Guido just bid it up to £200 (it is for charidee) – clearly Mandelson’s price is too rich for Guido.
You can bid for it on eBay, and more items are listed here: www.standard.co.uk/auction. Good luck…
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Lord Lamont told ITV News…
“I think the PM is just human and Ed Balls is a pretty irritating person”
Amazed that Mandelson has put his name on anything. Did he wear gloves?
The only thing I want to see with Mandelson’s signature on is his third resignation letter.
Or his tomb.
right. Let’s have a little look at this charity shall we?
Ah, yes
Kids Company
Chairman: Alan (£800K a year) Yentob of the BBC
How much taxpayers money do they swallow a year?
YAY! £7 MILLION QUID
How much did they spend on “Yoof workers, innit”
YAY! £5.8 MILLION QUID
http://www.charity-commission.gov.uk/registeredcharities/ScannedAccounts/Ends98%5C0001068298_ac_20081231_e_c.pdf
Camila Batman%$£%^$*^& is CEO.
Very interesting accounts. Lots to pick on in them. Can reccommend a look.
Wow that is impressive. And they have gotten brand new premises with extra work areas. Just like all the NuLabour Departments. Good job we have plenty of money in the UK.
Im gonna take you out tonight
Im gonna make you feel alright
I dont have a lot of money
But we’ll be fine
No, I dont have a penny
But I’ll show you a good time
Im gonna take you out tonight
Im gonna make you feel alright
I dont have a lot of money but we’ll be fine
No, I dont have a penny
But I’ll show you a real good time
Second prize is two copies of The Prince signed by Lord Mandelslime…
Yes, if it wasn’t for the £3.7million a year that I gave them, they’d be b’ankrupt, fortunately the economy isn’t b’ankrupt and we can afford it.
I would willingly sign his death certificate,the nasty piece of excrement
Is Mrs Tiger Woods the dumbdest blonde ever?
It seems he has been shagging out of watch every day since he married her.
How dumb is that?
Seems to me he is the Sally Bercow of the Golfing world.
Perhaps Sally should team up with Tiger and Mr Speaker with Mrs Woods.
I might have, but it’ll cost you to find out ,shag drawers.
Lammy got a good kicking from Eddie Mair on PM. I sometimes wondered whether Lammy was talking about the same report that EM had read. What a devious little prat he is. He should therefore go far in this squalid and spiteful little government – but time is fast running out and it will soon be P45s for all these disgusting parasites.
I reckon somebody forgot to lock the door and Lammy got out and went and bothered people in public. Sooner or later he’s going to wind up as the first MP with an ASBO for being a political nuisance.
Don’t joke about David Lammy. He’s gonna be the first black prime minister, Britain’s own Barry Obamma innit!
This multi-culti nonsense has gone too bloody far.
I would put up with all that for half his wealth. BTW, has anybody got a copy of “The Ponce” by Lord Fondlebum of Boy, signed by Machiavelli?
We can only accept that Gordon and Tone are genuinely disturbed that 100 UK soldiers have been killed so far this year as a result of taking part in their war. Not that either has attended any ceremony to honour the dead.
Can we be so sure that the 127 Iraqi Civillians snuffed out in seconds this morning are also on their consciences?
They just couldn’t give a toss! They hate the Military. Look at the way the MoD tries to subvent every possible claim for maiming from battle. Now if it is a secretary with RSI, then the sky is the limit. Doesn’t it strike anybody as a bit strange?
But they do support the Brave top managers of the Border Agency.
Indeed, Rising their lives day after day to allow in anyone with a pulse!
la la la I’m going to get another mansion
and anyway life is so hard for me being an oppressed woman, a mansion is my human rights
It is a socialist panacea. Mansions R Us. It makes for a fairer Britain.
Why doesn’t Cherie let some Somalians stay perhaps rent free in one of her many habitations? Rent Free would be caring. After all it was her husband, Brown and Mandelson that contrived to invite them all in with special treats. That would be double plus good Cherie. Slot Gob.
Dave’s face is getting redder by the day,anything to do with that Scotch he put his name to?Could be he is just shy when challenged,goes red in the face when he makes a mistake.There is a hint of bald patch too.
Imagine waking up next to Samantha every morning. Ewwww it would enough to make your cock drop off.
I would not take any walks in the woods anytime soon during the next five years you two.
Insulting the could be next prime ministers wife and the courts say i’m the loon.
The way the Tories’ ratings are going in the polls, he’ll be lucky to beat the LibDums.
“Isn’t the only hope for the planet that the industrialized civilizations collapse? Isn’t it our responsibility to bring that about?”
– Maurice Strong, founder of the UN Environment Programme
“Current lifestyles and consumption patterns of the affluent middle class – involving high meat intake,
use of fossil fuels, appliances, air-conditioning, and suburban housing – are not sustainable.”
– Maurice Strong, Rio Earth Summit
“The Earth has cancer and the cancer is Man.”
– Club of Rome, Mankind at the Turning Point (related to the Bilderberg group, the group our leaders are so keen to serve)
“A total population of 250-300 million people, a 95% decline from present levels, would be ideal.”
– Ted Turner, founder of CNN and major UN donor
“If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.”
– Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, patron of the World Wildlife Fund
“In searching for a new enemy to unite us, we came up with the idea that pollution, the threat of global warming, water shortages, famine and the like would fit the bill.”
– Club of Rome, The First Global Revolution
“We need to get some broad based support, to capture the public’s imagination… So we have to offer up scary scenarios, make simplified, dramatic statements and make little mention of any doubts… Each of us has to decide what the right balance is between being effective and being honest.”
– Stephen Schneider, Stanford Professor of Climatology, lead author of many IPCC reports
“Unless we announce disasters no one will listen.”
– Sir John Houghton, first chairman of IPCC
“We are on the verge of a global transformation. All we need is the right major crisis.”
– David Rockefeller, Club of Rome executive manager
Plenty more quotes like that here:
http://ken-hall.blogspot.com/2009/03/when-hitler-killed-millions-he-was.html
LABOUR FIRST
I’m going to fuck you Gordon.
Is that a target or just an iron-clad commitment?
What the dear leader meant was Labour will be the first major party in parliament to disappear into oblivion.
I think it’s an aspiration, albeit rather a sick one.
For the love of God please stop ringing me. I am not going to get Bernanke to withdraw his criticism of you and I am not going to give you a press conference. And if you ever chase me through the kitchen again trying to grab me I’ll have my secret service ship you straight to camp Xray
Cuba is rather nice at this time of the year!
Dear Obama,
I notice that you have failed to close Guantanamo Bay as you promised. I understand that there may be some logistical and political challenges in meeting the deadline you set, so with that in mind, I ask that you lock up Gordon Brown MP.
His curse will shut the place within weeks!
All the best, you lying, pathetic, cheating, new world order whore you!
The price of the book should have not have been increased but reduced, owing to a nasty stain on the title page.
Oi, I couldn’t help it!
That’s OK ….. it was the right thing to do.
Yes he did do the right thing ,we are in recovery you know.
Fuck off Alistair!
And this will be the Conservative response to the pre-budget report
Americans have finally traced Osama bin laden.
They just need to colour him now.
I anticipate order papers being waved at that one
O/T but it seems the Copenhagen Summit is a stich up after all. Oh dear! and they are hardly passed the first day.
The UN Copenhagen climate talks are in disarray today after developing countries reacted furiously to leaked documents that show world leaders will next week be asked to sign an agreement that hands more power to rich countries and sidelines the UN’s role in all future climate change negotiations.
The document is also being interpreted by developing countries as setting unequal limits on per capita carbon emissions for developed and developing countries in 2050; meaning that people in rich countries would be permitted to emit nearly twice as much under the proposals.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/dec/08/copenhagen-climate-summit-disarray-danish-text?CMP=AFCYAH
You didn’t honestly think that Co2 was pollution did you?
It was about making rent-seeking opportunities for as many is the political classes as possible.
Nah considering Trees need Co2 to live and give out 02 in return. Reckon they need to stop chopping down trees then.
Meanwhile in the real world and somewhere East of planet Labour
“Warning over UK economy sees pound and FTSE take a dive”
The pound fell against the dollar and the euro today after rating agency Moody’s described the British economy as weaker than Germany and France.
A report today said Britain and the U.S. had ‘resilient’ AAA ratings, as opposed to the ‘resistant’ top ratings of Canada, Germany and France, mainly because of the dreadful state of the public finances in Britain and the United Sates.
Alistair Darling said yesterday the economy remains too fragile to take more steps to repair the deficit this year.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1234200/UK-credit-warning-sees-pound-FTSE-dive.html?ITO=1490&referrer=yahoo#ixzz0Z7dE1bSS
i actually though it was a necessary element for plants survival. Silly me
What will the tomato producers pump into their greenhouses to increase yield if they cannot use CO2? And how will the be compensated for the 50%+ drop in yields if they stop using CO2?
If the climate alarmists were serious about this, they would have all travelled to Copenhagen in sail boats made from sustainable wood and they would be putting together proposals to protect ALL the world’s forests and make sure that the only timber produced would be from sustainable sources.
How does their, as yet unproven, claim that CO2 is warming the atmosphere to catastrophic levels, square with their own behaviour? They fly in to copenhagen by private Jet, are driven around in gas guzzling limos and then they want to stop me from leaving a light on?
By their actions shall we know them.
The UN will be furious. The top brass of that organisation have worked very hard to secure more power from the ordinary governments.
The overall No3, and person in charge of UNDP.
Ms Helen Clarke has got previous for forging paintings actually.
Google it and you will get the flavour of the type of individual trying to secure their power base and screw the World.
A closet Lesbian, and all round awful individual. CND campaigner and Vietnam war demonstrator. Brown fixed it for her to get the unadvertised job, after her humiliating defeat in the last elections in NZ. Sound familiar to EU watchers?
BTW NZ are out of recession as well. But there again they do have a Tory Government now.
However they are quite ahem, soft on tough issues.
Joining forces for the second time, Swarovski and UNICEF added a crystal sparkle to Knightsbridge as they unveiled the sparkling five metre Swarovski Crystal Snowflake at the Mandarin Oriental, Hyde Park.
Designed by leading lighting designer Ingo Maurer, the illumination was followed by a cocktail reception that raised an estimated £50,000 to help UNICEF provide clean water for children all over the world.
‘It is a great honour to work with Ingo Maurer on the creation of the Swarovski Crystal Snowflake for UNICEF, which will light up Knightsbridge during the holiday season. We are very happy to be partnering with UNICEF once again this year for an amazing project and thrilled that we can help such a worthy cause.’ Nadja Swarovski.
http://www.unicef.org.uk/celebrity/index.asp
Unicef sponser Barcelona footie team don’t they? How much aid money gets diverted into scam.
Sponsoring a fabulous football team like Barca also brings private box availability, hospitality, car parking, first pick tickets. Wonder if the UNICEF CEO is a Catalan? Answers on a postcard please.
The UN is a real racket. I know a few folks who have or still work there. Unbloodybelieveable. And these fuckers want to control the World?
I think you’ll find it is Barcelona who sponsor UNICEF. Seriously. They pay UNICEF money to put UNICEF on their shirts. They can do this because they are not the plaything of some rich money-launderer or one-paycheck-away-from-ba*nk*rupcy gobshite but are owned by the fans.
Respect.
Been to the Nou Camp twice. Excellent facility. Love it when they beat the Galacticos in the League. Didn’t know that they actually paid UNICEF, I take it all back. But not the bit about the UN munchkins.
SKKRRAAAAAAWWWKK!!! (klik) PEEEANUTTSS!!! (twittle) TATTATTAT!!!
Draft report leaked. So the poor climate colonies will be so glad when the less severe compromise document appears.
They will leap for joy, and rush to sign the new document.
Deliberate leak.
So why the news blackout?
Lot 100
Tea with Oona King.
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320457942943&ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT
Lot 101
Mandelson
Lot 103
Certainly no oil painting Andrew Marr.
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320459956434&ssPageName=STRK:MESCX:IT
Lot 131. Something to hang Brown with.
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320459956541&ssPageName=STRK:MESCX:IT
Lot 134. Cameron and Osborne Scotch.
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320459957317&ssPageName=STRK:MESCX:IT
Lot 141 Something Sally forgot to consume.
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320459956644&ssPageName=STRK:MESCX:IT
Win a pint with Guy Ritchie……What c*nt thought that would make a good prize.
I would rather de-laminate my corneas with sellotape.
TaT continues the diatribe at the request of his many Marxist controllers.
I have to repeat myself again. You thick tit. I am concrete pump (Putzmeister 1407)……trailer mounted.
certainly something starting wit a ‘c’
‘wit a ‘c’……Witless c*nt !
Nobody gives a fuck who you are, bring back tat.
Should I give Phil Woolas another kicking after what he’s said today?
Yes, please.
Can you slam me in a fridge door?
Only if the rest of you is inside the fridge.
Phil Woolas — a giant among statesmen! His sure touch, his way with words, his instinctive grasp of the most complex political problem: these alone would qualify him to stand head and shoulders above the rest of an, admittedly, illustrious cabinet … but there’s far more to him than that! Renaissance man, raconteur, wit — what company is not enlivened and made genial by his magnetic, easy presence? I thank my stars to be alive at the same time as such a man, to view from afar his dazzling talents, his arc across the firmament of all our lives. Let us, collectively, as a nation, kneel before him and pay homage!
He is probably the best they have. Name one better? Er, on reflection name one who inspires any trust whatsoever?
David Lammy
p.s. This is a joke
That’s obviously high grade wacky baccy you are smokin’.
‘About this charity:
The organisation is based upon psychotherapeutic principles and seeks to provide an environment where relationships of empathy and attachment can be fostered between young people and trusted adults.’
Can’t we have you arrested for that?
Is there any connection with dilly-dolly?
Is that not what Michael Jackson was trying to do in his sleep overs ??????
TANTO VERPA NULLUM PER ELOGIUM
Who are you referring to ?
PETRA
It’s the bankers fault i never studied hard at school
it’s the bankers fault that i spend more than i earn
it’s the bankers fault that i shit the bed
it’s the bankers fault my dog and cat died
boo hoo everything is the bankers fault
Do bankers set the taxes and tax laws in this country? I thought they only lent money and set lending rates.
Also sorry to hear about your cat & dog and unfortunate accident in the bed.
Banks don’t even control how much money is lent in the economy. That’s the regulators decision, and they decided infinite credit was the right answer.
It was the Government framework, dictated to them by the Bilderberg bankers that allowed the bankers to fuck up so magnificently.
Without that fuck up, the G20 would not have morphed into the global treasury as an embryonic stage of a world Government. Copenhagen is set to be the embryonic stage of policy for world Government run by the world bank.
Your shiny new unelected EU President Rumpoy stated as much clearly in a speech only last week. G20 was brought in to create global control of finance due to the financial crash. Copenhagen is the start of global political management (control of policy).
So who was to blame? The Government or the banks? They were in it TOGETHER! They are BOTH a big bunch of twatty bastard fucks who are complicit in creating the conditions required to wipe out the working and middle classes.
It is the elite Vs the people!
inni’ bruv!
Dear sir.
You are a halfwit in the company of halfwits. You know your over simplistic summary is quite halfwitted. You are a c’unt.
Do one.
Sausages.
Says the That’s life dog.
No its the Bankers fault that THEY loaned more than they had !!!
Hi ho Silver away!
Blame the bankers – What a smoke screen !
As if putting some punitive tax on them will solve our problems.
Labour are just fooling the people & the people are foolish enuff to believe the Hunts
I actually own a leather bound classic penguin version of ‘The Prince’.
I advise everyone to read it so they will know how stupid the government thinks we all are.
‘Leather’, ‘bound’……
Oooh!
‘Penguin’ ‘Classic’
Aaah!
Oh yes. Very important that. My little Trabalhador was saying only last night that charity begins at homo.
It makes me despair of the depths to which Labour has sunk, that the likes of Mandelson and Campbell are welcome in the once-honourable institution. What has become of the party?
There was a time when Labour was proud. These days it is a disgrace.
Labour were always wankers. Attlee, Wilson, Callaghan – excelled in fucking up this country. OK, they may have been nicer people but I’d rather have arseholes running the country properly than a bunch of nice guys turning gold into shite. Unfortunately this bunch of arseholes are turning gold into something worse than shite.
Put your faith in the Zimbabwean dollar. You know it makes sense.
Hey I think youve just hit on a winning election slogan
“Vote Conservative, we may be arseholes but at least we can run the country properly ”
Yeah like that
Yeah but they will not be running the country will they? The EU will based on the directives that come from the Copenhagen summit. The tory government will be a puny puppet.
But even when it was proud, it was shite. I didn’t think so at the time, but now we can see them for what they were.
Fancy the KGB thinking they could make Wilson an agent. They soon found out it was more effective to target ‘intellectuals’ with real power like Jack Jones.
You wouldn’t mind if the Marxoids were competent but not only are they unpleasant they are also relentlessly incompetent.
Or by their measures extremely competent since their overiding key objective is always to destroy England and the English.
Fuck sake calm down.
Sausages
Is Esther still running for Luton next year ? If so can we put up some vegatable which looks like a penis to run against her ?
Put up one of those skeleton models we used to have in science classes dressed in a hat and brown mac, not only will be the better looking option it will also be the more lively candidate.
That we might get that dreadful woman as an MP doesn’t bear thinking about. Mrs Moron, you have a lot to answer for…
No price is too low for a book that that hand has slimed on.
One of very few credible arguments for book-burnings.
The bible being one.
I would make a joke bid but it’s taken nearly 5 years to get my ebay trusted super seller and buyer ratings.
Also 100% positive feed back!
I am almost an ebay deity.
What you got then, my son. Anything worth having ?
I have a copy of ‘Rinse the Prince’ signed by Peter Mandleson.
Any takers?
And that other one, ‘Mince, the Prince’.
And who can forget ‘Wince the Prince’
What was that?
Smart!
I love the way that the Whisky signed by Cam and Oz is coming close to be 10 more valuable than the one signed by the Berk(ow).
With an alcoho like Sally about it will be half full or completely empty if your lucky enough to even get it.
But if she’s pissed…..
…. she’s anyones.
Why do you love the fact that someone will pay anything for Whisky signed by Cameron and Osborne?I would pour it down the drain.A worthless pair of old Etonian wasters.
I’m still waiting for you to lick my willy.
You didn’t use an referral partner link for ebay… you missed a trick there!
”A tour of the Roald Dahl museum with his grand-daughter”
Yes fucking please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I once had the pleasure of smoking outside a building with her.
Ah, sweet memory.
Was she better in the flesh?
Pray tell or i won’t sleep tonight!
My friend, just to exchange pleasantries with such as her in a London Street was to bathe in the dazzling light of perfection itself.
Better to exchange bodily fluids though, eh?
Could you not smack her on the head, lop one of her eyeballs out and skullfuck her instead?
No woman could ever be described as “the dazzling light of perfection itself”. You obviously have not had sex in a very long time. I recommend that you have a good wank. Women will be much more normal after that.
Don’t trust anything that bleeds for a week every month, but does not die!
I have a copy of “In the Office of Constable” signed by Sir Robert Mark…..a period when Men were Men and Women knew it hehehehehe
I had to go to hospital to have a mole removed from my cock….. It was my own fault though as I shouldn’t have been shagging the mole!
Good evening all
I have to retire in order to rehearse my gags for tomorrows knockabout in Parliament
Good luck Dave you’ll knock them dead.
hahahahaha…now that is a better one Dave !!
It’s the way he tells ‘em though. You see it’s all down to timing my son.
Cant tell you what the questions will be in tomorrows PMQ’s but I can give you Browns answers viz :
” The do nothing Tories”
“The party of the many and not the Few”
“Doing the right thing”
“Hard working Families”
” We dont pass by on the other side ”
” Tory cuts”
“Record investment in the public services 2
You get the Picture
…and don’t forget the latest silly phrase that is something about the playing fields of Eton. (One they haven’t sold yet but will probably go balls-out to do so before the GE).
Do you suppose the policies that lead to our recession were dreamt up on the playing field of Fettes?
Blair, the sell-out toff bastard!
See the pound’s slipped against the Zimbabwean dollar again.
At this rate we should be able bid wheelbarrow pound loads for the Mandleslime signature
i have bid 270 but i think it will go for 500
Uk banana republic, run by unelected PM no different to Zimbabwe.
Zim has just got 250million put in the bank account by the UN. How long before Grace Mugabe spends it all is anyone’s guess though.
Certainly won’t be as quick as Mrs. Darling’s Bankers.
Or is your posting a clever metaphor for ZimUK and Grace Darling who was famous for something.
Already transferred to Hong Kong….
She’s a girl, ain’t she?
Hehehe I dun told ya dat Broon woz a mad one
The UK couldn’t be a Banana Republic unless we get some of the global warming we’ve been promised. We’re more of a Parsnip Province.
I laughed.
Now that Lisbon’s been ratified, we’re more of a Carrot Client-State.
Tories falling down the polling ladder tee hee love it LATEST OPINION POLL
38% TORY TWATS 30% LABOUR LOVIES
Who cares ! Cause if the LabourShite get in, they’ll only have to introduce swinging cuts, or the IMF will do it for them.
Either way the British Electorate will finally get a real life lesson in what Soshalism is all about.
Still a fucking lead you knocker !
You mean we’re only gonna win 9-0 as opposed 10-0 ??? Crushing disapointment all round NOT!!!!
Whoever wins – it won’t be us. Think on that, you idiot.
true enough.
This election will actually be about which party implements the EU dictatorship’s agenda more faithfully. The EU agenda being an implementation of the global government agenda, currently being pushed through at Copenhagen.
WE ALL LOSE in that agenda!
Hmmmmm. If 1992 was a phyrric victory for the Tories then 2010 would displace ‘phyrric’ if Labour won the election. Indeed it might well displace ‘phyrric’ whoever wins it.
This economy is fucked and the only people who can fix it without the unions destroying the country are Labour – by being honest now. By spelling out the cuts that are going to be necessary. But Brown would rather see a civil war than do the right thing.
The evil fucker.
Demented person like you should move abroad if you don’t like it here .Shove off mate.
So you’re perfectly happy with the Labour jackasses who have fucked up the UK?
You’re going home in a fucking ambulance.
Home? Shouldn’t that be hospital, old fruit?
The nightshift Lab troll, and even worse than than the gimp they use during the day.
outbid already
has it got spunk stains on it like monicas dress?
is it signed with all poo-bahs titles. if so it could be longer than the book itself
Can we auction Mandelson off to Marrakesh please………..
Boys on Sticks!
Much cheapness!
outbid again at 280
well you could buy the uk for less
Ah ‘ mine eyes have seen the glory ‘. A prize of test cricket.
The only thing worth bidding for.
dont care what you say.lab,con or lib or any other fucking party were are fucked.
Not if Richard Branson stands as PM. That would be the Virgin Party.
But if it has just one prick in it, then it’s gone.
Guido I hope you wear gloves if you are unlucky enough to win it
you dont know what he had in his hand before he signed it EUGH !
What was the fate of TaT. I kind of miss his inane rants.
Has he been recalled for good or will he be able to do community blog service.
Given an ASBO.
He’s had a Tshirt printed announcing his new qualification.
He’s not worked out that wearing the Tshirt under his hoodie means that people cannot read the slogan he’s had printed.
It didn’t occur to me that he would have a qualification, but I suppose these are not so rare under NuLiebores’ Edukashun for all.
For the many, not the few, as they say.
Guess Guido had to show the cripple who was really top boy.
Hey TAT i know your reading this through a proxy website, so DANCE FOR ME BITCH LOL.
TAT may not be everyone’s cup of tea but he’s very supportive of our armed forces in Afghanistan so I am willing to cut him some slack. However, he’s also a fucking rude bully. On balance, I’m sure he’ll be out of the sin bin soon.
The bullying and woman hating were a problem. He is currently working on a number of new equally bizarre personas. Take your pick about which you prefer.
cun’t or variations of, are a bit of a clue.
you are just jealous because I am top boy and you are a nobody.
innit.
Humour him a bit. He had a hard time of it inside, especially when they found out what he was in for. The screws did their best for him, but it’s never enough. We’re trying to rehabilitate him a bit with this computer. It gives him something positive to look forward to, and to be honest, keeping him off the streets does keep the population a bit safer, especially when he refuses his medication. Sorry he bothers you all so much, but some cases just don’t respond to the normal ways of dealing with people.
said the sex offender posing as a probation officer.
Commuting?
RIP TaT.
‘Slightly mad but never boring’
calm down ladies, your hero is never far away.
Mention spastics, cripples, or variations thereof again. You will come to regret the vile prejudice in your hatespeak.
RIP TaT’a special gay friend.
‘barking mad and totally boring’
Criminally Insane was the Judge’s view. But he is dead now. Bless
still boring.
raise your game or fuck off.
thankyou.
Fake charity alert!
Yup
Almost entirely funded by taxpayers who have no say in anything.
No wonder they chose Alan (oyVey) Yentob
Pizzas all round!
I a wanna a pizza de action.
Charidee, Charidee, it all ends in Charidee, my son.
Perhaps the Prince of Darkness is in for a cut of the winning bid?
Or is that just so cynical of me to think of the slimy lying mortgage fraudster?
Is he putting his watch up for sale on e bay ????
Please donate for hard up public servants of AlJabeeba, the Imigrashun Service, Grauniad Contributors etc. etc.
Bonuses are down this year, and their children threatened with State Education.
Oh my Lord, it’s grim out there for the Caring Folk of Fat Cat Land.
It all means bollocks to those of us outside london, it looks like city celebs navel-gazing. Truly sad times, perhaps we should flatten the westminster bit and put in a runway…whatever.
How about a Marina for Bankers’ Bigger Boats, or maybe an sewage farm to soak up the output.
Reckon this includes a tasty roast with mint sauce?
‘Pop god Sting and his film producer wife Trudie Styler will open their house in Wiltshire for you and up to ten – yes, ten – friends for a visit during lambing season. You’ll be able to see not only how a millionaire rock star lives, but also to see what a fully-fledged working organic farm looks like – and the miracle of birth. This item is valid for ten (10) people for one (1) day and will not include accommodation, transport or expenses. 2010. Wiltshire.’
I’d assumed he was a faddy veggie. If he threw in a free punch in his pretentious gob – or a 12 month sponsored silence – I’d be clearing out my savings.
What the blubbery fuck is that c*nt doing breeding sheep, does he show his 10 guests how the lambs are slaughtered for meat……scouse c*nt probably keeps them as pets.
He is a geordie you dickhead !
Oh yeah….got the c*nt confused with another c*nt…….apologies…concrete pump has drunk much.
Climate change has shifted Liverpool sort of northwestish. The new version of ‘Ferry, Cross the Tyne’ by Gerry and his Pacemaker will be in the shops on Monday.
ok, concrete pump upfucked, i am but plant.
Altogether now
“The Fog on the Mersey is mine all mine the fog on the mersey is mine”
Nah it will never catch on !
I heard he came from Cumbria which is why they suggested he might do a charidee gig for them so’s they could have a bridge or two repaired.
But it’s understandable that he’s fully occupied wiv de liddle lambkins right now, in between residing in various offshore islands to avoid tax.
Ain’t charidee a wunderful thing though.
Charidee may be wunderful. Sting, however, is a pretentious sincerity-bearded bellend.
But what about Bonzo surely he’s not a pretentious hypocrite as well
Bonzo?
Lord Dog-Biscuit of Glasnevin?
Did anyone else notice that many journalists are reporting that at yesterdays opening conference of the Copenhagen summit, one of the Head Honchos dealt with questions on “Climategate” “Head on” and “defended” the data in question.
Did he fuck , all he did was bleat on about the theft of this data and such like. He said fuck all about whether the allegations are true, whether the data was indeed manipulated, fabricated, hidden, censored etc etc etc
Defence my arse he avoided the issue and all those journalists reporting otherwise are plain lazy or just shite !!!.
have you seen the latest insane ramblings of the deluded Al Gore?
http://wattsupwiththat.com/2009/12/08/al-gore-cant-tell-time-thinks-most-recent-climategate-email-is-more-than-10-years-old/
Q: How damaging to your argument was the disclosure of e-mails from the Climate Research Unit at East Anglia University?
A: To paraphrase Shakespeare, it’s sound and fury signifying nothing. I haven’t read all the e-mails, but the most recent one is more than 10 years old. These private exchanges between these scientists do not in any way cause any question about the scientific consensus. But the noise machine built by the climate deniers often seizes on what they can blow out of proportion, so they’ve thought this is a bigger deal than it is.
But wait there’s more…
Q: There is a sense in these e-mails, though, that data was hidden and hoarded, which is the opposite of the case you make [in your book] about having an open and fair debate.
A: I think it’s been taken wildly out of context. The discussion you’re referring to was about two papers that two of these scientists felt shouldn’t be accepted as part of the IPCC report. Both of them, in fact, were included, referenced, and discussed. So an e-mail exchange more than 10 years ago including somebody’s opinion that a particular study isn’t any good is one thing, but the fact that the study ended up being included and discussed anyway is a more powerful comment on what the result of the scientific process really is.
These people are examining what they can or should do to deal with the P.R. dimensions of this, but where the scientific consensus is concerned, it’s completely unchanged. What we’re seeing is a set of changes worldwide that just make this discussion over 10-year-old e-mails kind of silly.
Earth to Al, Earth to Al, come in Al.
Despite the fact that some of the 10 year old emails discussed important issues like the 2001 IPCC report and what made it into it…the most recent emails in Climategate were from November 2009. Last month, this year, earth time.
He clearly has not read ANYTHING on climategate at all. He was too busy flying around the world by private jet promoting his latest lame and inaccurate book and buying up seafront property.
In reference to the British Gas advert;
We where called in by the local council to investigate a gas leak in a hamlet of flats. On the scene their was an obvious wiff, so we followed the trail and found the offending home.
The situation was then explained to the owners at great length and difficulty after calling in the council and police for support, as they could not speak or understand English very well. We where eventually allowed entry to investigate.
Well in all my days, the gas leak turned out to be the owners burning shit, yes that is correct blocks and lumps of S H I T on an open fire. Retching ensued by all and no one ate lunch that day and the council and housing association where left to deal with the tenants.
I’ve just come back from Asia and in the queue for passport control, one of the passengers just squatted down and dumped on the marble. Then, in the gents loo later there was remnants of crap in the wash basins and footprints on the loo seats. And they call us uncivilised.
three workers from the Indian sub-continent went to work at my mates factory, they bust 6 toilet pans in a week, flooded the place three mornings running, fucking hilarious
First Watson and now Mandelson.Are Labour “love bombing” Guido?No Sell-out,Fawkes,please,No Sell-out.
Love-bombing, now there’s a vision
That twat Frank Luntz changed global warming to climate change.He is trying to fool you.Don’t listen to anything he says.
Climate has always changed from the beginning of time , and will continue to change long after you and I have passed on.
It is a natural process of the planet evolving within it’s own family of planets.
In a village I grew up in, 60 miles from the sea , in East Anglia, archaeologists have found a pre-medieval harbour at the edge of the village where they say the sea originally came to.
The seas, in past times have been much higher and much lower than we have known them in our lifetime. It is the natural ebb and flow of climate, nothing to do with man-made global warming.
Besides gordon professes to believe in anthropogenic global warming – I simply couldn’t believe a word that man said!!!
Norwich means “northern port”
Plato posted this on the nuts and bolts of the deception.
http://wattsupwiththat.com/2009/12/08/the-smoking-gun-at-darwin-zero/
Climate Change I believe is happening all the time , since 2000 the planetary temperatures have been static. Before that they were warming. If the gulf stream should move or, amazingly ‘switch off’ as it has done in the past , Great Britain would find itself facing another ice age.
So when they talk about climate change they are right. There is climate change going on.
When they try to say that that climate change is being caused by man, or rather stupidly this week I heard them say it was because man was farming and eating animals , then they are just being idiots!!!
The climate changes being discussed at Copenhagen are man made, made by men who think people have not got the intelligence to check the facts.
The only man made global warming is the Mann who created the hockey stick and by the men who adjust the raw temperature data to fit the theory. The temperature data we are shown in charts on the news is NOT the raw data. It is compiled by people who have a religious zeal about man made global warming and they adjust the data to take into account changes in station locations, Urban Heat Island effect and changes in the types of equipment used in these station.
Now it IS a fact that the raw data does need to be analysed and adjusted to take into account these changes. I have no problem with that. What I do have a problem with as having to take on pure blind faith alone the idea that these proven “believers” are not allowing their in-grained personal zeal and bias influence their adjustments to fit into a proven, blatant global political agenda.
In Darwin alone, a raw record that showed a 0.7 degree FALL in temperature trend over a century was changed in a bizarre and unnecessary way to show a 1.2 degree warming, with most of that warming occurring and accelerating in the last 50 years.
This demonstrates “fixing the data to fit the theory”. If a clear majority of global temperature data has been fixed in this way, then we cannot even be sure that the earth HAS been warming as much over the last 50 years as has been claimed.
IF it hasn’t, and we need URGENT independent, open, public analysis and a full audit and data trail on ALL the stations to establish the truth on this, but, IF it hasn’t then how the hell can these Alarmists, (who are so concerned about CO2 that they jet in to copenhagen to tell us NOT to fly!) claim that man is fucking up the climate, when the climate has done NOTHING out of the ordinary?
The Met Office tell us this evening that the first decade of the 21st century is hotter than ever.
Really? The current decade started on 1 January 2001 (not 2000) and will end on 31 December 2010 (ie not in a couple of weeks time). If they can’t work out something as simple as this then what price their wretched global warming figures??
Imbeciles.
The Met Office , the BBC, gordon ??? Do we believe any of them??!!
200 quid is a little steep for toilet paper but i’d pay at least that for madelsons still beating heart on a silver platter.
Sorry to tell you this but mandy has a calculator where the rest of us have a heart.
Think it would be safer in a fully padlocked iron box.
Science says that Greenland’s Glaciers are not melting. What the BBC says is apalling to science.
http://eclipptv.com/viewVideo.php?video_id=8795
That is a brilliant interview with a proper Australian scientist. Pity he had to air his considered views and experience on Russian TV.
He had no Choice. The Western MSM is not interested in the truth, or so it seems.
But what an interview!!!!
He seemed a bit nervous
The fucking Prince?
Are you sure that it wasn’t “The nonce” ?
I wouldnt touch anything that had been handled By Peter Fondlesboys let alone pay for the pleasure of doing so
Il Ponce
I already have a copy of Machiavelli’s The Prince fortunately untainted by any association with mandy.
It would have been more appropriate if mandy had signed Tim Parks book on Medici Money – about the medieval italian bankers who were prepared to commit any crime, from war to torture and undertake any perversion so long as it led them to ever greater wealth and power.
The Medici brothers truly are an earlier manifestation of the blairite/brownite ‘brotherhood’, right down to their internal bloody feuds.
Except they were probably a bit better at running the country.
Well they made money – they didn’t lose it .
They built their fortune on the most successful banking enterprise ever seen (brown eat your heart out) and kick started the Florentine Renaissance.
Don’t think there is much chance of an age of Renaissance out of brown/bliar/mandy/alastair!!!
…..not after they’ve had their cut first.
“Creative Mortgages for Dummies” by P Mandelson, available from all dodgy bookshops and Her Majesty’s Stationery Office.
‘The Definitive and Objective Analysis of Gordon Brown’s Decade as Chancellor of the Exchequer’ by Vernon Coleman is still readily available but not recommended bedtime reading.
Note also titled ‘Gordon is a Moron’
Mandelbum is probably dreaming of getting the title ‘Prince’, the only title Gordon hasn’t given him yet!
I would prefer ‘The Queen’ if we must get down to semantics.
This would leave other titles, King, Emperor, Man made God, etc. for him to aspire to in future, although ‘Almighty Grand Poobah of All’ is already quite high up in the rankings.
He who rises highest will fall hardest!!!!
I use plenty of lubrication thank you for the concern though dahling.
x
The Dodgy Chancer formerly known as Ponce. Oops – sorry – Prince.
He who blinded by ambition, raises himself to a position whence he cannot mount higher, must thereafter fall with the greatest loss.
You talking about me ?
Machiavelli’s assessment of bliar and mandy :
” Money alone would not be able to compete with what they have done . Yet they have bought everything with money. No depth. No emotion. No conscience”
Men are so simple and so much inclined to obey immediate needs that a deceiver will never lack victims for his deceptions.
I see one of the other items is Gordon Brooons Tie
I would gladly bid for it
if it was tied to a lamp post with his neck still in it !
Why is Sarah wearing a Turd on her head?
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/042R1yv2Pk8sb/610x.jpg
What would be priceless would be copies of “Animal Farm” and “1884″ signed by Mandleson.
or even ’1984′
No “1884″ a fine vintage champagne as befitting a Socialist Lord who is relaxed about his fabulous wealth accrued whilst soldiers die and Redcar steelmen are thrown on the scrapheap.
Vote Labour !!
Of course you’re quite right, Sir, except I’m not sure we can endorse the ‘Vote Labour’ bit.
Pedant was foolish enough to have a sticker in his car many decades ago saying ‘Let’s go with Labour’, something he has regretted ever since.
http://wattsupwiththat.com/2009/12/08/the-smoking-gun-at-darwin-zero/
This was the intended link
Scouse git !
At least Kevin’s funny. Pity he’s on the wrong side.
Sounds like Quentin Letts winding him up.
Kevin’s funny?! He’s the most tragically comic figure I can imagine!
Poor sad idiot that he is!! Someone needs to offer him some piano wire!!!
Is that “The Prince ( Albert)” which he has signed ??
I am sure that this govt will not last until the c*unt Brown eventually tries to call an election.
There will be riots and much blood spilled on the streets in protest against Brown and his thugs.
February and March will be the months when it will turn really serious as millions take to the streets.Brown will be forced out – he won’t be able to call an election.
Why do you think this.
30% are happy with Brown’s leadership, and as long as they’ve got their credit cards and X Factor and Footie to watch they’ll be content. It all comes down to enough bread and circuses.
When the wheels will come off is when the pound collapses and they can’t afford their hols in Spain.
brown’s government MUST last until the next election.
I want him to go to election and I want him to face the electorate verdict which I feel sure will be damning in the extreme.
I don’t want him escaping that election verdict by saying he’s sick and he must retire, or by being deposed by frightened ministers who think they can achieve a better electorsl result without him.
I Want gordon to face the electorate . he has done so much damage – he needs to be told by us, at the next election, how badly we think of him!!!! I don’t want him escaping into retirement claiming he’s saved the world!!!
I don’t think it will be damning, Sadly! I think that the electoral turnout will be a record low and that he will lose but not by a landslide. He has bought tens of thousands – if not more – votes with our money.
Democracy died in this country some decades ago.
I’d rather see him shot in the street like the rabid dog he is.
Why not let him to die of rabies.
Shootings are so this year
I think if anyone wants to give to charity at the moment it might be best to give to the British Legion or Help for Heroes or failing that support michaelyon who keeps bringing us the truth, as he roughs the dangers with our, and the american, lads and lasses on the frontline in Afghanistan.
I decided to make my own Christmas cards this year in response to the miniscule amount that charities receive from the sale of Christmas cards and then make a donation of 50p per card to my favourite charity. The reality is I should give £45 to charity, forget the glue, card, paper, envelopes and stamps and just send emails.
Greece’s debt rating cut.
Will we be following in their footseps after Darling pulls a decomposing rabbit out of his magician’s hat?
http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSGEE5B70TN20091208?type=marketsNews
More like a final demand,
or a fistful of newly invented and printed £1000 notes,
closely followed by £1,000,000 notes.
Sorry but your comment about a ‘decomposing rabbit’ made me instantly think about gordon!!!!
O/T
10 out of 10 to the Tories ad agency who are projecting “Britain’s Debt Clock” onto the side of Battersea Power Station tonight – and it goes up by
£5,500 EVERY SECOND
£847,943,648,012 and counting (quickly)
pics at http://conservativehome.blogs.com/thetorydiary/2009/12/tories-project-5500-per-second-debt-clock-on-to-battersea-power-station.html
I think guido should do that somewhere on his main page!!!
Shit, even the BBC are showing it on the Ten now
Just as Gordoom and Darling are trying to get us all thinking about bankers’ bonuses…
Hardly a glancing blow is it dears?
The scum in & around Battersea can not count past ten anyway.
Can someone explain why this country needs the ‘talent’ bought by a banking bonus?
Surely all they do for their banks is skim money out of our pension pots
‘cos the City is responsible for about 25% of total tax revenues, around £100Bn a year in Income and Corporation Tax alone – plus all the VAT, stamp duty, fuel duty, Air Passenger Duty etc etc which the wealthy bankers hand back to the Exchequer.
Zurich, Dubai, Singapore and Hong Kong all all happy to have the bankers relocate from London and New York – and all offer massively less tax than the UK or the US ever will
the bankers have not got a pot to piss in steve.
who gives a fuck if they cut and run?
you mean the same Dubai which has just run out of money ?
what would a banker do there ?
C’mon Tat where are you tonight ??
The Independents deserve to be heard as well. Pre pre budget and during this man-made climate conference spell.
C’mon Tat what’s your views??!!
See comment 81 onwards, further up the thread.
Amanda Knox will get to sexually experiment even more now in the Italian penal system.
Here Guido talking of princes and queens you missed out a certain little Lord Fontenoy ;
The one and only ‘social scene treasure’ Henry Conway
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320457796805&ssPageName=STRK:MESCX:IT#ht_500wt_975
Knitting is the new rock ’n’ roll and Henry Conway is its new prince. Henry will give you a knitting lesson with Gail Downey at their Connaught Village Boutique, followed by a huge Treasure Chest cocktail at top nightspot Mahiki for you and three of your friends. Individuals must be over the age of 18 y.o. The knitting lesson will be for one (1) person only. Entry into Mahiki will be for a maximum of three (3) individuals and will only include one cocktail as detailed above. Timing will be on a mutually agreed date and will be subject to availability. This item expires on 30 June 2010.
Meanwhile his thieving father continues to draw parliamentary wages,allowances and tops up his pension,at our expense.
Is it any wonder some of us are going for the nuclear option at the next election?
Brown finally goes off his head, is he trying to kill off the banks himself. Tax everything to the hilt. Sure Brown, those rather powerful bankers are gonna sit down and take this, i’d be watching my back if i were you, they could easily cripple the economy even further just to get rid of you and screw us in the process.
Brown plans transaction tax on all city trading.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/dec/08/pre-budget-report-tax-banks
Alistair Darling will use tomorrow’s pre-budget report to impose a one-off tax on this year’s bonus round, but No 10 will further step up the squeeze on the Square Mile on Thursday with a 60-page report making the case for a so-called transactions tax on all City trading, and an insurance scheme to stop taxpayers being forced to foot the bill for any future banking crises.
‘Darling’s tax on bankers’ bonuses to be announced tomorrow may not in itself raise significant sums. But the government’s new-found appetite for challenging the City is winning enthusiastic support from Labour MPs, and the decision to follow this up immediately with the threat of two further taxes is hugely symbolic.’
‘Max Lawson, head of development at Oxfam, said: “A tax on financial transactions is the only option that will raise serious money to prevent cuts and fight poverty.
“The prime minister should go it alone and put a small tax on sterling trading to raise billions of pounds, without waiting for the rest of the G20.”‘
This looks like a cheap political stunt that will jeopardise the personal and corporate taxes that the finance industry pays, not to mention whatever trickle down effect the less well paid workers who provide services to the industry experience.
I don’t like the idea of individuals receiving large bonuses for profits underwritten by HMG – but it was Darling’s job to do something about that before the bonuses were earned. Windfall tax legislation always smacks of the politics of envy & will probably motivate some high earners to move abroad.
However the proposal for some form of Tobin tax is suicidal. If that’s enacted – especially unilaterally – the whole international finance industry in the GB is likely to relocate.
Wildly O/T, but probably confirmation that the world has gone mad. Disney World, Florida is now twinned with – wait for it – Swindon.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20091208/tuk-british-town-is-first-twinned-with-d-45dbed5.html
Who is the Mayor of Disney World?
Well the UK and Disney land both have in common;
Mickey Mouse and his cartoon mates in charge.
Dodgy money.
Both are a laughing stock on the world stage.
Mickey Mouse and Disney Land both have better credit ratings though and Mickey,Donald,Goofy,Pluto & Co are taken more seriously than “Crash” McDoom and his band of Keystone Kops
The guardian article states:
“The prime minister should go it alone and put a small tax on sterling trading to raise billions of pounds, without waiting for the rest of the G20″
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/dec/08/pre-budget-report-tax-banks
Has anyone really considered the consequences of such a move?
Some sort of herd instinct to get out of sterling maybe – not seen since the days of Lamont?
Is it not an idea tantamount to the reintroduction of exchange controls – or more likely a bright idea from the white liberal press never to be entertained?
Transaction tax is a bit like betting tax. PROVEN TO BE UNWORKABLE. This government is at last waking up to the horror of a deficit.
Did anyone see Gordon Brown’s favourite economisy, David Blanchflower, on Newsnight?
The man is a complete lunatic, denying wildly that the problem has nothing to do with public spending but is all about not enough tax being taken which can be remedied by putting up tax rates.
He was sweating even more than Will Hutton, ranting like a lunatic, and rude and absive to the other speakers.
No wonder Brown likes him.
typo: change nothing to anything
Get out of sterling!
Blanchflower is a dangerous lunatic. He seems intent on destroying what’s left of the economy. Is that why Brown had him on the MPC?
Brown has screwed us for generations to come.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1234200/UK-credit-warning-sees-pound-FTSE-dive.html
totally agree blanchflower was wrong , i thought he was almost mocking lord lawson , blaming him for regulation , and then having I am your master speech moment . The idea that the ruin has somehow saved the economy form somthing far worse is not how CW sees it , and being as every paper has a differnet headline , CW thinks ink isnt dry yet on PBR .
The automatic stabilisisers may yet be a mistake as they only impact the public sector economy , as far as i know there is no economic theory that shows how a massive state sector , increasing its debt , leads to an ecnomic recovery of manufacturing , in other words it was the speed of the economy that did not show it was listing due to the increased personal debt ballast shiftingover to the people in private sector . Whilst the double dip is not desired , the debt at a certain level becomes impossible to bail , by the service sector . Services are only funded by the taxation of private , fundmentally using the service sector to revive the private is at best flawed and even if mildly effective means an onrunning debt and government capital projects which adds spurts but not balance , and requires raising finace .
the example of greece is all to alrming to contemplate , once the credit rating is gone , debt interest rate increases , govt is borrowing at 0.5% , being as quadrupling of that to 2% is quite possible that conversley means the debt is 4 times more difficult to resolve , imagine conservatives ticker banner saying £20000 a second and you see how bad the ruins policies are . darling cannot halve the debt by the time interest rates reach 2% that is why his basis and the ruins is wrong and why blanchflower was talking cockwaffle .
paul mason descrbed it as a balancing act , Cw thinks more of high wire act being performed by unfit debt drunkard , with a very long fall down .
CW also wants to know why it takes £60mn to ensure 1700 workers have employment , even if each of them was on 20k a year it would only take £34mn, so is peter now creating 40k a year jobs for redunacy , or will it be getting thrown down the NGOs drains on retrainers and consultants , will that factory ever reopen , if not youve bought them 2 measly years instead of long term jobs and we will be importing what they make .
Guido one for you.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/6762994/MPs-expenses-Ministers-braced-for-further-damage-as-new-claims-to-be-made-public.html
Oh Dear for “Equality” Harperson…
*Harriet Harman, the leader of the House charged with cleaning up the expenses system, claimed for a digital camera bought by her assistant while on holiday in South Africa. On Tuesday night her spokesman said it was for use in her constituency. The deputy Labour leader also claimed hundreds of pounds for “media monitoring services” amid speculation she will challenge Gordon Brown for the party’s leadership.
I take it she didn’t lend it to 5 bellies smiff and her hubby to do home made porn then?
Spokesperson.
Mandelson is a prick
obama has just made an ecnomic speech in the vein of eric cantona , meanwhile our debt rating is now on a parr with portugal !!
Will the election be valid?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2009/dec/08/ban-prisoner-votes-human-rights
You Eeeengleeesh you are so stupeeed you deeedn’t reeed the small print where eet clearly states that we in the eeee u tell you who will run your stupeeed little country !and as Labour signed the treaty they can stay eeen power ! ha ha ha ha !
The Tory triators and sellout eurotrash bastards Yeo/Clarke/Gummer are calling for Cameron to stick to the man made global warming fraud, they see themselves as ‘moderates’ they are in fact raging sellouts betraying their own grassroots and selling out the Tory party.
There is an attempt to betray the Tory party by the same sellouts that betrayed Thatcher, the so called moderates think they can betray the Tory rank and file and lead them into a newlabour type wasteland of eurotrash serfdom and national destruction?
The rank and file grass roots Tories are starting to realise who the traitors are, what their agenda is and what their aims are. If you are a real Tory then check out what your MP stands for.
Keep taking the tablets – they should help
There is a lot in what you say, our politicians do not seem to be batting for Britain.
Just come of nightshift?
Get some sleep you brainless penis.
Has the scum Brown died in his sleeplessness yet?
fat chance.
Brown and Mandleson go into a gay bay, and proceed to let their hair down over a few creme de menthes. Joking about how what a load of crap global warming is, Brown laughs so hard his glass eye shoots out across the bar and rolls towards to Albanian rent-boys enjoying a hard earned drink. One of the boys grabs the eye stopping it from falling on the floor, and summons up the courage to take it back to Gordon Brown, where he hands it over to the British Prime Minister. The PM. dusts it off and slaps it back in its socket, and as a reward he offers to buy the lads some chips, and the boys nervously agree to go with them. Outside in the limousine the send the bodyguard for a bag of chips, and afterwards, the PM offers them a tour of his private apartments, again the boys agree, and they are whisked away to Downing Street where they are shown the PM’s room. At the end of the tour Brown, asks if they want to see the “Bat-cave”, his secret room, somewhere totally secure and free from prying eyes, “yes” whispers one of the boys and secret library panel slides back behind, to reveal a torture chamber full of whips chains and shackles. Mandy and Brown then spend the rest of the evening sodomizing the young men before releasing them the next morning. On leaving Gordon hands the boys a signed photo each and promises to publish one of the cleaner photos of them on his personal website number10.gov.uk.
Afterwards Mandy turns to Gordon and says, “Do you do this with all the gay-boys you meet”
“No” says Brown………………..”only the ones that catch my eye”..
Good Morning Campers
I’ll tell you what I want for Christmas,
World peace. Not everywhere, just in my fucking lounge would be nice!
Right then I’m off to the House Of Commons to get another weekly pasting from The Prime Minister and why should I worry ?
I’d tell you to f off but i’m too much of a gentleman in the morning.
What’s the difference between a cockerel and a lady residing in the Houses of Parliament who used to take long tube journey’s to Heathrow and all points east and is about 6ft tall?
One goes;
“Cock a doodle doo”
And the other one goes;
“Any cock will do!”
Gordon Brown’s knob was on Newsnight last night. What a totally obnoxious twat that David Branchflower is. I’d like to score a goal at a Wembley Cup Final using his fucking head.
If Brown had any involvement,you would score an own goal.
Who is managing the Conservative image, the pair Lawson and Robinson they had on Newsnight looked like something out of the London Dungeon?
David Blanchflower – sat on the ‘independent’ rate-setting committee when low interest rates were fuelling a massive consumer squandering boom and house price boom and agitated for – even lower interest rates.
Useless. No wonder Brown likes him. His answer to any economic question is ‘lower interest rates’.
House prices overheating? Lower interest rates – make ‘em even more ‘affordable’ and pump that bubble up even more.
Consumer borrowing starting to flag? Lower interest rates – encourage ‘em to borrow even more.
Inflation going over the pre-set threshold? – lower interest rates – the economies fucked – spending will go off a cliff and that inflation rate will have to come down as companies go b*n*rpt and sell their stock for pennies in the pound.
Just like Brown always has a ‘reason” to borrow and squander more money this Blancheflower always has a ‘reason’ for lowering interest rates.
RBS has 5o billion of duff commercial loans. Not consumer loans, commercial loans and that\’s only what they\’ve had the guts to declare. Similar duff commercial loans exist at all the other banks, nationalised and not nationalised.
Blanchflower agrees with the IMF and the CBI.
It was hysterical watching two dinosaurs trying to debate with Blanchflower. They were truly crass. The problem is much greater than government deficits, for God\’s sake!
pp Master Baiter
Fed chairman trashes Brown’s economic oversight.
Suck don’t blow.
no more boom and bust, best placed to weather the recession, for the many not the few
this is the third time in my life that Labour has completely fucked the country
I’m beginning to think they are doing it on purpose
We know who the real Quislings are. They signed the lisbon Treaty without giving us a referendum. The gave us worthless cast iron guarntees.
Newsnight\’s Blanchflower versus Nigel Lawgrandad and Gerry \’Atrick Robinson was instructive.
RBS has 5o billion of duff commercial loans. Not consumer loans, commercial loans and that\’s only what they\’ve had the guts to declare. Similar duff commercial loans exist at all the other banks, nationalised or not.
Blanchflower concurs with the IMF and the CBI.
It was hysterical watching two dinosaurs trying to debate with Blanchflower. They were truly crass. The problem is much greater than the government deficit.
Suck don’t blow.
The IMF has advised that: “Governments in countries where market confidence in their financial institutions is being hindered by large exposures to structured, securitised assets trapped on balance sheets due to illiquid markets, or by other problem assets (whether US or domestic), should similarly consider putting in place mechanisms for government purchase or funding of problem assets. Authorities should ensure that these mechanisms are consistent with each other in their design and underlying principles, to avoid adding to uncertainty over valuations of assets.”
ANNOUNCEMENT
It is with our deep regret that the Conservative Party has had to end in this fashion.We have done all we possibly could to find a solution to the problems but unfortunately time was against us.The “cast iron” leader that pulled out just three working days before Prime Minister Question Time left us no time to redress the situation.In a time of recession it is very difficult task to tempt people or businesses to “invest” in a political party.The only feasible joke on the table unfortunately did not comply with the Speaker and my decision is final!!!
If you happen to bid and win the book signed by Madelson, make sure the pages haven’t got any brown fingerprints. Bidding is over £400 at present and the money goes to charity. If you have that sort of money why not give it direct to the charity and let the book be burnt in some incinerator which is the best place for it.