The Guy News TV broadcast is only available to Guidogram subscribers this weekend. We sent Tory Bear to report back from Copenhagen and Tripoli, Emily Nomates went to glamorous Hendon to report on the expense claims of London’s most expensive MP, Andrew Dismore. We also replay that moment of zen between Brillo and Michael White.
Guido, as ever, tells you about his week behind the blog. Subscribe – thousands already have:
Another Twittish Tweet from Kerry McCarthy | BBC
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HuffPo Hiring Pro-Iranian Mehdi “Act of Desperation” | Fox News
Krugman is Seductive, Simplistic and Unrealistic | Jeremy Warner
Lower Taxes, Higher Growth, the Statistical Evidence | CPS
Bash the Unions, Gatecrash the Quangos | ConservativeHome
I Told You So: Euro is Doomed | Douglas Carswell
PM Speaks for the Nation When Bashing Balls | Quentin Letts
Time for an Alliance | Dan Hannan
Farage’s Plan | ConservativeHome
Guardian Open News is a Failure | Heather Brooke
Balls Calls for Deeper Cuts | Speccie
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PMQs Idiots | Harry Cole
Jon Cruddas is Not the Messiah | Dan Hodges
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Lord Lamont told ITV News…
“I think the PM is just human and Ed Balls is a pretty irritating person”
A THUMPING FIRST FOR LABOUR
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Financial incompetence = Gordon Brown
Give me a break, I don’t get paid to troll at the weekend.
Yawn!!
My parents were disillusioned with orthodox teaching methods, so they decided I should be home schooled using the Montessori method. The Montessori method was pioneered by Italian educationalist Maria Montessori in 1906. The central guiding principle of the Montessori method is the emphasis on play to guide a child through the anal, oral and integrative stages of development, eventually leading to an emphasis on social integration and collaborative resonance with one’s peers. Throughout all the stages of the Montessori learning process, the onus always remains very firmly on the importance of self actualisation and the consolidation of the personality using the medium of both fun and play.
As you can see, I’m a bundle of laughs.
Were you abused ??
You are Charles Hardwidge and I claim my £5.00
I bet you’re a member of Common Purpose and a fervent Labour voter.
What the hell is the anal stage of development ? Is that what they call potty training nowadays ?
Someone answer! Please!
The anal phase of development is what a substantial minority of bloggers on this site got stuck in – so to speak…
How do you get to that phase??
Dubai World might be seeking to offload the QE2 Cruise ship, UK Govt should buy/contra it, permanently moor it in the Thames to act as a much needed conference centre/ ballroom / cabaret centre and MP/Peer London overnight accommodation. No need for second homes or flipping! Thge ship is still completely self contained even down to gthe crockery…and not yet vandalised by the fuzzy wuzzies, Certain vote winner and if they moved very quckly could be in place in London before the General Election. Alternatively Cameron could make a pledge to buy it and equally pick up a shipload of votes…… Now who is going to make the first move?
Turn it into a prison ship dear boy, – a prison hulk – at Deptford.
And let the first inmates be this mendacious lying, cheating, two-faced, lilly-livered, patsy-boy, perv-ridden crew in the ‘arse ‘o communists
NIMBY, let sail up the clyde to Glasgow east or up the Frith of Forth as near to Kirkcaldy as poss.
And make the buggers walk the plank …glug
Agree with making it a floating hotel for MP’s but then we should drag it to the Scapa Flow and scuttle the fucker!
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Who the hell would agree to sail half-way round the world on a ship Jonah had just ‘bought’?
fawkes the guidogran rocks , you have uncovered a star in emily
I sometimes secretly dress up as Emily. Hee hee.
I don’t want to spoil the Guidogram for anyone, but it strongly suggests that Nomates managed to spend 12 whole minutes reading Metro and then took it with her because she still had not finished with it.
I think we should ban the bomb.
Tiger Woods…..Would you go for Rachel at 2.25am
http://images.google.com/images?q=rachel%20uchitel&rls=com.microsoft:en-gb:IE-SearchBox&oe=UTF-8&sourceid=ie7&rlz=1I7GGLA_en-GB&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi
Brown just never knows when to stop:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/article6935626.ece
Brown looks like Warner’s just grabbed his cock.
That’s Mandy’s job, when Gordo’s not in Cape Cod.
Or Brown has grabbed Warners cock, and Warner is about to lamp him one.
Guido’s blog does a great job of exposing the sleaze and corruption in the UK. If you want an expose’ of what’s going on internationally, particularly with regard to the malign influence of marxists, socialists and other destructive low-lifes, then look here:
http://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/
Nice plant, Damian…
James Palumbo pulls no punches in his condemnation of Brown’s mis-handling of the economy and the disaster awaiting us:
“Is Britain on the brink of financial armageddon?”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1231563/Is-Britain-brink-financial-armageddon.html#ixzz0Y9V8ldAo
That’s News Weekender Climategate Special. Lies, whitewash and see Ed Begley show himself as a crazed, degenerate Climate Change liar. A remarkable performance.
Copenhagen should be interesting, what with the Climategate revelations. But they’ll ignore it. Several years ago an arty all male nude dance performance occurred. Right at the start, of of the cast members excreted on the stage. He and his companions danced round the little pile on the stage, seemingly oblivious of its presence.
The audience wondered at this symbolic act. What did it signify? How were the audience intended to relate to the apparent indifference of the dancers to this turd on the stage?
All the excited speculation was stopped immediately the performance was over. An apology was made. Apparently the dancer had been nervous about appearing nude on stage, had a slightly upset stomach, so had accidentally shit himself in fear.
The turd of Climategate will be likewise ignored by the nude dancers at Copenhagen. And the audience will marvel at their skilled ability not to get any dhit on their feet as they prance and cavort before the world.
Sorry! That was one of the cast members!
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Frightening and gets me thinking.
At the moment my mortgage is 2% above BofE base rate for as long as I want, but I’m in a quandary.
I know Guido has previously suggested it’s time to move in to gold but I haven’t got access to the scale of funds that could insulate me via gold in a hyperinflation scenario.
I’ve been self employed for 18 months so am pretty stuck with my own bank in terms of remortgage and they currently have a 5 year 6% fix on offer.
Should I be signing up now or is there a chance the new tory government can stave off the United Kingdom of Weimar?
I don’t think any party can save us from the reckoning. Pecker up, though! We can gain a thimble of comfort in that Blair, Brown and the rest of the Labour movement will never show themselves in public again, when the ruin they have brought to the country is obvious to Joe Peeps.
They’ll show themselves in public. No shame.
Protest TODAY to demand Referendum on the EU:
Saturday, November 28, 2009
Time: 2:00pm – 5:00pm
Location: Trafalgar square
Yeah. Because everyone wants a sly smack in the teeth with a TSG thug’s riot shield on a Saturday afternoon.
Doh! 45 minutes from seeing your comment to the start of the protest and 2+ hours to get to BabyLondon…..too late for me to attend unfortunately.
However, I’m with you in spirit – the only way is O U T!
Sadly the Pigpox precludes my attendance. I too wish ye well.
I’d be there – but clashes with the rugby.
‘Fess up, Guido, how much are you getting for selling these email addresses to some damn marketer ? I think we should be told …
Zilch. Prat.
I wouldn’t mind, to be honest. And yes, I have signed up, Monty.
OK, then I’m confused. No problem, I’m used to it.
But what’s the point of all this “give me your email and you’ll get an early copy” lark ? Why not just post the vid as normal ?
None of your fucking business. It’s called capitalism you сunt. If you don’t like it move to North Korea or a safe Labour seat.
Cushty.
Safe Labour Seat???????????????????
I like capitalism very well, thanks all the same, dear boy.
But I don’t like puzzles. Why on earth does Guido do this fan dance of “I’ll email it today and post it tomorrow” instead of just posting it today, if not to make a buck ?
He get 1000 naira for each one.
Errr. God, I feel thirsty. Must buy some Orangina…
I think that you might need lessons in subliminal maketing
and maybe product placement
(Emily’s drink was off message)
I don’t need any lessons. I also don’t like Orangina!
Breaking news:
The United Kingdom Independence Party (UKIP) said on Saturday it offered not to fight a general election due next year if the Conservatives agreed to hold a referendum on the European Union’s Lisbon Treaty.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20091128/tuk-uk-britain-ukip-fa6b408.html
Oooooh
Can I have some pizza to go with the beer?
http://www.ukip.tv/?p=889
Michael White – what a dipstick.
‘Tory Bear’ AGAIN ?????????????/
Change the fucking script – the boy is a tosspot wanker.
Still, birds of a feather…
I like the one in the middle.
http://pajamasmedia.com/blog/vincent-gray-on-climategate-there-was-proof-of-fraud-all-along-pjm-exclusive
Everyone in Europe is shopping at http://www.TheShoppersList.net don’t be left out.