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You are either in front of Guido, or you are behind…
Great Clunking First
never mind talking about that loser you fucking cripple, stay on topic.
top boy was pleased to discover that he is the number one contributor on Guido’s number one most popular post of the week. these are the facts.
it should be remembered that the great thick as thieves and his epic adventure to reach the hung parliament feature exclusively on order-order.com.
you are good and loyal fans.
well done!
Tat,
Posted this on a previous thread, but it was deep down so you may not have seen it. I’d be grateful for your views.
Fully respect your position on voting independent and can see the benefits. However, should all or most constituencies vote independent, how will a government be formed? By voting, properly, independant or not, you are expressing support for the present system. And sending people to parliament. However if it is complete overhaul we need, is not a one-off mass spoiling of vote that cannot be ignored or put down to apathy not the best way?
Just my opinion and happy to be convinced by your vote independent theory. It is interesting.
SYVP
Which will promptly put Zanu back in power (their supporters won’t spoil their vote). We’ll have another five years of Brown promising everything and delivering nothing while getting us deeper in the sh*t.
people have died to win the voting franchise.
and you come here promoting the destruction and vandalism of that franchise?
you’re a fucking idiot.
are you on crack you c’unt?
……and then your mummy woke you up.
No. It was your mummy. She wanted more, I couldn’t be arsed though. Wiped my dick on her curtains then left. Can you ask her to stop ringing me? Thanks.
Tat is that you? She’s 93, bed ridden and covered in sores, so that figures.
Renfrew. This is most certainly not tat.
93yo & bed sores aside. Any port in a storm I say. Glad she was bed ridden last night though. Cheers!
Make sure you wipe your skanky arse next time, you’ve left skid marks all over the sheets you dirty fuck.
Renfrew. That’s an understatement! Your mum’s room looked a H Block dirty protest by the time I left! Who was I to judge her kinks though?
Please ask her to stop ringing though.
You are one fucked up mutha fucka tat.
Renfrew. This is not tat. This is a whole different world of fuckedupness.
Do you understand? Ask your mum, she can explain.
Don’t be silly, you are tat, and we all claim our £5.00.
Now do one, you heroin addicted piece of fuck.
Renfrew. I shall say this once more. I am not tat. You may not claim any £5′s.
Now, that’s out of the way. Please ask your mum to stop ringing me.
Tat stop hiding behind this ridiculous mong and come out and fight like a man. Are you a man or a mouse? My betting is on the latter, you murderous little shit.
dear fans, thankyou for waiting so patiently for my response.
you are good and loyal cripples but your time is cheap and so what does it matter if you have to hang around waiting for me to turn up.
top boy’s time is more important.
I am sorry to say though that your demands for an answer from the great thick as thieves are completely out of order.
the rules clearly state that until your fan club application forms have been submitted scrutinised and accepted you are not entitled to any direct face time with your hero, thick as thieves.
such simple rules and yet you dullards are still too dim to understand and follow them.
you silly fucking retards.
To tat. I apologise that this fucking ballroot assumes I am you. I have tried to explain I am not. As you can see. No more I can do.
To renfrew. She’s still ringing. And ringing. And ringing……
Twatty tat,you’ve just shown yourself up to be the snivelling little coward butt boy that you truly are.
Thank you so much.
Renfrew. Seriously, you have no idea how wrong you are. I am not tat. Honestly. Catch a grip man.
My phone is still ringing….
Oh I get it now, you’re obviously tats boyfriend/rimmer.
Thanks for clearing that up.
Oh dear god. It took you how many hours to come up with that gem of a retort? Give up cockholster.
And might I add it was you who assumed I was tat.
And might I also add, I just did your mum again. Just for fun.
please don’t start crying for fucks sake.
hold on a minute….spoiler is acting like a silly old petulant queen… mincing about the place queening it up… surely not… oh yes it fucking is.. you are auntie dale and I claim my £5.
no auntie, I will not accept payment in kind.
“You are either in front of Guido, or you are behind…”
It’s your turn to choose ducky.
It is always satisfying when having been pissed the night before your next day perusal of the blogs confirms that you didnt post anything you might regret on here dont you think.
Yep.
Nothing worse than getting your wucking murds fuddled!
Words fuddled? Take it you haven’t been p*ssed in possession of an internet connection then?. Word fuddling is usually the least of everyones worries.
Spelling mistakes – not rated (-)
Word fuddling – (10)
Rampant Rage (50)
Giving out personal details (70)
“You’re my bestest mate ever, but you really ought to…” (80)
Explaining in detail your personal fetishes (100)
If I even think I’ve scored over ten, I’ll stay away from the blogosphere for days.
“… p*ssed in possession of an internet connection …” – I thought this was compulsory. Since drinking & driving became a capital offense and smoking in pubs was banned, the only place you can chill out is in front of a keyboard.
True Samee.
I think they’ve designed it this way. They can’t watch us in a car (most of the time), they can’t watch us in a pub (most of the time), but they can watch us on the net (ALL OF THE F*CKING TIME).
Chr*st I hate this government.
Err how do you remember which Anonymous you were?
It seems Mrs Tiger Woods smashed the windscreen on her husbands car with a golf club to “Help free him”. Oh well that explains it then : )
He now needs a new driver
Was he driving a golf
Had he drove a fairway
Has he got a difficult birdie
Should have had his hazard warning lights on
these handcuff games are so passe
Handcuffed to a golf club?
She was on her way to let Rachel Ucitel have it. Keep up!
She was trying to get to her before Tiger
No. 2 Wood or Nibblick?
What a married couple do with their Mashie Niblick in the wee smalls is surely no business of ours.
A second driver ran in to the back of Tiger’s car after his accident yesterday.
He said he couldn’t see the tree for the Woods.
Has Woods got a cast iron warrantee.
Rumor has it that Snotgobbler called Tiger Woods to wish him a Happy Thanksgiving shorly before the crash.
James Macintyre is a massive c*nt……….discuss.
I disagree I think he is the best comical talent Britain has produced in a decade…..oh wait thats Michael isnt it !!!
who, Michael James……… Michael McIntyre is a mHunt
nearly…hehe :0)
The Labour party are clearly going to win the 2010 election given the latest private polling data and the “Historic Fourth Term” is already assured.
Labour party polling data works the same way as Al Capone’s.
We wud be nuttin’ if we aren’t a team.
If his team don’t field… what is he? You follow me? No one. What does he have to say? I’m goin’ out there for myself. But… I get nowhere unless the team wins.
Cabinet: Team! We are a team
[Brown then beats frank field to death with a baseball bat]
Gordon. you’re nothing but a lot of talk and a badge.
Here endeth the lesson.
Is this the same private polling that says undeniably that Gordon saved the world, and that he is the most popular PM in living memory?
I think it’s known as Polly’s poll.
SKKRRRRAAWWKK!!! POLLYPUTTHEKETTLEON! (skreeet) BEEYATCH!! (tweetle) (ting)
Depends how long youy have them up for, doesn’t it?
Erm….you do mean blog pages, don’t you?
How could you?!
Here, now, answer me this one, will ya? Coz, see, if you’ve already read all of these blogs ‘n that, then does this mean dat you gotta read them all over again, innit?
funny cos I just got a lot of arses on me screen then…hahahaha …..in like bikini bottoms an’ that, innit….
calm down spastic.
Your up early sweetheart………..Shit the bed?
cheekily asked the spastic who HAD shit their bed that morning.
dirty fucking bastard.
Hello!
goodbye.
said the custard fucker.
said the loser.
Looks like the days of wine and roses are numbered for Mandy…
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/index.html
A German MEP has demanded an investigation into the Business Secretary’s ‘improper behaviour’ over a trade tariff decision that benefited Oleg Deripaska.
Nice yacht!
And the Blairs better make emigration plans too…
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1231540/Why-I-believe-Blair-stand-trial–face-charges-war-crimes.html
Wow – written by General Rose!
Didn’t I say he should be Belmarshed as a flight risk? Chilcot needs stopping and proceedings moved to a a flatter place with more dentally dangerous personnel.
Blair emigrated a long time ago, there is no political will to apportion blame to individuals because the contents of the House of Commons and the House of Lords are all to a greater or lesser extent tarred with the same brush, as with Iraq so with expenses and so with Mep’s and the machinations of Mandelson.
Spineless.
So that episode with guys bending over a field gate doesn’t count then?
Wonder how many signatures could be raised by an appropriated Petition to No.10?
Needs a better wordsmith than me.
forget the d and i was refering to Blair’s war crime
No-one will do anything until the current enquiry finishes, so it’s up to Chilcot to cite Bliar. From what’s been said so far it looks like there’s little sympathy for the former PM in Whitehall now…
His eyebrows have gone grey with the worry of it all.
His days are numbered? The man is closely related to the anti-Christ himself. He is infinite. He cannot die. He cannot be destroyed. Nothing worldly can harm him.
So the French are going to regulate the City of London Financial Markets,and Dubai has put itself into cold storage.I’ll be surprised if gold isn’t $2000 by the end of the week.British Guilts…haha…if only it wasn’t so fucking serious.
I put a notice in the paper for a new lodger in my house the other day. A couple of days later a nice young woman arrived to apply for the room. After giving her the customary tour of the house, we arrived in my bedroom. As she remarked what a neat and tidy room it was, she lent against a shelf which gave way, sending a box tumbling onto the floor, spilling the contents all over the room. Out came 4 large pink dildos, my gay porn mags, anal beads, large containers of lube, whips, handcuffs, gags, poppers, and last but not least, a naked picture of my younger brother. Calrsberg dont do first impressions…
Nice young woman said: I’ll take it, want anything in advance?
We can read and not laugh at this sort of crap for free in any old copy of Readers Digest in any waiting room in the country, so please don’t bother fuckweasel.
FUCKING ACE
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article6934718.ece
France now controls EU banking regulation, Brown thoroughly outmaneveured.
For fucks sake we’re completely fucked! Labour needs to be fucking destroyed for nearly 100 years they’ve been busy fucking this country up.
Well done Brown, you’ve just killed one of our major economic sectors.
Dick Head!
France are going to be in charge of our prospective nuclear power stations too, plus our rubbish collection , plus our electricity……….
So things can only get better.
Guido, slow going on here today. Have you paid your server bills
Britain is to host a conference at which Afghan President Hamid Karzai will be asked to commit himself to boosting his country’s army and police so UK troops can come home, Gordon Brown announced. Mr Karzai, who was recently installed for a second term as President, will be given a set of benchmarks on providing 50,000 troops for training over the next year.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20091128/tuk-brown-announces-afghan-conference-6323e80.html
Ahhhh…the Troops home by next christmas lark huh? Just in time for the election and of course ‘hailing it as a great vioctory of course in the first few months of New year. Just in time for the election of course how convenient. Rememeber this government only does things for itself and the number of potential votes it may gain.
I must not be so cynical
Imust not be so cynical
I must not b…..
Gordon Brown says: I must, I must, I must improve my Bust!
Search for Gordon Brown announces = 1,270,000 results.
The above stupid photogaph of fat women’s arses is airbrushed round the ‘pant’ line! What a fake! Do you have to put infantile female pornography on your site Guido? Let’s have some infantile male pornography for a change,…… if you dare!……..Gordon Brown is not a good example of infantile male pornography!
tits
It will only encourage more Liberals onto the site
I’ve told you all a million times that the worlds temperature was hotter in 2009 than at any other time in history, now why won’t you believe me??!!