Anyone Seen Nadine?
Twitter is awfully quiet without Nadine Dorries who is currently sans Blackberry, filming a documentary on a council estate for a week. Twitter’s traffic has dropped substantially without the regular haiku form updates. The unpopular parts of the blogosphere are almost in despair with a lack of inspiration for their delirious rage-fuelled responses everytime she opens her mouth.
Guido couldn’t help notice however Nad has been missing from other places as well, apparently the order came from the top of Telegraph that politely requested none of the paper’s staff were to write about her ever again in their news pages. A quick peek at the Telegraph website confirms that she wasn’t mentioned for over a month, unusual for her.
Suggesting that the Barclay brothers were using the expenses scandal to undermine the British political system for a certain minority party probably didn’t help her case.
As Master Baiter would have said, she was on Panorama or was it Gonorrhama this last evening, slagging off Blears.
Is she the seconned home only woman?
How many members of her family does she currently employ at our expense?
Same as us ?
The bendy nasty party?
Oh! The Conservatives, yes!
Fine and Shall Miss Conned Ucked = Conservatives.
Go, Nad.
‘…filming a documentary on a council estate for a week’, eh?
Let’s hope she gets a warmer welcome than Fergie.
Nadine Dorries is as stupid as a plate of coronation chicken.
Fergie is the thinking man’s Nadine Dorries.
Nadine has her head screwed on right. There I had to overcome my innate prejudice against scouses to say that!
While it’s fun to watch her wind up the likes of Sunny “wanker” Hundal and other assorted right-on lefties, it must be admitted that she’s something of an embarrassment to the Tories.
Not when compared to Pickles common but not working classs.
Gridiron Braun is a winker.
Quacks Tax Zacharia Cold Schmidt
Ducks and Quacks
Sacks of Cash
Tax Ducking
Barclays are a very odd indeed – have they err… form?
Look into the murky goings on of the Barclays on a small island between here and france.
Sark?
Indeed. I hope the Barclays are losing money on the Telegraph. Lots of it.
You reckon they might have lost a few friends at Westminster?
I don’t see how they can’t be – it’s more or less a redtop now. The RSS feed today shows the Mailygraph’s got another fecking story about the logo on Google’s homepage. In the name of God, why?
Mailygraph Editor: The country’s bust, we’re losing a war, hospital patients are starving to death in NHS wards, the poor are getting poorer, and our readership are abandoning us in droves. So what shall we write about?
Hack: Twitter?
Ed: Nah, did that yesterday. Twice. How about yet another article on Google’s novelty logo?
The Telegraph has been taken over by the Catholic Taliban.
Damian Thompson uses it as a vehicle for his personal vendetta against The Tablet. (Obviously no-one reads the Catholic Herald so he has to use the DT to keep his ten or so fanatical followers continually filled up with Papal Bull.)
I meant are you being a bit cheeky, you big silly.
Makes a change from Rupert taking all the flak!
He always has Bill Badger.
Are the Barclays backing Labour now ?
LOL!
She was on Gonorrhama this last evening slagging off Blears and showing off a rigid heavy slap and botoxed to Budapest mask.
Did she take her top off?
That is one for the wank bank
Ned Falls and Maladjuster Dahmling are a pair orf gnobe-ends.
Though much to slag Blears off about.
Not to mention all that inconvenient blood on Labour’s hands.
Labour, they cover up torture and war.
Botoxed to Budapest wth slap as deep as a deep battered cod should come clean on the claims for her \’Seconned\’ home while having no first home. It\’s a bit of a McKay (eye) and Kirkwidow situation, is it not?
Load of Balls and Coopers
Missed!
They claim half each.
Next
They only started claiming half each after they were caught outl, but I guess telling the whole story doesn’t suit you does it?
Yes, but quite low-key. The whole programme was really a bit pointless, merely following around the Ginger Minger who obviously revelled in the cat-and-mouse game (there’s no such thing as bad publicity?) but saying nothing worthwhile in the process. (So she hasn’t changed.) Watching her trying to save her pitiful neck was mildly entertaining, but not half as good as when she’s booted out by her constituents at the GE.
Wiat until they chase around Kirkbridle and blazing saddles.
There might be some point in following JK.
It’s gone 5pm, I’m late.
Sunny Hundal is bent over waiting for me.Must not dissapoint him.
He gets angry for small cock.
The Sunny is a Nissan, not a Hyndai.
Being bent over by a loon like Hundal is about where you are at, Baiter/Private Parts etc.
Dorries
Phwooooaaaarrrrrr !!!
I’ll say so
The Barclay Brothers sound like a couple of bankers
Bill Deedes described them as a stinking mob.Considering they succeeded the great plunderer Conrad Black,the Torygraph hasn’t had much luck in its ownership in recent years.
Or in its circulation figures – Expensegate being the notable exception.
Yes indeed, awfully, quite, say no more, a nudge is as good as a wink.
QUIET not quite
Quite wight!
Or quaite if you’re Keith Vaz.
LABOUR FIRST !!!!!!
Yes, Labour first…..Among torturers and war criminals.
Hahahahohohoheeheehee
First unelected PM (by default) and the first PM with fiscal diarrhea
Second PM to be assassinated?
OH, YES PLEASE !!
You don’t hear much about her “lawsuits” nowadays either come to think of it
Erm, possibly because the one that was already underway was settled perchance?
Guido you’re forgetting that she’s suing Draper and the government. Or about to. Or something. A nation holds its breath.
Meanwhile she wants to live like common people. I hope they’re suitably grateful.
Zacharia Goldschmidt
Tax Island
Duck Island
Duck Taxes
Labour = War criminals
Lord Ashclench in cysts no mention of bone us ban curs, ok?
Learn to spell you fool.
Oh, that’s me.
That\’s it, well done Lord Ashclench in cysts do not mention the bone us ban curs!
Girdin Braun is a winker
Cameron is one cur, ban curs!
You been on the sauce Guido. Plenty of typo’s
Did you mean wandering or wondering, just wandering
Quite or quiet? Result of Pomagne I think. Maybe Claret.
Do not enquire too closely or large men with baseball bats will visit you in the night – and nothing will be done.
What is the point?
Would that be one of our tremendously hard-working and underpaid MPs somehow finding time to spend a week off making a documentary? And, os course, she will be paying her remuneration to some deserving charity or other??
What happens when you leave Stephen Hawking unattended for too long?
He turns into a screensaver
i’m missing my nads
Did you knock?
Guido, could you possibly rewrite the sentence, at the end, in red? I can’t figure out what is meant by it.
Guido, what on earth is your conclusion in read supposed to say?
Not angry, just disappointed.
Red
Hoon owes
Frequent fliers could face higher tax says Government climate adviser
People could be taxed more the more they fly, Lord Turner, the Government’s climate change adviser has said. The chairman of the Government’s Committee on Climate Change suggested frequent fliers should face higher levies than those who travel infrequently.
When you think about it it seems sensible but really it isn’t as frequent flyers are commonly doing so on business. I am a frequent flyer both long and short haul and the individual people I work for pay for the tickets. The costs of those tickets and the work undertaken at the destination is reflected in the product that they sell which as it happens is oil and gas. It could be loaves of bread the principle remains the same.
Hence far from taxing the frequent flyer its always the end user that will have to stump up more in fuel costs etc and not the person flying. Perhaps the government dont realise that or perhaps they do but can get tax via the back door again.
This government does just about everything via the backdoor.
You called ?
Rajendra Pachauri is “one of the world’s leading authorities on climate change” and casually says that the language used in the East Anglia emails is nothing more than friends “letting off steam”.
He says “I use language much worse than that”…….
I wonder why it would be to this man’s advantage that the email leaks are very quickly “melted” in to nothing more than slush and forgotten forever?
I have an answer to that question,but best not to voice it in public.
The other current line to take is that the emails were obtained illegally and therefore are of no consequence.
Really?
Rather like getting a confession from Himmler under a little duress.
Or the other version which is “if this dataset’s duff, doesn’t matter – there’s other ones out there that show what we want them to…”
No mention that most of the datasets are cross-derived.
About the most sensible thing that I heard was some Danish type saying “doesn’t matter about AGW; we live on a planet with finite resources so it’s sensible to live as sustainably as possible. That includes a sustainable population…”
Damian Green’s documents were obtained illegally and were therefore of no consequence
Ah … the MPs Expenses scandal defence M’Lord
The Devine Nadine.
Blears came over as shifty on Panorama last night.
Panorama tried to draw an analogy with the Glasgow bye-election. However, there the voters were voting for a NEW MP, whereas on Blears’s patch the voters will be voting for the sitting MP. Not the same!
She always comes across as shifty. She thinks that by smiling , she will appear honest.
Wrong. I can’t even bear to watch her these days.
She was on the tele the other night – Panorama I think – dishonesting away in the way politicians do, reminding me of the manager of a small-town office cleaning business.
Yes – she would look good with a duster and a can of Pledge – I would settle for just a bit of Flash from her.
How clean is your scouse?
No Cif please
Puzzled about ‘haiku form updates’, twitter is big on Japanese poetry?
Never trust twins, vile inbred evil twerps .
This pair sit in a faux castle just outside of a sewer outlet (France)wearing identical outfits, and we are supposed to take them seriously?
Oi, don’t talk about my bosses like that!
You fat ginger pig in a wig, you were sacked, everybody knows this.
We also know that this sabbatical you are now on was caused by the discovery of some gentle “corrections” to your expense claims.
Fuck off
Shut your trap you wank stain. Don’t tarnish all twins based on those tools. Go and get bummed by your right wing mates
You lying bastard! What about all your supposed trips abroad? All you do is take the money, fuck off on holiday somewhere then make up some bollocks and photoshop yourself into some photos.
This gag is for you Nad
I was shagging the missus last night and I noticed every time I plunged my cock inside her, her toes curled up.
I thought fucking hell I must really be turning her on tonight.
Then I noticed the bitch hadn’t taken her tights off.
These jokes keep me going – a ray of light in Brown’s Broken Britain.
Really
Yes,really.
Ooh, I say, my wife, you know, now I’m not saying she’s fat, ho ho, but every time I go down on her I scorch me arse on the lightbulb.
Boom! Boom!
Gynaecologist (examining very fat woman) “That’s the biggest vagina I’ve ever seen..biggest vagina I’ve ever seen..”
Fat woman, irritated:”You don’t have to repeat yourself”
Gynaecologist; “I didn’t”.
Boom Boom!
The Gynaecologist who decorated his house through the letter box?
The punchline was meant to be; ‘I didn’t… I didn’t.’
… and then… boom boom, boom boom ?
Anyone also seen the huge security entourage that Brown gets?
It is like a wave of locusts descending upon an African crop.
And all this to prevent any Englishmen from attacking him.
Will this continue after he is no more after his Election Death whenever the coward gets the “dutch courage” to call the election.
Funny isn’t it – the man who has caused so much misery and ruin for us all actually gets to decide when he goes.
A little like asking Hitler when he would like the war to end and which country would he prefer to be airlifted to.
Our children’s children will ask the very obvious question – why didn’t anyone do anything about him?
And the decision to ‘ignore’ an elected member of parliament in no way proves any point about The Telegraph or the Barclay brothers…
“It is like a wave of locusts descending upon an African crop.”
It’s more like a single gigantic, hideous, locust captured by the Afrika Korps.
Anyone also seen the huge security entourage that Brown gets?
Yes. It is to stop him hurling Nokias at members of the public.
He’s a very important person and it’s his right to have us plebs pay thousands for his own protection. Who knows what would happen if Joe Public got their hands on him.
Vote for me.
Sausages
Bus loads of plod when he came down to see the in laws, all trying to appear inconspicuous in a field gateway on a single track lane !
Let Brown live and destroy Labour.Then throw him to the dogs.
The Nadster is doing her bit for climate change by not spouting out tons of hot air.
You won’t escape this time!
“Twitter is awfully quite” should that not be “Twitter is awfully quiet”
Come on Guido employ a spell checker but do make sure it has the correct passport and visa
I nearly pointed that out but thought that only a pedantic twat would. Knew it was a matter of time.
I think you’ll find that the correct expression is:
“Twitter is awfully shit”
You can’t get the staff…
staff can’t get the you!
It’s not a spelling mistake.
Nadine is fucking bonkers.
She hates gypsies.
And she takes people to court.
So after a Garbo-esque ‘I want to be left alone..’ why is it surprising that those at Telegraph Towers have given her what she wants ?
‘Be careful what you wish for…’
The fact is Nadine Dorries is mentioned in the Telegraph on 7 December 2009.
Get it right!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/6729586/Tory-voters-alienated-by-John-Bercow-preparing-to-back-Ukip.html
Umm… that\’s…..YESTERDAY!!!!!
Bercow or Nigel Farage?? no competition !!!
Sorry to interrupt but it seems the data published by the Met Office today does not match the already published historic data.
Seems that certain old data has been deleted and the new data is a fudged version of the actual readings.
They could have at least checked their existing publications.
You’re a flat earther. Recant or face doom.
Please……… my thoughts are with Nadine at this time…… give me 3 minutes !!
Lefties can’t stand Conservative women. They hated Thatcher. They spread lies about Palin. They go ballistic everytime Nads opens her mouth. If she points out water is wet, she would get condemned by the leftie bloggers.
For f*cks sake…… I really hate it when people refer to Thatcher……but will always say Tony Bliar or Gordon Clown……. Please have some f*cking respect……
Margaret Thatcher….. or Lady Thatcher is fine.
thank you very much !!
Rat Thatcher. Horrible bloody woman.
“Lefties can’t stand Conservative women”
We’d both shag her but we don’t know how to do it – help
Nadders is Top totty
Nadine is gorgeous, a proper tory woman you can have proper fantasies about.
You think our nad is stupid, not as stupid as the idiots at S*lford, just watch the abject stupidity they show when messrs blears & co put themselves forward again at the next general election.
High density population, no work, crap housing, high crime, no prospects. labour areas, always have been, always will be. nothing suceeds like failure
A Council estate?
What is that?