Comments on: ‘The John Bercow Guide’ on How to Pick Up Drunk Women http://order-order.com/2009/12/04/the-john-bercow-guide-on-how-to-pick-up-drunk-women/ Parliamentary plots and conspiracy Sat, 26 May 2012 09:07:50 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Ivor Biggun http://order-order.com/2009/12/04/the-john-bercow-guide-on-how-to-pick-up-drunk-women/#comment-369354 Sun, 06 Dec 2009 14:50:01 +0000 http://order-order.com/?p=14410#comment-369354 When Long Tall Sally met Johnny B. Goode
He didn’t do nothing but pull his pud’
Just the wrist and the fist and you can’t go wrong
Doing the Hand-Jive all night long

All you need is the rhythm and the wrist control

And you can do the w*nker’s rock ‘n’ roll

]]> By: Archie http://order-order.com/2009/12/04/the-john-bercow-guide-on-how-to-pick-up-drunk-women/#comment-368632 Sat, 05 Dec 2009 12:27:28 +0000 http://order-order.com/?p=14410#comment-368632 Er, not really, Sweet Rose. If you would care to cast a perfunctory butcher’s here:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financetopics/financialcrisis/6728665/Ben-Bernanke-says-Gordon-Brown-hurt-Britains-ability-to-resolve-banking-crisis.html

]]> By: Archie http://order-order.com/2009/12/04/the-john-bercow-guide-on-how-to-pick-up-drunk-women/#comment-368621 Sat, 05 Dec 2009 12:16:36 +0000 http://order-order.com/?p=14410#comment-368621 Well exactly, Talwin; and just to prove that the warm-mongers are doomed there’s this:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/6729833/Gordon-Brown-climate-change-sceptics-are-flat-earthers.html

]]> By: Anonymous http://order-order.com/2009/12/04/the-john-bercow-guide-on-how-to-pick-up-drunk-women/#comment-368540 Sat, 05 Dec 2009 10:00:03 +0000 http://order-order.com/?p=14410#comment-368540 Sadly, we all know the answer to that question.

]]> By: Archie http://order-order.com/2009/12/04/the-john-bercow-guide-on-how-to-pick-up-drunk-women/#comment-368513 Sat, 05 Dec 2009 07:09:22 +0000 http://order-order.com/?p=14410#comment-368513 I would! Her, I mean!

]]> By: A real Berk ow http://order-order.com/2009/12/04/the-john-bercow-guide-on-how-to-pick-up-drunk-women/#comment-368465 Sat, 05 Dec 2009 01:20:55 +0000 http://order-order.com/?p=14410#comment-368465 BOTH holes? No one in their right minds would leave her free to speak.

Best make it a triple.

]]> By: Alex Trebek http://order-order.com/2009/12/04/the-john-bercow-guide-on-how-to-pick-up-drunk-women/#comment-368445 Sat, 05 Dec 2009 00:44:10 +0000 http://order-order.com/?p=14410#comment-368445 Name someone who has not been to Cliff Clavin’s kitchen?

]]> By: Richard Timney http://order-order.com/2009/12/04/the-john-bercow-guide-on-how-to-pick-up-drunk-women/#comment-368441 Sat, 05 Dec 2009 00:33:31 +0000 http://order-order.com/?p=14410#comment-368441 I would too. If Jacqui could arrange for you to pay for it.

]]> By: Coolingphile http://order-order.com/2009/12/04/the-john-bercow-guide-on-how-to-pick-up-drunk-women/#comment-368407 Fri, 04 Dec 2009 23:21:22 +0000 http://order-order.com/?p=14410#comment-368407 Guido, what did you make of the Delingpole v Moonbat debate last night?….Your jacket was very cigar-room esque. Surprised Alexei did not chirp in. I was the bluesuited one with the Crossroads Benny Beanie at the back…..Keep up the good anti-establishment leadership. A Disciple

]]> By: Anonymous http://order-order.com/2009/12/04/the-john-bercow-guide-on-how-to-pick-up-drunk-women/#comment-368406 Fri, 04 Dec 2009 23:19:58 +0000 http://order-order.com/?p=14410#comment-368406 Me too.
And once the Tories realise that their polling lead is being cut because of defectors to UKIP (just like you and I ?) rather than any increase in the support of ZaNU then they might just realise that “support” for EU cesspool may just cost them an overall majority in May 2010.
There is a solution, Dave.
Guess what it is ?

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