Jonah Goes to Hollywood, Spain
This is not up there with the town Jonah Brown spent his summer holidays in being subjected to a once-in-a-thousand-years flood consequently. He just muddled up the name of one of Hollywood and the world’s most recognisable actresses.
Is he deaf, forgetful or stupid as well as half-blind? He told the House of Commons at Prime Minister’s Questions: “I am very grateful that Renee Witherspoon is leading this campaign…She spoke movingly at the funeral of (film director) Anthony Minghella and I welcome her to the House today.” Of course this never happened, like Spain being a member of the G20, it is just another figment of the Prime Mentalist’s confused imagination…
He actually said “Renee Wetherston”. 14:37 – http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00pbqg2/Prime_Ministers_Questions_02_12_2009/
‘Is he deaf, forgetful or stupid as well as half-blind?’
All of the above! … and a useless hoon!
You have got to be either Will Straw, Charles Clarke or Cherie
All of the above?
or someone who thinks this is a hilariously thin excuse for a “story” ?
Don’t be stupid sock-puppet.
There must be a ludicrous conspiracy involving the Government and one of it’s Minsters or their pot-addled offspring behind that post
Have you learned nothing from the clinical levels of paranoia on this site?
Can we still take the piss out of the shite cartoons ?
Charles Straw perhaps ?
Harriet Harman’s flagship legislation to tackle inequality cleared the Commons tonight, amid protests that it promoted positive discrimination.
MPs gave the Equality Bill a third reading by 338 votes to eight, majority 330. It now goes to the Lords after being carried over from the last Parliamentary session.
The bill was savaged by Shadow business minister John Penrose who claimed the could mean employers discriminating in favour of minority applicants rather than handing out jobs purely on merit.
Political parties will be allowed to use positive action to boost the number of black and Asian candidates and permission to use all-women shortlists will be extended.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1232728/Flagship-inequality-clears-Commons-despite-claim-lead-positive-discrimination.html
It is going to be interesting to see how history writes on white flight, I doubt it will be kind to people like Harman who increased and encouraged through discrimination the phenomenon.
Nice to here that we are still thought of as Great Britain in the US
If mispronouncing a name was all he had fucked up you might have a point.
Reese Witherspoon must have suspected she’d walked into the set of Legally Blonde 4: The Pinko Parliament.
Call me Dave sounds like a twat whenever he speaks.
Is that worth a blog scoop?
As Mrs Janes knows, Brown has form at getting names wrong. If he cannot get the basic decency and respect of someone’s name right, there is surely something further to report. It is a story.
Leave it to me to blog inaccurately !
it’s not just a story it’s a huge story you won’t find on almost any other blog
because they are all too frightened to publish the truth and expose the powerful
how dare anyone say otherwise
Listen you Liebour hoons. Any little slip like this by a Conservative politician over the past 15 years had the likes of Campbell and McBride reaching for the phones to tip off their pet journos in the dead tree press or Beeb.
Of course, their assertions that the slip really was a story were always accompanied by the implied or overt threat that, if the journalist did not agree, they wouldn’t be given the next real “scoop”.
So, given that Guido bills his blog gossip and tittle tattle, why don’t you just feck off if you don’t like a bit of your own medicine.
Labour have had free reign of this dirty tactic for more than 13 years so put a sock in it pinkos and get used to taking nice big doses of your own medicine.
Would that be the Damian McBride who’s currently dragging down the previously good name of Finchley Catholic High School?
Calm down dear, its only politics.
What a scoop!
Thick as the Brown stuff.
FUCK OFF CRIPPLE
I’ve never seen that happen before
At least he didn’t think it was René Artois from Allo! Allo!
Apparrently he did: Listen very carefully, I shall say zis only once!
Brown sure plays a mean pinball.
♫He’s got such a supple wrist.♫
I’ve never seen a bigger dick.
He meant Wetherspoons. Just as well he didn’t suggest that she was a Slug and Lettuce.
If he was a dog, he’d be sympathetically ‘put down’.
He just muddled up the name of one of Hollywood and the world’s most recognisable actresses.
Who is she? ever heard of her before
nobody cares
Why is Gordon Advertising Avon in Parliament?
Or is that orange splodge he sometimes wears an Avon product?
A photo of Gordon on his way to PMQs yesterday. He is definitely wearing make up.
http://www.daylife.com/photo/0ePO7bCfMAfuf?q=gordon+brown
Avon 4 Man:
is it just me or is Brown starting to look eerily like deceased General Secretary Brezhnev?
Who says I’m deceased?
50p to anyone reading this blog which knows which one is in the picture in the USA today story.
No using google images or your housemate’s mrs.
Reese Witherspoon
I’ve seen Walk The Line before anyone makes a gay or legally blonde jibe.
Came to prominence in Freeway back in the 90′s as an underage prostitute fighting off Keifer Sutherlands porn addicted nut job.
Very good in the part, knew then she’d go a long way.
Of “Walk The Line” fame.
Much more seriously, due to an admin error Gordon was two years late in writing to a father whose son was killed in Afghanistan fighting in Gordon’s war.
So did Gordon apoilogise? Like fuck he did.
The Low life actually got one of his civil servants to type out a sorry note and he put that in the envelope with his own letter, a letter that did not say sorry once.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8389560.stm
The Brownian apologists of BBC Breakfast didn’t have a clue how to handle that man this morning.
The bloke almost broke down with grief and anger while being interviewed.
That was a very public showing of what this crappy government can do to people.
There was a cover-up regarding how long it took the medical team to arrive and it was only as a result of persistent FOI requests did he found that the MOD had changed the written log. Only when he found that there was an unedited, uncensored, version of the radio log between ground controllers and the helicopter pilots did the truth start to leak out.
I’ve got great admiration for those that are preapred to bear arms to defend me and my way of life. However, I have absolutely no respect for those that made the decision to go to war. Until the sons and daughters of our bastardised leaders start being sent to battle, they can all fuck off.
RIP all those that have died fighting this piss-poor excuse of a war.
I’ve given it to The Sun
fingers crossed they’ll f*ck it up again, eh chaps ?
Yes, you seem to have given it to quite a few people…..
These letters didn’t reach relatives at the time of their sons’ deaths because Brown only started writing them as a PR exercise in one go couple of months ago… hence the sloppy spelling, writing and mistakes.
The cynicism is awesome.
Wot a loonie!!!!!!!!!!
Yes I Heard That Too !
Hook me up to the juice again doctor please
yours thankfully
Gordon Brown PM
He’s obviously been spending too much time at a Wetherspoons.
Renee Witherspoon, Jane Goodey, Jamie Jones. Can’t El Gordo get anything right?
Any news on Kilfoyle & Daughter and that “independent” survey?
Who paid for it?
Etc.
We did of course.
Ouch, I’ve been bitten by a lizard.
Dodgy Dave…. Now I know what the name represents. Dodgy mind!
I met David Iske at a Green Party conference. I was fascinated by his eyes. Which reminded me of the eyes of a friend of mine who was certified as being mentally ill. That was before Icke went a bit funny…
It’s called fear.
Ed Balls has the same sort of wild-eyed loony stare. Come to think of it, so did Blair. It all fits.
all the graphs used in this presentation are from Prof. I. Plimer’s book: Heaven and Earth…unfortunately its given by David Ikie..
What a grade A knob.
Looks like the next election will be lost on the playing fields of Fife.
Twat.
Stupid is as stupid does
I don’t know – there’s stupid and then there’s f*cking incredibly stupid.
So what ??
Pitiful. Don’t give up the day job, mate. Oh I just realised that is your day job. I hope the Labour party is paying your wages rather than the taxpayer.
If it is, my coxxa kipper!
A piece in the FT today reports that mobile phones are getting thrown around in the bunker again.
Can’t someone just leave a glass of whisky and a loaded revolver on his desk?
He’d probably end up shooting the Downing Street cat by mistake.
Have they got a new cat then? Tony’s missus got rid of the last one.
It’s because Bruin is a think skinned twat who can’t take criticism
then he’ll explode with rage after this shocking expose and scoop by Guido
She poisoned it didn’t she?
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Velly good meow meow, but no got, come Friday.
SHOCK HORROR!
Manufacturing falls by more than 60% under New Liebour:
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/f32a3392-df7a-11de-98ca-00144feab49a.html?nclick_check=1
‘Reduced from >20 % of economic contribution to 12.4%’
FFS – some days I feel like I make up most of that 12.4% (hope I’m wrong!)
We manufacture a lot of forms to fill in!
More from the Comedy Gold document that is the Labour 1997 Manifesto…
http://www.bbc.co.uk/election97/background/parties/manlab/8labmanhertrans.html
3 We will provide stable economic growth with low inflation, and promote dynamic and competitive business and industry at home and abroad
Incompetent jackasses.
Errr… not exactly. Decline in share of GDP says very little about output. the recent bust will have made a BIG dent in capital goods industries.
Manufacturing has an ever declining employment level, in part due to reclassification (the tea lady is probably now employed by a service company, whereas before she was a in ‘manufacturing’ job) a
Sorry hit return too soon…
and in part due to increasing efficiency.
We are still roughly the 5th or 6th largest manufacturer by output, roughly pro-rata to our overall economy. (current exchange rate volatility makes a fair comparison hard at present)
Is manufacturing relatively less important yes, did it ‘decline’ in output terms, no not really. Does it employ less people for metal-bashing. Oh yes.
Interesting theory Memory Man. Flies in the face of coventional wisdom.
Can you point to any sources which would verify it?
What tea lady? Do you think the entire mfg sector is a carry on film stuck in the seventies? You dozy arse. Manufacturing has been royally fucked over by this government. They have finished the work which was started by Mrs. T. At least she was ideologically motivated; this lot are just twats.
Who posts a 2 hr :24 min clip – I can get p*ssed and fall asleep quicker than that!
If you’re lucky.
it gets posted all the time here
Yes – but I don’t usually click on them
Some idiotic Nuliebor clown who has not quite grasped the internet yet!
it gets posted here all the time shit for brains
can’t you read fucktard?
Vote NO to NWO gov’t = vote NO to LibLabCon = vote YES for independence. If you don’t, you’ll lose your freedom forever. The future is regionalisation, not Globalisation. UN and Central Banks must be destroyed. THIS IS V. IMPORTANT!! We’re entering the greatest depression of all time, so WAKE UP folks…
Been biten by a lizard?
Geckos, monitor lizards, bearded dragons, et al., seem to do very well without the need for money and starbucks.
BROWN REVIVES U.K. CLASS WAR IN JIBE AT ETON, CAMERON
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601102&sid=aTPjMi8ecVsM
Gordon Brown marked a return to class-related attacks on the U.K. Conservatives with a series of jibes about leader David Cameron’s privileged background, styling the opposition as focused on helping the rich.
The prime minister used his weekly questions session in Parliament to criticize opposition plans to raise the threshold of inheritance tax, something that helps wealthier people more. He linked the policy to the background of leading Conservatives, who would personally benefit from the policy.
The ruling Labour Party has gained support in opinion polls since Brown and other ministers stepped up attacks on bankers and planned a series of tax increases on the rich. In April, the top rate of income tax will rise 10 points to 50 percent for those who earn more than 150,000 pounds ($250,000) a year.
Tax on the Rich
Chancellor of the Exchequer Alistair Darling may raise that rate to 60 percent to those with annual incomes above 500,000 pounds, Ernst & Young LLP says. The measure would raise 2 billion pounds for the Treasury, which releases its pre-budget report on Dec. 9.
“Income tax is an area where the chancellor will be looking for ways to raise revenue,” Chris Sanger, head of tax policy for the accounting firm, wrote in a note today.
Class War
In 2008, Labour tried to use the class issue in a special election for a Parliament seat in Crewe, northwest England. The party dressed activists in the Eton’s uniform of top hats and tailcoats and described the Conservative candidate as a “toff.” Labour lost.
Labour lawmaker Chris Ruane also raised Cameron’s schooling during today’s session. “The economy will be a right old Eton Mess” if the Conservatives win, he told Parliament, referring to the school’s strawberry, meringue and cream dessert, served since the 19th century.
“This looks like the start of a new Labour strategy, but it may backfire,” said Ivor Gaber, professor of political reporting at City University in London. “There is no evidence that this approach to old-fashioned class politics will resonate in 2009-10.”………………………..
Tax and waste…it’s wot we do best in Labour.
My missus just got a notification from work about the exciting tax arrangements after April 2010 for folk earning between 100K and 113K. It seems they will lose their tax-free allowance at the rate of one quid for every two quid they earn over 100K.
Apparently this works out at a marginal rate of tax of 60% between 100K and 113K.
60% tax.
Oh for fucks sake.
And do you know the worst part of it? It would be bad enough if that 60% tax would actually balance the budget. There would be some justification for balancing the budget. But it won’t. Apparantly raising the 40% band to 50% on those earning over 113K will only rasie a couple of billion quid. So if a 10% tax rise gets ‘em 2 billion quid then taxing everything over 113K at 100% can’t raise more than 12bn quid.
But we have a structural deficit of 70 or 80bn quid. Minimum.
It is pure headline-grabbing spite.
That is what is so galling. It is not an effort to balance the budget. It’s just something to trap the Tories with if they dare complain. Blah blah… rich friends…blah blah…. Eton toffs.
Evil, nasty fuckers.
Mate if you got the money, do a runner!
Lets face facts, their is nothing worth sticking around for in the UK anymore, something Labour and the lefties do not understand, what is the point of high taxes if the country is a shithole and not worth living in?
Especially when you can take your pick of any other country in the world with more attractive conditions, also in the recession when countries are begging for investment and hardworkers, you have the pick of the crop.
Sooner or later if things carry on the way they have been doing for 13 years all that will be left is beeboids, labour and swarmes of economic immigrants who have come with nothing and never intend to invest into the country, bleeding the country dry.
Now that would be fun to watch from afar, when like ferretts in a sack they all turn on each other, although i think the winner is obvious, millions of bloodsuckers against a few thousand wanna be elites…..
jgm2:
It is worse than that – the marginal tax rate on annual incomes between £100k and £113k will be 61.5% (you forgot the “national insurance” tax bit!).
Oh – and you are absolutely correct, it is pure headline grabbing spite. It will achieve nothing by way of undoing the destruction wreaked upon the economy by 13 years of “Bust and more Bust” McDoom and his thieving band of Socialist Scumbags.
If Labour do try to tax the rich till the pips squeak then they’ll all decamp to Switzerland or somewhere with a lower tax rate.
BBC actually reporting on soldiers family getting another of Brown’s condolence letter,TWO years after their son died.
He died 17th Nov 2007 and the letter was received on 17th November – although the letter had no date on it.
It did also contain a typed apology from Brown’s secretary,apologising for the lateness of the letter.
Quote from the bereaved father;
Mr Sadler added: “It goes to show what this present administration thinks of our soldiers.”
I wonder if Brown will be phoning Mr Sadler to have another of his infamous chats or is he too busy learning pathetic “put-downs” to use on Cameron and Clegg.
Evil,grotty,disgusting Brown – the perversion of all that is ghastly.
Be fair , the post is pretty slow
So is Gordon’s brain.
But Brown’s journey to the scaffold will be smooth and,shall we say,without any hang-ups?
Labour Press Release;
Due to an administrative error the economy is still in recession despite our best efforts of printing money to promote growth. We have subsequently made it illegal for the Tories to have a national debt
No wonder Obama gave Brown those DVDs. He obviously knew that the Prime Mentalist needed to brush up his film knowledge.
Iain Dale is a total twat. According to the so-called “Conservative blogger” yesterday was “Brown’s best PMQ performance.”
No ,yesterday was Dale’s worst blog performance to date. Gordon lied at PMQs. He defended economic policies that have led to thousands of people losing their jobs and thousands of others losing their homes. Once again he failed to address our giant and growing nation debt that leaves us on the edge of national financial collapse. Those who praise Brown will be held to account if he is still in Downing Street next June.
Quite agree I definitely think it was one of Dave The Cast-Iron Guarantor’s worse PMQs rather than a good effort from the Prime Mentalist.
So wrong Mrs. Dale!
C’mon PMQs isn’t about answering questions – never has been – never will be .It’s theatre pure and simple and credit where credit due to Brown – admittedly “Dave” was below par yesterday but Brown scored a few palpable hits on “CastIronDave” at PMQs and his put down of “Cleggie” was also pretty good
The 2010 election could still be lost on the playing-fields of Eton by Dave & chums even yet – all together now chaps………………
“Jolly boating weather,
And a hay harvest breeze,
Blade on the feather,
Shade off the trees,
Swing swing together,
With your bodies between your knees,
Swing swing together,
With your bodies between your knees………………………………..etc etc”
Fuck off -’theatre’ these tossers are supposed to form the government of the country,it’s not the X factor. This utter bollocks should not be allowed. We are in recession and fighting a war,so perhaps the political classes could move away from headlines,soundbites and point scoring for a short while and get on with resolving the real issues.
Oh I forgot,the don’t have a clue how to, do they? How remiss of me. I should have realised after 12 years.
IT’S A CONSPIRACY!
Dale was obviously paid to say those things by Mandelson and the NWO
Good to see the Hoon getting the credit he deserves for biblical flooding. Friends tell me him and the missus had seperate rooms too…
Blair, Iraq and climate comrades
http://www.newstatesman.com/uk-politics/2009/12/blair-iraq-climate-committee
………..Ask a simple question
A couple of things about the Chilcot inquiry into the Iraq invasion keep nagging at me. First, the committee, wanting to hear from “those mostaffected by the conflict”, has held meetings in London, Manchester, Edinburgh, Bristol and Belfast with relatives of British soldiers killed or missing. The overwhelming majority of those “affected”, however, live in Iraq, or used to until the invasion and its consequences sent them into exile. Will the committee be visiting the Middle East? If not, why not?
Second, I have not yet heard the committee ask one simple question: If Tony Blair and others were convinced Saddam possessed weapons of mass destruction, how did they weigh the risks of provoking immediate use against the benefits of invasion? And what measures were taken to protect against those risks? Unless London and Washington made some such assessment, it is hard to accept they seriously believed in the threat.
Blair on trial
Meanwhile, in the view I expressed on the inquiry last week, I find an unexpectedly militant ally in General Sir Michael Rose. The inquiry has no point, he writes in the Daily Mail, unless it apportions blame and becomes “the first step in a judicial process” which could lead to Blair’sindictment for war crimes.
Rose quotes the example of Admiral John Byng who, after losing Minorca to the French, was court-martialled and shot. The precedent seems a good one, since Byng was cleared of cowardice (just as Blair might be cleared of lying), but found guilty of not “doing his utmost”. This seems the right charge against Blair for not checking the accuracy of the intelligence.
Unfortunately, capital punishment (like torture) is no longer on the UK statute book. Perhaps extraordinary rendition could be arranged and Blair transferred to, say, Uzbekistan, where the sentence could be carried out without fuss………….
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http://helpingthepolicewiththeirenquiries.blogspot.com/
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Many in the country wish that Blair could be terminated (slowly) with extreme prejudice, and the video thereof posted on Youtube and Rapidshare…
The Jonah Brown pins his hopes for his political survival on the Copehagen summit, he told world leaders that they should be “prepared to put their reputations on the line to ensure a successful summit”
Ooooh really Mr Brown? The summit is crumbling before his eyes and those world leaders who took the Jonahs advice are now suffering the curse, of course the Jonah will step back after casting his evil spell and claim that he was in fact opposed to the Copenhagen festival of lies from the start.
Typical Brown isnt it? Pins his colours to a cause just as that cause sinks into oblivion!
Trevor the farmer was in the fertilised egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called ‘pullets’, and ten roosters, whose job was to fertilise the pullets’ eggs.
Trevor kept records and any rooster that didn’t perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so Trevor could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.
The farmer’s favourite rooster was Gordon, and a very fine specimen he was too, but on this particular morning Trevor noticed Gordon’s bell hadn’t rung at all! Trevor went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover, but to farmer Trevor’s amazement, Gordon had his bell in his beak so it couldn’t ring. He’d sneak up on a pullet, do his job and strut on to the next one.
Trevor was so proud of Gordon he entered him in the London Exhibition and Gordon became an overnight sensation among the judges. The Result? The judges not only awarded Gordon the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.
Clearly Gordon was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them before they knew what was happening. Do you know a Pulletician called Gordon?
More chocolate anyone ?????
Made my day. Ta awfully!
O/T Dave “Cast Iron Balls” Cameron seems cool as the proverbial over toff jibes. Not breaking sweat as voters may actually like an educated PM….
Keep your powder dry boys, don’t lose your nerve. Wait ’til McMental calls for the next General Election then fire at will. Show no mercy.
and certainly one who can string a sentence together is admirable.
CLIMATE CHANGE POLICY IN A DEMOCRACY
http://www.adamsmith.org/blog/environment/climate-change-policy-in-a-democracy-200912034533/
Recent opinion polls in the UK and elsewhere show that governments have failed to convince the public about the received wisdom on climate change.
The Science Museum has been running a campaign called PROVE IT!, in which they asked people to sign up to the statement ‘I’ve seen the evidence. And I want the government to prove they’re serious about climate change by negotiating a strong, effective, fair deal at Copenhagen’.
Visitors were overwhelmingly in favour: 3,408 counted themselves in, while 626 disagreed.
BUT ON THE WEBSITE, AFTER ALLOWING FOR INITIAL MULTIPLE VOTING (LARGELY FROM THE ‘YES’ CAMP), 2,650 WERE COUNTED IN AND 7,612 COUNTED OUT. HARDLY A RESOUNDING MESSAGE TO SEND TO THE NEGOTIATING TEAM.
It seems that the public just refuses to get the correct message, and it’s likely that ‘climategate’ and the recent scary TV ads have reinforced scepticism. The problem is that, short of voting UKIP, the electorate has no way of influencing policy at the next election: both Labour and the Conservatives are officially fully signed up to the climate change agenda.
But this may not always been the case.
It’s fascinating to see that, in Australia, the opposition Liberal party replaced their leader, Malcolm Turnbull, by Tony Abbott, on the basis that he would not support the goverment’s Energy Trading Scheme bill (which has now been duly rejected for the second time by the Senate). If, as expected, Kevin Rudd now calls a snap election, it will be equally fascinating to see what the Australian electorate thinks. It must surely only be a matter of time before a major political party in an EU Member State backs away from a hardline policy on emissions: despite appearances, most parties contain significant numbers of doubters. Then we can see whether there is truly a democratic mandate for radical carbon dioxide emissions reduction policies.
It’s not just Brown failing and falling in rigged polls – his “special friend” Oma….Osa…sorry, Obama has lost his lustre…or rather, his lies and utter uselessness without a teleprompter have been rumbled:
Glenn Beck is apparently, one of ‘theirs’ too…he’s meant to make people who question everything look like tin-foil hat conspiracy nuts.
Or did I make myself look like a said ‘nut’. Whatever.
You’re not the same troll assigned to me on a certain forum are you lol?
The ‘persistent jet contrails’ are obviously working!
ps I don’t feed trolls so case closed.
well done
you proved his point
You do realise Bush was the most retarded President of modern times don’t you?
Lucky for Bush there’s now someone like Palin to make him look smart.
Well yes and we all know Gordon ‘I SAVED THE WORLD Brown makes Palin look smarter.
so that’s why Cameron is always shit at PMQ’s and is only 10 points ahead despite the worst recession in decades.
Brown might be an incompetent f*cker but Cameron’s little better and Palin and Bush would get less votes in the UK than bong-eyed Griffin the fascist.
Brown is disgusting by attacking Cameron because of his “class”
Does Brown not realise that this ripples down into the school playground, creating divisions where unity is needed?
Class discrimination to be outlawed
http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2009/jan/13/class-discrimination-social-mobility
And yes the Conservative Party has done yet another U-Turn,this time on building more prison places.
Would you vote Conservative?
I know I wouldn’t,and that is a cast iron guarantee
BREAKING NEWS ………….
Channel 4 says Tories have abandoned plan to build 5,000 extra prisons places
Well dickhead,possibly that’s because someone else has spent the money? Perhaps on climate change initiatives? Or aid to China and India?
I don’t want another spend spend spend government thank you. If a U turn is required to correct that, I commend it.
What planet are you on?
BREAKING NEWS ………….
Channel 4 says Tories have abandoned plan to build 5,000 extra prisons places
Not surprised after all Labour and Gordon have blown all the money
its called scorched earth and being an evil little twat
Just Walk Away Renée
I Can’t Help Myself.
Bank of America to repay all government borrowings from the TARP fund in one go to free itself from salary and bonus restrictions
A nice fat cheque for $65 billion
RBS want another fat handout from the Taxpayer AND the Government to leve their greedy un-earned Bonuses alone
cun’ts
Oh come on 73, RBS made loads of wonderful, hard-working investment decisions that deserve reward.
Such as:
1. becoming the largest lender to Dubai World (rock solid property investment activities ‘R’Us…).
2. …
Oh…
That twat Preston on the radio just now;
“Wellllllll, the situatioioionnnn issss quite inteeeerrestingggg” and on and on – total wanker with no skills other than having a father ho helped him get a job.
Try talking properly without this long drawn ouououtttttt bollocks – I have toher things to do in that time.
“That twat Preston on the radio just now;……..”
Would that be Robert Preston the old Hollywood Actor -He made some good films in his day. I watched them all at the Kirkcaldy flea pit as a lad you know AND I read Film Fun every week !!! So I know all about the stars that James McEwan was excellent in “Atonement” with Kate Knightley
What a Carry On, they were the days……..don’t you know !!
It is a shame Maradona has divorced Guy Rich Tea
That Keira Winslett’s good an’all – me and missus cried all through Pride n’ Prejoodis
I always thought it was Robert Piston who invented the piston engine, later incorporated in social policy by Gordon Brown when he piston the population of the UK???
UK under NuLabour = piston, broke (except for the chosen few, eh Tone?)
What is actually wrong with that man? I can’t work it out, and it’s driving me up the wall. Was he born deaf to talk like that? Or does he think very very very vey very slowly? Is he an aspie? Or does he do it on purpose to make you listen to him so he can feel important? Is he part of the BBC’s diversity quota?
Someone? Anyone? I’m ready to throw my radio at the wall.
The actress mix up is clearly because Brown is a closet gay, and actresses just aren’t on his radar
As a gayer myself, my straight male freinds often look in disbeleif when I haven’t a clue about who they are on about, when they mention certain “hot” actresses
Oh come on. What about Dorothy? And Madonna? And Cher?
Osborne and Cameron were complaining about closet gays only the other day as they were re-enacting wee willie hagues “wrestling” moves he used to do on Seb Coe
the “Bullingdon Blinder” move is particularly eyewatering as it involves a harness and an oversized carrot
Can you smell carrots?
nah just a load of bullshit from above
His eyesight is poor and he has never heard of Reese Witherspoon, so he misread her name. A wiser man would have asked somebody to read the name to him.
Groddon Brewen just announced gifts of cash to Pakistan as a bribe to fight terrorism – I hope that the money will be given AFTER some concrete results are shown.
I doubt it – he gives away other people’s money far too easily!
D’ya think?
Hook me up to the good stuff again doctor.
yours sincerely
Gordon Brown PM
I can hook you up with some top class nose candy old chap.
yours sincerely
Davis Cameron PR
Anyone hear Pravda this morning? The Today papers round up at 7.40 – three minutes Cameron bashing; quite startling, even for the BBC. It seems Dave is on the ropes, the world’s press out for his filthy Etonian guts. They had to go quite far into the Daily Mail before they found something anti-Dave, but they managed it.
Now, I think he’s a soggy soft left social democrat twat, but then I’m not charged with a legal duty of impartiality….
In other news, the world’s media is forced to crawl on bended knee to the might of the blogosphere who refused to let Climategate die – which brigs on the question, what would we do if there was no internet? Which bring forth another question, what happened when there *was* no internet?
I think we can safely assume that anything we’re told about the world pre-WWW is a lie.
all your bases belong to us now.
I had “all your bases” on a t shirt before it was stupid
No body invited me to Anthony Mandela’s funeral !
It was held on Obama Beach. Alky Ada was there, drinking too much as always, and filling up her pint glass at Grease Wetherspoons.
I sometimes think there might be a few No.10 civil servants deliberately sabotaging every piece of paper put in front of Brown. Wrong names, wrong dates, wrong facts, all on a daily basis! No wonder mobile phones go flying.
Can one man be that stupid?
Yes…..
Yes, when he is the apex of a giant pyramid of fear.
Fear is strongly motivational for nu layber. Those with above-average greed know this too well, but anyone with an axe to grind, or a chip on their shoulder knows it also. So scientists play the climate change card, bankers play the collapse card, ACPO play the terrorist card, BBC plays the Murdoch card, feminists play the white male card, unions play the Ashcroft card, sink estate politicians play the riot card. About the only group not getting a good whack is the farmers, who are trying to play the badger card, but are not succeeding as they badly cooked their goose playing the foot and mouth card. Usually the outcome is government spending being thrown their way, but if the minister involved is particularly useless the outcome is some petty legislation. Five Bellies Smith is memorable, in one particular lather of fear she made the possession of certain cartoons imprisonable for up to 3 years, but in a way which has not yet been legally deciphered by any rational person.
But what goes around, comes around. Fear is contagious. Spreading downwards, there is only so much of it to go round, and becomes tenuous enough that thinking people can see the puppets’ strings. But spreading upwards, the fear concentrates, especially when the pyramid conducts group-think (in both senses of the word) and no one considers themselves licensed to think for themselves. The individual at the top is then the equivalent of the biblical e/scapegoat, the final target and repository of a society’s fear. Using a technological analogy, one might say the social organization acts as a fear amplifier. (The load can drive the system backwards via back-emf, etc).
Whether the individual at the top of the pyramid responds more like a goat (horned, or just horny), or more like a bear, or viper, or domesticated rabbit that is cowering under a shrub at the end of the garden, is embarrassing theatre, but merely contingent. Drugs of course are essential, as are make-up and media make-believe.
Basic errors when it comes to facts??? Well it is probably the least serious of the charges we can throw at this Government and our Great Leader.
Keep Calm and Carry On.
Think Gordon has a point about the playing fields of Eton. Absolutely no idea what that point is, but let him have his own bitter and twisted class war. It worked in Crewe. Oh wait…………….
Who cares?
Important thing is he shafted your love object at PMQs. Polls are looking bad for your greedy grasping cronies. I predict a hung parliament followed by a Lab/Lib Dem coalition quickly introducing PR and consigning your eton toffs to a generation in the wilderness.
Have you considered seeing a doctor? You are obviously suffering from some sort of mental illness….
Keep Calm and Carry On
Don’t be so unkind. Have you no human sympathy? Poor chap, somebody give him another Tennents Super. There you go tajblue, its free on the NHS now from your caring New Labour government. There’s plenty more where that came from after the next election. When do you want the taxi?
We appear to have the leftovers from the Daily Mailgoloids retard room
Nurse! that schizo has shit all over himself again
I see,so anyone who doesn’t love Gordon is a right wing nutter? So using that premise we are supposed to take notice of your ramblings? I think I have a very good idea who the real nutter is.
As a slight aside,what is the probability that every Old Etonian posts on this blog?
Not very high is it? More bollocks from you.
And the famous predicting the future ploy. I say Cameron will win every seat with a huge majority. Enjoy the wilderness deluded fuckwit.
Dear tajblue,
PR wouldn’t be all bad, labour would never rule again. Ukip and Bandp in parliament also.
A labour minority government would have the IMF in like a shot, and that’s probably what’s needed. It would destroy the labour party forever. Bring it on!
If you came from where El Gordo comes from try saying Renee Zellweger, or could it be TI, MB, or some other numb nut speech writers have got it in for Gor could be anything, in any case the Yanks have problems pronouncing foreign words like English.
As well as a sight defect he has a problem with names. Remember his insistence on misspelling the soldiers name in his letter of condolence to the soldier’s mother!
Would you buy lorry full of gold from this guy? Err, actually yes.
Oh dear is this another business about to hit the rocks
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/8392134.stm
Good news for monogamous taxpayers if Goredo actually keeps his promise to crack down on multi-wife harems. Most harems ‘belong’ to beardy followers of the profiteering Prophet, who had to make do with only 40 wives. The government guesstimates there are 1000 harems in the UK which probably means there are at least ten times that, most of them paid for by tax-paying non-bigamists.
Worrying though how this crackdown well affect the domestic arrangements of renowned polygameisters like Alexandra Thynne and Felix Dennis. Will we soon be invited to bid for surplus ‘wifelets’ down at the local cattle market?
Harman has just said that Brown was right – Spain is in the G20+!
Pantotime
Oh no it isn’t.
That the man is clearly a no-nothing embarrassment we’ve known for a long time. But these things are now getting splattered across the likes of USA Today FFS. Until the next election he needs distracting so that he can no longer open his gob on the world stage and make a bloody show of us. An iPod or jigsaw perhaps?
What the fuck?
Yes but she COULD have.The Same as Spain COULD be in the G20 if it was the G21.
who the fuck are Reese or Renee, and what relevance do they have about anything? ::sheeesh:: pointless article or what?
Fuck a duck, the whole world is laughing at the blind, deaf, stuttering, unelected cockmuncher who is leading us to economic doom.
Why the Gurning Gulper has such a down on Eton when he insists on wearing an OE tie I cannot begin to imagine. Dr Freud would have a field day analysing this fuckwitted tool.