Digested Read : Maya by Alastair Campbell – John Crace
What Happened To 19 Secretive Tories? – LibDemVoice
Charged MPs Still Take Labour Whip – Paul Waugh
Labour Distances Itself from Official Law Firm – Iain Dale
Labour Party’s Solicitor Defends Theft Charged MPs’ – Telegraph
Doing Emotional – Jon Craig
Gordon Brown’s Policy Inventions - Fink
Conservatives Need Clear, Discernable Principles – Fraser Nelson
Union’s £75 Million Lever on Labour – News of the Screws
Cameron Has to Come Up With Something Better – Fraser Nelson
Republican Twitter Kings – Time
Prosecute Racketeering MPs – Times
Yeo’s Pre-Blogged Ambush – Indy
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Sarah Palin said…
“A year later, I gotta ask the supporters of all that, ‘How’s that hopey, changey thing working out for ya?’ “
-Gilts (Mar)
As of 28 Jan 2010 +5.8%
Pissed again.
Didn’t he see the poll last night (Angus Reid for PB) showing the Tories on 39 and Liebour on 22?
The weekend poll that got the punditry so excited was clearly a statistical anomaly, especially when you see that there were only 466 people in it (PB poll above was 2000) and the polling was done the day after the Glasgow East by-election, before the Queen’s speech.
I’m happy to see talk of a hung Parliament though, might tempt some of the UKIPpers back to the Tories at the prospect of 5 more years of Broon the Hoon.
Maybe, didn’t see it, but what a tosser that White is. Are you related?
Preferd to watch Last night’s Newsnight, Denis McShane up against Dan Hannan on the question of whether the Tories’ new friends in Poland are racist – the Chief Rabbi of Poland thinks not, but Labour politicians in the UK think they are…
That’s not what the Chief Rabbi thinks, and he’s in a better position to know than McShady.
Now stop doing that before the hairs grow on your palms.
Watched Newsnight with D Hannan, and that excruciatingly awful man Mcshane. Hannan was good, spoke up well in difficult circumstances. It was a disgrace having that slanted inaccurate piece on Newsnight. I’d swing for D.Mcshane, he is totally abhorrent!
It certainly won’t tempt me back. NuLabour and BluLabour not much difference, cast iron Dave can’t keep a promise, so his manifesto means nothing.
STOP PRESS
JO BRAND CANCELS SOUTH AMERICAN TOUR
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/nov/20/peru-gang-killing-human-fat
***Applause***
Dogs have no need, they’ve already lifted their leg against a Liebour manifesto.
STOP PRESS
ERIC PICKLES ANNOUNCES SOUTH AMERICAN TOUR
Gloating is a sign of Baiter, Ludwig. Stop it.
Insert insecurity
Never heard it called that before but i’m game!!
If he’s that much of a fucking non-entity as you’d have us believe MB…. what the fuck are you doing on here as much as you are?
its not the smell of fear of having your thieving, lying arses kicked into the electoral wilderness next year, perchance?
Sorry, typo.
I meant to say 12,000.
Whoops, almost forgot -
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Sorry, another typo –
I definitely did mean 12,000.
Would the person who keeps sabotaging my war propaganda please stop it or I shall start crying again.
Ha ha ha ha dribble.
I think I am going mad.
How far up your own arse do you have to be to write the crap that you do or do you just get to sit on Madlebum’s lap from time to time?
Ho ho -that would be a NEw Labour bitch slapping I presume….never really happened but boy did we make a lot of noise about the non-event.
Angus Reid poll for a betting site hardly has any credibility.New poll out today showing massive Labour lead in Scotland.Truth be that polls are all over the place Angus Reid poll did not ask people how they were going to vote but who they supported.
If only I could get to bitch slap you you fool. Better still a good whacking around the head might bring you back to the land of the sane. Or perhaps it wouldn’t, you’re too far gone aren’t you.
This Hung Parliament ”game” is not an attempt to forecast or measure opinion.
It is a declaration of war.
In effect it is saying the powers that be will not permit Cameron a majority in Parliament, no matter how many votes he has in support.
Postal votes will be acquired and ballot boxes tampered with overnight to ensure Cameron never gets his hands on power. Since he declared disobedience to Lisbon, Britain’s Constitution is suspended until further notice.
you are a tribalist idiot tapestry.
the reason there will be a hung parliament is because most people hate labour but there is no popular support for the tories.
face the facts instead of living in your fantasy world, eh tapestry.
you cretin.
as thieves or just plain thick, I would suggest.
The Hung Parliament poll asked 63 people in London how they would vote from which they deduced a large London Labour majority. All other polls give Cameron plus 15%.
How can any supposedly intelligent expert in the field of polling be so ludicrously wrong – unless there is a reason.
The reason is that the Hung Parliament narrative is preparing the people of Britain for the rigged result of the coming election.
I wish it was a fantasy. In 2005, 3 million postal votes were concentrated into marginal and europhile seats. This time ballot boxes are being ‘’stored” overnight prior to being counted. It is not a fantasy. It is you who are in denial, Mr Thick.
BLAH BLAH BLAH!
BORING REPETITION SHUT UP SLAG!
shut up you idiot and listen to these wise words from top boy, you might learn something you ignorant fuck: the outcome of the next general election, for reasons already given by my goodself, will be a hung parliament. you have offered nothing to the debate to convince me otherwise. your arguments have no weight and your case is further undermined by the fact that your party’s leader, david cameron, is a housing benefit cheating and liar.
cameron is like a fucking leaf of wet fucking lettuce for fucks sake.
cameron is absolutely useless. a wet fucking lettuce snobbish thieving twat. he stole from public funds. even though he is a millionaire, he specifically arranged his private affairs so as to maximise his claims from the public purse.
what a fucking sneaky lowlife c’unt, eh?
oh well, you and your fellow selfish tory party members will just have to face up to it: you are bound to fail to attain a workable majority.
you’re a loser tapestry.
suck it up loser.
Muslim women are the most beautiful in the world!
http://bit.ly/53nrGJ
Religion of piss !!!
Why does the word burka translate into English as “ugly sack” then?
Try the link, you’ll find out!
Yet more proof of the utter fallacy of Islam’s claims to be a religion of peace.
They love a bit of me, nice bit of pork.
Slacking Mr Fawkes : Waugh has: “The British Association of Counselling and Psychotherapy has announced that Derek Draper will, after all, be allowed to continue as a psychotherapist. “
Am on the phone to ‘em.
Derek D.Raper will, after all, be allowed to continue as a psycho the rapist.
Give the man credit, he did manage to stay awake for the ten minutes he was on.
Time for a gag
Gordon Brown has promised that all future letters of condolence will be in his best handwriting now that he has found the stencil that came free with his felt tips.
Why did Sir Michael White cross the road?
Dunno, why did Sir Michael White cross the road?
To get his Old Age Pension
Did he get it?
No, he ain’t 65.
Ageist lol
As Guido has informed us that Michael White only reads Guido when he is mentioned, may I be the first to call him a vacuous, acidic, pointless waste of human skin and wish him a slow lingering death from face cancer?
That’s better.
I’d like to second that, but with the additional wish that Sir Kneepads also develops a rather aggressive form of bowel cancer sometime soon. Ta.
I don’t want to get left out of this one guys:
note to michael white: now listen you fucking spastic, have you got a fucking plum in your mouth you c’unt? gordon’s plums?
do you seriously think acting as an apologist for the new labour war and torture and occupation party is helping the working class in any way, shape or form?
you schizophrenic c’unt.
you are an enemy of the working class and I would string you up in short order as long as I had the authorisation of a court, ofcourse.
you, michael ‘mentally unstable’ white, are a traitor to the working class.
the next time I see you in public I am going to spit in your face.
ps. have they got something on your michael? they must be blackmailing you with some very unsavoury material.
’tis the only explanation as to why you would defend the new labour warmongers innit.
and us too – he’s bare faced lying twat who was probably naughty at school and had things stuck up his bum. later in lfe when he found he wasn’t famous and couldn’t play football he took to writing by copying everything his dad wrote and then spelling it all wrong. he ’s undoubtedly an arrogant fuck face
Sir Mikey Chite – What a fucking waste of space.
He doesnt realise what a dick he sounds spouting out the Labour chite !
He is a fking muppet, a clueless one at that.
Why did Sir Michael White cross the road?
Because he had his cock stuck in the chicken…
(Old gag)
Hadn’t had his instrcutions from the Bunker until today
Watch his face when he tries to explain Hung parliaments and is bitch slapped by Andrew Neil who explains Daily Politics viewers aren’t morons who need spoon fed examples unlike he then adds the Guardian’s readers priceless!
You Tube Link?
Fucking excellent. Not as clever as he thinks, Sir Michael.
I may not be clever but I am consistent.
You like a railway porter and address people as Sonny Jim. You are a buffoon.
On your bike, Sonny Jim.
If he refuses to stay on message he can kiss his damehood goodbye.
Do any of your readers have access to a photo of Mr Brillo in a close embrace with a dusky beauty such as the one that features in the Nokia advert?
If he were to be wearing a vest and baseball cap it would really do it for me
The lucky Hoon
This one??
http://www.private-eye.co.uk/pictures/extras/andrew_neill_babe.jpg
Yup that one
Just what is her position on the Lisbon Treaty?
I presume, on her back,
legs akimbo praying that his Amex clears, however,
She looks like a clever girl so I presume that she got an authorisation code before she let his shrivelled cock into her minge
Yes Andrew
I am jealous you fucking Hoon
just how does Brillo do it, I wonder?
you mean we wonder?
yeah
F@ck off you overpaid unfunny dick’eads
Who’s the daddy now?
Sir Michael White makes me laugh, the man is finished. He should write his own obituary in stead of this rubbish.
There’s something really creepy and quite repulsive about Micheal White.
I can’t quite put my finger on it but he makes my skin crawl.
He has that affect on most women.
I think there is something about the has he/hasn’t he moustache.
He looks like a geriatric member of the Village People.
OUCH! LOL!
Is Sir Michael the White Knight or the White Queen?
It’s the moustache and the way he looks down his nose at everyone else.
Most of them make my skin crawl.
Most of who? Men?
Come to mention it, yes.
No, we love them!
We must launch a ‘rope drive’…..
I really am a marked woman…….modded again….
Perhaps if you publicly renounced your attraction to Paxo, things would improve?
Ermmmmmmm, I’ll think about it………I’m still thinking……….still can’t decide……….hmmmmmmm…….wait………erm………….No! I shall remain ‘marked’…………for now. It depends how long this ‘marked stand-off’ continues and how long I can be arsed. I know what I can do if I don’t like it but for now, I’ll hang around – things are ‘hotting up’ in the info war – OR COOLING DOWN as in the Man Made Global Warming swindle!!
It will be a hung parliament or worse if David Cameron persists in imposing clueless non-political women on constituencies which do not want them, and in continuing to support selected MPs who have been fiddling expenses.
Why is he doing nothing about the notorious Julie Kirkbride?
It would be netter if it were a ‘hanged’ Parliament.
or even ‘better’
A hung parliament is the best Cameron can hope for, but with his continued underhand manipulations in candidate selection, even that looks increasingly unlikely. Kirkbride is the classic example.
Kirkbride who?
Silly. Read the newspapers.
What those things my chips get wrapped in? Why would I want to do that?
You are obviously as greasy as Andrew MacKay.
I’m Andrew Rawnsley actually, idiot!
The problem is that Cameron is completely out of touch. He obviously cannot see how normal people perceive Kirkbride or what a freak they see MacKay as. And it is not just because of the expenses scandals.
I’m not a fan of Brown, but..
I am not a fan of brown but if he were to be assassinated I would
FUCKING LOVE IT!
let us be blunt: why the fuck hasn’t anyone tried to inject a bullet into that fucking CIA operative’s head?
it’s a fair question, innit?
I’m not….
D’ya know, I’ve often found my mind wandering to Brown being ‘taken out’ – and I don’t mean by Mrs Brown down the pub (as if). I think they’d have to give him a ’state funeral’ cos it was an assassination so I’m not in favour of that as I couldn’t stand 30 years of “this time last year was Brown’s funeral”….
My suggestion is to take all those guilty (particularly the ones behind the likes of Brown/Oma/Osa/sorry Obama) and maroon them on an Island, covered in CCTV cameras which will be live on global TV 24/7 and see if they can rebuild their ‘new Atlantis’ from a few pallets, trees, some basic garden/diy implements and a few farm animals.
Think of the viewing figures and all the sponsorship deals!!
I think we should pitch it to the networks as sure enough, it will surely come to this soon.
It’s not just the all women shortlists that are alienating many Tories, it’s the way central office also impose ethnic minority PP candidates and are antagonistic towards white, English male candidates.
Then when someone like Peter Hobbins dares speak up against this ethnic-cleansing of the indigenous population, he is suspended (soon to be sacked, no doubt)
You’re so right Jed. You would have thought that someone with a mental capacity so impaired that he didn’t realise emails like that were likely to get copied to every news agency in the country would have fitted right in.
Andrew MacKay controls David Cameron.
So what?
Cameron will not go against Kirkbride. She has already arrogantly announced that she will be the candidate again, that she will have an important job given to her, that Andrew MacKay will go to the Lords, and that Cameron will do exactly what MacKay tells him. If Cameron persists in this support for Julie Kirkbride it could cost him the election. We Bromsgrove electors will not support Kirkbride at any cost, and it will be a high profile campaign very damaging to the Conservatives nationally. I speak as a Tory but I will never vote for this wrteched scheming Kirkbride woman.
I am no fan of Brown, but I will definitely be voting for the little shite at the next election.
So will many. Cameron is unrepresentative and completely out of touch with reality. Look at his association with Andrew MacKay and Julie Kirkbride for example. He just does not understand how normal people regard characters such as this.
You lefty thickos obviously need to be reminded every 5 minutes.
CON 39%(38)
LAB 22%(25 24)
LD 21%(20)
OTHERS 18% (18)
I am not a leftie or a thickie – you need to be both of those things to support Kirkbride. And the poll lead is predictably declining. Watch it plummet when the Kirkbride campaign gets under way.
Absolutely right anonymous. The Kirkbride profile will undermine the Tories nationally, whatever spin they chose to put on it.
Boneo get real Others and Liberals vastly overestimated Labour underestimated by about 8 points.Mathematically speaking that is a more realistic poll.
I could not vote for Brown. I could not vote for Cameron. I could not vote for Clegg. I would be able to vote for Kirkbride but will not do so in any circumstances whatsoever. Where have all the proper decent Tories gone?
10 Downing Street Yesterday for the unveilling.
Long time passing !
If Kirkbride is a candidate Cameron deserves to lose – and most probably will.
I said, Kirkbride who?
Be assured the average voter, Average Voter, knows exactly who Kirkbride is/
“I am no fan of Brown, but I will definitely be voting for the little shite at the next election.”
YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS??
Why not? At least the Tories will get the message tht we don’t ant New Labour Mk2.
Photo ops at Westminster Abbey Garden of Remembrance.
A shadow chancellor as useless as the current one
Unfaithful women candidates imposed on local parties
Broken ‘cast-iron’ promises
That’s why we ain’t voting for you Dave!
Kirkbride will turn up to the opening of an envelope. I’ve gieven up counting how many times she appears in the Standard and the Advertiser each week.
Its all part of the Kirkbride spin. She cultivates the Standard and bills us all for thousands of pounds worfth of professional photographs taken in wheatfields etc. She has a little coteries of supporters, some funded at public expense through her office, who also perpetrate the spin. She is scheming and shallow and her appeal lies solely to those in one of these two categories.
Spinning through the Standard and Advertiser will intensify once Cameron has clinched the candidature for her.
The parish is smaller than you think. And they do not like scheming dishonest women like Kirkbride.
I got some wine delivered at lunch time and she even turned up for that
Chris Mullins to take chair of Standards committee
I nominate Julie Kirkbride for that.
Don`t be silly stranglehold, David has promised me a far more important job than that.
Will you need any assistants, I know a couple of good ones.
What a lovely pair.
Lovely is not the word I would chose.
Somebody has got to polish No 10’s door knob.
I`ve already said, don`t be silly. I am far too important for that and David has promised Andrew that he will give me a job commensurate with my status amd national importance/
Oi Kirkbride! You’re not worthy to lick dung off my boots!
p.s. you owe me and my fellow constituents a load of money for the home improvement loan. pay up or I send the boys round, ok?
Kirkbride owes you more than just home improvement money – just look at the other parliamentary expenses and where they went to – office, car milegae, petty cash, etc etc etc
Boss, you really need to do more homework. Find out (by asking) why the Standard is so one-sided, where all the MacKay/Kirkbride expenses have actually gone to all these years, the role of and payments to the Dent family, the role of and payments to Ian Kirkbride and his companies, and so on. There is much more to uncover on this nasty scheming woman. Get a local investigating committee on the job to find out.
A hung parliament is a disaster. The Lib Dems are incapable of make a decision. The result would be that the debts would carry on mounting up, causing more problems.
As for cutting the deficit. Just shows what fuckers they are and how crap the education system is. Too many people equate deficit with debt
A hung Parliament would result in an almost immediate gilt buyers strike and the collapse of sterling. Economic disaster on a scale worse than the thirties.
We just hit reality a bit earlier then.
For the benefit of the educationally retarded and the NewLiebour Cheerleading Squad (Yes Master Baited-Hook-Line-And-Sinker, this means you) perhaps I can be of assistance.
My dear retards and cheerleaders, debt is the amont of money that you owe, deficit is the amount that the debt increases.
Reduce the deficit = debt still getting bigger but at a lesser rate.
Be prepared to be royally shafted when it’s payback time. Move along, nothing to see here but economic carnage.
Debt =deferred taxation.
QE= £200 billion printed to stay in recession. This is debt we have printed ourselves to reduce future debt according to your argument.
Deferring the pain= fucking cowardly
Master Baiter = intellectual bankruptcy
Face it Baiter, you are devoid of constructive ideas and focus on explaining away your leader’s errors with what ifs and might have beens.
MB is a Tory troll. There is no other credible explanation.
stimulus?
it is called debt masterbaiter you ignorant c’unt.
and if the vast amounts of money we have already saddled future generations with is not sufficient to provide stimulus then no amount of money will achieve that stimulus.
the only reason you are arguing for more debt to be foisted on the British public is because the banks gobbled up the first lot.
and the reason the banks gobbled up the first lot is because gordon brown and alistair brown gave the money to them without any terms attached.
fucking hell what a total and utter fuck up.
bit like you really masterbaiter.
What ‘fall in demand’ was Brown stimulating back in 2002 – 2007 when he was borrowing 3% of GDP every year in the teeth of IMF and OECD warnings about the levels government deficit?
It is simply untrue tht the IMF backs these levels of borrowing and squandering. Au contraire it is sticking the boot into the Maximum Imbeciles idiot economic policy. It’s just another Labour lie.
no, the point is you are an arsehole.
tell us MB, what do you think of the fact that gordon brown’s government has blocked the implementation of one of the only good directives that ever came out of the EU: to force employers to take on agency workers on full contracts should they need them for more than three months?
employment rights wise gordon brown and peter mandelson are no better than thatcher. they are worse infact because thatcher’s tory party wasn’t created from the labour movement and so workers expected any support from her.
do you think agency workers should receive full contract rights after three months masterbaiter?
MB. The point that your being laughably obtuse in avoiding is that Brown’s approach to every economic scenario is to borrow and squander more money.
The excuses vary but the outcome is the same. And we all know that in a post-apocalyptic world where Brown rigs the 2010 election and ‘wins’ the QE will not stop at 200bn quid a year and nor will the ‘economic stimulation’ peak at the 2009-10 figure.
Brown is now on the same treadmill as Mugabe. Too frightened to tell the truth to his client voters about how he’s fucked the economy. Too frightened to tell ‘em they’re going to have to take a 20% paycut or a 20% cut in headcount. So he’s taking the cowards way out and he’s just going to borrow and print us into the stone age.
On the upside he’ll meet his Kyoto commitments because we won’t even be able to afford fuel to keep warm let alone have any industry left.
Barriers to unemployment are barriers to employment.
Just like the minimum wage compels some to unemployment, so does extra entitlements from employment.
workers need to be protected from c’unts like you.
A hung Parliament would be the final end of England. Clegg and whichever dipshit was running Labour at the time would get together and force radical constitutional change and a change to the voting system on the country. That would ensure continuous, wishy washy left of centre government for ever more. The country would be finished (if it isn’t already).
yep all members of parliment should be hung
Surely the word is “Hanged”?
Hanged Parliament, much more of a ring to it – 646 lamp posts and a mile of piano wire please!
I prefer “hung” – as in game left to dangle for several days.
Me and my mates agree. Lunch is better fairly fresh, but a bit of hanging for a couple of days tenderises nicely.
All over your leg come the next election wank boy.
surely, they are only ‘hanged’ when the deed is done? as in ‘I’ve hanged the bloody lot of ‘em guvnor, anfink else I can do…?’
People are hanged, meat is hung, a parliament can be hung and its current members should be hanged.
Got it?
Instead of splitting hairs about English, How about NukedFromOrbit ?
Give him a break. He is in his dotage you know.
In Walmington-on-Sea a bank is missing it’s manager
He’s hiding in the wardrobe(for those old enough to remember the Bankers Association Ad in the 70’s)
Missing its cleaner, more like
…but it’s certainly not missing its apostrophe!
CON 39%(38)
LAB 22%(25 24)
LD 21%(20)
OTHERS 18% (18)
I thought Nu-Labor “private” polling had them ahead?!?
Just day to day Westminster is better viewing than the thick of it, where`s MB? on lunch or attending a Fabian briefing?
That latest poll showing a Tory lead of 17% hasn’t been mentioned once on BBC or Sky News yet although they reported continually on the rogue Mori poll that showed the gap supposedly closing.
Not as weak as 22%. LOL
22% is so weak.
Just for MBs sake what’s that in electoral Majority terms?
How many MPs do Labour lose?
Not nearly enough. While Labour retains a single MP it is an abomination after their utterly incompetent destruction of the economy.
Is that your prediction of the inflation rate next year. Isn’t it?
hi Sarge
Just finishing off a particulary good wank.
You naughty bugger you MB :)
It wont get a mention on Pravda bar the “Client State” most people see through it
Yeuch. Anybody got any Persil?
Um bongo Um bongo !!
Remind me to de-select ‘webcam’ next time I read one of your posts MB
MB has to sign on Tuesdays.
If only the “OTHERS” party would try harder. They appear to be in fourth place at the moment, wouldn’t it be lovely if they could leapfrog the Liberal Demoprats and NewLier!
I’m going to vote for the OTHERS at the next general election.
I always laugh at people spouting percentages.
39% of 100% is not 39% of the population.
39% of “something unknown” that could be as little as 10% of the population or much less.
39% of 10% ain’t much!
To know a true percentage you have to know of “what”
Otherwise is just useless.
A rubbish poll for a betting company. Angus Reid has only been polling since October for this company.It is a Tory leaning polling organisation,foreign,not British. Others and Liberals grossly overestimated .Labour underestimated by about 8 points. Check it out yourself.
Sir Fred “The Shred” and Sir Mick “The Thick”.Brown’s Britain personified and honoured.
I had that one up on my blog hours ago, but not with your super graphics
There’s no stopping me now,I’m on a roll
My new book is entitled
Slash ‘n’ burn – or How to recognise the symptoms of thrush.
Dodgy cash and lots of Bum
By Peter Mandelson
Courage
By Grodon “Bottler” Brown.
“Property Development and Personal Finance” by G. Hoon.
Ainsworth, B. (2009) “Eats, Shoots & Dies”, Journal of Strategic Studies
“How to fiddle the system” co-written by 646 authors
Is the man a complete idiot? Anyone vaguely numerate knows that a single poll can be wildly inaccurate. The real Tory Lead is about 13-14% and indeed the latest poll shows 17%, which is (almost) as inaccurate as the rogue Ipsos/Mori that White quotes showing 6.
“…..Is the man a complete idiot?….”
Yes
Plus, he’s not all there.
Of course he’s not a complete idiot – there are still some bits missing.
He was on Daily Politics snapping at Claire Short and “Brillo”. However this talk of a “hung parliament” on the strength of the Observer poll is all very well but the BBC haven’t mentioned the poll here from Angus Reid yesterday showing tory lead of 17 points which gives Conservative overall maj of 96 but of course that’s not what the chattering classes such as MW are fantasising over nor does it suit the BBC agenda
http://ukpollingreport.co.uk/blog/archives/2355
Labour and the BBC are attempting a media blitz on the basis of this one rogue Mori poll to try to change public perception of each party’s popularity.
Labour did the same with their media blitz last week to portray Brown as the victim in his dispute with the mother of a dead soldier.
I was aware of it before this all blew up MB. The Maximum Imbecile had taken to writing these letters in the hope that news of this would ‘leak’ thus showing what a ‘caring’ and ‘thoughtful’ person he was.
When none of the relatives did ‘leak’ the fact they were getting ’spontaneous’ hand-written letters – possibly because they couldn’t read what had been written or his signature he decided to ‘leak’ the information himself.
So unlike Gordon to blow his own trumpet eh? No precedent for that at all.
It wouldn’t surprise me if it was Brown ‘leaking’ his own ’spontaneous’ letter writing in an effort to promote what a caring, spontaneous kinda guy he is that prompted Mrs Janes to blow her stack and go to The Sun.
22%? It’s really not very good is it? It’s only 1% more than the Liberals. If enough folk get to hear about that they might switch to the Liberals. After all where would any left-wing voter want to defect to rather than be associated with an economic clusterfucker like the incompetent Brown and his incompetent Labour party?
I am a cock.
You Tory Twat so predictable .How much do they pay you to spout twaddle every day?
Bollocks!!
Do stay on here after next May so we can laugh at you even more than we do now.
I thought we were stuck with the Maximum Imbecile until June. You’re telling me I was factoring in an extra month of economic imbecility unnecessarily?
Fan-fucking-tastic. It’s like getting a bonus cheque in the post that you’d somehow forgotten. Like the shares I ‘discovered’ down the back of the cyber sofa a few days ago.
Just sold the fuckers. Tahiti here we come.
Looks like May 6th is the favourite date, that’s already the date of the local elections and it would look really bad if Liebour lost all their councillors in the middle of the GE campaign.
Another outside bet is March 4th – this has the advantage (for the Government) that Darling wouldn’t have to provide the Budget with some truely horrible figures in it, and the advantage (for us) of having the shits out 5 weeks earlier than expected!!
According to Wiki the last election was on 5th May 2005. Do we really want to wait even an extra day longer than necessary to be rid of these incompetent jackasses? Surely the general election should be the Thursday before the council elections?
Is it even legal to go even a single day over the five year term?
On one hand I can see the argument for saving money combining the two elections. On the other hand every single day of this jackasses reign of idiocy adds another 500,000,000 quid to the national debt. It’s got to be cheaper to hold an election on 4th or 5th May than wait until 6th just ‘cos it’s ‘convenient’.
Better still, hold it the Thursday before and save a cool 3 or 4bn quid.
Yeah that was a real turning point Master Wanker.
Latest poll reminder. no 42
CON 39%(38)
LAB 22%(25 24)
LD 21%(20)
OTHERS 18% (18)
Look at the latest Scottish poll ,out today and wipe that smirk off your face.
Scribblegate?
Don’t make me laugh.
If my business gets a mailshot letter and there is a single mistake it goes in the bin.
To make it worse he calls late on a Sunday evening to try and stop the story going further, but only makes it worse.
Then the spin machine goes into overdrive and briefs everyone that he is a caring man and she is wrong, wrong on the letter, wrong on the phone call and wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. It is all her fault. Nothing to do with me.
Idiots like you believe in this crap.
Oh do fuck off. He doesnt do it out of choice, it is established protocol. Its meant to be him or Helicopter Bob, thats the procedure. Its meant to be written by the secretariat, then signed by either him or Bob.
funny though if the c’unt is nearly blind how he never seems to have any fucking trouble reading any speech he’s giving, does he? And that’ll be in what – 14-16 point Times New Roman?
That sound like someone who’se nearly blind, does it?
Fuck off and try harder, cu’ntybollocks.
75% Blind?
I’d say he was 100% blind.
100% blind to reason
100% blind to reality
100% blind to economics
I am still a cock.
If he’s that blind you’d expect him to get stronger lenses for his glasses…hang on a minute
Is that a result of your private poll?
This “Brown being nearly blind” thing – whilst a sensitive issue, seems like a bit of a farce. Every shot I see of Brown he’s usually trotting up some steps with that awful smirk on his face with NO apparent eyesight problem, no dog or white stick, no assistance even…..
Some say that Obama was made prez because anyone who criticised the government could be called a racist – a similar scenario might be being used around Brown’s eyesite imo.
Michael White is a professional shill for the Labour Party, that’s why the BBC are always inviting the likes of him and Toilets Maguire onto their politics shows.
Poor old Toenails Robinson, Marr, and every BBC newsroom, obviously need help getting the message out.
You mean they’re all suffering from constipation ?
“Michael White is a professional shill for the Labour Party”
Oi you That’s MY JOB
Anyone hear McShane on Newsnight say that Kaminsky and co. should be disowned by the Tories because they are climate change deniers?
The man is a fucking Nazi.
He’s not a Nazi. He’s just another Labour imbecile. They appear to have an inexhaustible supply of total arseholes.
macshane was foreign secretary during a period when war crimes were executed by the new labour war party therefore macshane is not a nazi or an imbecile but he is a war criminal.
and he should hang for his crimes.
she doesn’t want to talk about the new labour war party’s war crimes, does she?
I would say that killing a million innocent Iraqi civilians and displacing another 2-4million Iraqis could be considered a very racist and illegal thing to do.
Well tat if there was any sense at all to having the war then I wouldn’t be losing too much sleep over enemy combatants and ‘collateral damage’. However, since there was never the slightest justification for war outside the completely manufactured ‘evidence’ engineered by one A. Blair and an utterly risible presentation to the UN by General Colin Powell then on this occasion I would have to agree that a war-crimes commision is in order.
There was a Panorama on Monday about the legal concept of ‘joint enterprise’ whereby ‘innocent’ bystanders to a stabbing could find themselves convicted of murder just as surely as if they’d held the knife themselves.
I’d say there was good precedent for convicting the entire Blair cabinet that went along with his insane quest for a ‘Flaklands’ of his very own.
Do you mean Kaminsky is a nazi?Boneo
And McShane, he made a right twat of himself last night with Paxo up against Hannan…
Mcshane & White
Still O/T but of massive importance. I have just emailed my MP Mark Hunter ( Lib) Cheadle, the following:-
Hello,
Could you please tell me and perhaps other constituents ( via your website), what you believe to be the truth about AGW and what scientific papers you read to help you arrive at your opinion?
Just copy and paste and send to your MP you can find tyhe email address by using the Democracy link on BBc News Homepage
Denying global warming is tantamount to denying the holocaust therefore denying global warming is anti-semitic.,
You have been warned.
The Yids have started the wolrds largest CO2 harvesting factory
It’s called “Agriculture”.
First it was the banks
then the west bank, then the oranges(Jaffa cakes are a J oo invention)
You cant trust the fuckers
More like Guerrilla gardening
I have written to the FOI office at the University of East Anglia asking what they intend to do regarding Prof Jones’ admitted breach of FOI law – not rules, law – CCing the information commissioner.
I’d suggest others do likewise.
Don’t cost nuffin and it will make the fuckers squirm.
Newsnight was most helpful last night. Get a dozen white stones and a dozen black stones and mix them up on a beach. Throw away the white sones which leaves only black stones………Hey presto Global Warming. Simps.
I posted this yesterday after seeing Newsnight:
University of East Anglia professor said “trick” and “hide” were just words we used because we are not very good at English, however we are experts on man made climate warming and get loads of luvvly Government grants to make Models with… Airfix?.
One scam after another.
@anon, saw that one as well, unbelievably cbbs stuff, thought… and what would happen if you threw all the white stones away instead?, that would be a completely different computer climate ‘model’, spare us the snake oil sellers.
was the other way around I think Black/white, but simples! all the same.
“Mandarins” at Chilcot Enquiry ‘fess up – Regime change – “It started in America” I wondered where Brown got that line from
The trouble with Sir Michael White is that he thinks that he’s intellectually superior to the rest of us.
He’d rather tread in a runny dog turd than consider for a mere nanosecond that we might be capable of initiating a single intelligent thought.
It was a joy to watch his moustache whiffle… Brillo left the key questions till late on in the interview… to make him sweat a bit, I guess. Very crabby and shifty he was about it… It was of course, so he said, that in those very few hours he had rung up lots of key people, and got more vital and fresher inside information… etc etc… Harrrummmph! Never seen his cross-legged presence look so uncomfortable…
It’s always fun throwing old quotes at people. Who said this about whom in July?
“Having met him I can say he is someone made of the right stuff with a moral compass”
It’s where he keeps his moral compass that I’m worried about.
The ‘right stuff’ must have fucked up the polarity on his ‘moral compass’ then.
Assuming it was something somebody said about the Maximum Imbecile.
It was Guido on Galley. Before sacking him obviously.
Michael White: I’m not a twat
MW: I am a twat
MW: no I’m not
MW: yes I am
MW: no I’m not
MW: yes I am…
What!!! He woke up and stayed awake long enough to write two articles in a row?
Wonder what Polly Twatbee thought?
It’s not in her portfolio to think.
WAAARRR-ERRKK! (scuttle) (fluff) K-KRAAAAWWK!! SHITTYPOLLY! SHITTYPOLLY! (ping) (splash)
Muslim women are the most beautiful in the world.
http://bit.ly/53nrGJ
That probably explains the sheet they all wear over their heads. Maybe there’s a lot more acid attacks walking up and down the the Stratford Road than I’d ever thought to wonder.
Heart breaking isnt it?
Religion of peace my arse
And thats probably all about “Honour”
I have a friend who is a Dr in a Muslim country she tells me some terrible stuff, but what can you expect from a bunch of c unts who follow the teachings of a child raping mass murderer, not that all muzzies would do that kind of thing
I prefer my lamb of God the prince of peace
Agnus Dei
Mint sauce anyone?
Terrorism that’s personal.
http://blogs.tampabay.com/photo/2009/11/terrorism-thats-personal.html
I love the sound of urine in the Morning (or evening)
whatever is best for you
Just give me a tinkle at the Mirror
In other words Mr White hasn’t got a Scooby-Doo.
I can confidently predict that the general election will be won by the party that gains the most seats in the House of Commons, though not necessarily by the one that receives the most votes. On the other hand, people will say that party hasn’t really won unless it gains quite a lot more seats than all the other parties combined, setting up another elective dictatorship.
Which party wins will be decided by people who want little more than something stupid on the telly and a warm lavatory seat. They will pay no attention to, well, anything much unless it can be spent, eaten, drunk, watched or shagged.
That’s fine. the problem is they want someone else to pay for something on the telly, and warming their lav seat.
I tried to watch that interview but when Claire Short appeared I had to switch off . I watch a lot of political TV but there are certain people who I can no longer take even for a minute. Short , Harman , Prescott, McShane , Balls (both of them ) and of course Gordon Brown. I know exactly what they will say on any given subject.
Has Short decided that she did resign on principle or that she stayed on to help out the UN in Iraq.
Its never been very clear if Short was really very principled or actually only about as principled as Flint was when she wasn’t made Foreign secretary or whatever ludicrous demand the over promoted window dresser wanted.
But Clare did say in her resignation speech that Tony Blair was becoming “increasingly obsessed with his place in history”
Call her as a witness.
‘Er, today’s not the day for soundbites but, er, I can feel the hand of history on my shoulder’….
One day you might feel the hand of Plod on your collar.
Ideally shortly before you feel the bag of history over your head and the rope of history around your neck.
From memory, she decided to come over from the dark side and discover her principles, simultaneously with discovering she was yet another over-promoted muppet and about to be fingered as such.
…(calm down Beast, not in that sense.)
So what ??
We’ve got Teresa Mayormaynot
Come on! You left out Phoney Blair from your list.
The polls that suggest the lead is narrowing is coming from the left leaning papers, probably as some sort of response to the Murdoch anti Labour stance.
The articles about a hung parliament are exactly that, articles, and alot more will be written. The only poll that counts is the one that counts. Expect at the next election a minimum 40+ Con majority. Maybe even 90. Nu Labour will realise it has destroyed itself. The next years will see a new party consisting of a Lib – Lab coalition.
I was the first person to call a hung parliament.
top boy speaks and westminster follows.
such is the price of genius.
It may surprise you to hear that I was as delighted as the next man about the 1997 election results.
Which is why after 12 years of lies, betrayal and utterly mind-boggling incompetence I will be even more delighted to see a similar hiding handed out to this Labour party of all the imbeciles.
It beggars belief that a party elected with such a strong economy and such a groundswell of voter goodwill could so comprehensively fuck up the UK’s society, its economy and its future.
But they did just that.
And it is that betrayal that will see them consigned to history. And they should thank their lucky stars that they will likely live to a ripe old age rather than being collectively slaughtered for their crimes against the nation.
And even that outcome (dying of old age) is by no means certain with the coming economic and social breakdown their imbecile policies have bequeathed us.
It’s actually 12 and a HALF years of no Boom, no Bust.
Were facing the biggest crises since 1381 and thats saying something
not as fucking much as a hung parliament is going to hurt the new labour war party you cock.
your party has only itself to blame.
torture and war and occupation are definitely not vote winners.
innit.
Who are you going to vote for then.Not the Tories I assume?
Yep. Tories. The Tories did themselves no favours with their stupid house price boom-bust in the late 80’s early 90’s and for this reason alone I was glad to see the back of ‘em even though I made out like a bandit on the back of it. Stupis way to run an economy you see – base consumer ‘wealth’ on the insanely over-valued price of their shit Barratt box.
But when Labour, after specifically promising in their ‘97 manifesto not to repeat the house price idiocy, then went several iterations further in order to fool the UK voters they’d created a miracle economy I realised what a truly evil bunch of fuckers we’d let loose in the land.
So yes. I’ll be voting Tory if only to get rid of the evil fuckers that have destroyed our economy for a generation and our society possibly for an eternity.
And whats the majority now. The last election showed the real feeling, in the same way the Labour party reduced the Con majority in 1992. The writing is on the wall. And the thing is alot of people are realising the Cons did leave the economy in a good state. I am not rabid anti Labour…but the Labour Party is basically dead. It will not recover fronm this one.
Much of what the labour party stood for has now been enshrined in legislation. Thus the party no longer has a reason to exist against its original remit.
Laugh ?!! We thought we’d never start.
Could be a week’s worth of bilge to cover as many outcomes as possible.
Monday – No hung Parliament.
Tuesday – Hung Parliament.
Wednesday – Conservative majority.
Thursday – Labour majority.
Friday – Military coup.
Saturday – Peaceful revolution.
Sunday – Hanged Parliament.
A week is a long time in politics, so they say.
Try spending a week in the bath!!
And for backup….
Greens having the deciding vote in a hung parliament
UKIP having the deciding vote in a hung parliament
Monster raving loonies having the deciding vote in a hung parliament
No no no we want a HANGED Parliament.
Yea, hang them all, at the Tower.
Anyone got the link to the Brillo .v. Dame Michael bout? It’s not immediately apparent on the web site.
go to the Daily Politics site and watch the hung parliament report. When it’s finished (fast forward – it’s shit) the studio discussion link will be there.
crap way of doing it, but still.
Cheers
Be kind to dear old Michael White.
He was probably right on the Monday and then he became tired and emotional so he then changed his mind. Diddums.
He does write for the Grauniad after all.
“White….He does write for the Grauniad after all”
Exactly, Grauniad has a track record of equivocation and spin.
This is the newspaper remember which used the headline:
“Put a Peg On You Nose and Vote Labour”, courtesy of Pollyanna.
Grauniad thereby backed the Iraq invasion and now claims to be opposed to it.
Hang your head in shame, Guardian!
Woops, sorry, my Grauniad quote should have stated:
“Put a Peg On Your Nose and Vote Labour”
I bet they recycle this for Brown:
“Put a peg on your nose and vote Brown- NOT!”
WHAT HAS THIS ALL TO DO WITH ME
FOR FUCKS SAKE, MY LITTLE PLAYTHINGS
LOOK AT ME AND TALK ABOUT ME
I@M NOT GOING TO LIVE FOR EVER!!!
that is true, you will be dead soon you stupid old c’unt.
good.
That’s a relief!
Just as the man made global warming narrative is outed and busted as a dishonest scam Cameron unveils his new flagship green policies tailor made to fit the faked up AGW evidence now known to be the work of crooked fraudsters.
Its so funny really isnt it? Greenie Dave and his happy band of ecomentalist treehuggers have been blindly following the ‘consensus’ claiming the science is settled and the debate is over and now it turns out that the treehugging ecotories have been following the wrong pied piper, gaily dancing after a bunch of lying cheating fraudsters when they should have been asking the difficult questions and obeying the vast majority of their grassroots who knew all along the AGW narrative was a bag of lies.
I wonder how Cameron feels now, following the alarmist global warming whacko fruitcakes when in fact he should have been a sceptic, however being a sceptic would have taken balls and courage to stand out from the herd and a willingness to bear the smears and attacks of the consensus faking alarmists and if Dave has one good quality, courage aint that quality.
Most right wing people knew the global warming scam was based on lies spread by liars and cheats yet Dave was only too keen to follow the herd and believe whatever the fraudsters told him to believe, from useless windmills built overseas to closing down our industrial base to taxing us into total poverty to enacting draconian laws, Mr courageous Dave was there cheering the ecofanatics from the start!
Well Cameron was wrong to hitch his bandwaggon to the ecowhacko cause and even now he is unveiling his new flagship econutter policies of destruction, if anyone thought Dave would somehow become a right wing free market leader when he walks into No10 hten look at his herd following ecofruitcake policies and weep!
BTW it says much about about the herd following nature of Cameron that he has blindly followed the man made global warming religion, too cowardly and thick to stand out from the crowd, too scared of taking a stand regardless of the attacks the global warming alarmists.
Well now the chickens have come home to roost big time, gullible Dave believed the global warming lies, he took the easy route, he followed the CONsensus and now the AGW house of cards is collapsing he looks like the herd following moron he has proven himself to be.
Real Tories must be really proud of modern Dave, Dave with his finger on the pulse of reality, Dave always ready and willing to stand up for his right wing free market beliefs!
Haahaaa I got Masterbaiter to stick up for Dave! Now I know for sure that Dave aint no conservative.
Master baiter never knowlingly undersold or you money back!
Dear Master Baiter,
Do you remember way back in the olden days when as children we would visit Skegness and see the Punch’N'Judy show? Remember how all the kids were so caught up in the fantasy that they believed that Punch was actually fighting with Judy?
I was the kid who spoilt the show by shouting that beneath the counter and cloak there was just one bloke controlling the two puppets.
Remember Sunday school? We all sat round a god botherer as he explained that Jesus rose from the dead and took a cloud to heaven etc? it all sounded so lovely didnt it?
I was the kid who got thrown out and banned for standing up and telling the other kids that it was all lies and made up fantasy.
Whats the point of my stories? People like you Master Baiter are so gullible that you believe the Punch’N'judy charade in Westminster and the fantasy fairy tales spun to grown up children all too ready to take in the lies.
Open your eyes my friend, the lies and manipulation is happening right now, there are no seperate big three parties anymore, they are all different faces of the same puppet master who hides in the shadows, the politicians you stick up for are pissing themselves laughing at your loyalty, they wouldnt piss on you if you were of fire and they were busting for a pee!
The tragedy is that people like you still believe the charade being played out before your eyes, if and when you find out that you have been lied to all along then you will see behind the curtain.
Too true. Whoever you vote for “the Government get in” and what sinister planet are they from
Hung Parliament? Don’t make me laugh! The whole country are sick to the back teeth of this bl**dy corrupt government.
Any polls suggesting otherwise are plain wrong!
Never underestimate the stupidity of the electorate or the deviousness of those in the media who are campaigning for “The Historic Fourth Victory”. If the lie is big enough ……………….
Aw, come on. The people of UK are not stupid, we can see through prats at 100 paces and we will NEVER elect Brown.
“The people of UK are not stupid…. ” I think I see a flaw in your optimism. Unfortunately only 36% of us need to be to give NuLabour a working majority.
Depressing is it not.
Seconded.
Good Sir Michael needs be taken down a peg or two. Remember his little bust with your fellow blogger Iain Dale after Caroline Flint had resigned and him saying : “It was her time of the month!”. Don’t forget that he once got punched by Alistair Campbell after saying : “Bob, Bob!” after Maxwell’s death as well.
Pompous hoon. I know what to do with him come the revolution…
What other hacks have been punched? I know Clarkson punched Piers morgan once
If you lick human shit for too long does it not pickle the brain? No wonder Brown has a clean arse and Sir Michael is fucking mad.
JULIE KIRKBRIDE RIDES HIGH! What can we do about this evil bitch?
Nothing while Cameron protects her. Kirkbride gets away with it because MacKay controls Cameron.
“All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.”
Good men should act now! There is enough on Kirkbride to get rid of her now even without the new scandals which may emerge. If enough good people make their views known, Kirkbride will have to go – and Cameron will have to accept it.
If this nasty bitch Kirkbride is riding high, the Tories are finished at the next election. Bromsgrove might emerge as the true barometer of public opinion.
Hear Hear. Absolutely right.
Kirkbride should be prosecuted. The Conservatives will then be cleansed.
Without that cleansing their electoral prospects are not as good as they imagine.
You’re insane, please get locked up immediately.
No Doc, you are. How can any normal person perceive Andrew MacKay and Julie Kirkbride are anything but freaks. Only the insane might consider this pair normal. The Tory Party needs cleansing of these freaks.
Doc you must be a freak yourself – are you another friend of Julie Kirkbride or are you simply another victim of her spinning machine.
We should just focus on the central issue – prosecute Julie Kirkbride!
They all need prosecuting the troughing bastards.
The british mother of parliaments is a charter for thieves,vagabonds and rogues to cream off cash belonging to the british people.
I for one will be voting for the unmentional party in trying to stop rip off of the british public.
Maybe people in this country should cotton on to what Cromwell said when he drove out the parliarmentary representatives of this nation.
I think his words were something like whoremasters,a den of thieves,and you should depart immediately from this house ,go ye venal slaves be gone.
What the hell would Cromwell think now upon this house of liebour marxist apologists.
I would expect the gallows awaits you.
Sir Michael White is a dinosaur.
The only answer is a systematic purge of Marxist ideology in Universities. There needs to be an Act of Parliament that prohibits public money promoting “life style choices” including the choice to live at the expense of people who work for a living, while bossing them about.
The State needs only to protect the rule of law at home and abroad and ensure sound money. Everything else that it attempts to do is bungling theft.
My theme song for the election : Malcolm in the Middle’s “You’re not the boss of me now and you’re not so big”
As an apologist for the labour Party, Michael White often talks a load of cr@p.
On his CIF picture he looks like he’s deperately in need of a laxative.