Wannabee Labour MP Claims Two Homes
Before Even Getting Selected
Labour’s very own blogging scourge of lefties, Luke Akehurst, has a great spot. The left-wing Labour NEC member, Christine Shawcroft, is assiduously alerting members of the local Labour Party branches in Leyton & Wanstead and Sherwood that she is busy on their behalf at the NEC.
Nothing wrong with that, though you might smile knowing that they are both due to select parliamentary candidates very soon. What is wrong is that she is sending her “Public Need, Not Private Greed” reports out using two different addresses – in Leyton she uses headed paper with an address in nearby London E14 and in Nottinghamshire the address given is Nottingham NG2. Fancy that…
Never mind this, what about some tedious, thin skinned and pompous posts from everyones least favourite crusty sock caliph!
Me!
BTW have to admit Gordon was made to look a bit clueless at PMQs today. Normaly he is so virile and coherent!
Hahaha hohoho heeheeheehee
Unfortunately, Cameron is looking more and more like Blair mk2 every week.
This country is in big, big trouble.
The tories are going to win despite Cameron and mostly because of Brown’s uselessness.
Worked for Blair.
Financial misconduct = Conservatives
PMQ’s was fine.
Especially all the cut aways to Cameo and Osborne.
Why was Cameo always looking down and with a sheepish look?
There is interesting needle between Gove and Balls, isn’t it?
Finally Gove’s face is losing structural definition, ie it’s going all wobbly.
Hahahaha
See old Johnson has got himself into another right old mess over on CIF.Since Gordon decided Home office should be a ’starter post’ rather than for experienced politicians its all gone a bit Thick of It
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/libertycentral/2009/nov/25/my-dna-dilemma
Master Baiter = Turkey Baster
Shame we couldn’t have had a nice clear inquiry into the second homes mortgage troughing. But then that wouldn’t go down well for either side would it ?
not partisan enough
A Conductance Vivisects Infirm Loans!
No, fool = Financial Misconduct = Labour, Sexual Misconduct = Conservatives.
At least get your basic facts right. Oh no, of course, silly me, as a lefty you are fundamentally incapable of recognising a fact, let alone getting one right.
Everyone knows Cameron will win
Everybody fears what Cameron will uncover on May 6th
Everyone knows that Brown’s NuLibor will lose and lose bad
We go through the motions
Don’t frighten the horses
Slowly slowly catchee monkee
It’s very painful – be patient
said the heroin addict.
hung parliament my old china.
you will just have to swallow it love.
more heroin?
top boy, do you want five more years of Brown?
the choice is yours.
Hung Parliament my arse.
Dream on Mr Clueless.
Thick as thieves really means he wants a well-hung paliament. He’s trying to get a job as a researcher, or failing that, a bog cleaner. Given the predilictions of many MPs, he knows he’ll be well in.
polls tighten as an election gets closer.
sorry chaps but Dave has to get well, well ahead, now.
not in a month or 3 but now.
not a few percent but well into double figures.
thems the facts.
brown is a busted flush.
it is you fucking tory wankers who are keeping the c’unt in a job because you think you will get more votes if he remains.
you two faced c’unt.
what a dick.
Personally I’d like Brown to win the election.
Britain’s economic and political system is so deeply flawed now that the only way that you will ever have a balanced, coherent method of governance in this country is for the existing system to completely implode. Bringing in Cameron and his version of “New Labour” is rather like just slowing down the Titanic – you are still going to hit an iceberg eventually if you sail through infested waters.
Perhaps the only way really is for people to wake up one day and realise that all the money has gone and that every entrepreneur and business has left the UK; my company, for example, of 16 years standing is now registered in Cork, of all places! People should wake up and finally realise that the democracy most of us grew up with and came to acknowledge as our British birthright, thanks to the efforts of political powerhouses such as Churchill, Thatcher or even Bevan is now just a squalid meaningless word uttered from behind the filthy hands of Labour Party politburo apparatchiks.
The motto of the moment is simple: get enough money, get out and make a new life in another country until this one is fit to live in once more.
Liebour have not spent over 10 years doing nothing to make sure they rule forever. They have the postal ballot scam tried and tested in Scotland. they have a massive public service non jobs in place all Liebour voters. They have the never worked or intend to work benefits claimants plus immigrants getting British Citizenship after 10 mins in the country all Liebour voters.
So don’t for one minute under estimate them.
I was tempted to call him on direct on his Nokia – a quick instinctive draw and a direct hit on his immediate irritant target – Ed Balls !!!
After the fiasco at PMQ’s today the Hoon will give Balls a good kick in the Balls for not properly briefing him. At one point he was spitting daggers real funny. This is a government that moves from one crisis to another sometimes seemlessly. You could just not make it up. Suyrely it is clear to all other than labout MP’s that this PM is an utter disgrace and embarrassment to the country. Get rid of him quick and you might see a hung parliament keep him and the NuLabour project is going to become extinct. For me I prefer the latter for extinction is what they deserve.
Luke hasn’t a chance of usurping Christine as a PPP. She has everything it takes to get on a shortlist ahead of any man.
Yup, that’s true; breasts, a vagina and permanent PMT.
That really was a most entertaining and genuinely interesting PMQ’s.
Made more so by the TV director showing quite a bit more than usual of Brown and his thugs who looked more and more like dozy Portuguese fishermen who suddenly realise they have got a Killer Whale on the end of their fishing line.
How the monster Brown must have tantrumed afterwards at Balls!
And then Clegg pitched in with his deep pothole of a trap with the evidence that Brown is still trying to control the outcome of the one day old Chilcott Iraq enquiry.
Watching The Daily Politics was a treat;
Five (surely Seven by now?) Bellies – her head looking more and more like a golf ball set up on a plastic tee – was sliced and diced by Masterchef Neil who cornered her and blamed her for both World Wars as well as a couple of schools being under the alleged control of terrorists.
Did I detect that she was actually trying to say that SHE,when Home Sec, argued for greater action,only to be shouted down by the rest of the Labour cabinet who were saying it was inflammatory to proscribe such delightful groups as the one that Andrew Neil so wonderfully pronounced (with a kind of pause half way through the name of the organisation).
And Toe Nails adding his half euro worth,with Ken Clarke hitting her with the remaining copy of her husband’s porn video.
And then to cap it all,a bizzare tirade by none other than Mick Jagger’s ex,sat in a luxuriously fitted Knightsbridge house,complaining about the Labour Govt (nothing wrong with doing that!) and The Met who issued warnings last year of dire events ( I assume that’s the weather Met and not the “if you go down on the underground,you are sure for an unpleasant surprise” Met).
THAT’S why I still pay my licence fee – such a wonderful 60 minutes of entertainment and baiting!
Oh, and didn’t Brown’s gang look absolutely well and truly knackered?
Too long
Exactly – 12 years too long.
That’s what you get with 3 flush floaters like Brown and his clan.
Labour or Nulabor too long in the tooth morelike. How can anyone with half a brain support this totally discredited government. It beggars belief. Sorry my mistake I should not credit them with even half a brain.
Sorry, I pressed submit by mistake before I had finished typing. Here is the full comment I meant to post:
Too long, the New Labour War and Torture Party has been in power too long and we will benefit from a protracted period of time on the opposition benches.
Too truthful I meant to say, not too long.
How do think I feel having to write stuff for Gordon when it is clear that he and his merry bunch of helmet cheese salesmen are hopeless beyond all description.
hahahahaha heeheeheehee hohohohoho
Ah!
We have a confession from the wanker as he stands upon the trapdoor – too late.
Pull that lever!
Whoosh
Cccrrunch.
I love smelling my own farts
” That really was a most entertaining and genuinely interesting PMQ’s. ” and that was a entertaining and genuinely funny summary basher.
Good tactic to ambush GB with completely random topics that he has not revised the answers for.
Compare/contrast with planted questions.
Still get the feeling that they are toying with him until it is certain that his hand will be on the tiller of the Bad shi Labour come the election
Yes – could be right – Hague looked very comfortable,probably cooked that ambush up – they seem to realise that Mandelson’s games of the last week could mean they lose Brown as the leader they want for the election.
Blimey – next week that folder Brown has at the start of every PMQ’s – with all the post it notes sticking out – will be about 3 feet thick to try and have a reference to every possible topic Cameron could ever ask.
Brown’s answer about inheritance tax was obviously the answer he had planned to give to the question he had planted. His tame backbencher changed the question but Brown could not change the answer.
Well I’ll be buggered!
Indeed you will, dear boy.
Anyone videoing this?
I am.
An incompetent lunatic = Gordon Brown
Gordon is a world statesman who lead the world to recovery in the financial crisis, he is now going to achieve even more ambitious targets in Copenhagen! Go Gordon!
Led even
No he is still a Tosser.
In Copenhagen,they have the Mermaid statue – one of those tourist traps that upon visiting,one thinks;
“Is that IT ?!”.
Perhaps we could swop the Mermaid for our own Prime Minister,who upon watching,one thinks;
“What a lying fraudulent shyster”
PMQ’s would at least be more informative with a Mermaid at the Despatch Box.
It would be more informative with Katie Price at the dispatch box. A couple of extra big tits on the front bench wouldn’t make much difference, fact they’d fit in very nicely with all the big tits already sat on it.
By the way,that Nick Brown who sits to Harman’s left at PMQ’s – well,is he actually ALIVE or did he die a few months ago – or is he there just to claim the £400 food bill and he can’t move for all the food in his belly.
Did anyone notice G. Brown’s belly – rolls of fat – the only man who runs 3 miles every day and STILL puts weight on.
He DOES run 3 miles every day,he told us he did, so it must be true.
Yes we have the photographic evidence. Dunno who took the picture, we haven’t seen him since, it is as though it was staged.
Did Gordon wish her all the best in the jungle?
Gormless dimwit = George Osborne
I was on that Labourlist earlier.
It is without humour and completely self righteous, self important and deluded.
Suggest you may find it more to your liking.
Head of the IMF praised Brown’s continuing economic stimulus measures. Said cutting now would be wrong.
The IMF came and commented and condemned the gormless George Osborne stance.
Hahaha
And well he deserves such praise with his radical strategy of outlawing 50% of the deficit in 4 years.
He just needs to pass a law banning climate change and he can join me in the Delusional Hall of Fame.
The IMF came and they praised, isn’t it?
I was bullied at school, and deservedly so.
Master Baiter = Pathological Denial
That is you take on it and no doubt the BBC’s.
What we actually said was – The UK is a complete basket case thanks to incompetent financial management. Even we don’t have enough dosh to pump into that train crash economy, so for Gawd’s sake, in the words of Sid James, ‘carry on pumping’ your own money or we are all doomed.
Master Baiter = Soggy socks.
McGroom = Loser
AIG FP regulator is the US OTS but CDS are exempt from regulation becasue of the US Law known as Commodities Futures Modernization Act of 2000.
It’s a global crisis and it started in America, isn’t it?
Go on admit it loser.
Nah, the Head of the IMF praised Brown and commended continuing the stimulus measures adding that it would be damaging to cut now.
The IMF camme and the praised Brown.
It’s all on youtube dimwit.
Hahahaha
Good, as long as I keep the tory trolls busy talking about the fuck up Gordon has made of the economy then we will not have to talk about the torture and occupation stuff. Peter said the torture thing won’t play well with the electorate and that I must avoid it at all costs.
People don’t like hearing about Gordon Brown and David Miliband facilitating torture and electrocuting testicles and uncivilised behaviour like that.
Torture’s a real vote loser Peter said.
He specifically said we should not use the words TORTURE, OCCUPATION AND ILLEGAL WAR.
Spoofa, it’s the real economy stupid.
Hahahaha
Dominique Strauss-Kahn is a French Socialist who wants to get back into French politics some day.
Perhaps what you should say is ambitious French socialist praises Gordon Brown’s economic policy.
It always is!
I get upset easily, my posts give me away when I know I am failing.
Which is often.
Spoof !
Poof!
I really fancy Master Baiter.
He gives me the horn.
Hyak, yak, yak yak.
Im f***ing late again.
Is this Harriet ( bumper car ) Harman talking about her late weekly waddle into the chamber for pmq?
Are they both her own properties or correspondence addresses? She might even live somewhere else.
These self-righteous troughing MP’s are not evil in the same sense that greenfly are not evil. Like greenfly, though, they will still need to be exterminated.
On the whole, Nottingham is a very attractive place. However, as with most large cities, it has its own areas which are – how can I put this – somewhat less desirable. The area in the address given is in a part of the city in which one would be ill-advised to visit in broad daylight, let alone after dark. It is not the sort of place an unemployed alcoholic litter picker would wish to live, let alone an aspiring MP.
I can’t quite make out the exact address in the picture for certain. However, if my best guess is correct, the property was sold to its current owner less than two years ago, and Zoopla’s current estimate of the market value is about £6000 less than the purchase price. One assumes that some of the drop in value might reflect the fact that a Labour PPC has “moved” into the area, lowering the tone…
You can be sure that someone else is paying for accommodating Labour’s answer to Rosa Kleb.
Its all very clear to me know MB is in a Bobby Ewing moment and will wake up shortly to see that for the last 12 years Blair/Brown have been in government and not those damned Tories as he thinks.
“Public Need, Not Private Greed”
Who the hell came up with that, hardly f***ing original.
Can i swear properly here, i find it hard to push two buttons at once.
Try it. Worse that can happen is that you get fucking modded.
You don’t even need to swear to get modded if daddy Guido is feeling a bit grumpy.
Grumpy or not GF never seems to mod T A T whose foul mouthed rantings let the MSM comment that we are all foul mouthed cretins instead of mainly normal posters who enjoy the banter and sometimes brilliant humour and observations on this great site
FUCK THE MSM AND FUCK YOU!
YOU FUCKING CRIPPLE!
FUCK OFF!
no refund.
Mantra number 59 of 3,287 in the Labour Party book of indoctrination:
Don’t do things you believe in or things that are right. Do anything to ingratiate yourself. For example when a prospective candidate for a constituency, pretend you live there
Gordon Brown
The Chutney Cupboard
Number 10 Chutney Street
Chutney
Chutneyshire
CHII 7NY
Is he in a pickle maybe?
I know a good printer.
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Has anyone else noticed that Jacqui Smith is putting herself about a bit lately with appearances on Question Time and Brillo’s program? She is probably short of a bit of dough now and wants to capitalise before the good people of Redditch chuck her and ‘orrible ‘usband out and into a world of obsucrity at the GE.
You do this sort of thing before being ennobled
I’ll have to get back to you on that one, I don’t have all the facts to hand despite being in a position of responsibility
The rumour is that she wants to star in a new film,directed by her hubbie (if he has time on his er… hands);
“Jacqui Does Redditch”
No holes barred.
Don’t you mean ‘all holes filled’?
By bath plugs
Face it, You just ain’t funny even if you do always answer all your own ‘jokes’ with two even less funny (somehow) sockpuppet replies.
Christ but you’re a predictable and tedious little fuck.
I’d watch it, is it available in blockbusters yet?
The prospect of Jacqui Smith putting herself about makes me want to reach for the sickbag!.
Big girls need lovin’ too.
Money back if you roll off.
How much flour do you think you need to find the wet spot with her?
Or going back to be a dinner lady !
I think Dave and his mates are missing a definite trick with all these accusations from the liebore benches about inheritance tax.
‘Tax concessions for the rich’ they say. Brown said today ‘…the beneficiaries of the proposed tory inheritance tax propsals are on the opposition leader’s christmas card list’.
Surely the rich are the only people that WILL pay inheritance tax. The rest of us that have worked hard and paid usury rates for our homes wil be able to leave them to our kids without the greedy government taking 40%.
I can’t understand why the tories aren’t pointing this out.
At the next PMQs, Dave should invite Brown and his chumps to pledge to personally opt out of his Inheritance Tax reforms, adding ‘I know a great many of you have estates that will benefit from our proposals’.
This “Tories looking after 3000 richest” is a load of rubbish. As the inheritance tax laws stand now, my estate will be liable for IHT on my death. I live in a modest house (paid for) and have some savings (probably will disappear with care arrangements later on!!) Reform of inheritance tax will benefit many, many families on middle incomes – it is a major vote winner for the Tories and Liebour know this – so are spreading disinformation.
Don’t worry, Following their burst bubble house prices in Japan have fallen every year for the last 18 years. The UK and US bubble has been bigger than theirs so the modest house in question probably soon will be worth very little indeed.
Hahahaha
Blimey – we’ve had Lord Haw Haw – now we’ve got bloody Lady Ha Ha
I can only dream to be on Lord Haw Haw’s level.
But I am Goebbels for Gordon.
Haha etc
Spoof!
Hahahaha
Where’s Albert Pierrepoint when you need him?
Master, I think it’s time for your session with Dolly – of you go young man, second door on the left……
He has more than one room?
Dolly the cycle therapist, or Dolly the sheep?
Tax concessions for the rich but none for the mark?
Well, Labour did say that they wanted more apprenticeships. They are training apprentice troughers.
No doubt all the Apprentice Troughers will be added to the statistics so that Broon can claim that several hundred apprenticeship places have been created this month alone (and to re-announced next month, et cetera – you know the drill).
“Dave” bowled Brown for six on the question of extremist groups in PMQs I bet Brown had a very terse conversation with Balls after PMQs as it was obvious he hadn’t been briefed regarding the funding of an alleged extremist group from the school’s budget or the fact that the Opposition had written 7 days ago to Balls asking for clarification. It was also obvious Balls knew about this from his response at PMQs. No good mouthing “Shameful” Ed.YOU should have briefed Gordon. That you didn’t either says that you don’t think it’s worth briefing the Prime Minister on something that is extremely sensitive and likely,in view of the letter,to be brought up at PMQs OR that someonewho should be briefing the PM on such matters within his private office isn’t
I expect someone to be admitted to A&E soon to have a Nokia extracted from their forehead
Hey dimwit, “bowled for six”, sport not the strong suit is it?
Hahahaha
I was always a weedy specimen at school on the games field. Nobody picked me to join their team.
The cold showers after rugger did stimulate my compulsive onanism however.
You Conservitudes have rather got to me today, got under my already thin skin. Still a nice goggle at Gordon in a sports jacket followed by a tommy tank into crusty the sock will seee me right.
Hahaha hohoho teeteetee
Spoof!!
Spoofa loofa actually fake Baiter.
Release our dole dependant hordes,death to Conservitudes.
Long may we suck at the withered union tit.
Hahahahahaha
I must remember not to mention the TORTURE we have illegally carried out.
David Miliband said we’ve got to keep the TORTURE stuff SECRET.
Spoof ! !
I love heroin
Brown was clueless today, Ed’s in for a Nokia anger fest when they get back to the bunker later.
Lucky it’s not an Apple iPhone – what with all those Apps up his arse, Ball’s would be a cross between a calculator and a language translator.
It’d be the first case of the arse being more intelligent than the head, though…
Balls knew it would come up and his decision not to brief Brown was deliberate.
Labour is in the throes of a leadership struggle and as we all know; treachery is the name of the game.
Maybe if Labour weren’t funding extremists there would be no need be in Afghanistan?
Apart for the need for oil and heroin, you mean?
Naw naw lad like I told parlymentory committee it’s them “yanks” fault.I’m bustin a gut ‘ere supportin’ our troops fightin’ extremism in ‘elmand makin’ our streets safe forrus all
Breaking Noose
Cameo’s Christmas card list leaked.
Brown’s claim confirmed as correct.
As claimed, Cameo’s Christmas card list does comprise mainly of beneficiaries to the proposed Conservitude gift to the rich also known as inheritance tax concessions.
Hahahaha
Labour – always jealous of others more successful than themselves.
Envy – the root of all evil.
Envy – the root of all Labour
Nah, the rich are ok.
It’s the wannabe middle class that are the pain.
Hahahaha
‘Wannabe middle class’??????
Mummy says we Baiters are better than middle class you know.
We support Labour only because Daddy says there is a noble tradition in our family of being wealthy but keeping our consciences clean by voting for a hypocritical bunch of losers.
Does that help explain? Next week I’ll talk about my wanking issues.
Spoof!
Master Baiter makes my winkle tingle.
Master Baiter’s Christmas Card List Leaked.
One to his Mum, one to Bunker Control and one to the Dear Leader. That’s it.
You forgot… one to my jailer!
Hahahahaha
That’s Bunker Control, you pillock.
More like Wanker Control.
He can get fecked – I disowned that good for nothing tw*t years ago
Don’t be daft the Royal Mail can’t cope with delivering 2 million cards in time for Xmas
It’s only 3,000.
Note to self: Don’t mention that David Miliband is guilty of covering up TORTURE.
Shhh, it’s a SECRET.
“We’re going to hang Master Baiter on the Party Line have you any union money Gordon dear”
Did I just type that?!?
The Seigfried line maybe more appropriate
Gosh Gordon and Peter, you *are* greedy boys today…
Good job I’m thirsty…. *gulp* *gulp*
Can I have a go Mr Baitor?
Pleeeeeease?
Oh go on then…..i hope mummy taught you how to chug !!!!
How many ‘masterbaiters’ are on this thread ??
Pooh! Poo! poo! poo! poo! poo! poo! poo! poo! poo! poo! poo! poo! poo! poo! poo! poo! poo! poo! poo! poo!
One is too many imho…
Only a handful….
So which party is going to put in its manifesto a committment to clean up expenses and ensure that money that was improperly paid out is paid back?
Every single Government Department demands that us mortals pay back anything that was paid out in error.
Don’t hold your breath.
ALL PROSPECTIVE MP’S SHOULD HAVE TO RESIDE IN THE CONSTITUENCY IN WHICH THEY HOPE TO STAND FOR AT LEAST 5 YEARS, i DON’T MEAN HOLIDAY HOMES EITHER.
Far too sensible, far too able to control MP’s, far too many rules for them to comply with.
Despite having given us the burden of 3000 of the bastards since the turn of the Century.
Remember ignorance of the Law is no defence unless like Labour, you have the Police, CPS, and Judiciary in your pocket.
Labour = Delinquent, mardy, egregious, wastrels. No sense of decorum at all.
Why is it that wanting to keep your own money is greedy, but taking other people’s money is considered social justice?
Best to start as you mean to go on.
Has anyone noticed Luke Akehurst moonlights for the Moben adverts?
http://www.visit4info.com/sitecontent/LG/fullZZZZZZTVC071227110047PIC.jpg
It was a grand sight to see the Labour MP’s squeezing onto the bench behind
Ali Campbell when he was giving his “explanation” over the £61bn bank loan ..
All wedged up to make it look like the support was there when most of the rest of the Labour benches were empty.
OT I Know.
This master baiter chap,is he for real? I get fed up with his continual postings most of which are inane ramblings.
I could suggest another name for him,how about Confused.Com
There is a school of thought that says MB is an alias for several “astroturfers whose aim is to swamp blogs,principally those favouring a more right of centre view either with pro-Labour bias or utter nonsense to firstly elicit a response which further bogs down debate and ultimately grinds the blog to a halt.
You will notice the various times of day and sometimes unsocial hours which tends to suggest several people are using the same alias. Expect the volume and ferocity of attack to increase markedly as the election approaches. It is Labour’s intention to close down all debate and any criticism of them on the “net” whilst their agents in the MSM and electronic media – principally the BBC- distort the Opposition message whilst putting a positive spin on Labour’s.Their aim is to peel off some of the more shaky support at the edges.
They also can be quite subtle and assume different ideological stances sometimes appearing on this site as Tory Supporters or UKIP Supporters rather than blatantly taking the Labour line.
Or:
The alternative view which many of us favour and one that has to be said, is gaining momentum,is that MB is actually an annoying little anal retentive shit who spouts total crap and that this is how he obtains his “jollies” hence his “nom de blog”
Just flick past the stuff, works for both explanations.
shut up you slob!