November 28th, 2009

Quote of the Day

Stephen Greenhalgh said…

“My mates are all in the shadow Cabinet, waiting to get those [ministerial] boxes, being terribly excited… I went to university with them, they haven’t run a piss-up in a brewery… they’re going to get a department of state, in one case running the finances of the nation.”


6 Comments

  1. 1
    wendall says:

    Yeah, at least Gordon got a degree in History FFS, which has obviously come in handy, as he’s the worst fucking Chancellor and PM in history.

    • 5

      Mrs. Iain Dale here! I like to pop up everywhere :) on your tv, on your radio, on Twitter and even all your favourite websites!! And all because I’m an arse-licking media whore!

      Bye chums! :)

      • 6

        Morning, noon and night! Every Saturday night I’m either on Nolan with an idiotic, inarticulate black woman on The Nolan Show or an idiotic, inarticulate, politically correct, menopausal screaming asylum-seeking banshee on BBC News! And I like to bad mouth the BBC as much as I can even if I use it as my principal means by which to wh0re myself! :)

        I’m cloyingly sanctimonious and my parents are very proud of me! :)

        Hmmmmm, where’s my map so I can pick the next constituency to prostitute myself before and subsequently be pitifully rejected by the electorate in?! Norfolk N? No! Bracknell? Noooo!

  2. 2
    The Chairman says:

    Greenhalgh’s a loyal little ###### is he not, not…..

  3. 3
    Rt.Hon.Mr.Fink says:

    Currently living in the wish-it-were-royal-London-Borough-of-Hammersmith-and-Fulham, and I can confirm that Stephen is a dirty little Hoon. Just in case any one is in any doubt. A nasty fucker.

  4. 4
    Dave "Cast Iron Guarantee" Cameron says:

    But the shadow cabinet tells the best gags

    A guy with a tight foreskin goes into asda. slaps his cock on the counter and says, ‘try and roll that one back’.

    Good Night







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