Powerless Couple
Guido imagines it was an awkward breakfast in the Bowe household this morning. Last night former Labour MEP David Bowe was beaten in to an embarrassing third place in the selection process to become the PPC for Pudsey – by his wife. They don’t seem to be a particularly successful power couple, Helen Bowe got eleven votes to her spouses 10. The successful candidate got one hundred and twenty-seven.
At least it will make for an interesting Christmas letter this year. Better than news of the Homer and Bart the guinea pigs…
Maybe they should both get a proper job instead of poncing off taxpayers.
here here
There, there.
Boring. We all know that the Tories have the sex scandals with the opposite sex, Labour love the Cash, and LibDems have an affinity for same sex intrigue.
Lib Dems also like their foreplay to include glass-topped coffee table action.
Maybe you cannot read?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/6693162/Morgan-Stanley-fears-UK-sovereign-debt-crisis-in-2010.html
Financial Meltdown = Labour
Only country in depression = Labour
Corruption in Government = Labour
Unequal Application of the Law = Labour
So now Morgan Stanley and Fitch are warning about the dire consequences of voting Labour.
Not that anybody with an IQ higher than plankton needs warning after the 12 year clusterfuck bequeathed by this gang of incompetent Labour jackasses.
The UK is so fucked.
Where? Where?
Oh!
Did you mean ‘hear hear’?
will it make it onto al jebeeba
And yet you still post the same, never changing, endless message.
Your posts serve as a true metaphor for the labour party: endless repetition, never off message, never responding to the actual issue, never listening to what people say in response.
183 days to go, my left wing numpty friend.
Would you like to come work for us?
We need some help suppressing the news today that Britain is the ONLY developed country still in recession..
If we can’t suppress it then plan B is to blame Thatcher. I think you would be a good addition to our team.
quick – tell the public some more about the 5 sailors stuffing themselves silly for a few days before being released unharmed to sell their story.
Good call Martha. I’ll wibble on about climate change after i’ve beaten the crap out of the BBC Look North weatherman – Paul Hudson, who had the stupid idea that man made climate change may be utter bollox. My work here is done.
finds a climatic noun
Financial misconduct = Labour
Sexual misconduct = Conservatives
Moronic inability to face facts = The Inquisition
He’s never had a proper job. Shit stirring lefty Secondary School science teacher gets involved in left wing union activities, becomes shit stirring Left wing Labour Councillor becomes shit stirring Left Wing gravy train MEP and is now a left wing shit stirring “public affairs consultant”, whatever one of those is and failed Left wing PPC.
http://www.davidbowe.co.uk/
Says the Tory troll.
Peep peep.
And your role in life?
Just shows I am getting old – thought this was the BowiE as in ;
“it’s a god awful small affair,
To the clown with the grotty hair,
He’s been leading us down to hell
and the good people they really can tell
That he’s a c*unt with a secret dream
That’s going to make all of us scream
As he’s asks us to focus on
Fraudsters,thieving in the daytime,
Conmen,doing us all in
Cowards,writing total bollocks
Oh Man! Look at those politicians go!
It’s the freakiest show
Take a look at the lawmen,
Beating up the wrong guy
Wonder if Brown will ever know
He’s going to be dealt the greatest blow
etc etc
ART – *applause*
What’s Cameron’s lack of experience in anything got to do with Bowe’s?
I take it that he’s a cnut then!
Non story quick quit boring alert going going gone…….
I’m confused. She got 11 votes to his 12, but she got more than him?
Accountancy was never a labour strong point !
Fixed.
said the two-bit crack whore
As most Labour selections usually are, so no change there then ;-))
And the she is Helena not Helen.
And an excess ‘the’.
inconsistent use of words (eleven) and figures (10)
Nice photos.
Don’t fancy yours much.
Maybe the postal votes counted double ?
She has a face like a bag of slapped twatts!
They do in Bradford
Well at least she’s prime, she could do well in my hypothesis, how’s her zeros!!
They are non-trivial!!
They’d be a dead heat in a beauty contest with Balls ‘n Cooper – Helen and Ed could have been conceived from the same squirt of the baster.
I disagree. Copper-Balls has definitely got that Winona Ryder thing going on.
Mandrogynous.
Who knows, maybe she shoplifts too.
Blasphemer. Saint Winona is incomparable to “that”.
If he’d mentioned the fragrant Lewinsky I’d have burned his expenses.
David Bowe’s put on a bit of weight since the days of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars.
Good spot erm.
Life on Mars Bars.
Drive in McDonalds Saturday
Heroes
Scary Monsters(and Super Creeps)
The laughing gnome is my particular favourite
Shouldn’t that be Scary Monster Munch?
Ziggy Starburst
Memory of a Free Lunch
I’m with erm here. How did Mrs B’s eleven votes “beat” Mr B’s twelve votes into third place.
Are we missing something here or are you still suffering the after effects of all that tax rebate in the Strangers’ Bar?
They’re Labour figures dont foget…….. eleven is one more than twelve
Must have been some postal votes
Seasonally adjusted.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/6693162/Morgan-Stanley-fears-UK-sovereign-debt-crisis-in-2010.html
We’ll be there
It was a typo
Should read KLF barebacks Brown until stimulated.
They are 11 votes for a woman so that should mean that she won the contest
Predict this forum will be the shortest on/topic ever.
No mention on the 1.00pm news about Gorgon releasing the number of Special Troops in Afganistan
NEWSNIGHT PLEASE NOTE
Dave, Also worthy of top spot on PMQ’s tomorrow
forget the apostrophe
kind-of assumes the BBC know or care about treating the army properly.
‘Army’ – ?
It’s just another four letter word to us
It appears that dogs do indeed look like their owners.
It’s another ‘Deliverance’ moment from Prescott county.
Pudsey’s answer to the Clintons
Wouldn’t that be Chelsea
Pudsey’s answer to Bill and Hilary
Quite.
Swill and Hilarity
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Come again?
Whatever Gorgon releases is about as much use as a fart in a tornado.
What we need from him is an early date for the GE,never mind his posturing to the hacks at every opportunity.
Someone please remind me,whats the countdown now for his saving the planet,or have the CRU lot not updated him yet.
Was it only me that felt embarrassed that he had to point out that our troops going to Afghanistan will actually have equipment this time.
Previously they’ve been sent out with a saucepan on their heads and a snow jacket with Kevlar Vest written on the back and thick hardback books about Courage stuffed into the pockets for protection so I suppose he was just desperate to report they would all have the ’standard kit’
500 troops and the PM feels proud saying that they no longer have to share goggles and counts as a pledge he has kept.
Well done. Something achieved and it only took 8 years.
Tie Brown and the nonentity Bob to the front of a tank and drive around in Taliban territory for half an hour.
Well, I noticed that he never said the troops would be fully equipped before deployment; he simply said he’d been assured that they would.
Getting his excuses in early, methinks..
To Rotovater.
Inane as usual.
Labour
I want to know what the ’something nasty in the sink’ was. Hopefully Labour swirling down the plughole.
“And we don’t have a woodshed”
Is this some sort of socialist code?
But they do have a garden shed. Hmm… the plot thickens.
Bob (In the rear with the gear) Ainsworth could not or would not name the 8 countrys who will send extra troops to Afghanistan yesterday but Armoured vehicle deployment is up 77%.
Ainsworth could not or would not say what that meant in actual vehicle numbers either.
‘Please believe me’ he said.
But I can give you the co-ordinates of all special forces if you want.
he’s counting England, Scotchland, Wales, and N.I. as 4
Isle of Man, Isle of Wight, Jersey and Guernsey. That’s eight.
please take this seriously.
but yes, you are right.
No ! -
All the eight islands are the Silly Isles
The other countries are;
Monaco (providing unused crash barriers from the Grand Prix)
Andorra (donating some duty free liquor)
Liechtenstein (giving away two tax-free bank accounts)
Belgium (just the 12 troops,the rest of Belgium are employed as Rompy’s arse lickers)
San Marino (can spare some more crash barriers from their Grand Prix)
Vatican (a bloke who swears he’s the Pope)
Malta (donating a holiday for four as long as they are NOT from Liverpool)
and the eighth country is er…Albania who are sending some old videos of Norman Wisdom classics to entertain the troops.
you’re not new, what’s your regular NDP?
Believe Him he’s another sort of regular guy
That is correct. We have defined the Kia Pride as an armoured vehicle. Very cheap and more heavily armored than some of our other vehicles. Nice sun roof too.
Aye, – it’s jus’ like us an’ the Tory twatties
Nuth’n but artificial an’ wi’ plunty bullshit.
Min’ ye, – nuthn’s ma fult ye un’stan!
So were they concerned about being a distant 2nd, or equally bad?
I think it’s all part of ‘getting your name out there’. It made no sense at all for them to stand against each other and split ‘their’ vote so it must be seen in the context of showing willingness to The Party.
In the same way that young tyros like Emily Benn are first given an unwinnable seat to contest just to cut their teeth then these two are at the next stage. Fighting over the safe seats. Or at least showing interest in safe seats.
Their future progression within The Party will have depended on how well they were able to recite the Big Labour Book of Lies and Excuses during the hustings. Unprincipled, blind obedience will be rewarded. Independent thought and dissention will be crushed.
We must wish them well as they attempt to secure another 60K a year each plus expenses and pension contributions in the future.
I’d be interested to know what line of work his ‘consultancy’ specialises in.
Apparently there’s a video coming out where Mrs B is shown disposing of her husbands deposit – Jacqui’s old man has ordered a couple.
one swallow does not make a summer
Sarah has taken up knitting but aren’t her hats just a tad small?
http://www.number10.gov.uk/showhomepost/21488
Woolly willy warmers. Just the thing for a cold winter.
they’re eye patches for her hero – one for each day of the week
Of course well spotted! 7 Bell end covers.
Knitted condoms. As much fucking use as Brown’s ‘prudent’ financial management.
and squidgy with it
ugh!
and squidgy too
ugh!!!
Aaaaaah. Pointless sponsored things.
I fucking hate them.
Who the hell writes her scripts
‘I was determined and delighted to bring my love of knitting and my passion for equality together for The Big Knit campaign’
Why mention ‘my passion for equality’ – sounds so false. Just get real
And don’t wash your woolly hats at 60C.
‘My P. for E.’
fuck off you brainless twat – get a life – oh pardon me – you think you have one – yeah yeah yeah
They’re doing ‘Snow White’ in front of number 10 at Crimbo.
Yeah, and the financial Dwarf will be the lead role.
I’d be more impressed if Brown knitted some
Nice to see Sarah single-handedly keeping our troops supplied.
Where the fuck does she think their fighting – South Park?
*** Applause **
To Sir Trev
Gordon Brown is a fucking twat of the highest order. Somebody give the c.unt a medal.
He:
“surprised MPs and caused consternation among senior military figures yesterday by revealing there were 500 special forces troops in Afghanistan”
but couldn’t and wouldn’t answer the HOC Committee’s question as to the number of UK helicopters in Afghanistan
I know the answer to that question but will not divulge on a public forum – seriously,my contacts in Hereford tell me they are after Brown for yesterday’s traitorous action.
are you sure you’re keeping this in perspective?
that they’re there is no secret. What use is knowing the numbers, really?
Think.
Information on Deployment and numbers of special forces is high grade intelligence.
Of course, the sods know they are there. But that’s all they know.
It keeps them worried. It’s known as uncertainty.
Knowing that a precise number is in theatre is highly useful to the enemy and to others elsewhere in the world where we have ‘interests’.
Honestly, only an idiot (or Labour Party PM), wouldn’t realize that.
I honestly cannot give you the answer to that question as it would help the enemy – clearly you are a fucking moron if you cannot work it out.
Move out now!
So the Taliban can target the Chinooks with ground to air’s and then know how they are doing v the total.
Pretty sure that his ‘wife’ is him in a wig. Are you sure he wasn’t just trying to double his chances?
Just ‘phoned British Dressage at National Agricultural Centre – Stoneleigh Park Warwickshire – and went through to Ascension Island – Fire Dept ……….both with prefixes 0247 ….. it’s a small world ain’t it !!
and quite boring down your way
It’s when you phone for the police because 6 bearded terrorists have a nuclear bomb strapped to their dicks and are standing in your kitchen,and you get put through to the Scilly Isles Flower In Bloom Competition Hotline,that you have REALLY got to worry.
you’re Katie Price and I claim my £5
The water dispenser
We are all powerless now – the UK ceased to be a self governing nation today so all power is in Brussels. THAT is the legacy of the treason and Treaties put together by the traitors and pigs over the past 37 years. If you still think it is worth voting you must be smoking something.
Is the Guinea Pig that munches lawn secret code for his wife?
I suspect they are a rather impotent couple……
MB surely a guy like yourself, at the cutting edge of politics, would know??
Tempted to say “look it up” or “why are you asking, it’s on labourlist?” but it would appear that Jamie Hanley, a 36 year old solicitor and friend of the postie, won. Looks a pretty good candidate by Labour standards, local boy, had a job, puts him two up on Mr and Mrs B.
Yeah! but is he black?is he gay?is he civil partnered?is he disabled?is he muslim?is he not?do his parents/children take drugs?why the fuck did he bother?
I caught the tube this morning.
I really must be more careful when zipping up my trousers
I prefer to be represented by people able to spell and to punctuate. The Bowes’ round-robin exhibits neither of these abilities.
I shan’t be moving North in a hurry.
I admire the decision to write “one hundred and twenty-seven” in words rather than numbers.
It’s a good example of how and when to break the rule whereby larger numbers should be written as numbers rather than words. God bless the English language and all who sail in her. For it is a she.
Pig-faced left Nazi bastards.
Its all about transparency
Im a SCAT MAN! boo bee de dooo
With glass removed if your are M Oaten.
That is disgusting…….!!!!