Sunday Sleaze
The Attorney General, Baroness Scotland flouted the tax laws, broke employment laws she herself drafted and fiddled £170,000 in expenses. She was given a £5,000 fine for what she described as “technical breach of the rules”. The rest of us call it breaking the law. As far as Guido knows the only other issue she faces is a Bar Standards Council investigation for bringing the Bar into disrepute. The Attorney General has got off very lightly…
You could argue that her former maid, Loloahi Tapui, also committed a “technical breach of the rules” in overstaying her visa. She now faces charges and a prison sentence. Does anyone else feel that the weight of the law is falling disproportionately on Lolo?
The Blairite loyalist Baroness Morgan has been caught fiddling her overnight expenses by pretending her Wandsworth home isn’t her main home. The Lords authorities refuse to investigate this kind of fiddle despite, or perhaps because, it is so widespread. She tells the Lords that her main home is in Petersfield and she swears to Companies House on corporate filings she is ordinarily resident in Wandsworth. Give you one guess to whom she is lying…
On a lighter note, Elliot Morley, one of the few MPs predicted to face fraud charges, spends a lot of time reversing edits to his Wikipedia page, mainly trying to erase references to his claiming of our cash on false pretences. His detractors have managed to slip past the editors a change to the pronunciation of his name:
Guido suspects he won’t be a “shameless freeloader” for much longer…
Guido, this cleaner woman , she is one of the little people right ? What really is the problem here ?
Anyway have to dash as Im playing Croquet on the Lawn with that nice Mr Prescott later today. Toodle pip.
You can’t go locking up the Attorney General can you? Politicians have to look after themselves these days after all nobody else will.
The whole of Europe is becoming more and more like the Soviet Union, next we will all be banned from owning cars except of course our “Masters of the Universe”.
It certainly is like Eastern block. Andy Marr interrupted his show to introduce a BBC snapper who was stopped under terror laws for photographing a Sunset over St Paul’s
I was stopped and had my name taken for snapping the C-charge cameras outside Kensington Palace over two years ago. (It was for a magazine article).
It’s been happening to snappers all over London for ages.
Funny how the BBC don’t notice until it happens to one of their own.
If only all we ‘little people’ could know what YOU’VE been up to “Lord Carrington” – for years…they wouldn’t believe it…
http://archipelago-of-truth.blog.co.uk/2009/04/16/the-walthamstow-bus-police-and-the-war-on-terror-5954792/
Goes on much more often than people think.
cars will be be banned for the Olympic gravy train in 2012 except of course for the zil lanes reserved for our VIP political masters
As leader of the opposition I of course can do nothing about the scandal of the elite ruling classes being above the law.
If I am elected to the position of Prime Minister, I can say, with a cast iron degree of certainty, that I will set up an independent Quango to investigate this scandal and if any evidence of wrongdoing emerges, I will act immediately to rectify the law and ensure that these illegal practices are made completely legal.
The British people deserve nothing less and can be certain that there will be no room for illegal behaviour by corrupt elites, in any future conservative administration.
And I am unanimous in that.
Can I have honest Daves cast iron set in stone take to the bank guarantee that he will honour all his cast iron promises or will he forget them as soon as possible?
Will honest Dave even remember what promises he made at all or even give a shit? After all honest Dave doesnt need his grassroots Tory supporters anymore does he? After all the hard work of moving(hijacking) his party to the left and adopting left leaning policies perhaps he thinks that his metrosexual left leaning chattering classes will vote him into office?
Dont think dont hestitate just vote for honest Dave, he is slightly more amenable than Brown and has a nice smile, no policies or stature or courage or honesty or reliability but what the hey eh? So if you are a lower middle class worker struggling to make ends meet paying crippling taxes then honest Dave has the answer in a very cunning plan, so cunning in fact that its bound to succeed, he plans to raise taxes to impossible heights and give away our sovereignty and load his elitist friends with taxpayer cash and…er…thats it really! It cant possibly fail can it?
Vote newfakeconservative because you wouldnt want the elite having to go without would you?
Feck the Olympics – forever. It’s part of ‘the agenda’ too – why d’ya think Hitler ran them – the quest for a ‘master race’ isn’t fiction.
I agree Suky – they have even put the brain dead Seb Coe in charge ’cause he won’t see the real agenda!
True the Olympics is a nice smokescreen for some field experiments of certain laws and ideas to be tested in the worlds laboratory; London.
Weren’t Paris the lucky ones?!
well lets be fair, the Paralympics will raise the disability and accessibility agenda for the approx 15-20% of the UK who have declared a physical and or mental disability.
I was just highlighting how the elite have hijacked the Games.
http://londonmuslims.blogspot.com/2009/05/london-2012-zionist-cabal.html
Will somebody tell us what the carbon footprint of the Olympics is?
Construction.
Road and rail travel of contestants, spectators, media.
Air travel of Spectators, media, contestants.
Electricity consumed by all those people glued to the TV.
Stop global warming; save the polar bars, ban the Olympics and preserve the penguins.
“I was just highlighting how the elite have hijacked the Games.”
You’ve missed the fucking point of the games you twat.
Your hatred of the Jewish national home is palpable. Are you a member of the BNP?
Do you have any other comments to make on this site but to obsess about Jews. Are you ill or just another jihadist with hatred in his heart?
Just asking.
“Baroness Scotland has my full backing. She is getting on with a big job.
She can rely on the support of her cabinet colleagues during her forthcoming episode of pathological lying in court, which is the right thing to do.
This Labour government will be tough on Tapui. The tories would have done nothing.
I actually said the end of TORY boom and bust.
My parents gave me a moral compass.
Тяактояѕ Ат Яєсояд Оцтрцт”
“My parents gave me a moral compass.”
Shame it’s still up yer arse.
The hospitals assessments.
This hospital trust has been fully assessed by the NuLabour compliant Hospital Inspections team. The following has been recorded.
1} Excessive car parking charges , broken ticket dispensers and number of cars clamped have met all current targets.
2} ALL Hospital Signs in Welsh and Swahili. Excellent
3} very high numbers of staff away on social awareness, equality, diversity, positive learning and gender retraining courses. Excellent
4} All ethnicity and equality targets being met. Good
5}Fully compliant with minimum 40 hour working week no opt outs. Very good.
and the rebranding of all paperwork from Northwoodshire Primary Care Trust – to PCT -4-U has completed within budget {£20 million}
We have no hesitation in awarding this hospital 4****
{ Note: The dead body in the showers and the bloodstains across ‘Mandy ward’ and the maniac attacking the nurses at reception with a chair may need further investigation. We would have informed a doctor but we could not find one. Also the contract for your ambulances that you now hire from an agency to save capital expense has expired. You should renew this in April 2010. Meanwhile use wheelbarrows.}
Excellent work
NuLabour compliant Hospital Inspections team.
Dr Quango
Probably closer to the truth than satire, Dr Quango…
Hospital revelations also happened under Maggie Thatcher and the waiting lists were very long indeed.Things are much better now.Take politics out of hospitals.The’ Dr Foster Group’ could have links to a well known political party,check it out.On November the 19th there were hints that this group could lose funding and now they come out with this report. I smell a large rat.
Nothing wrong with signs in Welsh,we were here first before the English.
Take Politics out of Hospitals!
OK, let me opt out of the stalinist system.
What Stalinist system do you refer to? I work in the NHS with caring,kind people who try to do their best for patients.It is a gross insult to call it a Stalinist system .
Fuck Off do you care, you almost killed My Nan last week you mongs.
I don’t call it the http://nationaldeathservice.blogspot.com/ for nothing.
The NHS is pure socialist politics. Until people can opt out then it will be politicised.
Try the USA and see how you would get on without an insurance policy. You are talking nonsense.NHS best in the world,so says an International Survey recently.
Lets see how many Americans are coming to the U.K. for treatment? It’s zero.
How many U.K. serfs going to the U.S. for treatment? Loads. Also 100,000 Canadians escape their own system of treatment rationing every single year.
Socialism kills, the NHS is socialist therefore The NHS kills.
If you want care, do you purchase it or beg bureacrats?
Compare your GP with the service from say Specsavers, compare them for accessibility (location and opening hours), cleanliness, service, price, hospitality, newness of equipment or in fact anything.
In short. Trusting the NHS is akin to suicide.
Specsaver based upon PROFIT.American ‘health service’ based upon PROFIT. NHS based upon equity of provision within a tax based system.Do talk sense.
The NHS is a realised socialism sector of the UK economy heavily engaged in mission creep – it infects every part of the UK economy and financial system.
Profit is good, it’s based on reciprocal benefit.
The NHS is based on extortion.
“Specsaver based upon PROFIT.”
It’s not the motive that counts, it’s the outcome.
NHS good for A&E as long as you’re not drunk. Other services not great but you’re fucked if your old (i.e. a long time contributor), a smoker, a drinker, a bon viveur, a tory etc.
If I say a hospital is clean and heathy then it is.
Just look at my fantastic success runnng mid-Staffordshire NHS Trust. Only 1200 people died.
Cynthia
CEO – Care Quality Commission
I think the Sunlight should take the case…
These MPs and Lords need the Mussolini treatment.
You’re being a bit weak there. ALL MPs and lords need the Muusolini treatment. And let’s throw in a few permanent secretary and cmpany chairmen while we’re at it. This system stinks.
At least Lolo was performing a useful function and working for a living, unlike our politicians
New Labour = socialist masters
I don’t think New con will be any better though
The political class of this country are rotten to the core
Yes, they are all the same – all as bad. Ultimately, LibLabCon will look after each other as one political class.
There is a new report saying most of the Jocks are fat.
Piggy Scotland is just one of them
She has face like a deep-fried Mars Bar.
That’s a very Mars-Barist statement.
White,milk,and dark chocholate are all equally delicious.
Quite right.
Getting that point across can be quite a marathon.
dit dit dit da da da dit dit dit
Little people are awful. I spent yesterday opening something called a Lidl ? It was a sort of giant bazaar selling Iranian cola and 5 tins of Embankment Tramp super strength for a pound. I couldn’t recommend it to anyone I know but the little people loved it.
I had to canvas around some of their ghastly little houses, with silver nylon sparkling 8ft Christmas trees in a 6ft room and a doorbell that plays Susan Boyle.
Not looking forward to the election at all. Someone even had the gall to say ‘you’re all in it for your fat greedy overpaid selves.’
I pointed out that this particular council tenant seemed to be doing all right for themselves. They had a sofa and a fridge and a TV in the front garden.
Why I had only claimed for a Chaisselonge and a cooler for the summer house.
“Yaah dun’t reprezent the loikes of us mate! Yahh fat cat banker”
“I am not a banker” I said” I’m an MP. And CEO of Associated Sunlight Management Solutions hedge fund group, not the same thing at all. But he wasn’t really listening as I tried to explain non-investable indices.
so I told my chauffeur to warm up the Bentley and we left.”
Disgusting!
5 cans for a pound you say?
Which Lidl was that then Bill?
Rod Lidl
Lidl Chef?
Lidl woods?
Lidl Red Riding hood?
Lidl Rod.Smaller than Prescott’s.
You should be in private eye mate. Great stuff.
Yep, supa funny!
Looks like Max Clifford did a good Job for the cleaner eh, managed to keep a lid on the whole scandal methinks !!!
Please Guido, do we have to put up with reading comments regarding Max Clifford *?
Every time his oily name is mentioned I puke over the keyboard and hve to replace it (the keyboard, not the vomit).
( * could be Keith Vaz, Tony Blair, Gordon Brown, Harriet Harman,……. the list is endlessssss )
I feel, and share, your pain.
I am just a tad confused how Petersfield comes into this. On her website Baroness Morgan writes:
“I have had a family home in Wales since 1986. As Chief Executive of a UK Breast Cancer Charity and now as a Minister, my work has been predominantly in London but all my adult life I have divided my time between London and Wales.”
http://www.baronessmorgan.org.uk/4.html
Last time I went there Petersfield was in Hampshire, not Wales.
Praps she was using Gordon’s moral compass for directions.
Petersfield, like Wales, has an “e” in it?
Geography , like law, is not her strong point
The Tory donor Lord Ashcroft’s millions obviously now distort voting intentions in key marginals. This is undemocratic as he is not a tax payer. Furthermore the premier of Belize has warned David Cameron about the dangers of putting Ashcroft in parliament.Baroness Scotland’s sleaze is pretty minor compared to Ashcroft seeking power and influence through his millions of pounds in donations to the Tories.
YOU WOULD N’T FIND ANY OF US DOING THAT
Ashcroft leaving some money to charity doesn’t make up for his illegal movement of funds to the Tories through Bearwood. It STINKS and the Tories can never hold the moral high ground when they accept his money. ‘It’s The Lord That Won It’
‘Some money’ ?? Just the odd £ 900,000,000.00
If your Lords put a little more into the pot than they take out then you could fund some marginals yourselves.
What a load of tosh, of course our Prime Minister pays tax as has every Prime Minister.Do talk sense.
Think how much tax he ought to pay on that but he gets away with paying nothing.It makes me sick. TORY SLEAZE AGAIN.
Hear, hear !!
I don’t care how long it took him to accumulate that fortune; I could piss it away in hours.
But at least Gordon pays tax!
Gordon does NOT pay tax (in the net) Gordon’s salary and expenses are funded entirely from money extorted from taxpayers.
Gordon Brown pays all his Tax on time.
and the Tooth Fairy is for real.
The court of public opinion has decided that his background is excessively privileged, dear.
Anti Citizen One appears on several blog sites spouting the same prejudiced nonsense.One of the sites calls the beloved NHS the Death Service.How sick is that,no pun intended.
Anti Citizen One is correct, do keep up.
No not really it’s just that he doesn’t pay tax.Ashcroft got his title fairly recently from a Tory PM, no blue blood at all ,just loads of dosh UGH!
Don’t be bloody daft Flintoff.
You don’t want to pursue that line of bollox when the Lords have been packed with lefty arse-bandits lining their pockets at our expense, you twat.
We are in control now. DO keep up, Harridan !
I used to enjoy the Freddie Flintoff postings, but now it’s been hijacked by some stooge from the bunker parroting the party line. Ashcroft is pretty scummy, and the Tories are hooked on his money, but it doesn’t make the endemic theft among Labour lords and MPs any more acceptable.
No more undemocratic than stuffing a Cabinet with unelected peers and parachuting Labour has beens into peerages.
Where is Mrs Kinnock?
Using the ‘they are more corrupt than us’ argument cuts no ice.
We suffer the results,not the political classes.
I think all parties have been treated absolutely fairly.
You would, you backward tnuc.
Said the same yesterday – http://therantingkingpenguin.blogspot.com/2009/11/full-penalty-of-law-for-some-but-not.html
The Penguin
Don’t forget that great satan, the motorist. Only the law-abiding ones though, the police farce don’t bother with such things as criminals.
Gordon Brown does not drive, not that anyone would guess.
My sister was fined £800 and 6 points on the licence caught doing 35 mph by a speed camera… she was home in bed with a migraine at the time verified by her GP.
Her husband had taken the children back to school without her knowledge, so when the notice was sent to her (her car) she’d thought it must have been some sort of technical error by the camera. The fine was for not knowing who was in charge of her vehicle.
Harriet was not playing at dodgem cars.
She was at a Cabinet meeting.
She met with a bottle of Gin, as was verified by the dribble of vomit down the front of her cow-print jacket.
You know where to find me. I’m the one plotting in the cellar.
“not knowing who was in charge of her vehicle”
Remember how we used to scoff at Thought Crime?
These lefty fukkers have made it a reality.
Honest people are much easier to deal with than criminals.
And we’re more likely to pay up.
we are all criminals under new labour.
pre-emptive criminalisation of the British population and pre-emptive wars against sovereign states have been the new labour agenda from day one.
and to assist in the achievement of these nefarious ends the new labour party has vainly and foolishly tried to re-invent the wheel. a bridge too far.
thankfully it has ofcourse failed and the new labour party is now disintergrating rapidly.
new labour has taken away people’s rights and waged wars and carrried out torture and it has got away with these war crimes because at the same time as it has been breaking international law is has also been bribing the British population with their own taxmoney and with easy credit underpinned by an underpoliced financial sector. when times are good that is one thing; selling such an obviously unbeneficial argument during the deepest recession in history is quite another and it is a sale that gordon brown is not equipped to close.
as the labour party’s leader is simply not up to the task, not fit for purpose, then it follows and is no surprise that the new labour war government is unravelling so very quickly.
brown’s a fucking dead man, politically speaking.
note to the PLP: it is time for you to dispose of brown’s corpse because it is stinking the fucking place out.
the smell of decomposing human flesh is a real vote loser.
innit.
It’s the right thing to do.
No Thank you .We like Gordon and don’t much like any of the posh Tory Bastards.
That’s right Gordon, you just keep saying it’s the right thing to do.
Just do as you are told and everything will be okay and we won’t have to show people the photo of you wearing a nappy.
On a rocking horse.
Repeat after me Gordon, “My name is Gordon Brown I am owned by the CIA. I am their bitch.”
My name is Gordon Brown I am owned by the CIA. I am their bitch.
The wheel is a bridge too far?
if I were to grab hold of a wheel and repeatedly smash it across the bridge of your nose then in that context the wheel would be a bridge too far as far as you were concerned, would it not?
which is exactly what I will do if you keep fucking nitpicking you pedantic bastard.
this is just a blog.
and are your thick as thieves fan club subscription fees paid up to date you fucker?
better be.
Tough talk behind an anonymous screen you middle class lefty ponce
shut up slag.
you are my bitch now, start dancing to top boy’s tune.
amuse me slag, make top boy laugh.
One day sunshine one day
then we’ll see how your lefty middle class ponciness is of any use in a real situation
She’s also responsible for the fastest amendment to any rules seen in history – the ones which normally get dragged out for months if not years. Changing how lords expenses work also needs financial research and planning as it affects others too – were were all the budgetary announcements we are entitled to when the rules for Lonond allowances were hastily updated to save her skin?
We would go to jail for this!
Yes, but we aren’t politicians!
The difference between Labour and Conservatives?
Labour have Dark Lord of the Sith Mandelson, and Conservatives have Dave ‘We’re all in the trough together’ Cameron.
We wont get significant change unless independents are brought into the House.
This is how it will be:
One law for you, no law for me.
‘Cos I’m the law gal ….
Yes, we have to get used to this. They are all filth.
Lawmakers can be Law Breakers in Gordon’s Britain.
Incessant sleaze:
http://eotp.wordpress.com
I’ve lost any confidence in our legal and judicial system due to it being riddled with Nu Labour cronies.
She won’t take the stand but it would be fun if she did.
Baroness Scotland files: http://eotp.wordpress.com/?s=baroness+scotland
Common Purpose looks after its own.
And now, on this beautiful hot sunny day a song for Climategate-
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El muchos Hoonos dis Baron scotland
We must end this ancient and vile discrimination against criminals.
I wondered why Nu Labour put an end to the Death Sentence for High Treason. Nu Labour also refuses the idea of imprisoning criminals. The plan all comes together, trough for no penance!
I broke the law and I won
Of course the government is going to try and support the baroness, close ranks and fuck over the cleaner. That’s what this government does.
Btw, does anyone know if there is an English Democrats representative for Maidenhead. I went on their site and couldn’t find one.
Oh and be careful Fawkes, some twat somewhere will find that picture of the attorney general in cross hairs ‘offensive’. I, however think it a nice image, especially when i imagine i’m the one about to shoot the fucker with a Barrett M107.
An AI AS50 would be more patriotic!
CrossBow would do
They can run but they can’t hide!
There is nothing quite like the stench of justice corrupted.
The NuLab Socialist plutocrats are all members of the Brownite-Ballsist Politburo. As the Unelected Heroes and Heroines of the Workers Paradise their purity is beyond question.
The Supreme & Dearly Loved Leader salutes Baroness Kinnockio, Baroness Uddin, Lord Sugar Lump, Baroness Scotland, Lord Mandelson, Snowball, Napolean and Old Major……..
Another thing those people have in common is they are ugly fuckers. Except for Mandy – has he passed the Dorian Grey test yet?
Join the union, we’re all fat ugly fuckers here mate!
and Squealer.
Speaking of Baroness Kinnockio, did you catch the TV news item from Trinidad this am.? She allowing herself to be kissed on both cheeks by Jonah Brown, who, incidentally, managed to aim said smackers pretty much in the right direction (must’ve been practising). Ghastly image, but brave, brave Glenys. Expect tragedy to befall ere long.
Glynnis had probably just left the bar, she probably wasn’t sure who was kissing her.
The fact is that poor, senile Glenys Kinnock is terrified of Gordon Brown. Like a lot of these Labour women she craps herself whenever he comes near them.
She is a gonner
McJonah has applied the Kiss of death
Look out for unseasonal hurricaines
Comrades in the Workers Paradise of the UKSSR
It has come to the notice of the Supreme Soviet that some Bullingdonites, Saboteurs, Traitors and Fifth Columnists have been critical of the Supreme Lord Sugar Lump for being named a Tsar. This is NOT, I repeat NOT a throwback to the corrupt and decadent Ancien Regime of the Blairite Traitors and Warmongers, but a reflection of a newer, brighter and nobel Tsar of the Peoples Paradise of Clapton.
Of course, I am the only true Tsar – Marshall & Supreme Leader Brown-Stuff – and I bathe daily in the affections of my people.
Hello Honkey Tonks
Brown is a pant cacker
He’s my kind of guy!
He’s too big garnering Labour votes in Leicester to fail.
What’s that – the ‘uphill gardening’ vote?? I’d better read that again…maybe not..
I’m looking into it!
He can be painfully tight when he puts his mind to it.
Where’s “Mark Oaten” when you need him lol.
I’m up there with Mandy
Trapped under a soiled coffee table.
Ha ha and still nobody notices the £75,000 that I claimed for a Westminster flat, despite already owning a £1.5m property 12 miles away. Perhaps this means the racist British public have finally just accepted I’m here, I’m going to get stinking rich off the back of your labour and there’s nothing you can do about it. You white racists.
The backlash is underway.
http://www.kevinmacdonald.net/Blog.htm
The thing about ant-semitism I don’t like is that it appears to me to be a separated form of racism – that it is on another level quite distinct from racism against other peoples. And in an inverse way that implies that Jews are somehow an uber class above other races, which is horrificly ironic when you consider their terrible plight under fascist regimes in the last century.
Caesar’s wife (not the regular poster here!) had a duty to maintain absolute irreproachability.
This country’s highest law officer carries the same responsibility.
She has no excuse whatsoever for failing to abide by the very letter of a law which she introduced.
The maximum possible sentence for breaking that law should have been imposed on her.
She’s Labour I’m afraid, and Brown will protect her, he has every confidence in the woman. Shame the British people have no confidence in Brown or his Brownies, the “unelected” PM is so full of himself!
This woman represents everything I hate about Labour. Don’t come the “socialist” with me, Labour have well and truly milked the system for all it’s worth since they came to power. They even want us to believe it is a good thing to have elected representatives in the Upper House, ask yourself why, Labour want to put their own cronies in there. Blair is a prime example of how Labour have made sure they benefit from being in power, they are not there for you and me that’s for sure. New Labour, new social elite, they are the “Notting Hill” crowd, they have crossed the river. Won’t be long now and it will be Lord Blair of this that and the other, and Cherie can wear her purple coat.
Slotgob and her slimy hoon of a husband wearing concrete overcoats would be better.
They created me, in their own image the created me.
You know the saying “Caesar’s wife is above suspicion”?
I’ve put an end to all that rubbish.
O/T but when is Blair going to be charged? Or a citizen’s arrest? Or something! He surely can’t just waltz off nowL
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1231746/Secret-letter-reveal-new-Blair-war-lies.html
Blair is probably about to be knighted by Brown in the New Years Honours list, the final insult from this Labour government probably.
Another thought – traditionally ex-PMs are made a Knight of the Garter when the next possible vacancy occurs following the death of an existing meber(there are only 24 members ignoring Royal and Stranger Members(Foreign Dignatories etc)Both Major and Thatcher were made KGs after they left Downing Street(Major was also made Companion of Honour and Thatcher awarded Order of Merit – again both exclusive orders of chivalry in the personal gift of the Monarch)Vacancies for KGs arose in 2008 when Richard Luce(ex Royal Chamberlain) and Sir Thomas Dunne ex Lord Lt of Hereford & Worcester were both made KGs so bearing in mind that Blair was no longer PM and surely he must have ranked aboove an ex Lord Lieutenant -why wasn’t he made one ? Also why has he not received a honour such as Major and Thatcher in addition to this from the Sovereign ? I can’t think Blair would refuse such a honour especially such a personal non-political onbe from the Queen
It also seems an odd ommission bearing in mind that Blair was also “credited” with “Saving the Monarchy”in 1997(according to the movie that is of course) as it stood on the abyss after Diana’s death by his “wise counsel” that the Sovereign would not wish to award him a honour as soon as it was possible i.e. resigning as PM and the fact that Blair is not averse to honours – he could hardly be seen to accept the Congressional Medal and yet turn down a honour from his own Sovereign – or unless he claims to turn it down on “conscience” grounds being a “Socialist” etc etc……???
Medal medal medal !!!
Hope so Lizzie.That will ensure full activation of the Broon curse.
I once chased all over Ilkeston, Notts to arrest Bliar when he was on a walkabout in the run up to the 2004 EU elections. I would have attempted said arrest had I found him and will do again if he’s given a ‘gong’ – or if he’s ever within spitting distance (spits aside) of me.
“……………….Won’t be long now and it will be Lord Blair of this that and the other……………”
Interesting…but who is likely to propose him to the peerage ? The only likelihood is in the “Dissolution Honours” but hang on …think about it for a moment…..that’s likely to be around April 2010 just as the “Chilcot Inquiry” is hearing or has just heard the “straight sorta guy’s” evidence on what he did or didn’t know of the events preceding the Iraq Invasion. Over the last week quietly and without too much fanfare in the media the “expert ” witnesses from the Civil Service;Ambassadors etc have been giiving evidence that doesn’t actualy put Blair in too good a light and of course we still have Lord Goldsmith’s evidence to come and an inconvenient letter setting out his legal advice has surfaced in the bundles of correspondence he’s submitted ahead of that to the inquiry suggesting that perhaps the war actually was illegal and that Blair knew that fact before he addressed Parliament.
So here’s an hypothetical question ….would Brown(who is trying his damnedest to keep below the radar and avoid appearing) want to excite all the inevitable media attention on to him by proposing Blair for a peearge plus of course it would be right at the start of an election campaign and remind people all over again about the questionable Iraq War ?Mmm interesting don’t you think ?
It could be that we’ll never actually see Blair donning the ermine to sit next to his best mate Peter in the near future
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1231746/Secret-letter-reveal-new-Blair-war-lies.html
I have a dream
http://i968.photobucket.com/albums/ae161/peekaysee/Blairindock.jpg
Beeboids spinning how upset bliars ‘friends’ are, over the uncivil servants , giving him a shoeing.
I think that Tone would make a simply splendid ‘Lord’. He’s done ever so well for himself and his family. Real family values.
His missus too.
Lots of people agree with me.
I don’t say this because I’m on hire to him.
I must give Gordon my best support to make that happen.
Big day for Baroness Morgan leaning on goldsmith and a snout in trough
Like a game of Twister to get yourself in a knot like that.
Peerage smeerage, Our Tony has bigger fish to fry on the International stage. And I don’t think Cherie would rub shoulders with all the commoners her husband has put in the Lords
Is Elliot Morley ‘little people’ now?
A little piggy going to jail.
A scape goat more like. Must have upset someone higher up the feeding chain.
A Scapepig.
Artistically, a pigscape.
I wasted 30 seconds looking the history of edits on his Wikipedia page. This one caught my eye:
22:22, 23 August 2009 82.33.161.241 (talk) (10,390 bytes) (→Early life) (undo)
I bet he wishes he could undo it! Too late now, fatso, you’ve been caught!
He’s a vegetarian anti-hunting animal rights eedjit. Made him such an excellent choice as Environment Minister dealing with Rural Affiars and farmers. Nothing is too bad to happen to him, the hoon – I hope he gets hung drawn and quartered
Not untill you see him standing on the platform at Milton Keynes station, clutching his possesions in an HM Prison Service clear polly bag, with a discharge train ticket in his grubby paw.
Elliott Morley wasn’t, by a long way the worst of the labour mps. And I approve of his vegetarianism, animal protection etc., Bit of a shame he ran foul of the mortgage laws.
Looking at Morley I doubt the sincerity of his claimed vegetarianism.He is animal fat.
“‘Government dying’ says top civil servant.”
Tie up 3 bricks in a carrier bag to finish him off FFS
http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/news/article-1231807/Government-dying-says-civil-servant-fresh-blow-Gordon-Brown.html
The empty beer cans will help me flaot.
I think I prefer the old Gordon “Macavity” Brown. You know the one I’m talking about. The Gordon Brown who was permanently absent from public view except for his Budget Day appearance in the House of Commons and the odd speech he made to City Fat Cats at the Mansion House.
How much longer do we have to put up with Gordon “Statesman” Brown who appears to be firing on all cylinders on any and every world headline grabbing initiative that he can associate his ego with irrespective of how many billions of pounds of our money he promises to pump into.
Gordon Brown’s huge sociopathic ego is totally out of control and determined to get in everyone’s face at every opportunity.
Brown’s as high as a kite on industrial dosages of mind bending medicines.Soon he will experience a psychotic break with deeply tragic and/or comic manifestations.
are these …the little pink ones ….or the large red ones ?.
comic manifestations…..see utube. michael.
Does this mean Brown will soon produce an Album to Rival Sgt Pepper or Floyds Piper at the Gates of Dawn.
James Gordon Brown and The Rocking Horses recorded Night’s in White Nappies.
Bruin Bruin Mumbo La La
Sgt Pepper died in an IED attack that could have been avoided had someone purchased MRAP vehicles and helicopters.
As long as they are tragic…the comedy bit follows naturally
i have a serious question…..i keep hearing radio ads about benefit fraud.
they say that they will use every means available to them to prosecute people.
the lords and mps know that they have done wrong.the rules are clear.if they are so stupid as to not understand those rules (which some have claimed) then they are obviously not up to their jobs and should be sacked immediately.
now,why are one section of society treated being hammered by the full weight of the law and the pigs given an easy ride? our gobshite loons like brown and harriett hardman talk about social justice………yet we all see what is going on……..
so.if the law is not being applied evenly is there some legal recourse?
ie can the public take out private prosecutions against troughers?
can we prosecute the judges or committee mambers that fail to prosecute them or dish out ridiculously weak sententces or fines?
can we sue or investigate the cps or police force for not doing thier jobs?
as another poster said,these people are a smug set of imposters……..nearly all of them come from wealthy backgrounds and invaded the Labour party because they knew that there would always be a core of voters that would blindly vote ‘labour’ when in fact the new labour jamboree is run by the exact people the traditional labour voters hate .ie soft southern bastards from islington.
the law cannot be applied differently to different groups of people just because some one eyed nancy says so……..if that is true then we should throw all of our laws in the dustbin.
how can a few hundred ego maniacs hold 65million of us to ransom?
it makes a mockery of the uk…….
why are they shown such incredible deference?
why are people so afraid of challenging them?
Labour are heading for a massacre at the next election. They have lost the majority of their white working class base to the b, n, p and are dependant on the marxist Guardianista vote and the immigrants to prevent a complete wipe-out.
I dunno Al. 6,000 majority in Glenrothes. 8,000 majority in Glasgow NE last week.
Both with about 4,000 postal votes supporting them. Don’t you think they’re busy signing up votes at the moment ?
Labour closing the gap in the polls. Tories on a downward curve. Who says this well betting sites.
Spread betting has hardly moved you prick.
Be nice if the coppers could get around to feel a few collars but they`re obviously too busy accosting photographers at St. Paul`s to bother. Wasn`t McNulty the minister who threatened benefit cheats with dire consequences ?
It would be a sweet prospect to see him, Morley, Jacqui Smith and the rest all sent down. The lifers would know what to do with them. They`d be squealing like pgs then.
If they stopped giving most of the benefits available to foreigners and paid a decent sum to those Britishers who are genuinely looking for work, like all the over-50s made redundant in the last 10/15 years, they would not get so much cheating
The Swiss seem to have the right idea, but are we already too dhimmified in Britain to take their lead?
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/swiss-vote-on-minaret-construction-ban-1830789.html
The Swiss vote seems to have been passed. At last someone is standing up to the spread of the Caliphate and the conquest of Eurabia.
There is the Copenhagen option, where in a precedent (one hopes) set by a group of stout hearted patriotic Danes which saw them, when faced with yet another fucking mosque, creep into the cleared building site at night and pour pigs blood on the ground, hence the ground became unclean for our *muslim brothers”.
Can we throw bacon and sausages at them instead?
We don’t have the sort of democracy that allows us to say no.
We don’t have a democracy.
Democracy is just majoritism or mob rule, I don’t want it anyway. Give me the rule of law and individual liberty any day.
The origin of Democracy is about the Demos, i.e. a single people, i.e. one homogeneous culture who don’t mind a bit of give and take with their taxation.
Multi-culturalism is about creating a fake replacement so that divide and rule gives our ruling rent-seeking classes money without work.
A major problem is that the working, wealth producing portion of the population is in the minority. If you consider the people who are:
1) too young to work
2) retired
3) employed by the state
4) subsidised by the state
5) on benefits
there a very few of us left that actually pay for it all. It’s all going to come to an end eventually. Democracy has become little more than people voting themselves money.
Brown’s Britain is a giant ponzi scheme that is due to come crashing down next year.
After they’ve been thrown out I expect.
You must also remember, virtually eveyone from the low paid to the highly paid have also been “integrated” into the Working Families Tax Credit scheme.
As I believe in self reliance, I have steadfastly refused to claim it. I did have a period of unemployment from 1997 – 2000 when I did claim benefits, in order to survive, but as soon as I became employed I stopped claiming any and all state benefits I was entitled to.
Family tax credits should be scrapped.
This is a great series, more people should watch it.
Great Line From Malcolm Tucker on last nights Thick of It
” You think this place is bad you should see Downing Street, its the Break up of The Beatles, The Fall of The Roman Empire and Jordans split with that bloke all happening in the same terraced house. “
Two sociopathic bitches like Brown and Mandelson don’t give up power that easily.
The dirtiest election campaign in Britain’s history has hardly started yet. The smearing of Cameron, Osborne etc by Labour and it’s media allies will be off the scale of anything we have seen before in this country.
It’s showtime!
I don’t know why people keep harping on about Mandelson – no-one takes a single word he utters seriously. The mincing little freak was outed a long time as coruption personified.
No, the man you all forget is Alistair Campbell, busy in the media as he attempts to build new circles of influence and prime new outlets with his poisonous messages.
The forthcoming election may well be unpleasant, but the man opening the sewer gates will be in the shadows.
“Two sociopathic bitches like Brown and Mandelson don’t give up power that easily.”
Factor in Blair, and you’ve got the ghastly triumvirate that has lorded it over Britain for over a decade. The country deserves better than these awful fucking knob jockeys.
TBH I totally agree but there is no serious opposition.
There will be no SELL OUT of UKIP!
We shall fight on the beaches….
A vote for UKIP is a vote for Labour.
A vote for the Tories is a vote for more of the same.
Let’s vote for the fucking Martians then.
Spoilt ballot papers, or dont vote (the only two choices left)
Is that you Mandy?
The Martians will not be voting NuLibor !!
We’ll be voting for Mandy
Not voting = supporting treason of new labour
spoiling a ballot paper = supporting the treason of new labour
Voting tory = supporting the treason of new labour, but pretending not to.
You cannot stop what is happening by voting labour, tory, liberal or not voting. All these options will result in more sovereignty being handed over to Brussels and our constitution being raped by the EU federalists.
Only UKIP can put the law of our land back in our hands.
Sad but true.
bullshit? as is?
Taking rubbish “about a vote 4 lab”, however UKIP have now shown themselves to be totally untrustworthy. They are now a pressure group waiting to re-merge with the tories. Watch out for ZANUCON (Blue.Labour).
They weren’t being untrustworthy at the time.
At the time they were offering to help make sure that Cast Iron Dave got elected, and so could hold the referendum that he cast iron guaranteed.
Now, it is clear that voting Cast Iron is a waste (no different to zanulabia), might as well vote UKIP. I will not vote for a liar no matter what nightmare scenario they chose to paint.
Ooh get her!
Obama Beach.
Breaking News:
Gordon Brown wants to take out Osama Bin Laden.
I didn’t know Gordo fancied him!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/pakistan/6683475/Gordon-Brown-urges-Pakistan-to-take-out-Osama-bin-Laden.html
Bet Mandy does… rich, exotic, total bastard… marriage made in heaven or should that be paradise?
This must mean that Bin Laden is dead and that Brown has ambitions to necrophilia.The mind boggles at the list of outrages chalked up by this monster.
A clear demonstration of Gordon’s desperation to the cusp of madness. He may as well go to Egypt and dig up the guy’s body! Bin Laden has been dead for years.
He’s about to die in an explosion… unrecognizable
Glad to see that Mark Wardle, a former private secretary to David Blunkett, is now getting some media attention – in the Telegraph at least.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/6678045/Paedophiles-continued-as-social-workers-because-of-watchdog-failings.html
They don’t mention the salary he is no longer trousering since being ignominiously sacked as Chief Executive of the General Social Care Council: that figure can be revealed as £147,500 pa – for sitting his fat arse down on a stack of unprocessed social worker complaints whilst humming a few bars of “Things Can Only Get Better”.
Anyone any guess as to how much this massively overpaid quangocrat was troughing in expenses whilst placing the country’s children at risk of paedophile abuse?
Up until today the MSM have avoided the story of Wardle’s sacking, which is strange considering the relevance to the Baby P story which they couldn’t get enough of. This is the only reference to that story:
http://www.communitycare.co.uk/Articles/2009/11/09/113111/gscc-dismisses-chief-executive-mike-wardle.htm
There must be more dirt on this somewhere.
and this on the related topic….
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6936335.ece
Ofsted ‘destroyed Baby P files’
OFSTED and GSCC are both failing organisations:
“Ofsted – often highly critical of various children’s services – is to have its own standards questioned by councils, headteachers and MPs who have accused the inspectorate of being “flawed, wasteful and failing”.”
http://www.publicservice.co.uk/news_story.asp?id=11356
“The General Social Care Council has been given six months to turn its performance around in the wake of a damning report into its regulation of social workers’ conduct.”
http://www.communitycare.co.uk/Articles/2009/11/05/113074/gscc-given-six-months-by-dh-to-improve-conduct-system.htm
New Labour, New Incompetence.
And it’s Mike Wardle, not Mark. My apologies to any “Mark Wardles” who understandably might not wish their name besmirched by confusion with an incompetent trough-slurping Nu Labor placeman.
They are probably protecting the elite’s satanic peeedo rings.
Not too far from the truth, I bet.
Hello Honkey Tonks
anybody want anything from Waitrose?
Not now BOY!
Yes, a bottle of their Terre de Mons Margaux, currently reduced by five quid.
I say!
Whilst I may agree with some of the points you try to get across, could you please stop the postings from that foul mouthed oaf who keeps using your blog to besmirch my character?
I have e mailed you on numerous occasions all to no avail and have not even had the courtesy of a reply.
PH
Fuck off Hitchens.
Very well said my reputation was destroyed following my great work on labourlist and my political comeback completely ruined.
I know a Peter Hitchens, he’s a potato merchant. Is that you Peter?
Presumably thats The Beast ? He’s been a bit quiet lately, but he normally perks up during full moons.
Now, why don’t you put your toys back in the pram and write something constructive, to help us get rid of mcmoron, rather than worying about the perceived weaknesses of our team.
http://order-order.com/2007/02/16/peter-hitchens-stalking-hitch/
One Friday afternoon Guido got 200+ comments (a record back then) on another post when an “I am Spartacus” moment gripped his readership — dozens of Peter Hitchenses emerged from the woodwork.
To the real Peter Hitchens, if you really did post here, I say “abandon hope, all ye who enter here”.
Don’t grizzle, you’re a big boy now.
1. And Mose and MinsingLittleBum, driven away from the dwellings of all normal, honorable, decent people continued to wander in the desert.
2. And being benders, kept well clear of those who herded goats and sheep, and lived in tents : for it is an abomination to such.
3. And Mincybotty saith unto Mose : Truly thou art the One that shall guide the sheeple. For in thee I find nothing of substance. And all will listen to me in thy stead.
4. And Mose, answering, said: Truly thou art a one. Thou hast girded thy loins like unto a pansy. But I can take that.
5. And MinsingTightBotty, wishing to press home what little he had, saith unto Mose : hearken unto me. For I, even I, hath an idea. And the idea will of thee make a ruler. And all will come and hearken unto thee, and listen to thy voice. And utterances also.
6. And Mose, wishing to be such an one, hearkened unto Fumblebotty. But secretly, in his heart, he found guile such as unto the words of an snake that goeth upon his belly.
7. And MincingBum openeth his mouth and sayeth unto Mose : go hence, and enter in the dwellings of them that live in tents, and eat goat, and sheep, and have scant pasturage, but yet keepeth up the life style.
8. And say unto them : I am Mose, and I have saved the world, yea even from debt and that which is termed the ruptcy of banks.
9. For I, even I, have causéd untold harm, and ruined many with my vanity and ignorance. And I am the answer unto the bad things of the world.
10. And Mose went unto the dwellers in tents by a route that was round and about. And not straight as an honourable man would. And when the dwellers in tents heard his words, even those that were before laid out, they raised their voices, and were wroth. And stonéd Mose, and drove him from their midst. Saying, in their own tongue : thou liar, cheat, hypocrite, and such words.
11. But Mose took them as an homage unto him, yeah, even like unto praise. And promised to return.
biggest load of shit ever. innit.
please, don’t bother.
thankyou.
Although I’m troughing over here now, I must ask –
Is Kate OK for money?
Has she got a flat and a telly?
Has she any idea who the father might be?
Does she know she can come to us for help?
Slightly O/T. Any news on harpy harriett and charges for causing an accident by driving without due care and attention whilst using one hand to use a mobile phone ?
I’m sure you’ll find it was a ‘dictaphone’
The records will show who / when who phoned whom !!!
Which particular dick was she phoning?
Use your finger like everyone else.
I’d be interested to know if she gets her DNA sample taken and held on record like anybody else would but I expect she will claim diplomatic immunity, the right thing to do and if you have nothing to fear etc.
The phone records will show who what & when
Yeah, put in an F.O.I. request and then wait 3 years for a redacted piece of paper.
GENEVA — Swiss television says projections based on ballot results show Switzerland’s voters have approved move to ban the construction of minarets, which right-wing parties have labeled as symbols of militant Islam.
The projections contracted by state-owned television DRS say the Swiss swung massively in recent days from 37 percent support in pre-vote polls to 59 percent in the actual voting.
Claude Longchamp, leader of the widely respected gfs.bern polling institute, says the projection also forecasts approval by more than half the country’s 26 cantons, meaning it will become a constitutional amendment.
The initiative was led by the nationalist Swiss People’s Party, the country’s largest.
Projections were based on actual voting returns.
Hats off to the Swiss then.
Still got balls – in spite of the wussy everything-else.
Will this become part of the Geneva Convention.
Why are there large numbers of muslims in Switzerland in the first place?
What overseas colonies in muslim lands did Switzerland have?
They heard about the suicide clinics but it got lost in the translation, you see Clinic in Swiss sounds like bomber in Muesli and Toblerone translates into
‘Death with a thousand virgins guarantee’d if you knock off the hand that feeds you’
At last!!! A country worth emigrating to! A country with wealth, real-active-participatory democracy, and common fucking sense!
Oh and they trust their citizens to have guns too! In fact, I believe that it is compulsory, is it not as part of membership of their national reserve force.
A bit of background:
A poll suggested the Swiss would narrowly reject a ban but the feminist involvement is having an effect: according to one poll, 39% of women were in favour of a ban, but only 31% of men.
Tatiana, a teacher who had previously voted for the left, was quoted in a newspaper as saying she would vote for the minaret ban as she could “no longer bear being mistreated and terrorised by boys who believe women are worthless”.
Socialist politicians have been furious to see icons of the left joining what is regarded as an anti-immigrant campaign by the populist Swiss People’s party, the biggest group in parliament.
One of them, Julia Onken, warned that failure to ban minarets would be “a signal of the state’s acceptance of the oppression of women”. She has sent out 4,000 emails attacking Muslims who condone forced marriage, honour killings and beating women.
Good for them. When will Muslim women in Britain rebel against this perversion of their own religion instead of behaving like Stepford Wives?
Here here. This is something I do not understand, particularly amongst the left wing, feminist element. They are rabidly anti-prejudiced to the point of promoting women haters in the name of diversity. If you are a white middle class male, you are satan. If you are an Asian male, it would be racist to criticise
IE, how does Harriet Harman support Karzai’s unelected regime when he is legalising rape?
Simple, race trumphs sex in the looney PC diversity stakes.
The nu PC version of scissors, paper, stone. Better late than never.
Race trumps sex
Sex trumps disability
Disability trumps race
You need to understand that feminists are far too stupid to understand that the only people who will protect this country and what is left of our liberty are white heterosexual MEN .When the WHITE MEN have all been forced to emigrate or turned into NEW MAN NONCES who will do the fighting? You can bet your bollocks to a barn dance that no feminist will have the guts to lay her life on the line to fight against the Islamonazis whatever Harridan Harmsmen thinks. For the record I would not defend any feminist and instead I would willingly hand them all over to the Taliban without a second thought.
‘PRONOUNCIATION’??????
Guido, really………
Now courrected.
We DO have a great role model – reference illiterate letter sent by Brown the fraudster to a grieving mother…..
Educayshun Educayshun Educayshun
I’m voting B&P cause they are the only group likely to;
Make the top three party members leave the country in fear of their lifes, stick a few PC/common purpose public/civil service people in ovens as an example and charge Tony Blair for war crimes.
As a group they who submit to the religion of the desert would, too.
It’s known as dialectics.
Where was the B§P until three or four years ago?
Charge Tony Blair for war crimes by all means, but to precede it with sticking people in ovens rather confuses the issue.
Why vote for the even more socialist than Labour party?
The last thing the U.K. needs is more Marx.
What? No such person as sanity clause?
Zac Goldsmith is the prospective Tory candidate for the Richmond Park constituancy. He is evidently a wealthy young man. Today on A. Marr’s show I hear it was reported in a Sunday Newspaper that he is a a favorite of our Dave, but also a Non-Dom.
Does this mean he does not have to pay tax on his earnings earned or not?
With respect, I would like to know, it would be awful to allow another generation on troughers into power…
Just get the difference between avoidance and evasion sorted in your mind, and then maybe you’ll understand. Next take a close look at Trade Union funds, their location, and their tax position. Then, for good measure, examine the tax affairs of, say, Sainsbury.
Howcome the jews are always trying to become mps even though they are already wealthy.
it’s not racism either, look at Mandelson.
Ask yourself how he was able to get to his power after so what would bring down any one else and why?
How did Mandelson survive so many scandals that would of ruined a normal man.
He is not as other men that’s why.
They luuuuuurv power! They luuuuuuurv money! They are the CHOSEN people after all.
The Countess wears Agent Provocateur.
oui.
Sunday roast on the cards anytime?, bet the barbe never happens.
http://classroomclipart.com/cgi-bin/kids/imageFolio.cgi?action=view&link=Clipart/Animals/Pig_Clipart&image=crca_pig_bbq.jpg&img=6&tt=
“and she swears to Companies House on corporate filings she is ordinarily resident in Wandsworth”
The Companies Act forms just ask for a “usual address” from directors they do not distinguish between primary and secondary residences.
Nice to see a thread without Newliebour’s gobshite Master Baiter holding forth – but its a weekend isn’t it? Must have done her 35 hrs………
The voices in his head keep telling him he’s a great blogger, despite shit loads of evidence to the contrary.
The gorgon on the hunt for Bin Laden, probably find him hiding somewhere inside his humongous jaw!
Latest news from the BBC. Baroness Scotland will be featured in Desert Island Discs next week. Now that takes some beating!!!!
I sense another contest (unofficial) coming on after that one, favourite book, favourite music track, must have item (desert island cleaner?).
Oh! Is she into that? Changes my view of her entirely.
I like having a whip-round occasionally.
Poor Baroness Mrogan.
Doesn’t she realise that it is a serious criminal offence for an officer of a listed company to falsely state the address of their residence on the returns to Companies House
“Baroness Scotland will be featured in Desert Island Discs next week. Now that takes some beating!!!!”
Oh what a PR disaster. Just picture her as a Pirate with bandanna, parrot and shovel burying all that loot from her expenses.
Ho ho ho and a bottle of rum.
Pieces of Eight anyone?
A-EERRRRKK!!! (flutter) H-HNNNNNNNGH!!! (squirt) SHIVVERMETIMBERS!!! WAAAARRRKK!!!
Black Beard.
We could get down and dirty together you gorgeous bird, how would you like to be groomed by me?, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
Has anybody seen my cockatoo?
SQUIIIIIIIIRRRRR!! (klik) BACKSTOTHEWALLLADS!!! CAP’NSHERE! (tweetle) BALDIE!!!
Up for a bit ‘o one eyed jack are ye, me bucko?
Perhaps they’re secretly planning to leave her there.
We’re grateful for anything edible, so no thanks.
No Udhiyah
The `Eid aura is also everywhere in the Muslim-populated areas of the European country.
Shops along the La Paix neighborhood in Geneva are selling all kinds of traditional Arabic, Turkish and Balkan cuisine.
“They want to spoil our `Eid with their racist campaign, but we will not let them,” said Mustafa Kamal, the owner of a halal food shop.
“We are confident that the Swiss would not take part in this farce.”
But the `Eid joy is overshadowed by the inability of Muslims in the country to perform the sacrifice.
“We only donate money and pay the price of Udhiyah in cash for the poor and charities in the Muslim world,” said Maizar, the Muslim community leader.
Under the Swiss law slaughter without prior stunning of animals is prohibited.
Muslims should only eat meat from livestock slaughtered by a sharp knife from their necks, and the name of Allah, the Arabic word for God, must be mentioned.
Swiss Muslims will therefore either donate the Udhiyah money or import slaughtered sheep from neighboring France.
A financially-able Muslim sacrifices a single sheep or goat or shares six others in sacrificing a camel or cow as an act of worship during the four-day `Eid Al-Adha.
Source: Islam online.
The Swiss have today voted to ban the construction of islamic minarets in their country. At least one nation hasn’t been thoroughly dhimmified as Britain appears to have.
Islam = sick, crooked, territory-grabbing, colonising bastards.
Good on the Swiss.
You can bet though the Swiss establishment and media, if they’re anything like our own vermin, pulled out all the stops trying to bludgeon the ordinary citizens into accepting their bullshit.
I wonder what excuse the Swiss political and chattering classes used for allowing the importation of large numbers of Muslims into their country?
Unlike Britain, the Swiss never had an empire, so the old post colonial guilt racket so beloved by our ‘betters’ over here wouldn’t work there.
Ageing population
Cheap labour
We should do more to be humanitarian
Where the excuses used at the time.
more brown bollocks……….http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/secondaryeducation/6677985/Criminal-checks-for-all-sixth-formers.html
dont we have teachers or nurses?
the only person Brown has ever helped is himself……….oh and the russians!
couldnt possibly be a way to fiddle the dole figures?
Brown’s helped around ten million africans, asians, and east europeans to flood into the country.
Not that far off actually.
“The Companies Act forms just ask for a “usual address” from directors they do not distinguish between primary and secondary residences.”
Not strictly true. Section 165 (2) of the Companies Act says
” The register must state the usual residential address of each of the company’s directors. ”
and Section 164(4) and (5) create the criminal offence and the penalty (a scale 5 fine ie up to £5000)
As the former Labour supporting Sun might say “Gotcha”
Really sad about Border Books closing! A great bookshop with bookcases and atmosphere more like I imagine a 1940s library would have. Always buy and/or order my books there. Pleasant staff, in fact, a small oasis of sanity in a mad world.
Never mind Barefoot you will just have to go to Foyles now and nick your books from there.
I used to go in Borders and read all the magazines without buying one.
At least our local porn book shop is doing a roaring trade,or should I say roasting trade!
Now that’s what I call a deeply penetrative post!
You drop in to Borders,peruse the stock,select the book to purchase and then visit Amazon.Com or Tesco to buy the volume for 30% less and THAT’s why Borders has gone bust
Never go into Tesco – on principal – they crush any business they can get their teeth in to. Don’t buy on line, so Borders suited me just fine. Hate to see any established business on the high Street go bust. It’s sad. Waterstons is dark and gloomy by comparison to Borders’ lovely blond oak bookcases.
Gordon has been taking the anti Bonkers pills again
http://www.daylife.com/photo/03gb6FsfBa4NT?q=gordon+brown
Christ! What a prick he looks!
Looks like he’s just eaten the contents of a prick.
You can’t really tell if the drugs are working or not.
Strangely reminiscent of Prince Charles.Utterly idiotic.
Why do all these corrupt token blacks talk with comedy plummy voices?
This filth black pig whore, ‘Baroness’ Scotland, talks like Julie Andrews after a night in the cart doing oral with with Henry Higgins.
Dirty evil filthy black bitch.
Watch it big boy it took me 400 years,400 years I tell you, to sell out my principles and get a cushy job in Natal.
“Why do all these corrupt token blacks talk with comedy plummy voices?”
They polish up their English by watching debates in the House of Lords?
Mrs. T did that too.
Note to Mr Anthony Lydon Blair
“If you’ve nothing to hide, you’ve nothing to shred !”
The fucker saw how he got away with the Ecclestone affair ( he genuinely thought he’d have to resign) and never looked back.
Thanks MSM, you fucking load of pussies.
The MSM are puppets to the same puppet master as the Government (of whichever party) The MSM puppet will support the government puppet so long as:
(a) the Government has the support of at least 35% the people and (b) that government is pursuing the new world order agenda. When either of these two measurements are failed, then the MSM puppet will support the opposition puppet.
They are all lying bastards!
Shredders and fraudsters go together..
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/environment/article6936328.ece
SCIENTISTS at the University of East Anglia (UEA) have admitted throwing away much of the raw temperature data on which their predictions of global warming are based.
It means that other academics are not able to check basic calculations said to show a long-term rise in temperature over the past 150 years.
The UEA’s Climatic Research Unit (CRU) was forced to reveal the loss following requests for the data under Freedom of Information legislation.
The data were gathered from weather stations around the world and then adjusted to take account of variables in the way they were collected. The revised figures were kept, but the originals — stored on paper and magnetic tape — were dumped to save space when the CRU moved to a new building.
They haven’t kept the raw data only the ‘valued-added data’. What a surprise!!!
Presumably Professor Phil Jones is referring to that ‘value added data’ that was tweaked and inflated with data from irrelevant years in order to make it show that the climate ‘was warming’ rather than what it was actually doing ie cooling!!
The world’s number one temperature reconstruction is now scientifically invalid, as it cannot be independently reproduced.
Apparently the NASA GISS and other temperature records show a very similar pattern, but we do not have independent data to reproduce how they constructed their record. The same people implicated in science Fraud at CRU are intimately and incestuously involved at NASA GISS too, and elsewhere.
This is the very heart, the centre, the whole nub of the whole man made climate change fraud. If they had to “tweak” the data to manufacture a rise, where there would other wise not be one, then man could not possibly be responsible for catastrophic climate change, if there hasn’t been any real, significant change after all?
Let’s face it. CO2 concentrations have almost doubled and now it seems that the temperature has not changed much at all. CO2 has a logarithmic effect on temperature. This means that there is a diminishing return for the extra CO2. It becomes saturated. SO if an increase from 200 – 380parts per million of CO2 over the last 150 years has resulted in a warming of half of one degree, or less. then doubling it again would only result in a further increase of one quarter of one degree over the next 150 years and a further doubling would result in one eighth of one degree, except there is not enough carbon based fuel on the planet to double our current total twice over, so that will not happen.
I predict that there will NOT be catastrophic warming. We will still get freak weather events. but then, we always have. There has never been stasis in the climate systems. They are by nature non-linear chaotic systems.
There is such a thing as Mann made global warming, and we now know which Mann did it, but man-made global warming is a fraud!
“the originals — stored on paper and magnetic tape — were dumped to save space when the CRU moved to a new building.”
Funny way to store chicken entrails. Maybe they moved to get away from the stench.
The cannot produce the data because it never existed in the first place the lying bastards !
Or if it did, it bared little relationship to the bollocks they concocted up as the results.
Lost data my arse.
In no other area of science would you be allowed to get away with the stunts these jokers pulled.
But there again, Climate Science is not a normal science is it. It’s in a special category all by itself; it’s politico-science, a nasty merger of politics, power and money.
So naturally different rules apply.
Its a religion not science, one of the fuckers was on radio recently saying he “Believed” this” and “Believed” that, It sounded just like a profession of faith.
Also have you noticed the amount of fuckwitts in the media who have recently said something along the lines of ” How can you deny Climate change when you see what has happened in Cockermouth”.
Yeah like there hasnt been any floods in the history of mankind until now. Jesus Christ give me strength !!!
I was in the pub the other night when the conversion got round to this. I happened to mention to someone who I had no idea was one of these ‘believers’, that it would be an idea if they just published the data. I should have been warned by the beard and strange glint in his eyes, but a couple of pints can get your guard down and I end up being sociable and polite to people.
Big mistake. He told me a load of lies about how the public don’t understand science and they weren’t allowed to publish the data because in the scientific community the data would belong to someone else. I asked why they don’t get that other person to just publish it and he got all angry, saying I ought to be wearing a tin-foil hat. Such is the world of science these days.
This is the hypocrisy that the Environmental Taliban don’t like seeing exposed. Where someone in the scientific community produces a great body of work or excellent data then they publicise it. It’s all part of the process of becoming known for being good at your job and steadily become the peers you previously deferred to, eventually lording it over others.
That’s why this whole argument about releasing the data being blocked due IPR was such bollocks. If a scientist won’t publish the source then you can put the farm on it being compromised.
But then, academia has always been a hotbed of politically self-interested wankers.
I think I’m finally over my problem with premature ejaculation. Last night I managed to hold out for 4 hours before I came. It was a proud moment for me.
I’m a bit worried about the phonebill though.
If you think we’re going to give you a cheque for that shite, you’re a knob.
Vote for Cameron or get five more years of Gordon Brown and Ed Balls.
That’s the only real choice on offer.
Then what a dire state Britain’s political system is in. Choose between lying shit party A, and lying shit party B.
Thanks, but no thanks.
so you are happy with five more years of Brown then?
Yes, wibble wibble.
so you are happy with five more years of Brown then?
I’m happy with NEITHER 5 more years of Brown, or look forward to 5 years of Cameron.
Is that so difficult to understand?
I long for the day when both parties are smashed to pieces for what they have done to this country.
Den, Brown and Cameron should BOTH be beheaded at the tower of London for their treason! GET IT?
Why the fuck should I vote to replace one treasonous bastard with another treasonous bastard who will follow the same agenda??? It is not logical captain.
No fuck both those parties. I cannot, in good and clean conscience, vote for any party that will keep us inside the EU, so long as the EU is committed to destroying the nation states.
What time are the computers switched on in Rampton?
Baroness Afshar attended the Lords just 13 times, she lives in Yorkshire.
For those 13 appearances she charged the taxpayer
£828 overnight subsistance
£!,064 day subsistance
£922 office costs
£2,322 travel costs (rail)
£56 postage fees
Total £5,192 expenses for 13 trips to London, Fuck knows how she managed to spend so much on 13 return train tickets, hasn’t she heard about booking in advance and travelling off peak? As she was born in 1944 she is also entitled to a pensioners railcard.
http://www.parliament.uk/documents/upload/HoLallowances0708.pdf
On Wiki it says
She is a prominent Muslim feminist, and characterises herself as a Socialist
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haleh_Afshar,_Baroness_Afshar
Says it all really.
I’ll have you know we have the checks and balance of the Parliamentary Standards Committee, who ensure everything is above board and within the rules.
Cheques and bank balances more like.
Local councils deliberately target law-abiding adults to raise more tax revenue:
“if an email from the boss of Croydon Council’s warden team is anything to go by, persistent thugs are unlikely to complain.
Dermot Lineham told his enforcement officers to stay clear of anyone looking threatening, telling them instead: “focus activities on adults who are less likely to attack and more likely to pay fixed penalty notices.”
He signed off tenderly: “Take care and take it easy.”
http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/143019/Meet-Theo-the-not-so-strong-arm-of-the-law-now-patrolling-a-street-near-you
Labour’s stasi is growing.
John Precott wept as he learnt the history of one of his ancestors via a BBC programme.
Did his great great great grandfather Thomas sacrifice himself during battle in some far flung place in the empire you ask?
No.
Thomas knocked up his own daughter and gave her three kids.
Makes a change from having a pacifist as an ancestor like most ‘Normal’ left wingers I suppose.
Prescott looks like a child-molesting creep. The obese, gurning, twat.
Anybody ever counted how many fingers Prezza has on each hand?
Prezza needs both hands to wipe his arse.
Fatty Prezza couldn’t find his arse – with both hands… not the brightest bunny…
I bet he had EGG on his face when heard that Uncle Tom was on a par with the bango playing folk from the deep south! I could just imagine Prescot in the film Deliverance – ”Squeal like a pig boy!”
Well that explains the in-bred level of his stupidity.
Hilarious – Brown demands tha Bin laden be “taken out”.
All the posts of the newspaper websites reporting this “story” are full of;
Take out Brown
or
Bit rich from Brown
or Brown – election so let’s look tough
This evil piece of shit Brown will be so beaten at the election,it will be astonishing.
Totally and utterly skinned alive.
‘Taken out’ What for a fucking meal?
Since when has that bullet dodging cowardly cu*t been allowed to use proper Army Parlance.
I had a lovely vision of it stomping off into an Hindu Kush sunset in an Elmer Fudd outfit, clutching a Blunderbuss.
What you huntin’ Elmer Brown???
I’m a huntin’ Wa Wa Wahabis!
What does Sarah think about Gordon’s plans to take Osama out?
Hmmm, assassination. Now there’s an idea.
Gordon Brown tells Pakistan to “find Bin Laden”.
Pakistan tells Gordon Brown “make us”!
Not a lot of people know this but John Prescott was the guy who got butt-fucked by the hillbillies in the movie Deliverance?
Is Blockbusters open on a Sunday afternoon?
Its on CEEBIES this afternoon just before Night Garden!!
AH AH AHA AH UH OH AH
Thats what I call education education education Mr Blur show your kids Night garden! its taught my kids everything they need to know!
Not for the type of blockbuster you’d be after Mr Oatibix.
you sure have got a purty mouth
I know! because who ever we vote in next May is going to rip us off at the same time tell us that we are going through a learning curve and putting things back to how it should be via blue sky thinking steer focus groups, that we should all just boycott the next election by going on strike.
That way the only way they can get elected is by hand to hand combat or arm wrestling or who does the best chinese burn or something?
I know how about a bit of self abuse that way we will know who’s the biggest tosser is at the start and so there will no nasty suprises once they are in power.
Tiger Woods: Injuries Caused by Wife, Not SUV
http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-fight-accident-suv-lacerations/
So, who’s he been shagging?
Tigers been hole-ing another one and not on the Golf course, so the mrs took an iron to him and tee’d him off… nice shot!, Woods however has ended up in the rough with a bad lie.
Did he shoot for a Birdie?
Of course Brown would only ever get a double BOGEY.
Is that Tiger Woods the golfer or the legendary gay porn star Tiger’s Wood as watched by the spouse of our former Home Secetary Richard Timney?
Oooh, a ménage à sept ventres?
Did she use his triple action Gillette Shaver to cut his throat!
You mean to say that his white missus beat him up and not the other way round?
Well as I live and breath.
The exception that proves the rule!
From the archives:
“Consider the implications: if, as Lolo claims, she did not have a second passport it would mean that for the Baroness to be telling the truth, Lolo would have had to presented her with a false forged passport. Forged passports do not come cheap, demand from drug traffickers, terrorists and other criminals ensures that the black market in passports commands high prices. How would a cleaner applying for a £6 per hour job afford to obtain a forged passport? If Lolo is telling the truth than the Baroness has possibly lied to investigators from the UK Border Agency.”
You really are on a roll aren’t you?
Jimmy………..fuck off.
Yeh Jimmy, aint you Jacobites meant to be on you knees throwing money into a wishing well on Sundays?
You’re right, I’m being unfair. He did get the by-election right.
Perhaps this is his backhanded way of apologising?
Can the person who keeps altering my wikipedia entry and who keeps masquerading as me on this blogsite, please stop? My wife Sork finds it very upsetting.
“Where you going with that turkey, young man?”
“I’ve just got it for my mother!”
“I’ve seen your mother, boy, it’s not a bad swap.”
You must buy your Christmas crackers from a fucking pikey mate. If they had any clown hats, you’d be wearing one.
“Brownie must be at the match, which member of the cabinet is playing for Arsenal or Chelsea”
Live Sunday Football:-
1622: Play is stopped because somebody has thrown a phone on to the Emirates pitch.
FIND BROWN,BIN LADEN DEMANDS TO PAKISTAN.
The number one terrorist demanded that Pakistan finds the number one fraudster this morning,echoing the demands of the 60 million defrauded Britons,reeling from the evil man’s siphoning of their hard earned money.
Everyone in Europe is shopping at http://www.TheShoppersList.net don’t be left out.
Kick the c*unt
Well done to the Swiss people for comprehensively voting in a referendum to ban the construction of minarets. It’s about time someone took a stand against Eurabia and the spread of the Caliphate.
British people please take note before it’s too late.
The fightback begins!
They will get bombed or rioted now for daring to defy the wannabe chosen peoples will.
The fight back must begin in the bedroom or over the kitchen sink.
First rule of a dogmatic religion is to have plenty of kids.
Outfuck the opposition in other words.
Er…I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but we don’t get to have a vote in this shithole.
Never mind minarets. We’ve already got sharia law here in Bradford, and I hear it’s the same in parts of Keighley, Dewsbury and Huddersfield and across the Pennines in Burnley, Blackburn, Bacup, Nelson, and Colne.
It’s just as bad in Luton and parts of Watford.
When it comes to the Islamic colonisation of Europe, the Swiss are a couple of decades behind most other countries, so they are in the enviable position of actually being able to do something to protect themselves.
Having a political system that still functions, without the EU millstone round your neck, also helps of course.
It sounds like we should all apply for political asylum in Switzerland.
Seemples
We’re holding out in Marsden in the Upper Colne Valley, the woollen mills shut down just in time!!
The peoples democratic broadcasting service(BBC) is distraught and inconsolable at the news which they assured us was not going to happen.
The comrades at the BBC cannot believe that people would not welcome the grotesque mark of ownership of the islamofascist colonists that minarets are clearly intended to assert. The minarets state clearly in the muslim mind that where the minarets grow that land becomes muslim land by right of colonisation.
Serbia had it right – blow the f**king things to oblivion!
The BBC are furious about the Swiss decision. Every news report on the BBC has a rant from a muslim warning the Swiss that they are going to pay for this referendum result.
It’s a good job that here in Britain we bend over for the ‘religion of peace’ and don’t interrupt their territory-grabs and conquest.
Yes the Swiss have had the audacity to vote the wrong way. But unlike the Irish, they can’t be made by the EU to vote again.
BBC must be fucking livid. Ha ha.
Praise Allah.
Uuuuuluuuuuuluuuuu…..
Al-Beeb is beside itself over the Swiss rejection of minarets. They obviously believe we should all bend over backwards to let the muslims take over Europe:
“The BBC’s Imogen Foulkes, in Bern, says the surprise result is very bad news for the Swiss government…….”
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8385069.stm
“The BBC’s Imogen Foulkes, in Bern, says the surprise result is very bad news for the Swiss government…….”
But very good news for the Swiss people. And that’s what’s important.
Sod the Swiss government. I’ve no doubt without the safeguards of the Swiss constitution, they’d be quite as happy to impose their will without popular consent as every other criminal government in the west
at least we now know the answer to the age old question ‘who put Hoon in SHoonhorpe’
O/T. Oh FFS. This is beyond suicidal. Brown Stain’s still claiming he’s hunting down a rag head in a cave on Al JaBeebTV. What a f**king C**t. Didn’t Osama die in 2001, dickhead. Brown’s a lying communist c**t who must be destroyed immediately. A lingering bad smell on humanity.
Jeeez
Tis war without end.
Which one you say. Climate or terrorism,poverty perhaps?
Take your pick.
I don’t know which is worse: two-faced, England-hating, hate-filled muslims or two-faced, England-hating, hate-filled Scottish Labour Party members.
Scotch Please – it really pisses them off
Why? Nobody has been able to explain to me why the Scotch don’t like being called that.
A new era has began “Conservatism with a Socialist Face”.
The locomotive of Blu-Labour will shortly leave the station on the way to a new Utopia….I am ready for POWER!
Any chance we purchase an “excess fare”?
I actually saw the shift of power happen infront of me when ex labour members started turning up to tory meetings after the Iraq war and slowly became permanent fixtures espousing the greatness of the tory proposals on things they felt labour had not gone far enough with. I left shortly afterwards.
Its amasing howe many ex-lab supporters are now pro-con (blue-labour), especially alot of music “celebs”
Elliot Morley – the pig who is the ©unt in S©unthorpe.
‘Despite the latest revelations as to the abuse of children and subsequent cover up by leading Bishops in Ireland I will still seek for the Anglican church to have closer ties with the Vatican.
Pope Benedict has assured me that although he has been instrumental in the practice of moving kiddy fiddling priests from one parish to another that is now ancient history. A full 12 years in fact’
Senior members of the Labour Party are calling for sanctions against Switzerland unless they rescind the result of the referendum banning the construction of minarets.
Can we have their names please?
I just heard that on Sky. Bloody scandalous. What is this country coming to FFS!
Aka Lord ‘I will make 10,000 muslims march on Westminister’ Ahmed and Money Grabber Malik are throwing their dummies out of their prams at a democratic vote in a democratic country.
Take your pick. Labour is completely dhimmified and in thrall to the muslim block vote.
I doubt cast iron Dave and his Tories are much better. Both are chasing after ethnic block votes. Black only candidate short lists anyone?
I can thoroughly recommend all-black shortlists.
Send a gunboat
Let them try. Sales of Toberone and Emmental will go through the roof!
I bet plenty of Britons living in shitholes like Bradford and Luton wish they had Swiss citizenship right now.
Swiss cheese, chocolate and wine (if you can get it) it is then this Saturday at Sainsburys.
The internal affairs of Switzerland are #uck all to do with them. Twats.
The vote in Switzerland is fascinating in that it was essentially a ‘women’s issue’. The men basically followed.
It is not the theory of equality of women in Islam, but the hard reality of 15 years of experience by girls and women of the social reality of appalling behaviour by Moslem men that has stripped away any illusions.
Moslems came as refugees, were given asylum. Educated, housed.
And the repayment….constant harassment and violence so much so that women feel intimidated.
As said above, it’s worth repeating,
‘Tatiana, a teacher who had previously voted for the left, was quoted in a newspaper as saying she would vote for the minaret ban as she could “no longer bear being mistreated and terrorised by boys who believe women are worthless”.
Socialist politicians have been furious to see icons of the left joining what is regarded as an anti-immigrant campaign by the populist Swiss People’s party, the biggest group in parliament.
One of them, Julia Onken, warned that failure to ban minarets would be “a signal of the state’s acceptance of the oppression of women”. She has sent out 4,000 emails attacking Muslims who condone forced marriage, honour killings and beating women.’
I wonder if the Swiss men aren’t so bothered because they are armed to the teeth already. That would also presumably be why the EU hasn’t been able to take their right to have these votes.
We cannot have a General Election because I been talking to hard working families all over the country and they want me to get on with the job of hunting down Bin Laden.
No he said ” I’m going to hunt down a job on the BINS after next May’s election” !
gordon as Lawrence of Arabia Hmmm??? With bob aintbustinagut and edballs as his trusty lieutenants.
Keystone cops , running for cover at the first sound of a bullet.
what i actually said was ……i am hunting down A BUMMER!!
the hubting of rent boys used to be his favourite pastime before the arrangement of his sham marriage.
Sham Marriage? Is that like being married under Sharia Law?
I prefer Swiss law.
You say A BUMMER,
I say Obama
You say
Osama
I say
A bomber
Osama,obama,a bummer,a bomber
Lets call the whole thing off.
There we go, not one word on policy. Listen, I’m getting on with the job of hunting down Ben Largen.
“Let’s blow the whole thing up”, surely.
I read somewhere that he was taking up freezer space in Langley. Or maybe that’s why Deadeye Darth needed a man-sized safe.
Minarets? I’ve got all their albums on my iPod.
They a-spired top greatness but never got the call, sorry, muezzin.
Sorry.
Gordon Brown sometimes wakes up in the middle of the night in a sweat only to see a figure standing in the darkness at the bottom of his bed:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/11/29/article-0-07661E81000005DC-906_634×1037.jpg
Mandy?
No, B Liar Mk II.
Cast iron guaranteed.
>he was taking up freezer space in Langley
Yes, he’s just next to Hzzm Zzzm, one of those Roswell fellows.
Looks like Switzerland is the place to go to. An Oasis in Islamified Europe.
Can we have one of those votes in so called free Britain? Like heck we can.
Repeat Comment – Let’s all go and claim asylum – It’s not safe in this country if you’re white!
Minarets are the thin end of the wedge. It will not be long before loud speakers are strung up all around the mosques ordering you to go to prayers.
Don’t worry, – AlJaBeeba will mirror all the calls over the air.
Isn’t your licence tax worth while?
The BBC are now disapproving of the Swiss voters and are tarring them with their brush that is usually used to tar those who question man made global warming.
It will be interesting to see what the EU’s reaction will be to this. An independent minded people passing popular anti-PC laws to preserve their own culture…..could start giving EU citizens dangerous ideas.
Does anyone else want to fuck Sarah Brown senless just to see the look on Gordon Browns face, knowing you have given his wife what he could never, the best shag she’s ever had in her life.
Every single hole filled one after the other with my long hard cock. Sweat dripping onto the silk sheets, bed headboard smashing the plaster on the wall.
I’d love too film it as well or take some photos to send to Gordon.
Get your people to call me Sarah, we’ll see what we can arrange.
No definitely not, I’m just to squeamish, knowing that Gordon’s rotten willy had been there would just make me puke. Not forgetting that at some stage he may well have swapped spit with her too.
What makes you think Sarah likes cock?
http://blogs.ft.com/westminster/2009/11/save-up-to-xbn-a-year-government-on-the-hoof/
gordon has produced an absolute whizzy document on how to save money entitled Smarter Government.
It says” reducing administrative expenditure (….) by X% will save up to £Xbn per year” ..obviously they haven’t quite made up their minds as to the level of the lie they are going to tell yet!!
It also says that “Prof.X has been appointed to advise the PM and Chancellor (…..)”
Since they clearly are not sure which Professor they want I would suggest that a certain Professor Jones, (UEA Climategate fame) would be best placed to advise gordon how to best present his ‘ as yet to be decided’ figures.
Referring to the problem of catching Mr Bin-Liner, I have offered myself to be tethered like a goat in order to bait Mr Bin-Liner into doing something silly.
A Bit of Subject. But let’s light the mood!!
Better than a Flu Shot!
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never
been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into
her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she
prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a
cut glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in
the water floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer
resist.
‘Miss Beatrice’, he said, ‘I wonder if you would tell me about this?’,
pointing to the bowl.
‘Oh, yes,’ she replied, ‘Isn’t it wonderful?
I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little
package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ,
keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.
“Do you know I haven’t had the flu all winter”.
Passed on from a Canadian friend.
“Goldsmiths Revenge”…..coming to an enquiry near you !
“Tiger Woods’ wife’s revenge” – coming to a fire hydrant near you, soon.
So has Gordon had some time on his hands recently ? Nearly ten years on and he suddenly thinks its a good idea to catch Bin Laden !!!!
He really is on the ball our PM.
The man is a total idiot. What do you expect?
TOTAL HOONS ALERT
“The new Policing Pledge is a national set of promises to the public which every police force has signed up to”
Just when you thought that those overpaid New Labour bureaucrats couldn’t come up with any more Spin ‘n’ Bollocks!
http://www.webnewswire.com/node/484393
The Policing Pledge as launched by that ‘great parliamentarian’ Alan Johnson.
Funny we haven’t seen a single policemen in this area, on foot, on a bike , in a police car for more than two years.
Nor have we received one of these leaflets they are trumpetting as telling us what a sterling service our local police force is going to offer us.
You might like to consider some other ‘inishtives’:
Warning you that
(1) C. Crackers are ‘explosive’ (mustn’t buy under 16years’ old)
(2) Musn’t drink ‘n drive (again and again)
(3) ditto smoke
(4) ditto drugs – be crool ter dogs / wimmin /
etc
ect
ect
(all at huge expense)
but strangely nuffin about going into infetced filthy hospitals
I feel worse now.
I’ll turn on the telly
Yep so every time you phone the plod they will pay you a home visit.
1) They will demand access to your home.
2) They will check the decorative state of your home.
3) They will make sure that you DO NOT discipline your children.
4) They will check all cameras to ensure that you have not filmed public buildings
5) They will charge you with anything just to get your DNA
6) They will confiscate all penknives and leathermans
7) They will search your wheely bins for recycleable materials
8) They will check if you have haqd a drink
9) They will see if you have paid the TV tax
10) They will invade your privacy
No one now with any sense would phone the cops unless they are in fear of their very life.
See TM’s in trouble with his Swiss poll blog,