Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning View
Digested Read : Maya by Alastair Campbell – John Crace
What Happened To 19 Secretive Tories? – LibDemVoice
Charged MPs Still Take Labour Whip – Paul Waugh
Labour Distances Itself from Official Law Firm – Iain Dale
Labour Party’s Solicitor Defends Theft Charged MPs’ – Telegraph
Doing Emotional – Jon Craig
Gordon Brown’s Policy Inventions - Fink
Conservatives Need Clear, Discernable Principles – Fraser Nelson
Union’s £75 Million Lever on Labour – News of the Screws
Cameron Has to Come Up With Something Better – Fraser Nelson
Republican Twitter Kings – Time
Prosecute Racketeering MPs – Times
Yeo’s Pre-Blogged Ambush – Indy
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Sarah Palin said…
“A year later, I gotta ask the supporters of all that, ‘How’s that hopey, changey thing working out for ya?’ “
-Gilts (Mar)
As of 28 Jan 2010 +5.8%
poor show
I reckon the majority of MPS have an inbred gene pool. How else can it be that so many misfits are gathered in one place?
I reckon a cartoon featuring minarets would have been better.
Can’t do that. Cruelly attacking just one one man becuse of his ancestors is ok. Discussing a very powerful Eastern religion that is bent on taking over Europe is NOT allowed.
I guess Prescott will just have to drop the ‘chinless inbred’ part of his go-to rant about the toffs.
The news that John’s great-great-great-grand-dad might not have been so great after all explains a great deal on an individual and collective level about these great Labour stongholds. For years I’ve been saying that such constituencies as Hull and Glasgow that routinely have staggering poverty and yet habitually vote Labour do so because they have quite literally bred themselves to fit the niche of dumbed-down ambition. There is no other explanation for constituencies like Glasgow NE or those Newcastle constituencies where ‘work’ is a Roald Dahl-like fantasy.
In this day and age when everybody has access to a colour TV and 13 years of compulsory education there is absolutely no excuse for sitting on your arse in a council estate giving it ‘my life is shit and it’s all the tories/toffs fault’. Those who choose to do so are simply lazy, unimaginative parasites who are taking the piss.
And bastards like Prescott are having a fucking good laugh pushing all their idiot buttons and then using their own fucked-up doctrine to wreck all that’s good about the rest of the country.
DOES THE FAT-KUNT HAVE ANY GIRLS OF HIS OWN ?
If so our useless social services should be alerted asap!
Harold, how true.How many tears in the future over this?-untold
The Swiss say that a minaret is a symbol of terrorism is that because Mohammed designed it to look like a rocket launcher with an rpg in the end ?
I see the Swiss now intend to ban Bingo callers!!
These Minarets create a lot of noise though. Can you not blame the Swiss for not wanting the hills to resound with the amplified sound of calls to prayers 5 times a day?
EVERY BODY !
The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Muslims
,
With Songs They Have Sung For A Thousand Years
maybe more like a bayonet
The People’s Party quotes the Turkish premier Erdogan according to whom “minarets are the bayonets of Islam”.
Maria – the call to prayer was already banned.
The call to prayer would be illegal under Swiss law. None of the four other mosques use it.
But the whole point of Labour’s Tory Toffs, chinless wonders attacks is that they are the product of inbreeding. In many cases it is true of course.
If they are ‘inbreeding’ it is only because they took the trouble to keep a record of who they married over the years so we know for sure that (say) Lady Di was actually Prince Charles sixth cousin or whatever.
What Prescott’s case is telling us is that in any town or village you care to mention 150 years ago then they were all routinely marrying their first cousins or their sisters or shagging their own daughters for several generations so it turns out the hearty peasant stock of ye olde merrie Englande is every bit if not more inbred than the toffs. Which is not the fault of the people who are the outcome of that genetic distillation but it sure goes a long way to explain how the UK manages to retain such constituencies of such concentrated fuckwittery that will, after 80 years of Labour representation, still vote Labour even though they now have the average life expectency of a Gabonese tribesman and less hope of social mobility than they did 80 years ago.
WHERE IS LONDON MUSLIM?-IS IT HIM WHO DOING ALL THE SHOUTING FROM HIS TOWER?
CAN WE GAG HIM?
Prove it cretin.
If Scotland becomes independent does that mean all Scottish MPs will be sacked?
If Scotland becomes independent then whichever day they take the vote – probably a Nov 30th ‘cos that’s apparently St Andrews day – should become a public holiday in England to be renamed, since it roughly co-incides with US Thanksgiving as ‘Thank-fuck Day’.
Should make the Telly tax cheaper too as we won’t have to fund a BBC Scotland.
How about Barnett Freedom Day!!
It should be a joint national holiday to celebrate our divorce from this 300 year forced marriage.
Yes poor show indeed.This topic was discussed at length yesterday on your site.Everyone has inbreeding in their genes.It is wrong to target someone for this issue.Much more interesting news in the press today.For example Zac Goldsmith,Tory candidate in the next election,billionaire environmental campaigner still retains non dom status for the bulk of his fortune.This is just WRONG!
Retaining non-dom for the bulk of your fortune is rock-solid good sense. Only an absolute eejit would leave any more money than they could avoid within reach of this fucking government. Or indeed any fucking government.
Note that Jilly, bless, carefully reminds us that Zac is a Tory candidate; this, presumably, compounding his wickedness in trying to steer as much wedge as is possible away from Gordon who’ll throw the fucking lot away, quick sticks, most likely in has frantic attempts to stay in power.
And is it the case, Jilly, that Labour MPs flipping properties to avoid capital gains, or Labour MPs and peers designating 2nd homes when they are no such thing in order to get an additional £25 grand a year is somehow OK and doesn’t deserve a mention.
For those of us who may pay our way, letting the government have a brass farthing more than is necessary or due would be bonkers.
Yes Sir. Unworthy….
This cartoon has the benefit of being topical, but the downside of not being all that funny!
A better joke would have been: “Life was cheaper back in the olden days. At Christmas you only needed one card and one present for your sister and your mother”
Prescott’s ancestral incest, Boris Johnson defends the Scots, Blair called on Iraq war, and it’s only Monday morning!
A better joke is the news that Goldsmith was not bullied into declaring the Iraq invasion legal, according to Blair
funny as fuck
Funny? Please Explain !
It’s a picture of Nigel Lawson isn’t it?
Oh, it isn’t Susan Boyle then.
I’ve had my hair done, cheeky!
It’s a NuLibortoon !!
All things to everyone !!
For the many not the few !!
No, a bull frog……well yeah, Nigel Lawson.
Not funny just sad,miscalculation.It will bring out the sympathy vote.
Prezza is no more responsible for what his forebears got up to than the presemt royal family are resonsible for for what their antecedents got up to, marrying close relatives, jumping in out of bed with whoever tickled their fancy, in the first instance inherited abnornalities and the second instance assorted VD’s. Imagine what your ancestors may have got up to without you being aware and suddenly it all comes light very publically most be very traumatic. Unfortuneately some of the comments voiced here, as said will bring out the sympathy vote, remember the devil’s eyes Tory party advert, that turned the final corner for B’Lair, and we do not want that do we, this blog is read by many different people as shown by Guido’s stats of visits, engage brain before commenting.
The guy thrives on attention – just consign him to the obscurity he does not crave.
(I’m more interested to know why everybody loves Raymond Romano has such blonde kids)
Now then, nothwithstanding the public interest and forgoeing the inability so to do I would like to say nothwithstanding and even so, I have no intention ever of not making the mistake and even so I perfectly certain that whatsoever I can always deal fully with every eventuality so the fullest satisfaction. Clear? End of.
It’s just like he were in the room
One of his eyes follows you all ’round the room !
Much as I despise Prescott and much as I want to see him exposed for the real person he is, this attack is pretty disgustingly low.
He is not to blame for the old ways of the past, many of us are descended from country folk whose practices were thought to be acceptable then, its the practice of judging people then with our modern standards now that has led to the denigration of our national folk history by the chattering revisionista classes.
I come from lowly working class stock of poor subsistance farmers from the north and nomadic livestock herders and their culture was very different to our own, those 18th/19th century times were hard and very different to noow. I am no more responsible for my ancestors then Prescott is and in fact if anything I now feel sympathy and even empathy for him.
Of all the things Prescott should be taken to account for his ancestry is not one of them.
Ahhh yes but he is constantly attacking others for the “crimes” of their ancestors.
By his own standards shouldn’t he be apologising for the heinous crimes of his forbearers?
Two wrongs do not make one right.
A pity that we are not allowed to leave the actions of our forebears, in the past, where they belong.
Two Pies Make A Snack !
If you’ve got some chips
Diet Chips only!
He can’t help it – it’s in his genes !! Like the massive chip on his shoulder.I mean c’mon it’s bloody hard being a wealthy ex Deputy PM ,Cabinet Minister and future Peer of the Realm
And him with his designer jeans and all.
Sorry wrong wrong wrong, I have been in the audience when Prezza lauched into one of his inbreeding rants at the Torys and in the case in point Lib Dems, we now have an explanation for his rambling and other traits, we need to be told how many toes he has.
How would he know? He’s not seen his feet for years.
Applause
Can he count beyond 10?
If only my ancestors had got rid of ALL the Neanderthals!
Fuck off Cassandra
The fat kunt deserves it. We all knew the retard tub-o-lard was a fucking half-wit. I think social services should get involved here…. Does Prescott have any girls of his own ?
Yes you are right to tell me to fuck off and I agree this scumbag has made a multi million pound career from smearing others for their own heritage, he fully deserves a right royal piss take.
I apologise for my weakness.
The best thing to happen to the health of the gene pool was the invention of the bicycle, which made it easier to bonk the girl from two villages away instead of going next door.
Much truth in that. Maybe it’s the same basic reason why railways are regarded as ‘romantic’.
Ah – our Prime Minister.
Nothing like having a man unable to communicate in any form as the leader of this country,after all we only have another 60 million potential candidates to choose from – oh no wait a moment,another 70 million in the next decade as the flood gates are opened to maximum.
That it has come to this – lions led by a total pigmy and a bunch of thugs whose sole aim is to strip this country of it’s wealth,security,heritage and core values.
Brown – the man soon to suffer Election Death.
Anyway, good to hear this morning that Brown is to beef up the equipment needed by the troops in Afghanistan. And absolutely nothing to do with him wanting to look good for the impending general election
He has had a busy weekend. Ordering the P*k*s*n*s to capture Bin Laden.
You can just see the Minister for Torture in Islamabad giving it ‘Right-ho Brown, thanks for the instructions there. We have been rather swinging the lead, fucking the dog and otherwise taking the piss this past eight years but now Gordon Brown has clarified our objective we’ll get right on it.’
Maybe Brown could give the lads at Cancer Research a bit of mission focus too. You know, phone ‘em up and tell them to fucking well get on with it.
He really is the Kim Jong Il of Western diplomacy isn’t he? Just gets on a plane or picks up a phone and then has the BBC proclaim that he’s fixed the fucking problem.
Gordon Brown – the Kim Jong Il of Europe. The only difference being that Gordon is shit at golf.
By the time the BBC had finished polishing Brown’s golfing figures then Tiger Woods (car crashes aside) would be only the second best golfer in history.
Ayup! Now then. I’m like folic acid me. We’re both in bread.
Gi’ us a yell when t’ pies come.
I’ll dump ‘em in t’ trough like usual then Johnno aw’reete?
Times WERE hard but I don’t think incest was actually THAT common even in Wales bearing in mind that parts of the country were strict Chapel even then and I’m sure it must be mentioned in the Bible.
Leaving that aside – it’s hardly earth shattering news or of any political interest and Prescott is no longer a force in politics that he was(?)and this cartoon is totally pointless bearing in mind other more relevant topics that were available for Rich & Marks incisive talents
What talents are them then lad?
The ones they’ve buried in the garden (Matt. 25:25).
I thought it was supposed to be Gordon Brown until I noticed they’d only given him one testicle for a chin.
My guitar instructor told me that I need to build up the muscles in my left fingers and my right wrist.
The latter isn’t a problem.
Don’t doubt that for a minute. As for Cameron though…
Are we sure this is supposecd to be prezza?
Looks a bit like Brown in drag, plus He’s writing in felt tip with a scrunched up fist, He’s also misspelling and crossing out, surely there’s not two of them with these habbits?
Mind you, the rest’s spelt correctly and reads as a proper sentence, not something you’d associate with McDoom.
Or Prezza
Oh Man!
I was expecting someone to pop on and mention I’d spelt supposed with a ‘c’, I had a witty riposte and everything. Bugger.
ps, I gave you Br*wn and McDoom in capitals before sun up, what more do you want?
Or should be before ‘Sun up’?
Answers on a postcard.
If you enter politics and bathe in the glory of being an enforcer and political bully boy like Prescott then you should roll with the punches.
This creature never shyed away from attacking the Royal Family and Etonians or anyone he perceived as having been tainted by their ancestry.
If you give it you have to take it. Genes will out.
Take this you treasonous cowards, for as you sew, so shall you reap:
As you sew, so shall you stitch things up.
Sukyspook, brilliant find, I was beginning to think I was the only one that felt that way, but of course there must be others also, thing is, just how many out of the 60 million of us are there?
Four is it? With me, five, are there any more out there?
Tracey Temple is his sister?
Stop calling me Shirley.
Surely !
“Find Bin Laden”, Gordon Brown tells Pakistan.
Fuck off. You go looking for him – solve two problems at once
Brown find Bin Laden? Too busy: still looking for his moral compass.
And if he (they) did find Bin Laden and strung him up like Saddam what would it achieve? A. Another 1000+ nutters ready to crash planes or trains and kill or maim another load of innocents.
We’ve had years of personalised politics then later winning hearts and minds (right!).
Why not give our brains a chance instead of drones, bombs etc.
Well if Bin Laden could be caught and if the evidence did indeed point to him organising 9/11 – which I was prepared to accept as a ‘given’ in late 2001 but with Bush/Blair’s proven proclavity for kicking off a war on any old fucking pretext I’m no longer so sure – then he should indeed by strung up by his neck until dead.
If they could have organised that a little more surgically than invading an entire country then the Religion of Peace would have less excuse for portraying any action by the West as a religious war. As it is we (Bush/Blair) have blundered into propaganda nightmare after nightmare.
Bush has achieved the impossible. Post 9/11 practically the entire world was united in its condemnation for the ctions of the religion of peace – they could have marginalised these loony fuckers off the planet but noooo – they just had to go to war in Iraq.
Calm down, dear, it’s only the Lizards establishing a New World Order.
http://whatreallyhappened.com/WRHARTICLES/fiveisraelis.html
Am I alone in thinking it was Bush/Cheney/Rumsfeld etc. and Bliar as the ONLY foreign supporter wanting to show us how big their gonads were which has got us into this almighty mess?
I am fed up with wars being personalised as us against Bin Laden/Amerdinjad or whoever just to manipulate public opinion to support often illegal wars – in our name. Us the reasonable, against them the unreasonable – then how many poor sods come home in boxes?
I expect he (BL) would have to be tried in a country with a death penalty – and this would not be on mainland USA as the locals don’t want that sort on their soil. Get someone else to do the dirty work.
Jaw Jaw Jaw, no….
War War War
It seems the perfect background for progressing in New Labour.
Seems to me that for centuries the Prescott Family
have been involved with semen !
About as funny as childhood cancer
But Not As Funny As A Fire In An Orphanage
or Woodworm in a cripple’s crutch !
I challenge ANYBODY to investigate their family tree and I can guarantee they will find some dark nasty skeletons in there!!!
All most people need to do is go back to the 17th/18th/19th centuries and you’re likely to find evidence of incest, bastard children etc. It is common; purely because most people stayed in or around the area they were born and so cousins marrying cousins was quite normal. Also most poor people could not AFFORD to get married so they just lived and acted as though they were….
Quite honestly I don’t like Prescott but this cartoon is poorly thought out and is going to attract some very nasty criticism from not only the politically in tune readers of this blog but it could well turn very very nasty when the wider public gets hold of it.
Guido; we know you don’t like Labour but this cartoon is only going to make it harder for anything important you do to be listened to… Please just get rid of this cartoon!
Lighten Up !
FFS It’s a bit of fun
We just take the piss out of politicians
After all they take the piss out of us !
well said, thank you.
Cousins marrying cousins.
That’s just sick. What kind of culture endorses that? Anyone caught doing it should be stoned.
Being stoned is ok
It can soften the focus on reality, let’s just say it can help
Thanks for the sermon FA. I can see now that picking on that nice Mr Prescott is very naughty and maybe a little bit cruel. I hope that you are wrong when you say this “…could well turn very very nasty when the wider public gets hold of it”. Let’s just hope they don’t, eh? We wouldn’t really want to upset Mr Prescott any more.
Anyway, you’ve moved me. We should all be kinder to each other. Perhaps I’ll write to Mr prescott and say that that Guido Fawkes is a horrible man, and that I’m very very sorry: maybe even send him some sweets and a comic.
I know what I can do to make up. I’ll vote Labour now.
FFS!
I might be wrong but doesn’t this clip come from “who do you think you are “?
if so it is already public ! It’s just most of them chose not to fucking watch it because it was him !
That oaf has thrived on hatred and belittling people all his life!
Why are some people getting worked up? It’d mildly cruel if the oaf hadn’t labeled others as inbreds. He made his bed…
Ahem! Did undercover BBC reporters with covert recording equipment insinuate themselves into Prescott’s private life and cunningly assemble a sensational expose, all unknown to the poor chap?
Fawkes is just playing Prescott’s game.
Artist’s impression of a Darling/Boyle progeny?
OT: So Dubais banks need bailing out. Any unelected PM’s around willing to do it in secret?
A rather complimentary rendering of Miriam Margolyes.
The Point Being Missed Here Is That This Girl Could Well Have Been Underage As Well
She Had Four Children With Her Father Then Married The Next Door Neighbor and Had A Further Six Children With Him ! And Died In Her 40’s
loving the capitalisation
SuBo!
I still do not understand how she came runner up to some odd dance group that no one has ever heard of again. That phone vote must have been rigged.
equality and diversity nazis in action
Fat gutz Prezza and The SnotGobbler were in a pub.
Fat gutz said to The SnotGobbler “You’re round”
The SnotGobbler said”So are you ,you fat Hoon”
I was all a long time ago and a common practice and still is in some circles
FFS take a look at Zac Goldsmith, he cant fuck anybody he isnt related to.
If you think that Cameron will save you helped by all the Other old Etonian inbreds you are sadly mistaken.
People mock me , but I have lived in the real world , been educated later in life had no silver spoon just hard graft like most of the wankers who post here.
GO FOURTH
John Prescott (yes its me)
PS
Whichever tit came up with my new nickname I thank you
I will now use it online just to stick ywo fingers up at you you smug prick
PPS
Guido your cartoons are shit as is your blog
No sympathy for Prescott whatsoever. Just like that episode over the fat bastard’s so-called bulimia, the vile turd is trying to gain sympathy from the public.
But even here in Britain, the land of the brain-dead, celebrity-obsessed, PC-indocrinated sheep, scum like Prescott are hated and despised by the vast majority of people.
Prescott is a self-confessed sexual predator of young women over who he has power. He should be too ashamed to appear on the TV, except monstrous narcissists like him don’t have any shame.
Calm down, dear, it’s only the British public taking their well earned retribution on a fat, opportunist freeloader who for years has lied to them, cheated them, and delivered them into the hands of their enemies.
It seems that the majority of Swiss people who voted yesterday for a ban on minarets are in need of re-educating:
“Andreas Gross, president of the Parliamentary Assembly of the Council of Europe, called the ban a “slap in the face to everyone who has an idea of the human rights.”
He said: “This is clearly the result of a lack of information and political education in Switzerland. As a result the voters have been misdirected by their emotions. The foundations of Switzerland’s direct democracy have failed.”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/switzerland/6685719/Switzerland-risks-Muslim-backlash-after-minarets-vote.html
I hear that Jack Straw and oher Labour figures are making similiar comments about the Swiss.
JUst wait for the international backlash against Switzerland by the muslims and their dhimmified western governments, just like the onslaught against Austria when they dared elect Haider.
“Political Education”.
Really, Andreas Gross?
Jack Straw and Andreas Gross appear in need of Political Education. Chapter 1 will be on the subject of Democracy.
They should make the Swiss take another referendum until they get the right result for Mr Grossman and Jack Straw etc.
It worked with the Irish.
I see that, after their initial outrage over the referendum result, the BBC are now ignoring it. Don’t want to give the British any ideas, eh!
If they all fuck off back where they came from they can build as many “scud missile shaped minarets as they want just dont expect the rest of us to have to put up with them . After all if the Swiss went to Iran and started building swiss chalets every fucking where, they wouldn’t like it would they ?
And Cuckoo clocks.
Jack Straw Should drawer a veil over this ASAP Oh he cant ! he banned them ! fucking lie-bore hypocrite !
Of course, the point is that Switzerland’s direct democracy has succeeded. That’s what the UK political class hates, as well as the way Switzerland goes on governing itself with great success without joining the EU or buying into the whole international ruling-class con.
Switzerland reminds us that that people do need governments, but not as much as governments need people.
UKIP new policy is swiss style direct democracy.
The people of Switzerland have spoken on how THEY want THEIR country to be run.
They should tell Gross to fuck off and mind his own business.
Let’s all pile into Saudi Arabia and start building churches with spires.
That’s why I was dead against Gulf War I. What those nasty hot-beds of religious idiocy in the Middle East needed was a guy like Saddam to get in amongst ‘em and drag ‘em out of their self-imposed Gulag of medeaval fuckwittery.
The big mistake was made in Gulf War I. We should have had nothing to do with ‘freeing Kuwait’. Free them from what? Free them to be ruled by some other fucker who doesn’t let them have a vote? Why should we give a shit?
Oil? Fucking Saddam would have sold us the oil. And he’d have sold us the oil from Saudi when he took over there too plus he’d wouldn’t have had any truck with them bastards funding their hateful religious extremism to all four corners of the world because they’ve got a shed load of money and they can’t think of anything constructive to do with it.
To fuck up once in Gulf War I was stupid but to repeat the fucking error was utter idiocy. The only fucking country in the world that ‘recognised’ the Taliban government in Afghanistan was Saudi Arabia.
All this recent Islamic idiocy starts and ends in Saudi. In the world of Islamic fuckwittery – all roads lead to Mecca.
Saudi are shaking our hands with one hand and stabbing us in the back with the other. The sooner we are weaned off dependency of their oil the better.
Saddam would have done that for us. We had only to stand back and leave them him it.
Ibn Saud, the desert King, by David Howarth gives a fantastic historical perspective on this, and why Alky Aida will continually regenerate no matter how many are liquidated
Bin liner hated Saddam.
Saddam was a threat to Islamist ideology be it Salafhist, Wahabi or Shia irredentism.
He was ‘Secular’ and put the fear of ‘G*d up the religious nutters and corrupt, self-appointed oil sheik dynasties.
He was nasty, in a nasty part of the world.
He would have sold oil because he was a ‘realist’ and not a lunatic, self-immolating God botherer.
Sheer self-interest should have seen his regime supported as it had been against the Shia ‘revolution’ of the Ayatollahs in the 1980’s
One of those ironies.
His face didn’t fit.
Now the box is well and truly flung wide open and G*d knows where it is going to end.
“When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.”
-Thomas Jefferson
Lest we forget, he also said “The tree of Liberty is watered by the blood of martyrs and tyrants”
Poor old Prezza, bullshitted his self into a “job” that he was unable to do. Deputy PM, then demoted to a political nobody. But that’s Labour for you.
Any private oganisation the share holders would require a public hanging for giving such an incompetent a position of such importance
The man deserves all he gets for taking taxpayers money for screwing up just about every thing he touches.
FFS the man is a total fuckwit!!
Can’t stand the “man”!
He may have been a shit Deputy PM but Labour spared none of our expense creating an entire ministry employing thousands for him to play around with. And shag.
the satire is so clever…..you can’t find it! Another poor attempt. Guido, there are times when doing nothing is the better option. Next Monday just leave a blank space. Come to think of it, perhaps I should send a copy of this pearl of wisdom to Gordon Browns policy writers!!!!!
Just leave a blank space like your where your brain should be.
Po faced moron.
The quality of your reply is on a par with the cartoon satire……
I think Presgit will have the last laugh.
Any publicity is good publicity.
I can see him appearing on the chat shows.
It seems the same old format which is done on every show lately.
Grown men having a bit of a blub gets a reaction every time.
Good job then that the BBC doesn’t get grown men on there blubbing about the utterly fuckwitted policies of this imbecile Labour government. The absolutely tooth-rotting idiocy would reduce most men to tears at the helpless frustration of watching this cabal of utter, utter fucking morons wrecking the country as they act out their adolescent fantasies of a perfect Marxist society.
Naa, no one would watch
Are the Prescotts and Fritzls related by any chance?
Genius.
John Fritzl-Precott. He won’t like that. Make it so.
no. Fritzl’s got class.
Gott forbid mein kinders turn out like zis fooker.
Fritzl fooled people for years, Prescott didn’t fool me for 5 seconds.
The Prescott’s
SPLASHING IT ABOUT SINCE 1640
LISTEN ! Shagging your own daughter is not as bad as what the rest of the Welsh were doing with the sheep !
The prescott’s
Keeping it in the family since 1640 !
INCEST! A game the whole family can play!
The prescott’s Bringing Dishonour to the house since 1640 !
the dead guy is alive.
the globe is warming.
The Prescott’s producing able semen since 1640 !
there were and still are(buried) weapons of mass destruction.
it was NOT about regme change and fighting the only democracy in the ME’s wars.
vaccines are good for you.
don’t believe stories about dead people coming back to live.
that’s just hocus pocus nonsense, like all Chritainity, and will be banned from 2012.
the dead guy, now alive again, was NOT a CIA asset and Alky Ada was not a western intelligence list of freedom fighters against the Russians in Afghanistan.
we are in Afghanistan to bring freedom and democracy. we are NOT there to guard the heroin trade which was eradicated by the Taleban.
we don’t lie.
You”ll be saying Santa doesn’t exist next.
Sorry, you already have.
OT
British voters show the government how to deal with a ‘credit crunch’. They pay down their debt. Not fucking well double it.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8385899.stm
Why is it only politicians and economists (well, OK, some politicians and economists) who can’t understand the blindingly obvious?
Recent management of the economy has been really stupid.
Young Owain had always been a shy boy, so he was nervous when he announced to his Da that he had met the girl of his dreams and that they wanted to marry. “Who is it?” asked his father. “It’s Myfanwy from the garage.” The older man’s face drops. “I hoped I’d never have to tell you,” he says, “but when I was a young man – well, I sowed my wild oats and Myfanwy was the result. You can’t marry her because she’s your half-sister.”
Afterwards his Mum asks Owain why he looks so sad and he tells her it’s because he’s in love with Myfanwy but she’s his sister. “Who told you that?” his mother asks. “It was Da.” “Well you don’t want to pay any attention to him. He’s no relation of yours.”
Sounds like our village !!
Do I know you Sir William?
Are you really my Da ?
Bend over and think of Gymru me boyo……it is I.
As I made wild, passionate love to my chosen one under the old oak tree, her mother stood and watched, saying nothing until we had finished. Then she spoke, saying just one word, “Baaaa”.
quick sound track
Personally, I think brow-beating people with revelations of this nature is distateful.
However,let’s just suppose that the ancestral revelations had been uncovered and broadcast about a senior Tory politician – Heseltine, say.
What would have been the reaction of Campbell and the Nulab spin machine? My guess is that they would have siezed upon it and played it for all it was worth, repeating it ad nauseam for evermore. The Mirror and Kevin MacGuire would have dined out on it for months. (I also suspect that the Tories will ignore the Prescott revelations, or at least, make little mention of them.)
With that thought in mind, It becomes harder to criticise Guido’s post. If the Nulab spin machine is so quick to dish it out, it can’t really complain when it gets it back.
It’s totally fucking shot Labour’s goose. All we’ve been hearing from Labour recently is the ‘chinless Tory toff, inbred bastards’ angle as they go back to their ‘core’ vote in a desperate attempt to avoid electoral annihilation. And all those snaggle-toothed, cross-eyed, cadaverous eejits in Glasgow just lapped it up.
Yeah, hurrr hurrr, they may be rich but, hurr hurr, they’re all in-bred. Now it suddenly dawns on ‘em that they’re fucking well in-bred too. Or at the very least their great ‘working class champion’ the poster-boy for idiotic arrogant gob-shites everywhere is an in-breed.
Ahahahahaha.
Surely there must be some coverage of Prescott kicking off about in-bred toffs somewhere. Youtube links graetfully received.
Probably around fox hunting / by elections (Cheshire?) ?
I have sometimes struggled with Rich & Mark but this morning I was completely bemused until I went back to the previous Prezza thread. Before then I was convinced that I had missed a piece of breaking news regarding McDoom and Susan Boyle. In fact have I?
The fucker hasn’t wished me luck with my new album sales has he, FFS?
He seems to be writing to you in this cartoon. Are you related?
We don’t like to talk about it.
You could always communicate in gestures. Oh I see you do.
OK, you’ve dragged it out of me. He’s my brother by the same mummy, who turned out to be my sister. One day he touched me in my happy place and we ended up doing that naughty thing that daddy’s and daughter’s do. Anyway, 9 months on I went to have a shit, and this little sprog popped out. Gordon said he looked like a little wanker, let’s call him Piers and he was eventually adopted by the Morgan family.
I didn’t see him for many years, and now I’m a millionaire it won’t be long before I bed him. End of story.
Count your blessings…..
Too much information. Have just cancelled lunch; I know it was my fault.
All patriotic blogs should be draped in black crepe tomorrow: December 1st.
UK democracy – what little is left of it – RIP.
I hate your guts Brown, Blair, Clegg, Prezza and the whole political class for this, you traitorous, vile, self serving, greedy bastards.
I thought they were having a go at the royals as the picture looks a bit like the queen
O/T Sorry
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2751333/Former-asylum-seeker-lives-in-luxurious-home-paid-for-by-housing-benefit.html
Could somebody tell me why people from Scotland don’t like being called “Scotch”.
The get all pursed lips and arsey then look down their noses and say “Scots!” in that Miss Jean Brodie sort of voice.
I mean, if you can have “Scotch” whiskey, “Scotch” Eggs, “Scotch” mist, “Scotch” bonnets, why can’t you have “Scotch” footballers or women or gas fitters??
And now for the corrected version:
Could somebody tell me why people from Scotland don’t like being called “Scotch”.
They get all pursed lips and arsey then look down their noses and say “Scots!” in that Miss Jean Brodie sort of voice.
I mean, if you can have “Scotch” whisky, “Scotch” Eggs, “Scotch” mist, “Scotch” bonnets, why can’t you have “Scotch” footballers or women or gas fitters??
A bit risky insulting your own demographic don’t you think?
Naughty, but hilarious.
I’m My Own Grandpa – a Prescott family song
Lyrics: Dwight Latham, Moe Jaffe
Music: Dwight Latham, Moe Jaffe
Played by Jerry Garcia with David Grisman
Oh, many, many years ago
When I was twenty-three
I was married to a widow
Who was pretty as can be
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her
And soon the two were wed
This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life
For my daughter was my mother
‘Cause she was my father’s wife
To complicate the matter
Though it really brought me joy
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy
This little baby then became
A brother-in-law to Dad
And so became my uncle
Though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle
Then that also made him brother
Of the widow’s grown-up daughter
WHo of course is my step-mother
Chorus
I’m my own grandpa
I’m my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
Oh, I’m my own grandpa
My father’s wife then had a son
Who kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild
For he was my daughter’s son
My wife is now my mother’s mother
And it makes me blue
Because although she is my wife
She’s my grandmother too
Now if my wife is my grandmother
Then I’m her grandchild
And every time I think of it
It nearly drives me wild
For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my grandma
I am my own grandpa
[chorus]