How Can Dismore Judge Others?
The Committee on Standards and Privileges is becoming a joke. First David Curry was caught for entertaining his mistress at a second home at our expense. He fell on his sword immediately – as he should. Now another member of the Committee, Andrew Dismore, is found to be paying his lover out of expenses and claiming for a second property that housed her “homeopathic surgery” in trendy Notting Hill. Bear in mind his constitutency is only half-an-hour from Westminster on the Northern line and that Dismore has previously enjoyed being London’s most expensive MP for no discernible reason.
He thinks he should just ask fellow members of the Committee on Standards and Privileges if they think he should resign. There is a legal principle nemo debet esse iudex in propria causa, “no one should be judge in his own cause”, of which he should be aware given he is a lawyer. He should just have the decency to just resign now that he is reportedly under investigation by the Parliamentary Standards Commissioner.
How can the disciplinary process be taken seriously if the Parliamentary Standards Commissioner reports to a Committee which includes someone under a cloud for a pretty outrageous abuse of the expenses system? Dismore is a disgrace.
See also: Nothing To Do With Me Guv.
Anyone out there?
Classic quote from Dismore – They’re out to get us all one by one.
What an inshiteful chap he is.
Er, Financial something = Conservatives
usually appears now ???
Usually=Boring Comment
Look I have been a dyed in the wool conservative for all my life, however MasturBator does have a point.
Perhaps in my cynicism, I have given Gordon too harsh a ride over the way he has bankrupted the country, sent our troops in to a combat zone armed with 5 bullets each, turned the UK into the province of a foreign government, lied unendingly about the real reason he gave billions away to bankers, those billions of course are going to be paid by everyone, yes even the very poorest among us, sold the countries gold at the bottom of the market after rather stupidly telling everyone where and when he was going to do it, turning vast swathes of our urban areas into welfare addicted, crime riddled hell holes, created the highest youth unemployment EVER, the list of his failures is indeed impressively long, but MasturBator has, with his erudite charm and informed analysis made me see the light.
Why of course all those failings were not failings, they were successes, all that weakness was strength, all McRuins cowardice was inner courage and all his insane vanity, just misunderstood self depreciation. Cometh the hour cometh the Gordoom, hang on I need another tablet, nurse…
Curry wasn’t deemed to be worth a paragraph of condemnation at the time but now it’s news ?
I wonder why
Finanial Prolapse = ZanuLiebore
same with Blu-Labour / Zanucon coming soon.
t’sser
It was the right thing to do. I’m no fan of Gordon Brown but it’s obvious that he is the new Messiah and Labour MPs are perfectly entitled to some extra money. This Government has saved the world from economic collapse. The fact that we are the last nation on earth still in recession shows how selfless this Labour Government has been in its economic strategy, making sacrifices for the sake of all the world.
First we opened our borders to millions of poor people and in the process allowed some struggling countries to rid themselves of their gangsters and zealots; then we came up with a ground breaking scheme to ease tens of billions of pounds from the UK taxpayer into the pockets of needy workers around the world. The scrappage scheme whereby we pay to keep bratwurst on the tables of needy BMW and VW workers is just a small example or our pan-European solidarity.
Labour MPs deserve ten times as much as they have been fiddling…er, earning. Conservative MPs, on the other hand, are no use to anyone and so to be hanged for their dishonest financial dealings.
I’m no fan of Gordon but I would personally lick his piles.
We are still best placed of all the top nations to come out of recession first, and without borrowing any money, or getting a bailout from the IMF.
You will remember that Thatcher had to go cap in hand for a huge grant to get her out of the mess she got us into. Thatcher the warmongeror, and war criminal.
I will continue supporting Gordon, and his important job, that a novice could never attempt. Its the right thing to do.
British Butt Plugs for British a’sholes!
Innit.
Well put guido , good place to hide under respectability this committee , its to allow them do the job , not indulge in lifestyles of up market glossys
Dismore should go,I am sure that others can suggest a suitable destination
I thought they said “Disney” on the news.
He disney wanna go.
A lamp post on Westminster Bridge?
I’m sure some kind reader of this blog will offer the piano wire…
I’m sorry but from 7.30 this evening Westminster Bridge is to close as it is in direct proximity to Cumbria, where, as you may know, there has been some flooding. Remember, when it rains it gets wet and when it’s dark you can’t see without lights. So, we hope everyone will support the government effort and act accordingly.
Thank you
By George they are getting it…. finally.
many more are slipping through un-noticed, unfortunately
Oink! Oink! Squeal! Squeal!
The only people with the legitimate authority to judge MPs are themselves and voters.
If they will not do their part we must do ours. Ask pertinent questions of your prospective MP at election time. Get them to go on record as individuals as to what they will do to try and create a better quality of representation. MPs being transparent and honourable about expenses, employing relatives etc does not require a Parliament or Party lead initiative nor should it be handed off to yet another quango the 646 can wilfully ignore. They can each find their own answers to us and we can then hold them each to account.
But my MP is so thick he wouldn’t know what I was asking. He is THE most toe-lining of nulab, in it for his turn at the trough ………. and that is self evident by the size of his waist, rather than his majority.
Yes, he’s a Minister too.
My guess is you live in Coventry. So do I with a different MP: I’m sure yours ain’t as thick as mine (even with the twatish ‘tash). The only reason I reckon my MP’s claims were so low is he couldn’t fill out the form.
He should fall on Lord Peters pork sword
Well, the levels of corruption have long since reached a situation where MP’s cannot be trusted with anything, frankly. THat they continue to do this is no surprise. Only significant, seismic constitutional change can alter it now. The committee is “fast becoming a joke”? It was a joke when it was set up. Is it not now obvious to all that the only thing MP’s are interested in is denying the public knowledge/information. They lie, they cheat, they suppress information.
Still think you are living in a democracy?
No.
Who set up the committee in the first place? Seems silly to have chosen MP’s who themselves have fallen foul of the system.
It’s a sad day when they can’t even find enough honest MP’s to form a committee.
Living in a in undemocratic police state, us?
Wait ’till the Eurotroughers really get going. You aint seen nothing yet – cast iron guarantee.
Not as well as the Kinnocks though!
At least they have donated loads to charity and good causes.
Oh wait………………..!
They didn’t give any of their hard won money to help anybody.
Hard won?
The Kinnockios are enth degree parasites, no trough ever goes unruffled if they, or any members of their ill gotten clan, are near it. You confuse hard work with opportunistic cunning mixed with hypocritical greed.
The Piggockios have both in spades.
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Isn’t it?
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Brown doesn’t believe in democracy he has been too scared to ask the nation what they think of him to date. If Brown could depose the Queen, do you not think he would become the modern day Oliver Cromwell!
Warts and all?
‘istorical, innit?
The arrogance of these creatures leaves me weak, away with them.
Someone had a cunning plan – stuff the standards committee with unexposed but seriously troughy types, then go for the, ‘you see, they were absolutely standard expenses ‘ , defence, when the committee members were placed under the inevitable scrutiny.
either that, or the hon members really do think the public are completely stupid !
I would very much like to see Pisspoor fall on his spatha, or is it gladius…i’m sure one of those two words means ‘penis’, which makes the image even better.
Fuckin’ troughers
there endeth the lesson for us all!
Amen
Does ayone here, actually have any authority?
I do. I gave the order to sell our Gold Reserves.
Sorry none left, but we do have lots of bits of worthless paper cluttering up the vaults.
Any takers?
I’ll take a few million off your hands – I need to redecorate the kharzies down at the retainers’ kraal.
If he’d waited to sell our gold til now he could have sent it in the post to one of those ‘unwanted gold companies ‘advertised on cable TV in between re-runs of the Jeremy kyle show and got a free valuation and some cash back! I got three quid for my 9 ct gold prince Albert ring because I no longer required it due to a slight chaffing problem. I tried to sell it on Dickson’s Real Deal but I had no joy but I was very happy the service I received when I used http://www.cash for gold you mug. co.uk
You would have thought that, amongst 646 MPs, they would have been able to find just one or two who were not troughing? Not so it would seem, so the comment that ‘they are all at it’ would seem to be pretty accurate after all.
Come on Dismore, the game’s up old son. No more elaborate and totally unconvincing explanations please, we were not born yesterday. There’s the door….
Next!!
Nominate the Beast of Bolsover.
They are all at it….like a nest of Gay Vipers…
Gay Racist vipers…
Gay rascist sexist vipers. Eating hobnobs.
BIGOT!!!
They are lovely choclate eclairs.
His ‘problem’ is that he is a lawyer – they seem to think that by ‘legitimate’ means they can get off the hook.
Bit like Harperson – she is denying all charges relating to her traffic accident, when from where we normal people stand, she has been caught red handed or the Police are going to look stupid again.
hola!
sack them all!!!!!!
no pay offs!!!!!!!!
take them to court!!!!!
sieze their assets!!!!!!!!
they made the laws.let them live by them……..
no excuses for benefit fraud!!!!!!!!
Unfortunately they employed all the top cops, judges and CPS prosecutors. Even the person in charge of law in this country is an offender.
What we need is a party that represents the working man , lets called it the Labour party and all us serfs can give them donations for running a fair and non corrupt government with the working man’s interests at heart. We could democratically elect people to do this job so that those posh upper class capitalists pigs can bugger off and marry their cousins and play crochet and stuff rather than exploit the poor.
2 points, Guido. (1) The Northern Line is a valid excuse; his constituency might as well be in Peru. (2) “Homeopathic surgery”? WTF? Homeopaths deplore the knife. They also deplore commonsense and scientific method, since it’s all complete bollocks. (See the reasoned utterances of that little Guardianstus scrote, Ben Goldacre.)
o/t but must write in to defend Benny G. He may write in teh grauniad but he’s a critical thinker and unlike our honourable scumbag MP’s tells it like he sees it. He’s good on homeopathy and equally scathing about pharmaceutical malpractise. Not so good, frankly, on nutrition, but hey – nobody’s perfect.
Agreed, Mr Scotus, though he’s a bit full of himself, is our Ben. Possibly with good cause.
Notting Hill isn’t on the NL. Circle, from Westminster, perhaps.
His constituency is Finchley on the Northern Line.
“He thinks he should just ask fellow members of the Committee on Standards and Privileges if they think he should resign.”
The old loaded gun.
Tell me to resign, and I’ll tell the world about you guys.
“Greg Knight, was outnumbered by five Labour MPs, Andrew Dismore, Chris Mullin, Kevin Barron, Paddy Tippin and Dr Alan Whitehead.”
So Dismore was one of the pieces of bovine exreta who found that Jackie Schmidt was purer than pure, white and white. No wonder that troughing bitch was “cleared” by a rigged committee.
I hate these troughing lying self-serving bastards. They are, however, pygmies. Consider this …
The U.S. Treasury bailed out AIG to the tune of about $65 billion. That alone protected AIG’s counterparties from the direct losses they’d otherwise suffer in an AIG failure.
The Federal Reserve Bank of New York creates a special entity to pay off AIG’s creditors in full. While ordinary investors lose fortunes even in companies that are financially viable, 16 major banks don’t lose a penny even in a company that would otherwise be bankrupt — all thanks to the Fed’s largesse.
Within 9 months these banks then pay the money out in mind-boggling bonuses to the very same cretins who did so much to cause the crisis, including:
$29 billion for Citigroup’s Weill in 2003 … $27 billion for Blankfein at Goldman Sachs in 2006 … $106 billion for Jon Winkelried and Gary Cohn, also at Goldman Sachs, in 2006-2007 … and many more.
We’ve all been taken to the cleaners by a bunch of greedy, blackmailing banking bastards, and our MP’s are probably too thick even to realise this.
The criminals who pose as our political class are in on it too. Just wait and see where the bailout boys end up when they are no longer in politics.
The peoples charge is that I Master Baiter is a fuckwitted Liebore troll.
I plead guilty.
Isn’t it just.
In 2007/8 he claimed:
£21,339 Incidentals out of a max of £21,339.
£90,457 staff costs out of a max of £90,505.
£6,957 postage costs out of a max of £7,000.
£9,930 communications allowance out of a max of £10,000.
So out of a potential of £128,844 for all allowances he claimed a measly £161 less than the max.
Let’s not dig too deep here MB, who knows what may turn up on the Labour side! Labour are hardly the Mother Theresa crowd.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !
Source please ??
Labour are hardly the Mother Theresa crowd?
I think you’ll find that is exactly what they are, the blessed Mother Theresa has recently been shown to be a tougher who makes our MP’s seem like rank amateurs. Were she alive today, she could show them a thing or two when it comes to troughing.
No, she did not pocket the cash for herself as far as I know, or for her charitable work, she accepted money from Castro and Papa Doc, not to mention numeroous other unsavoury characters presiding over desparately poor populations, I think the money ended up with the Vatican.
So there you have it, even Mother Theresa turned out to be a crook.
How about Liebore troll Master Baiter failing to declare he gets paid to troll for Gordon and the Commies?
By the commie scum, for the commie scum, I’s a commie scum. isn’t it?
Me communist. Me communist. Me scum.
The allegation appears to have been reported in the NOTW in June – but it didn’t appear to show to whom he failed to declare the dividends. If it was to HMRC, he’d be under suspicion of tax evasion. If it’s to Parliament, then he should have explained his error and apologised to the house. If however the dividends came from private companies that he’s a director of, then he’s likely to have already declared the interests to Parliament.
I thought the idea of homeopathy was to avoid surgery?
Here’s an interesting thought: if homeopathy works, then any glass of water should cure you of anything, since every glass of water contains at least one molecule of practically everything.
Sir William,
Actually homeopathic “medicine” is so diluted a glass of water would be very (un)fortunate to contain even one molecule thereof. Apparently the idea is that the water molecules somehow “remember” meeting a molecule of “medicine”, possibly at a party in someone’s bedsit back in the 70′s. Or was that Withnail? Whatever, the medicine does not even have to be present at molecular level for it to work. Apparently.
What can one say but…
Where are the names! who has been flagged up for expenses fraud by the CPS? Guido get on it my man.
The left wing commentators on this blog are even more dim witted, to assess what Labour MPs have done.
Baiter forgets that no matter what the colour of their rosette, they are a stain on democracy.
A Conservative MP found to be troughing is no better or worse than a Labour MP.
Baiter, instead of sounding like a cretin why not simply turn your back on all who are found to be abusing our money?
Socialist trolls can never critisize the parteh that they loove, it is in their simplistic, tribalist DNA.
Four legs good, two legs bad etc.
He cant.
The short answer is that he’s a buttsucking mandlesemen eater who loves to lie back and think of labour whilst getting it all angles from low cost rent boys.
He can no more divorce himself from thoughts of his beloved ” party” than can the troughers who salivate over expenses.
He is what he is, as are they all, from whatever party.
Bastards, bloody, dirty, corrupt barstards, rotten to the core, one and all.
Would you like the long answer?
Who could forget the likes of ex- home office minister with a kinky husband, the things that pair got up too.!!!! oh la,la. Don’t get too excited MB.
As the old saying goes 90% of men will admit to wanking, and the other 10% are liars.
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This No.1 Master Baiter true Gord left hand man write garbage isn’t it? Best worst garbage than you imposter Master Baiter.
Any more of this and im going “postal”
as in stealing peoples credit cards and parcels
Its why posties always look so fucking cheerful
That whistling smiling c unt walking up your drive has your Visa card, pin number and has spent all night wanking and using drugs that you paid for
Why do you think that the post keeps getting later and later?
How apt that we now have one as hom sec
You appear to be mellowing with age. I’m worried.
Masterbaiter never mind the right, the whole fucking world knows what din*more has done. Fucked us and his mistress, and at our expense.
All the politicos closed down any debate “wait for kelly”, kelly comes & goes, wait for the standards commitee, and who is in it, the same old troughers.
Get rid of the fucking lot of them and start again, trouble is too many people like you, making shed loads for fuck all. Nothing succeeds like failure, unless of course you are a socialist, then you succeed for fuck all, success for not even being a failure. No wonder shitheads like you advocate keeping the status quo
Master Baiter get back to the New Statesman!
Garbage. I writes it. On here. Every day. In every way.
I writes garbage.
Isn’t it just?
Many people waiting.
Lots of humans hoping.
But getting on with the job.
Gordon is.
Isn’t it just?
Gordon is a moron.
Bradshaw is a berk.
Labour trolls are cretins.
I still write.
Isn’t it just?
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Only Master Baiter true have backhand from Gordon carry on jobbying to write troll garbage in Guidoblog site. This garbage Master Baiter is true garbage Master of garbage troll post.
Isn’t it?
The CSP isn’t becoming a joke Guido it is a joke!
Is it no wonder that old porky Smith & McNulty got off scot-free with double dippers like Dismore acting as judge & jury! God this makes me angry!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA……er, I’m not sure I get the joke.
Is n’t the joke on us ??
The CSP is a rat’s nest of corrupt filth from the lowest sewer in the land. They only prosecute the poor and the powerless. Evil thieving trash MPs will get way with with it.
We should ignore the law (the kleptocrats own it) and burn the evil fuckers alive on TV for revenge and entertainment.
I like that idea. We could get the plebs to vote for who gets burned first. Lovely idea must speak to my people about slotting it in between X factor and strictly come ice dancing on ice. Look love would love to cut you in on the deal for the idea and all that but frankly I am just going to steal it and use it.
fuck of Cowell, you lardy fat talentless bastard who’s never done anything useful in his life and should be shot cos your a nazi …… and get your fucking hair cut!
This aside, he’s a decent politician who has done a lot of good. This is the problem with the expenses scandal, we get lost in analysing every penny they’ve claimed and it’s forgotten that they may have done some good.
He is a trougher.
they both are
Curry and Dismore
a pair of thieving piggy shits
Dismore should obviously quit now but his running to the rest of the Committee implies the rest or at least some still there on it are probably up to their neck in as much expenses piggery as he and Curry are
this one should run and run
fuck off you naieve little shit
So, if I carry out armed robbery at my local building society, I can claim I once helped an old lady accross the road and be let off because I had done some good?
What ever good these scum bags may have done, it was as nothing compared to the good they have done themselves, was probably unintentional and does not excuse dishonesty and robbing the public purse.
This aside, he’s a decent politician ?
Where’s the decency in stealing from the public purse?
I could do him some good…
my point still stands though.
So, aside from him being dishonest he’s alright?
John, you have a strange view of the world.
you know what,John, I think you’re serious aren’t you. Nice Andy Dismore does good for his constituents. He’s only stolen a few thousand, all within the rules. Otherwise a really nice guy.
You know what John, it’s people with opinions like yours that have got this country in the mess it’s in. You must be some equally contemptible little turd to make such comment. But hey, that what politicians do isn’t it – it’s worse in Italy ya know…..well, John, take you smarmy little thoughts and stick them up Gordon’s arse, as we know, it’s mighty big enough
Your point is very valid. Much as we might dislike the troughing MPs this is not the money pit swallowing the Nation’s assets.
But wacking the MPs for expense fiddling is an ideal diversion to prevent the public from seeing the real problem namely the Socialist destruction of the Public Purse.
And as most of the elelctorate are now innumerate, anything over a million sounds a lot to them, hence Brown’s derisory offer of a million to Cumbria.
Meanwhile literally Trillions are being squandered and the British National Deficit is exponentially out of control, but it seems to suit Guido and others to continue twittering on ad infinitum about the expense fiddlers.
Hey Ho !
Mr Angry, you’re brilliant. Loved your comments. I havent been called a turd in ages – good work.
How about that old legal maxim “Get your trousers on, you’re nicked chum” instead?
Radio 4 this morning were doing the government’s work for them as usual – as this was reported there were loads of asides from that Scottish twat like…
‘it was no doubt within the rules at the time’
‘he actually claimed less than he was allowed’
‘he paid a family member but it was ONLY about £1000′
Wankers.
I the little shit, Gordon Brown has not fallen on his sword, he is getting on with the jobbies. Plus he is a well known blockhead in the sights of the lizard mob.
blockhead = liebore troll
Isn’t it just?
In Liebore trolls tea cup perfect storm, Master Baiter writes garbage, isn’t it?
Isn’t it just?
The leftwing trolls on this site are so dimwitted we think we is the only one marching in step on parade.
Left, left, left, left.
Oh, I is a leftwing troll getting on with my jobbies for Gordon who everyone hates. Now I feel sad. But I am a fuckwit so still I carries on. Carry on Trolling. Carry on for Gordon ClownNutter. Try to be clever. Clever little fuckwitted ditties for Gordon. My life is so sad I spend all day here fighting rearGord action for commie friends. Yes, me know they ugly shites. Me ugly shite too. Must carry on trolling for Gordon.
Isn’t it just?
I know what to do with the lot of the troughing bastards…
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. . . . . bogies!
I am not Master Baiter.
I am Spartacus.
This England ,allready crippled by the smooth handed Chattering classes
now descends into the dismal solitude of the twittering masses.
When will the ether be free of this pointless pap, devoid of worthless
ambition, cleansed of pale anger.
#101 If Guido and kin didn’t keep “twittering on” about mp’s expenses we would never have known of them. To quote the well known cleric – lickaclit (Abraham) Clinton from the US of a. “It’s the mind set stupid”
#81 I don’t think thats correct, I think the legal maxim is “get your trousers OFF, your nicked”. I think thats more the reality
If you were a thief and had to choose someone to judge you , what sort of person would you choose ?
An honest person
or
Another thief
’nuff said