Not a caption competition this today (that is tomorrow). For context you should know that this snap was taken from yesterday’s PMQs and was kindly sent in by a co-conspirator.
Guido will send a copy of the book “Crap MPs“ to the composer of the best 4 5-line limerick conveying the circumstances surrounding this picure.
In the comments please…
A musical open letter to Peter Mandelson about the rather aggressive provisions of the Digital Economy Bill from Dan Bull.
Alan Johnson says
“We are now looking at a watershed election, à la 1945, à la 1979, more so than 1997.”
Guido would like to send his warmest congratulations to Silvio for being named Rolling Stone’s “Rock Star of the Year“. The magazine usually covers the goings on of the likes of U2 on tour. It takes a true rocker to still be partying with teenage girls, enjoying lesbian foot massages and pleasuring hookers well into his seventies. He would probably throw televisions out of windows if he didn’t own them all.
Maybe if Murdoch chilled out a bit he might be in with a shot next year…
How Mervyn King Lost Bank Battle War | WSJ
BBC Corporation Tax Horror Story | IEA
Sally Bercow Judgement in Full | Mr Justice Tugendhat
Commies Blame Capitalism For Terror Attack | The Commentator
Lord Black v Press Regulation | Guardian
Osborne’s Complacency | FT
DWP’s Welfare Failings | Isabel Hardman
Get Used to Coalitions | David Aaronovitch
Woolwich a Showcase in the Banality of Evil | Fraser Nelson
The Enemy Within | Max Hastings
Muslim Led Military-Style Free School Needed | Toby Young
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
