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Max Clifford says…
“Most people want to read nasty things about people, not nice things.”
DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:
Maybe if they really wanted to “decontaminate the Labour brand” with business people, they shouldn’t have totally buggered up the economy?
Just a thought.
Who cares if they are first?
you’ve dropped some acid, right?
it will take you all night to figure that mantra out motherfucker.
Who’s that nit wit holding the umbrella?
Do we really think tat is welsh. That’s interesting!!
Are you Tat??
I am an Englishman nell.
you cheeky bugger.
Well said Tat.
+++Laugh+++
That’s it nell, have a good laugh at the mental defective why don’t ya? Sheesh…
said the spastic.
He’s not the mental defective darling.
Listen to this labour crew , Day on Day!!!
Brown and his government are the mentally defective one’s !!!!
Man-made Global warming science a concocted labour lie.
Taken into the Iraq War on Bliar’s Lie.
Kept in the Afghan War on brown’s and aintbustingut’s lies – labour underfundingof our troops , under-supporting of our our troops , and our troops dying in Afghanistan
AlMegrahi , who was supposedly dying, living it up in the bosom of his family.
Mandy and gaddafi’s son partying on a regular basis !!!!!
Nice image Mandy – Keep it going – keep partying with the enemy whilst our troops are dying!!!!!
nell why don’t you invite tat to one of these Guido meet and greet thingys? It’ll be a pleasure to see tat get his head kicked in as the highlight of the evening. I might even join in meself, if I can be arsed.
I think I and Tat, despite our political differences, might get on rather well.
I’ll leave that up to Guido!!
Tat and nell!
Can i get the video?
Sorry to butt in Nell, I posted something and it’s appeared half way up the board, I’m trying here instead.
13 minutes till the Lisbon treaty comes into force in the UK!
Or did I miss the memo?
Nobody gives a fuck.
Looks like you’re right.
“Man-made Global warming science a concocted labour lie.”
Man-made Global warming has nothing to do with Liebour Nell, that stuff was being studied when nu-Liebore were in nappies.
Yeah BUT, the science has only been forged and falsified and manipulated in the last decade has it not?
The GISS/CRU/UEA temperature records have been forged and the fraudsters that forged the records have thrown away the evidence. the fraudulant consensus built on lies by fraudsters and charlatans only proves that newlabour are a government built on lies and fraud.
I am sure you said the same thing last week or ‘er.
I proposed a solution: post it last week, so to speak.
You seem incaple of understanding this.
STB.
p.s. Do tell TAT that he has as much chance of being top boy, or is that Top Boy, as a sheep is to a ram?
STB.
pps All my lurrve to Guidocrammers.
Wow and Waooh! Just before I post this I see immediately below the following from TAT
”you’ve dropped some acid, right?
it will take you all night to figure out that mantra out motherfucker.’
Does not compute/scan/make any sense as is normal as considered by twat.
I may comment again but not tonight, folks.
thankyou for following my posts so assisduously. good cripple.
there is just one thing that you overlooked during your cretinous rant:
this is just a blog.
DOH!
what a fucking spastic.
T(w)AT We follow your posts only to see with great hilarity what depths you are next going to go too.
Just goes to show though the wide spread of the internet revulsion…..you can also now get it in padded cells as you have just shown.
woof woof.
good slag.
Camerons marketing plan has gone into over drive
The “”Protestors”" who threw eggs at Warsi was a set up.
CCS involved !!!!!!!!
For clarity I would crawl over broken glass to kiss Konnie Huq – HIV or not.
No way you’ll get past me pal.
I’ll take the plane
Was worth to see Emily again…. but why would anyone seriously expect someone as esteemed as an MP to mix with the riff-raff on ‘the tube’?
She’s a bit of alright… Well, I would anyway!
well it is just aswell that the great and heroic thick as thieves is here to protect emily from sex pest stalkers like you two.
you are safe with me emily.
hee hee.
Said the bull dyke in jeans and Dr Martens,sporting a crop,tattoos and studs.
no no, top boy is a young looking version of steve mcqueen.
No. A butch lesbian who wears one of those bras that flattens the tits making the owner look like they’ve been working out a lot.
Have you mastered the urinal yet?
Bottom Boy has shares in http://www.shewee.com/
I don’t rate her chances of escape running like that.
Has the poor girl suffered a stroke recently?
They (the above) wish.
Yeah. I’m a bit worried about that run.
don’t get all huffy just because you have been left out jgm2.
Please tell me that TB isn’t considered to be the totty for the girls.
Those posh gels do love their fellas with grab handles and fleshy jowels. It’s something to hang on to.
O/T
Baroness Warsi hit on back of head by egg thrown by far right demonstrators in Luton but Warsi(I’m a tough Yorkshire Lass and these people need to be took on) turns and takes them on…… face to face and refuses to be intimidated.
They should have realised that the noble Baroness is the Tory Party’s very own pocket-sized pit bull. No wonder she frightens the hell out of “Dave”
Is that a bit of lefty spin. It was muslims did it.
Conservative peer Baroness Warsi of Dewsbury, named Britain’s most powerful Muslim woman, has been pelted with eggs during a visit to Luton.
Baroness Warsi was taking part in a walkabout in the Muslim Bury Park area of Luton when she was confronted by a group of protesters.
The male protesters accused her of not being a proper Muslim and supporting the death of Muslims in Afghanistan.
Baroness Warsi, who was hit by at least one egg, debated with the men.
‘Views challenged’
The shadow minister for community cohesion and social action was then taken into a nearby shop.
Strange how the BBC report neglects to mention the attackers were Muslims, sure it just a slip from Pravda.
Actually she was attacked by conservative right-wing extremists intent on bringing religions fundamentalism to Britain, just like Sarah Palin.
They certainly don’t look much like those nice people we’ve invited to run our school Winterval play this year do they Tarquin?
Well no, but actually you’ll recall we couldn’t quite see what those guys were like anyway, could we Jonty? I’m sure it’ll be fine.
out of the frying pan and into the pyre.
was’nt me, honest.
Same lot who screamed obscenities at the welcome home parade for the troops last year and mates of Margaret Moran. I’d have thought they’d been photographed and dna’d by now.
Haha, the rule of law is for the less equal.
Eggsactly. Not “far right” at all but some nice easy going gentlemen of what appears to be some (backward) eastern persuasion having what everyone can see is a reasoned discussion with BW where they are trying to establish her views on their views of Sharia by dressing in black hoods and shouting at her. As you can see here:
Warsi Pelted
That’s a wrap on our election video.
Bugger. Beat me to it.
They should have been arrested for public affray! Where were the police? They arrested Mandelson’s green slime woman.
This is the future — no go areas for us all over the UK and it’s OUR COUNTRY!
Prescott struck a protester in full view of TV cameras
So when is the court case?? hhhehehehehehehehheehehhe
not a hope
err, its the present
Set up by CSS
Warsi went up a few notches in my estimation and did a good job making the ranting little boys look particularly stupid, even if she didn’t get her point across too well at the outset with them. The look on their faces when being confronted by woman – a woman! – and challenged about Islam.
That clip will be running in a few BanP meetings I would guess.
(You know, I’d slip her one. I like ‘em feisty)
Not getting any better is it.
You never miss an edition!
Who would?
Jimmy’s pissed again.
jimmy isn’t pissed. jimmy’s a crackhead.
Don’t worry about Jimmy. You could throw him into a bucket of tits and he would still come out sucking his thumb.
I think that’s pretty much what’s happened here.
That’s good Jim have a drink on me.
No Jimmy you’re not.
When you reach the top the only way is down
My rent you cu*t. your six weeks behind and my other tenants are complaining about the smell from your room.
Guy News – maybe OK as a one-off, but every week? About as repetitive as Little Britain or Armstrong & Miller
It’ll be nightly during the election campaign…
What election?
There’s going to be an election?
Are you sure?
yeah – where Brown gets taken out in total defeat – the worst on record and I will be at Downing St with a banner on the Friday morning when he leaves;
“Fuck off Brown you fraudulent murdering thieving c*unt”
Wanna buy some spare eggs?
Sharia Law….. cmon – I need to know the final score
I’m not sure. With this Labour government I’ll believe it when I see it. Whatever I might have thought about Major at the time I had no doubt that he would actually call an election.
But this crowd? I have no confidence at all.
My money is on a bomb in London in May, state of emergency, whole thing off.
swine flu, bank emergency closures, that sort of thing
Judging from the Pavlovian response to any appearance by Emily, it’s more likely to be an erection campaign.
Is that Mrs Fawkes tittering in the background?
Emily nightly? Oh yes…yes….
The ruins statement was a bit toe curling , bit of patch up , being as he isnt a war PM , so he cranks the political one , all very sad to watch and a very predictable grandiose tune , he very nearly got lost in his cast iron formulation and very touchy about his statement being picked at and any reference to being public opinion . making the circumstance imperative in the end does not quit him of underfunding or procurment .
Cw thinks mr salmond is dangling bait , hoping for a bite, it is unfortunate that his marketing always omitts , how well we have all done under the union , it is not so much the barnet formulae it is the way in which he doesnt understand that his biggest market (currently suffering labours ruinomics ) will do more to help the union when it recovers , the gaping hole in his seperatist song is that scotland ireland and wales do well when the largest population of the union does well . more importantly Mr salmond is in danger of telling his markets that he lacks the pragmatical understanding of business if or when the recession ends . I am sure many scots will see him making oppertune seperatists soundbites when he should be in fact attcking Gordon Brown for taking the economy into an area where scottish premium goods suffer . Mr salmonds argument of the need to grow capital projects begins to look a tad ignorant and Cw notes labour dont want to be blamed for the economy in scotland , funny that isnt it .
I read the earlier comments on Scottish independence, and it struck me that the British nation is allowing itself to self destruct.
First of all the process of allowing Northern Ireland to be governed by a collection of ex terrorists is hailed as some kind of victory.
Then our sovereignty is signed away to the EU with hardly a flicker of protest, and now a majority of English subscribers to the Guido website support separation from Scotland.
The discussion reflected an attitude that demonstrated how a once proud nation has been reduced to pessimistic in-fighting.
Generations of schoolchildren have been conditioned to believe that we should be ashamed of something, like colonialism, or slavery, or controlling Ireland, or the union with Scotland.
Do you think the USA would contemplate a referendum to give freedom to California or Texas?
If the British people decide not to defend their homeland, then we deserve the ignominy that has now reduced us to a peripheral satellite of the EU.
Breaking up the UK was what successive despots in Europe tried to do for hundreds of years.
The debate about Scottish independence is just what the EU has in mind for us. We have been subsumed by Europe. Game over.
The game’s been over for a while, chum. Who (or what) have you been playing with?
On the up-side Alex Salmond will get to fly around the world being terribly important in his own state-sponsored aircraft so I’m sure we can all agree that’ll be worth it.
Think it through Glaswegian , you know that what Salmond is murmering about is a privatisation , scots are being led to think it will be better ecnomically under independence , you are not being told how copehagen will inflict carbon taxation on any business activity outside of the union , put it this way calledonian and mcbride will have beputting up fares under the EU , salmond is completely wrong in what he is telling you in scotland , you will pay more , better off in the union and out of europe , europe will be managing inflation (up today) via cost effciencies/labour costs in newly absorbed countries , your dreaming if you think you will suddenly find everything cheap or for that matter will mange your imports
The scotch have been whining about independence from the English for as long as anyone I know can remember.
For fuck’s sake, have a referendum, get a result, or not and fuck off, or not.
But stop your scotch whining.
Scotchland the Brave? Remember Lockerbie, ya whining bags of wind.
The whole sorry union with Scotchland came about because English Taxpayers bailed out their unpayable debts.
Now we’re doing it again…
You could be right the game is probably over for the UK, but if you think the English are going to fight to keep the Scots in the Union, forget it.
If you want to go, then in the name of God, Go. If you don’t, then speak to your countrymen.
Whether Scotland wants independence or a referendum is not an English decision.
We’re just sick to death of the moaning and having these retard Scottish soshalists foist on us with no way of voting the bastards away.
Is there any possibility on England having a vote on leaving the UK.
If push comes to shove the majority of Scotland would say no to Independence.
The idea is nice, the reality a nightmare.
The game was up for the UK following the Suez crises of 1956. This was the tipping point when it gave up on the Empire and any pretence of greatness. It has in the following 50 years all unraveled and fallen apart. Today the British are a bunch of colonized losers beholden to the EU and treat with utter contempt and derision by their so called special friend the United States who know a weak loser when they see one. Now this crap heap of a country hasn’t got a pot to piss in and is drowning in debt of which there is no prospect of it ever repaying. The best the British can no hope for is to live off charitable handouts from their EU masters in exchange for taking in Europes unwanted refugees.
Please take your disgusting Foreign office declinism elsewhere.
I think that what I was trying to say is that if we choose to shrink from every difficult issue then we will inevitably decline.
I agree that after discarding the Empire we lacked a role, but instead of striking off onto an independent spirited course of action in the world we are behaving as if our place is as a resentful, defeated vassal of the EU.
If you behave like a patsy, you get bullied, and that is how we are behaving now.
The reason Scotland is contemplating independence, is because political cowardice has made it possible.
If the government saw its role to defend the integrity of the UK instead of trying to be all things to all men, people would feel they were part of something worthwhile, and want to be a vital part of the UK project.
The present government is only concerned with its own survival. It has no strategy, other than ingratiating itself to others.
As far as I am concerned you have just written post of the week.
This entire country is like a wheezing fool, confused and clumsy and looking an increasing laughing stock. There is no direction, no purpose and no vision, just a nasty poisonous void and aimless thrashing around. No wonder vacuous, vain opportunists like Salmond have got airtime.
No Glaswegian , the long awaited question and deployment of ideas for Burns night , is a question designed to make you think you should contemplate independnce , FOR ???? exactly !
Having that smug prat Salmond would put most Scots off their dream of full independence. The thought is appealing, but the real situation of the SNP post referendum in full Government must be quite a scary thought. They are truly narrow minded and bigoted.
How much better they could be with all the tried and tested World Statesmen on the front benches with Scottish credentials. They would have so many proper MP’s to steer them to the top of the OECD rankings.
Has Biggs pegged it yet? Or that Guiness bloke?
Ernest Saunders, age 74?
That’s the one. Meant to have dementia as I recall. Then ‘recovered’.
But Brown has NOT recovered.
His diagnosis is obvious, but nonetheless unofficial.
I know it’s a Wiki quote but it tickled me:
“After release, he recovered from the symptoms which had led to the diagnosis. In an interview with The Times published in January 1992, Saunders said the symptoms were a result of a “cocktail of tranquilisers and sleeping tablets” he had been prescribed, and that he was making a good recovery. It is frequently asserted that Saunders procured his early release by pretending to have Alzheimer’s; otherwise, he is the only known person alive to recover from the disease. In his autobiography, “Leading from the Front”, Gerald Ronson, one of the co-accused in the Guinness scandal implies that he planted the idea in Saunders head that he should feign mental illness in order to obtain early release. Ronson goes on to suggest that this wouldn’t be too difficult for Saunders “because besides being a psychotic liar, you are mentally deranged”
LOL! Escape route for McDoom in one!
That Libyan geezer “I’m not dead yet” Fred Bassett Megrahi is still above ground too.
It’s appropriate that Copenhagen was the venue for the first comprehensive statement of quantum mechanics, the Copenhagen Explanation. That marked the end of classical physics. Now the Copenhagen Climate Change Conference seeks mark the end of experimental science as a whole and replace it with a world religion.
Dane’s have a proud history of experimental science, famously in the realm of anthropogenic climate change.
Faced with speculation among the English chattering classes about mankind’s potential to influence sea-levels, it fell to a great Dane to offer empirical evidence to the contrary.
I refer, of course, to King Cnut.
(Now, is there anyone in Copenhagen this week worthy of such a moniker?)
Stop Tidal Change!
See Gordon Brown admit to Labour’s failures here:
I didn’t bother watching it but how could a video of McDoom listing Liebor’s achievements last 1″24′?
“Baroness” Warsi egged in Luton, and there is just so much to enjoy in this report.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/beds/bucks/herts/8387110.stm
“The male protesters accused her of not being a proper Muslim and supporting the death of Muslims in Afghanistan.”
On the first, who knows or cares, on the second point, yup they’re quite right. All our parties are united on the need to fight the burnepeee at home, and then go abroad to kill brown people with whom we have no fight.
“The shadow minister for community cohesion and social action was then taken into a nearby shop….She continued her walkabout with a police escort.”
That’s what community cohesion is all about – fleeing angry mobs, hiding, meeting the public from behind a police shield.
Well done multiculturalism! Job well done!
I must admit that watching a muslim peer being pelted with eggs in Luton by other muslims is too delicious for words. How will Pravda describe this incident ? Racism? Good heavens no, the very idea, perish the thought.
Pretend for one moment that the lady had been pelted with eggs by white, anglo-saxon, heterosexual male protestants complaining about some facet of her religion.
Precisely.
The BBC will report it as ‘Tory Shadow Minister Pelted with Eggs’. Her colour and religion will be left out of the headlines. Not important. The important message to impart will be Tory pelted with eggs (must be unpopular ‘cos she’s Tory see). The full facts will be reluctantly reported in the text if at all.
They would deny it, but I can’t help thinking the bearded ones have ever such a teeny wee problemette with women. Obviously making them dress as pillar boxes is perfectly normal and doesn’t betray any sexual rage at all, but egg-throwing is a little bit cranky.
…and suicide bombing isn’t cranky?
I understand they tend to use stones instead of eggs when practising their religion in its pure form, so maybe they are frustrated by the restrictions still in place in Bury Park.
Seeing a wealthy, high status, unveiled (not EVEN wearing a headscarf!) conservative muslim woman walking in their midst. The seething misogyny must have been palpable.
Little did they know, eggs are a great hair conditioner… Warsi should have turned on them and said, “Because I’m worth it!”
It gives me a cold feeling knowing these people inhabit the same land as me.
They’ve just handed the B&P another load of votes.
I-slamics never miss an opportunity, to miss an opportunity.
Pravda doing what it does best.
ZanuSpeak in action.
Tory shadow minister = “not a proper Muslim”.
Home-grown Islamic militants = “protesters”.
The BBC will be more bothered about whether the eggs were free-range organic or not.
The BBC isn’t bovvered about anything…
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1232100/BBC-suspends-production-firm-new-faked-scenes-row.html
Another apology for lying and misrepresenting the facts, how many ‘apologies’have we heard? I love how it’s not the BBC’s fault, no it’s a ‘production firm’that’s the guilty party.
‘”The practices identified in Reef Television’s programming routinely misled the BBC’s audiences and are totally unacceptable”
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1232100/BBC-suspends-production-firm-new-faked-scenes-row.html#ixzz0YNsbttSE
Pravda is making a huge fuss about a fiddle in a shopping programme which does not matter a damn whilst hoping that no one mentions their blatant political bias which goes in for wholesale misleading of audiences.
The BBC has been leading this country downhill for the last thirty years.
Time for a change?
As they’re lying on their unimportant crap daytime programmes, we’re all too aware they lie even more when it does matter.
Break up the BBC.
Stop taking the laughing gas, prick
said the laughing gas inhaling prick.
I wasn’t talking to you, prick.
brent, collateral damage old boy.
don’t be such a prick about it, eh?
good cripple.
Yeah and you’re the one who got damaged, so be a good casualty and fucking die.
some of these idiot tory wankers actually think I’m independent when it’s clear I include a caut and paste anti-labour rant every now and again just to lick Guidos ringpiece and so I can attack the Tories without having to defend my boss and idol Brown
innit?
9.05pm thief: you are a thief, you have stolen my name, so if you are a thief why should anyone believe you?
DUH!
do not steal my name again.
comply.
brent: toughen up and stop blubbering: grow a fucking spine and stop whingeing all the time you c’unt. you sound like a battered wife FFS.
stop whining or fuck off.
the choice is yours numbnuts.
Are you always so full of spunk when you get a good seeing to by your boyfriend? What a weird fucker.
Top Boy wears Tank Tops.
Brown Cords are the pants of choice.
Crusty old brogues that have rarely been polished.
A comb over is his idea of hair style.
Drives one of those funny light blue vehicles.
Shops in Netto on a Sunday Night for the best bargains, and short dated stock.
Especially the TV dinners for one.
Thinks that women are far too weird, and scary.
Collects matchbox cars, and gnomes for the garden.
Never got to sit on Santas knee, and resents the all the kids from school who did so much better.
A School Reunion would be his idea of perfect hell.
Ferk orf Inky you boring cnut.
Tax and spend – there will never be inflation.
Hmm, Dominoes Pizza eh, those are the ones which contain our noble PMs favourite topping, but any mention of it here gets the comment deleted for some mysterious reason.
Mince?
Mighty meaty?
Dominator base plus sausage?
Put me out of my misery!
[This pizza is only available at Luton outlets]
http://www.brandrepublic.com/News/898704/Dominos-Pizza-snot-video-pair-court/
Ah-ha. That’snot right though is it?
Makes perfect sense
Oh my god that Emily is a dish. She sometimes makes me wish I was’nt a shirt lifter.
TaT – The good news is that ‘Emily’is actually Tory Bear’s brother, doing a bit of a favaah for his bruv..
If Con-man Cam wins, will the last person to leave britain please turn off the lights?
Rupert Everett vows to leave Britain if David Cameron becomes Prime Minister
Source: http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2009/11/30/everett-i-m-off-if-posh-cam-is-pm-115875-21861108/
“Hollywood actor Rupert Everett has vowed to leave Britain if David Cameron becomes Prime Minister.
St Trinian’s star Everett slammed the Tory leader as too “posh” to run Britain.
In a furious rant against the Conservatives, he even suggested the Tories would run the nation from a yacht.
“I’m not going to stay if David Cameron gets in,” blasted the actor, right.
Asked why he dislikes Tories, Everett said: “Because they’re posh. I don’t believe them. And I don’t want the country run from yachts.”
Openly-gay Everett, 50, says he understands the Conservative mentality because of his privileged upbringing.
He insisted that Cameron and his cronies had “got no perspective on reality”.”
I really do rely on The Mirror these days for my fun since mum stopped buying me The Dandy. Here’s one penned by a “friend” of the famous Masturbator:
Balding Dave Cameron is Bald, No I’m Bleedin’Serious He’s Bald As A Coot. He Really Is.
Another one to grapple with:
Top Tories Turn On Baldy Cameron, No Really They Do [Don't Look At The Picture Where He's Got Hair. Ed]
And then there’s tax:
Bald Bloke Cameron Plots Marriage Tax Breaks To Diddle Mirror Readers And Line Pockets Of Millionaires [Don't look At That Picture Again. Fuck Me Have We Any Other Pictures? Ed]
Hooray, another pseud gone, whoever he is !
BTW I thought Stephen Fry had gone but he keeps turning up on commercial adverts. Nauseous hypocrites, they’re like something stuck on your shoe.
Any chance Tony Robinson could go as well.
Mince? Well it is Christmas.
Good riddance to the petulant mincing little cocksucker.
“He insisted that Cameron and his cronies had “got no perspective on reality”.”
Yeah, like he has FFS.
A bit of baldness didn’t stop Van Rumpy from winning the election
Only simpleton lefties would regard Fry as one of the cleverest men alive.
They’re so seriously fucked up in the mental department.
Don’t forget everyone’s favourite alternative comedian, Ben Elton doing a runner to Australia.
Turns out he weren’t much of an alternative comedian afterall, or any sort of comedian come to that, after the Tories got booted out. Just another champagne socialist ‘meja’jerk. Who’d have thought!
Unfortunately Ben Elton didn’t realise that to get permanent status as a rebel, teenage icon, alternative person etc. like James Dean, or Eddie Cochran it is necessay to die before you’re 25.
Maybe his agent could suggest this as his next career move. Alternatively he could feed chickens in the outback for the rest of his natural and give the rest of us a well earned break.
“If Gordon Brown wins, will the last person to leave Britain please turn off the lights?”
Do leave a torch by the door, guys.
Who the fuck is Rupert Everett?
Let’s bomb Russia!
Let’s kick… Michael Foot’s stick away!
No it’s not that one, but your heart is in the right place.
Ahahahahaha. Luvvie threatens to leave UK if the Tories get in. ‘Cos they’re posh. Do they play croquet? Like Fritzl-Prescott? And have they been on a yacht? Do they go on country shoots these posh people? Like Mandelson?
To say I was struggling to give a shit doesn’t begin to describe how much I don’t give a shit.
Off you fuck you thespian ponce.
Very eloquently expressed, but who the fuck is he anyhow, he wasn’t in my version of St Trinian’s.
Is McGuire on the take as some kind of PR placement advisor.
It’s arseholes like this who make me feel slightly sympathetic to Cast Iron Dave
Now, must find those posh ‘plus fours’in case Dave gets in.
Wickipedia.
Everett was born in Norfolk, England to Sara (née MacLean, 19 September 1934 – ) and Major Anthony Michael Everett, who worked in business and served in the British Army. Through his maternal grandparents, Opre Vyvyan and Vice Admiral Sir Hector Charles Donald MacLean, he is a descendant of the baronets Vyvyan of Trelowarren and the German Freiherren (barons) von Schmiedern, as well as a great-nephew of Donald Duart Maclean, the Soviet double agent, and a great-grandson of the Liberal politician Sir Donald Maclean, who was leader of the parliamentary opposition in the years following the First World War.[3][4] He has an older brother, Simon Anthony Cunningham Everett (b. 1956).
From the age of seven, Everett was educated at Farleigh School, Hampshire, and later was educated by Benedictine monks at Ampleforth College, Yorkshire, but he left school at 15 and ran away to London to become an actor. In order to support himself, he worked as a male prostitute, or ‘rent boy’, for drugs and money as he later admitted to US magazine in 1997.[5] After being dismissed from the Central School of Speech and Drama for insubordination, he travelled to Scotland and got a job at the Citizens’Theatre in Glasgow.
Ok, ok but look, he has hair. That tends to do it for us.
Oh my Lord, fucking good job he’s not posh then.
Obviously came up the hard way, sorry Freudian slip.
Missed a trick there, Ed. With the rent boy and drugs stuff we could have headed it: “Pockets The Lines Of Millionaires”. Would have made a change, just for a day eh?
“Missed A Trick”, “Came Up The Hard Way”; Jeez I enjoy this job.
The Ed is right. This lack of hair is a very very bad thing in a posh person and has already demonstrated its severe effect on William Hague, even though he really isn’t that posh.
I guess it comes down in the end to the Mirror Philosopher’s rationale developed by great minds down the centuries of:
Socialism is Cool and good, Tories are bald and shit.
As any fewl do knoe
Threw away a public school education to become a gutter-trawling, drug-addicted rent boy.
What a sensible chap to tout as a Daily Mirror opinion-former!
What a сunt.
“Taxi for one to Holywood”!
Its not a bald patch its a solar panel
Well he’s changed his political tune.
Mr Everett was a friend of Johnnie Bristol (Marquis of Bristol — Ickworth House and mega heroin habit). In the biography of the late Marquis, Bristol turned up in a Ferrari to collect Everett naked apart from his fur coat and the pair set off for Venice together… not the sort of heart-warming tale hard-working families would identify with, I fear.
And [flourish] baldy Cambo, I hear on good authority [another flourish], doth tuck his shirt into his underpants [silence, awaits applause].
I thank you. [leaves]
[Mutters under breath] Well it used to fucking work.
Somebody called Rupert calls someone called David “too posh”…
Wow, that’s a Parody Singularity.
Who is that fucking fembot ???
Crikey, you would have to be really desperate, or be a gay bloke and fancy a bit of ‘back-door’action to go anywhere near ‘that’…
Any body liking “Back door action” is Gay ! It leaves more Front Bottoms For Us Real men
What the fuck is it with the tweed jacket ?
Is she really trying hard to look like a bloke ?
Or is she pretending to be a country bumpkin ?
What the fuck is this obsession with trying to be ‘posh’?
Covering up the fact that she is as thick as brick shit…
I’d Give It One and so would you !
Has Emily Nomates had elocution lessons from Loyd fucking Grossman..
Somebody who pronounces their vowels like that has just got to give head, IMHO.
Or just has.
Smirks…
Fucking good spot Frank Fisher !! Let us spread the word !!
Egg Pelting is already the Number One story on the BBC News Website !!
O/T Bob Ainsworthless making a right cnut of himself on C4 news right now.
He’s the SofS but keeps referring to Broon being the decision maker about more troops. If Broon is in charge then what are we paying that fuckwit 140 grand for??
I loved the bit where he begged ‘Please believe me’re other nation troop commitments, the detail of which he cannot yet reveal. God, he sounded pathetic.
To make Brown look a genius?
A bit like trying to invent nuclear fusion then.
How to make brown look a genius?? Hmmm difficult!!
Although to be honest when you put aside straw, johnson, ainstbustinagut, balls,cooper and the militwit ‘twins’ he does look slightly less incompetent I suppose.
Oh!! No doubt that’s why he has them there isn’t it???
Nope -MB’s male and younger and a different political persuasion.
Though he has his good points!! Sometimes!!
…..isn’t it though?
And trust me on this, he doesn’t have any good points.
Six fingers good five fingers bad
Everybody has good points sometimes – even gordon!!! though I’ll admit his are very few are far in between.
nell, I know you can’t help it being from Norfolk and an octogenarian, but this time you’ve crossed the line FFS.
You!!!
Who are you calling an octanagarian!!!
I might not be a young MB but I have a way to go befiore I get there.
One of these days when Guido has one of his meet and greet events in a pub , you and I will meet and prove it!!!
What the fucks with the Domino’s stuff?!!!
It could be that the secret’s in the nutrition index of the box itself !
Weather for copenhagen . -2 and frost tonight – possibly snow tomorrow. Weather forecast for here . -5 and snow in the north tomorrow.
Anthropogenic Global warming happening?? Nowhere around the UEA in Norwich that’s for sure. But then, no doubt, Prof.Phil Jones and his entire UEA Man-made global warming crew are already esconced in Copenhagen’s finest hotel, at our expense, ready for the conference
Al Megrahi doing well in the bosom of his family and not expected to expire anytime soon Rather like RonnieBiggs who is happy tazzing around in his mobility chair.
Labour has been such a ‘wise’government! Fooled by every con-man on the planet!!!!
It can be -5 and 5ft of snow outside but because it is standard practice to place all thermometers used in the data collection for AGW above a 3 bar electric fire it would make no difference.
3 bar electric fire?
Get an AGA, you fucking pleb…
Brown Will claim to have now found a cure for bowel cancer !
A trip to Libya !
Tent in the desert. Scorpion in his shoe!!
Cameron thinks you are full of shit nell
get a fucking windmill like he has
Well gordon (well damian to be precise)!!!
You are such a moron!!!
Welcome to Marlborough country…
Where’s my fucking peerage, you сunts?
I can’t remember now , but did he get his million pounds back that he donated to the labour party when his deal with labour went sour because it got exposed in the media??
‘Pity’he lost out on a lordship. He’d have been another rotten addition to uddin, sugar, and the rest of bliar’s labour troughing lordship crew.
The tincy twat won’t get a penny back from me.
we wouldn’t have the chav cun’t in the Lords
we expect a better class of thieving bastard these days
Couldn’t have put it better myself
nobody told you there is a height requirement for the Lords?
Lord Amstrad of Dwarfshire must have been wearing platform heels when they let him in!
Mandy and the oligarchs on channel 4 now…. should be worth a laff
Oh Oh. Already it’s all Margaret Thatcher’s fault and the nasty Tories, No mention of Mandleslime.
Can’t be that overbearing bint’s fault can it?
More hot exposures, some of these oligarchs have big yachts.
Getting better, Mandleslug’s coming into the sights.
MandleSlug. I like that! It seems so very appropriate.!! I think that name might stick!!
Glad you liked it Nell. I’m not sure I can claim copyright.
As you say below, this blog does give us a chance to have a laugh at their expense.
Cheers!!
Time for a glass of wine !!!
It’s a safety valve. Only an idiot would be content with this.
the elites in this country – no matter what – will never, never give up what they have and will pursue their own interests irrespective of the nation or its needs – lawfully or unlawfully – and have enough clout to be able to beat any poor bugger into submission – it’s their world not ours
I so don’t agree with you. they live their lives we live ours.
I’m not unhappy with my life and I don’t feel they have beaten me into submission.
Blogs like Guido’s have given me the opportunity to have a dig back and I enjoy that.
Don’t be so depressing. I think it’s a case of the glass is half full NOT the glass is half empty.
And keep potting away!!! Every little matters!!!
Glass totally empty, several times – it’s the only way to survive in the current political climate.
The “elites” are the upper portion of the rent-seeking classes (living off the land). The other is the sub-class of Chavs who also live on the backs of other peoples work.
If you work, save, travel or purchase, they are your enemy.
That sounds very 19th century marxist rubbish .
It doesn’t seem to have any basis in current economics.
Actually it’s basis is David Ricardo and Adam Smith.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Ricardo
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Smith
Mandy and the oligarchs on channel 4 now…. should be worth a laff
dispatches
Deliberately inflate a credit bubble then change the rules on expenses so rent seeking MPs gain at the countries expense.
Tory Baroness Warsi pelted with eggs by muslim gang in Luton:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/beds/bucks/herts/8387110.stm
Haven’t watched it but I hope she got hold of some eggs and threw them back.
Then she shoud have took hold of some of them by their ears, stood them against a wall and told them about the process of democracy called ‘ how you listen to other peoples points of view’!!
And so to bed,hopefully to wake tomorrow to the news that the fraudster Brown has topped himself.
Get out of our country you fraudulent,thieving, lying, grotty coward.
Breaking News;
Brown dies from too much lying.
Breaking news;
Mandelson breathes life back in him yet again.
Tony Blair pressed Bush to use UN over Iraq
Nobody at the BBC seems to have noticed the not-altogether-inconsequential testimony today from Sir David Manning (Blair’s own foreign policy adviser) that he and Bush started discussing attacking Iraq only three days after 9/11 on 14 September 2001.
Does the BBC not think this date was significant?
Three days doesn’t seem very long to build a defensible case for invasion. There were no such discussions prior to 9/11 presumably?
The invasion arose on the agenda on 14 September, 2001; it never went away.
This created lots and lots of time to contrive a reason to invade.
18 months in fact. With all the resources money could buy.
Surely a water-tight justification would follow?
Surely Bliar and GWB wouldn’t end up relying on a fabricated ’45 minutes’dossier, a plagiarised student essay and a risible performance from Colin Powell at the UNSC?
Surely Bad Al Campbell isn’t still bullying Auntie Beeb?
It has been reported worldwide that the Himalayan glaciers are retreating fast due to global warming. But now a report released by India’s Ministry of Environment last week claims that the picture of fast retreating glaciers is simply not accurate. The report, by a senior glaciologist called Vijay Kumar Raina, says that earlier studies based on the measurements of a handful of glaciers did not present a true account, and that in fact, India’s 10,000 plus Himalayan glaciers are not shrinking rapidly in response to climate change.
The report disputes the UN Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change’s (IPCC’s) 2007 report, which stated clearly that Himalayan glaciers ‘are receding faster than in any other part of the world and, if the present rate continues, the likelihood of them disappearing by the year 2035, and perhaps sooner, is very high if the Earth keeps warming at the current rate.’
http://twawki.wordpress.com/
Glaciers retreat not because of warmth, but because less ice is being added further up. When are we going to launch the IPCF (Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Fraud)?
And less ice (snow) is added further up because?
Maybe you have an answer to your question?
Primary school kids know snow comes from the sea.
Please continue…
be funny if it turned out that both your cum-stained bedsits were in the same slum in Deptford, or Norwich or somewhere like that. And you’d been not-saying-hello to each other for all these years as you passed occasionaly on the smells of wee stairs
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/6693162/Morgan-Stanley-fears-UK-sovereign-debt-crisis-in-2010.html
Britain risks becoming the first country in the G10 bloc of major economies to risk capital flight and a full-blown debt crisis over coming months, according to a client note by Morgan Stanley.
Thank Gord that EU Area 7 is best placed to weather the economic problems which started in the FSA.
Potential inflationary pressure is everywhere.
Base rates can only go up. HM Govt measures exclude mortgages from inflation measures, but there will be predictable impact on wage demands. (Gordon must be thanking God for unemployment).
The printing of hundreds of billions of pounds of cash will eventually start to affect the RPI. (Gordon must be thanking God for unemployment).
Loss of confidence in gilts, which Brown has used to borrow time by buying his own loans with money created out of thin air, will result in either the further collapse of the pound or panic-stricken increases in base rates. Less growth, more inflationary pressure. (Gordon must be thanking God for unemployment).
Tax rises are going to be needed at some point. Gordon has tried to pretend our debt does not exist. Guess what? More tax = more inflationary pressure. (Gordon must be thanking God for unemployment).
More tax.
More investors leaving.
More rate increases.
More downward pressure on growth.
Without all you unemployed people keeping wages down, who knows how much more fucked we would be?
Labour loves unemployment.
Scotched earth.
Gordon hates you.
Tractor Stat of the year:
when inflation overtakes economic contraction we’ll be back to growth, and the recession will be over right
There was never that much deflationary pressure, only DEBT deflation which is very different.
Now look. Lets face it,you’ve no other option than to decide between our established party system. UKIP? Lord Pearson? Do us a favour. He’ll achieve a credibility meltdown well before the next election. Can you really see him as PM? Nick Griffin? That’s not in your psyche. How would you explain that? So you’re back to us. You could of course stay at home,but that’s no skin off our snoughts. The sooner you all learn to love and accept that only the two and a half party choice can bring you the comfort you need,the sooner we can get back to normal.
Treaty of Lisbon enters into force in the UK in 20 minutes.
Or was it all stopped and no-one bothered telling us? Why hasn’t anyone mentioned this?
The lamps are going out all over Europe.
We shall not see them lit again in our lifetime.
We interrupt this blog with a special bulletin:
The Federal Republic of Europe is now under martial law.
All un-constitutional freedoms have been suspended.
Stay in your homes.
Do not attempt to contact loved ones, insurance agents or lawyers.
Shut up.
Do not attempt to think or depression may occur.
Stay in your homes.
Curfew is at 5.30 PM sharp after work.
Anyone caught outside the gates of their subdivision sectors after curfew
will be shot.
Remain calm, do not panic.
Your neighbourhood watch officer will visit to collect urine samples in
the morning.
Anyone caught interfering with the collection of urine examples will be
shot.
Stay in your homes, remain calm.
The number one enemy of progress is question.
Security of the Council is more important than individual freedom.
All sports broadcasts will proceed as normal.
No more than two people may gather anywhere without permission.
Use only the drugs prescribed by your manager or supervisor.
Shut up, be happy.
Obey all orders without question.
The comfort you’ve demanded is now mandatory.
Be happy.
At last everything is done for you.
By the way.
You’re all under house arrest and dusk to dawn curfew.
Just a matter of time.
Under the anti terrorist and EU subversives act,you are hereby warned that anything you say,may be recorded,and used as evidence in a court of law somewhere in the EU.
not amused , infact not sporting , not sporting at all
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1763153/board/thread/152546089
for the real fans of the show
Is it just me or is the mispronounciation of “Guido” as ” Gheeedough” getting on other people’s tits? Jolly entertaining otherwise though.
Telegraph: Cancer care on the NHS falls behind the rest of Europe.
Link
Oh dear. Another Labour failure to add to the long, long list.
Emily, I will totally buy you a pizza if I see you on the tube!