Friday Caption Competition (Left Foot Forward Edition)
Another Twittish Tweet from Kerry McCarthy | BBC
What’s the Point of Our Anti-Business Secretary? | Ruth Porter
HuffPo Hiring Pro-Iranian Mehdi “Act of Desperation” | Fox News
Krugman is Seductive, Simplistic and Unrealistic | Jeremy Warner
Lower Taxes, Higher Growth, the Statistical Evidence | CPS
Bash the Unions, Gatecrash the Quangos | ConservativeHome
I Told You So: Euro is Doomed | Douglas Carswell
PM Speaks for the Nation When Bashing Balls | Quentin Letts
Time for an Alliance | Dan Hannan
Farage’s Plan | ConservativeHome
Guardian Open News is a Failure | Heather Brooke
Balls Calls for Deeper Cuts | Speccie
Lessons from the Thirties | CPS
PMQs Idiots | Harry Cole
Jon Cruddas is Not the Messiah | Dan Hodges
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Lord Lamont told ITV News…
“I think the PM is just human and Ed Balls is a pretty irritating person”
Who the fuck are these people??
Remember ladies, New Labour have not turned to the right, we’ve ALWAYS been Communists, just renamed the party to make us electable.
Stop pissing all that money away Brown.
They’re wrong.
It’s just corporate welfare.
What did you expect from Blue Labour, coherent fiscal policies?
Red Labour – Blue Labour – the same party with the same policies.
The masturbator is posing as jgm2?
Yes.
Sadly, because he was unable to put his right foot forward, Andy Burnham just went round and round in pointless circles.
Oh i say
Indeed.
But if you squint a little you can see that MB-Jgm2 writes in red ink.
Everyone agrees with everything you have ever said.
You have won the war and can expect 99.9% of the votes.
Now piss off.
Anybody noticed it’s only Andy with his left foot forward.
Toe the line … dancing
WHO THE FUCK IS THAT PLANK ?
Inquisition = yawn
Labour – out of step – as usual!
Andy leads with his left foot. The rest are on the level!
Are their any machine guns in sight? Good, then we can carry on line dancing!
GF: Yeah?
ABS:Look, Andy really is not happy about this at all. He did the photoshoot to give off a healthy community guy type of vibe but the photo you are using for your competition makes it look like he’s in a polling station standing on his own to vote for Labour and everybody else is queueing in the line for independent candidates.
For fucks sake this is making Andy look like a right wanker he is standing there like a spare prick at a wedding with a big fucking goofy smile on his stupid hare-lipped face going in the opposite direction to everyone else.
You don’t understand how important this is, we have his leadership ambitions to think about and Andy is getting quite anxious about this issue.
You simply could not have shown a worse photo if you had tried you bastard.
GF: Bit busy. Bye.
When was admitted to hospital, Andy Burnham, a doctor and a sour faced matron came waltzing about our ward, I took one look at him and one look at the matron and pulled the doctor aside and said “Hey mate, might as well kill me now and get it over with”.
thank you thank you! i’m here till sunday.
When i was admitted to hospital, Andy Burnham, a doctor and a sour faced matron came waltzing about our ward, I took one look at him and one look at the matron and pulled the doctor aside and said “Hey mate, might as well kill me now and get it over with”.
thank you thank you! i’m here till sunday.
Heard it before.
It’s the way you tell ‘em
All too often….
He may not be a dancer, but in the troughing stakes he’s up there with the best:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/5380030/MPs-expenses-How-Andy-Burnham-avoided-paying-tax-on-a-property-windfall.html
OT
Gore Bottles Copenhagen.
Climategate goes uber-viral, Gore flees leaving evil henchmen to defend crumbling citadel
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/jamesdelingpole/100018847/climategate-goes-uber-viral-gore-flees-leaving-evil-henchmen-to-defend-crumbling-citadel/
Fraser Nelson Having a Ding Dong with some green Hotv Head now. It is Hilarious
Sky News that is
Like fuck he did, you barrel scraper – that Bob Ward was one chromosome short off a demented, hysterical, christ my favourite bandwagon is coming apart, ad hominem spouting lizard.
More geekwise global warming forgery here
Take back Al Gore’s Oscar, 2 Academy members demand in light of Climategate
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2009/12/al-gore-oscar-global-warming.html
That’s tough on Gore, he stood to make another mint from this lie and now the wheels have come off. It’s just so unfair….
The Human face of Left Wing Politics.
I’d love to enter the competition but I am not enough of a Westminster insider to have a clue who this is supposed to be. Guido, could you try running a competition that normal people can have a crack at? Ot at least find funny.
Gordon Brown boost
Worried yet Toryboys?
Source: http://www.mirror.co.uk/opinion/voiceofthemirror/2009/12/03/brown-boost-115875-21869077/
Gordon Brown’s scathing dismantling of David Cameron’s policy to shower tax handouts on the very rich was brutal politics.
The PM in one 30-minute session shredded his Tory opponent and demonstrated how inheritance tax will be a significant dividing line at the general election.
Mr Brown has enjoyed a revival in recent weeks, exploiting his rival’s weaknesses.
His luck also changed with gifts such as would-be Tory MP Zac Goldsmith’s tangled financial affairs landing in Labour’s lap.
Conservatives who arrogantly believed the election was in the bag aren’t laughing any more.
Not really got the hang of a caption competition have you? You freakin’ numbnuts.
Best call an election then.
Tough guy eh?
Latest polls show the British public is finally getting the message that the Tories don’t have any policies, except their cuts on inheritance tax that will cost the taxpayer £500million and benefit Cameron’s Old Etonian chums.
When it comes to the crunch, do you really trust Con-man Cam and Boy george with the economy? They will cut services and leave more people unemployed.
Vote Safe – Vote Labour.
“Latest polls show the British public is finally getting the message that the Tories don’t have any policies…”
Neither does NuLiebour it would seem, if they are resorting to class war now.
I don’t particularly trust Cameron, and Osborne strikes me as a little too Mandelson-esque. So I’m not convinced that the Tories can ‘save the world’.
But ‘Vote Safe – Vote Labour’? How can you call the biggest budget deficit, the highest tax burden and the most invasive State in UK history ‘safe’?
Vote Safe – Vote Labour.
The politics of fear don’t wash among this blog’s readership. This slogan of yours has undertones of relying on the State to do everything for you. I doubt I’m alone in finding such a prospect horrifying.
Firstly, crap caption,no chance of winning.
What utter drivel. Green and Fabian you may be. Deluded and a fucking liar you definitely are. The inheritance tax issue has been well documented in a number of places which conclusively prove Labour are….lying about the impact. Quelle surprise.
Actually we came to the crunch when Northern Rock went bust and look where we are in sole possession of a recession amongst the G20 countries.
Guess who I am not trusting with my vote?
As for iron cast guarantees -what about tax relief on child care vouchers? Lisbon referendum.
Actually many agree that we will have to cut services and raise unemployment because…..now I’ll do this bit slowly W-E C-A-N-N-O-T A-F-F-O-R-D I-T. Only apologist fuckwits like you don’t get it.
In conclusion, thanks for your less the stimulating contribution. Back to Alistair for a new briefing.
Vote Labour.
A jackboot stamping on a human face forever.
Labour: Papers. Show me your papers. Now.
The Tories have done nothing to stop NuLabour wrecking our futures and stealing our freedoms.
3000 New Laws in their Administration. Like we need any more laws post 1997?
Labour Party = Bankrupt as a movement, political party, and bereft of any ideas.
Sorry, I cannot oblige with any information whatsoever as I am bound by the Official Snotrags Act. Signed by me in, let me think, was it 1951? and it is binding unto death, and beyond. Beyond? Yes, when I croak my memoirs, notes, recordings etc. may not be revealed or published without consent from the Home Office. All information about me, even my name and address is classified.
They can’t do much in the face of such a huge ELECTED majority time and time again.
Unlike Labour the Tories respect the democratic choices of the populace.
Get off your arses and vote Tory and stop handing Labour majority after majority if you want more people on the frontlines fighting and stopping Labours invasive policies.
> TaT’s ‘special’ Gay Friend (@ 1341)
The Conservatives have seemingly done nothing to stop New Labour laws because New Labour have such a huge majority they can and have easily voted in any law they like.
The BEST example is if you look at the recent Equitable Life scandal vote in the House of Commons. The vote was on giving FULL compensation to ALL the swindled policy holders*, or New Labour’s preferred ex-gratia pittance payment to _some_ of the swindled policy holders.
Public records show that despite ALL the Conservatives, LibDems, DUP, Independents, SNP, UUP, Plaid Cymru, and the odd New Labour MP, voting for FULL compensation, they got out voted by the New Labour scum that want to give the pittance ex-gratia payment sometime in the next millennium…. when as many of the policy holders have died.
Interestingly, but unsurprisingly, crook Jacqui Smith, the one who stole £116,000 from taxpayers and got to keep it, voted to give the pittance.
link to voting record….. tinyurl.com/yzxjmw6
* MPs already got compensated by the taxpayer the second the scandal broke
Latest polls still show Liebore behind though don’t they? I get confused, but then again Liebore and the actualite don’t really mix. The truth is what Alastair says it is isn’t it? There’s a good few Iraqis who know that now. Anyway ahead or behind why not take yours, Green Fabian, and stick it in the other, eh?
Yeah they will cut services…fucking good, i don’t like seeing my taxes spent on useless c*nts working in outreach centres or policy research units.
The more wankers that work non-jobs in the public sector that get made redundant, the better.
‘Tough guy eh’……Think you’re hard.
Dickhead !!
Oh you mean the kind of people Lord Mandelson and Cherie mix with At Waddesdon ? The sort of eople you meeet on Mediterranean yachts ?
£500 Million, that roughly equates to one days worth of Brown’s borrowing or funny money. From day one New Labour was determined to destroy England as a Nation (ask Jack Straw), and determined that we become a tiny part of a Federal Europe. Now that their ‘Utopian’ ambitions are faltering, Brown and his cronies have pressed the self- destruct button to scupper the future Conservative Government’s attempts to sort out the devastation.
Vote Labour, Vote Armageddon!
“Vote Labour, Vote Armageddon!” as in Armageddon outa here….
Green Fabian wrote:
“…their cuts on inheritance tax that will cost the taxpayer £500million…”
You haven’t quite worked out how tax cuts work, have you?
Or are you using a similar logic to Gordon’s unforgettable “spending cuts = INVESTMENT”?
Even if the Tory policies cost 500mio, they do not actually, it is far better than the 2 trillion your Hunt has placed on our childrens and their childrens futures.
Funny that Times has a report today confirming 1 in 5 Scots cannot read. I suspect one Hunt cannot read write or fucking add up and that is Mc Bruin the Viv Nicholson of the North.
“Vote safe – vote Labour”
That’s brilliant. For a million reasons one of the funniest things i’ve heard all week.
The safe is empty
Like that c’nt Brown has mortgaged my childrens’ & their childrens’ future with his ‘rob the taxpayer, pay the banks’ policies? Or would have if they hadn’t all left the country & taken their skills with them.
Vote Labour – vote often – that’s the only way those lying fuckers will see the inside of Westminster again. Unless the treason trials are held their of course.
New Labour – Old Corruption.
£500 billion, only ten minutes at the new liebours printing press surely
The Tories weak?
What of the £2.5 Trillion New Labour have racked up in debts for the (private sector) taxpayers? It was NOT the Tories that ran this debt up, it was New Labour. This UK recession was created by New Labour.
Do your paymaster know what a waste of money it is to pay you to post on here? Still they are good at that.
Not really convincing us are you?
Not true. Although just as predicted that freshly manufactured 850bn figure by the BBC this morning immediately becomes the entire national debt which is entirely due to the bank failure (caused by Brown’s fucked up regulation).
Once you get your eye in the Labour/BBC axis are completely predictable.
Not so.
That is the biggest socialist lie ever.
The rot started in Clinton’s America and was compounded in Britain by Labour.
Capitalism is the only engine of growth and for two hundred years has lifted hundreds of millions out of poverty and early death.
Like all engines it needs a ‘governor’ or else it shakes itself to pieces.
Idiots like Socialists do not understand how to run capitalism.
They are incompetent.
The ‘brains’ in socialism know this but they are too cynically amoral to care
They just batten on to the pschology of relative disadvantage to build their own careers and power base and manipulate their useful idiots.
Excellent post. Right on the money!
Ding Dong…….nicely put.
S’cuse me? Did Phil Gram set the laws in the UK from 1997 – 2009 as well?
Oh, look – no he didn’t it was this incompetent shower of Labour jackasses.
Just like I’ve been saying all along.
And your lot didn’t notice.
Some did and warned against it.
But what a lovely source of revenue it was to you towering intellectuals of the left.
A redistributor’s paradise.
You sided with criminals and shysters to build your society with its ever more surreal characteristics and you blame capitalism.
You aided and abetted those you now blame.
No, it was caused by criminality not free markets.
Free markets do not exist when under control of monopolist conspiracies.
Free markets do not exist under socialism, either.
Both distort and destroy.
Yeah, it’s because of the bankers that Britain is last out of recession.
Oh hang on, other countries have dodgy bankers too don’t they?
What has this to do with a caption competition?
….but. See your pathetic article from the pathetic Mirror and raise by
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/comment/jeffrandall/6721287/As-we-head-for-the-rocks-will-Captain-Darling-change-course.html
You believe anything that’s in the Mirror?
I have some beachfront property in Kazakhstan you might be interested in.
Fuck off Watermelon!
The new standin for the bloke with specs in the League of Gentlemen struts his stuff.
You deal the hokey coke then you turn it all around, that’s what it’s all about.
Labour girls practice kicking gormless Cameron in the head
Avon Ladies Night Out
Right leg, stupid…RIGHT!!!
Another one completely out of step with the rest of the population.
Entire room out of step with new Labour non shocker…
Larger version
http://www.willow-park.co.uk/images/News/andy%20burnham%20line%20dancing.jpg
Can I claim these dancing lessons on expenses?
…… On expenses, of course you can. You were meeting your voters, so you could put that under the ‘communications budget’, no receipts required.
I’ve no idea who those bastards are!
Do your job you wanker and put put up somebody who’s been on the telly.
Andy Burnham has been on telly – I saw him being booed & jeered when he went to the Hillsboro Memorial.
The Mirror is continuing its relentless campaign to expose the Tories – and Cameron is feeling the pressure!
Tories exposed: Enviromental cost of ‘Green’ David Cameron’s private jet flights
Source: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/12/04/tories-exposed-enviromental-cost-of-green-david-cameron-s-private-jet-flights-115875-21871355/
HE is proud of his green credentials… but Tory poser David Cameron travels thousands of miles a year on private planes rather than eco-friendly trains.
The shameless millionaire Tory leader once even gave a talk on green issues in the morning and took a private plane in the evening.
In the past six months he has flown 4,549 miles around the country and into Europe at a cost of £40,000 – all paid for by backers.
Please ignore all my posts.
This will no doubt go down well with the class warriors at Labour. But it is all just a distraction. The economy is fucked. Fucked by the imbecile Gordon Brown.
Everybody knows it. And in their heart of hearts, when they get in that little booth and picture the malevolent, leering lunatic that destroyed the economy and decide do they want to reward him with another five years of unbounded fuckwittery he will get a resounding ‘NO’. So now would be a good time to dig up Maddie McCann and pop her in Cameron’s freezer and then send some twat from The Mirror around.
Because that’s your best hope.
Like multi millionaire David Miliband & his fathers inheritance tax?
It was within the rules.
Fuck me. I’m cloning at a phenomenal rate here.
Since when have Broadmoor inmates been allowed internet access ?
That’s where McTwat’s new think tank is.
The Mirror ?
My guess is the Sun has 12 years of unused sleaze stories about the Labour Government.
Now with an election coming up and Mandelson declaring war on Murdoch somebody must be dusting down the old files.
No intention of watching, the fact that you’re shit scared MB speaks volumes.
Given all your insults to NewsCorp maybe you’ve got a news slot all to yourself !
What will your mother find out one Sunday morning in NoW?
The Sun’s decision to jump ship from the incompetent Labour jackasses merely reflects the mood of the country not dictates it.
Just think – even with the BBC shilling 24/7 Labour are still 14 points behind. Imagine what they’d be like with a level playing field. Or no BBC.
Imagine how much effort the BBC has to put in to maintain the fiction that the jackass Brown’s band of imbeciles is anything other than the most incompetent government in UK history. Ever.
Given Gordon created the UK’s biggest economic disaster you sort of have to say that MB.
Now tell us how Gordon has nothing to do with the recent success of the B&P
HaHa etc… ad nauseam
There is a difference between a free market and an unregulated one.
The problem with financial services is regulation. It is present, but it is totally un-focused – it is focused disproportionately on ancillary services such as advice and support, and not focused enough on the activities of the major banks, which account for 99% of all activity in the industry.
The failure in regulation is brought about by inept regulators who have no idea of how financial markets should work. These regulators are at work both in this country and abroad.
The Sun is running scared after their mis-calculation with Mrs Janes,besides Gordon gets on with the odious Murdo.
And Ed Balls spent three million pounds refurbing his office to resemble a Cologne whore house with a Muslim prayer room attached.
That three million could have been spent on more green diversity inclusiveness collectivist internationalist propaganda.
The bastard.
I clicked on your name & it tool me to a website depicting British people going about their business.
I am shocked & appalled that there are only white faces on your site Fabian.
Not a hint of the rich rainbow melting pot of multi cultural harmonious diversity & love & peace we have between the races, ethnicities & communities in modern Britain, or Economic Region 7 of the EU today.
What are you, some sort of National Socialist?
They don’t like darkies! Who does?
I like the women, just not the majority of the men.
WhoIs lookup tells all:
Domain name:
cameronsconservatives.co.uk
Registrant:
The Labour Party
Registrant type:
Unknown
Registrant’s address:
39 Victoria Street
London
SW1H 0HA
United Kingdom
So that answers your question anon.
You shouldn’t believe everything you read in a comic.
Fuck off Watermelon.
Make yaself useful and get the kettle on!
So how the fuck has Gordon attended all these overseas conferences where he’s been trying to big himself up? Walked on the fucking water has he? That fat, unfit fucker would be much more of a threat to CO2 than CMD.
What you fail to realise is that at this time Green issues are very low on the list of priorities of people living in the Real World. Ask those who have just lost their jobs at Corus what matters to them, it’s paying their Mortgages and feeding their families. The Green Agenda is an excuse to increase taxes and take everyone’s minds off what is really happening. The People are not fools, we have all seen through the ‘Emperor’s New Clothes’.
Not sure if I’m more disturbed by the photo or the “Wanted – Cute Kids” posters on the adverts.
“Looking for some hot stuff baby this evening.
I need some hot stuff baby tonight
I want some hot stuff baby this evening
Gotta have some hot stuff
Gotta have some love tonight.”
Dole queue remix of course.
As I said to the Fees Office
‘You’d better pay up, Otherwise I might be in line for divorce!”
Government stand-ins and volunteers rehearse unfolding Labour’s suicide note.
Gordon Brown
Tony Blair
Alex Salmond
Drugs
Poverty
Alistair Darling
Alcoholism
Malcolm Rifkind
David Camerhoon
Fred the Shred
Robert Burns
Baroness Scotland
Jockie Wilson
Gorbals Mick
RBS
HBOS
Glasgow Razor Gangs
Scotch beggars
Celtic FC
Rangers FC
Scottish goalkeepers.
Me.
not to mention the road to england
This explains a lot :
‘One in five Scots unable to read and write’
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/scotland/article6943751.ece
Snottie appears to fit into this catgory.
I spotted this too.
Makes you wonder how their economy is going to cope when 20% of their population is illiterate.
Good one, SNP.
They’re pinning all their hopes on grabbing the North Sea oil fields. This, they calculate, will fund their idle ignorance for the foreseeable future.
Give the Scotch independence, future oil revenue stream & the right to keep whatever taxes they can levy north of the border. Then cut all UK public funding to them and institute passport controls on the English/Scotch border. Problem solved! (Scotland’ll probably end up like Lord of the Flies…)
Oh, I think Lord of the Flies might be a bit optimistic!
See if fucking Alex ‘Haggis’ Salmond can afford all of his Sovietised policies then – wanker.
Not if the oil rights are assigned by international law, they won’t
No they’re not illiterate at all – they merely wreete how they speeke
Gordon Brown is enough.
Everything else irrelevant in comparison
James 1st.
Fried cabbage & potato patties.
“Rumble_te-tumps” are how the locals prnmounce this ghastly concoction.
McStalins favourite, apparently.
No wonder he smells of old farts – even in an £11,000 suit from Saville Row that we paid for he still looks like a Scottish tramp who won the lottery.
Actually, he looks more like a Scottish tramp who won the lottery but lost the ticket.
Not as bad as James II. He was so crap that Parliament booted him out.
Kids, eh? No staying power!
O/T but here’s a short clip that didn’t make it onto the BBC…
No doubt right-on, PC, camel-shagger lovers will insist he deserved it, for checking to make sure she wasn’t on her way to murder innocents in the name of the RoP. She can now look forward to being pampered and getting an education in jail, whilst waiting to be exchanged in the next prisoner swap.
Apparently she was seeking medical attention in Israel when a checkpoint guard found a knife in her purse. When he removed that knife she produced a second blade from her jeans & stabbed another guard in an area not protected by his flak jacket.
They shouldn’t of tried to wipe the jews of the map in the six day war if they didn’t want their asses pwned and to have their land seized as victory settlement.
No point crying about occupation when you act like nasty little scum like Hitler and his bitches did.
Sorry guys, I posted in error, here is the corrected version of my earlier flawed comment:
The Zionists act like nasty little scum like Hitler and his bitches did so there is no point the Zionist war criminals crying crying about being forced by President Obama to give back the land the Israelis have stolen.
Thanks for the Pizza’s everyone.
You are most welcome.
Same time this year?
Go get ‘em.
It certainly made Christmas go with a bang.
You want freedom fries with that?
Remeber us in Great Britain when the time comes.
Please tell me you didn’t eat the pizza.
Didn’t you get the message? The pizza was intercepted and poisoned by Hamas.
You have thirty minutes to live!
Do you want Pepsi with that?
“”I’m dreaming of white phosphor shells – just like the ones we dropped last year…….”"
The Saudis are dropping the stuff, right now, on Yemeni Shi’ite rebels. If you’re going to be anti-semitic, why stop at half measures?
Pepsi, Coca Cola – any American soft drink provided by our cousins is fine by us.
Thirsty work fighting the Jihad on behalf of civilisation y’know.
Thanks for asking.
Oh. So you don’t know what you believe. Great.
Sometimes, I think the Palestinians and Israelis are as bad as each other.
Israel illegally occupies Palestinian land and then commits war crimes by forcibly re-colonising it. So Palestinians commit terrorist attacks against Israel. And the cycle continues.
I despise all forms of extremism – and Israel are just as guilty as the Palestinians on that point.
Stabbing an innocent security guard is totally unjustified. But then again, so is demolishing the house of a Palestinian terrorist to punish his family.
C’mon James, back to the Sixth Form centre.
Calm down, Gayboy.
Said the weakling.
So, will you be sending us Pizza this Christmas?
For Channuka – with kosher pepperami
Who the fuck are you, the Archarsehole of Canterdhimmi?
Google ‘moral equivalence’ you fucking robot.
‘When I count to three,you’ll all be wide awake and think the person to your left has a terrible smell.’
The winner of the ‘Christopher Reeve’ look-a-like competition was never in doubt.
Corus Teeside is closing with the loss of 1700 jobs and you are caption comping some camp 4-eyed left wind bender
And your point is…………?
“Vote safe – vote Labour” – play it safe, vote Labour and be secure in the knowledge that you’ll be for ever on the dole.
Vote Safe VOTE LABOUR.Like that one may spray it over a wall.
“Put your left foot in the shit, your foot out the shit.
In the shit out the shit shake it all about
Vote for labour in the next election
And stay in the shit”
OK – I admit the end is crap – but you get the jist
LMAO
Labour government always ends on a bum note.
Why can’t you fuckers spell “gist”?
Education, edyukation, oh, wot the hell…
Andy Burnham, seen here, reaching the very limit of his potential.
Very good………..
Next unveil the new tailor’s dummy.
Labour’s new Dance Czar appointed by Gordon Brown, sacked after one day in the job.
“Andy Burnham’s urban dogging squad limber up ready for action”
P.S. Check out this – the BBC are soooooooooo pissed off with the climate gate stuff and are spinning really hard to prop up the Labour vote.
This post may look a bit odd, but at 1.23 pm I was replying to post no 30 before it got redacted
This move is known as the irish mine detector
MPs still convinced its one rule for them one rule for everyone else
From PRWeek
A new report called Swine Flu: Getting the message through looks at how 15 key spokespeople communicated during the swine flu crisis.
Prime Minster Gordon Brown was named as the least effective communicator,
Oh there’s a surprise – not.
You put your..
left foot (in your mouth)
left foot (out your mouth)
in.. out.. shake it all about..
You stitch up your Leader and turn about,
That’s what it’s all about!
Ohhh what a load of hokey,
Ohhh what a load of hokey,
Aaaand a bit of jiggery-pokery;
Lamp posts and piano wire
‘ll sort it out.
“When I grow up I want to be Prime Minister – I’d love to even more than Everton”
Dull Man in Shirt and Tie Stands Still and Grins Shock
Don’t you remember Heleltine? “Left! Left! Left, Left Left!”
Burnham shows the HoC secretaries how to do the Eaton line dance.
Can’t imagine Michael Gove doing this.Too busy re-inventing his hairstyle and attending to his contact lenses.
Bruno Tonioli had never seen anything like it.
Strictly C*nt Dancing
winner
Brilliant
++ Applause ++
Excellent.
‘The C*nt Factor’
Let’s do the timewarp again!
Oh dear. it keeps getting worse for the Tories!
Gordon Brown may not be perfect, he may not have the slick charm of Cameron, but at least he has moral integrity – he’ll always do what he believes to be the right thing.
Source: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/12/03/millionaire-tory-leader-david-cameron-claims-40p-for-chocolate-bar-on-expenses-exclusive-115875-21868701/
Millionaire Tory leader David Cameron claims 40p for chocolate bar on expenses – Exclusive
By Graham Brough and Bob Roberts 3/12/2009
When it was revealed Tory MPs were making outrageous expense claims for duck houses and tidying up their moats David Cameron read them the riot act.
Now, it seems the millionaire Tory leader has been charging taxpayers for Maltesers, a Mint Aero, a Galaxy and a Caramel bar.
All the snacks have been claimed on Mr Cameron’s Commons’ allowance for his staff. Even though he is said to be worth £3.5million, he clawed back the cash for a chocolate bar costing a mere 40p.
The disclosure is a major embarrassment for Mr Cameron, who berated the Parliamentary Tory party for “letting the public down” over the expenses scandal.
Gordon Brown yesterday savaged Mr Cameron’s plan to raise the inheritance tax threshold to £1million, saying it was “dreamed up on the playing fields of Eton”.
He told the Commons that the Old Etonian Tory leader’s proposal would not affect ordinary people but would put more money in the pockets of millionaires. As Labour MPs cheered, he added: “Inheritance tax cuts to millionaires will cost us nearly £2billion that we should be spending on the public services.
“The issue for the country is, ‘Is it public services for the many or inheritance tax cuts for the few?’”
Ho Ho Ho “Green Fabian”. Have you read the data from the CRU? I would distance myself away from discredited “green” policies if I were you.
Anyhoo…….
Millionaire Gordon Brown.
Millionaire Tony Blair.
Millionaire John Prescott.
Millionaire Hilary Benn.
Millionaire David Miliband.
I clicked on your name & it tool me to a website depicting British people going about their business.
I am shocked & appalled that there are only white faces on your site Fabian.
Not a hint of the rich rainbow melting pot of multi cultural harmonious diversity & love & peace we have between the races, ethnicities & communities in modern Britain, or Economic Region 7 of the EU today.
What are you, some sort of National Socialist?
Millionaire Gordon Brown.
Millionaire Tony Blair.
Millionaire John Prescott.
Millionaire Hilary Benn.
Millionaire David Miliband..etc, etc
You missed some.
But these are the best the country has to offer.
Just like RBS – we need to pay the top rates of remuneration to get the best – and the talent within the modern Labour Party is as good as it gets.
We need them – thats why we pay them a market rate for their work, otherwise they would work in the private sector wouldn’t they?
HaHaHa
Oh, it is one of those fake sites! That are often taken down without warning when someone reports it.
Please do not reply to my posts.
I am desperate.
David Miliband avoided paying Inheritance Tax on his fathers multi million pound estate.
Got to keep a lovely house as well where no tax was paid.
The tax Miliband avoided could have gone to help the needy.
Gordon Brown and ‘moral integrity’ in the same sentence?
Hilarious.
Easily done. ‘Gordon Brown has absolutely no moral integrity’.
Why are Labour nerds so unbearably dull.
Imagine sex with green geek Fabian.
“Harriet, I read that if the male thinks about dull uninteresting things he can prolong the moment of climax. I will now attempt this experiment. Insert male reproductive organ thus, think of something mind numbingly tedious…Karl Marx ..Oh sorry ..I’ve just cum.”
That made me smile!
“Or why not think about Gordon Brown? Oh. Sorry. It’s gone all floppy.”
Geez – you must be really desperate if you think that these rather tedious little bits of snot gob you post are going to change anyone’s opinion on politics, life or indeed the universe.
I would venture to suggest that the majority of visitors to this site are thoroughly disillusioned with the ruling class of whatever political persuasion. Your dismal attempts at maintaining the status quo are (in no particular order):-
a) facile
b) lack comedic intent or indeed content
c) so utterly pedestrian and inane that one cannot come to any other conclusion that you really out to get out more…….. it’s a lovely sunny Friday and I’m sure that Nanny will offer to take you for a walk in the park shortly if you’re a good boy. I do hope you will do us all the favour of kindly accepting.
You gave Nick Gr!ff!n your core vote and he’s not handing it back !
Haha etc.
Very good, but you’re wasting your words.
GeeFab is like those people who get onto radio phone ins about MP’s expenses or dangerous dogs and instead do a long rant about the postman not closing the gate.
They are as boring as they are pointless Spank. But GeeFAb deserves some pity.
It can be very lonely not fitting in at university.
Its either this or World of Warcraft. And on WoW the ‘Socialist Elf’ probably keeps getting the shit kicked out of him by everyone else.
Socialist Elf – LOL!
yawn. cantankerous olf fart. TaT is a blousem all shotsm n short n gayl!
Gordon Brown may not be perfect, he may not have the slick charm of Cameron, but at least he has moral integrity…
Well, that’s not right, is it? Always believing that you are in the right is not moral integrity.
You see, I have a problem. Whenever someone tells me about Gordon Brown and his ‘moral compas’s or his ‘moral integrity’, I always think of how he advocated cheating fellow students by only pretending to bring drink to a student party, thus defrauding his friends.
That’s not moral.
Fabian Solutions can you set fire to yourself or something.
You are the most boring troll ever.
Believing that you are doing the right thing and actually doing the right thing are not the same. Broadmoor is full of people who believed that they were doing the right thing. One notable example being Peter Sutcliffe who claimed to be the ‘Tool of God’s Will’ while brutally murdering his victims. Himmler thought he was doing the right thing, as did Stalin, Osama Bin Laden and Pol Pot. Brown may believe in his delusional ‘Utopian’ ideals, but he is at best inept, and is busily devastating the Country for the rest of us.
The winners of the National Lottery “People’s Firing Squad” draw await with excitement for their rifles and the first batch of MPs to arrive.
Keith Vaz eh – now there’s a guy with a whiter than white past………
Better not say another thing.
Lets play Statutes. Like the Labour Party does. We can inflict over 3000 on the populace.
They will then break a law every day, and get fined. Labour Party members are totally above the law.
Keith Vaz to lead troupe of MPs on cocaine hunt!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/lawandorder/6718469/MPs-to-go-clubbing.html
Do you fink that kids should be caned?
“Sorry Miss”, he said sheepishly, “I think I have just shat myself”.
One of these kids is doing their own thing…
Indeed the onanist lui meme posting as me (jgm2). You know you’re getting under their skin when you’re targetted personally.
Job done.
Fuck off you economy wrecking, Kelly hounding, war mongering, incompetent, evil, Labour apologist bastards.
I sincerely hope I’m wrong and there is indeed an afterlife because the past 12 years of your fuckwittery and the ongoing consequences will be so much easier to bear knowing you will rot in hell for your sins.
New Labour = War Criminals
Shatter, shitter.
One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest
Labour MP’s practice for the last waltz.
If Gordon Brown found this site and read all the jokes, would he turn a blind eye?
Can he read? I heard he was a perfect candidate for some very basic Skills for Life courses. I assume he IS alive?
The Nu-Labour post-election dole queue orientation classes got off to a shaky start…
Taken from “The idiot’s guide to looking an idiot” – Photo No. 1
Andy Burnham shows just how in step with the public he is.
Andy Burnhams new dance troup, THE SEVEN INCHES
Oooh the fun of it all !
Much better to be sat in a nice cushy office telling other middle class folks what rebel I am than out in the cold taking on those B&P chappies.
Oooh Ben Bradshaw my hero !
Haha etc.
Andy Burnham practices the New Labour policy of a boot stamping on a human face forever.
Is Spain the other member of the jgm2?
Yes, but the Labour Party set the regulations & set up the game in 1997 & stole authority from the Bank of England & gave it to a bunch of Scottish fuckwits (FSA) as a reward for helping get Labour elected.
And “prudence” did not help – busy biting his fingernails & picking his nose for 12 years whilst his vicious attack dog McBride destroyed all opposition to Browns coronation – after he had usurped Blair.
All the time Brown should have been learning something about the real world, about finances, about markets – the only thing on his mind was becoming PM.
Not an elected PM, he knew that was never going to happen – he needed the political genius of Blair to get him into Number 10 – where he sits to this day on Blairs mandate – runing the economy & making a mockery of democracy & embarrassing the country on a daily basis..
It comes to something when Sarkopolean is laughing at a British PM.
You must be so proud Master Baiter.
Off Topic:
Brown’s ‘class’ war is a curious confection. It is not really a class war at all, rather it is an education war. If it really was a class war- that is centred on those with an aristocratic background or titles- then Brown would have to explain why it is all right for him to create some many peers (Mandelson, Ashton etc)!
The queues will be longer than that. Especially accounting for the wheelbarrows of Monopoly money.
You put your tax break in,
You take your tax break out…
O/T
Some bald ugly freak on Sky NOW arguing with Fraser Thompson that the Climate Change sceptics should have their balls cut off and stuffed in their mouth.
What an ugly c*unt!
Go crucify him Fraser!
Well, all my friends are boppin’ the blues
It must be going ’round
All them cats is boppin’ the blues
It must be going ’round
Put you right foot forward if your straight
Oooooooh Matron
I like cocks
I am the greatest mass de bater that ever lived
nom nom nom
Andy takes a stab at the Gay Gordon…
“Need a polish… can I put these chicks on expenses?”
Has Jilly Cooper taken Andy on a dance date?
Noooo,
I said “Turn ‘TOWARDS’ the cabinet minister for the photo opportunity”
Labour mp fails to score at local ‘grab a granny ‘ night.
Caption: Burn baby Burnham bends sinister.
In addition to the caption this week I would also like to make a short statement:
Everybody in the leftist fucking shit parties are evil Hunts and some of them are really posh. In other news: 45000 fucking Hunts are going to go to Copenhagen and work out how they can fuck up the third world in the same way they’ve fucked up the developed world with their lefty fucking bullshit. This will result in millions of deaths in the third world as their economies are strangled by similar fucking lefty bullshit. All the supra-national bodies (UN, EU, G20 etc) are completely fucking useless and are run by blinkered group-thinking, self-serving, corrupt fucking arseholes. On the cultural front: To be perfectly honest I’m totally fucking sick of ‘No-Alternative Comedy’, which is basically leftist poison being continuously poured down the throat of society. Now let’s turn to the substantive fucking issue: Is it really a good idea to filter as much of the nations wealth through central government bureaucracies as possible? No, it’s totally fucking idiotic, inefficient bloody nonsense. Is it really a good idea to make ‘thought crime’ a reality? No, it’s a total fucking nightmare. I don’t think you’re allowed to say that.
100% agree with every word.
My only criticism would be to say you don’t go far enough.
Thank you – I agree wholeheartedly.
Anydy Burnham agrees to lead the dancing at the Annual Eyeliner Convention.
AB- Fuck it I thought that slag Bercow’s vagina filled with spunk was a member here, I so wanted to check her out for Aids.
Does anybody know if she takes it up the pooper like my beloved Everton
Quite likely.
Next year’s strictly line up of unemployed Labour MP’s looks to be the most boring ever.
Burnham demonstrates Labour’s attitude to following the public’s will.
For afternoon fun, watch Bob Ward of the LSE go postal over ‘climategate’:
Fraser Nelson takes on Bob Ward, Sky News Dec 4th.
Fantastic! Nelson ripped the watermelon a new one! Ward was a caricature of shrill leftie accusation. Maybe he could be persuaded to debate the issues with Lord Monckton?
Come on now we have a dance to get right the one on the coffin of British steel making!!
Remember Labour voters will still vote for us.
Future prime minister Wannabes are taught how to do the Gordon Brown U-Turn manoeuvre
OK, now nail his other foot to the floor.
Andy Burntham:
“No! I’m doing the men’s steps – it’s the guy at the end of the line who’s gay!
Doin’ the hokey cokey. Droids from the BBC demonstrate how they were weaned onto their cocaine habit. As the line goes, “No buddy’s business but my own”.
Who the fuck is that gay twat?
Within weeks the minister should be able to simultaneously walk AND chew gum
‘Ooh ‘ello, does my knob look big in this?’
If this is a ‘Strictly’ audition, when do they bring me my partner?
Back to the caption competition
Right to left
Touchy
Creepy
Sleazy
Slutty
Cheesy
Hopeful
and
Cock.
out of step leader plots his next conquest at the local grab-a-granny night
Why is there a black and white cut-out of Andy Burnham in the hall?
On your marks…last one to the bar buys the drinks…on Andy’s expenses!
I’m afraid we’re out of step with the electorate again.
http://www.fxbites.blogspot.com/
Just walk away, Renee…
http://www.fxbites.blogspot.com/
Even at the local “Grab A Granny” Night, This Ugly Hunt Still Went Home Alone !
Couldn’t Pull in a Brothel
Burnham got so excited at all the totty, he strictly Came Dancing !
Maybe if I join strictly come dancing..Labour will get some votes?
boom and bust = brown and jordan
Andy: Gordon…Gordon…I got us some votes!
Gordon: Excellent! How?
Andy: Bruce revealed that they want to see my quick step on next weeks show!
You put your left wing in
Your left wing in
Haha, fucking Hunts. Did someone say shitter shatter. Fook me, I haven’t heard that in years. Why I might just wear a little cap and run around the house with a feather. Hahah
“What a c*nt.”
Okay, it’s not much of a caption, but it’s accurate! Incidentally, does anyone recall the toe-curlingly, cringe-inducingly, vomit-precipitatingly embarrassing (but hilarious) ‘collaboration’ between frustrated wannabe rockstar AB and the Beelzebub-fellating utter sellout that is Feargal Sharkey at the opening of some music place in Liverpool or somewhere? AB is an utterly s*it guitarist, and looks a complete end of the highest order, whilst Sharkey looks like he would rather be enduring root canal surgery than have this total tosser engage in some weird hero-worship thing whilst massacring his most famous tune. But then, Feargal, that’s what you gotta do if you sell your ‘independant’ priniciples out and start working for New Liebour, deary. Sad… Whoever thought that little ‘impromptu’ musical performance was a good idea?
The spinning sound you can hear in the background is John Peel rapidly rotating in his grave. Shame on you, Sharkey!!!!
If you haven’t seen this utter gem, it’s preserved for posterity on http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGYkvDbmM_g – but be warned, there just isn’t enough vomit in the world…
Enjoy! The Count
Champagne socialist out of step with the electorate again.
Inspector Knacker – Now Mrs Bercow, can you identify which of these in the line up you’ve slept with.
SB – erm, all of them I think…
Labour send an undercover spy to the conservative ladys coffee morning !
Do you like my smile? I never could keep in step when dancing by the way! And by the way I’ve farted
You put your lefty twat in
your lefty twat out
your lefty twat in
and you shake it all about