UKIP Bus Stolen
No, really. Police say you can’t miss it…
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Lord Lamont told ITV News…
“I think the PM is just human and Ed Balls is a pretty irritating person”
Probably Sarkos fault, or maybe Herm van Rum!
You Brits will be made to pay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bloody hell they will be stealing Gordon’s moral compass next.
Are you sure it hasn’t been towed away?
Hello!
New NuLabour have nicked it and will re-brand it to try and capture UKIP voters.
“Bloody hell they will be stealing Gordon’s moral compass next.”
Already done and for sale on Ebay as a fan.
No bidders as it was a Brown colour and Duff
Is it true that this is really the end of boom and bus?
Must have been the Tories trying to jump on the UKIP bandwagon.
It started in Scotland you ball bag.
Gordon Brown
Tony Bliar
RBS
HBOS
National westminster wa sin trouble before it was taken over by RBS.
Allegedly the same thing is true about Hlaifax and the Bank of scotland.
Ho ho. Free sex in Copenhagen for Warmists
http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,665182,00.html
They probably nicked that bus toget there early
Old Holborn.
Good find. Note the quote…
Møller adds that it is reprehensible and unfair that Copenhagen politicians have chosen to use the UN Climate Summit as a platform for a hetz against sex workers.
Wonder why they didn’t say ‘blitz’ like everybody else?
Chairman of the Fed blames Brown.
Suck, don’t blow.
He’s fucked now, the fed and the boe have the same boss, who in turn own our debt – goodbye Gordon, and don’t ride in any open top cars.
Gordo promised us no more boom or bus.
Instead we have buses that go BOOM!
Maybe Brown’s moral compass was behind the directions on the Sat Nav?
This is going to be a tough one for the plod to find, let alone solve.
If it’s an animal lover who has taken it, then it’ll surely slow down and stop for a zebra crossing? Nick it then.
Will we need a big net to catch it, Sarge?
It’s been hijacqued.
The Police have issued a picture of the Prime suspect. They have intelligence that he has previously tried to Hijack UKIP.
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2005/05/06/KilroySilkDefeat_final.jpg
IT ONLY TURNS RIGHT! drives in circles apparently.
Perfect for moi.
Then eventually it’s doomed to have a collission with the Labour bus.
The Liberal bus is a quantum bus. If you know where it is then you don’t know where it’s headed and if you know where it’s headed you can’t tell where it is.
I didn’t know Heisenberg was a Lib Dum!
you just gotta love these posts -
If you try to pin it down on a policy then it dissolves into mist…
A pot of red paint,and hey presto,Labour’s Battle Bus.
They don’t just nick policies.
Well we know it’s not Brown cos he can’t drive anything – except a country in to it’s grave…..
A thundering first for Labour
Well we know it’s not Brown cos he can’t drive anything – except a country in to it’s grave…..
Wow, second as well
Gordon, you are a basturd!
T u r d does not seem pôpular with the mod machine!
I get through with …… excrement !! sounds much better? as in ‘odious excrement’
Kindly do not refer to our glorious Leader thus … and AFAIK the mod machine of choice is the Lambretta.
It was full of diesel, otherwise worthless
Tat just loves buses. No other way for and old cranky poor giffer to get around really, is there? Have bus pass, will travel. At least the Internet saves money on him having to go to the Bingo for Company. Mind you those other old biddies weren’t impressed with being called cripples, and sluts.
How about this starters Gordon
man goes up to an ice cream van and says (in a high pitch voice) ‘ can I have an ice cream please’
icm: ‘crushed nuts?’
man: ‘no, brain haemorrage’
Stolen from the playing fields of Eton?
I can smell the conspiracy theorists at work!
Cue Notts County!
“I can smell the conspiracy theorists at work!
Cue Notts County!”
You called??
Latest CCTV pictures:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha …………….
Well it won’t be on the way to Lisbon, try being on the lookout for it heading to Bournemouth for a day trip.
I’m listening to your song!
Now where can it be? Let me guess……… ah yes – doubtless on its way to Afghanistan as one of the ‘new’ (and much vaunted) merlin helicopters. Sighs……..
UKIP supporters will never spot it….they’re too short sited!
The Tory grassroots won’t hear it.
The BNP say its being driven by muslim and its packed with explosives.
last seen in Lisbon!
This bus will be out in Afgahnistan before you know it.
Who needs helicopters to get the lads to their workplace
Sarkozy and the French have seized control of it…
probably a frog ‘Rainbow Warrior’ job .
So, should a frog board it, it’ll just hop on?
Naaaaaah, I bet it was TWOC’d by a bunch of illegal immigrants coming in from Calais….
It’s full of ‘kippers off to a party being hosted by Douglas Carswell MP http://www.talkcarswell.com/show.aspx?id=1175
this guy could be Geoff Boycott’s love child
Douglas Carswell has put in a private members bill for an in / out referendum; drawn 14th out of 20.
Now we need to know in no uncertain terms which MPs and PPC’s are going to give it their total and unqualified support.
And will the gentlemen and gentlewomen from UKIP stand down against all MPs who vote for the IN/OUT referendum?
That would be an electoral strategy which might carry some justification, unlike the current one which is about as stupid as anyone could imagine, blocking Conservative eurosceptics from Westminster – possibly as many as 50 this time – and enabling a Hung Parliament to ensure we are totally stuffed by the EU in every aspect of our lives.
Plenty of room up top for the UKIP leadership?
….and the entire membership downstairs?
Don’t you just hate it when the bus goes without you?
Hope that Harriet’s not driving near it.
Was it an Italian Job?
Oh shit!
Where are they going to put all their voters now?
What all 2.5 million of them, and counting?
More than labour got at the last national election!
not just UKIP policies being nicked then…..
Last seen heading South from Brighton.
If it continues along the sea bed will it turn into an octobus?
SORRY
Hardly matters, they can fit all their members into a mini!
Corruption and theft – it started in Brussels.
I give you my guarrantee that those responsible will be brought to justice… (as soon as I find my bike….)
Gordon has taken too many pills – he was last seen heading for Brighton
Get on board! Get on board!
Come and join the Double Deckers.
Take a ticket for a journey,
On our double decker London bus.
Ring the bell (ding! ding!),
Toot the horn (honk! honk!),
When you ride with the Double Deckers.
Fun and laughter is what we’re after,
On our double double double decker bus.
You’re aboard! You’re aboard!
You’re aboard with the Double Deckers.
Fun and laughter is what we’re after,
On our double double double decker bus.
La la la! La la la!
La la la la la la la la.
La la la la la la la la,
On our double decker London bus.
Fares plz!
Just give it 30 mins, and three will come together…
Mandy is at the bottom of it.
He’s at the bottom of everything.
Surely he’s at everyone’s bottoms?
Really?
Let’s face it, it’s got to be Hannan.
Vote for less buses!
Vote UKIP!
Simples!
Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond have taken it as part of a Top Gear feature.
As I type this, the Stig is racing it around the test track.
Some say that he’s standing for the UKIP in the forthcoming General Election and that if he wins he’ll become the first person with nothing to hide since Guido Fawkes in 1605. All we know is, he’s called The Stig.
I am able to give a cast iron guarantee that the missing UKIP bus is not in Iranian waters
Over zealous Nigerian traffic warden + council tow truck?
Quite probably.
Remember the last time?
Towed away a Mercedes full of gas cylinders, primed to go off behind Haymarket. Took it to underground pound off Park Lane, didn’t notice anything odd, didn’t tell the police.
It took the police until the next day to find out where the second ‘bomb’ had gone….
Why do we employ thick arsed west africans as parking wardens?
Least they saved the haymarket
Don’t worry, just keep waiting. It’ll turn up eventually.
Have you checked out the reg- W4 NKS
Listem to me on “Desert Island Discs” on Sunday. I; playing my favourite song: “Scotland the Brave It Out”.
…and “Money, Money, Money”.
So, 20% of Scots people cannot read and write.
That puts Scotland at 119th place in World Rankings with Botswana, Honduras and Jamaica in close company.
Should one be surprised?
Luckily they probably can’t mange to write an ‘X’ next to Labour in an election.
Unfortunately there is probably some Labour appartchik with their thumbprint on a proxy voting application already.
Explains Glenrothes.
The local Labour activists will know where they live. After all they ‘taught’ them.
Wot yu rite
Does that explain the 20% that vote conservative
Of course I am not surprised, wouldn’t want them learning about stuff in the real world where people don’t vote for Liebore (when they deign to gove us the chance).
Keep ‘em thick, keep ‘em poor but either way make sure they vote for Liebore.
20% of Scots people cannot read and write.
So the other 58% of us can then?
It’s a publicity stunt. Nobody pays any attention to them so they’ve engineered a ‘missing bus’ publicity stunt. Cue pictures of UKIP and their bus all over the papers.
You can’t buy publicity like that.
Said the dull tory troll.
And you’re rubbish on here, day after mind numbing day. Time Fawksy got rid.
Cutesy Ontop made a couple of good points
I am going to order a £15 signed book from Prescott and write ‘I am a Fat Bastard signed” above the signature and auction it on ebay
http://www.gofourth.co.uk/donate
I’ll buy your version for 20 quid
Ones less bus obstructing traffic can only be good news, whoever’s it is. Mind you the Tories really must be desperate to have stooped to such lengths to stop their core vote hemorrhaging to UKIP after Cameron’s dishonest U turn on Lisbon.
Ben Bernanke said that Mr Brown’s decision to strip the Bank of England of its supervisory role over banks had led to a “destructive run” and a “major problem for the British economy”.
The comments, made to the US Senate, are embarrassing for Mr Brown who has repeatedly refused to concede that his decisions as Chancellor may have contributed to Britain’s current economic problems.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financetopics/financialcrisis/6728665/Ben-Bernanke-says-Gordon-Brown-hurt-Britains-ability-to-resolve-banking-crisis.html
Flagged up yesterday but couldn’t find the transcript.
There you go Brown – chairman of the Fed says you fucked up. It started in the UK in 1997.
He’s not wrong.
BBC manages to miss that part of Bernanke’s testimony.
http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8393749.stm
Funny that. Chairman of the Fed critisises Maximum Imbeciles flagship policy – BBC neglects to mention it.
They are officially in collusion with this incompetent government.
Probably Cliff Richard having a mid-life crisis.
More like a senior moment
Two priests at a bucking bronco contest. One priest manages to stay on for 10 minutes.
His mate says “fuck me, how did you manage that?”
He says “easy, one of the altar boys is epileptic!”
Hi Guys,
Just writing to say, Im on a “Winter-Fest-Type-Holiday”,
and will return the said bus asap.
Cliff
Moral Compass™
Instructions for use:
1. Point the device at a scene of devastation made by your own hand.
(N.B. may require recalibration if used outside the Kingdom of Fife).
✄——————————————————
THE RIGHT THING TO DO ⇒
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Corus steelworkers blame cameron for world slump in cast iron
Not stolen,
Taken by Parliament and will be sold to replay Lord Pearson’s fiddling.
Another successful UK export to eastern europe.
Ukip caught kipping
That bus – why is it being driven on the right, like Johnny Foreigner’s?
We in New Labour can be proud. More people in Scotland are unable to read and write than was ever achieved in 13 years of the Tories.
the reply facility is fucked again Guido ffs
its a major contribution to road saftey
It’ll turn up burnt out in France !
Many years ago The Beast got pinched and had to spend part of a night in the cells with a person even more insane and stupid than himself
This fuckwit had stolen a milk tanker(I shit you not) and along with an accomplice had attempted to commit suicide by driving it into a launderette
Beast to copper
“Get me away from this c*** or I will kill him and it will be your fault”
They moved him
I’m pretty sure that it must be the same person
So if the police (who mostly cant find their own arse with both hands) would like a few tips they are welcome to contact me here
Beast
Vote UKIP
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are the labour not useing police cars to advertise labour this time cheeky bastards
are the labour not using police cars this time cheeky bastards
Probably nicked by Farage…
when are the bbc going to stop this luv in with these labour lefties its so obvious its embarrasing.. question time with DIMBLEBUM AFTER HIS KNIGHT.HOOD. he”ll be in the lords soon for sitting on his arse trying to look impartial and failing.. the audience clapping like seals at every f@cking thing labour say.. its a fix ..News night is worse with paxman Rotwieler my ares.. only withe the tories BOOOO
Inspector is there a purple haze in ere
A caller thought they’d seen it in Buckingham going down the High Street in the early hours of Saturday morning. Nigel Farage is the chief suspect at this stage of the enquiry, Buckinghamshire Police stated.
Earlier there had been a disagreement between him and Mike Nattrass, as to who would be using the bus during the coming General Election campaign.
Police were later able to confirm that the sighting was not the UKIP bus after all, but it had been Sally Bercow still out after a long night on the tiles.
”You can understand the mistaken identity. She looked like the back end of a bus. ” the officer stated.
Does anyone think they will want it back?
Someone could set up an independent bus company and make a few quid for xmas.
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Isn’t it just that the wheels have come off?
It all started in Jockland with your claim of right, Now take your debts back home and play with Iceland
Hardly – with the numbers of people defecting to UKIP the wagon is well rolling
A result of the combination of the Lisbon Treaty betrayal, and the growing awareness of the enormous global ‘climate change / AGW’ scam, from both of which UKIP is the only current hope of salvation
Scary stuff – read all of this site, and think hard
http://green-agenda.com/index.html
PS some great bus jokes, thanks all