December 3rd, 2009

+++ Ed Balls Went to Eton for a Term +++


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    Gordon Brown says:

    Did he deliver the milk???


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    Gordon Brown says:

    It was the right thing to do

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    David Cameron says:

    Really, I don’t remember him.

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    Jimmy says:

    It’s worse than that, he was in the tories at Cambridge.

    It shows people can change for the better.

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    Was he asked to leave?

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    Anna says:

    Was he expelled?

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    Sir William Waad says:

    Another cuttlefish for that parrot!

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    Balls on the playing fields of Eton says:

    Only a term, Was he expelled?

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    Sukyspook says:

    Ed Balls attended Eton…….to clean the windows every week and was talent spotted for his ability not give a s*”t how clean or clear they were.

    “So what” he would say when confronted by a small boy who knew that the windows were really REALLY dirty but no one else would comment – too posh to lower themselves to ever see the truth.

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    Merde Ox says:

    Yvette Cooper went to Roedean for two terms and to Cheltenham College for a whole year.

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    Dave "Cast Iron Guarantee" Cameron says:

    Yes it’s true

    Schools Secretary Ed Balls went to Eton.

    He was only five years old. It was only for a term.

    But go he did.

    Balls Senior was on a job-swap scheme with an Eton “beak” who replaced him for a term at his own academic post in Norwich. So the Balls family, young Ed too, decamped for three months to a school master’s house in Eton, dad donned the bow tie each morning and taught the boys. Not his happiest posting, Ed Junior recalls.

    I am hopeful he will also join our “job swap scheme” and Labour can have Michael Gove in part exchange.


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    resurgemus says:

    pay tax at home Tone !

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    Sir William Waad says:

    Pay the back tax Zac!
    Pay the back tax Zac!
    Pay the back tax Zac!
    Pay the back tax Zac!

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    Sukyspook says:

    Weren’t you his fag David??

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    resurgemus says:

    more likely couldn’t hack it

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    Sir William Waad says:

    Balls at Eton? What as – kitchen boy? Hat brusher? Official catamite?

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    Miss Turd Hat says:


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    The Old ones are best says:


    Grammar-hating Ed Balls has a little Eton secret

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    Peter Grimes says:

    The bloated, lisping c.unt Bollox wouldn’t have lasted longer than one term!

    Explains where he got his predeliction for washboard-chested androgynes though!!

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    Dave "Cast Iron Guarantee" Cameron says:

    A scouse women goes to the council to register for child benefit.

    “How many children?” asks the council worker.

    “10” replies the woman.

    “10?” says the council worker. “What are their names?”

    “Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne” she answers.

    “What? They’ve all got the same name?” says the council worker, “Doesn’t that get confusing?”

    “Don’t be soft,” says the scouse woman, “It’s great – if they’re out playing in the street I just have to yell ‘WAAAAAYNE, YER DINNERS READY’ or ‘WAAAAAAYNE GO TO BED NOW YER SOFT LAD!’ and they all do it.”

    “But what if you want to speak to one individually?” asks the perturbed council worker.

    “That’s easy,” says the Scouse woman “I just use their surnames.”

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    Zac Goldsmith says:

    No it’s time to move on, ordinary people, out of the way!

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    resurgemus says:

    are Labour taxing backs now ?

    wouldn’t surprise me, they have an in-built aversion to people with backbones.

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    Stepney says:

    Into every life a moment comes when the sun peeks out from behind a cloud and all is right with the world. This is such a moment.

    The he went to another public school didn’t he? And Darling. Charles Clarke, Alan Johnson, Patricia Hewitt – grammar schools; those bad, vile organisations which are so divisive offering kids from poor backgrounds a start in life.

    Spike the guns Mr Fawkes. Spike ‘em good.

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    Anonymous says:

    Miss Turd Hat,
    Respect where it’s due Man.

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    Anonymous says:

    Tone’s not seeking election, dimwit.

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    Sukyspook says:

    Was the woman’s name Ulrika by any chance??

    A beautiful woman but raises questions in my mind as to why you would need so many children with different surnames….

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    Jethro says:

    19 … in the ‘Against-the-Wall-Game’?

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    He was “Head Boy” – on account of his fantastic technique (ask Gordon).

    He was also “Bottom of the Class” – (ask Mandelson)

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    Irene says:

    Blimey – he managed the entrance exam then!

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    jgm2 says:

    Zac Goldsmith is trying to get elected.

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    Full list of known private school Labour MPs

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    Anonymous says:

    He didn’t though, did he. His father worked there, and Ed went to a local primary school

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    Irene says:

    So he managed the entrance exam then!

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    jgm2 says:

    Sam Cameron may have apointed head and a face like a horse but with a bit of slap and some perfume she could pass off as female.

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    Seymour Cox says:

    Eton’s not what it was….

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    Dimwit says:

    Harry Windsor

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    What the blinkity mother-fuckerdedy fuck is going on with your numbering system Fawkes? The sequence here is as comprehensible as one of Prof Jones’ tree ring proxy models.

    Hey, is there any truth in the rumour that we’re going to war with Spain over their Okey Cokey G20 status?

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    byebyegordon says:

    He left Eton ‘cos he couldn’t do his sums. That’s why he joined labour. They couldn’t either.

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    Dimwit says:

    Tat got punked!

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    Anon.. says:

    I hope you just made that up?

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    Dimwit says:

    Harry Windsor.

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    jgm3 says:

    No, Zac Goldsmith warmed the seat actually

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    Merde Ox says:

    It will be in the Sun and Times tomorrow.

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    Sir William Waad says:

    The ordering of the comments on this blog must have been done by somebody at the Treasury or the Bank of England.

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    Dolly the Sheep says:

    He was an Eton Mess

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    resurgemus says:

    Liam Byrne

    probably didn’t get his coffee on time this morning.

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    Anonymous says:

    The Grammar Schools didn’t give children from lower income families a better start in life than good Comprehensives do now.

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    Raptor says:

    At Eton, a term is known as a “half”. No wonder Balls left before he grew a full set.

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    Peter Grimes says:

    And Jonah McDoom and Sweaty Bollox are not?


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    Dimwit says:

    Miss Turd Hat got punked, good and proper.

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    resurgemus says:

    that Harriet Harman, bit of make-up and a gag on her head …..

    and you still wouldn’t.

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    Numb Ring says:

    It’s all to ….

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    Dimwit says:

    He couldn’t do his ums but he could do his errs and his aahhs.

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    I always thought there was something of the ‘window licker’ about him.

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    Numb Ring says:

    Sit on it.

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    Master Baiting says:

    If this means Ed Balls was at Eton, does it mean Spain is a member of the G20?

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    Hang The Bastards says:

    I hope they fagged his virgin ass — BIG TIME !

    No wonder he hates those Eton boys.

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    michael says:

    well said

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    Lil Olmey says:

    Must have been the tradesman’s entrance.

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    Sam Hart says:

    He went to the town and his dad taught there for a term but he didn’t attend the school.

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    Craig says:

    There’s GOT to be a story here, surely?

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    EdBallswasTHEEtonmess says:

    Michael Balls, a scientist…is now emeritus professor of biology at Nottingham University. He was fiercely opposed to grammar schools, organising the campaign against the 11-plus in Norfolk. This did not stop him later educating his son privately at Nottingham high school.

    Ah, socialists, don’t you just love em.

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    AKA 4×4.

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    Lil Olmey says:

    Of course Balls is opposed to selection. Nature would have rejected him at birth.

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    Hypocritical Nadine says:

    They are all elites but Balls got out from under the pile.Scholarship boy because of his BRAINS.Tories need to keep quiet about this.

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    Anonymous says:

    Will brown sack him then, seeing as it’s such a heinous crime to have attended.

    Or was he in Eton+ so that’s OK?,… or didn’t inhale?

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    Peter Grimes says:

    Well you have just proved you know fuck all about that!

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    Gordon has had biggest busts ever says:

    She’s psychotic though, so it doesn’t count.

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    Peter Grimes says:

    I spy a Dollybot!

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    Gordon has had biggest busts ever says:

    Oh no, Balls is too, so I guess it does.

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    jgm2 says:

    It would be like the fucking Harrod’s sale tat. You’d have to camp out for a week beforehand to be sure of being near the head of the queue. There would be a queue around the block to hang these fuckers.

    It’d be like the opening night of a new Star Wars film.

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    michael says:

    but why cant someone at cco access this and do something with it ?

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    resurgemus says:

    you mean he was sponsored by Brains the brewery ?

    probably an act of charity to help a dimwit. Still at least he has progressed despite his lack of cerebral matter.

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    Test paper
    Term one assessment. Pass mark of 45% is required to remain at this school.
    ‘Asquith House’

    “Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillars.”
    Natural history
    “A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.”
    “Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives.”
    general knowledge
    “To keep milk from turning sour: Keep it in the cow.”
    “In Macbeth the son of Denmark says A whore, a whore. My kingdom for a whore”

    I am afraid the Balls minor has not achieved the required grades and must pack his shipping trunk and rather large tuck box and vacate the premises by the end of Swithin’s term. Please settle the fees with the bursar immediately.

    Also when Marie Antoinette was told of the hunger of the peasants she did not reply “So what?”

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    Anonymous says:

    Please say he’s on QT tonight!

    Will be the only fun thing seeing as they’ll just moan about some foreign countries (America/Afganistan) and fail to mention the fact we are no longer sovereign and what we all thought about “climate change” has now been proved.

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    sinosimon says:

    ah…but the point was that bright children from poor backgrounds had free access to the grammar schools……….unlike now where unless mummy and daddy can afford to buy the million pound house next to holland park you’re stuffed………so much more equitable for the jemima and euan guardian readers……..

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    sinosimon says:

    oh…and what mr grimes said also

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    L Fansafety says:

    Darling went to Loretto, Scaotland’s most expensive private school (as did Andrew Marr and Norman Lamont)
    Balls went to Nottingham Grammar (private)
    Harman – St Paul’s
    Jowell- St Margarets Aberdeen

    etc etc

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    Just put it on the expenses says:

    Of course he did, he got a first class education and a swanky job and now he wants all our children to go to a ‘bog standard comp’. The hypocrisy of this lot leaves me cold.

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    Spain is in Europe.
    Europe is in the G20
    So Spain is in the G20

    Spain is in Europe
    The Uk is in Europe
    So the language of the UK is Spanish

    What’s so hard to understand?

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    Errors and Omissions says:

    ‘Balls brought up at Eton’

    should have read ‘Balls eaten and brought up’


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    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    So what?

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    Was he wearing that Nazi era German officer’s uniform he had at Oxford ?

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    Dungeekin says:

    That’s gonna cause problems with the next Labour Manifesto.


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    Frank says:

    Yes they did.

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    jgm2 says:

    I must admit if Balls was five at the time it’s unlikely he went to Eton College. I thought Eton was for kids aged 13 -18. He was at Eton in the same sense that Draper was at Berkely.

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    Everyday's a school day says:

    Learned a new word, thank you WW

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    GW scam says:

    I thought Balls went to the CRU at East Anglia for a term to brush up on data fiddling and opponent silencing.

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    Q/T will be

    1} troop deployment – timetable for withdrawl
    2} Eton toff/ class war
    3} Climate bollocks from Denmark or dog attack debate repeated again
    4} Should non doms be allowed to stand as mps in posh areas
    5} RBS bonuses – let them walk
    6} Tiger Woods final round joke question

    unlikely questions
    – Is Spain in the G20 ?
    – Osama in Pakistan / Pakistan rift
    – Sarkozy Brown rift
    – Gordon Brown dumping conference pledge on childcare
    – HBOS was dead BEFORE merger.

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    Stepney says:

    They did teach grammar though. Vital lessons you appear to have missed. Perhaps you were away that day.

    Oh, and by the way, in those days a child from a poor background had a local grammar school to attend. It’s unlikely nowadays, that a similar child from a similar background, has access to what you term “a good Comprehensive”.

    Net result?

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    Carry On Don't Lose Your Head (1967) says:

    Where’s MB when you need him?


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    Giuseppe Mazzini says:

    Guido! Delete this blog entry now! Really old news…

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    Peter Manandleson says:

    you sound like my kind of gay

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    jgm2 says:

    So, for clarity, you’re suggesting that the (say) top 50% of students at a ‘good’ Comprehensive perform better in exams than the top 50% of students at a selective grammar school.


    And I have a bridge to sell you.

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    apricotfox says:

    The Times had this story back in June. Ed did not go to Eton itself…he went to a local primary. He was , however, privately educated at Nottingham High….

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    Hang The Bastards says:

    No its valid news given the class war

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    Mr Plum says:

    His dad could only afford half eaten

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    Dack Blog says:

    David Dimbleby will be joined in London by Margaret Beckett, Andrew Lansley, Vince Cable, Kirstie Allsopp and Clive Anderson.

    Kirstie Allsopp? (Tho’ rumoured to be going to the Lords if Dave gets in). Clive Anderson? That’s getting on for half a panel of celebs. They’ll be having to sing off-key or eat a plate of kangaroo gonads next.

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    concrete pump says:

    oh, i don’t know……i might……possibly.

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    helpless of westminster says:

    which bridge?


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    Manuel says:


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    Wordsworth Byron-Tennyson (dec) says:

    To Eton went one called Ed Balls
    (You do things like that when fate calls)
    Unable to cope
    He started to mope
    And boo-hooed for dear mummy in the Hall.

    Ed sneaked to the beak: ‘Of course sir,
    Do you want me lick even more sir?’
    Though Ed was quite dinky
    His eyes went all blinky
    Which is why Yvette now to him looks saucier.

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    Anonymous says:

    Can’t agree with you there.
    It offered very high levels of education in every town,
    and allowed those without money to move up in the world.

    It’s a lot less easy now, institutions are a lot bigger and not selective.

    Result – less competition for the establishment’s kids, which of course was the objective all along!

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    Talwin says:

    Brain’s faggotts isn’t it? Much closer.

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    RestandBthankful says:

    Ed Balls = Eton Mess

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    oldfella says:

    the real discrepancy here is that you assume he was educated – I mean look at him, those revolving eyes and expert linguistic ability – you gotta be kiddin’

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    Jack Dromey says:

    NO FFS!!

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    Jack Dromey says:

    Oh FFS what’s happening to the bloody numbering???

    Balls isn’t involved in this , is he????

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    The Admiral says:

    Something to do with occupying the higher moral ground, maybe…..

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    Anonymous says:


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    Sould have listened says:

    From my experience, most are offered a good education, it is just that many decide not to accept the gift

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    The Admiral says:


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    Dave "Cast Iron Guarantee" Cameron says:

    I got some cocaine on credit today.

    I put it on my card.

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    Hypocritical Nadine says:

    No he did not.His dad taught there for a term on a teacher exchange.Ed Balls went to the local primary school,nothing to do with Eton.So get you facts right Fawkes.Old news indeed.The Times had the correct version in 2008.

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    H says:

    Ed Balls = Old Etonian


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    The Admiral says:

    Alex King maybe…..?

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    Fawkes Mistake Noter says:

    He went to the local primary,not ETON.GUIDO BOOBED AGAIN.

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    The Admiral says:

    Or even Alex King maybe……?

    Oh FFS……

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    BillyBob poops on ZaNuLab says:

    Could not stand being a ‘fag’ ??? soft tosser !!!!!

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    Fawkes Mistake Noter says:

    Not true check your prejudiced facts.He never went to Eton,see Times on line June 2008.

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    question says:

    does ‘leave’ have the same meaning at Eton Genghiz?

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    Fawkes Mistake Noter says:

    Thick as Thieves is seriously disturbed even within this minging blog site.Go for a cure.

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    Dack Blog says:

    As a ‘no party’ voter who just missed out on the chance to try for a grammar school, grew up in an area where council estates were considered ‘posh’ and now teaches in a tough comp – I’d bring them back tomorrow. I’d get rid of ‘inclusion’ tomorrow, too.

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    concrete pump says:

    bell end

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    Nurse F says:

    Steady on dear chap.Do take your pills in future.

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    Global Chill says:

    Climategate now on YouTube

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    "Two Banjos" says:

    I would

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    The Admiral says:

    Or even WOT?????>>>>>……..

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    Nurse F says:

    Big mistake.balls was 5 when his dad taught at Eton on an exchange.Balls went to the local primary school.Old News.

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    Technomist says:

    Not now that class war has been declared. Its not news, its ammunition.

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    jgm2 says:

    That’s the kicker. My brother still lives in Birmingham. His kids are just into secondary school. When I was going to grammar school the place was packed with first generation Irish. We had one black kid in the entire year (90 kids). Now, apparently, it’s packed with first generation Indians.

    The natives are still fucking about in their comprehensives revelling in their idiocy like they have been for generations.

    It’s not in Labour’s interests to point this out although I believe Frank Fields has referred to it as ‘poverty of ambition’. He’s dead right.

    My brother also informs me that he was wandering through Birmingham University Dental department and saw the names of the entire graduate intake up on a wall someplace. Mohammed This. Asif That. Singh The Other.

    Not a single Anglo-sounding name in the entire intake. Not one.

    Again, that suited Labour just fine till now but it also explains the success of the B&P.

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    jgm2 says:

    If you like.

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    Speech Therapist says:

    Balls has a slight speech impediment.Don’t mock him for that.Winston Churchill had one as well.

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    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Ed is a grammar school boy
    Just like his chum McJonah he cant even do “scruffy” well

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    S Brown says:

    Is Eton in America?

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    Technomist says:

    Not old news now that having been to at Eton is a hatecrime which disqualifies people from cabinet government

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    Gordon 'gift to the Tories' Brown says:

    This is way better than Largactil.

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    Anonymous says:

    is that an admission or are you offering your nom de twat?

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    Cast Iron Quisling says:

    A pint of S.A. would go down a treat

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    Ratsniffer says:

    Fat sweaty pseudo marxists with smug shit-eating grins; it’s funny how they are almost always middle class and priviledged. And yet they dispise working class people who want to better themselves. No wonder social mobility has stagnated under NuMarxists.

    I expect Mr Bollocks would have made a very capable fag had he stayed there. The prefects could have used him to go and warm toilet seats on a cold morning.

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    Anonymous says:

    he was given an exeat and escaped – unlike Gravy Davy who was so stupid he got caught sucking on a toke (or was it a bloke?).

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    jgm2 says:

    Clive Anderson is bloody funny. And smart.

    Kirsty ‘Big Buttons’ Allsop, on the other hand, has the IQ of a fish. Her brilliant plan to keep property spectacularly over-valued was to cut stamp duty. Brilliant Kirsty. So slashing a maximum of 4% off house price costs is going to magically persuade people to pay 100% more than the fucking things are worth on any sensible measure?

    Oh look. It didn’t.

    The only funny thing is that it bounced Brown into making cuts on Stamp Duty.

    Hahahahaha. Bounced into an idiot policy by a talking head.

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    Anonymous says:

    Guido, you are a complete tosser!!! You have achieved the impossible of creating sympathy for Ballsdrick by getting your facts wrong.

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    concrete pump says:

    Massive fucking hypocrites, don’t give a fuck for talent…oh no, everybody MUST be treated / taught the same. I might be wrong, but wasn’t their an MP or member of the house of lords who wanted ESN children taught with normal kids because he / she thought all children should be educated together.

    Labour = collectivism = c*ntishness.

    Hammonds list of labour mp’s who went to private schools is interesting, but not surprising.

    Fuck a duck!!!!

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    nick says:

    Have you actually read the comments, dickwad?

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    concrete pump says:

    Dead in a ditch, one hopes.

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    Eddykins says:

    Ooooh Yvette honey, is that you?

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    Saddlesore says:

    On yer bike.
    Eton……… North American subsidiary of Ji-ee, a Chinese manufacture of ATVs, scooters, and motorcycles.

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    tarquin says:

    Yvette looks like a fresher who’s seen better days.

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    Anonymous says:

    Look, you clever dicks – I went to a boys secondary modern, and then to a Technical High School for 6th form (The Grammar was ANOTHER all boys school, and the Tech was Co-ed – no brainer when you are 16!!!)

    One thing I did learn was to read and understand. Mr Fawkes said Ballsup went to Eton for a term – not Eton College. Look on the map – there is, indeed, a place called Eton. Ithink that the college may be there to!

    If I told you I went to Cambridge, would you think I had a degree?


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    K T Price says:

    Guido with boobs


    What a wonderful mental image

    (maybe not)

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    Red Rum says:

    Me too
    I change for the better
    Always put on my coat to go to Ladbrokes

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    Dack Blog says:

    Apologies for the length (said the bishop to the actress), but:

    ‘In October 2007 she was asked by David Cameron to head a review of home buying, working alongside the Conservative shadow housing minister to create policies that could help first-time buyers.

    The daughter of a baron, after initially embarking on a career in journalism as a writer for Country Life magazine, she now says: “I don’t think there is a more important issue out there than housing… so many of people’s hopes and dreams rely on having a roof over their heads.”

    She has campaigned against the government’s introduction of Home Information Packs and says she feels “passionate about the struggle of first-time buyers”.

    It has been reported that, should David Cameron win the next election, she would be one of 20 high-profile people to enter the House of Lords. She responded to this by saying: “It would only be a yes on the understanding that I could talk about issues I feel passionately about. If any legislation came in on childcare, the under-fives or maternity leave, which I do know something about, I could contribute on that.”‘

    (I reckon it’ll be Lord Bono within a year an’ all if Dave gets in.)

    Clive’s okay. But one’s enough.

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    Richard Titme says:

    He’s spending quality time with a box of Kleenex.

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    TaT's 'special' Gay Friend says:

    Spain is in the G20. If it’s obfusacation you want. It is that you will get.

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    Labour educated numptie says:

    “If I told you I went to Cambridge, would you think I had a degree?”


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    Dack Blog says:

    Students/parents aren’t expected to take responsibility these days. All they have is ‘rights’. And the more disruptive you/your progeny are, the more rights you have.

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    TaT's 'special' Gay Friend says:

    And in the same way that Spain is in the G20 of its own accord. Who is the chairman again?

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    Kate Getaway says:

    You are my Dolly Draper?

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    Mr Plum says:

    I expect the first question tonight will be on inheritance tax and Tory toffs.
    Vince state the obvious Cable will give a mention to his mansion tax.
    Andrew Pike Lansley will waffle.
    And Margaret why the long face Becket will mostly look down her nose.

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    TaT's 'special' Gay Friend says:

    And the G20 Chairman lost track of his membership records. No doubt shredded with Blairs expenses. Now that should be pursued. Like a murder enquiry for David Kelly.

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    Grand Poobah First Lord of the Treasury, Lord Chief Justice, Commander-in-Chief, Lord High Admiral.. says:

    He wants to be ASKED.

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    Anonymous says:

    Well you are a tit then – I went there yesterday. I am, actually, a courier ;0)

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    Moley says:

    Guido made a mistake on kelvin Mackenzie’s quote; what he actually said was;

    “I worry that Labour don’t really understand the ordinary working man and woman in this country any more.… The trouble is, I’m not sure that Labour haven’t simply become a Job Centre Plus for Guardian readers.

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    Dack Blog says:

    She’ll need a telescope.

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    Labour educated numptie says:

    No, I’m a Labour educated numptie, and fick wiv it.

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    jgm2 says:

    [Maureen Lipman]

    Oooooooh. You’ve got a Statement. You get a Statement your school gets more money.

    The system is fucked. Fucked by Labour imbeciles.

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    Anonymous says:

    Yes. Even a few comments pointing out error on this site is a record. Go back to sucking your dick (or is it Guidos?).

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    Neo-Endogenous Crap and other Noo_Lie_Bore Bullshitting Bollocks says:

    It wasna’e ma fult – it wuz tha’ Etun wot did fae me . . .

    Oh wait a mo, – I’ve used the wrong voice.

    Mzzzzzzz. Evvette Bollocks, wife of aforementioned says

    ohh – ee was a good boy, – ever so good wiv the children – when I finally got ‘im to do wot every woman expects ‘er man ter do!

    mind you I ‘ad ter show ‘im everything.

    I fink as ‘ow ee ‘ad too much contact wiv the treasury twat ter kno wot a womun wants.

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    nell says:

    He was nonetheless privately educated at Nottingham High School – so therefore is still amongst the 8% or so of children who have a priveleged education.

    Nothing wrong with that unless you are are trying to infer that you didn’t have a priveleged education as does Balls!!

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    Dack Blog says:

    That may be, but it will continue getting worse – albeit a different kind of ‘worse’ – under the Tories. Schools reflect society, and society is fucked.

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    nick says:

    Sounds as if you’re the only one working up some sympathy for Blinky by sucking on his little acorn.

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    I hate Ed Balls as much as – probably more than – the next man, but this story is utter bollocks isn’t it?

    Are you sure this isn’t a Tory blog?

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    Moley says:

    Zac clearly needs some financial lessons from the Kinnocks, Mandelson and Prescott, who made their money by being hypocritical socialists.

    The socialist motto; We rob the poor because they can’t defend themselves.

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    nell says:

    I suspect the only two people in gordon’s cabinet that could claim to be the sort of working class most welfare benefit dependents would support are postman pat and aintbustinagut.

    Most of the rest have been privately educated and put through what are regarded as prestigious universities.

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    Ummmmmmm .. says:


    Nottinymham . . .

    Nottynham . ..

    Nuffin ter do wiv Robbing Hood then?

    Yer kno – thieving – and ostensibly giving to the poor, – only in this case, piss-poor politicos, hangers-on and jerks.

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    jgm2 says:

    OT – you might want to lead the charge on this (if true) although I trust the poster who is brilliant.

    It seems Bernanke is up for re-selection so he’s having to re-apply for his old job up on the hill today. It seems he doesn’t want the Fed to lose its supervisory role.

    It appears he has specifically singled out why that would be a bad idea with reference to the Maximum Imbeciles signature policy of taking the supervisory role off the BoE so that when Northern Rock went tits up they hadn’t the first clue what the problem was.

    Dynamite stuff. Can’t find the transcripts on Google yet (hearing still ongoing).

    Brown trashed by chairman of the Fed.


    Fill your boots.

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    Ummmmmmm .. says:

    So its all bollocks then?

    Yeah – fort so

    edyerkayshun (repeat 3000 times)

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    Spam Javelin says:

    In Eton not at Eton. Like in Berkeley, not at Berkeley.

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    EC1 PhD (OE) says:

    If it was long then it would be half term but there are no terms, only halves. A lot of Japanese tourists saw more of Eton than Ed Balls did.

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    Satire gives up says:

    Would that be the Eton Porney School perchance
    Young Balls is old Porney

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    jgm2 says:

    Fair enough Dack. Je suis d’accord. Society is fucked.

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    EC1 PhD says:

    81% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

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    Moley says:

    Don’t think the blogs THAT good.

    He suggests that Brown is quaking because the BBC will lead on the story in the evening news.

    This is a doubleplusungood story and it will be disappeared.

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    michael whiner says:

    Calm down dimwit, it’s only a fucking blog.

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    Moley says:

    Anyone for a Kinnock?

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    Sukyspook says:

    HA ha ha ha ha ha haaaa ha ha ha ah oooooooo lololol rofl, lmao:

    “Before it was modified by Norman influence the name had several forms, e.g. Snothryngham, Snottingaham, Snottingham—but Snotengaham was the earliest. This ending “ham” is akin to the word home, and is of Anglo-Saxon origin. It tells us of a people who came to this country—not, as the Romans did, to exploit—but to colonise and to make for themselves a home. It is not at all unlikely that Snottingham was the home of an Anglian family—Snot (the wise) by name. Thus with the possessive “ing” the whole word means

    “The home of Snot.””

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    EC1 PhD (OE) says:

    There was a scheme in the lower sixth form when oiks from the local comprehensive would swap places with toffs for a few weeks. The toffs got to smoke and drink with the oiks’ mates who discovered that they’re spotty, smell and don’t eat babies, just like them, while the poor oiks was subjected to relentless abuse and they had to do their homework. Happy days.

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    Vote Vote Vote for Bollocks and HaPerson says:


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    Man made global warming is a myth says:

    They have been at ‘it’ before – many of the warmists used to be coolists until the CIA uncovered the fraud back in the 70’s. Scares, closing down debate, its all been done before.

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    Bottler Brown Craps his kecks says:


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    The Admiral says:

    Seriously O/T

    Is Jack Straw “in bed with” Harriot Harperson (forgotten her real name, honestly.)

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    The Admiral says:

    Harman, that’s the one….

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    Polly says:

    Balls went to Eton for one term. FACT

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    Lord High Mandleson of Hubris says:

    Look all this name calling and eton this and eton that I couldnt give a toss. What is important indeed the only thing that is important is that after 13 years of Labour the country is bankrupt. End of. Period. Call an election!

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    nell says:

    It’s a bit like expecting the Beeb to lead on climategate isn’t it?

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    jgm2 says:

    I think that’s the ‘Bwahahahaha’ bit. It will be buried by the BBC – as long as they can ignore it. But if the story is true then that testimony’s transcript will shortly be arriving onto Google. The rest is up to us.

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    Anonymous says:

    Off Topic but proof that their are plenty wankers out there, Christ I despair.

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    Eton Balls Game says:

    Nice phrasing. Nailed him in one.

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    nell says:

    As a woman I find it hard to understand what he’s trying to say.

    If someone commits murder why should they be treated differently as a man or a woman. The crime is what should be tried surely.

    Likewise the recent females who have been discovered in this internet paedophile / nursery school affair – should be judged for their crime. not their sex.

    How can he argue that they should be judged more leniently because they are mothers and women. Even their own children have disowned them??

    Straw is talking rubbish!!!

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    13eastie (156 Days: "Bye-bye, Gordon!") says:

    This would be an unfortunate route to go down.

    No-one can seriously pretend that anyone should be held to account for their parents’ choices (and this seems a very tenuous link anyway).

    No-one should be letting Brown set a socially-divisive class-war agenda.

    Brown should be called to account for his hate-based ‘politics’, but only AFTER answering on his total responsibility for royally fucking up the economy in which barely any of his cabinet have ever actually participated.

    Brown does not understand, and therefore seems to hate, everyone who is not just like him (a null constitution).

    “Hate and spite. They offer no sulyooshuns, but they’re in my DNA”.

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    UKIP, the only ones who give a shit about UK plc says:

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I would just like to make one thing clear. It has come to my attention that some of you don’t know where the phrase G20 came from. Well, it was me, it’s called the G ( G for Gorgon) 20 (for the number of countries) because it makes sense, it’s the right thing to do and, before you ask, yes Spayne is in it, innit! Thank you

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    Might I suggest that it all went downhill when they let common little chaps like Harold Macmillan in – apparently because he was a scholar and could say ‘give it to me up the ass’ in Latin.
    But of course we all know that the Conservative party went downhill after it allowed the sons of bankers to join.
    Heseltine! What a motherfucker!

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    Beezley says:

    I think you’ll find he has a nice pair of moobs already.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    The “token” Old Etonian in the Labour party is Mark Fisher

    Not a lot of people know that

    Good Night

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    Radio Gnome says:

    Surely the only reason the BofE was given responsibility to set interests rates was so that if it went through the roof,as in the early ’90s,Labour could claim it wasn’t their fault. Major got a kicking over 15% interest levels and Brown wanted to escape that fate.

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    13eastie (154 Days: "Bye-bye, Gordon!") says:

    Hey Bill,

    You make some entertaining posts, but this is silly.

    How can anyone pay tax that was never due?

    If we are to demand ex-gratia payments to the Revenue then Balls and Cooper can start making amends for their troughing first…

    And the same goes for all the Labour wankers who trot out the old “I wouldn’t mind paying more tax” line.

    Fucking go for it then.

    There is really no law against sending packets of cash to the Revenue, as long as they can turn away from the printing presses long enough to count it…

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    Beezley says:

    God, I hate people who generalize.

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    Section D Notice says:

    Blinky couldn’t hack it.

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    udderly 'orrible says:

    FMN is clearly an import from Kack Strawman’s little lad’s new blog intake of rapid rebutters now under the management of a drunken bully who drove Dr David Kelly to his death (RIP)and sexed-up the Iraq dossier – Liebour’s death warrant for millions.
    Traitors and criminals, all of them, directly or by association.
    The Liebour Parteh its what we do – screw you.

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    Don't exagerate says:

    It’s 63%, I checked on Wikipedea

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    pienomics says:

    Ed Balls and his sound-bite wife encapsulate all that is wrong with the UK. Neither of these people have ever had a proper job in their lives.

    By that I mean being responsible for paying someones salary. They haven’t a clue about the difficulties people with medium sized and small businesses face on a daily basis.

    They belong to an ‘elite’ bien pensant class who consider themselves superior to everyone else in the country.

    Well, it’s nearly all over for Balls n’ Cooper.

    She reminds me of the nodding dogs plonkers put in their rear car window. Let’s face it, she’s spent the last 11 years nodding her head at every dim utterance of Blair n’ Brown.

    She’s like a Nu Labour Churchill ( the dog in the insurance ad).

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    Ukip self destruct button says:

    Farage to Pearson.
    Hero to zero.

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    Ministry of Truth says:

    well spotted he did shat the old breeks for a minute

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    Mr Quelch says:

    Poor. See me.

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    udderly 'orrible says:

    …..usually by climate “scientists” with a bank overdraft.

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    resurgemus says:


    they’ve never done an honest days’s work, never had to pay a salary and never had to experience life as ordinary people live it.

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    bergen says:

    O/T I see that this blog’s very old friend Geoff Hoon has been named by the military as obstructing the proper equipping of the Army for Iraq to allow Nulab to pretend it had not been planned long in advance.Sod the poor bloody infantry.Probably forces of conservatism anyway.

    I’m struggling to remember the best description for Hoon….I’m sure we had one.

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    Well Heeled Traveller says:

    As the front lines of Europe have already shown;

    That is the tame version of the future waiting for left wingers, but they do not realise what they have jumped into bed with just for a few short term votes.

    The LBGT community support will evaporate, the teaching and policing support will evaporate, the other religious and atheist support, the intellectual support all one by one will vanish as the populace has to deal with the reality and affects of an emboldened and radicalised Islam once the numbers start growing out of control.

    Even on the Guardian you can slowly notice the creeping infiltration and subversion of the left wing by Islamics claiming to be liberal, yet calling for a greater role for Islam in the UK, yet this is not consistent with liberalism and a hypocritical volte face.

    The Labour party will slowly become an Islamic centric party as that is where the funding and numbers will come from and the cowards within it will submit just to taste power and left wings Dhimmis will be refused and left behind in bitter rejection.

    Watch these exact sentiments come into fruition slowly over the next two decades.

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    udderly 'orrible says:

    NoBalls-all-Sweat went to Eton, so Spain is in the G20.

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    Norfolk nell says:

    Did anyone hear Jim McN say that Mandleson reminded him of NankyPoo. Like Mandleson I didn’t know who this was until Jim explained. Mandelson not amused. I fell around laughing. Hope someone will take this up-it’s a great nickname.
    I note that D.Cameron and colleagues are getting some stick for having money. I would like to know how Prescott,Blair,Balls etc. became millionaires.It seems to me that being in politics have made them wealthy. How could they possibly have acquired such riches without fleecing the taxpayers. DC’s dad worked hard and paid taxes. Our government doesnot know the meaning of hard work but knows how to get rich quick.

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    I was on the grassy knoll says:

    Assassinated you say?

    Nice to meet you, well for the right price anything is possible.

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    Koba says:

    Where did the Blinking Toff go afterwards?

    Why did he leave?

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    udderly 'orrible says:

    It was actually to learn about handling FOI requests, lessons he then put to use in the Ofsted/Haringey/Baby Peter matter.

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    Ruth Kelly's plaything says:

    Times Online 22 June 2008 quotes Ed Balls as saying of his father’s job-exchange with an Eton master:-

    “For one term a master went to Norwich and we went to Eton – I didn’t go to the school itself but another local [primary] one just for that term.”

    If Ed is, for once, telling the truth, this potentially picturesque story is dead.

    Pity – it would have been lovely if it were true.

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    Samee says:

    A bit of investigative journalism required here Guido – use your experience to find out if he was educated AT Eton or IN Eton.

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    Dack Blog says:

    I heard Corston being interviewed about this – a week-ish ago? He’s pretty much quoting her. I’m all for equality of the sexes but from from what I see/hear/read women do get a bum deal when it comes to the murder/manslaughter of a partner. I read somewhere they get a third to two-thirds more time than men get – and for men it’s far more often reduced from murder to manslaughter on the claim that ‘she was (even if no evidence for it as it sometimes turns out) having an affair’ or ‘it was the red mist what dunnit’. May be wrong but it’s the impression I get. Two women a week are killed by their partners/ex-partners, apparently.

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    Dack Blog says:

    ‘Manger chic’. Hahaha!

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    nell says:

    Bliar now owns six (SIX) homes and they’re the ones we know about, each worth more than a million. But you forgot to mention mandy who is also now a multi millionaire.

    Mandy tried to con us into thinking he inherited all this money from his Mum but unfortunately the records show otherwise. So where did it come from??

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    nell says:

    Ah another privately educated labout twit alongside another 100 or so!!!

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    Fair Game says:

    He went to eton for a term. No one is saying he attended the school fot a term.

    If Gordon and New Labour can Bullshit about Spain being a member of the G20 then Balls and Eton is fair game

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    udderly 'orrible says:

    ….Pooh-Bah ( Mikado, as in Lord High Everything Else).

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    Slowly slowly catch a monkey says:

    Give the chap some slack. Everyone in the press thought Gordon was the dogs bollocks in his early days. Lord Pearson comes recommended by Farage just wait a while.

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    anonymouse in the Treasury skirting boards says:

    “Let me make it clear, I don’t like selection,” Balls quoted in the Times article in June 2008.

    Not surprising really as the little shit never got selected for anything!

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    British Insurgent says:

    In all your incarnations here you are a one track pony.

    Why are you so determined to disbelieve this story?

    If you are correct & it is erroneous, then surely sitting back & reading Guidos retraction later would suffice, no?

    Yet you persist with your mantra & with your appalling grammar. Why?

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    Dodgy Dave says:

    He was always bunking off Home Economics classes. Expulsion was inevitable.

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    Bully Boy Balls says:

    So what ?

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    Patience says:

    AND Bear in mind when Farage becomes a Westminster MP his profile will be so much higher.

    I doubt anyone knows the name of their MEP, I suspect most could name their MP.

    Farage is playing a long game and unless the main parties forgo tradition then he will take Mr Speaker’s seat at Westminster.

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    endogenousgrowththeory says:

    Yes, he was living in Eton, rather than being AT Eton. Imagine though, every morning, him leaving through the gates in his polyester shirt & shorts-off to his little school; whilst Peregrine and chums were entering the grounds. Must have made him a bitter man.
    You can understand why he pinned his hopes on endogenous growth theory-just wishful thinking really.

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    Ruth Kelly's plaything says:

    Now you raise the topic of absent friends, where is Stanislav?

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    Ohinspector says:

    You happen to be from Corston CID

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    Anonymous says:

    I have no sympathy for Ballsdrick -especially if, as I suspect, he is related to you.

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    Ruth Kelly's plaything says:

    Pull yourself together. This smells like nothing more than a Debenham’s PR getting a few column-inches from the more credulous media. It’s harmless bollox.

    The good thing is that it saves one of our (BBC’s) employees from actually having to go out in the wet to pursue stories. They could catch cold; elfensafety, innit.

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    Yes it’s me.

    Now, I might have the face of a young boy and the tits of a 14 year old girl, but I do squeal like a piggy when shagging.

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    Jonah Watch says:

    Class War


    Dave failed to capitalise on the 10% band when it was announced (dohhhhhhhhh) but he should hold firm on IHT as this article clearly points out

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    Colonel Mad says:

    Nurse F should be kept away from children.It’s a wrong’un.

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    Call me Infidel says:

    Ed Balls is a Hunting fuck fact!

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    13eastie (154 Days: Bye-bye, Gordon!) says:

    “I suspect most could name their MP”.

    Can’t fault your generosity.

    Fuck, you over-estimate the electorate…

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    Call me Infidel says:

    Cameron probably used him as a toast rack.

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    Ben Eton said says:

    Shit I thought I’d lost it all after the Thatcher Joke but now i’m in AA aus aus shh , hasn’t Hugh lawyer lost some weight.

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    Jethro-sorry-wrong-Bridge says:

    a lotta loo-water has flowed under this bridge! Never mind the quantity, smell the stench.

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    Seen in The Times says:

    Great copy on The Times website top right;

    “Sarkozy pulls out of Gordon Brown…..”

    with the rest of the headline to be read when you click on the sentence.

    Mmmm – can I have Mrs Sarkozy if he obviously is otherwise engaged with the Moron Brown?!

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    Anonymous says:

    Oh dear, retard Brown forgot to write to 3 families who lost their relatives in Afghanistan.

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    Duck! says:

    He thought he was going to be the recipient of the blokes shoe!

    I would rather throw a fucking grenade at him.

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    Harryn utt says:


    Meet: she gets a 5
    Skinful shhe’s a 9
    Wake up she’s a 1

    5 9 1 Taxi

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    Elonger gated says:

    What,that his dick will get longer for Yvette boy wonder?

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    How else was he going to ensure his kid got ahead, if not by smashing the chances of all those nasty poor people who might otherwise have competed with him.

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    Dack Blog says:

    Nadine and Letts doing a bit of Bercow(s) bashing on News at 10.

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    The sentence. says:

    Hopefully followed by a long and horrific spell in HPM Wormwood Scrubs.

    Brown will get the full Romanian wall treatment.

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    Ian "Spion Kop" Hislop says:


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    WSC - his left toe is cleverer and nicer than Balls and Cooper combined says:

    and there the similarity stops dead in it’s track.

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    Poll Pot says:

    Nah, Islamic parties fighting election openly in GE after next. Sharia law in Leicester, Luton etc.

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    nick says:

    You can suspect all you like, you’re still a nonce.

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    Jethro's Privately-educated Brother says:

    Tut,tut, Sir: surely everyone knows that they’re NEVER called ‘toilet seats’ at Eton, nothing so vulgar! They’re ‘chunder-bucket-heads’.
    Of course, at Winchester, they’re ‘Gully-pillows’.
    I believe that, at Harrow, they’re vile enough to term then ‘Poop-decks’, while, at Westminster, they’re ALWAYS referred to as ‘cack-props’.
    My Sister was able to tell me that, Cheltenham Ladies might allude to ‘drizzle-pots’, and a good friend of hers from the more forthright Roedean called them ‘clankers’ (no. 1) and ‘whooshers’ (no. 2).
    A Paulina of my acquaintance, says that the periphrasis was ‘log-tables’ or ‘Byword’ (rhyming slang?).

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    Climategate says:

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    Obama the Nazarene says:


    f*cking priceless!


    nearly as good as your ‘I wasn’t invited somewhere’ ‘story’

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    Dressing up for school says:

    When my wife and I rocked up to our kids school for the parents evening (you know the one,where by 7pm they were already 8 hours behind on the appointments cos Mrs Arsehole never realised her kid Junior Arsehole was totally thick and lazy as shit and wanted to beat the teacher up for this surprise) – there would be a few parents dressed in virtually evening gown and bow tie – amazing!

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    Archer Karchole says:

    What a scoop

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    Obama is a twat says:


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    Anonymous says:

    Did you manage to get into the school ? Most parent get told to leave if they havent been vetted !

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    caesars wife says:

    naughty city and loads of lolly of chums , when ruin was chancellor every other champagne and canapes party had them in , young temp etonian ed balls , whose lurrrve of ghoulman sachs knew no bounds (120 million went there way for advice on bank bailout coutesy of treasury) , labour sounding awfully tory (must be blonde effect) , CW thinks massive hole could appear for Labour , see this lot swinging from mass gibbert , it was nae me it was somthing else !!

    Nice opener from labour , seeing what tories have got over the weekend to prep for wed , CW can smell the aroma comming from the bunker toilet meeting

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    CV Storey says:

    Sounds a bit like Dolly and Berkeley ie at or in…now where have we heard that sort of shite before?

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    Jethro says:

    Are you sure that’s what he wants – cuz my ‘earin’s not what it woz.

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    A Shrink says:

    The questioner was innocuous,affable even.I think what happened was that Brown experienced a brief and terrifying visual hallucination.

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    Anonymous says:

    Guido looks like this is another case of not “at” Eton but rather “in” Eton.

  280. 280
    CV Storey says:

    …or a bike stand!

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    I'm no fan of Balls, but... says:

    Look Steve, for the purposes of this thread he fucking did. Geddit?

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    Anonymous says:

    Or Yvetted even.

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    Anonymous says:

    The word is twat ,nell.

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    Mrs. Ball-Scooper says:

    YUP .

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    Moley says:

    Jeff Randall in the Telegraph.

    “The nation’s annual deficit is heading for £200 billion. Yes, we are short to the tune of £200,000,000,000. That is considerably more than the state’s combined spending each year on transport, housing, defence and education”.

    The reason why neither Cameron nor Brown have talked about spending cuts is that it is not possible to completely stop spending on transport, housing, defence and education all at the same time.

    The only way out of this mess is so horrible that nobody dare even think about it, let alone talk about it. All they can do is keep on pretending that there isn’t a problem.

    And the longer we wait the worse it gets.
    No wonder that Brown is beginning to panic.

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    Ging Gang Gooley says:

    Portion of Gordon

    (”)_(”) Clowns to the left of me and jokers to the right

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    anon, anon, anon....... says:

    Sally comes ( out) after the odd reference to her sexual past on here.

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    Dack Blog says:

    QT: Clive’s overdoing the old bumbler routine. And Marge thought there were only 86 houses worth 1 (or 2?) mill plus. That’s just one street in Chelsea, love.

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    PPC(Vermin party)Hornchurch says:

    How much is the Queen worth? All that land,the works of art,the crown jewels.
    If we’re selling off assets……..

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    Dodgy Dave says:

    O/T Question Time. Looks like the news has been cancelled, cos troughing horse Beckett’s on (jeez, she’s almost as ugly as Baroness UpYourHoleLand). FFS. Half an hour on property tax…

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    Either he went there as a pupil or he went there to live. Make your mind up HN!

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    Ging Gang Gooley says:

    look at thew spincter

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    Oh, FMN that makes it Balls Senior who was the class traitor, then?

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    A hypocritical shit, masquerading as ‘Leader’ of a once honourable and great nation, (before EUSSR) says:

    Ah’m wonderful!

    Ah’ niva dun a days’ wuk in ma loif!

    But ma’ grateness will liv’ fae evurmore!

    An’ nuthn’s ma fult ye un’stan!

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    Dack Blog says:

    Do the panel not know what a minaret is, ffs? WEAR it? Sheesh.

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    HASH GORDON (saviour of the universe) says:

    Ed Ball,s Went to eton ! No wonder his eyes are bulging !

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    Margeret Becketts Ugly Sister says:

    I love the way that all panellists are horrified at the thought that the people should express their opinions in a referendum.
    On to the cutting issue of the year,Tiger Woods.

    What a farce.

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    Was –

    1} RBS
    2} Afgan
    3}Mansion tax
    6 – Tiger woods

    1st point from Dimby “The panel don’t know the questions in advance..”

    No. Its not that hard to guess though is it.

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    Anonymous says:

    Cretins taking questions from simpletons, that’s entertainment.

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    Dack Blog says:

    Clive had been snorting something in the green room, methinks.

  304. 304
    Anonymous says:

    I’d vote for capital punishment for those fuckers in the HoC anyday.

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    Engineer says:

    Ed Balls went to Eton (sort of). They’re not daft at Eton, though are they? Sussed him in no time and got rid of him quick enough, didn’t they?

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    Serves 2 purposes says:

    It is written in their version of the ‘book’. Pass a law to ensure every house has to hang a joint of HAM (Noah’s son?) in the living room, as spain did in the 14thC

    Else, the Caliphate will be once more

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    Engineer says:

    Quite interesting how the panel waffled round the question, then the Muslim guy in the audience said straightforwardly what many on this blog believe – ‘multiculturalism’ doesn’t work. Well, not in Slough, anyway. Freedom of religion and thought, but there has to be a sensible limit to the expression of those beliefs if it is to fit with the common good of British society.

    Thank you to that gentleman in the audience – the voice of sanity.

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    Dodgy Dave says:

    Laugh DB. STOP PRESS. Miguel Portaloo admits to being screwed on the Biffo show. The truth is out.

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    I've already got my coat says:

    Or ab Condom

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    Margaret Becketts Ugly Sister says:

    I was surprised at his reticence considering he’s not usually a shrinking violet. Perhaps he’s okay at taking the piss,but not so keen to stand up and express any beliefs in case it affects his career as a “celeb”

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    Engineer says:

    Impressive. You are Matt from the Telegraph, and I claim my £5.

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    Engineer says:

    We’d get more for Geoff the Hoon’s property portfolio and Lord Fondlebum’s watch.

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    Political Pornography says:

    If he gets any closer to Abbott,one of them will come.

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    Nick says:

    Vermin is exterminated, not assassinated.

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    Engineer says:

    Perhaps he doesn’t express his beliefs because he doesn’t have any.

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    Colonel Madd says:

    Andrew Lansley completely wet on QT tonight.

    Colt .45… imaginery cross between eyes and hairline ..;Bosh!

    I’m marginally more likely to shag Kirsty after tonights performance though……………………………………………..

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    Dick Scratcher says:

    Frank Luntz knows bugger all about Britain & its politics. It’s his fault the Tories have a CMD as leader. Thanks a lot Yankee boy.

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    Dack Blog says:

    Abbott was squirming in more ways than one. Good one on the private school ed for your kid q, Mike.

  319. 319
    Cliche Bingo says:

    Good point. Very well made, deserves a response

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    Samee says:

    That’s what I’d like to see – some public statement where Balls infers that he attended Eton (which turns out to be untrue), followed by an allegation that Dolly’s visit to Berkeley was mere copycatism. For the record, I work with someone who was AT Berkeley during the period in question and she was unable to confirm his attendance.

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    Dack Blog says:

    He strikes me as one of those people who court celebrity to boost their self-esteem, but never feel comfortable being in the limelight. He came across as a complete oaf. And Kirsty sounded a bit ‘blonde’ as well. Rallying Vince with a ‘my poor in-laws and their 2 mill abode’ argument isn’t going to gain much sympathy with the masses. If Dave does put her in ‘the’ house he’s more of a muppet than I thought he was. (And that would be an achievement).

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    Mr Slater's Parrot says:

    SQUEEEEERRRRKK!!! (ting) (crunch) A-EEE-RKK!!

  323. 323
    Dack Blog says:

    I didn’t know the Tories only mentioned their comp education on their website – and no mention if private – until Brillo said so. Is that true (if I could be arsed I’d check).

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    Five minutes to midnight says:

    Sad to say,but he’ll probably exceed your estimation. If he’s leaving off showing his true hand until calling time,he’s cutting it a bit fine.

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    Invisible Opera Company of Tibet says:

    Radio Gnome only transmits on 365 gigglehertz. All listener feedback distorts the ethernet

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    Expat says:

    why did he leave

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    Brains? lol Balls is thick as pigshit compared to the scolarship entry at my (Direct Grant in 1975) grammar school.

    Any one of us ruff tuff council estate boys would have made him cry for years, and got better A-levels than him.

    Personally, I don’t give a toss whether he went to Eton – he’s just another semi-educated Marxist indoctrinated third rate tosser who joined the ranks of the New Labour infiltration in the 80s.

    But given the last 13 years of New Labour mendacity, any attacks on those responsible are fair game.

  328. 328

    You do know what ‘neo-endogenous growth theory’ amounts to, don’t you?

    Hint – it’s an internally created credit boom that relies on fooling the rest of the world into funding your defecit. Sound familiar?

  329. 329

    So No.10 is ‘snotesserengham’, then?

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    Sarge says:

    I see they are all elites but Balls is a better elite. Where have I heard that before ? ah yes – ‘We are all equal but some are more equal than others’

    I think we should definietley not keep quiet about this philosophy. Why do you want to suppress it?

    You are the hypocrite. Fuck off.

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    Peter Grimes says:

    Quite right, Paragnostic. Ed Bollox is a thick, lisping bully. If the exchange teacher went to Norwich whence the Bolloxes came, Bollox is obviously, like that other fat, gobby, lying ZaNuLieBor c.unt Presctt, also an inbreed!

  332. 332
    Peter Grimes says:

    Did Jacqui Tits do the Home Economics teaching? It’s no wonder Bollox is a useless c.unt!

  333. 333
    backwoodsman says:

    But how will mrs b cope with being married to a man who eats baybees ???

  334. 334
    Anonymous says:

    “If Ed is, for once, telling the truth…..”

    Another first!

  335. 335

    He couldn’t stay, with a name like that. Asking for trouble.

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    The Decameron says:

    Did he swing swing together, with his body between his knees?

    He’ll soon swing for all he’s done.

  337. 337
    Sesachili says:

    Perhaps he was David’s fag?

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    Anon says:

    Was he expelled? I think we should be told.

  339. 339
    Kezza the Hat says:

    What the heck did the guy say? Did anyone understand his broad Bradford accent?

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