November 23rd, 2009

+++ Met Sends Four Expenses Files to CPS +++


Chaytor and Devine say they haven’t been contacted by the CPS. Which doesn’t really mean much…


525 Comments

  1. 1
    Steve Expat says:

    Woo Hoo. Are we finally going to see piggies in jail??

    • 2
      jgm2 says:

      No. But I expect some Nu Lab apologist along any second to blame the Tories for the utterly fucked state of the UK’s finances.

      • 8
        Steve Expat says:

        Hopefully Moran and Morely are among the four – couldn’t happen to nicer people!

        Fingers crossed the Liebour apologists who can’t do maths or economics will stay on the other thread – but Broon and Darling can’t do maths or economics either!!

        • 16
          jgm2 says:

          It’s Labour’s fault. They fucked the economy. They hired one milllion bedwetters, boxtickers and bastards and borrowed 35bn quid a year since 2002 just to pay ‘em.

          We’re fucked.

        • 513
          ALEX the SALMON MP says:

          Darling said public borrowing would be 6/7 billion for October and that the public debt would reach 125 billion by the end of the year
          it was in fact 11 billion for october and the experts say the public debt will grow to a staggering 220 billion by the end of the year ! Another clue less C*nt of a chancellor !

      • 11
        Labourbot says:

        it’s the Tories fault!

        Labourbot.exe has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down

      • 67

        Four parliamentarians could face jail terms of up to ten years if found guilty of fiddling their expenses after a file on their alleged frauds was sent to the Crown Prosecution Service by Scotland Yard.

        • 116
          Dick the Prick says:

          NNNNNNNOOOOOOOooooooo – err…whoops – Yes!!!

        • 425
          thick as thieves says:

          FOUR? FOUR? FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING BASTARDS!
          THE POLICE MUST BE CORRUPT IF THEY HAVE ONLY NICKED FOUR!
          INNIT.

          • Number 6 says:

            You look like a suicide bomber to me, sunshine. Now be quiet or we will accidently empty our magnum 45s into your head. We will apologise to your family later so everything will be alright.

      • 223
        Gordons favourite Butt Plug says:

        Their apology will be declined politely.

      • 312
        Floater says:

        Today The IMF bigwig,speaking at the CBI conference praised Gordon Brown for the way he has handled the economic crisis.Brown also received an International award today.He sounded so much better than Clegg and Cameron.

    • 6
      Sukyspook says:

      Only four???

      Expect all of them to be thrown out. I will bake a hat-cake in case I have to eat it.

      • 31
        Collector of Traditions says:

        More details on Hat-Cake please Suky, just in case one is required

        • 47
          Beezley says:

          I had one after Sunday lunch, a chapgateau, and very tasty it was too.

          4 down, 642 to go; then we start on the Lords.

        • 113
          Sukyspook says:

          If any of them are put forward as a bone-fide case I’ll make a video and slap it on youtube of how to make an edible hat.

          • sinosimon says:

            that would be very feztive………….if the cake is dessert perhaps you could make make a homburger for the main?

            and some strawberets would be nice, washed down with a charbonnet………

            its ok…..i’ll get me coat……

          • Maths Bloke says:

            Mathematically speaking it is more probable that they will be Labour because there are far more Labour MP’s than Conservatives.Also the Tories are richer and don’t need extra dosh.Their ancesters have already fiddled money from us all over centuries of taxing and tax dodging.

          • Tradition begins says:

            Thank you

          • 3 liebour and the token Tory are in the mix. The liebour HoL defendants will get off on technicalities, the remaining liebour MPs will get off on technicalities, the the Tory will go down for 10 years.

            You heard it here first.

      • 77
        loftus road says:

        I agree – there should be more than 4 of the slimy, thieving bastards up on a charge. Remember that the CPS may decide to drop the ‘alleged offences’ anyway…

      • 365

        That’s what I thought: Only four?

      • 523
        Alan says:

        Me too

    • 7
      Agent 99 says:

      Doubt it they are Labour I believe so they will just send em back with no case to answer or insufficient eveidence to secure a conviction etc. Now had they been Tory well who knows but we can all guess.

      • 15
        Anonymous says:

        I suspect that the lawyers will say you can’t find an unbiased jury. After all the jury members will be the victims.

        A bit like someone whose murdered their parents asking for understanding because they are an orphan!

        Nick

        • 59
          john in cheshire says:

          In the case of socialists – keep trying them till you get the right answer.

          • jgm2 says:

            Quite so. That silly old double jeopardy rule that Jack Straw got rid of will come in real handy. Along with his detention without charge initiative. And, under the Damien Green precedent where any leaking of embarrasing government facts could be misrepresented to the police, the media, the Speaker and the Sargent-at-Arms as leaking national secrets then I’d say we can easily present this as treason against the people and keep these fuckers locked up indefinitely while we try, retry and retry the fuckers until we get the ‘right’ answer.

            After all it’s what Jack Straw had in mind all along.

          • Stats r not my forte says:

            The only thing that oily Jack Straw has in his mind is how to do the best for himself.

          • Maths Bloke says:

            jgm2 sod off you tedious one sided boring person.

          • Dunce says:

            I hated Maths at school, and still do

      • 234
        Sukyspook says:

        I was struggling to think of a beer-hat Sinosimon…..and couldn’t.
        How long did it take you to come up with skol cap lololol – BE HONEST, ya know – it’s called ‘telling the truth’ which today’s polly tishans know nowt about.

        • 298
          sinosimon says:

          i’m sat in an orthodox jewish pub, so it was a matter of moments…………

          • sinosimon says:

            which is why i didn’t suggest a pork pie hat……..

          • Sukyspook says:

            “i’m sat in an orthodox jewish pub, so it was a matter of moments…………”

            Orthodox Jewish pub??? I need to convert to Judaism immediately!

            “which is why i didn’t suggest a pork pie hat……..”

            Oi Vay! (no offence) – actually – I wouldn’t have to do much to create a pork-pie-hat cake – just make a brim!! SIMPLES!

            Is the Pope Jewish too then? cos he also wears a Yamulka…

          • sinosimon says:

            as he was in the hitler youth i’d be quite surprised if his holiness is of the chosen, and when the pope wears a zuchetto( i’m not sure that isn’t italian for small courgette……..) ……so for him you could make a pontiffract cake…..

          • Sukyspook says:

            “so for him you could make a pontiffract cake…..” lolololol rofl lmao!

            It would need to be a Pontiffract Maximus lol.

            I think the ’small courgette’ is a zucchini – but who am I to argue with God’s right hand man on Earth – Papa Razzi I mean – not your eminent self lol.

          • barefootcontessa says:

            Sukysp,……. are you like the French?……. obsessed by food?

    • 9
      Katie says:

      Well, I suppose if any of them are Tories then yes there could be prison sentences. It won’t, of course, be ‘in the public interest’ to prosecute the Labour MPs if, for some subversive reason, those files hadn’t been mislaid before the stack went to the CPS.

      • 19
        Labourbot says:

        Labour are innocent
        Tories are guilty#0000067

        REBOOT

        • 50
          Beezley says:

          Windows had undergone a terminal error and has shut down.

          Scandisk will run automatically next time you turn your computer on.

          • 13eastie (164 Days: Bye-bye, Gordon) says:

            Labour.exe does not run on Windows.

            It runs on Glasshouse (Banana Republic Version).

      • 455
        Sick of the greed(and lies) says:

        Katie. I think you might mean that the paperwork is shredded due to it no longer being required. A bit like all of the paperwork on the decision to invade Iraq that was shredded when St. Tony left Downing Street.
        Yet another pointless inquiry that will help no-one but the laywers. I forget how many zeros have been added to the £’s for the Bloody Sunday inquiry. Who has gained from that inquiry? oh yes, the lawyers…

    • 28
      Ig Noramus says:

      does this mean 4 bye elections?

      • 42
        Anonymous says:

        Bye bye as they go into prison elections I hope.

      • 161
        Fact Checking department says:

        No.

        At least one of the four is a Lord, not an MP. Also, the MP’s could leave at the election (and get another 6 months salary and exes – so that’s what they’ll try and do)

    • 36
      I feel that there will never be justice. says:

      4 only 4

      THIS IS SCANDALOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 288
      Anonymous says:

      “Woo Hoo. Are we finally going to see piggies in jail?”

      No you aint. It will be the standard stitch-up, and all the crims will let themselves off. As usual.

      • 350
        English Viking says:

        The last Labour Lord to go to court did 16 days in clink, and that was for killing someone with his outrageous driving. Don’t hold your breath that any of these tarts will get more than a 50 quid fine.

    • 292
      Andrew Shackell says:

      The guy on the bottom right looks like Jeremy Paxman in a fat suit

      • 319
        Sukyspook says:

        “The guy on the bottom right looks like Jeremy Paxman in a fat suit”

        - nooooooooooooooooooo!!! Paxo is the only bit of ‘thinking woman’s crumpet’ left on the planet! (present company excepted of course).

        • 352
          English Viking says:

          I’m VERY disappointed in you, Sukyspook! He’s a tart.

          • Sukyspook says:

            Yes but he’s a smart tart…..or better still maybe a bakewell tart – yummy! <:o)

            (and not one of those flabby 'real' Bakewell tarts, the kind with icing and a cherry on top. As my bro once said: "Mr Kipling makes an exceedingly lot of money" lol.

        • 378
          barefootcontessa says:

          Think so?

      • 413
        Jeffery Archer says:

        What, like Paxo with a garage airline inserted up his rectum?

    • 336
      Anonymous says:

      http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/lawandorder/6638287/Police-using-300-year-old-law-to-target-gang-violence.html

      People who stand by and watch are guilty too. At last there is an offence to do the lot of them.

      Those that stole money and those who let them. There are only two types of MPs.

      • 363
        Jock Mac Scrottum says:

        Sequestration all round and castration for the bucks doesn’t help with this lot but it might not be too late to stop them breeding!
        Old Burdizzo knew a thing or two.

      • 484
        Nick says:

        Not good. That means that anyone in proximity of a crime can be charged with the offense, even if CCTV showed that they were not the lawbreaker! The article focusses on violent crimes, but I wonder how long it will be before it’s applied to other offenses.

    • 357
      Anonymous says:

      Lock them all up. But what has happened to Bill Wiggin, who claimed £11k for a mortgage after switching his 2nd home designation to a property without a mortgage. He seems to have slipped under the radar.

      • 368
        Anonymous says:

        And Michael Fallon who half-inched £8k by claiming capital repayment as well as interest on his mortgage.

    • 525
      50% Expat says:

      So, 10 years on will we be seeing “Pantomime” Dame Helena Kenndy or Michael Mansfield QC campaigning for freedom for the Westminster 4?

      I hope not.

  2. 3
    Tom FD says:

    Only four?!!?!

    • 213
      13eastie (164 Days: Bye-bye, Gordon) says:

      FFS there’s no pleasing some people…

      Have you forgotten who ran the investigation?

      This is the police we’re talking about.

      That even a single crime has been ‘detected’ without an innocent member of the public being fingered on the basis of CCTV ‘evidence’ should astonish us all.

  3. 4
    Objet petit a says:

    Where’s the rest?

  4. 5
    Throbber says:

    Only four?????
    For fucks sake, that is pathetic. There should be loads more.

  5. 13
    McGroom says:

    Glad to see Scotland Yard has shown that they have not entirely been subjugated to the whims of Harriet Harman and Jack Straw (ala Damian Green).

    Now we have to see whether the CPS is fit for purpose as well.

    WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS A GOOD START

    …I still think it unlikley that an MP will be put behind bars like a “normal” person would for commiting this scale of fraud.

    • 27
      backwoodsman says:

      Damian Green is probably one of the four – just to add a little balance , you understand ( not to mention , putting the frighteners on the Tories, so they don’t persue their novel idea of actually making labour aparachiks like orde provide the public with the police service they want!)

      • 71
        McGroom says:

        Talking of Labour aparachiks

        I wonder if anyone in the civil service would dare to check the expenses of champagne socialist bunker spin meisters like Michael Dugher, John Woodcock, Michael Ellam, Simon Lewis, Balshan Izzet and Ian Bundred.

        I can imagine a few Laurent Perrier Rose’s and working lunches at Scott’s being funded by taxpayers.

        Boris Johnson’s former deputy Ian Clement got a 12-week jail term, suspended for 18 months for spending £156.70 on his girlfriend.

        I wonder if that lot would bear the same scruntiny

      • 444
        Anonymous says:

        Damien Green was on The Wright Stuff this am, the first time I haven’t turned the programme off. He made quite a change from the usual gobby shitholes that infest that particular show.

        Yes I mean you Matthew Wright!

  6. 14
    A Firm Pair Of Breasts says:

    They’ll apply for legal aid and get it.

  7. 17
    Steve Expat says:

    BBC now saying that the four include both MPs and Peers – Uddin in jail as well, or do we just deport her?

    • 30
      P1 says:

      How can it be only 4?

    • 226
      13eastie (164 Days: Bye-bye, Gordon) says:

      From the ZaNuSpeak Dictionary:

      Deport [dɪˈpɔːt] v. trans. To provide with free air travel and education grant for temporary retraining in native country.

      From the 13eastieSpeak Dictionary:

      Deport [dɪˈpɔːt] v. trans. To project (most commonly by means of a siege engine) from a coastal elevation (most commonly Beach Head).

    • 438
      Baronness Houdini says:

      RACIST !!

  8. 18
    Band Wagon says:

    Free The Expenses 4

  9. 22
    Judge Beak says:

    pass me that black cap will you…

  10. 23
    nobody expects the spanish inquisition says:

    from the dwp web site

    Benefit Thieves

    It’s not if we catch you, it’s when

    Deliberately withholding information that affects your claim is stealing. That’s why we are targeting benefit thieves!

    The Department for Work and Pensions (DWP) takes benefit theft very seriously. Although the vast majority of people who claim benefits are honest, those who steal benefits are picking the pockets of law-abiding taxpayers. In 2008-09 benefit thieves stole an estimated £900 million from public funds, that’s why we are determined to catch them.
    And they thought they wouldn’t be caught

    Last year, we caught 56,493 benefit thieves – 232 every day:

    * with over 677 calls a day to our hotline
    * with over 476 benefit thieves reported online every day
    * by cross-checking the bank accounts of benefit thieves
    * with hidden cameras and mobile surveillance
    * with every means at our disposal.

    so its one law for mps and lords………
    another for the proles.

    shame they dont chase these fuckers with the same gusto!

    • 115
      Anonymous says:

      Perhaps we should phone the same hotline and report all the troughers

    • 141
      Jolyon Wagg says:

      I can’t tell you how annoyed it makes me to hear their (DWP benefit thieves) radio adverts when we have the farce going on around us at Westminster.

      Absolutely no honour whatsover with this risible bunch of MP’s.

      I hear the one about so woman who ‘got caught’ and you could virtually interchange everything the ‘prole’ says for Jackboots and it would be no different.

      Shameful.

  11. 24
    Government Aide (Bridges) says:

    We are just announcing emergency measures in the light of the floods in Cumbria.

    From 6 o’clock this evening the Tyne Bridge, the Rucorn Bridge and the Menai Straights Bridge are all to be closed. This is because of the close proximity to Cumbria. We may have to take further emergency measures to ensure the safety of all civilians and we will let you know of any changes

    • 37
      Look ! Over THERE,not HERE! says:

      This will also allow for total

      red herrings

      and

      flying pigs

      to be activated over the coming months of difficult challenges for the hard working members of the Labour Government – thus distracting We,The People from the corruption and sheer fraudulent activities of aforesaid govt.

    • 51
      Haut représentant d'UE (Ponts,Autoroutes, Chemin de Fer, Aeroports et Autobus)) says:

      Excusez-moi ! Mais ceci n’est pas autorisé. Vous devez téléphoner au département pour le Manche dans Brussels – Room 60. Merci de votre coopération

      • 68
        john in cheshire says:

        Please try to be authentic. The word is Bruxelles.

      • 149
        David Miliband says:

        Sorry, don’t do foreign.

        • 217
          Lizzie says:

          Millibands voted as sexy in women’s poll in a Sunday paper.

          • Sukyspook says:

            Was it the funded by the RNIB magazine Lizzie?? (no offence intended).

            Can’t possibly ’see’ anyone with full faculties thinking such a thing about those two evil globalist dweebs.

          • Rose says:

            No apparently they are both tall and have sexy voices and good skin.I read the same thing.Cameron did not get a mention.I wonder why?Some people quite like him although mumsnet were not too keen.

          • barefootcontessa says:

            Male politicians particularly the millibands could never be sexually attractive! Women probably go for the ‘power’ attraction, men themselves know that power acts as an aphrodisiac, that’s why men want power!

          • Ped says:

            this site is turning into Mumsnet.com ffs!

      • 375
        barefootcontessa says:

        C’est la vie!

  12. 25
    Labourbot says:

    Gordon is helping hard-working families through these difficult economic times.

    Not flash, just Gordon. 000#RUNTIME ERROR

  13. 33
    The PM shouldn't be disturbed but this cunt is says:

    Butter up those buttocks Moreely, you fat fuck

  14. 34
    Obama is a twat says:

    Four Liebour MPs no doubt. The BBC will “forget” that little issue and concentrate on those Tory bastards with their moats and duck houses.

    • 156

      They are on the list of the BBC hated groups.

      Tories
      Israelis
      BNP
      UKIP
      Bishops
      Climate change skeptics
      4X4 drivers
      Capitalists
      Bankers
      and
      hetrosexuals

      Labour have the same list, only without the bankers on it.

      • 216
        Obama is a twat says:

        You missed off those that hate Cocaine and legalising drugs.

        Oh and those who oppose the age of consent for buggery being reduced to 13.

  15. 35
    Payout time says:

    Can anyone name an MP/Lord who actually had to be reimbursed,having under-charged for legitimate expenses?

    Hmmm – I am surprised!

    NOT

  16. 38
    Detention without trial. says:

    Guilty as charged. Don`t bother with a trial just Lock them up.

    But why only 4? 4 hundred would be more like justice and very lenient justice at that.

    • 53
      jgm2 says:

      Only the Labour ones. 40 days incommunicado without charge. Just to teach ‘em a lesson about the importance of Habeas Corpus. After all, if they were out in the community they’d only be claiming some more expenses.

    • 54
      Met Office (political unit) says:

      Complex cases like this need to be carefully checked out. Why not lock up the suspects for a minimum of, say, 42 days while the CPS do their homework?

  17. 39
    VEDETTE says:

    NOT ONE OF THEM WILL FACE PROSECUTION LET ALONE IMPRISONMENT, THEIR DEFENCE WILL BE ” I ACTED ENTIRLY WITHIN THE RULES PERTAINING AT THAT TIME”

    • 57
      Fiat justitia ruat caelum says:

      Mmm – so claiming for a non-existent mortgage is within the rules ? And there’s me thinking it was fraud. Silly me !

    • 70
      The Master says:

      Morley’s mortgage claim was fraud as he did not have a mortgage!

      • 94
        Gordons favourite Butt Plug says:

        At least he had a property. Makes it all OK

        • 109
          Chico says:

          Which he can sell at a profit. I can sell my house at a profit but I had to pay the interest myself.

          Yes, yes I know I had tax relief but tax relief isn’t really tax relief it is only a case of not taking as much off you as they usually do. These troughers had ALL of their interest paid!

          After me every one,

          “The workers’ flag is deepest red………………………..”

      • 152
        Call Me Dave says:

        Siily man, all he had to do was call up the bank and set up a mortgage he didn’t need, preferably of the exact size that would allow him to maximise his claim. Worked for me.

      • 380
        Anonymous says:

        Same applies to Bill Wiggin. Why is he not on the list?

  18. 41
    el Presidente designate says:

    Fork Unts

  19. 42
    'I am not a liar!' Sally Bercow says:

    ‘I will be honoured and humbled to accept one of the seats vacated by these entirely honourable and decent public servants, me husband is the Speaker after all.

  20. 44
    Gordon 5 Knuckle Shuffle Brown says:

    I am getting on with the job

    • 76
      Modelmakers Weekly says:

      There is no truth in the rumour that Gordon Brown has approached James May and Meccano to build a temporary bridge over the Derwent to replace the Calva Bridge

      • 367
        Gay Gordon says:

        There is no truth in the rumour that I was used as a condom in an incomplete ‘members-ring’ at Uni

  21. 45
    Anonymous says:

    Jim Devine is one according to the Telegraph

  22. 46
    Blue Flute says:

    Foxtrot Oscar

  23. 49
    The Sentence says:

    Gordon Brown,you have been found guilty of treason against the British people.

    We shall await social,psychiatric,economic,pathological and ecological reports from the relevant bodies before passing sentence.

    The sentence will make more sense than any that you have struggled to write in your long career as a Soviet spy.

    Be prepared for a – how shall we say this – a long stretch?

    Of your brass neck.

    • 80
      oldfella says:

      can’t we just hang him first and then have the trial?

      • 87
        jgm2 says:

        No. That is not how Labour does things. Firstly they decide the result of the trial. Then they rig the facts. Then they select the judge. Then they have the trial.

        The results of this ‘trial’ are already decided it’s just we have to pretend we don’t know what the result will be.

        I’m going for ‘not in the public interest’ or ‘no case’.

    • 246
      13eastie (164 Days: Bye-bye, Gordon) says:

      Psychiatric report on Gordumb?

      Expect sentence to be passed c. 2047…

  24. 55
    Thieving Rogue MP says:

    Squeal! Squeal!! Squeaksqueaksqueak! Oink! Squeal!

  25. 58
    RestandBthankful says:

    17 days in jail for killing someone while driving and using a mobile phone
    2 days for thieving from the public purse
    no charges for employing an illegal immigrant (is she still in the country)

  26. 64
    The Master says:

    Holloway awaits Baroness U & Mrs Keen. Cell block H is having
    “a lick” [of paint]

  27. 65
    Jason Mason says:

    Without the shadow of a doubt, they’ll all get off.

  28. 72
    Nigel Short says:

    Fork Rooks

  29. 73
    nobody expects the spanish inquisition says:

    so you think mps stealing your money is funny master wanker?

    • 79
      Master Baiter says:

      Spoofa a loofa Baiter, ignore him.

      Our dole hoards will crush you Conservitudes.

      I keep my poo in jars in case mummy is late with my tea.

      That is all.

    • 90
      Master Baiter says:

      Labour thieves! I feel betrayed.

      Boohoohoooooo

      Fork aces! *sob*

    • 91
      jgm2 says:

      Look, I know bad puns are your ‘thing’ but could you try to be funny. ‘Cos at the moment these are sub Richard Whitely.

      Ie not groaningly bad. Not even embarrassingly bad. Just irrelevantly bad bad.

      • 100
        Master Baiter says:

        Our dole hordes will crush you bigots.

        The prime Glaswegian layabouts will be mobilised.

        Death to the Conservitudes.

        Oompla Loompa, of is that spoofa loofa?

      • 503
        mong inflator says:

        those on benefits are always the least likely to vote you fuckwit

    • 97
      Lizzie says:

      I think you have to understand the level of MB’s thinking, he has a low IQ. He doesn’t understand the ramifications of the expenses scadal, he is in denial that Labour MPs or any MPs for that matter could “screw him over”. I think we should all take pity on him…ahhh!

  30. 74
    Dagenham Handshake says:

    Time you clocked off and went downstairs for you tea. Mumsy is waiting.

  31. 82
    oldfella says:

    you’re really funny you are, now get to bed, go on……….fuckin’ kids

  32. 84
    Steve Expat says:

    Nice try MB, the 3 MPs under suspicion are All Labour MPs

    Chaytor and Morley forgot about their mortgages being paid off, Jim Devine had a load of dodgy work done on his house.

    There’s also 3 peers under suspicion, two from Labour (Uddin and Clarke) and one Tory (Hanningfield), all saying their home was other than where they were actually living.

    • 396
      Anonymous says:

      Jim Devine spent the money in the pub. Surprised he stopped drinking long enough to forge the invoices and submit them.

  33. 85
    Labourbot says:

    hard working familes, hard working familes, it all started in Master Baiters bedroom ,I am wrong, Gordon sleeps all alone.

    Labourbot.exe has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down

    • 93
      Fragmeister says:

      Hard working families starting in Master Baiter’s bedroom. Immaculate conception? There couldn’t have been anyone else involved.

  34. 86
    Cyco Billy says:

    …pass fork aces… I like I it. Could you be entertaining more often please?

  35. 89
    Anonymous says:

    How many seats are required for a majority government in the UK??
    What difference in seat numbers/percentages would cause a hung parliament??
    I cannot find this answer anywhere! Thanks.
    orangesunset@live.co.uk

    • 107
      jgm2 says:

      There are 646 seats so a majority is achieved with 646/2 +1 = 324 seats.

      This does not translate to a percentage of votes ‘cos some seats have (much) higher electorates than other. So an MP in Scotland has (on average) a considerably smaller electorate than one in England. So The Isle of Wight has an electorate of 110,000 compared with the rotten boroughs of The Western Isles and Conwy with electorates of 22,000 and 32,000 respectively.

  36. 92
    That's Democracy says:

    Dole Benefit Fraud prosections last year: 56, 000

    White collar fraud presecutions by the FSA over the last ten years: 0

    Still think you are living in a democracy?

    • 98

      So what about the NatWest Three who were extradited to the U.S.?

      • 111
        Steve Expat says:

        And Gary McKinnon, still trying to avoid deportation to the US on trumped up charges – under the same one sided agreement, which was only to be used against terrorists…

        • 123
          jgm2 says:

          Just like suspension of double jeopardy was only to be used against terrorists and murderers and then got wheeled out to tie Nic* G*iff*n up in court repeatedly for saying rude things about immigrants.

          Thank you Jack Straw, the T*rturer’s Apprentice.

          • Steve Expat says:

            Watch how much more rules designed to protect us from seriously nasty people end up being used on that particular man.

            What is it we like to say about other countries, whose governments send their political opponents to court on made up charges??

            Having a nasty mouth should never be an offence in a so-called free country.

      • 140
        That's Democracy says:

        The Nat West people were sequestered at the behest of the USA and are nothing to do with the FSA. I stand corrected, however. The FSA has prosecuted one person. Revised figures:

        Prosecutions for dole benefit fraud last year: 56, 000

        White collar fraud crime prosecutions by the FSA over the last ten years: 1

        Still think you are living in a democracy?

      • 511
        Pontius The Pilot says:

        No…. being gagged by Tony & Gordon when they had strong cases against BAe helped somewhat didnt it.

        laws are for little people Baiter, not the NL Apparatchiks and Nomenklatura such as yourself….

    • 112
      streamfisher says:

      \\\\\\\\ Manuel says, little crook goes to jail but big crook becomes El Presidente, peel me another banana (republic).

    • 126
      barefootcontessa says:

      No.

    • 191
      Max says:

      Hey That’s Democracy, nice soundbite but the FSA are quite keen on prosecuting people. Not sure it’s 56,000 yet but give them time.

      There are 27 pages (not all prosecutions) on this search to go through if you really do want to count them all up; here’s the link:

      FSA Prosecutions Search Pages

      Good luck!

      • 300
        That's Democracy says:

        Er, no they are not. They are notorious for their inaction.

        • 308
          Max says:

          I’m no friend of the FSA, TD, but the figure is not 0. I think where you will find the “action” though is against the small boys and straightforward crooks; where you will find the real inaction is against the big boys eg the banks. On the latter I agree with you (as long as your point is that the FSA regime needs reform and not that we need more regulation, regulation, regulation!).

  37. 99
    Scenic says:

    Just seen a ‘Policing pledge’ advert on my TV for the first time, it looks and sounds suspiciously like a party political broadcast, paid for by the Home Office, what is the point of it exactly?

    • 254
      Agent 99 says:

      Mentioned this the other day and I considered it to be precisely that. We though are paying for it and yet we still never see a real copper except sometimes in town I see a ‘plastic plod’ Useless twats that they are.

      Should be a rule that governments cannot do this within 6 months of an election because thats just what this is. Expect more as its going to get really really nasty over the next few months.

      • 497
        Nick says:

        I had a look at PCSO powers recently – it appears that up until 2006 they only had a few powers (and only in uniform) unless granted more by their Chief Police Constable. Since 2006 they can detain with force anyone who either refuses to identify themselves (or they consider to have lied), can stop and search people or vehicles and participate in anti terror operations. And that’s without considering any additional powers they’re granted by their local force.
        A friend was recently accosted by two PSCOs in plain clothes on the road where he lives. His activity? Taking pictures of the road. They tried to detain him until backup arrived, and followed him home when he broke free. They don’t appear to know the law & don’t even act like real policemen.

  38. 102
    Dave "Cast Iron Guarantee" Cameron says:

    The oldies are the best folks

    Gordon Brown was out on the pull the other night, he was coming on to some girl and casually said: “I’m the Prime Minister of England, how much would it cost for me to spend the night with you?” She replies: “Well Mr Prime Minister, if you can get my skirt as high as my taxes, my knickers as low as my wages, your cock as hard as the times we live in and keep it rising like petrol prices, and then screw me like you have the pensioners, then it won’t cost you a fuckin’ penny!”

    • 108
      Master Baiter says:

      Sod off, I’ts my shift at troll towers!

      Unless you are in fact me.

      Oh dear, not again.

      • 117
        Alisdair Darling says:

        No idea but I’ve been in here for months. I think I may be a Somalian hostage although nobodies asked me for a video appeal yet.

        • 130
          jgm2 says:

          Mind you – you had debt as %age of GDP at 44% a few minutes ago so you’re not exactly au fait with the facts.

          Are you though?

        • 137
          jgm2 says:

          Is that a nought percent increase MB?

        • 144
          jgm2 says:

          Obviously these things are relative. Compared to Gordon Brown my shit is a hero of the modern age and an economic and political genius.

          Labour MPs? I shit ‘em.

      • 146
        Lord high wizard of Foy says:

        Stop buggering about. I’m not paying you for just spouting crap. its got to be credible. I’ve had to have a word you once already Baiter. you simply aren’t believable.
        Don’t you remember our little talk.

        “I’m slowly going of Cameron. Surely a referendum would not be beyond his powers. I’ll vote UKIP for sure”

        You see. A bit of subtlety. Its like sex. you have to convince them you’re interested and caring and aren’t going to use abuse and disappoint. You,MB, are like an ink stained spotty teen holding a bunch of flowers taken from the grave of a dead soldier. You might as well post under the label PAID FOR BY LABOUR.
        Try harder or you will be replaced.

        If you need some tips, sexual or otherwise, you know my door,like my zip, is always open.

        • 164
          jgm2 says:

          MB is a double agent if you’re paying him. His propaganda effort is so obvious that it can only be a Tory spoofing as a Labour apparatchik to galvanise support in making Labour history.

          It’s not subtle ‘cos it’s not supposed to work. It’s supposed to get folk more onside to the Tories by being so obviously uber-Labourwank as to repel any normal thinking person with its charicature Labour fuckwittery.

          Tory troll. Nailed on.

          • Lord high wizard of Foy says:

            No,that can’t be. Master Baiter is too young to remember anything but Blair. He can’t be a Tory.
            Anyway he glows with pride whenever I praise one of his less twatish posts. They still aren’t very good but one must encourage. Maybe he’s a Lib Dem?

            It isn’t really my problem you know. Draper recruited them all for Red Rag and somehow these second raters have ended up at Propaganda HQ.
            I’m been trying to push them onto Bob Roberts but even that cheap hack has some standards.

        • 201

          I am not usually a fan of Mr Brown…

          …but then he caught fire.

  39. 105
    • 121
      streamfisher says:

      Policing Pledge replaces Ian Blair’s Cillit Bang.

    • 215
      Max says:

      Is this a funded policy? Or is just the ad funded? I suspect we will see a lot of Liebore party political broadcasts taxpayer funded in the next six months.

      Watch this space.

  40. 118
  41. 119
    Skippy says:

    The files may have gone to the CPS, but what are odds the CPS will play the “insufficient evidence” get out of jail card? I wonder if anyone is offering odds on prosecution or not? If they are, I reckon it’s worth a punt.

    Was not the sale of peerages wsith the overwhealming evidence of guilt, dealt with in much the same way.

    If anyone out there thinks that any of these troughing scum bags is going to spend a single day in the slammer, prepare for some disappointment.

    • 127
      jgm2 says:

      I’d say it will be referred to the Attorney General who will consult her moral compass and decide, in the interests of the rule of law, that only Tory MPs and Lords be prosecuted.

      • 147
        Skippy says:

        Only Tory MPs and Lords be prosecuted?

        No, I don’t think so. The desparate attempts to cover up the expenses scandal was supported accross all party lines. Scum bag troughers stick together in such times.

        No one, regardless of their party loyalties or will be successfully prosecuted.

        • 160
          jgm2 says:

          That will be Cameron’s ‘understanding’. Unfortunately like Paddy Ashdown over PR and IDS over the Iraq war Cameron and the Tories are about to rediscover just how the Labour party rewards outsiders who give them the teeniest chink of bi-partisan support.

          Total betrayal.

    • 138
      Alf Tupper - The Tough of the Track says:

      Yep Skippy, and when Knacker of the Yard decided not to press charges on the ‘cash for honours’ case, Lord, “Call me Michael the CashPoint” Levy couldn’t wait to gush before the cameras. “I’ve been exonorated, I’ve been exonerated!”

      He wasn’t exonerated, only a court of law could do that. Knacker was nobbled by someone.

      • 142
        jgm2 says:

        Nobbled by someone? Surely not the PM’s old flatmate, the Attorney General?

        I don’t believe it. Why, if that happened in 2007 what’s to stop the Attorney general again stepping in to ‘exonerate’ labour MPs and Lords?

        • 150
          Skippy says:

          Nobbled by someone? Surely not the PM’s old flatmate, the Attorney General?

          Didn’t he also nobble David Kelly’s inquest? If you can get away with murder, what is a little theft from the public purse?

          • jgm2 says:

            Nobble Kelly’s inquest? I’m shocked. Shocked I tell you that anybody would suggest that the then Prime Minister Tony Balir, the Attorney General and Lord Hutton would conspire to cover up bogus ‘intelligence’ used to justify an insane war in Iraq and then hound a loyal public servant to his death.

            And further that they would use that perverse conclusion to purge the BBC of any last vestige of neutrality so that it became nothing more than a tool of government broadcasting lies and misinformation to cover up the utter economic incompetence of the Labour government.

            Shocked I tell ya.

          • barefootcontessa says:

            Frightening.

    • 463
      udderly 'orrible says:

      anbody checked the likely politcial sympathies of the prosecutors, a little look at their surnames on their website will give you some idea of how the cards are stacked in that government department. of shame and manipulation

  42. 124
    Anonymous says:

    Is Flipper Berkow among them?

  43. 128
    Citizen Smith says:

    Only 4? What about the other 621?

  44. 134
    Just put it on the expenses says:

    After 12 years NuLabour really got rid of sleaze didn’t they!

    Cash for questions, peerages, funding of porn and plugs and to top it all off 4 likely arrests – they are lucky it is only 4! Countless resignations and the Speaker leaving. Never mins he’s in the Lords now.

    They have no excuse they have been in power for 12 years – it should have been sorted ages ago.

    They are a disgrace.

  45. 143
    Jolyon Wagg says:

    Fork Handles

  46. 154
    Red hot researcher says:

    You leave my mummy alone.

  47. 158
    Sir William Waad says:

    Where’s MB? Is it his bathtime?

  48. 159
    Vote Vote Vote for Jacqui. says:

    Fiveandahalf Bellies should be included with this gang of four.
    Claimed her sister’s spare bedroom was her primary residence
    and claimed tens of thousands of pounds for her second home in Redditch
    including money,88p for a bath plug and money for her hubbies porno.
    The old bill’s protection team logs showed she spent little time at the skin
    and blisters and most nights at her Redditch home. This was the behaviour
    of the Home Secretary numero uno in charge of Law and Order.
    How fucking disgustingly dishonest is that. When she is elevated to the House of Lords they will need a JCB to get her feet off the ground.

    • 173
      jgm2 says:

      You forgot that she also buckled under Brown’s monstering and authorised a raid on an opposition MP’s office under the guise of a ‘threat to national security’ for little more than leaking embarrassing immigration data. Thus single-handedly overthrowing the concept of sovereignty of parliament and formalising the Labour government as a de facto police state using the police to intimidate and detain political rivals. Oh, and ransack their homes and offices for ‘incriminating’ evidence.

      At least when they went after N*ck Gr*ff*in twice, on the same charge, he wasn’t yet an MP/MEP.

      Bravo Jacqui Smith.

  49. 163
    Sod 'em all says:

    Four? Four?? Four????
    There are SCORES of these bastards who should be in the dock for what amounts to rampant embezzlement. Corruption in this country goes right to the highest levels of the CPS and the police as well, quite obviously.
    Same happened with Yates’s ‘investigation’ into cash for gongs a few years back. Nothing’s ever done. I think we can expect to see the same thing again in respect of the Iraq war inquiry. You reckon Blair will ever see the Hague? Not if it’s left to this shower of shit we call the ‘authorities.’

  50. 167
    Ruth Kelly's plaything says:

    (With apologies to anyone who may have posted this already – no time to read all the posts….)

    Never forget the example of ‘Lord’ Ahmed (NuLab). Sentenced to jail for a criminal traffic offence, he was released shortly afterwards ‘because his community work is so important’.

    Even if these sods are convicted, the NuLab ones will be let out to continue their ‘work in the community’, you can bet.

    The degradation and politicisation of the justice system is beyond belief.

  51. 168
    Jimmy says:

    Galley got fired again? What is it with that boy? Why? Was he trying to pass confidential documents to Sunny?

    • 407
      Jimmy says:

      Happier days, it seems like only weeks ago that Guido was helping young Galley set up his new office…

      Where did it all go wrong?

  52. 169
    Scenic says:

    23rd Nov Poll

    Tories open 17 point gap, Labour drop to 22, bet this will be all over the BBC tomorrow, not.

    http://politicalbetting.com/index.php/archives/2009/11/23/pb-angus-reid-poll-has-labour-down-to-22pc/

    Labour only one point ahead of the Lib Dems

    There’s a new Angus Reid Strategies poll exclusively for PB and it shows a very different picture from the Ipsos-MORI survey that was published in the Observer yesterday.

    The fieldwork for this 2,000 sample online poll started on Friday and only finished today. It had not been the plan to release it early but given all the attention there is being given to polling at the moment we have decided to publish it tonight.

    The detailed data will not be available until later on tomorrow.

    In common with all the other UK pollsters apart from MORI Angus Reid takes steps to ensure a politically balanced sample by asking respondents what they did last time.

    A another difference between this and MORI is the timing – the survey closed only a few hours ago.

    Yet again there is a high figure for “others” – something that has been seen in a lot of recent polls.

    • 173
      barefootcontessa says:

      Encouraging.

    • 176

      Who won the last by-election?

      The Tories can win as many votes as they like in Surrey and Sussex and the Sputh-East. It’s the marginals that count and we haven’t given up there, not by a long way.

      We will do everything possible to prevent a Tory majority that will do uncalculable damage to this country.

    • 180

      This perceptive article in the Guardian should wipe the smiles off your faces:

      “Don’t despair – Gordon Brown may be on a winner

      Labour has good progressive policies but they need to be delivered with conviction”

      http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2009/nov/23/labour-economic-policy-general-eelction

      • 184
        barefootcontessa says:

        I’m not smiling, the gorgon’s in charge, what the hell would I have to smile about Fabian?

      • 431
        Anonymous says:

        Shouldn’t the twat rewrite this article in light of this new, and more accurate poll?

        Thought not.

    • 194
      Jimmy says:

      Angus who?

    • 197
      Steve Expat says:

      So that Ipsos/MORI poll over the weekend was clearly a statistical blip – I wonder if the commentariat will give this one quite as much coverage?
      Talk of a hung parliament looks like being just talk for a while longer…

      • 278
        Agent 99 says:

        As a previous poster pointed out. Gorgon gives the wife of the poll company manager a good job in the EU and hey ho! Labour close the gap.

        Like I said previously the Mori poll may have been right or a statistical blip the only way to tell was balancing against other polls taken and it seems this mori Poll barely made 24 hours before it was completly trashed and stamped into the ground. The latest poll follows the trend of the others rather than mori. Just to be sure we will have to watch the next 2 to 3 polls but I think you will find the Mori was and remain the odd one out.

        Can’t see the new poll reported on Pravda yet but give them a week or so. They still havent mentioned Climategate so what do you expect?

  53. 171

    Lord Mandelson, Labour’s Business Secretary, responding to David Cameron’s speech to the CBI today, said:

    “David Cameron is not ‘going for growth’. His policies would choke off growth.

    “You cannot say you want to go for growth while in the same breath committing to pull support from the economy prematurely and deep cuts to the very investment in future growth that business needs.

    “Business needs to beware. Mr Cameron’s two faces have again been on show at the CBI today. While he talks a business-friendly language he is hiding policies that would set back the economic recovery and leave business weaker in the longer-term.

    “Dominique Strauss-Kahn’s comments today on the dangers of prematurely withdrawing the stimulus, and his stress on the need for continued international co-operation, illustrates the economic risk the Tories pose.

    “The fact is that the Tories continue to oppose the real help to small businesses we have given through the recession and would choke off the recovery by withdrawing the economic stimulus prematurely.

    “Even the headline corporation tax pledge David Cameron repeats today disguises a £4 billion tax hike on business investment by withdrawing tax reliefs and allowances that incentivise business investment in future growth.

    “And the doubts voiced by leading business organisations today over Tory plans to gut the Regional Development Agencies can be added to the doubts they have expressed over the Tories’ isolation in Europe and the Conservative pledge to immediately rip up the planning framework designed to speed up decisions on nuclear power, transport capacity and other infrastructure.

    “David Cameron got it wrong on the recession. He is now getting it wrong on the recovery.”

    • 179
      jgm2 says:

      Thankyou for your latest copy’n'paste lies. We’ll let you know.

      Oh, okay. Why wait? Stop lying to us you lying liars.

    • 276
      Cassandra King says:

      You obviously dont know about the concept of irony do you?

      For Mandelson to talk about growth is like Harold Shipman lecturing children about medical ethics FFS!

      Here is a clue for the hard of thinking retard called Fabian solutions, the UK economy is still in decline, the fake and borrowed money is failing to force economic growth, industrial production is falling, tax receipts are plummeting, real economic activity is falling, unemployment is rising, the country is on the verge of bankruptcy and near the edge of a debt cliff that could well sink us for good.
      Here is another clue for our pet care in the community vegetable, newlabour has artificially inflated the economy with debt, you cannot borrow your way to recovery from a recession in the way that newlabour has done, all that happens is you get deeper in debt, its like trying to get yourself out of quicksand by reaching down and trying to pull your legs out first FFS.
      Regional development quango empires are staffed and run by parasite placemen who have not the first clue how to run or stimulate business, they have created no jobs and no industries other than the skill of leeching public funds and handing out gravytrain jobs to the friends and families of newlabour, of all the cash injected into the regional development quangos almost all of it has either been syphoned off by spivs,wasted on white elephants or leeched by the gravytrain riding nonces running the scams.

  54. 172

    Andy Burnham and Yvetter Cooper have ripped David Cameron’s NHS policies in an open letter:

    “Last night you wrote an email to Conservative supporters to say: “unbelievably, they’re [the Government] cutting disability benefits for the oldest and most vulnerable members of our society”.

    “You well know that this is deeply misleading. It is ‘unbelievable’ because it is not true.

    “It is completely wrong to claim that we are funding our care reform proposals by cutting people’s benefits.

    “I ask you to withdraw your pernicious and misleading campaign, designed to prey on the fears of the most vulnerable in society.

    “Instead, you need to address the substance at the heart of our Queen’s Speech: a proposal to introduce a National Care Service.

    “Will you now say whether you would support a new National Care Service?

    “And will you also confirm whether it is still your intention to abolish key targets in the NHS – including the guarantee to see a cancer specialist within two weeks?

    “By talking Britain down at every opportunity, by offering shallowness not substance, all you are inspiring in the British public is greater scepticism not optimism.

    “People want guarantees in the NHS and they want a National Care Service – and I hope you will support us in delivering those. “

    • 177
      barefootcontessa says:

      Yvetter balls? Is that who you mean Fabian?

    • 182
      jgm2 says:

      Stop lying you lying liars. You can’t lie your way out of this. Although I don’t doubt it will stop you from trying. After all, now that you’ve squandered 800bn quid lies are all you have left.

      And a printing press.

      • 186

        Are you sure that’s what you think? “Cast Iron”?

        • 195
          jgm2 says:

          Yep. It’s the only rational conclusion. labour have nothing left except the lies that got them this far.

          Trouble is (for Labour) more and more people see through your risible lies as the days pass…

          http://www2.politicalbetting.com/

          Tories 39%
          Labour 22%
          Libs 21%.

          Oooooh. 22%? That’s not very good is it? Still 22% more than I’d give you.

          • nearly says:

            Others 18%

            Liebour won’t have to spin too hard to get 4th

          • Gordons favourite Butt Plug says:

            Rogue Poll.

            Only Polls showing Labour increasing, closing the gap, or winning will be verified by the BBC.

            They are almost useless, until the big one.

            Just happy the Brown thinks he is in with a chance and in his chemical daze will consign the Labour Movement to total oblivion. Nicey.

          • simon r says:

            I’ve just put these into the electoral calculus website and despite being 1% above the Lib Dems – Labour would get 178 seats to their 67.

          • terry and june says:

            Am I being paranoid thinking the Mori poll was released in time for Browns speech to the CBI, so as not to make him look like a total knob, which of course he is?

          • Agent 99 says:

            Simon r

            thats the real scandal is Labour have an in built advantage before we even start over the other parties. Tories have to be a minimum of 6 or 7 % ahead in the polls just to an even number of seats with Labour but compared to the LibDummies the figures just get ludicrous.

        • 203
          barefootcontessa says:

          How many Fabians does it take to make 22%?

    • 220
      Steve Expat says:

      People don’t want an NHS with so many targets that there are more management consultants employed than clinical consultants, and those clinicians have to spend half their time filling in the pointless paperwork to allow the bureaucracy to monitor their targets.

      We want an NHS where the consultants of the clinical kind have the power, not some overpaid and overbearing MBA twats.

    • 238
      Cunctator says:

      Ah didums. Don’t like it up em

    • 516
      Pontius The Pilot says:

      And you’re finding the funding from it from where exactly?

      New Labour=Good at spending money they dont have and spouting bollocks. Fucking useless at answering any question with a shred of truth in it.

  55. 185

    How can anyone trust “Cast Iron” Dave on anything? After stating in the strongest possible terms that he wanted a referendum on the Lisbon Treaty, Cast Iron Dave shamelessly broke his promise.

    Most politicians have their credibility suffer after many years in power.

    Cast Iron Dave (wrong on the economy, wrong on recovery) has none left even before he enters power.

    • 196
      barefootcontessa says:

      ‘Most politicians………many years in power’, Excuses, excuses!

    • 218
      Mr Plum says:

      I’m sure your Fabian solutions have put us where we are today.

      Unless you are a federalist you cannot trust any politician on the EU.
      But at least our domestic politicians can be voted out or embarrassed by the media into resigning, unfortunately while they were troughing they have given power away to people we cannot vote out or have any way of holding them to account. Is that your solution.

    • 228
      pissed off voter says:

      whereas Gordon having denied us the referendum promised in the Labour manifesto, sneaked off to sign the constitution on his own, hoping nobody would notice. Who elected him as pm anyhow?

    • 231
      Cunctator says:

      His guarantee had a proviso.
      Labour party one was categoric in their manifesto; splitting hairs over semantics treaty/constitution doesn’t wash.

      Barking up the wrong tree matey.

      12 years of incompetence

      • 263
        Gordons favourite Butt Plug says:

        Labours election pledge to have a Referendum was totally disingenuine.

        In stark writing, and reneged upon totally. It just did not fit with their plan, to allow the workers to have a say.

        The communists never know when to stop lying like flat fish.

        However the merry go-round is about to come to a grinding halt. The books don’t remotely balance, and we could de-stabilise the rest of the World by being such a basket case.

        Sick man of Europe once more, courtesy of the McMental.

    • 259
      fanny says:

      Read my lips, Labian Solutions are fucked.

      • 290
        Agent 99 says:

        This is just a disinformation trick by Fabian. Have you noticed whenever bad news appears for Labour up he pops to talk about anything but that bad news.

        Que the bad poll for Labour tonight and lo and behold POOF! *Cloud of smoke* Fabian appears.

        Dont get ditracted LABOUR = 22% = MELTDOWN = TOTALLY FUCKED

  56. 188
    Watt Tyler says:

    What about the rest of the parasites?: http://eotp.wordpress.com/?s=parasite

    The People demand justice.

  57. 205
    The Hitch says:

    Fucking hell, just where do they find these ugly Bastards?
    I live near a “community” for folk that cant wipe their own arses and they all look far more normal than this group of freaks
    Elliot Morley looks like a pig that should communicate via a head wand and Stephen Hawkings cast off laptop,
    some asylum seeker wearing a pair of curtains a wanker who probably wishes that he was Kilroy Silk and two alkies
    No wlonder we are fucked

  58. 207

    Never mind this anyway, when are we going to see some of these climate change fraudsters in jail?

    I wonder how many hadley CRU scientists caught fiddling their data are also shareholders in these scabby companies sucking on the climate change public tit?

    • 219
      The Hitch says:

      It is fraud
      Lets feed the Hoons to their best pals
      Polar Bears
      Fuck jail

    • 233
      Beautiful Day says:

      Too true, the global warming scam is raking in billions and who knows where it’s going.

      Found this from following one of Guido’s seen elsewhere links, hopefully the start of reasoned arguments that can’t be ignored.

      http://www.thegwpf.org/

    • 330
      Max says:

      Self fulfilling Frank, you’re sat wondering where the next bit of research funding is going to come from and really your interest is, er, say cats. So your next piece of “research” is “The Effects Of Climate Change on the Domestic Animal Population (Particularly Cats)”. Funding in the bag. Obviously you are not going to run around saying “well actually…I’m not so sure about climate change” after that are you?

  59. 210
    The Ape man commeth says:

    Russian TV reporting the CRU emails leak, saying “could the wheels be coming off of the man made global warming argument”

    I bet they won’t be saying that on (our) Pravda.

    • 239
      Engineer says:

      They nearly did on Radio 4 6 O’Clock News. Apparentl Nigel Lawson has called for a proper review, so they reported this, then spent twice as long spinning about how horrible the ’sceptics’ where to quote other people’s e-mails ‘out of context’ (not quite sure how they can be out of context if discussing the subject of climate change research).

      So Aljabeeba have admitted the fact of the e-mail release, if not their potential significance.

      • 361
        Beezley says:

        “Lord” Lawson is “announcing today the launch of a new high-powered all-party (and non-party) think-tank, the Global Warming Policy Foundation (www.thegwpf.org)” — details here. Apparently he wants some grown-up debate on the subject.

        Some hope.

        • 524
          alistewart says:

          Neal had a sensible piece on Monday’s Daily Politics about AWG

          Probably on the Iplayer

    • 260
      Steve Expat says:

      This could be a very interesting story running up to the Copenhagen summit in a couple of weeks’ time. Gordoom has even less chance of getting political agreement, when the scientists can’t agree on the substantive issue.

      He’ll have to wait a bit longer to SaveTheWorld(TM)

      All the data can be found in the usual place (secure link)
      https://secure.wikileaks.org/wiki/Climatic_Research_Unit_emails%2C_data%2C_models%2C_1996-2009

      • 306
        Agent 99 says:

        His boyfiend President Omaha has already ruled out any agreement so he’s fucked before he even starts.

        Save the world? Sorry McMuppet not this time.

    • 323

      Don’t look here, look over there! That bridge is about to collapse. Er, etc.

  60. 212
    The Hitch says:

    Oh
    I left out the member of the 4×2 club
    Its like the 4×4 club but your nose hits the windscreen a little more often and you can get germany to compensate you with a free submarine

  61. 224
    Anonymous says:

    Just in case s/he is reading –

    http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message929327/pg1

    well, made me laugh.

  62. 225
    Anonymous says:

    Only Tories are convicted, only Tories go to prison !!!!

    Left = Good
    Right = Bad

  63. 229
    BillyBob poops on New l says:

    Only Tories are convicted….
    Only Tories go to prison…….

    Left = Good
    Right – Bad

  64. 232
    Gordon's throwing cutlery again says:

    Fork Lands

  65. 235

    They are getting REALLY desperate now

    • 250
      Sir William Waad says:

      Like I always say, being ‘against climate change’ is like being ‘against evolution’. The Earth’s climate has been continually changing for the last few billion years and it ain’t gonna stop now, no ma’am.

      • 268
        They are lining their pockets with every scam going on humanity before the titanic sinks says:

        yes but money or green technology won’t solve or help the problem as we are lead to believe.

        • 340
          Susie says:

          Green technologies, hmm… Fuel cell/Electric cars = we need more nuclear power stations
          Ground/Air source heat pumps = we need more nuclear power stations

          So why haven’t we built a single new one in 12 years?

          • barefootcontessa says:

            No we don’t.

          • Engineer says:

            Because of blinkered political dogma, despite increasingly forceful expert advice.

          • Engineer says:

            Ministers thought they knew better than the electricity generation industry’s engineers. “We’ll solve all the problems with wind farms” cried the ministers. “No you won’t” replied the engineers, “you’ll need to replace the existing nuclear and coal-fired stations as they come off line.”

            That was twelve years ago.

            Finally, the government gets it. When we get almost to panic stations….

          • barefootcontessa says:

            The gorgon’s brother via EDF will be delighted with newlabour’s decision! That’s the Germans AND the French who’ll have us by the tail! No to Nuclear power stations!

          • Engineer says:

            Right, coal-fired it is then. When can we start?

            Oh, by the way – there’s more radioactive material released into the atmosphere by coal-fired power stations than by all the nuclear installations combined.

            All materials are radioactive to some extent. The plaster on your walls is surprisingly so, and all carbon-based life-forms are radioactive (it’s the carbon-14; the archaelogists use the decay profile of this in radio-carbon dating) so if you cuddle up to your significant other, your dose rate goes up 10% (you get your own back – so does your S.O.’s).

            There’s lots of carbon in coal, so lots of carbon-14, so it’s radioactive. Mildly. But power stations burn lots of it, and it goes out as carbon dioxide…..

          • Another Engineer says:

            Yup, only Nuclear is the answer.

            Even Mr ‘Gaia’ himself, James Lovelock one of the founders of the green movement has accepted this:

            http://www.jameslovelock.org/page12.html

          • Another Engineer says:

            Where did my commas go?

            Anyway, the main reason brother Brown and EDF are going to do well out of the new nuclear stations that will have to be built is because we’ve waited so long that the local UK expertise is approaching retirement. If we’d made the decision 10 years earlier, then we’d have been able to build our own.

      • 324

        How many days left to save the earth now? Can’t be more than a fortnight.

      • 428
        Dr Nuts says:

        I’m not against Climate Change – just the lies that it’s got anything to do with human activity.

        If I thought it would help the climate, I’d stop using the neighbours cat as a bagpipe!

    • 252
      13eastie (164 Days: Bye-bye, Gordon) says:

      Brown will finally expectorate his furball in Copenhagen.

    • 265
      Mr Plum says:

      I just knew a vegetarian was behind it all

      http://dickpuddlecote.blogspot.com/

    • 423
      Anonymous says:

      So all our tax money is going into training cats to spout AGW propaganda?

      Fuckers.

  66. 236
    BillyBob poops on ZaNuLab says:

    Oops… made mistake in above, sorry my fault !!

    wow, admitting my mistake, well that rues me out of being a labour supporter……

  67. 242
    Pissed off with McDoom says:

    Gordon Brown ‘ducking MPs’ questions’ about EU jobs deal
    Gordon Brown has been accused of ducking MPs’ questions about his deal with European Union leaders over Europe’s new president and foreign minister.

    After attending international summits, it is traditional for Prime Ministers to report back to the House of Commons. Instead of making that report in person and debating the Brussels summit with MPs, Mr Brown instead issued a written statement about the meeting and its outcome.

    William Hague, the shadow foreign secretary, has suggested that by taking the foreign job for Britain, Mr Brown passed up the chance to secure an economic job in the new European Commission, opening the way to new regulation of the City of London.

    Man of courage Mwhahahahahahaha!! the usless fat fucking chicken shit

    • 271
      Mr Plum says:

      Some say useless some say on purpose

    • 349
      Susie says:

      City of London the one thing we do that’s acknowledged as world class and Gordon not only meddled with it so it’s now on it’s knees, but opened the door for the EU to come in any time they like and steal all it’s business.

      Germany has been touting Frankfurt since the ’50s, watch them move in to finish us off for good.

  68. 251
    Koba says:

    They all look a bit fat and bloated to me, they must have been at the trough for many a year.
    Reporting or handing a file to the CPS only introduces another chance for them to get away with their misdeeds.
    We want a motivated ‘Grand Inquisitor’ type of character who has the power to hand-down an immediate and severe sentence. If the public was still outraged and dissatisfied he should be able to revisit the perpetrators and exact more punishment.

    • 269
      Mr Prezza of Scott, a Noo_Lie_Bore Illumination, wanna-be inquisitor, and certainly inquisitive, says:

      I can inki . . . . inker . . . onka . . . . inkkke . . . probe nooks and crannies ‘n that

      But oi loik a firm pairatits bestus.

      Did you see me wiv that bird on’t ‘telly

      PHWOOOORRR!!!!

      Anyone got a pie . . ? . . . pasty . . . ? chips . . . ? . . . anything . . ?

  69. 257
    Mr Patel says:

    Please God let one of the four be Uddin.

  70. 264
    Dave 'Chuck Them Votes Away' Camerhoon, leeda of HM Oppo, On Hire to Phoney Bliar says: says:

    I think Tone did awfully well, – nearly making it to the top and all.

    Wonder what he did or said to throw it all away?

    Ah well, – never will know.

  71. 270
    The Hitch says:

    I like the Idea of them all being on “Suicide watch”
    I would love to see them hang themselves, though I bet the c unts would put the executioners tip on expenses
    Christ on a bike its my dream job, non of that civillised stuff
    A long walk and a short drop not the other way around
    Make them do the aerial river dance over glowing coals

  72. 272
    TheCourtOfPublicOpinion says:

    STOP PRESS!
    A whistleblower has leaked an advance copy of the CPS report. Here are some excerpts from the salient points:

    “…lessons to be learned…”
    “…failures in the system…”
    “…reform is needed…”

    and finally ending with the inevitable

    “…no further action to be taken.”

  73. 274
    reed says:

    Mr Fawkes, it would be fun to run the latest poll showing The Tories 17% ahead against the piece you did by Macintyre saying private polling put Labour ahead……you know, just to rub his dopey nose in it.

    • 291
      Max says:

      Private polling my *rse; they tell each other lies, it helps the pain. Here’s UK Polling’s take:

      Ha! Ha! Ha! You’re Having A Larf!

      A view probably proven correct later of course.

      • 430
        TheCourtOfPublicOpinion says:

        I will be telling every pollster nearer the election that despite their faults, I think Labour are the best on offer so will be reluctantly voting for them. I shall make this sound as sincere as possible. My aim is to really convince the pollsters that’s what I’m genuinely doing.

        Then after the election when liebour run around blaming everyone but themselves for their worse-than-expected demolition I’ll have the satisfaction of knowing I at least did to them what they constantly did to me whilst in office.

        • 432
          Engineer says:

          Good game with door-knocking apparatchiks.

          When they ask, “Can we count on your vote?”, smile brightly and say, “Why, certainly!”. They back away, thanking you profusely. You close the door, then mutter under your breath, “Count on my vote by all means, but you’re not getting it.”

          • TheCourtOfPublicOpinion says:

            Come election day I shall choose a no-hope minority party at random, so it might be Green, B&P, Independent, Raving Looney, LibDem, UKIP etc.

  74. 275
    Labour and Lib Dems have a smaller polling percentage than the B&P LOOOOOOOOOL says:

    Meet me on the Equinox
    Meet me half way
    When the sun is perched at it’s highest peek
    In the middle of the day

    Let me give my love to you
    Let me take your hand
    As we walk in the dimming light
    Or darling understand

    That everything, everything ends
    That everything, everything ends

    Meet me on your best behavior
    Meet me at your worst
    For there will be no stone unturned
    Or bubble left to burst

    Let me lay beside you, Darling
    Let me be your man
    And let our bodies intertwine
    But always understand

    That everything, everything ends
    That everything, everything ends
    That everything, everything, everything ends

    A window
    An opened tomb
    The sun crawls
    Across your bedroom
    A halo
    A waiting room
    Your last breaths
    Moving through you

    As everything, everything ends
    As everything, everything ends
    As everything, everything, everything
    Everything, everything, everything ends

    Meet me on the Equinox
    Meet me half way
    When the sun is perched at it’s highest peek
    In the middle of the day

    Let me give my love to you
    Let me take your hand
    As we walk in the dimming light
    Or darling understand

    That everything, everything ends

    • 280
      Labour and Lib Dems have a smaller polling percentage than the B&P LOOOOOOOOOL says:

      22% and falling motherfuckers for Labour and Lib Dems, Taxi for those parties CHAMONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

      B&P 22% and rising, can’t beat the facts and cold hard numbers motherfuckers.

      NICK GRIFFIN FOR PM LMFAO.

    • 302
      The Small Parties' Cat says:

      Lovely jubbly! B&P to hold the balance of power in a hung Parliament!

      • 331
        Nanziboy Nicky and his Comedy Fascists lose their deposit says:

        with 1 or 2% of the vote

        right

        • 343
          Labour and Lib Dems have a smaller polling percentage than the B&P LOOOOOOOOOL says:

          22% on the NOTW poll said A OK B&P.

          Goodbye Labour.

  75. 277
    Say No to the EUSSR says:

    Only four?

    Tokenism of the worst order.

    The vast majority of the 646 MPs are fraudsters & crooks – four prosecutions is simply nowhere near enough for justice to be seen to be done & for the reputation of the House to begin the process of restoration of trust.

    This is what happens when the Met is in the pocket of the Government of the day & is merely a State Arm for political enforcement of third way internationalist doctrine.

    The Met needs cleaning – top to bottom – of all those politicised group think New Labour fascists with warrant cards.

  76. 289
    Anonymous says:

    Luvverly jubberly!!

    I’d like to see that big, fat, ugly, thieving bastard from sunny scunny thrown in the slammer.

    Forgot he’d paid off his mortgage? Well maybe if he’s locked up someone should forget where the key is….the fat piggy Hoon.

  77. 293
    Agent 99 says:

    One presumes that the private polling that No 10 was doing which showed them ahead was actually telling them they were only ahead of the Limp Dummies by 1% and the others by 3%

    Money well spent then!

    MWAAAAAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  78. 294
    That's Democracy says:

    Expected losses in fraud benefits in the UK for the year 2009: 60 Billion.

    Yes, sixty billion pounds. And it ain’t coming from dole cheats . . .

    FSA? Surely SFA is the more appropriate acronym.

    Still think you are living in a democracy?

  79. 296
    Unsworth says:

    No redeeeming features at all – they’re all fucking ugly, too

  80. 310
    13eastie (164 Days: Bye-bye, Gordon) says:

    O/T At least UCL have not bowed to political correctness by fielding a token women…

  81. 313
    Fabian Schwabian says:

    We have a full confidence in UK forces of Law & Order. Soon our EU HQ’s will deliver ing 1000 brand new Sedition Supressor automobiles for local forces. Highlights: Low CO2 emissions and , thanks to fully electric engine,a very quiet approach to the residence of soon-to-be former citizen.

    • 318
      British Engineer Insurgent says:

      How do you want your EU Occupation Forces cooked when they land on English soil?

      • 369
        Engineer says:

        No point cooking them, they’d taste vile. Just direct them politely in the direction from whence they came. With a main battle tank as back-up if required.

        • 421
          Dr Nuts says:

          Or at worst – direct them to the M25, they can then fence in any incalcitrant Brits who think about such things as a referendum on the EU, oh hold on, Conservatives aren’t holding one of them are they!

  82. 321
    Marble is sooo cool (in hot climates) says:

    Speaking about her appointment as chairman of Britain-Bangladesh All-Party Parliamentary Group, Mrs Main said: “I am delighted to be given the opportunity to serve as chairman on this important all party group. I would like to thank outgoing chairman, Baroness Uddin, for all she has done for the group during her time as chairman, and I hope she will continue to play a key role in the group.

    “Moving forward, I hope to expand the work of the group, and attract speakers with a range of expertise on all aspects of Bangladeshi Affairs and relations between Britain and Bangladesh.

    “I have spoken with the Bangladeshi High Commissioner and he has confirmed he will be happy to keep the group informed about the situation in Bangladesh, particularly in relation to climate change issues, infrastructure and development, and the use of overseas aid.

    “I hope to be able to engage the broadest possible range of participants in the group and I would invite any group or individual within the UK Bangladesh Community to contact me as chairman to raise any concerns or issues they would like the group to discuss or consider. I would like to foster a greater focus on the issues affecting British Bangladeshis including training, issues around educational outcomes, health and social deprivation.

    “The Bengali community contributes enormously to the prosperity and diversity of Great Britain, and we know for example that the curry industry alone contributes around £3bn.”

    St Albans and Harpenden Review

  83. 326
    Fabian Schwabian says:

    Sorry, we outsorced our logistics, including cooking and washing, to a new beacon of free world, People’s Republic of China.

    Thank you for your kind offer.

  84. 333
    English Viking says:

    CPS = Common Purpose Scum = No prosecution through lack of evidence.

  85. 335
    Fees Office Clerk says:

    The BEEB are supposed to have a strict policy of not commenting on opinion polls, that is unless they are not favourable to the Tories. They couldn’t wait to broadcast to the nation the results of last Sunday’s Observer Poll which purported to show a significant swing back to Labour.

    What’s better tonight’s 17 point Tory lead by Angus Reid Strategies is totally ignored by the BEEB.

    • 359
      Obama is a Twat says:

      Of course, try find the BBC’s poll watch page now. They stopped running it some time back after McGay’s lead went downhill.

  86. 341
    Irn Bru Snorter says:

    The six photographs made me think about a rejuvination of ITV’s funds, by having a Saturday night programme where all the charged are subjected to interrogation and the viewers vote by telephone as to which two get let off and which four go to jail.

    Calls may cost 33 pence, but it would be great entertainment.

    And we’ve got plenty of contestants!

    It could run and run…

  87. 342
    Mr Angry says:

    why aren’t we being told who the ‘fruadster four’ are?

    if this was some scally we’d know their name, where they lived and have interviewed the whole family by now?

  88. 344
    Anonymous says:

    More than 800 people who work for Lloyds Bank in Buckinghamshire are to lose their jobs in a move described by the union Accord as a “body blow”.

    I bet this is the foot soldiers rather than the bosses.

    http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Business/Lloyds-Bank-Axes-800-Jobs-in-Aylesbury-Buckinghamshire/Article/200911415463361?lpos=Business_First_Home_Article_Teaser_Region_6&lid=ARTICLE_15463361_Lloyds_Bank_Axes_800_Jobs_in_Aylesbury%2C_Buckinghamshire

  89. 356
    Sick of paying for biased and edited rubbish says:

    The BEEB needs to be dismantled, look at it brushing the Climate Change group emails nearly a DECADE of incriminating behaviour and fraud, look at it brushing under the carpet the polls that show Tories with huge increases.

    Thank god for the internet, we’d be right wallies up shit creek if all we had to rely on is the beeb.

  90. 373
    Dave "Cast Iron Guarantee" Cameron says:

    EXCLUSIVE

    GORDON BROWN’S LETTER TO JEDWARD

    Dear John and Edward.

    Your ability to win over the public, and even Simon Cowell, has made me look up to you.

    I hope you may be able to share you secrets with me – you were sh*te week after week but you kept surving.

    I’m in a similar situation and need your help and advice,

    Yours truly

    Gordon Brown

    • 398
      Jedward says:

      Deer Mr Browne

      Thank yew for yore letter what we have just red. It made our hare stand on end. Ore advise to yew is to stick yore hed up your fundament. We have just bean toald that we are unem … unemp … that no one will give us a jobb becoz we atended a bogg-standerd compre … compre … scool and so we don’t know fuckall about nothing. Thank yew Labor yew horible gangrenous filthy sons of pox-ridden pudenda, may god striek you ded.

      Yors very sinceerly

      Jedward

      • 487
        Gordon ( SoldGoldAtThe ) BottomBrown says:

        Redact that fcuking letter from Jedward or I’ll throw a printer at you !

  91. 374
    Welcome to The Soviet Republic of Britain says:

    There is absolutely no doubt that the BBC have been infiltrated by Mandelson and told;

    Play ball with Labour or the TV licence will be withdrawn.

    The BBC is now literally;

    BROWN’S BROADCASTING CORPORATION

    • 380
      Soviet High Command says:

      We said to our Paymasters years ago that we will not be footing the bill for the occupation. Not this time…

    • 386
      Anonymous says:

      Don’t talk bollocks. If the Beeb wanted to shaft the Tories it would ask why Wiggin and Fallon aren’t on the CPS list. To say nothing of pursuing the names of the the 10 Tory MPs shagging the NOTW latest education correspondent. Long may we have an independent broadcaster that will go after all parties with impartiality.

      • 393
        Engineer says:

        “Long may we have an independent broadcaster that will go after all parties with impartiality.”

        Who’s that, then?

        • 418
          nell says:

          I’d like to think it might be Sky but I’m not too sure about that after Murdoch said he was unhappy about the Sun turning on Brown.

          I rather suspect that the only media not in no 10’s grasp is Guido and us!!!!!

      • 399
        • 417
          Sick of paying for biased and edited rubbish says:

          Why has the beeb brushed over a decades worth of emails proving fraud, lying and criminal activity in regards to the climate change agenda.

          The beeb had one of them on R4 from the uni this morning and never once brushed on the topic of why the scientists as stated themselves in their own emails where making up numbers just to get more funding. More interested in spinning in defense for climate change.

          HOW CAN SOMETHING BE TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT, WHEN IT IS THEIR IN PLAIN BLACK AND WHITE FOR ALL TOO SEE?

        • 429
          nell says:

          Squirrells apparently, (according to animal research) do ‘it’ 1000 times a day for their own self satisfaction.

          That says everything there is to say about this labour government.

  92. 383
    Daveyone says:

    No mention of Jacqui Smith then?

  93. 384
    Coming to a cinema near you,in BrownSurround says:

    A Bridge Too Far;

    Starring:

    18 BBC TV reporters each paid at least £92,000.

    Featuring;

    100’s of tired,confused,slightly smelly and soon to be very pissed off residents of Cockermouth doorstepped by the 18 reporters.

    Technical Advisor;

    One Global Expert On Bridges (he first came to attention as the advisor in The Bridges Of Kircaldy County,starring Clint Eastwood) – Mr G Brown.

    Script;
    Er,wait by 1,800 bridges and hope they collapse LIVE on TV
    Stand in washed out shops and make stupid comments to the wretched shopowners.

    Filming starts 20th November and finishes when the electorate scum have been distracted enough from the economic fraud,corruption etc of the Labour Govt.

    • 389
      Elsie says:

      ………’ere Muriel, this looks good Shall we go and see it then I love a good romance and that Mr Brown, well, he’s so hunky…..

    • 390
      Anonymous says:

      But missing any Fox, sorry Murdoch, sorry Sky News reporters whose inability to read even idiot boards makes map reading and getting oop north a bit of a problem.

      • 395
        Engineer says:

        Or maybe they have the sensitivity not to shove a microphone in front of some poor bastard surveying the aftermath of five feet of shitty water in their home and asking, “How do you feel?”

        • 435
          Steve Expat says:

          Since when have journalists shown any sensitivity to anyone?

          HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THEY FEEL, YOU WANKERS???

    • 403
      Scenic says:

      On Radio 5 today they had some poor unfortunate Cumbrian householder and obviously thought it would be a good idea to prepare a panel to advise him on how to repair his house after the ‘disaster’, weak advice on washing away mud and replacing plaster was given before he interrupted them with the revelation that he had actually been employed as a builder and house salvage specialist for 15 years, uncomfortable silence ensued before Victoria Derbyshire offered ‘…..perahps your wife is there?’

      • 409
        Sick of paying for biased and edited rubbish says:

        lol i heard it, twas funny, they got a good kicking this morning from their guest especially the lord climate change one.

      • 434
        Steve Expat says:

        lol – and I bet he’ll be doing rather well for work in the coming months, once he’s sorted out his own place of course…

        Why are all these idiot journos so desparate to wallow in the pity of the afflicted?

        Real news today is the climate change leak, the MPs’ prosecution and, for those interested in politics, the new opinion poll showing that the hung parliament discussions over the past couple of days were based on an anomalous poll several days old rather than anything like a new trend towards Liebour (thank God).

        • 448
          Ped says:

          Prof Bob Watson spinning his arse on Newsnight. utter BOLLCKS!!!

        • 479
          Anonymous says:

          Steve, you didn’t really have any doubts the rogue poll was anything but a load of bollocks did you?

          • Steve Expat says:

            Nope! Not when every other poll had a 10-15 point difference, within the usual error margins, this much discussed poll had a small sample of 466 and was a week old when it was released. There was no reason that it would suddenly close to a 6 point gap almost overnight.

            I did say on here earlier though, that the thought of a hung parliament might actually play to the Tories in attracting turnout and UKIP/ABL tactical votes back to them to make sure Brown gets the thrashing Major got in 1997.

    • 411
      nell says:

      Sorry but if gordon was there and I was a resident I would hope that he was standing by a bridge that was just about to get swept away, taking him with it!!

      Odious foul useless person that he is!

  94. 400
    Odds Bodkins says:

    If you get caught robbing a bank you an expect a stiff sentence. Where is the difference? White collar criminals fucking up the world are even worse. Phooey on them.

  95. 405
    nell says:

    So the Baroness U is finally going to get what’s owed to her. At least I hope so!!!

    I wonder what tone think’s about that?? Since she was such a Personal Friend! – especially since the Iraq Inquiry is just about to go public and tell all about his and alastair’s ‘litle lie’ about that wmd 45 mins thing!!

    Oh Dear!!!! Labour chckens coming home to roost from every which direction.

    I bet gordon has gone and hid tonight under that cabinet table again. No doubt sarah’s despairing!!!

  96. 410
    Boyo says:

    He (Morley) gotta go down, mon. When your mortgage is at long fucking last paid off, you know about it all right.

    Bastard digwilydd.

    • 420
      News of the Screws Hooker says:

      Well he’s not going down on me unless he pays up first. Fat bastard can afford it, can’t he?

  97. 412
    Anonymous says:

    Those photographs remind me of something……..the canteena scene from Star Wars.

  98. 416
    Anonymous says:

    Hopefully these will be the first of many.

    • 422
      nell says:

      I suspect that what they are is the death knoll of labour – hopefully for ever , but if not for several generations.

      • 467
        Eric Blair says:

        Yeah! Lets have a one party state. You’ve hit the nail on the head there,nell! Why not a conservative government,in perpertuity?

        • 477
          nell says:

          Well the manipulator bliar,the lying mandy,the bully alastair and the wimp gordon hope they are going to perpetuate their failed abour/communist state forevermore!!!

          No doubt you’d like that!!!

  99. 433
    13eastie (164 Days: Bye-bye, Gordon) says:

    Paxman Mentions CRU Emails!

    • 441
      13eastie (164 Days: Bye-bye, Gordon) says:

      BEUBC expert uses mussel shells to demonstrate climate change!

      What was wrong with frog spawn?

  100. 437

    I’m still going to get away with this. I’m a female Asian and I’ll play the misogynistic race card.

    Kiss my chuddies you taxpayers.

    • 445
      Maladroit Labour Chump says:

    • 446
      nell says:

      No what she’ll do is run away to her marble palace in bangladesh, paid for by us, with its wrought iron gates that are, self importantly, embedded with the House of Lords symbols, with her servants living in impoverished huts at the bottom of her garden. Yes!! Her Labour sentiments are all about equality aren’t they??? !!!

      I bet brown, Tone, cherie and mandy empathise with her completely!!!1

      Does anyone know if we have an extradition treaty with bangladesh?

  101. 439
    restandbthankful says:

    A simple police pledge would be to keep murderers under lock and key. Not in the UK apparently – one female murderer has absconded from ………… an open prison. Why do they bother to lock them up!!! You couldn’t make it up could you.

    • 480
      Steve Expat says:

      Why on earth would anyone think that a murderer convicted only 8 years ago would be a good candidate for an open prison?

  102. 442
    restandbthankful says:

    The question is Nell are we going to get what is owed to us as taxpayers from the likes of Baroness Udders.

    • 447
      Baronness Houdini says:

      RACISTS !!!

      • 465
        nell says:

        No! Not even close!!! You troughed. You lied. You manipulated. You stole!!!

        Don’t give a toss about what colour or race you are.

        You are a member of the House of Lords. You should be above any sort of scam or dispute!! You should be blameless – caring – clean – untouchable .

        You have been none of those things . If you were even decent you would put your hands up and say okay I’m Guilty – I’ll do my time.

        Truth is – The Labour that you represent is not a decent, honest or strong, is it ?? !!

    • 450
      nell says:

      ‘Get what’s owed to us as taxpayers’ from this troughig lot???

      ‘Tisn’t likely is it??

      BaronnesU is going to retreat to her luxury palace in Bangladesh and live there in comfort for evermore!!! Though with luck she’ll get flooded out with gordon’s manmade climate change etc etc!!!!

      morley and chaytor, if there is any justice, will end up in prison.

      brown, mandy, bliar and alastair will end up, at the very least, morally exposed and destroyed by the Iraq inquiry and the next election

      We can but hope!!!!

      • 460
        Anonymous says:

        Luckily,all those Tory’s were squeaky clean,eh nell?

        • 469
          nell says:

          No they aren’t !!!

          I hope they’ll be prosecuted too!!!

          THe problem is labour mp’s and labour lords are being exposed as offending 10 to 1 to the tories and other parties in the commons and the lords.

          Why is that???

        • 481
          Steve Expat says:

          There’s a difference between being squeaky clean and breaking the law.

          Maxing out on expenses may be immoral and lead to you losing your job at the election, but it’s not in the same league as claiming for your mortgage for 3 years after you actually paid it off.. That is simply fraud, same league as benefit cheats.

          Morley, Chaytor and Uddin should rightfully end up in jail, as would anyone else claiming that much money fraudulently from the government.

          • Jordan says:

            Most were clever enough to make sure it was “All within the rules”. The banged to rights fuckwits were so dim,that they were unable to cover their arses,unlike the more astute members The morality is the same,only the modus operandi changed.

  103. 443
    D L George says:

    Off Topic

    For all those into the climate science relased emails leak etc…

    Switch to Newsnight now, if you’re reading this late, pop onto the website for the repeat.

    • 452
      chronic says:

      Take a handful of black and white shells, remove the black ones and hey presto Global Warming. If it was that simple why spend billions on super computers, Global Warming is man made, by politicians who think we are too stupid to see a scam.

      • 474
        Steve Expat says:

        Global Warming is man made, by politicians who think we are too stupid to see a scam. – quote of the day, Guido!

        • 486
          The Carbon Sheath says:

          The global warming scam is a cover to mask the real agenda. Overpopulation.
          The growth in population is unsustainable for any species,let alone humans,who like to indulge themselves in above simple existance levels. All humanity dreams of “Lebensraum”,and we’re running out of space. Too many people,chasing too few resources,equals culling by green contraception.

  104. 449
    Ratsniffer says:

    That photo looks like a line up of rancid old porkers in one of hugh fearnley shititall’s styes…

  105. 451
    Baroness Udders of Gravy Train, Baroness Twat of Twatland, and Baroness Shooty of Shitty, says:

    Yo amm oorrrl wrong abut da B’luvud Leeda

    He am de Massa

    An’ we am de lil’ lams

    Wot pla’ in dem feelds

    And get shagged by de B I G rams.

    innit

  106. 453
    Gordon 'I'm not the Anti-Christ' Brown says:

    Halleluja! Pravdanight was pretty impartial on this, for a change. Was beginning to think there was a blanket MSM ban on the leaks . Channel 4 had a slot, too.

    • 489

      On the BBC blogs the moderators are taking the line that it is *illegal* to quote from the emails or even link to blogs publishing them. Utterly astonishing.

      • 502
        Gordon 'I'm not the Anti-Christ' Brown says:

        LOL. Pravda blogs are like breaking into Fort Knox at the best of times… Just been trawling the mails and code comments at Whats up with That. Scary stuff!

  107. 461
    Anon says:

    Five of the six look as if they have 95% porcine DNA.

    They look more like pigs than humans.

    Animal Farm comes true.

  108. 462
    rigel says:

    Newsnight sends one of it’s reporters to Poland to dig around and revive ‘Kaminskigate’, and thereby attack Cameron.

    This blatant partisanship is getting fucking embarrassing now.

    • 466
      Jan says:

      This is getting so BORING….. I mean how many more weeks are they going to continue with this claptrap ????

      • 491
        whiny little shits says:

        Not as fucking embarrassing as tories and their pets whining and bitching over anyone who doesn’t give them fawning and favourable coverage

        Not everyone is going to give Cameron an easy ride no matter how much you whine and moan about it

        Grow a pair you pathetic perpetual victim pussies

    • 472
      Steve Expat says:

      McShane making a right twat of himself up against Hannan, trying to accuse the Polish Tories of anti-semitism, when even the Chief Rabbi has said that they are quite moderate!!

    • 476
      Anonymous says:

      Just watched it as well. If Denis McShane isn’t the top candidate for political shit of the year then he must have some strong competition. How he has survived to his ripe old age without someone stovinng the little fuckers head in is mindboggling!

  109. 464
    Blue_nun_conspiracy says:

    Two Muscovites on a bridge:

    Sergei: Drastoichey Yuri!

    Yuri: Hi there Serge. Terrible weather what!

    Sergei: Vladi terrible it is ha ha!

    Yuri: You would have made a good comedian Sergei!

    Sergei: So London has leaked data that the world is getting colder after all!

    Yuri: Well nobody bothered to come and ask us – did they?

    Sergei: No. They apparently used a “trick” to conceal the truuth.

    Yuri: You mean like the Kremlin?

    Sergei: Sounds like we’re sending too many of our good men to London Yuri.

    • 478
      Ratsniffer says:

      Ah, Yuri, I fondly remember the days when we had the trade unions in our pockets, and the labour MPs….

    • 482
      streamfisher says:

      University of East Anglia professor said “trick” and “hide” were just words we used because we are not very good at English, however we are experts on man made climate warming and get loads of luvvly Government grants to make Models with… Airfix?

  110. 475
    Tony Blair says:

    Look. I was just a figurehead. Gordon was really in charge all along. I only agreed to appear in front of the cameras because he said i had “Electability”. I only wanted to boost my CV,but Gordon had a vision,so who was i to make waves.
    Peter and i piss ourselves laughing,everytime we meet.

  111. 493
    Anonymous says:

    Met send four expenses files to CPS. Well we all know how that will end up with Labour placeman Keir Starmer as its head – not in the public interest to prosecute, now move along please, nothing to see here etc, etc.

  112. 494
    Billy Sarsted says:

    What about all the local council corruption? There must be many thousand of the bastards on the make.

  113. 495
    Anonymous says:

    Well Fatty Fawkes (and what’s happened to your eye alignment?)

    Send them one of your lovely kosher pizzas and then they can rejoice with the IDF in a celebration of morality.

  114. 496
    Toenails blog says:

    And, I’ll concede this, there is some evidence in some polls of a hardening in Labour support.

  115. 514
    ALEX the SALMON MP says:

    As it now transpires that human body fat is selling at £9000 per litre
    could we not just melt all these c*nts down and use the money to pay off the puyblic debt ?
    i mean Prescott alone must be worth a couple of million ?




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