*Due to a technical problem this wasn’t sent out to Guidogram subscribers last night, rather than keeping them waiting for the U.S. company that handles the mailing list to get into their office on Monday, Guido is releasing this on the blog now. Enjoy.
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Lord Lamont told ITV News…
“I think the PM is just human and Ed Balls is a pretty irritating person”
First – Can I say Brown is a Hunt !
His wikipedia page is locked so I phucked this one up for him !
http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gordon_Brown
oh matron! behave you naughty scamps!
come on you hammers! grrrrr! lol!
Guido, please investigate Chris Huhne too?
I bet some of his 7 houses are worth more than £1m but less than £2m too.
http://atoryblog.blogspot.com/2009/12/how-state-funded-climate-hysteria-works.html
NLP Propaganda.
http://scienceandpublicpolicy.org/images/stories/papers/originals/Monckton-Caught%20Green-Handed%20Climategate%20Scandal.pdf
Devastating for any of the Gaia faith.
Another good read re:
CLIMATEGATE SCANDAL AND THE DEFEAT OF AUSTRALIA’S EMISSION’S TRADING SYSTEM
http://www.thecypresstimes.com/article/News/National_News/CLIMATEGATE_SCANDAL_AND_THE_DEFEAT_OF_AUSTRALIAS_EMISSIONS_TRADING_SYSTEM/26212
From Iain Dales blog
The Prime Minister and Sarah Brown have made a number of changes to make Number 10 more sustainable, including printing the Christmas card on sustainably-sourced board, introducing a vegetable garden, a wormery, bee boxes, Fairtrade products, a sustainable fish policy, cruelty-free cleaning products and composting.
http://www.number10.gov.uk/showhomepost/21604
Did the PM ask the fairies and pixies who live at the bottom of the garden for their views before concreting over their land and creating hi-rise beehives to house migrant workers? Or is this another social engineering experiment to force bees and fairies and pixies to exist together? It will end in tears I tell you.
I’m surprised at his treatment of the little people, but then he has a long track record in ignoring everything except the whispering voices in his head.
They teach our kids in school to take smack. They have grown the use from 7000 addicts in 1972 to 300’000 today Government Social policy supports this behaviour while addicts steal and abuse their children demanding them to be taken into care brutalised and damaged. Prohibition pays to support terrorism with the 6 Billion raised in the UK alone. Lets wake up people and understand why our troops are in Helmand Province. Yes to support domestic policing policy, Broken Britain is a plot driven by the State.
Why don’t THEY subsidise tin-foil hats too!
Yeah like Brown had any input in these. PR stunts dreamed up by junior arsewipes no more no less.
A wormery?
I am sure this offsets the carbon footprint of bombing a country back into the stone age for 5 years.
It was already there!
Gordon Brown has worms too? Eeeewwwwww
Jealous of Ken LIvingstone’s newts
Gordon now has less than 48hrs to save the Earth!
Easy for him, harder for me to do. Like abolishing Boom and Bust. Not easy you know. The spell was just all wrong. Still we work well to-gether.
Look in < 43 hours the earth will enter a golden age.
Remember the Jonah curse!
Don’t spend too much on sustainability Gordon, it’s not as if you’ll be enjoying No. 10 for long…
Just got in, put on the news – there’s Brown having tea and biscuits or whatever with the climate change protesters, lauding them for their actions when no time at all ago he’d have had the rozzers videoing, kettling and taking bloody DNA. Then doing the droppy jaw creepy smile thing dissing the ‘flat earthers’. What an absolute c*nt the man is.
Michael Fish in the protesters to-day. V. Interesting. Remember the severe storm warning, or lack of it? Guilty mind? Atonement? Great to see the BBC maintain high standards of independence from their weathermen.
BTW why have NASA joined in the debate. They are to release their Data all of a sudden. Thought they were paid to make Spacecraft and use them. WTF are they doing getting sidetracked by weather data? Just gives ammunition to the Moon Landing conspiracy theories.
Are you suggesting that climate change is Fish’s fault as well? Maybe if we sacrifice him the Gods will be appeased.
Don’t be silly. Global warming is due to one tree in Siberia. Oh, and a hockey stick.
Probably made from the one tree in Siberia that matched the required ring pattern to confirm the conclusion.
Might even be the Sun in phases of solar activity. Flares and stuff. Slightly more powerful than man made energy. It is dying by the way.
Volcanoes are also quite relevant to Climatic change. Mr Fish was on TV advocating a denial of natural effects. He should know better. For heavens sake the Met. Office predicted a summer of Barbecue weather, and suggested that we all paint our houses white and stay indoors. Didn’t quite happen though did it?
The Met Office now forecasts a mild winter. It will be a severe winter however. My next door neighbour is a seasoned farmer, and spookily the Farming and Fishing forecast is actually different from the Punter warnings.
OT, my other neighbour is an FD of a Police Authority. Long chat. Budget agreed for 2010. Big concern over the cuts being mooted for the following year. 25% is a lot of paring back.
Where do you hide a crisis? (Behind a bigger crisis).
science for stalkers
it’s anti-science fuckwits like you and Palin who think evolution is nothing more than an outragous and highly suspect ‘theory’ produced by evil scientists who plant fake dinosar bones and fossils to make God angry
one tree in siberia,….. flares and stuff,….. hockey stick,…..
could you sound any more stupid?
If they take any more tax off you TaT, you won’t be able to afford to go to morris dancing lessons.
Whats wrong? Failed your science A-Level so you took a GCSE in advanced crayoning?
If you don’t understand science, best not to pronounce on it.
Especially if you are a fuckwit Creationist, or think that man can’t affect the atmosphere.
Put your money where your mouth is, buy a home close to the Thames Barrier and don’t take swimming lessons
I will stay on higher ground, thank you. The Science isn’t settled. Never has been and never will be. Far too complicated. As for man polluting the Atmosphere. There is an effect. Pollution and waste needs eradicating. Palin is a very strange lady. God and religion are best avoided IMHO. Have yet to see the power of prayer heal anything or protect anybody. They say the foxholes never had atheists. Perhaps, but why did God let so many good folk die in them then?
As for AGW, if Brown is so pro this theory. Then the odds are high it is a crock.
If there were incentives and not taxes for for all of this thermomania, it might have more credibility.
The people protesting about global warming look jolly cold. I wonder if the Sun and Earth are listening?
Yeah noticed that as well, some guy was bleating on about rising temperatures whilst wearing scarf wooly hat and Gloves.
I expect they are more used to the Saudi climate. The finger prints of El Saud are all over this minor story about an East Anglian Poly.
Hang on- didn’t Dubya deny climate change? A rule of thumb – ingore everything said by Dubya and his tosser crew.
Erm Dubya did not deny it actually, he just refused to sign the ecoreligionists Kyoto bible of truth, because the Chinese and Indians were excluded. Still never let anything such as the truth, get in the way of a drive-by smear by association slur. Pathetic.
A Dubya apologist! There’s a first.
I remember him saying that tecknuluji (his spelling not mine) would come to our aid i.e. there was problem but no matter – the nerds would sort it all out for hime and us.
Well that did not take long. Just days after Jonah went to Nottingham, Sky News are reporting riots in the streets.
How is Reese Witherspoon’s broken foot coming on?
I like the composting. Another way of dealing with the shit emanating from No. 10 is sorely needed by the citizens of London. Mind you, as such a project will actually improve the lot of the English, it’s probably some PR stunt to make him look good pre-election.
I’d compost Gordon if it was left to me. Then feed him to the wormery.
Fucking ell fawkes i’ve got a right stiff one in my pants. Good call on hiring the high standards of totty.
You cruel so-and-so. That would kill the worms.
It the oestrogen in the water you have to worry about.
You drink tap water?
I dont worry about things like that.
Surely Renee Witherspoon (@ Gordon Brown).
Gordon probably thinks that Withersppons are opening a new pub in another redundant post office.
?
I see the Aussies have become honosexual wimps. Whinging about the Poms eating one of their rats.
Get you Ducky.
First you eat the rat, then you throw it up, all on camera not to shown until after 11.00 p.m.
Interesting. Both Mr Darling and Mrs Balls have gone on the telly this morning and openly disagreed with Gordon and have said where Cameron went to school is not important.
Jonah has hysterical global warming rant – buy thermal underwear now
The snow season started very early this year. Perhaps AlGor (another cursed person http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gore+Effect ) was wintering in a Swiss Bolthole.
“*Due to a technical problem this wasn’t sent out to Guidogram subscribers last night, rather than keeping them waiting for the U.S. company that handles the mailing list to get into their office on Monday, Guido is releasing this on the blog now. Enjoy.”
So you’re letting the oiks in for free?
This isn’t what I signed up for, and I demand a refund.
There isn’t any charge to subscribers you oik.
Good grief Guido,
do people PAY for this? Must be bankers.
No.
Even the mailing list started in America then?
I didn’t notice.
you are on a winner with GN big G
And I watched it twice!
The weather girl is almost as good looking as Mrs H!
A nice mixture of genes there.
Emily is a cutie.
You people need to get out more.
I would but the guards won’t allow it.
Very good it was too – I like a freeby!
Can I swap a subscription and for one I cancelled earlier at Private Eye?
O/T
Rod Liddle is getting twat-bombed on (says it gingerly) waycism.
http://twitter.com/search?q=liddle
Nice Rack
Spice? or Tie?
Tits
I should have known someone who names themselves after a Renault wouldn’t get the joke.
Oh, don’t worry I got the ‘joke’ it was just shit.
No need for me to worry.
And yes, it was rather shit. I kept it to the standard of your infantile first post.
I regularly experience the feeling of Emily’s pussy rubbing up against my leg. It’s a sign of either affection, or that it’s a hungry pussy wanting to be fed some fresh meat.
Mind you, I remember a friend of mine telling me that her pussy was permanently hungry. Sometimes she would wake up in the morning to find it hovering above her face dribbling on her.
There’s a difference between double entendres and writing someone has nice breasts. Obviously waaaaaay over your head.
Go back to washing your daddy’s Renault, little boy.
Why would I post in tribute to a car?
I live in a scenic and pastoral environment, and my first post with this nom de plume was on a beautiful sunny day
Only the Lib Dems can muck up something as simple as a LVT.
at least its as impartial as the BBC
and 140 quid a year less is extorted from you for receiving it.
… liked the CRU ‘making up’ the weather !
Just fuck off you boring git.
Said the boring git.
You can fuck off an all, you Lefty cock sucking troll.
Be nice children.
Oh goody, Emily is wearing her riding jacket again, tally ho!
BTW Emms, keep that plum in your mouth, I’m a bit on the petite side (but perfectly formed)
And you’re wearing that shell suit again – innit?
Keep that kebab in your mouth, you smell better.
I see Dr Evil is stroking Emily’s pussy again.
I regularly experience the feeling of Emily’s pussy rubbing up against my leg. It’s a sign of either affection, or that it’s a hungry pussy wanting to be fed some fresh meat.
Mind you, I remember a friend of mine telling me that her pussy was permanently hungry. Sometimes she would wake up in the morning to find it hovering above her face dribbling on her.
Glad to see you’re getting into the environ-mentalist vibe by recycling the ‘jokes’ around here.
First rule of email marketing systems Guido; always have a backup.
The lack of comments so far about the new weather girl suggests some posters are probably busy googling what a female is. They’ll be along shortly.
Right, I’ve googled ‘female’, where do I start?
Just pretend you’re on Countdown and take two from the top and one from the bottom.
Sounds too complicated, I’ll stick with the wanking.
A “political weather girl”?
You may like Petroula, who does the weather on one of the Greek terrestrial channels:
I feel a warm front comming on !
You likey ladyboy?
…followed by a little drizzle.
So what was the weather forecast? Like Muchos Scorchio, BUT COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.
Eat your liver, Helen Willetts.
I caught something nasty from one like her once.
Pregnant dwarf goes for a UV scan.
Doc asks, “would you like to know what sex it is?”
Pregnant dwarf replies, “Dont give a flying fuck, as long as it can be shot out of a cannon.”
Dont give a flying fuck, hahaha…..out of a cannon…..hahahah…..etc.
Do you have position for an environment correspondent?
Send your CV with a picture (naked). Better still video your own footage with a Guy News TV microphone and send it to us.
“…..video your own footage with a Guy News TV microphone.”
Ooh you are awful….but I kinda like you.
I am deeply disturbed, do you ask everyone to send naked pics for all sorts of proposals for this site?
Like your climate science, that position was cooked up.
You wish.
Another gullible simpleton.
“rather than keeping them waiting for the U.S. company that handles the mailing list to get into their office on Monday”
Guido Fawkes has led the world in ending the technical fault THAT STARTED IN AMERICA
Fortuitous indeed.
Just read the BBC’s item on climate change demos (Also the one with the CRU denying massaging the data etc).
Hi-ho, so Ed Miliband is all knowing in all areas of science – all knowing eh? how unusual for a Labour Minister.
Not bad for a student of Philosophy, Politics and Economics.
To be fair He has a Phd in Political opportunitism.
Emily is incredibly cute, but I don’t understand her hair at all. Is it supposed to be like that ?
You should tweak the blue screen settings a bit, I initially thought the weather girl had bingo wings, but when I looked harder I saw that it’s actually a graphics glitch. She looks a lot like my mental picture of Scheherazade.
Calm down, dear, it’s only a load of bollocks.
Ow much per our?
Guido, you need financial news; bring back “Tiffany bannister’s big city tips” from L!ve TV.
Also, bags me to be special correspondent for Caribbean tax-havens. I’d post my CV showing how well qualified I am, but Hector might be looking.
I thought Political weather girl was Bercows bird since she seems to have changed her political allegiences like the weather over the years.
Guido one more thing old chap you appear to be only one step away from “Naked News” and “topless darts”, is Kelvin Mackenzie advising you perchance ?
The weather girl reports it’s getting moist in the southern regions.
He is Vader to Guido’s Skywalker. Do not mock the power of the tabloid…
Guido Fawkes owns up: Kelvin Mackenzie is his daddy.
That was very quick, Much applause.
The sort of thing the missus would say, a grumpy?
The totally unacceptable truth about the LIB_DEMs is the reality that there
are members of the human species still vote for them.
Can so many fools be on skunk
Penultimate Templar
Nothing wrong with skunk, remember…..all in moderation.
I’ve got the horn for Nomates and Weathergirl!!!!!
How about getting them to do a ‘special’ report………………with baby oil?
The tired doctor was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night.
“Please, you have to come right over,” pleaded the distraught young mother. “My child has swallowed a condom.”
The physician dressed quickly; but before he could get out the door, the phone rang again.
“You don’t have to come over after all,” the woman said with a sigh of relief. “My husband just found another one.”
No need to bring your private life into this mr mong.
Reminds me of this bird I went out with once. I’ll avoid being explicit, but basically I was getting down to business with a bit of “oral action” and after a while part of this rubbery thing slipped out. Turned out to be a used condom. I was horrified because I never used condoms with her, having had the snip some years before. Not a pleasant way to discover your other half is cheating on you. I gave her the boot on the spot.
“I gave her the boot on the spot.”
I bet that hurt.
Who now says freebies are all good?
one minute there is no totty at all around here and the next minute we are up to our nuts in it. excellent. thumbs up to the political weather girl! thumbs up to Emily Nomates! thumbs up all round!
well done Guido, sterling work sir.
first class.
ahem, top boy apologises to the ladies for lowering the tone to a somewhat base level by doing the nuts gag(geddit?) and by giving you both the thumbs up(excuse me, madam!) and I suppose by stupid stuff like that I must have blown my chances with Emily Nomates.
top boy thinks it would probably be best if he waits for the beast of berkwell to turn up and offer a contribution which lowers the tone a further couple of notches and makes mine look not so bad. it is a matter of context innit.
I know you can fucking do it beast. don’t you let top boy down motherfucker.
Fuck off.
Fuck off twice. Boring old git.
You are a bounder, sir.
Boring….profanity please.
it is interesting to note that as soon as top boy begins his patrol of the area all the cowardly party trolls run away and hide under their bridges.
honestly, they are such a bunch of fucking lazy bastards. the party trolls only work mondays to fridays and they don’t post unless they are being paid the whores.
their hearts are just not in it. they have no stomach for the fight the yellow bellies!
but as the workshy trolls have fucked off it offers an excellent opportunity to the readers who do not normally post to do so.
to help with the increase in new contributors top boys says he will hold a moratorium on the killing of new posters at weekends between 8am-8pm.
top boy has spoken: let it be done.
Sorry tat, tried to respond, but your boss non-personed me. I think I may have mentioned you know who.
they all go home on friday , no need for moretorium , they only type crap for euros !
Is this Guido’s blogsite or yours? Or are you the same?
What….”why are you such a retard?”
Hans Blix would like to give evidence to the Chilcot enquiry?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1233353/Blair-Bush-orchestrated-obsessed-witch-hunt-Saddam.html
It would seem that Hans Blix is quite determined that his evidence will be heard more widely even if he isn’t called to the Chilcott enquiry. Compelling stuff.
Como??
“I thought he died in an ‘aciident’.”
I was always very lazy in school. I once tried to sit my woodwork exam and my P.E. exam at the same time.
I did a cartwheel.
You’re spoiling Christmas by pulling the xmas crackers early, you сunt.
Lucy Pinder is a good ol right wing girl get her on next.
Like TaT is remotely interesting. Just watch the phrasing and context. he just turns out the same old Rhetoric. At least he stops posting as MB at a weekend. Mr slaters parrot is his alternate weekend NDP. Saddo.
Be interesting to see if he can put a full and meaningful post without the words:
slag
crack
whore
cripple
top boy
bitch
dance
Re-arrange any of the narrow content and all you get is a Creepy Man with a full blown personality disorder that is as interesting as a weekend in sHunthorpe.
Nope!
were you born this stupid or did you have to work at it for years Mr creepy weird mentalist stalker?
you spend all your time stalking Top Boy yet are still fuckwitted enough to say…
“all you get is a Creepy Man with a full blown personality disorder that is as interesting as a weekend in sHoonhorpe.”
self-awareness isn’t your strong point is it Mr creepy weird stalker mentalist?
Just diagnosed as criminally insane. Just like you TaT.
No sugar this time, T Boy.
Political violence in Nottingham today as the EDL marches through town.
Is the honeymoon between the Trotskyist UAF and the muslim mob going to last much longer?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/nottinghamshire/8396994.stm
surprise surprise to see the BBC lying as usual for it’s sick ideology as their was only 60 EDL people at first followed by a few football hooligans so all in all 100 EDL at most and 400 UAF rentamob people who where rioting and fighting the cops before the EDL even turned up.
also surprise surprise nothing in the media about the jihadis protest against the army march in Derby yesterday either…..
No surprise. Sky called it 50-50 in numbers between the two factions. Your guess is as good as mine as to the truth. It’s in the MSM interest to play the EDF figures down.
Having watched the video there are at least 300 EDL in the pictures, Sky saying 500 EDL 300 UAF, seems to be tipping the other way
My mate told me today that he had a 100 year old conker, i said “Yeah , that old chestnut”
Please, David, Mr Cameron, Sir,can I tell you my favourite joke.Pleeeeease.
David Mundell.
Dave is promising to double bonuses to troops coming home from the war, but as yet he hasn’t provided a cast iron guarantee that he’ll do so. Should we trust him without such a guarantee?
Cast iron guarantees have been known to crack under impact. If he upgrades it to a Stainless Steel guarantee you might be on to something.
Sounds like you’ve had your copper bottom cracked open on a regular basis.
Novo TPM is much better..
The trouble is, he didn’t tell them that they are staying there and not coming home. Therefore no bonus to be paid at all.
Brown’s just fucked England’s chances in the world cup (by means of the usual endorsement).
Sigh…
Brown’s just fucked England’s chances in the world cup (by the usual method).
The reporter who asked him what he thought of England’s chances was probably Scottish. They can be very mean-spirited, you know, the Scots.
Is Guido, even as we speak, soundly thrashing the intern responsible for the rolling banner at the bottom of the screen? “Guido Fawkes fancies Yvette Cooper”!?! Or is it the Irish blood that gives Guido a thing for green leather boots?
Beer goggles; or latent homosexuality. No other explanashun …
By Margaret Davis, Press Association
Six doctors are taking legal action to demand that the inquest into the death of weapons expert David Kelly is reopened because there is not enough evidence to prove he committed suicide, it was disclosed today.
The Government scientist’s death was investigated by Lord Hutton, who concluded that he bled to death as a result of a cut to his wrist and an overdose of painkillers.
oh dear, Blairs in trouble again!!
Hi guys! – no trouble for me on the ‘scientist’ front – I assure you.
Me missus – y’kno, her wiv the big gob, – she says she’ll do things ter help me.
But hey! – trust me you can rely on me – I’m a straight kinda guy – like my protege Camerhoon the Vote loser.
You just can’t trust Scientists unless they are reporting on the Climate. Good job we got Alistair to write out the final settled conclusion, before any data was collated, or massaged.
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Emily, why have you got a cat on your head?
LOLVERTS !! That is fucking funny !!
Oi – Big Boy – wanna thee me unyunth?
Phwooorrr! – see the cathtaneth on that guy!!!!!!
Anyone got a thandthwith to feed my podgy face? . . . chipth . . . ? . . . anything . . .?
Is the weather girl Guido in drag?
Definitely not. She’s far too slim and attractive.
“She’s far too slim and attractive”
I’ve always said that about Guido darling.
You should have gone to Specsavers Engineer..!
Well, Misog., if you prefer Guido, that’s entirely a matter for you…
Guido isn’t slim and she’s not attractive, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder. GO TO SPECSAVERS!!
Being an engineer he knows that the bottoms cut out of a couple of Coke bottles is perfectly adequate for most purposes.
Possibly a bit flat chested too.
Next Wednesday’s Pre Budget Report looks like it will be full of spin and is going to go down very badly with the markets. How long before a run on the pound, gilt buyer’s strike, and the enforced raising of interest rates?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financetopics/budget/6728716/PBR-will-be-less-ambitious-than-Budget.html
There’s a certain concealment (intentional or not) going on here. The pound, the dollar and the euro are all in terrible trouble. Because of this commonality, if you only look at the relationship between the value of the dollar v the pound/pound v euro and so forth, nothing looks too horrendously out of balance. But check out the price of gold – not only in dollar terms (the only real yardstick of the value of fiat currencies) and you get a much better idea of how much these three major currencies have already been watered down by QE and PSB overspends. Next year, things will get more interesting still. Find a comfortable seat and get the popcorn and beer in.
“Find a comfortable seat and get the popcorn and beer in.”
Not to mention bottled water, tinned food, various dried goods and a shotgun.
Re tinned food, has anyone else noticed how difficult it is to buy a can opener that actual works these days ? Could this be part of the big conspiracy ?
And another one: how come tins of baked beans have shorter shelf-lives than other canned foods?
Check your cans, co-conspirators!
The supermarkets must have horded mountains of ‘em and release the oldest just a few months before the BBE dates!
I’d already noticed this, albacore. Well spotted.
So this is where all the anoraks go on a Saturday night.
“Britain is next year due to face the biggest budget deficit in the Western world, according to the OECD, which warned that unless action was taken to reduce borrowing, the UK could face the risk of a “debt spiral” as the costs of servicing the deficit mount. If markets baulk at the scale of the deficit, this would push up interest rates on government debt, which in turn would raise the overall shortfall still further.”
Says it all about McFuckwit really.
By the way why do tins of plum tomatoes not have ring pulls on the cans?
The Napolina ones do.
I’ve just realised the Guy News banner is a take off of the Sky News banner!!
Still I am a half eyed Scottish idiot.
Guido where do you get those tasty chicks from?
Are you kidding? With so many adherents, our host can have his pick of birds trying to become the next most-salivated-over MSM girlie news anchor. Nothing succeeds like success.
Nothing succeeds like a Budgie without a beak.
The consensus seems to be that a considerable amount of sucking transpired m’lord.
Can i give your weathergirl a good hard seeing to?
Right, im off to the erm shower.
can i watch?
Bring your own soap.
Please yourself, just dont get caught in the middle….
Your house wouldn’t be valued over a million now would it Mr Fawkes?
It’s curtains for Brown.
It’s time he pulled himself together.
Bumper Book of Jokes, 2050 BC
The Iron Curtain.
That Darcey woman on Strictly is a cracker
Strictly come wanking.
What the fuck is Emily Nomates wearing ?? Is that what passes for trendy among the young fogey contingent now ??
Or is it a sign that she is up for a bit of a roll around in the hayrick ??
Or that we are meant to doff our caps then tug our forelocks ??
Who the fuck under the age of 50 wears tweed anyhoo ??
Or may she is a bloke in his fifties – so hard to tell !
Any word other than TITS! in relation to the new weather girl would be superfluous.
On any other website I would apologise for lowering the tone.
Thanks for the new addition, Guido.
http://eotp.wordpress.com/
Up to 20 million Bangladeshis may be forced to leave the country in the next 40 years because of climate change, one of the country’s most senior politicians has said. Abul Maal Abdul Muhith, Bangladesh’s finance minister, called on Britain and other wealthy countries to accept millions of displaced people.
“In a clear signal to the US and Europe that developing countries are not prepared to accept a weak deal at next week’s Copenhagen climate summit, Abdul Muhith said Bangladesh wanted hosts for managed migration as people began to abandon flooded and storm-damaged coastal areas.
“Twenty million people could be displaced [in Bangladesh] by the middle of the century,” Abdul Muhith told the Guardian. “We are asking all our development partners to honour the natural right of persons to migrate. We can’t accommodate all these people – this is already the densest [populated] country in the world,” he said.”
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/nov/30/rich-west-climate-change
Alternatively, effective contraception could reduce the population by those sort of numbers in 40 years.
That would be denying the natural right of people to reproduce exponentially, smack on wrist for you Mr Malthus.
Er don’t think so!
EeeeeeuurrrggghDuuuuhhhhh!!!! DON FINK SO! DUUUHHHHHH!!
Do you have anything to add, or are you just a bottom boy? Tertiary education wouldn’t have hurt. Although GCSE candidates were unlikely to access the better Unis. Feel empty in your life? Why not continue to act like a plank, and woman hater. You know you want to.
Yeah. It’s all about population churning. No really; it is!!
Vote Lab/Con/LibDem: we’re all about integration under any pretext.
20 Million Bangladeshi’s have already left the country due to it being a shithole where earning 1 dollar a day building stuff in a petro country is preferable.
Suddenly declaring independence from P*k*s*an doesn’t look like such a ssmart move.
So the global sea level rises 6 inches per the exaggerated IPCC numbers, and because of this Abul whatsisname ships 20 million of his compatriots out! They really are taking the piss.
And people think the B*P have no chance at ever winning an election, when 20 million of that lot come knocking down the door at once you’ll soon see even the staunchest left wing student turn 180 degrees on immigration policy.
Bangladesh flooding is in a delta.
Just some basics: How do you think deltas are made? Why is the land level so close to sea level?
The answer is that deltas are CAUSED by flooding. It is impossible for the sediment to grow legs and walk up the banks on it own. Without the river, the area would be normal deep sea.
The issue is that in years gone by, the low population would farm in relation to the seasons. They would be more adaptive and move around. Now the population is so large individuals are more constrained to “their” bit. Just look at Google earth view of the areas.
(By the way this is an earthquake zone and the rivers are continually changing. Note in 1897 the two main rivers joined to flow to the sea together)
The place is just too overcrowded and seasonally and geologically unstable.
IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH CLIMATE CHANGES.
Been to the Maldives on diving trips quite a few times. Awesome.
For a country that is perhaps one of the most promoted as being at risk of being swept away by the sea in epic biblical style, they have all invested millions of dollars on upgrading the resorts. How does that work then?
When the sea rises the coral grows.
What even with sea water raising in temperature, and consequent bleaching that kills the existing coral, and prevents any forming? Unlikely really. Have seen the effects of El Nino bleaching the coral formations. Recovered in 2 years.
Further proof of checks and balances in Nature.
On an island in Caribbean a storm relocated a beach to another part of the island and covered a once wonderful coral area. However in the 5 years the uncovered area was colonised with new coral.
The coral grows at a certain depth determined by the sun light and water temperature. All the other areas on a steep Coral atoll are by definition dead coral. When a storm hits the island the coral is shattered and washed up on to the island. Hence why atolls have higher windward sides and very low leeward sides.
Because of its dentritic nature it “Velcros” itself to the dead coral and forms a new layer. Vegetation reduces the windage and the coral collects. Hence why all coral atolls are a certain height above sea level.
If the LOCALS tarmac, concrete or mechanically smooth the coral and burn the vegetation the “sticking” does not occur hence the land does grow when necessary.
Since all atoll are sinking volcanoes, that sink also due to the compression of the lose coral, the sea level to them has always risen.
It is just a matter of relative view points.
So the cause IS the locals. They destroy the coral through pollution and fishing and in one case I saw with dynamite to create a new port.
“Special”. I was lucky enough to see atolls that have no population and visit atolls without nearby runways.
They are even more beautiful. The wonderful part about storms in the Pacific is that they also transport the coconuts to remote places and deposit them on the shores. This means that on islands that have no people the tree density and land height is far higher than those that are destroyed by the locals.
As soon as a resort is finished and the runway completed we all get about 10 years snapshot of paradise. After that it is gone.
The locals are selling out for a quick profit, and the developers have not got a clue what they are doing. But I have pictures of their destruction and will never accept that they are the innocent parties.
The population of the developing world has quadrupled over the past 50 years. Our population has remained level (ignoring immigration). I do not want to pay for their irresponsible population explosion.
Guido news: “Introducing Political Weather Girl ?”…. my question mark.
http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/corporate/pressoffice/2009/pr20091205.html
Land temperatures, not ocean temperatures.
The ocean covers 71% of the planet.
Presumably we will have altitudes and breaks in record due to wars etc.
Is the instrumentation at these thousand + locations over 150 years consistent or have there been improvements.?
No one denies that ‘average’ temperatures show a slight increase over 150 years i.e. since reasonably reliable records began in the technically competent parts of the world.
Africa was still ‘darkest’ less than 150 years ago as was Amazonia and Antarctica (Terra Incognita). Not many stations there until fairly recently.
Great, the Met Office is trying to be helpful.
That’s not necessarily where the problem is located.
The problem is in the ‘proxies’ and their interpretation and subsequent modelling.
A UEA “proxy” was used on the cover of the IPCC report, till 1960 then it’s changed to the temp “measure”.
They change the data in a series because the temperature data (not available before 1960) and the tree rings diverge so much (well it said falling temps).
This single line contains 2 separate data sets (one doesn’t match after 1960) and they are just bolted together at 1960.
It’s a scam.
At random (almost) from a scientist blog site: opentemp.org.
With all “due” respect to Dr Curry, this is some of the most pathetic spin I have read yet. I guess I have just read WAY too many of the emails, email chains, code and in particular comments within the codes (I am a computer scientist, the codes are my home). Sorry Dr Curry, not buying one word of it. Pure spin and CYA. (IMHO)
The scientific community is tearing strips out of CRU the world over.
Those damn proxies.
‘Steve’s comparision with mineral exploration is spot on but my experience with another section of science (plasma related) indicates that academic funding gets directed to the establishment views – that if Mann et al don’t feel it necessary to obtain up to date proxies, then funding is denied.
Part of the problem is the associated with the current state of the universities and the administrative roles researches find themselves in as here in Australia we seem to suffer from the same problem. Current geology graduates from our universities now can’t read maps, nor figure out what air-photos are, and are expertly trained in using applied maths programs without understanding the underlying theory.
I suspect Steve that most of the younger academics in climate science don’t know how to collect tree-ring samples, read maps, sat images, and hence like most new geology graduates, think that orebodies are found using remote sensing and GIS packages.
There is an incredible shortage of field geologists in Australia at the moment, but heaps of computer geologists or ones who feel disobliged to go bush.
Therein lies the problem I think, for the lack of modern proxies, though Mann’s reason for it being too expensive is total bulldust. Mind you the millions spent on ocean going ships measuring ocean temperatures etc suggests one funding black hole which might be more easily diverted to important data collection.
ALl you need is a Helo, a GPS, digital camera, PDA to record the data, and some funding to collect tree rings, plus the coring device of course.
I don’t think it is a simple case of re-prioritising funds to proxy collection – it is the system itself which needs revamping, and I suspect that the climate science we are forced to suffer is the product of this systemic illness in academe.’
See http://chiefio.wordpress.com/2009/11/09/gistemp-a-human-view/
(rather a long read) and http://www.countingcats.com/?p=4745
to get an idea of how the current global warming theories are based on meaningless data. If AGW is not an outright lie, it’s foundations look very shaky.
The first article shows how historical temperature data is made to seem cooler and later data hotter:
“Some places have changed over time. Cities grow, and get hotter, as they fill with cars, tarmac, heaters or A/C vents, airports and jet engines, and coal or nuclear power plants. To adjust for this, GIStemp looks at “nearby” stations up to 1000 km away and guesses who is rural and who is urban and “adjusts” for it. Unfortunately, like all guesses, this sometimes does not work well. Large airports are often marked as “rural” since they have few residents living there. The largest US Marine Air Station, Quantico Virginia, is classed as rural, for example. Pisa Italy takes a look at Hohenpeissenburg on the German approach to the Alps as a ‘nearby’ rural station and Pisa promptly has it’s past made colder (an odd way to adjust for the present being too warm… making it look even warmer in comparison).that contains low temperatures is made to look cooler”
The second article article shows why the air around the tops of mountains and high flying aircraft is much cooler than ground level.
Guido
Fucking lame , I didnt sign up so the plebs can view at the same time , And i gave you my E-mail address . No gold star for you this week
You really are a stupid, sad cretinous spastic aren’t you ??
‘The Plebs’ eh ? Boo fucking hoo.
So your idea of raising yourself to the bourgeoisie is to provide a blogger with an email address which may or may not be that belonging to a real person. Hmm…
Thank fuck for fox…… http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/12/01/critics-decry-sided-media-coverage-climate-change-debate/
“A majority of Americans believe that climate change is occurring and that it is a serious problem, according to a Washington Post-ABC News poll from Nov. 25, 2009.”
The plebs think what they’re told to fucking think. Climate change science = How long is a piece of string? Answer – However long you’d like it to be, as long as we can tax it.
But that’s the Great Con…. climate change is occurring, climate change has always been occurring, the question is what is driving it and I have not seen any evidence that it is being driven by man made C02, Please convert this Heretic… EVIDENCE, not E-mails or specious computer models, Or Government spin or Green millionaires or Celebrity jump on the band wagon or University gets large budget for singing from the politically correct Hymn sheet.
A majority of Americans believe in God. Nuff said.
So do the British…
A northern Britain snoteater?
Latest polls
ICM
CON 40% (42)
LAB 29% (29)
LD 19% (19)
OTHERS 13% (10)
YouGov
CON 40%(39)
LAB 27%(29)
LD 18%(19)
OTHERS 15% (13)
http://www2.politicalbetting.com/
Fuck me. 27%. 29%. Who are these fucking morons?
’MALADROIT’ – The Liebour definition of Gerrymandering on an industrially epic scale
Put yourself into the shoes of an honest,hardworking,perhaps not the brightest bulb in the box,manual worker,and think how they view the situation. The economic problems have been caused by rich,greedy bankers. Every pound of their tax that they pay is being pillaged by chancers,freeloaders,ponces,get rich quick dodgy fraudsters in powerful positions of every large corporate or utility board,and what is going to solve the nations problems? David Cameron and his Tory toffs? Whose main policy as far as they can see,is inheritance tax cuts for the wealthy,and austerity for the rest.
Is it no surprise that they would conclude,it’s better to stick with the devil they know?
Daily Mail readers I bet.
ICM makes it 101%. I wouldn’t rely on them, then.
That’ll be (say) 40.2 rounded down to 40. 28.8 rounded up to 29. 18.5 rounded up to 19 and 12.5 rounded up to 13.
40.2+28.8+18.5+12.5 = 100
40+29+19+13 = 101.
This maths lesson was brought to you thanks to a bottle of heavily discounted, (due to bank*r*pcy) Threshers red wine.
Oh ta. I’m not up on the polling/percentages stuff. I do read PB sometimes but every time I look they seem to be swapping pictures of ‘cute’ cats. Not good for someone with cat issues.
JGM 185
Dole, Public sector and immigrants
scary huh? that many.
Plus, just plain idiots.
Hmmm…I wonder how this will affect the nedia narrative. Seeing as the last big polling story was, “Labour reduce deficit to six points,” it should strictly say, “Tories increase lead to over 10 points”. I won’t hold my breath.
What’s it make the BluLabour majority?
Thieving,bastard,EU cocksucking Conservatives; 40%
Thieving,bastard,EU cocksucking Labour; 28%(mean)
Thieving,bastard,EU cocksucking Lib Dems; 18%
Other hopeful Thieving,bastard but not necessarily EU cocksuckers; 14%(mean)
8 out of that 14% are probably UKIP voters who won’t be voting for “Dave”…
Conservatives could be on 48%
Will EUKIP and N. Farage pass The Carswell Test?
As regards those girls on Guy TV, get em off. They’re seriously overdressed.
Clear evidence of a hung parliament and anyone who says otherwise is a hung parliament denier
I think you’re right, unless Dave sorts himself out.
Dave sort himself out? No chance. They will boot him out as soon as look at him – then import King Boris the twat in his place.
Dave’s an OK sort of guy, but he’s being driven by the EU, Bilderberg, NWO fanatics. If he sat down and thought for himself and Britain, he may be electable.
I go to Bilderberg meetings where we undermine national sovereignty for personal gain. Does that make me anti-democracy and anti-free markets?
I guess it does!
Can we see your documents please, Your Majesty… Queen faces anti-terror checks every time she leaves UK
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1233502/Can-documents-Your-Majesty–Queen-faces-anti-terror-checks-time-leaves-UK.html#ixzz0YrGdAQQw
Now the big qustion is does the mental one and all his minions have to do the same or is this just another way Labour are using to belittle the Monarch?
They have to do that ‘cos the security and immigration people at most airports didn’t grow up with the same head of state as we did. To them she’s just another old woman.
Lillibet could be planning to assassinate Brown, she’s been seen shooting at a Pumpkin on a stick in the grounds of Balmoral, range finding with a Purdey 12 bore and the Corgis have been trained to attack anyone snot gobbling.
As long as she gets her bung,and is allowed to preen herself over the commonwealth,she couldn’t give a toss.
“Sign away a thousand years of British Sovereignty? Where’s my quill?”
I wonder if the ruin will enjoy his last days , the limo wafts up the mall , through the gates of buckingham palace , circles the courtyard , up into the chambers , “your majesty I would like to inform you that i intend to dissolve parliament and call a general election” I suspect even the corgis will cock a leg up on him as he speaks it . I have a list of one liners if Prince Phillip is at a loss , gratis
I prefer the scenario of the day after the election when Brown despite his reluctance and tantrums has no option but to go to the Palace to hand in his seals of office. As he leaves and gets into his armour-plated Jag accompanied by his police back up and police outriders blue lights etc stopping the traffic.As the gates open and the traffic in Whitehall is stopped he is sped up towards Buckingham Palace. He enters the building – a flunkey says -”Her Majesty will see you now PRIME MINISTER”. He enters.Meanwhile in the palace courtyard the Jag and police escorts silently withdraw to be replaced by a clapped out Rover 75 from the government pool and one marked panda car with PCSO manning it. Brown exits from his audience to be shown down to his waiting transport – “This way MR BROWN!” and a one way drive to Kings Cross and back to the dank mists of Fife hopefully never to return -followed all the way by the Skycopter beaming live pictures. A fitting departure for the man who has bankrupted Britain
I think if most of us had our way the Rover 75 would be replaced by Del Trotter’s rapid response van and you would not have to change the logo because it describes him perfectly – T. I. T.
Sadly it will be nothing to do with whats best for the country Labour are just out to try and wrongfoot the Tories
Cnuts
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financetopics/budget/6738681/Pre-Budget-report-UK-faces-decades-of-debt-warns-Treasury.html
IT’S CURTAINS FOR GORDON BROWN
Pity one of them didn’t beat him to death with a crutch.
““I feel that even if someone is a moron, he should have the opportunity to defend his moronity.”
God bless our armed forces.
Still reeling from tonight’s episode of The Thick Of It in all honesty. It’s a sad day for humanity.
“look at him spinney hendrix”
I went to the climate camp last time it came to London (September).
I’m ambivalent about climate change, but I do feel that if it is occurring flood defenses, water and land management are the way to go rather than global carbon taxation and redistribution of wealth from the middle class to the political class.
Anyway, the media told me that the climate camp was a “major” protest, with “tens of thousands” expected. The Guardian made it front page news, the BBC peppered the TV news with image of lovely hippies with bad hair ‘protesting’ to save the planet.
So, I went along – not to support or oppose, but to see the extent of it with my own eyes and make my own mind up. In the event, there were at maximum 1500 people there and a lot of empty space in the “camp” itself. It looked like a particularly shite music festival with a lot of wankers and their toddlers wandering about for no real reason and a really shoddy banner saying “Capitalism is Crisis”. On the other side of Blackheath, there was a fairground (where normal people take their kids) which was a lot busier than the climate camp. In South London that day, 50,000 people were on their way to Stamford Bridge and there were certainly more than 1500 people shopping in Oxford Street.
The hypocrisy of the climate camp was astonishing. The media had reported how eco friendly it would be by only serving lentils and – they put up a windmill! However, they also all brought their tents with them which were manufactured using petrochemicals, they traveled by train (diesel) and the little hippy kids were pushed about in plastic toy cars (petrochemicals). The hippies also all smoked (imported tobacco), had chemical toilets (petrochemicals plus other chemicals) and were having a jolly good time (actually, they looked miserable) drinking imported wine and beer.
While these 1500 folks were sitting in a field on a camping trip for 5 days (when most people have to work..), that particular Sunday normal folks were out in their cars, at the fair, in the pub etc. I also found it laughably ironic that the hippies had decided to camp under the flightpath to Heathrow and beside the main road through Blackheath – so on one side, there were Porsches and Rangerovers and above there were low flying 747s.
So I am rather astonished that after such a damp squib they are trying again. The BBC tells me that “40,000 took part” but I was told that “10 – 20,000″ would be at the climate camp I observed in September. Now I can’t contradict the figure given by the BBC for the most recent climate camp, but i do know that the media was talking bollocks about the last one.
Now lets say that the figure was 40,000. That is less than those in attendance of today’s Man City v Chelsea which was 47,000 (one match!) and a lot less than the estimated 2,750,000 who use the tube every day (going to work in the capitalist lick spittal system). So, why do the climate protesters get so much air time and so many column inches, when they are, at best, a football crowd once every three months?
like the post a great read !
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6945976.ece
Gordon Brown was snubbed by badly injured Afghan veterans when they closed curtains round their beds during a hospital visit and refused to speak to him.
More than half the soldiers being treated at the Selly Oak hospital ward in Birmingham either asked for the curtains to be closed or deliberately avoided the prime minister, according to several of those present.
The soldiers, who have sustained some of the worst injuries seen in Afghanistan, described his visit as “opportunistic” and a “waste of time”.
Furious about equipment shortages and poor compensation for their injuries, one soldier said: “It is almost as if we are the product of an unwanted affair … he has done nothing for us.”
Prince Charles spent two hours with one of them,gave them all as much of his time as they wanted
Octagenerian DOE has visited Iraq and afghanistan(as have POW and the Princess Royal) if you see the photos you will see that non wore body armour and the squaddies hadnt been disarmed
Think of the next time some spineless politico hoon plays the the class card
This might be the incident that panicked Brown into scrawling out those letters of condolence.
I was talking to a Corporal from 1 Para two nights ago. He confirmed that when Broon visits the troops they have to empty their mags “in case someone slots him”
just tell them to fuck off!!!!!!
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6945976.ece
troops ignore brown!!!!!!
about bloody time too!
bote this happened on sept 2nd…….
three months of covering up……what a lovely govt.
now the sas cam also tell him to fuck off instead of training the libyans-yes gorson we realyy believe you had nothing to do with al megrahis release…..
the way the system works is to make us feel powerless.just say no and they collapse……..all useless turds that couldnt stand on their own two feet!
curtains for the ruin !! But then if you were recovering from wounds would you want to shake hands with him ??
Darling reckons we need to cut £40bn , ruin wants deeper cuts !! interesting double act , you say potato and i say pohtatoe , how wonderfull still a bone left to argue over it thought UK plc was picked clean by labour and we were going to sell the remnants . Cw was most intrigued by the ruins attempts to duck the issue on the economy , it sort of wound up and was about to chime then sort of wheezed , coughed and declined to comment . mandelsons limo visits were quickly put out and rennaisance spin went back into the dark corner from whence it came . So a big number is now (unofficially) in train with a small word (cuts) , mmmmm doesnt really do the subject justice which will no doubt be more apparant by wed , CW would like to know things from Darling about , oh you know balance of trade , sterling strength as g20 pulls out of recession , what the UK will be like playing currency catch up with a massive debt , why assetts will be sold off at knock down prices to foreign investors , oh yes what the chancellor isnt talking about , cuts is not really genius mangement of the treasury . but we have waited so long , we know budget is not on course , long term growth highly specualtive and the ruin is about a tax deal at copenhagen for globalisation new wonk order .
see cuts in the papers , taxes in the about to be signed papers , all rather underhand , giving away peoples work for debt and more debt .
on alighter note CW notes that some RBS bankers have been lured to other banks with bounuses , this might be good news , as RBS will now have lower operating costs , so should be able to stop charging small business eye watering fees for banking !! mind you post office is selling of national lottery stake , does seem a very low figure , but then again it hasnt been made clear who wishes to buy it , could it be branson ??
……a hint of the truth.the money ran out ages ago!
that is why they had to print £200 million.
http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/economics/article6945979.ece
hard times ahead thanks to the one eyed twat.
“Due to Guido being a tight-ar$ed git who will not pay for a decent email programme, but uses some third rate ‘free’ shite called Mail Monkey, a totally pointless exercise in emailing a link to his site as a way of sp@mming people who don’t normally drop by has not worked”
When will these eggheads realise that “evolution” is not mainstream science?
twat
Did You Go To The Same School As Gordon Brown ?
Stinker Brown, remember him well, always used to get a note from mummy to exempt him from P.E “Gordon is a very sensitive and delicate boy and would be happier reading a book in the library about Heroes” and then had an eye put out with a peashooter when caught cheating at marbles.
So, to moot a scientific hypothesis, is Darwins “tree of life” model being blown out of the water by new DNA evidence or no?And if so, why?
Remember the helicobacter pylori scientist who had to put his own life at risk by infecting himself with the bug so he could prove his theory, after years of abuse from fellow ‘experts’?
I dare say the proponents of Newtonian mechanics thought his theory was writ in stone, but along came Einstein, an eccentric and certainly not an establishment man, to blow it out of the water.
No science ever remains still, and there are still huge gaps in evolutionary theory which require a satisfactory explanation.
Q What do Cheryl Cole and sally Bercow have in common ?
A They are both a pair of talentless, publicity seeking airheads.
What do you mean you expected something funnier ….it wasnt a joke mate !!!!
Good news though , Mr speakers university education on dumping after sex may be more true than he thinks , Douglas Carswell has pointed out that post election he may no longer get elected to speaker even if he wins his constituancey .
Polly T , how origional ! but lets not split hairs , has the ruin created more child poverty or not ?? being as the ruin and your labour chums have effectively flushed any wealth from 2000 onwards into national ponzi scheme , mmm not really looking to the future yet are we polly , no wonder mums to be need vitamin D it no doubt offsets the vital D for debt that everyone will be having to swallow in large doses !!
complete twat
Why is there a permanent Police guard on Cheryl Cole’s parents house? Surely if there are issues with errant fans or beggars, then Cheryl and th’usband can afford some private security for her Mam ‘n Da? Why are the taxpayers subbing this 24hr guarding pattern. Bizarre.
The plot thickens
Emails that rocked climate change campaign leaked from Siberian ‘closed city’ university built by KGB
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1233562/Emails-rocked-climate-change-campaign-leaked-Siberian-closed-city-university-built-KGB.html?ITO=1490&referrer=yahoo#ixzz0YtHjWGSi
Daily Mail? That’s all right then. Notice they can’t even spell Mails (eMalis). IN A BLOODY HEADLINE! Their typing is even worser than mine.
Russia is actually being the good guy for once, after fucking up well and truly for the last century they are trying to make amends and stop the rest of us going down the same dark path they did with communism and socialism.
As simple as that eh? Putin turning over a new leaf is he?
NICE ONE KEN!!!!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1233499/KENNETH-CLARKE-Harriet-Harman-went-George-Osbornes-school-Ed-Balls-went–Sorry-Gordon-class-war-over.html
Ken says =
“I went to private school myself, the same one, in fact, as Schools Secretary Ed Balls, Nottingham High School. He attended a few years after me and was a fee-paying pupil, but then he is New Labour. I was an 11-Plus boy, paid for by the State.”
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1233499/KENNETH-CLARKE-Harriet-Harman-went-George-Osbornes-school-Ed-Balls-went–Sorry-Gordon-class-war-over.html#ixzz0YtNNrINF
Looks like Brooon Never went to school Cant write ,cant spell And is shit at maths
Brown is the product of some weird educational experiment carried out in Fife during the 60′s and 70′s.He,himself,has spoken the dire psychological consequences of this scheme.It isn’t his fault-he was ruined as a child.
Revenge for past failings is a luxury the poor can’t affordHowever disappointing Labour’s record may be on fairness and services, the noises from Tories show it could get worse
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/dec/04/revenge-luxury-poor-fairness-tories
Her lunacy knows no bounds. The comments are a beauty to behold except for one mentally retarded knobhead who seems to agree with the derranged cow.
Their will always a handful of twats (usually senile) on the guardian that will tow the line no matter how deluded it is.
In the Times today
“Gordon Brown was snubbed by badly injured Afghan veterans when they closed curtains round their beds during a hospital visit and refused to speak to him.
More than half the soldiers being treated at the Selly Oak hospital ward in Birmingham either asked for the curtains to be closed or deliberately avoided the prime minister, according to several of those present. ”
Says it all really!!
Wasnt that sweet Mitch?
Just like all those Brtish legion guys who stood to attention along the mall when the Emperor of Japan came on a state visit then did a smart about to attention showing him their backs as his car passed
Yeah, but the Eton boys have no policies.
They don’t need policies.
They just rule, as their fathers did before them.
I agree.
The oiks have had their chance, and shown themselves severely wanting.
Time for the real rulers to step back up to the public plate.
The whole fucking lot of them have been troughing at the “public plate” for years !
Yeah, call them in from their banking successes. Err.. hang on.
Real rulers Nursey? Is that like the ones the Sisters of Mercy used on me? Wood tipped with metal. They bloody hurt.
At Least you didn’t have father o’ malley sticking his 6inch pink ruler up your backside so be thankful for that small mercy.
May the Lord make us truly bloody thankful for that.
Good Morning
I first heard this one on the playing fields of Eton
‘…During the war, my Mother had a ‘special’ dress she used to wear when she went dancing. When I was old enough I asked her why she called it her American dress…She replied, “Because one Yank and it was off”.
A cornered animal will always bite……… just pathetic to try and suggest that Labour is Working Class and Tory is Upper Class, it is a lie and will no doubt backfire on them BIG style !!
Fossil Fuels : The Deeper I Buried Them, The Less I Wanted You To Use Them !
Call me Dave’s on the attack then. Will we notice? Posh girlie throws handbag.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6945976.ece
“Gordon Brown was snubbed by badly injured Afghan veterans when they closed curtains round their beds during a hospital visit and refused to speak to him.
More than half the soldiers being treated at the Selly Oak hospital ward in Birmingham either asked for the curtains to be closed or deliberately avoided the prime minister, according to several of those present.
The soldiers, who have sustained some of the worst injuries seen in Afghanistan, described his visit as “opportunistic” and a “waste of time”. “
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1233537/George-Osbornes-brother-Muslim-marry-love-14-years.html
“The younger brother of Shadow Chancellor George Osborne has converted to Islam to allow him to marry a beautiful Bangladeshi-born plastic surgeon he met at university.
Adam Osborne, 33, who was temporarily banned from working as a junior doctor last year following allegations that he prescribed drugs to a friend, ‘quietly married’ Rahala Noor, 31, in two ceremonies held during the past six weeks. One was a civil ceremony, the other a traditional Asian Muslim celebration.
Dr Osborne’s religious conversion is said to have been a condition put forward by Dr Noor’s devoutly Muslim family for the marriage to take place.”
Osborne’s brother is clearly a dhimmified pri*k.
why not grow a spine and tell them to fuck off, no person would ever stop me marrying the woman i loved for any reason apart from her herself.
But she couldn’t become a Christian because the religion of peace would have cast her out of her family and hired a hitman to bump her off. Mohammed Osborne had no choice if he wanted his wife to live a long lfe.
Dr Osborne is a specialist in psychiatric care
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1233537/George-Osbornes-brother-Muslim-marry-love-14-years.html
I wonder if he kows Gordon.
More to the point, I wonder if he knows Muslim (ex) military psychiatrist Nidal Hassan MD, (ex) fellow in disaster and preventive psychiatry at the Center for the Study of Traumatic Stress? Have they attended any seminars together?
Do you think your weather girl would like a light shower over her “Warm Front”?
Rod Liddle currently being attacked by rabid, leftie twitterers over at the Spactator:
http://www.spectator.co.uk/rodliddle/5601833/benefits-of-a-multicultural-britain.thtml#comments
Think I’ll go out right now and get a copy of the Speccie.
Well make sexual overtures to my elderly footwear
Gideons Brother is both a muzzie and has been doling out some drugs
It seems that a spot of “supply” runs in the Osborne DNA and I dont mean the supply of wallpaper.
It could be a new euphemism
“Could you get around with 5 rolls of wallpaper please Charlie”
High time that we organised a ” Gay shame march”
Thousands of perverts apologising to society for their vile habits, of course this will never happen whilst we are governed by a clique of thieving second division degenerates.
well with the tories converting to islam left right and centre the gays will be hanging from lamposts and cranes like in iran soon.
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Get your own name you fucking knob jockey
As to hanging?
NO!
Throw them off the white cliffs of Dover (with a lead necklace) .
Most of these fucking queers are the ones behind all of this PC shite as they wish to make the unaccepatble accepatble
Id normaly be going along with the Iranian method but its not as much fun ,and have you seen how much it costs to rent a crane?
Do you refer to the Lord Mandleson and all his works? The Grand High Poobah?
Baroness Scotland currently on D Island Discs! Excuses, excuses, excuses!
BBC busily burnishing the image of Baroness Scotland! Incredible! Complained, but where will that get me? I’m a mere financial contributor to the BBC, so don’t count a jot!
Anyone seen my chum, The Very Honourable Baroness Houdini ??
Storm in a D-cup.