Fabians in Fine Fettle, Kilfoyle Very Tired and Emotional
Guido wandered into the Fabian’s Christmas party on the terrace of the Houses of Parliament. The booze, Guido noticed with some amusement, was sponsored by Serco, the private-sector outsourcing outfit. That irony would see the Fabian’s founders, the Clause Four authoring Webbs, spinning in their graves. Sunda Katawala told the assembled drinkers that Fabian Society membership was at an historic high, which is quite an achievement by him given Labour Party membership is at an historic low.
Yvette Cooper was the star turn, Guido was mesmerised by her green leather boots so didn’t follow the thread of her argument closely, think it involved Etonians eating babies and David Cameron personally slaughtering first borns at Sure Start centres. She did a lot of that head-nodding thing she does for emphasis.
The former Defence Minister Eric Joyce seemed demob happy and confirmed just how miffed Cathy Newman was when Guido beat her to getting his resignation story out.
When the booze ran out Guido slipped into the Stranger’s Bar for some subsidised Guinness (think of it as a tax-rebate) and chatted with blogging Labour MPs Greg Pope (also demob happy) and Tom Harris. Late in the evening a tired and emotional Peter Kilfoyle exploded at the bar “You’re Guido Fawkes, you’re Guido Fawkes” ranting bitterly about a story exposing him for paying his daughter’s firm out of expenses. He tried to have Guido thrown out of the bar, shouting to the patient barman about the injustices of this blog’s editorial policies. Guido was a little worried that the red-in-the-face Kilfoyle was going to have a coronary…
Amusing.
Guido – don’t suppose you know his middle name. I wonder if KIP is little more than his initials in reverse
Mrs. Iain Dale failed to make the Beckenham shortlist. Hahahaha. Why hasn’t the pr!ck learnt by now that he’s lightweight loser who nobody wants to touch with a 10 foot bargepole.
Christmas party? It was November, a bit early or does their Christmas start earlier than ours?
Yvette Cooper in a green dress and boots? She looks like an elf!
I would Yvette
Kilfoyle Very Tired and Emotional
Yet again top quality satire from Britain’s leading Colbert style comedy pretend ironic blog
pots and kettles hooting uproariously at that one
I prefer fairies
And a good time was had by all……at our expense.
‘elf and safety, perhaps.
It not only starts earlier but lasts a whole lot longer.
It started in America
Dale’s a gimp. You’re right, he’s way out of his depth though it’d be funny to watch himself become an even bigger disgrace to the Party
‘Himself’! Is Dale Irish like Guido then?
It was an advance wake really
Kilfoyle writes on his website
The costs of this website are met from the Parliamentary Communications Allowance and that any complaints should, in the first instance, be made to the Director of Resources, Department of Finance and Administration, House of Commons, London, SW1A OAA
By complaints does he mean the content for which he is surely responsible or the fact that the taxpayer is paying for it as it is the taxpayer who is forced by law to pay his Parliamentary Communications Allowance?
http://www.peterkilfoyle.com/
I wonder how much we are having to pay for his crappy website?
It’s the right thing to do.
The webservice used in this instance costs £2.99 per month. but if paid annually the fee is £29.90. I wonder how much is claimed for and if the difference pocketed?
His list of useful links for his constituents are:
BBC Liverpool
Local news coverage
Everton Football Club
News and views from the official site
Labour NorthWest
News and Information from the Labour Party in the North West region
Labour Party
The official Labour Party website
Liverpool Capital of Culture 2008
News and events in the run up to 2008
Liverpool City Council
Local authority website
Liverpool Daily Post & Echo
Local news and issues
Liverpool Football Club
News and views from the official site
The Guardian
National and International news and issues
http://www.peterkilfoyle.com/links.html
To Anonymous.
Very useful,think I’ll give it a miss.
Recently Brown stated his support for Everton F.C. As a consequence Everton face a historic relegation and their No.1 fan Kilfoyle faces political and physical death.
His website, interestingly, is built/hosted with http://www.doyourownsite.co.uk/ the very same service that hosts KIP Research Ltd the “independent” company run by his daughter’s firm http://order-order.com/2009/11/09/about-that-independenti-report-mr-kilfoyle/ the filthy scouser scumbag.
I just wish I could find the words to convey the contempt I have for these people.
Guido says
“Guido was a little worried that the red-in-the-face Kilfoyle was going to have a coronary.”
Wiki says of Kilfoyle
“He is a patron of the British Heart Foundation following a heart attack in 2006 and Quadruple bypass surgery.”
All round hypocrites = The Fabian Society
DNA Fiddlers = Fabian Eiugenics
Gift to all bloggers.Turns out Nigel Lawson’s recent scepticism regarding Global Warming is linked to his Central Europe Trust Ltd. His clients are
BP,Amoco,Texaco,Elf,Total and SHELL.
yawn….
Hahahahaha!
we’ll call that Lawsongate now
Mr Guido – why has nobody looked a little deeper into Kilfoyle’s actions regarding the Tesco/Everton/Kirkby scheme?
His last minute intervention to attempt to stop the scheme being ‘called in’ raises serious questions regarding in whose interests he was acting.
It is unprecedented for a sitting MP to actively supporting the removal of a major employer from his own constituency.
There’s nothing worse than a chippy prole, eh?
Good to meet you last night Guido – keep up the good work.
Guido – ask a few questions about Yvette and a certain intern who caught her attention !
All is not well in the Balls household me thinks !
And the intern’s gender…..?
This deserves some digging, Guido….
She kept her boots on as well. She has an interesting little tattoo.
On over her head I hope, interninquestion.
InterninQuestion – I hope you have now quarantined yourself in advance of a complete medical check and decontamination!
I’m guessing the tattoo is ‘666′. Like Balls’ and Brown’s.
Satan’s little helpers fucking up the UK ‘cos they’re incapable of anything else.
Mr Intern,
As a dedicated Auntiephile of many years standing far beit for me to criticise a young person for wishing to explore the delights of older women. I’m also glad to see that you have recognised in following such a worthwhile course that one has to accept a certain degree of physical imperfection in one’s partner compared to her younger sisters.
Personally I find these little imperfections only add to the charm of the lady in question, but there is such a thing as moderation.
Unless you are an absolute triple bagger, I am sure you can do better for yourself than Mrs Balls.
It brings a new meaning to “internment” shut away with an intern.
Mind you if he treats her like he treats parliament I could quite understand the interest.
Dr Foster,the group which last week gained so much publicity over failing hospitals turns out to be headed up by Cameroon confidant Tim Kelsey.I smell large Tory Rat.
So was Kilfoyle complainining because it wasn’t true, or because his financial shenanigans had been publicly exposed?
I think we should be told.
I’m guessing Kilfoyle was tired and emotional.
As tired and emotional as a newt.
or a Lord.
Pistachio as a nut?
Doesn’t he remind you of George Roper, another fat, unfunny Scouse “comedian” of 70’s fame!!?
Nooooooooooo, he is just another trougher who is sticking is fingers up at the working classes…..typical school bully type!
He’s a Scouser. That should answer your question.
Indeed. Born victims, every one of them…
Kaam down, kaam down!
Guido, when you’re chatting to these chaps in an informal environment do they ever confide how embarrassed they are about allowing their incompetnet government to completely fuck up the economy. Do they ever show any signs of personal responsibility for the utter economic and social clusterfuck they’ve landed us with?
Or are they, like much of the adult population, just drinking themselves blind to escape from the reality of the clusterfuck they’ve created?
A bit of both. Those in government or ambitious stay in New Labour robot-speak mode. Those standing down are more open.
Fair enough. Either way it doesn’t reflect well on them.
To be fair the way MPs have sucked the state dry I don’t think you’ll find they have reflections at all.
of course they confide everything in Guido
where do you think all the top quality scoops have come from lately ?
Do you think Labour MPs understand that Socialism is merely a synonym for economic destruction.
Envy Taxes on Income are the surest way to destroy Comparative Advantage, which is the basis of wealth.
my ‘no-taxes’ Party will soon win the next election
their manifesto is written on candy clouds and jellybabies in the land of chocolate and unicorns
There is no doubt that the UK is just about to plunge into another trough of depression – not just a depression of we,the people – but also a financial depression.
This bizarre theory proposed by Brown and his fraudsters that at the end of this month we shall suddenly enter sunlit uplands just as surely as a sunrise follows night time,is a pile of bollocks driven only by political posturing.
As one of the 3 – 4 million unemployed,I am sitting tight,spending no money,going nowhere (I cannot remember when I last refuelled my car),buying just food and wearing more jumpers to keep warm.
And when I do get a job,I shall not spend money but rather aim to pay off the mortgage within the next two years.So again NOT SPENDING.
If the economy was a human body,the cancer has been diagnosed,the treatment has begun,using inferior knowledge and equipment and it may be all too late.
Shame he didn’t ! troughing twat !
They don’t like it up ‘em y’know! Typical old Stalinist – and Guido, in another country, you would have disappeared! We need to repair this country before it gets that far.
No rush – all in good time!
Well, today is the day you get a shiny new President and Lisbon Treaty becomes EU law.
How much coverage has the mainstream media given this historic occasion?
Fascism came creeping in at midnight without even a whisper!
Can I be the first to say
“Fuck the EU”.
While I still can, without getting arrested and deported.
seconded!!!
FUCK THE EU!
Your IP address has been noted, you will be detained at 5am for diversity and equality re-education.
Repeat after me – membership of the EU and unlimited immigration have been unreservedly positive changes to the area formally known as the UK. All problems are created by white males.
Membership of the Eu and unlimited immigration have been unreservedly negative changes to the area still known as the UK. All problems are created by socialists and diversity officers.
Right then – come and arrest me – if you’re hard enough.
“Fascism came creeping in at midnight without even a whisper!”
Yep, and the government and media left the back door open to ensure it could slit democracy’s throat without any trouble or fuss being made.
Someone else has noticed! Good.
The spare tyre was sold for beer money, the other tyres are almost bald. The engine is not a mercedes and the window screen is cracked. The driver is a madman and his mates, who should be pushing the car are completely pissed.
Not much to save methinks!
A labour government in collusion with the Banksters hav screwed you.
Meanwhile, here in Belgium, everybody is very proud of the New Holy Roman Emperor, AND
Miss Heavenly is 8 days old and without a doubt the most beautiful baby that ever existed!
Congratulations Old Nick, other half and baby Heavenly – are you going to name her thus – or stick to something like ‘Old Nicola’? lol.
Many congrats whatever!
Maëlle Heavenly warrior princess Breton
Thanks Suke!
Mzi asks if it would be appropriate on such an auspicious occasion if his grannie sacrificed a goat. He claims not to believe in all that stuff, but reckons it can’t hurt having the ancestors of the amaRemittansi on young Miss Heavenly’s side.
Alternatively The Risaldar-Major and his lads are quite happy to ask Kali, Goddess of Destruction, to bless your new daughter with mighty smiting powers so long as she promises to use them for good (ie killing paper wallahs and politicians).
Whatever you decide, Nurse and I shall both raise a dignified glass Brussels-wards this eve.
Cooper Balls – the Eva Braun of British politics – wedded to a monster and so stupid that she believes what she thinks is true.
And doesn’t she just show her open annoyance when a view other than her own dares to be voiced?
That frown and the tilt of the head – is she measuring the opponent for a noose and calculating the weight and drop height?
Soon to be extinct from British politics like her fascinatingly loathsome,error strewn partner in troughing.
Not your favourite troughing couple then??
They net £15,000 per month from their joint £149K salaries.
They then claim more for their “food allowance” than a pensioner gets each week to run their whole life.
Is that right?
Labour the party for the poor? Bollocks – it’s the party of the envious.
Yeah, but these ministers feel poor compared to the billionaires that they feast alongside at the trough and subsidise heavily with our taxes.
Anyone else for the bailout buffet?
To paraphrase Orwell – we are all equal – it’s just that some are more equal than others
Labour is the party for the poor all right.
Labour hates the middle classes. It wants to make them poor.
But Labour really, really hates the aspiring working class. It wants to keep them poor.
That is how socialism and communism works.
Its policies ensure that the poor stay where they are with no hope of improvement. Propaganda ensures that jealousy of absolutely anyone who is better off drags society ever downwards, the only ones who prosper are the socialist or communist politicians.
The poor are a donkey which is being thrashed with a stick to catch a carrot on a stick held in front of it. Socialism has tied the donkey to a ring in the wall. Perpetual misery is the donkey’s lot.
Why don’t the Conesrvatives tell it the way it is and draw more attention to socialist millionaire politicians who have literally robbed the poor to pay for their huge salaries and allowances?
Society is simply a term for the sum of the productivity of the people in it (as beautifully stated by Mrs Thatcher PBUH).
Socialist equality means punishing those of ever average productivity.
It should be rather obvious now that socialism is Anti Society.
and you can’t get any more Anti Society than lumbering the taxpayer with hundreds of £Billions in debt like all those socialist Bankers in the city did
twat
No, she’s even more stupid than that – she believes that we believe what she says is true !
(Which is why she makes people very, very, angry.)
Hit the nail on the head – something about Ball and Cooper-Balls just makes everyone incredibly angry.
But then looking right across the front bench on a Wednesday PMQ’s – they all make us incredibly angry.
Perhaps we could organise street parties for the weekend after Brown gets wiped out – the nation breathe again – it would resemble the crowds in London in May 1945 as they celebrated the end of WW2.
The day they are booted from power, hopefully humiliatingly in complete annihilation, will be a glorious day.
The day after, when we realise that fuck all will change under the newly elected puppets will be very sobering indeed!
Rompuy will still be President!
I’m voting UKIP, cos that is the only way I can vote against Rompuy!
vote ukip and see 5 more years of labour misery and incompetence.
vote conservative and see decades more in the eu and we’ll still have an entire dole underclass, crap hospitals, immigration and high taxes.
I was just wondering if she shaves?
does she answer all her own posts like a tit ?
don’t be silly, she hasn’t got any, tits i mean
Why no picture of the boots?
and one that looks like it was taken through a guinness stained glass?
From a particularly fine vintage of incompetent ignoramuses she is a very fine specimen.
No talent, no creativity, no charisma, nothing to offer, nothing to give.
The ultimate career politician and, of course, so well fed from the £800 a month of our money she threw around in Waitrose for years.
If there was any justice at all she’d be picking up litter by the side of the A23 for a decade.
Re last sentence – not if my car happened to develop a slight steering problem on the way UP the A23…..
Litter-picking ON the A23 would be much more satisfying.
Spoiled for choice is the little fuckwitt elf, there’s the A1 or M62 in her constituency, although I doubt she knows that!
A few months ago on TV someone was talking to people in a market place in her constituency – one bright spark commented, “if Labour put a Donkey up for election here, the locals would still vote for it”. Maybe they were right.
“if Labour put a Donkey up for election here, the locals would still vote for it”
Surely they already have!
I hear the runways at Heathrow could do with a sweep up too.
Not to mention the West Coast Main Line. No good having carrier bags tangled in those 25KV overhead lines.
Aye. She’s going to need a copper ‘grabber’ to reach those from the ground. Probably best if she stands on the rail to reach ‘em too.
So did he direct public monies to his daughter’s firm? Do we know for sure? Should be MSM stuff if he did.
Great pity that the fat, troughing bastard Kilfoyle DIDN’T have a coronary!
Hope the Guinness was cold and thick, Guido!
Yes – I do think the Labour govt seem to have somehow altered the minds of the Brits and made them very compliant and deferential.
These bastards need shooting,hanging – the lot. If it takes a heart attack ,then what a shame.
Get angry and get angry now because this country needs saving from these corrupt scum.
Agreed – but how? Labour and its successor will still control the state apparatus of power – without support from the Police/Army (unlikely) any serious protest may end badly.
Shouldn’t that be “Etonians ‘allegedly’ eating babies” Guido?…or do you know something we don’t?
I hope you returned home and showered to cleanse your body and did a suitable exorcism for your soul/spirit…Ephesians 6:12 ‘n all that.
So Dave is following in The Sainted Margaret’s footsteps, is he?
Is that one baby for breakfast or two?
It must depend on the size.
He’d have to peel the Black ones first. Tough skin.
Eat them whilst the bones are still soft! They get much more bitter with age.
Are they better boiled, fried or raw?
I hear Mandy likes them sunny side up.
Paulus was a complete arsehole and an evil arsehole to boot!
I usually find it’s not the messenger BUT THE MESSAGE that counts.
I usually find the opposite; Suke.
As Khalil says:
You cannot seperate a man’s faith from his actions.
eg
Gordoom words Gordoom actions
Prudence Financial illiterate
Moral Compass bully
right thing to do no idea what he is doing
He speaks very highly of you!
So did he direct public monies to his daughter’s firm? Do we know for sure? Should be MSM stuff if he did.
just watched that wanker Balls on Sky makes me sick lying through his back teeth,
on Marriage.
he wants exterminating
oh and Eamon Holmes questioning him about as much use as a chocolate
fireguard,fucking labour lackey as sky is.
Had my rant and got it off my chest.
So what ?
Mesmerised by her green boots, eh.
You sure you weren’t staring hard to see if she has got boobs?
Copper Balls is neither female or male – a little like one of those creatures that David Attenborough programmes discover living 36,000 feet down in the oceans.
I think Guido is turning gay, leching after Cooper-Bollocks!
(Sorry 6, didn’t see your post.)
Leprechauns are exclusively male.
So that’s why Ed Bollocks married him!
Would you credit it?
The name’s Balls. Ed Balls. Licenced to err..
Is edballs the same as dickhead?
Same family I think
Leprechauns are exclusively male
So are Lady Boys
So are men
She’ No Lady She’s My Wife
Dont you mean a rather worse for wear (pissed up) Peter Kilfoyle? Just looking at the picture he looks like an old soak
Yeah, probably from soaked up £££££’s of taxpayers money paying the subsidised bar bills etc etc etc….
I hope that all of the taxpayer-subsidised bars in the H of C, and the sponsored events such as this one, are all regarded by HMRC as benefits in kind and taxed accordingly?
No, I thought not.
And smoking is still allowed. Is’nt it?
Would I have got much action there last night? Was Toenails there?
Rent able to be paid for another few years methinks. Get you in the Xmas spirit.
yet again, I have no choice but to agree with myself
Hello there, this is just to let you know that the forum will be undergoing a fairly substantial reorganisation, so things may look a little different. There will be a bit of disruption as things are shuffled around but it shouldn’t last too long. Nobody panic.
You mean, things can only get better?? Now where have I heard that little song before??
Roll on the Revolution !!!!
The Blue Revolution !!
WE at the BBC prefer the pink revolution.
The standard of gags will improve under a Conservative Government
Gordon Brown walked into my car showroom yesterday and asked for something he’d look good in.
I replied, “That’s a shame. I sold the last Hearse this morning!”
Could be a major operation clearing out all you Leftie Pinko’s from the beeb….. I can just imagine the weeping and wailing …. actually a whaling type cull comes to mind hehehehehehe
Oh dear, bring on the Lord Tebbit review.
Fuck the review, just shut the BBC down! Kill it off!
They are reporting more and more climate alarmist BULLSHIT every day in the run up to the biggest waste of time ever, the Copenhagen conference on climate change fraud.
Thankfully, India has just joined with china and a dozen or so other countries to have an organised walk out if they do not get guarantees of MASSIVE subsidies from the west. They know that an increase in the life giving trace gas will not and can not lead to catastrophic warming, but they will play that game to their own advantage if they can screw a few trillion dollars out of us.
In Oz, they have replaced a warmist, Malcolm Turnbull, as leader of their liberal party, in favour of a realist (denier) in the form of Tony Abbott, who called AGW “crap”. I wish we could do the same here.
As the leaked CRU emails and data clearly demonstrates, AGW is not valid, it is a hypothesis that has never conformed to normal scientific method to remain “valid”, and since THEIR original data is now lost (the dog ate it excuse) then their AGW hypothesis can NEVER be validated independently, and indeed it never ever has been validated independently. CRU’s “peer review” process is the scientific equivalent of the Vatican asking Franciscan priests if Jesus is the son of God!
It is a farce, a fraud and the BBC and much of the climate alarmist religion are carrying on with the Copenhagen, global governance agenda regardless!
AlJaBeeba and ITV/C4 News – the latter both get their ‘news’ from ITN anyway – are failing to report “Climategate” full stop. I’ve been a subscriber to John’s Snowblog for several years and am about to unsubscribe in disgust. I once thought Snow was just a teensy weensy bit with ‘us’ but obvioiusly, he’s decided to offset his carbon footprint to enable him to fly to Brazil for goodness knows what…..so he’s obviously under the spell of the globalists too.
The hypocrisy of this ‘global warming circus’ is unbelievable with some of them flying at least twice around the world in a month -EVERY MONTH!
The BBC in it’s present form HAS to go – which is a shame as I was once proud to be an employee…sigh.
Another great and more ‘historical’ expose of this awful scam:
Jon Snow is a very close friend of the fraudster Brown – expect nothing.
David Icke was a former BBC employee. His books tell more truth about what is happening than the BBC ever does!
The BBC can talk about democracy and how we are the mother of democracies in one breath and in the next report on Rompuy being the President of the entire EU without skipping a beat!
And this as Rompuy admits and brags in a televised speech that we are NOW witnessing the global governance thanks to G20 and we need MORE global management to come out of Copenhagen!
Today they have established their EU dictatorship and now they want their global dictatorship built on the same model.
I do not remember the BBC warning us of fascist, unelected global government, but I do remember David Icke being lambasted for it!
The only laugh that the EU has ever given me is the news that “climate change denier” Nick Griffin will be going to the Copenhagen conference as part of their official delegation. Everything else coming out of the EU makes me want to weep!
O/T, but has anyone else seen the draft Copenhagen Treaty? It talks about global government, summarises how rich countries will pay poorer ones, suggests ways of raising taxes (eg 2% global financial transactions tax) and mentions alarming sounding fines for not meeting (UN imposed) carbon targets.
http://unfccc.int/resource/docs/2009/awglca7/eng/inf02.pdf
Dont keep on about “OE”
it makes us look like we’re snobs of some sort.
Floreat Etona!
Well bugger me, looks like our Great Leader was telling more lies, Britain is last G20 country to come out of recession !!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1232222/The-G20-nation-recession–Britain.html
No,no,no,no,no !!!! The Conservatives are wrong on the recession and wrong on the recovery!!!
What does the BBC say on this matter ??
The do nothing in opposition Conservatives. Do you know that they haven’t enacted anything in 12 long years. Ridiculous.
They are too busy telling lies about the climate.
Telling lies, it’s what we do.
Financial incontinence. It’s the right thing to do.
Just leave political parties off the ballot paper.
And leave names off too.
We would be leaft with;
Fatty.
Baldy.
Old Etonian
In the days before political correctness we could have added,
Homo
Member of the religion of peace.
Useless token woman.
Would it have made the Government any worse?
An amusing end to what was probably a abysmally dull evening, with or without booze. Fabian Society? Yaaaawwwwnn!
That scoundrel Kilfoyle really ought to control his passions, else he might just end up having a stroke.
It sounded like a great party, Guido.
I am beginning to see benefits of moving to London. Though what with wife’s job, my job and business, we are stuck for a while.
Labour does seem to be imploding, doesn’t it? And Cameron has wrong-footed them by saying sorry for an error. The fiend!
Balls spouts, Cameron says sorry (not used to this after Brown!) Baroness Warsi attacked by Luton extreme Muslims, should Iran be taught a lesson in real gunboat diplomacy? Plus more blather from Bercow
We never make mistakes so never have to say sorry like THEM tories
Doesn’t matter that he’s made an error and apologised. The big story was when he made the allegations. That’s what got the splash on the news. ‘Labour funds Loony Muslim Schools’.
More disaffected voters tootle off to B&P. Job done.
They’re not going to read about the apology. And the B&P will be there with their handy BBC promotional video of Baroness Warsi arguing with hairy arseholes in the street to keep ‘em on-side.
by ‘disaffected voters tootle off to the B&P’ you of course mean gay nazi skinheads so stupid they have to be told how to take a shit
You might call disaffected Labour voters that. I couldn’t possibly comment.
Yes, that would be why they’ve got two MEPs now, who were elected by those living in labour heartlands.
Take your head out of your arse – unfortunately the BNP are doing better than they ever have done, and it’s all thanks to the current government.
Quite clearly they are getting votes from far more people than the laughable but predictable stereotype cited by this moron.
Quote.
“While the two Islamic schools I mentioned got government money while being run by people linked to the extremist group Hizb ut-Tahrir, and while they did receive that money under a Pathfinder scheme, it was not the Pathfinder scheme concerned with combating extremism. ”
Puts the apology in context doesn’t it?
Yes it does, strangely, it is an apology that actually accepts and includes the truth! SHOCK!!!
When was the last labour apology that did that? Labour only ever apologise for other people thinking that labour was wrong, not for actually being wrong.
so how does this actualy change the fact that schools with links to Hiz-but-Tahrir have been funded via public funds?
Brown couldn’t even apologise to Mrs Janes properly
“Labour does seem to be imploding, doesn’t it?”
We live in hope that they do so TN, if not before the election then as a result of it.
The green boots of recovery?
Yvettes a great girl and Ed is a mate, great things await them.
We are lucky to have them , unlike certain ermine vermin liabilities
Ermine vermin seems to have bred copiously these last 12 years.
Although not interbred one hopes – enough of that goes on in ZNL as it is.
Interesting stat. on the Glenn Beck Show last night, Obama has only 10% of his staff/advisors with private sector experience, 90% have had non jobs or lived in academia forever and a day. The usual average for a US President is 50% – 60% ….
They are all blessed by his holiness. He is the “ONE”, the great redeemer.
No man hath spoke as well as the Obamamessiah.
(You should see him falter without his Autocue though!)
Shush! We’re coving up that one. Look over there at George Bush!
You were worried about Kilfoyle having a coronary?
Why?
If he keeled over towards Guido he might have spilt the Guinness.
it’s exagerrated humour you see
top quality funny
like saying this blog has the juciest scoops in politics including every incredibly important piss up that the mainstream meedya would rather keep secret so you you didn’t know about it
we’ll skin you alive for that spelling mistake sonny
or we’ll turn a solid lead Conservative into a far shakier one as our war widow PR stunt backfires
whichever is easiest
Well done Guido getting some value-for-tax-money through state-(i.e. private sector)-subsidised boozing.
3 (4) questions though:
-How could Guido notice Mrs Cooper’s head-nodding when he was thrown off-guard by her green boots? (Is green the theme re Copenhagen?)
-Do MPs declare all that subsidised boozing in their tax returns?
-Is Guido preparing for a major research effort to disclose all the tricks behind postal voting?
A few investment tips to get something out of your tax, as well as Brown’s failures:
-Capita shares in addition to Serco shares
-Short longer-term conventional gilts (post QE)
-Short sterling (watch out for sterling’s PPP though)
-Buy gold
Buy gold ??? Surely not ??????
When everyone else is buying, be the one doing the selling.
When everyone else is selling, be the one doing the buying.
Ed Balls friend Dr. Rake, the militant feminist, adherent of the Marxist ‘Frankfurt School’, who is publicly-funded to destroy what is left of traditional British society:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1232191/Dr-Katherine-Rake-The-feminist-derides-nuclear-family.html
The Nuclear Family is evil. There is far too much “Fallout”.
The disciples of the Frankfurt School are alive and well and carrying out their historic task of destroying Western society from within……
http://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/articles/MacDonald-WheatlandII.html
BTW The Fabian Society and Common Purpose are all part of the same subversive movement.
All funded and created by the banking families.
How do these man hating rug munchers square the islamic patriarchal circle?
I have often wondered that myself. It’s like they are caught between their pathological hatred of men, and their hatred of discrimination. Thousands of women are being tortured, often to death, whilst they try to appear holier than thou!
Swiss Misses have squared that circle.
Minarets are phallic symbols of male, patriarchal dominance. (It’s official).
Feminism has declared war on the dark ages in the Alps.
There must be 100’s of ‘nulibor’ organisations like this and run by people like Dr Rake – do we have a target list – is it prioritised – when do we start?
Some things help communities – other things destroy!
I fucking hate feminists and the shite they spout. They don’t want equality, they want women to have it all – at the expense of men.
If women were as good as the feminists would have you believe, they’d compete on their merits, not on their gender.
Instead, they get into the good jobs by playing the sexual equality card, and then start complaining that their employer isn’t “child friendly enough” or doesn’t allow breast feeding in meetings or wondering why everybody hates them for dicking off at 3:30 “cos Johnny’s got tooth ache, the poor lamb”.
Let’s get rid of the hypocritical “pro woman, anti man” slant we have at the minute and let people succeed or fail based on their merits and their contribution to society – and not on which particular victim bandwagon they happen to jump on next.
please get rid of those arses.
Indeed, they are certainly not top-notch, rather bottom-notch
What the politicians, or the fine ladies’ derrieres.
The fine derrieres that my workmates are concerned about.
Begone with them.
George Osborne: My dog’s got no nose.
Gordon Brown: How does it smell?
George Osborne: A canine’s olfactory system is ostensibly situated behind its nose, so the dog’s ability to smell remains intact.
Gorodn Brown: Hoon.
Is Gorodno his Russian cousin?
If the party was actually ON the terrace outside, I do hope that they did not use patio heaters, or any energy that was not from a renewable source, to keep them warm. They could have killed millions of polar bears and caused the oceans to rise 1000ft for every hour that they did.
They were trying to raise the level of the Thames with a bit of GW to swill the bullshit off the terrace.
another Neocon twat who sucks Dubyas cock
I agree with you myself and have every intention of answering all my own posts in the same twatty manner
Good Morning Campers
‘…A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite sometime. She was afraid that there might be something wrong with her, so she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she go see Dr. Chang, the well known Chinese sex therapist, so she did.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, “OK, take off all you crose.”
The woman did as she was told.
Now, get down and craw reery reery fass to odder side of room.”
Again, the woman did as she was instructed.
Dr. Chang then said, “OK, now craw reery reery fass back to me.”
So she did.
Dr. Chang slowly shook his head and said, “Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease, worse case I ever see, dat why you not haf sex or dates.”
Confused, the woman asked, “Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary disease?”
Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eyes and replied, “Ed Zachary disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass.’
Not exactly funny.
Just about sums them up……..
not as funny as the actually using the word “poop” that’s for fucking sure
that just about sums them up and I agree with myself again
I had that nodding Cooper woman on the back shelf of my cab.
Wow, how did you rate her performance??
Bit quashed isn’t it?
Back seat is better
I’m a bit worried that Guido may be going native.
Merely operating behind enemy lines. He’ll be fine, and the Guinness will dull the fear.
“Merely operating behind enemy lines.” said engineer.
enemy lines? ah: it is true; you are a tory.
why do you lie engineer?
why do you say you are not a tory when you obviously are?
what the fuck is that all about?
going to miraculously ‘convert’ to the conservative’s closer to the election to try to influence the reader eh?
I am becoming suspicious of you engineer. top boy thinks you are another tory plant like that other wanker steve expat the crackhead tramp.
yeah, you are definitely a tory stooge engineer.
and so I will have bash your brains out motherfucker. it is top boy’s job to keep threads clean from tribalist scum trolls like you.
time to put your tin hat on.
Paranoia is often found in people who’s lives are boring so their subconscious creates conspiracies in order to make life more interesting.
oh dear.
the tory trolls are using the same old chestnut as the new labour c’unts.
if ayone disagrees with the tories they question their mental health.
how very new labour.
top boy’s health is not in question.
but yours will be you c’unt if you backchat your intellectual superior again.
you retard.
No-one is questioning you’re mental health TaT, it’s rather obvious you have a tenuous link to sanity.
you are a communist anticitizen one.
I do not engage in debate with communists like you.
house rule.
Even if Adam Smith was a communist, Your lack of mental capacity renders you incapable of debate.
Engineer’s sentence means ‘operating behind the lines of Guido’s enemies’. The sentence would read the same if Engineer were a Labour supporter, except that it would then have spelling and grammatical errors and would probably contain the word ‘fuck’ more often than was semantically necessary.
A small point, TaT. The Houses of Parliament contain politicians of all parties and none. The Fabians are more likely to be of Labour persuasion than Tory, but how you can assume from my statement that I’m a Tory is beyond me. Guido has stated repeatedly, and proved by his posts, that he is anti-sleaze, anti-cant and anti-hypocricy in politics whatever it’s party origin. Hence, operating within the HoP is operating ‘behind enemy lines’.
Would you now please do us all a favour and slither back into your drainpipe?
Drainpipe, I said, TaT. Now go there, and stay there.
Had Guido lost his way or was he there out of choice?
Must look odd carrying a barrel of gunpowder while balancing a Guinness on top.
Easy. Barrel under left arm, pint pot in right hand. Helps if the barrel isn’t too big, of course.
A barrel of gunpowder is reckoned to weigh around 100 lbs, depending on the source you believe. If Guido can tuck 40kg of black powder under one arm while tucking into a Guinness with the other then I’ll call him sir. However, if he can tuck 40kg of black powder in his breeches and the same time put 40kg of white powder up his nose, I’d reckon on him being an Eastender.
WIKIPEDIA
Just defaced Ed Balls & that slag whore lying pitbull wife’s wikipedia pages.
Ah makes me fell much better editing some truth in there.
Love it!
“Ed “Arsehole of the world” Balls!
Nice one.
Just remember that Ed Balls is a member of the Labour Co-op party.
Remember that before shopping at the co-op.
Interesting. The lying pitbull wife’s page was reverted about a minute after your change. The Arsehole of the World’s page is still with your “corrected” version.
cos it’s right, thats why!
This would be a good test to see if those fraudsters in Brown’s bunker read this every minute – change one of the thugs wiki pages and announce it here – then watch how quickly it gets changed back.
Interesting test Guido?
this blog gets more hits than a youtube wanking monkey
innit?
If all the times are correct it was reverted in between Hang the Bastards making the change and saying here that he had done so, which suggests that it was noticed independently of this blog.
Which means the bunkeristas (or one of the pitbull’s lackeys) are sitting there reloading to check for changes, or have this automated (if they have mastered technology this much).
For some reason they seem to care more about Cooper that Balls.
Just re-entered my edits.
Two things I would like to see during the next election
(1) How many Labour MPs can get eggs or doig shit thrown at them
(2) Total destruction of every Labour MP Wikipedia pages so the truth can be told.
P.S. Were TaT, MB and the Solutions boy at the Fabian do? Mopping up spills perhaps?
Yeah
Sorry we’re late with the entertainment this morning. We had a skinful and then went clubbing. Over hung -got a mouth like Ghandi’s flipflop. Will try my best.
yeah I agree with myself here as I always do
We were waiting for you with a can of petrol and a match, but we obviously could have saved on the petrol.
sir william: yes top boy did attend in order to identify the fabian traitors and add them to his list.
the evidence must be gathered in an orderly and methodical fashion so when the hangings of the fabian traitors commence and with top boy standing next to the hangman holding the list of the guilty he will be able to ensure the positive identifications of the guilty fabian traitors.
oh how the crowds will shout and cheer with joy as one by one these self serving anti working class traitors drop.
disclaimer: all of this would of course require the authority of a court.
but let us be clear: the fabians are the enemy of the working class and so they should be hanged for their treachery against the workers at the hands of the workers.
we could probably convene an ad hoc people’s virtual court here. I will be judge and I say that a simple guilty or not guilty verdict from a panel of readers will suffice.
guilty or not guilty, what say the jury?
and I think it would be wise, as this court is in session, for it to order that anyone who attempts to come to the rescue of the fabian traitors should also be hanged.
pour discourager les autres, innit.
How about the authority of the Court of Public Opinion?
Quote of the Day:
John Bercow said…
“I cannot think of a single year in the recent history of Parliament when more damage has been done to it than this year, with the possible exception of when Nazi bombs fell on the chamber in 1941… We have to make it crystal clear that we will dynamite the past arrangements, practices and, crucially, cultures that allowed the expenses disaster to take place and will do so with as much vigour as Guy Fawkes intended to apply here in 1605.”
And what he meant:
“I cannot think of a single year in the history of Parliament where we MPs came so close to losing our treasured privileges and our oceans of cash. We have to make our troughing completely unexaminable and, crucially, cripple the bloggers and journalists who caused the near-disaster to take place, and will do so with as much vigour as a dog raking earth over its shit.”
When the Truth being revealed is described as bad it’s a sign of a scam.
The MPs expenses scam.
The AGW scam.
And this guys & gals will be Labour’s response to The Conservatives at tomorrow’s Prime Minister’s Question Time (Joke interlude)
My Nan came down to see me at my new flat the other day.
‘Did you come on the Bus Nan?’
‘Yes’ She replied. ‘But i made it look like an Asthma attack’
It should be sufficient to have the Front Bench doubled up with laughter
Fuck Fabians. Repeal the hunting ban.
Time to consign Fabians, Fablon and the like to the dustbin of history.
Nope, Allow the hunting of Fabians.
They’re much more harmful to farmers, and they’re vermin.
They’re a bit slow over the ground, though, so the hounds catch them very quickly. They don’t give much sport.
Fuck the hunting ban, repeal the Fabians!
The Fabians do beter cartoons than Guido.
http://www.fabians.org.uk/publications/extracts/cartoons
But why is the taxpayer subsidising their Christmas bash? We didn’t elect them, the civil service does not employ them and no one has appointed them.
Financial incontinence = The Labour Party
Because it’s the right thing to do.
Ah – so Brown is fine to quote helicopters numbers as increasing by 60% (ie from 6 to 9) and cannot say how many of them there actually are,but he is able to confirm a question that nobody actually asked;
How many Special Forces have we got in the arena?
Nobody asked it and here is the traitor volunteering it.
This scum must be taken from his office immediately and charged with treason – helping the enemy specifically by divulging secrets liable to be to the detriment of the UK.
And the punishment for treason?
Execution.
Guido- thanks for the telegraph link to the story of Brown angering the SAS by revealing that they’re deployed in Afghanistan. Just an unbelievable attempt to associate himself with men of real courage, something Brown knows nothing about. Everyone should read the link just to see what a pathetic man we have as PM – a man who will do whatever he can, however much damage it does to the country, in a desperate bid to boost his popularity. Won’t work but we’re going to be picking up the bill for years and families mourning lost loved ones for a lifetime too.
Gordon Brown – you are the worst PM in history, yes even worse than Blair.
He did a similar blabber-mouth a few weeks ago when he shot his fat mouth off that Obama was going to be increasing troop numbers ‘in the next few days’. Followed by an immediate denial from the White House. Why? Because Obama hadn’t announced it at home yet. He thought he could rely on the UK’s PM to keep his fucking gob shut until he’d squared it away at home.
The big fucking mouth couldn’t wait to blab his gob off ‘cos Obama had confided in him. Just had to get out the ‘news’ that a) He talked to Obama on the phone and b) Obama had actually given him some inside information.
Brown is a fucking embarrassment. I thought Major was bad but this guy is in a whole new league of incompetence.
I remember – was that before or after Brown literally chased Obama through the kitchen to get a photo-op – we’re being led by a guy who has all the restraint and emotional maturity of a 13 year old girl with a big crush. He’s a joke.
That would be several weeks after he chased Obama through the hotel kitchen.
He is statesmen-like. We’re going to produce a special report on whether David Cameron is seen as too lightweight (or of course right-wing) in the run up to the election. Assuming the great leader allows one.
If Brown thinks that revealing (and quantifying) the presence of Special Forces in Afghanistan is going to endear him to the public then he must be deluded.
The Army apparently already holds Brown & Ainsworth in very low regard, and revealing a competitive advantage in the war is not going to please them.
Those of the public who think may conclude that Brown broke a long standing convention (enforced by the D Notice Committee) for a debatable short term political advantage.
The only people likely to be happy at the disclosure are Labour party officials, who can uncritically parrot the Leader’s line that 10,000 pairs of boots are enough for the job. They are already ignored (except by the uncritical media) and will be irrelevant after May 2010.
Headlines are far more important than trivia like safety of troops. If they didn’t want to be shot at, they shouldn’t have joined – it’s their own fault.
Look, if we don’t get the right stories into the media, the plebs might do something stupid at the next election and return the baby-eating Tories, who would do nothing because they were wrong on the recession and wrong on the recovery, and anyway they refused to hold a referendum. So how could you trust them?
All hail the Dear Leader!
Shame we can’t get them up to Downing St with all that firepower – double tap the mincer.
6 to 9 is only 50%. More likely it’s 5 to 8, or 10 to 16. Don’t forget that if Brown has counted in destroyed helicopters (at least one and possibly two), it actually helps him in quoting percentage increases as they make the all-important number bigger. Juts like fiddling Climate Change figures really.
Hope to hell he’s hasn’t wished them luck.
Conversely stating total debt as a percentage of GDP makes the numbers look smaller. Ie I have increased debt to 60% of GDP sounds bad. But not as bad as ‘I have trebled national debt since 2007′ Or ‘I plan to double national debt in three years’.
Deliberately understated to fool the voters as to the true clusterfuck he has created.
Wrong again MB.
That’s the hat-trick.
said the heroin addict.
That is why the ZaNuLieBor apologies for ‘ministers’ got their lies in first with Mrs Cooper-Bollox being one of the first to lie that ’since 1997 we have repaid debt’. Poor dumb fucks like Mastur Bator didn’t appreciate that the ‘government’ paid back and then re-mortgaged at twice the amount between 2002/7, before the Brown-inspired credit crash, and persuaded most of the population to do the same so that the country was well and truly donaldducked!
Dave should sack Gove but he probably has not got the balls.
“The gaffe was all the more painful for the Tory leader because he had overruled a suggestion that all the key information be double-checked.”
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/education/article6934174.ece
So he’s learned a useful lesson whilst in opposition and not in government. Embarrassing, but it didn’t cost any lives.
Cameron will be sure to double check things in future – given that he’s likely to be a next PM, it’s a timely lesson in basic good managenent practice.
The fockers did get the dough, just from one pathfinder not another.
An apology was issued.
Where’s the apology from Brown for:
I can’t face making the list, it’s too effing long, but you all know anyway
said the expert loser.
Best placed to come out of the recession eh?
As soon as we have enough funds (might be some time) we WILL be back to bail out the UK
hahaha isn’t it
Fabian Solutions = Millions dead
Stalinist Russia 20 million + alone.
Fuck the Fabians. Repeal that old bollox known as H.I.P.
I will vote for any bastard that promises this monstrous
legislation will be booted off the statute books.
Home Information Packs – our family sold a small property earlier in the year following a bereavement. The buyers were not remotely interested in the HIP, neither were the sellers, and neither the solicitors and surveyors wanted the hassle of preparing it. Presumably it got done, since we paid for it, but it added no benefit to the transaction for anyone.
Solicitors have to do their own independent checks to comply with their insurance.
HIPS are just a meddlesome and expensive intrusion
It looks a lot more like creating a bunch of box-ticking non-jobs.
My daughter just sold her flat.
The HIP report cost £220.
No bastard has ever asked to see it.
Nice work if you can get it – I wouldn’t have the gaul introduce such a scam. Simply another stealth tax – legalised theft imo.
The world is run by nothing less than a global mafia.
Dream on. Getting solicitors to reduce their fees? Hahaha.
Maybe she needs a HIP replacement.
A HIP doesn’t do anything that wasn’t done before anyway. Most of the information in it can be determined by visiting the property and using your eyes, and the legal stuff was always processed and checked by the vendors and buyers solicitors anyway. In our case, it made no difference whatever to the transaction, merely increased the costs.
I is amazed.
HIPs are not required in Scotland. It’s just a Tax on you pillocks in England and Wales so shut up and pay up.
HIPs are pointless – especially at the higher end of the market. What buyer of a £2million house is going to rely on a HIP – they all appoint their own surveyors.
Just don’t bother, the fine is less than the cost of the pack.
Balls is a braindead bully and top expenses trougher.
You seem to have lost your rather tenous connection to reality.
queried the pedicator from LaboursLost.
tat
I bet nobody is dumb enough to pay you to post your shite, you sad wanker
you read it phil you sad dumb wanker.
tat
Apart from that personal message to me, I don’t read anything with your name on it, you sad little prick. I expect nearly everyone else gives your infantile dross a wide berth aswell.
I was replying to M.B. whose connection with reality has been completely severed by the moderator.
You could get a job in the climate change industry. Only having a degree in the social and political history of knitting co-operatives in north-east Scotland (1820-1850) needn’t be a handicap.
Ed Balls mmmmmm lovely
His head seems to be getting larger and his hair
is becoming streaky and admirably well groomed.
Very much like Terry Griffiths after he won the snooker
championship. Does Ed play snooker?
With the head transition the shoulders are shrinking.
Very much like certain stage actors. Does Ed act.
“Does Ed play snooker?”
With Mrs Cooper-Balls, and I hear he’s quite keen on potting brown.
Not nearly as funny as watching our economy implode as Brown/Darling policies enable the ‘best placed’ country to remian mired in recession, eh Master Irrumator ?
I know Cameron is the even more lightweight heir to Blair who will fuck up spectacularly after the next the election with a shadow cabinet of twats, but at the end of the day Dave pays my fucking wages and keeps me in nappies, anal beads, and gay bullingdon boy porn
You could get a job in the far right blogging fuckwit industry. Only having the abilty to parrot neoconservative twattery and cut and paste from other far right blogs and jnews sources needn’t be a handicap.
I’m not normally a fan of Labour List, The Fabians and other left leaning ideological thinktanks. However the humour, humility and self depreciation inherent with these doctrines have changed my mind.
After all Gordon Brown is getting on with the job. Tax and spend!! I love it!!
Good for you Mike you shitblasted anal pustule
Now fuck off whoever you are
Thanks for your constructive critique of my observations. I am not usually a fan of the BBC but I can’t help myself posting lots of positive comments about Mr Brown. Vote Labour!!!!!!
Keep up sockpuppet number #12b or do you need re-programming?
Well actually I was answering a fake post supposedly by MB, which has been modded out. However, I already have a steady job with the Zionist-Republican Big Oil Bilderberg Climate-Denier White-Supremacist World Domination League. so I won’t be taking up your offer.
What is this problem people have with the Red Sea Pedestrians anyway? I’ve never understood it.
Ah, diddums!
OT
Latest in a series of headlines not carried by the BBC. Try and imagine whatthey’d be like if the baby-eating Tories had done this to the UK economy…
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1232222/The-G20-nation-recession–Britain.html
We wUv tHe daILY MaIL iT maYkes owR brains tiNGle
W U H I L Y M I L T Y R N G?
Is it a code? or just ‘flu.
Read The Grungeiad if you’ve got no brains at all.
Like in a public swimming pool, most of the noise on this blog comes from the shallow end.
Should have gone to Spec savers
Britain is best placed to be the last G20 country out of recession.
Tory troll.
Who mentioned the Dail Mail first then?
Good for shit wiping activites and lining rabbit cages, tisal.
Recession denier
Stalker.
the dead guy is alive. war is good.
give me all your fucking money or the climate gets it.
Kinfoyle is a fat wozzer
He will make a fine replacement for Ricky Tomlinson in the Royle Family if needed.
Today’s Daily Politics show includes this
The new leader of UKIP Lord Pearson will be here, talking about the future for the UK Independence Party, and his apparent offer to disband and do a deal with the Conservatives
How can they do a deal with Euro Dave?
fucking hell, it’s scorching* today!
- supporting data kindly supplied by some gimps in E.Anglia.
Last winter was forecast to be very mild. This summer was, apparently, the fifth warmest on record. This coming winter is also forecast to be very mild.
And I’m a monkey’s uncle.
In case there was any doubt I can confirm I am a huge gayer.
So Iran says anyone who strays into its waters will be arrested, detained and investigated to see if they are threat. Nothing wrong in that, we should do the same.
Very expensve yacht with experienced crew, the latest navigation equipment and current up to date charts sale into Iranian waters. That is dumb.
Iranians arrest the crew. One can not say that the Crew were NOT forewarned.
British MPs and press up in arms about the Iranian actions. What have the Iranians done wrong?
did you know I was Miss HMS Cornwall Fat Slag 2007?
now where’s me fucking ciggies and me iPod.
war is good. Iran is next. the dead guy is alive. shit it’s hot.
Even the latest satellite navigation systems are useless if those in control the GPS network manipulate the system to show false coordinates in order to lead a boat off course.
The coming war against Iran is being planned and the case for war has to be backed up with incidents like this, what better way to ramp up hostility than to divert a ship off course so the Iranians could be provoked into responding.
Sailors now rely on GPS instead of the old navigation methods and they steer a course set by the GPS, just like people in their cars being steered off cliffs and down cart tracks etc by satnavs.
The drum beat for another war starts to beat louder, the PTB needs yet another dodgy dossier and what better way to whip up anti Iran fervour than this?
Ill put on my coat with arms that tie round the back and put my tin foil hat on and take my medication now.
Making all sorts of threats when they know perfectly well that these people are not spies or saboteurs is wrong. If they were honest folk they would just confiscate the yacht to teach them to be more careful in future and send them home.
One things for sure “Ahmdinnerjacket” will not be worried about “Miliboys “or Brown and will totally ignore themIit seems that these guys have been held by Iranians for 6 days and the FCO still doesn’t know who’s holding them or where they are and apparently according to some Iranian journo on BBC news there’s a big demo against the British Embassy scheduled in Tehran tomorrow regarding our harbouring some dissident Iranian bloke who has already left the UK anyway. These hostages will be used for maximum publicity by the Iranians and they will exact the maximum grovelling/concessions from Miliboys and Brown before they let them go minus a very expensive racing yacht and equipment
It seems that people never learn …. stay away from anywhere near Iranian Waters or even within 20 miles because on thing’s for certain if you’re a UK national you’re on your own mate and not even the Royal Navy will help even if they were tied up alongside you at the time the Iranians took you off and detained the yacht(‘ealth an’ safety you understan’ ?). Better hang on to those i-pods and hope that you’re let free before Xmas
The Royal Navy did not even protect their own.
Frigging hell I know the Gulf is narrow in parts, but you must be fairly reckless to enter Iranian waters given the likely outcome. You can give it a really wide berth unless your boat is playing up that is.
Frankly Britain doesn’t have the diplomatic or military clout to stand up to Persia these days. Write off the five sailors who fell into their clutches then treat Persia like North Korea (ie abandon hope all ye who enter here).
BBC National Good News last night:
Nice man turns on Christmas Lights. Don’t that just gladden your heart.
(Or was it a slow news day?)
Breaking National News: Branch line temporary railway station is opened.
So in a couple of weeks they can rig up a station. Good.
But the jackasses in Edinburgh decided to spend half a billion quid to stick new tram tracks on the main road to the airport rather than sticking a station on the existing railway line that runs right along the airport boundary fence.
And who was in control when this imbecile decision was taken? Labour. And who failed to knock the imbecile decision on the head – despite pledging to do so in their manifesto? The SNP.
Follow the money.
Weren’t the SNP outvoted as the opposition (for opposition’s sake) partys wanted the tram project to blow a hole in the SNP’s budgeting, thus bringing them down?
My recollection was that Salmond (possibly for reasons of saving face as you suggest) went down the route of ‘Oh well we’ve committed/pissed away so much money on it already we might as well finish it’.
Last I heard the centre of Edinburgh was torn up, traffic was a nightmare, there’s some fucking contractual dispute (Jeez – who didn’t see that one coming) and the taxpayer is paying ‘compensation’ of umpty thousand pounds a day while fuck all gets done.
Meanwhile Salmond could throw up a station for next to nothing at the end of the runway and just cancel (‘postpone indefinitely’) the whole fucking lot.
Millenium Dome moment.
Edinburgh has a good bus service, including a £5 airport express. Trams are a white elephant for the grandiosement of the power mad politicos.
Wonder what the lights did to him to make him turn on them ?
Brown’s just been named the world’s 74th most important thinker : http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2009/11/30/the_fp_top_100_global_thinkers?page=full
What a fucking embarrassment that he made it that far up the list!
And I’m the world’s 74th most important pole-vaulting rock star.
From the article:
Sometimes it takes a crisis to turn a madman into a prophet. And that’s just what has happened to New York University economist Nouriel Roubini, known fondly by economy-watchers as Dr. Doom.
When he predicted back in 2006 that the bursting of the housing bubble would decimate global credit markets, causing a broad, international recession, he sounded crazy, IMF economist Prakash Loungani told the New York Times. Not so after 2007: “He was a prophet when he returned.”
_____
Just imagine, the experts thought that he was crazy to imagine that a housing bubble could burst.
Proves how crap most “experts” really are.
“Ex” – a has-been.
“Spert” – a drip under pressure.
CLIMATEGATE CLAIMS ITS FIRST BIG POLITICAL SCALP
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/jamesdelingpole/100018413/climategate-claims-its-first-big-political-scalp/
Australian conservatives have shown the way by dumping the party leader who was in favour of massive carbon taxes and replacing him with one who stated last month that AGW is “crap.”
This makes Malcolm Turnbull, the suddenly-ex-leader of Australia’s Liberal party, the first major political victim of the Climategate furore. And his replacement Tony Abbott, the first politician to reap the benefits of the world’s growing scepticism towards ManBearPig. Of the three candidates, he was the only one committed to delaying the Australian government’s proposed Emissions Trading Scheme (ETS).
The trouble began last week when Australia’s opposition Liberal party began haemorrhaging frontbenchers, all of them preferring to lose their jobs than be railroaded by their leader into voting with the Government on Kevin Rudd’s new carbon tax………………………….
oh and how we laughed
This is the sort of sociopathic bitch-from-hell that Labour want ruling over us. If she was black and a lesbian even better:
Chief executive hired by the Government to promote women in business ‘bullied female colleagues’
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1232138/Chief-executive-hired-minister-promote-women-business-bullied-female-colleagues.html#ixzz0YRD8U5PJ
Kill the bitch.
I’m no fan of Gordon Brown but after the disgraceful way that Cameron has recently launched vicious unjustified attacks on both Mr Brown and Mr Balls I will be voting Labour from now on.
Its your vote to waste.
With any luck you will be on your own AT.
Serco ought to take a leaf out of my book – “you can’t be all things to all people” so my advice is don’t try…. However, unlike me, who doesn’t aspire to ‘rule the world’ – Serco is the future imo, of “corporate, joined-up, global governance” and it’s anything BUT what perceive as ‘democratic’.
From their website today they too have a finger in Dubai (!) and surprise, surprise – scratch the surface and you’ll usually find The ‘C’ Group lolol:
Tom Corcoran (65)
Non-Executive Director (1) (2) (3)
“Tom joined Serco in December 2007 as a Non-Executive Director. He brings 40 years of global business experience, particularly in the US aerospace and defense contracting industry. He is currently Senior Advisor to private equity firm The Carlyle Group and President of Corcoran Enterprises, LLC, a management consulting firm.”
http://www.serco.com/about/ataglance/profiles/index.asp
Mzzz. Bollocks “did a lot of that head-nodding thing ”
Would that be keeping time with her in-situ vibrator perhaps?
It is true that Mr Brown – as the saying goes – ‘runs rings round me’.
But then, he’s a far more experienced politician than I.
And I wouldn’t like to disturb the status quo.
Just watched Lord Pearson – the new leader of UKIP on Daily Politics Show – reagrding UKIP disbanding for General Election if Conservatives agreed to referendum about UK withdrawal from EU and he spent 5 mins rabbitting on about his 12,000 acres in Perth(Scotland presumably NOT “Oz”) blimely o’reilly UKIP are well and truly stuffed !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! At least Farage was almost credible
OT
http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=M2JiNGY1MzllMTc4YWFlMzJkMTk4NDk4YjY2OWZiZDg=
Dr Rajendra Pachauri flew at least 443,243 miles on IPCC business in this 19 month period. This business included honorary degree ceremonies, a book launch and a Brookings Institute dinner, the latter involving a flight of 3500 miles.
So strong is his love for cricket that his colleagues recall the time the Nobel winner took a break during a seminar in New York and flew in to Delhi over the weekend to attend a practice session for a match before flying back. Again, he flew in for a day, just to play that match.
Do as I say, not as I do.
Classic
Quite so. You must go without ice in your drink so that I can fly from New York to New Delhi for a one day cricket match.
The Taliban…. “Where are the SAS?”
Gordon Brown…..”the’re behind you”
Is Kilfoyle’s daughter still being roasted by Liverpool footballers or have they given up on mutton?
http://wattsupwiththat.com/2009/11/30/pielke-senior-revkin-perpetuates-a-myth-about-surface-temperature-record/#more-13451
Changed days when the commies come out to play in full view on the terrace of Westmidden instead of being under the bed.
I bet the taxpayer paid for a substantial chunk of this nonsense as well as most of the salaries directly or indirectly of the attendees.
I can’t even apologise properly to Mrs Jones, so don’t expect any apologies from me. I am getting on with the job and I have nothing to say aory about
THIS IS GREAT!
Taken from the American list of 100 Top Global Thinkers.
Only one other Britain…Christopher Hitchens at number 47.
BUT AT NUMBER 74:-
Gordon Brown
for his leadership during the financial crisis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Prime Minister | Britain
Brown will very likely not be prime minister of Britain for much longer. The Labour Party will almost certainly suffer ignominious defeat in a national election sometime by mid-2010. The prime minister, who as chancellor of the exchequer under Prime Minister Tony Blair oversaw the inflation of massive housing and financial bubbles, will be known by his caricature in the British press, as a paranoid, bellowing, and incompetent leader. But even if Brown did not do enough to stop the bubbles from developing, he proved one of the world’s most courageous leaders after they had burst. His government may not have quite “saved the world,” as he claimed to much derision last December, but in acting immediately and forcefully to prevent disaster by nationalizing failing banks, pushing through massive stimulus measures, and urging his counterparts to do the same, he just may have saved his reputation.
“JUST MAY” I doubt it.
These fuckers are in a parallel universe. So after sitting there and watching an unprecedented bubble in house prices and a massive public and private borrowing binge he ‘courageously’ averted disaster by – slashing interests in an effort to support the house price bubble and printing and squandering hundreds of billions of quid in an effort to re-inflate the consumer borrowing binge.
Fucking surreal.
Britain is best placed……..to be the last G20 country out of recession.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1232222/The-G20-nation-recession–Britain.html
I’m definitely top 10 material.
I thought Gordon brown was the financial genius around here, or is that only in his own head?
Sir Patrick MaCormack is leaving. That’s what happens when you have wankers for managers. He is one of the good guys, good guys like to be managed by good guys, not wankers. Only wankers stay to be managed by wankers, thats why shit managers are the real problem, thats why our government are shit, cause their shit managers
They’re turning nasty aren’t they?
http://thoughcowardsflinch.com/2009/11/30/the-electoral-argument-for-the-deselection-of-frank-field/
Apparently the activists want Frank Field and then Tom Harris out!
They have strayed too far from message – best not go walking in the woods any time soon.
[The focus, say the electoral strategists and the PR people, should be on the way Labour is dealing with the economy, and the 1937-style disaster that may well ensue if the Tories get into power.]
Had a good laugh at that, could the tories make things any worse? I suppose they could do but why would they want to?
Sukyspool rocks.
Who yer trying to kid Guido? thats not Kilfoyle its Jimmy Tarbuck.
Where can i get a T shirt with FCUK EU on it, we should all wear them and have bumper stickers as well.
FCUK EU
Arse
Drink
Girls
Feck
Tory Toffs
Class war
comrades
revolution
ahhagaggagagagagahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I hope you’re not talking about a J e w is h mafia, suky?
That would be unacceptable and impermissable as I’m sure you know.
absolutely – can picture the twat now – no hoper in,a no hoper life.
and deeply unpleasant with it.
oh dear phil you lying fucking c’unt. you do read my posts.
you must have done because you hold an opinion on them.
DOH!
you dopey fucking c’unt. walked straight into it.
you are not up to scratch phil.
oh well.
Imo and from my ongoing research – ALL ROADS really do LEAD TO ROME and even the ‘Z’s’ and their bankster, gangster ilk don’t even know that Rome orchestrates it all – not Papa Razzi of course – he’s just another ‘front’.
All enablers will be discarded when ‘temporal sion’ is eventually achieved – or that’s what ‘they’ like to think…
Rome will apparently relocate to Jerusalem in the not too distant future – the library is currently closed – in preparation perhaps??
thick as thieves proves once more why he is TOP BOY round here.
we love you tat, please keep entertaining us with your devastating wit and phenomenal political nouse.
from your growing army of devoted fans.
Sukyspook
So you think the Roman Catholics are orchestrating the Great Global Conspiracy do you?
You’re as mad as a demented moonbat, you fruitcake.
Hello tat, you saddo.
Mr N. Rothschild esq. Waddesdon, Bucks says:
December 1, 2009 at 1:22 pm
“Sukyspook
So you think the Roman Catholics are orchestrating the Great Global Conspiracy do you?
You’re as mad as a demented moonbat, you fruitcake.”
Of course the GGC (Great Global Conspiracy) comprises the R o t h c h i l d s who handle the dosh, along with the Rockefellers and much more besides the dosh etc etc. How it all fits together in the ‘detail’ still eludes me but I know that the very top probably comprises the ‘J’s’ via the black popes Adolpho Nicholas and Klovenhoof (Kolvenbach). James Bond – 007 – Tubal Cain (geddit) is a typical ‘J’ agent imo….
The GGC isn’t a sect/religion/political party/race etc etc – IT’S A MINDSET – and evil to boot – and that ‘mindset’ can comprise of Muslims; Catholics; Protestants; Jews; Z-Jews; JW’ds; Mormons; CofScientology; etc etc etc and can be any colour or nationality….