Labour’s Brave New Strategy - Dizzy
Mephedrone: Dealing with the Facts – ASI blog
Deficit in a Spin – City Unslicker
I Was BNP Bigot Until I Fell for My Jamaican Colleague – Mirror
Conservatives Baffled by Letwin’s Policy Pyramid – Times
Piers Morgan is a Tory – Fraser Nelson
The Bunker Bod Funded Entirely by Unite – Standard
Welcome to the e-Election – John Harris
Mad Nad: Declaring War on Scantily Clad Women - Devil’s Kitchen
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Nick Clegg said…
“Charlie Whelan and Lord Ashcroft are exactly the same. One is the baron of the trade unions, and the other one is the baron of Belize. Both are bankrolling political parties, both are trying to buy seats.”
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FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST
I can’t see what they have done wrong. How is this any different from exploiting school kids, pensioners, athletes, pop stars, nurses, flood victims etc by posing for photographs?
Does anyone really believe that Brown is actually going to give the people of Cockermouth ALL that they need and actually cared for the pensioners he met and was photographed at the rescue center?
They were doing what politicians do all the time, making political hay out of other people’s misery.
Not really,I met the Prime Minister and he was concerned. You can tell when someone is false and he is not. He is compassionate and you can tell that he has suffered in his life.Be fair!
You’re new here aren’t you?
If they work Sundays are they volunteers or are we paying them?
Born yesterday!
I think Lakeland Pensioner must be doing this to supplement his/her pension as thats been taxed into the ground by the mental one in No 10. At least its only the day shift as the evning shift must get quite boring.
Bless!
He promised £1 million to flood victims. He’ll spend more than that on his re-election campaign. This was just another photo opportunity to him, make no mistake.
Brown Concerned ???
He would suffer if I got hold of him, the only thing he is concerned with is getting his fat gob on the telly. You never see him at Wooton Basset the shithouse !!!
I’m no fan of Gordon Brown but….
I hear he’s having a lot of success at a photo shoot with a cockinhismouth.
Has Sarah ever had Gordon`s Cockinermouth?
Yes let’s be fair, do you think Mr Cameron lacks compassion, or respect for the fallen? David Cameron lost his young disabled son this year, I think it qualifies him for understanding the loss of a loved one, wouldn’t you agree?
Cameron planned his photo shoot.Toad Watch.
Dry your eyes love.
He even managed to cynically turn that into a marketing opportunity for the Conservatives.
Good.
He was concerned because he was spending a Million Pounds that could have been used on his Client Base for votes.
It’s that false look of solemnity they smear across their faces that really gets to me.
I refuse to be abused by Gordon ever again.
He’s concerned becuase a million quid is feck all in the scheme of what it’ll cost to clear this lot up. As for all the help we need… Send us some sappers quick fucking sharp so I can get out of town and get to work tomorrow!
Yes but £13m is desperately required by my old flam Mandy for his new Orrifices. Confirmed in the Mail. The Cumbrian moeney may mean cutting back on some divine paintings he wants.
Gordon Brown – A Bridge too Far.
Tony Blair was concerned,…..oh yeh? The gorgon has suffered…….oh yeh? Don’t delude yourself, he’ll have been sent up to the Lake District by his publicist, with photographers, for that oh so compassionate photo shoot. Wait until you find out how quickly anything gets done to repair the situation before you get taken in by that fake handshake.
What are you talking about,Tony Blair?Wake up and stay off the Gin Contessa.
I sometimes secretly dress up as contessa. Hee hee.
Spot on.
There’s an election soon and the pondlife from Westminster will spread their slime where ever their minders think there will be an extra vote for them. Brown is a past master at trotting out figures to support his delusional view of things. If he had taken all the children out of poverty he regularly boasts about there wouldn’t be any left to take. He forgets to mention that all kids under about 15 have spent most of their formative years on his watch. Him and Bliar have a lot to answer for…
Its a photo shoot pure and simple. Just a publicity exercise for the Hoon and watch how many bridges fail now with that dun fuck visiting the place. Man he makes my blood boil. A complete fuckwit.
If Gordon is concerned why did he carry on and take his cabinet to Nottingham instead of chairing a Cobra meeting in Westminster to protect the People of Cumbria? Concerned my arse.
Cobra discussed the whole pattern of flood defence and could you have predicted this rainfall. Get real.
The rainfall WAS predicted. That is why all the rescue workers and TV crews were in situ. Gordon ignored it though and still went to Nottingham with his band of rogues.
The gorgon swept aside the efforts of Hilary Benn who was up in the Lake District long before he was.
Very perceptive, these Nottingham schoolkids:
From Thisisnottingham:
“10.55am NOTTINGHAM High School pupils have just met Ed Balls and Vernon Coaker. Mr Balls fielded questions about fiscal policy and loyalty to Gordon Brown’s ’sinking ship’, as one pupil put it.”
Quite right too
They are only doing what the people,and their positon expect,it is the same the worl over were a Disaster strikes it will never change,just anouther press release.
No wonder labour keep being voted into power with people like you around. If you are looking for a saviour, you won’t find him in a political party. don’t you realise that they despise you and will say anything to keep you from knowing that fact.
Lakeland pensioner???
How stupid do you think we are comrade? You are a newlabour supporting troll surfing the net and planting pro McLoony agitprop.
Why do Tories think that everyone is phoney because they happen to support Labour.Today’s poll shows that 31% of the country still support The Labour party.I don’t know whether posts are genuine? In fact are you Coulson?
They’re not phoney, they’re just fucking dumb.
Sticky Pickles – you’ve got to be joking, right? Liebore has created a surveillance state nightmare; the worst recession (and counting) since the 1930s and the worst peace time government debt ever. Everyone (and it doesn’t have to be Tories) thinks the Brownballsliebore is an incompetent phoney, except for the paid serfs of the state.
Budgie eat your seeds and choke on them-please.
Brown promised one million of our English pounds to the victims of the floods. In the past two weeks, he has given 300 million of our English pounds as foreign aid. If we were fair to Brown as you ask, he would be dangling upside down from a lamp post.
Take the politics out of a political decision to start WW1 and WW2, Iraq, Afghanistan etc. etc.. Nope, does not compute.
Well Well, must go on a diet to improve the image of the Tory party. Just woken up to see that the Tory lead has been cut to 6%.I must cut my gut to improve matters.
Don’t worry about it Eric, the Labour twats will be getting their wanks in early today, as it’ll be the same old, same old limp dicks for them by tomorrow.
as an independent I have to say that it ill behoves Tories talking about Labour limp dicks when they have Nick Soames. What was it his wife said? Sex with Nick is like being fallen upon by a wardrobe – a very large wardrobe with a very small key.
At least he makes an attempt at shagging women, you gay twat.
I could use a wardrobe I’m a very naughty girl sometimes. Hee hee.
It must have been an Ikea wardrobe.
(I key ….. oh forget it).
a small 3rd world country has just announced a day of celebration for the increase in world food supplies.
Less than 12 hours after Jonah visits Cumbria Workington’s only remaining road bridge is about to collapse in the river. I hope Jonah stayed well away from Sellafield.
I am sure I read or heard on Friday that the local authority was going to inspect all their bridges – they would be pretty stupid not to do so! Now I read that Gordon Brown has ordered that all bridges be inspected.
Heard on the news that following Gordo’s visit the waters are rising again. Does he not understand the Jonah effect he has?
Good name for Gordon Brown,Jonah.Seem to remember he survived being swallowed by a whale aka The Tabloid Press. Swim Jonah swim.
NEW POLL SHOWS LABOUR OVER 30%. CAMERON BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD. IT’S THE SUN THAT WON IT.
Best of luck to Labour in 2010.
Any temporary blip in the polls is to be expected. Remember the poll bounce Brown enjoyed after the floods in summer 2007? It all went badly wrong shortly afterward with the dithering over whether to call the election in the autumn. Will he have the balls to call one early this time? Doubt it, he’s knows he’s definitely in for a kicking this time and he’ll want to keep those chewed fingernails clinging to power for as long as possible. We’re currently in a phoney election battle phase with Labour doing their best to portray anything positive about them in the media. When the election date is given though expect a lot of nasty truths about the last 12 years to start coming out.
The new advert for the Police Pledge was lovely. You can call them in at anytime for a chat about your concerns. How reassuring. Funny thing is last time that I needed them, all I got was a call back and a UNIQUE Crime number. Chumps.
Why wait?
Not really. It was Cast-Iron Cameron wot lost it when he reneged on his referendum promise.
Conservatives 37% Labour 31%. ‘Nuff said.I’m stopping eating those Fried Mars Bars and Sticky Bakewells and Jammy Dodgers today.I’m being blamed for this.I was the working class face of the Tory revival and now they say I am too porky by half.
What do people expect? The few remaining tories that have brains and who care for our country have jumped to UKIP and labour have won some back from the BNP.
If the tories were willing to hold a referendum on EU membership then UKIP would be finished. However who would believe the tories?
Well, More people than believe labour, obviously, but it is still a much smaller number than those who despise and do not believe both parties.
too porky by half
when did you realize this?
Pork is haram
You can first me any time, big boy.
Im very concerned that the death of Dr David Kelly is coming back to haunt Alistair and i.Fellow socialists,please blog about anything you can to keep us out of the frame.
Why do Tory Trolls always bring up David Kelly,poor man ,rest in peace.Think of his widow and shut up.
How does one become a Tory Troll on a Right Centre blogsite?
Another $50k PA NuLabour drone spouts shit, as his Masters Voice.
God I do hope that Labour do understand that in Opposition, they are actually meant do do nothing except comment and prod.
Does one have to be brainwashed, and sad to be a NuLabour Drone?
BTW, Tat thinks that Dr Kelly was Suicided by the Labour Administration.
It was not an accident. It was de facto Murder. Bliar had his name all over that one!
So said Tat
Stop mocking my boyfriend. you will get your skull caved in.
Last warning.
Troll.
Love u tat babes xxxxx
Norman Baker a tory. Get a grip man.Our Alistair threw Kelly to the wolves knowing that Kelly was right.We socialists must stick together on this one because sooner or later the shit is going to hit the fan.Keep up the good work HM.blame Cameronand Osborne.
Think of .his widow.Alistair and i certainly didnt
Much as I hate Gordon Brown and wish him dead. :)
I think this was all alot of bollocks. If the Prime Minister cant be photographed looking at the field of remembrance then it is time the whole Poppy Day thing stopped.
Yes, I would gladly buy a poppy in memory of our beloved leader!
Apparently CMD got in before the service for a photo-shoot. Broon was livid & sat through the service frantically texting for a photographer to come so that he didn’t miss out on the opportunity to be seen to be compassionate.
Not true,Cameron planned the shoot,Brown did not. Who is the guilty one?
Brown didn’t apologise ‘properly’ – as always – he can’t be wrong !!!
Brown apologised for “changing the schedule”
Brown is always guilty.
Persecution complex for you.
Off Topic, apologies.
This week has seen half a billion people denied a vote for their “leader”, Lord Fondlebum, unelected, take complete control of the Internet in the UK and a plan by world governments to raise trillions of taxes based on false “global warming” data.
Just this week.
As of 1st January 2010, I refuse to pay and I refuse to obey. I am a free man.
Join me.
http://bastardoldholborn.blogspot.com/2009/11/let-leash-dogs-of-chaos.html
Once, in the 80’s, when Lambeth council sent us a bill to explain the arrears of 100 quid I spent the whole day phoning the council officer to disput the bill. This went on all day, 8 plus phonecalls.
Then just before he went off shift I called him again to tell him that he was right.
LARF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When I became chairman of the tenants assoc this poor fluka knew exactly what was coming.
He was right. The people 1,000,000 quid to repair the tower block, the local MP public humiliation and the Local Labour Party asked me to join, cos I am good at politics, promising to push me forwards.
This was the end of socialist sympathies for me!
They just do not give a fuck for ‘the people’
Fight back by being annoying, persistently annoying whilst throwing some of their own obtuseness back in their faces.
Support Old Holborn!
You have lost nearly everything already!
Sod all to lose now, boys and girls!
No matter, right or left, the creeps who actively keep this system working need driving to utter despair, as they have done for you!
No mercy for the merciless!
Get your own blog Holborn. Oh yeah, forgot, you do have one. Visited by your mum and you every day. You gimp.
OH, you are right about TPUC. I am proud to have John Harris as a friend and I support his freedom 100%
I am researching re-establishing my own freedom as I write this.
It requires a change of belief system, an ability to discard mere things and actually BE a free man. None shall have dominion over me. I shall have to be prepared for the state to try to impose their perceived authority over me, but without my consent, they will be frustrated.
FREEMEN? BOLLOX!
Mummy and daddies money may help though…
Agree with Anonymous, Prime Minister of Britain should be photograph looking at poppies. What’s the problem?
The problem is, he should be photographed underneath a field of poppies.
Do you include Cameron in this puerile tripe?
No.
I demand to be included.
It is my right as an Old Etonian
Fuck off Cammo, all the photo ops belong to me.
Brown only wanted his piccies taken after he found out Camiron had posed for a few with his own photographer !
He’ll be having his piccie taken for his tombstone if the leaked Iraq war documents Gilligan’s splashed all over the Telegraph are even 20% accurate. Bastard Brown was chancellor, starving the troops of kit and sending them to war on Iraqi Air with FIVE bullets a piece fer gawds sake.
McSnot&Slime – Scum of the North.
5 bullets is the right amount for the MoD troughers to collect a big Brucey Bonus, that then inflates the Final Total Remuneration calculation for a Gold Plated Pension.
More bullets would have cost the MoD a fortune in entitlements.
@2
Agree,
If either the Church of England or the Royal British Legion do not want the free publicity they get from senior politicians then the whole thing can safely be ignored in future.
(I’m ex-forces myself, before any of you loons jump down my throat).
No charge for taking photos of poppies at your local Roman Catholic church!
Nor at ours!
Well my boy, for a modest fee anything is possible. Anything, oyvay.
Am I comfortable?
I make a living!
Just £180 for a snap of me.
ALLAH ACKBARRRRRR KILL THE INFIDELS OUTSIDE OUR MOSQUE
Why are the curtains always drawn in your book-shop?
Hooker Made £300,000 Shagging Tory MPs
Her worst bookings with her new agency have been in Britain – with MPs. She said: “My job has taken me right to the heart of Westminster. I’ve had sex with about a dozen MPs at different times, all of them Conservatives and all what I’d term upper-class.
“They seem to think they’re being naughty by spending £5,000 to have a night with me. They’re rubbish in bed – all fingers and fumbling. I find them pretty distasteful.
“Funnily enough, since the expenses scandal broke I haven’t met any.”
And the whore is tasteful then?
about as tasteful as any blogger whoring himself to the conservative or labour party line and keeping on message like a good little dog
Taste is a matter of opinion, performance isn’t. You’ll have to read the whole article to see who her pussy would vote for – needless to say it’s not your average catamite-loving (or worse) nu liebore toady.
What does it taste of?
performance isn’t – “They’re rubbish in bed – all fingers and fumbling.”
Headline doesn’t quite match the story, again!
Does demonstrate non-party bias of this blog, just
Just watched QT, Phil Woolass is a slimy toad VD and Bar
Since when was the news of the world left wing or the BBC?
It’s former Editor is Cameron’s chief spin doctor you dolt
That was not the NOTW headline
check under Seen Elsewhere :
I thought Woolas was very good on Question Time.Phill Hammond looks and sounds like DRACULA.
Floater! !Woolas good on Question Time.If that’s your idea of a joke I’d give up if I were you.Happy “floating”!!
Typical tories with small dicks – that’s why all their women keep playing away from home. Useless tory fuckers. Ha ha ha
And why Labour’s same sex partners go a roving.
Where as no wants to shag the ugly trouts like Margaret Beckett or Jacqui Smith thats why the Labour men go gay.
Sorry but that does not work. If sheer ugliness caused gay tendencies imagine the effect of the transexual frankensteins monster known as Ann (the man) Milton.
And why Tories same sex partners go a roving.
Is John Prescott Tory?
I secretly dress up as a hooker sometimes. Only difference is that I imagine my bum hole being used by any MP at all. Hee hee.
I secretly dress up as a hooker sometimes. Only difference is that I imagine my bum hole being used by any MP at all. Hee hee.
Any time big boy. You know what they say, once you go black you dont go back!
I dress up as well but have to have very large frocks.
But surely she sleeps in another bedroom than rather sleep with the evil Brown?
I’m feeling sorry for Peter Kellner. Imagine having “Lady” Ashton’s snaggle toothed gob round your nob.
Bedwetting could be the problem.Amitriptyline can help.
They can’t say sorry for signing the UK over to EUSSR, can they? Traitors.
Rembemberence Day is nothing more than a photo op for these frauds. No thought about the sacrifices made by the fallen to preserve UK independence and democracy. Cue vomit…
Just seen the new poll which cuts the Tory lead to 6%. What has gone wrong for Cameron? Labour now over 30%?
Yeah, one new poll, lets all have an orgasm.
Other polls recently show a similar trend.
Tell Brown to call a fucking election then you twat.
We won’t be holding our breath.
Ah Jilly, thse window-lickers (copyright: Guido Fawkes) still don’t get it; camoron is about to become the worst prime minister we’ve never had. He’ll fuck-up big time, and that will be so…
Fucking delicious!
And then you woke up from your White Lightning induced delirium.
Jock twat.
Apart from cutting Inheritance Tax,raising other taxes,and letting unemployment go through the roof the Conservatives have no manifesto policies.
Please help with your suggestions on th eback of a postage stamp please.
I will let posters on “Order Order” into a secret…….I DON’T WANT TO BE NEXT PRIME MINISTER AND I HOPE LABOUR WIN THE GENERAL ELECTION
I’ve been in power for almost 13 years, and nothing is my fault.
One of two polls taken by GMG over the same weekend – the other one had a much bigger lead. http://politicalbetting.com/index.php/archives/2009/11/22/two-polls-same-timing-different-outcomes-eh/
You mean The Guardian poll of a few days ago. This showed the same trend with an increase for Labour.
Election, now!
I drink my own pee.
Cast iron impact …methinks
Methinks it will be a good election to lose
People realise he is a cu*t who would crawl over his dying mother to fuck his sister.
You want real change. vote anyone but liblabcons.
Ok it may mean a hung parliament or worse Labour getting back in but looking at the big picture the whole political spectrum needs to be pulled back to the right.
4 more years in opposition might teach the Conservatives who is the boss.
Ok….que abuse.
Do you mean Cameron?By the way two Jillys on here. One the real one, me and another talking about urine.
Oh, you’re the stupid bitch then. Glad we cleared that up.
and you’re the stupid twat then. Glad we cleared that up
No I’m the real Jilly!
silly jilly.
4 more years in opposition might teach the Conservatives who is the boss.
Ok….que abuse.
What a strange comment from someone normally quite sensible and very enlightening in their comments.
4 years of Tory opposition just means Labour continue to bankrupt the country and give it away without a vote. I can’t see how that benefits anyone and just appears to mean that Labour are not subject to this ‘lets show them who is the boss’ idea?
Like I said a strange comment or perhaps I just missed something in the meaning or intention.
As someone who’s always voted Tory up till now, I’ve decided that next election I vote… Labour.
The Conservative party has been reorganised on the lines of New Labour, and I’m not prepared to vote for Cameron or the political class running the party. I also believe that the Tories have not got the stomach to carry out the radical reforms needed to fix the economy (or Europe).
Of course, Labour are pretty vile too. But unlike Cameron’s Tories, there’s absolutely no chance of Labour putting their own house in order. So if Labour remain in power, it’s inevitable that the IMF will be called in, sooner rather than later. Cue drastic cuts to welfare benefits and public spending.
Once Labour’s client voters have stopped receiving their giro cheques they’re probably going to get shirty. Cue fall of Labour government and general election. The B*N*P and UKIP are likely to be more successful when people realise how much the EU costs us.
Happy days…
That’s a cunning plan, little englander; a cunning plan indeed…
Fucking delicious!
To Nick. That sounds like a bloody good plan. It will also give those of us who are planning on emigrating a few more years to get organised and try to persuade our friends and relatives to come along with us.
CAMEROONS – A cast iron twerp
Pickles = Oliver Hardy on Acid.
Lets get a HUNG parliament, better for all.
tat and I would like a well hung parliament.
simple, innit
said the silly old tart. shut up slag, top boy has a statement to make to the trolls and cripples and thieves and lepers and sluts like you who infest this place:
let us all ponder the important issues of the day and while we are at it let us remember this important fact: the first commentator to call a hung parliament was the great thick as thieves. the very first. almost like a prophet. godlike in a way, innit.
I predicted Obama would spank hitlary’s ass – CORRECT.
I predicted that Obama would beat the shit out of mccain – CORRECT.
I predicted blair would not become EU president – CORRECT.
and I have, for some time now, been predicting a hung parliament.
and that too, dear reader, will come to pass. place your bets.
surely a person with such a vast intellect who is able to consistently analyse such large volumes of information and then come to such accurate assessments must be a genius?
CORRECT.
Can you predict the winning numbers for next weeks Euro lottery for me please? isn’t it
Comment by the nutty thick as thieves now cut and pasted to my notepad. I can’t wait to play this one back on here once the Tories get in with a comfortable majority.
Suck it up, oh fucked up one.
I am a genius danny so what I say matters.
you are just a fan, so your views are inconsequential and unimportant.
it is not your fault you are not as intelligent as me, it is genetically pre-determined.
We’ll see about that when you hear from me again next year.
tat dear, you are always correct. Even when you are wrong you are correct.
Love you constantly correcting me. Deep bliss. Ah.
Go Girlfriend.
Just relax on that couch, Tat. Now I want to talk about your childhood.
I was a genius as a child aswell.
He really believes that, you know!
About being a clever little chappie.
Then he had that horrible lobotomy, after the shock treatment. Never been quite the same, but adorable nonetheless, aren’t you sweetie?
you are boring.
thick as thieves says:
November 22, 2009 at 1:46 pm
I was a genius as a child aswell.
More like a penis
poop! poop! poop! poop! poop! poop! poop!
Yes – hang the bloody lot of them! – RESULT!
I would have thought photographs of this sort of thing would set an example to others. What a pity the Mirror made a tasteless partisan sideswipe out of it.
I think the point is that “Dave” turned up 10/15 minutes before entering the main entrance of the Abbey and says he was asked by his accompanying photographer to have some photoo’s taken in the Garden of Remembrance and then afterwards went into the Abbey through the main doors. Brown or his entourage heard of this and told the Dean that they wished to have Gordon and Sarah exit via the Garden of Remembrance and that that this would be filmed by TV cameras and photographed. The Dean thought that this was acceptable as it would be of the Prime Minister showing due respect to the fallen. It subsequently came to light that Brown was responding to the earlier photo shoot by Cameron and that basically the Abbey was being embroiled in a political exercise by both leaders hence the Deans admonition of both leaders to basically to stop playing politics with the “fallen”, Slap on the wrist to both Cameron and Brown. Neither come out of this very well The fact that “The Mirror” made a thing of it was inevitable given the previous coverage of Brown’s letter by The Sun.
So the Dean had given his approval to Brown but Cameron had sneaked a photo op.What does one make of this?
Brown’s a snivelling hoon?
The Dean’s a liebour troll
That’s ‘Toilets’ for ya…!
So they’re competing to be seen to honour those who laid down their lives for us. Isn’t competition a good thing?
At least Dave had a military person with him in the photograph. No self respecting serviceman would go near that nonce Broon. He’s sold out the armed forces ever since he went to No 11. The man is tathe ultimate shit.
Ridiculous reply Brown has had so many photographs taken with soldiers.
Yes quite so but there remains a very significant difference between the two. In the son of the manse case soldiers are ordered to be there they don’t do it voluntarily.
All weapons are de-mag’d as well (just in case)
In private Brown looks at pictures of lots of soldiers ducky.
Before he sends them to thheir deaths with dodgy gear.
Military say that the soldiers now have all the equipment they need for the war as it is fought at present.No decent soldier would want to be seen with Tory scumbags.
Sapper
ever heard of ARSSE?. Suggest you pay a visit and test out this ‘theory’ of yours.
All the equipment they want?
Go and voice that opinion in any Mess in any Camp. You MoD snake
Sorry they got caught more like! how the hell did people like this achieve high office? they ought to be in a secure unit counting their fingers.
The system that allows this to happen is just wrong.
This story is a load of balls.
Both od these prats tried to capitalise on the event.
Repugnant, offensive, disrespectful.
One knows better, the other doesn’t.
Which is worse? The one who knows better.
Shameful
“Which is worse? The one who knows better.”
With that one line you yourself are also now guilty of trying to capatalise on the same event.
Muppet!
Hardly. I’m not capitalising on anything. I’m moralising.
The irony is clearly lost on you it is so bleeding obvious.
and they wonder why people hate mps
Fuck me, one favourable poll, and the trolls get all brave and come crawling out of the woodwork.
The only poll that counts is the one on 6 May 2010.
Exactly, let’s wait and see, let the democratic process take place. People who care about who governs them and in which way they do it will come out to vote. But I personally would feel repulsed by five more years of Brown and Labour, I have had enough.
I would feel equally repulsed if the Tories won.
Don’t worry, you’re repulsive enough as you are.
repelled, not repulsed.
hey, you have only been here five minutes and we have already had quite enough of you lizzie, you whingeing fucking bastard.
why are you her? have you been banned from conservativefoam for being such a gobby c’unt?
please fuck off lizzie, you are bad for business, you are scaring away the decent punters with your constant fucking moaning.
go nag your husband woman and leave us alone FFS.
fucking hell.
there seem to be a lot of woman trolls who think this site is some kind of surrogate partner where they can come and whinge and nag like fuck about their personal problems. it isn’t. the reader can get that at home lizzie, they do not come here to have you nagging on like an old fishwife all the time.
fuck off.
thankyou.
As I have said before, it is not your place to “kick” me off this blog, free country, Thick as S**T. I would have to go a long way to beat you for whinging, you are worse than any fishwife.
“Woman Trolls” what is that all about?
Forbearance, Lizzie! He is my patient!
you are a woman and so you nag.
it is a genetic thing. men have historically had more power than women so women use irritating communication methods to be heard, like a cat or dog whingeing for its dinner.
it is easy to tell a woman blogger because the giveaway is tha they go on and on and on and on saying the same boring thing over and over and not listening to the points of the person they are ‘communicating’ with. even when and particulary when they lose arguments they do not accept their defeat graciously instead they go on and on and on and refuse to admit defeat.
your husband has to put up with you lizzie, we do not.
here is a tip for you lizzie. improve your manners.
woman have been tricked into working full time by the politicians so they pay income tax. it wasn’t about equal rights, it wasn’t about equal opportunity it was all about the tax. you’ve been mugged love.
and now woman are starting to realise how they have been cheated.
lower pay and lower pensions are proof of what low esteem the politicians have of women in the workplace and therefore women in society.
the combination of a rush to get on in the workplace and the nagging sense that you’ve been ripped off has created a fucking disgraceful lack of manners from women.
currently working women are rather like 1950’s american executives who expect the world to revolve around them just because they get out of bed in the morning and go to work.
they are also just as bad, if not worse, as men in their sexism in the work place.
so change the fucking record you rude c’unt, shut your fucking mouth and learn some manners.
thankyou.
tat doesn’t really like girls. Does it show? Is it obvious? He tolerates Fag Hags tho’
you still stalking you retarded australian window licker?
go back to rimming Dame Edna and sucking rolfs cock
thick as thieves says:
November 22, 2009 at 1:58 pm
URGHH!!! *red light flashes*
Sexist hate crime.
You are fined 10 credits
Do not let this happen again or you will be returned for re-education.
TaT only thinks he knows something about women. He knows nothing about me. How does he know whether I have a husband or not, it is none of his business. He reminds me of the little old women who hide behind net curtains and spy on others but they only think they know everyone else’s business. TaT is what he is…..boring and repetative, and full of his own importance.
tat’s gay friend, you are a bird. as you are a woman, why are you pretending to be a homosexual man?
you fucking weirdo.
you are one fucking strange bitch.
lizzie, by failing to address any of the valid points and nagging on with your own preset whingeing agenda you have proved the point I was making in my post.
thankyou.
most kind.
I’ll join your club on this one Lizzie
be a man instead of a mouse, eh alan?
Think Thicky is losing his tiny little mind. He had already lost most of it after the big ‘L’.
Shall we re-book you into the Priory, Tatty? You loved the food there. Such nice Gardens as well.
Tmftt, after reading your diatribe, am wondering why you’ve stolen tat’s name! Must think some of his star dust ‘ll rub off on you – is that it? or have you a better excuse? Let’s face it, you’re a complete unknown!
Be careful my Almost Royal friend, before you find broken glass on the floor.
Capiche?
you do not threaten my friends you c’unt.
Talking of lonely,crusty, sad, ugly Fag Hags……….!
Right on Q
Or what, oh disabled one?
I have already had my pound of flesh from you but you are too dim to understand.
you cretin.
I seem to remember this time last year that Labour had an increase in the polls, which was eventually put down to the optimism that accompanies the lead up to Xmas. Needless to say that the increase evaporated in the New Year, once the credit card and other bills started to thud through peoples letter boxes.
I think a lot of other bills are due to go up in that time as well so a triple whammy for Labour
So Labour give a scrappage allowance of £1000 per old car, which is matched or exceeded by the car manufacturers.
From April there is a “Showroom Tax’, of £1000 on new cars.
Can someone help me here. Does this make any sense at all? Then they cream 17.5% off the top of that. Unless of course they actually do the correct thing and raise VAT to 19%+ like most other Euro Economies.
They are unable to meet payroll right now by 11 Billion a month.
There is little sadder than being a troll for Gordon.
Let us be a bit happy, just once, please!
Happy Troll here. made my day this poll.
That’s it. One day. Make the most of it, you sad fuck.
Fuck me, one public relations disaster by the sun, and the tory trolls get all brave and come crawling out of the woodwork.
I’m the only troll on this thread, go away all my other personalities!
Er…doesn’t quite work this one does it?
Must do better.
Er…doesn’t quite work this one does it?
Murdoch fucked it up in the sun, Labour is only 6 points behind and a tory troll start whining and crying.
No wait, it does work after all.
Must learn to shut the fuck up and stop being a window licker.
If you think this rogue poll has anything to do with that, you’re seriously deluded mate.
I didn’t really need to tell you that did I?
I really have nothing else to do but put smear my sad crap over this site.
I deserve pity.
All you ever do is smear your sad deluded crap Mr Murdoch
Over this site and all over your retarded shitpapers
You deserve to drown in your own shit or failing that, just do a Maxwell and pop over the side of the boat for a dead man’s float
Let them enjoy their poll.
Despite being a massive outlier compared to the recent trend, it still shows acres of clear water between the Tories and Labour.
That tells me Labour is fucked.
If shit-for-brains trolls want to kid themselves by publicly with some sort of victory parade, let them fill their boots…
Vote for Independents not for the useless hacks
This is nearly interesting.
Anyone got a link to Gordons apology?
Here you have it from the Tories
A Conservative party spokesman said the decision to take photographs was made “at the last minute” and that permission was sought from officials at the Field of Remembrance.
“We will not apologise for any misunderstanding and are unable to offer any cast iron guarantees that it won’t happen again,” he said.
The EU Referendum was in the Labour Party Manifesto.
We got sold down the river, when Millibrain signed our lives away. And all the Trolls repeat is the Mental ones cast iron mantra.
Anything to keep your job and retain power eh drones?
12-13 years in COMPLETE control and they blame the Tories and LD for doing nothing and calling the wrong shots.
How very bizarre.
The sad fact is that total tax receipts do not cover total benefits paid right now.
Anyone can see that Labour have screwed up, and have actually run out of other peoples money.
Am I happy with DC? No! He should promise a Referendum on the EU again.
Failure to do so will cost him the Election. Period
To 69.
I totally agree we should be out of this EUSSR global domination rat race.
Cameron needs to grow a pair and nail his colours to the mast,failure to do so given the mood of the country could cost him dear.
The B an P and Ukip are rubbing their hands over this issue.
The EU Referendum was a Cast Iron Guarantee
We got sold down the river by wavy Davey as Kenneth Clarke shit on his head from a great height chuckling as he did so
Am I happy with DC? No! He should promise a Referendum on the EU again.
Failure to do so will cost him the Election. Period
No it won’t!
Cast an eye on the polling questions which include attitudes to climate change. Unfortunately, hardly anyone gives a toss…
Cameron decided to backtrak on a verbal ‘Cast Iron’ G’tee.
The reasons for which we do understand.
Labour put it in writing, carry a huge Majority, and reneged on the Manifesto Pledge, and signed our rights away.
The reason why the gap has narrowed. Which it has. Is due entirely to a feeling of lost hope by most sensible voters.
Labour Stuffed us, and Cameron is unable to rescue us. Gap narrows.
When, and if we get to the May GE before the IMF gets stroppy.
It will be obvious at some point soon, that there is no money left. That is when the Gap will become huge!!
Sometimes the dead tree press are looking for something that just isn’t there in their eagerness to find a “bad” story, then things get out of hand very quickly. I am sure both Cameron and Brown do respect the fallen.
Hardly a mention of Climategate in today’s MSM. What more do they want? Christ to reappear dressed as Elvis?
He’s working in the chip shop on Victoria road.
They certainly seem to respect The Fallen Angel himself, Mandy the Prince of Troughers Incarnadine!
The only thing to do, ban politicians from the Cenotaph. If they continue with this, ‘My poppy is bigger than your poppy’ nonsense where will it end. We’ll have one of ‘em stark naked flaggelating him/herself up Whitehall crying, ‘We are not worthy’ to prove they, ‘care’ more than the other lot.
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That would do it for me, especially if it was Batty Hattie.
Alas none of us would ever see it under Liebours (Battie Hattie’s) laws governing such imagery.
Three years for that particular extravagance M’Lud.
Christ the very thought of a stark naked Broon flagellating himself up and down Whitehall has just made me violently wretch!!!
O/T I know but will somebody ask Miliband Jnr. to comment on Climategate The silence is deafening.
Aaaaaaah, thanks for an excuse to post this jpg which says it all lolol:
(if the pic doesn’t appear, pop over here for a ganders: http://www.rense.com/ )
http://www.rense.com/1.imagesH/climatology_dees.jpg
Never happened. Nothing to see here. Move along!
Climate crap sells papers.
Best you follow the Met Service advice from Spring and paint your house white.
It’s going to be another scorcher!!!
Funny how yet another Government Department deigns to offer advice on how to lead my life.
Anyone want to buy a lovely 4 bedroom house in Brilliant White? The Heatwave never happens up North.
I know. The media silence on the real story from climategate is a bit worrying.
Frankfisher.
I take your point but this story has legs.
You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead..!!
Graphite?
The Thought Police are rounding up all heretical journos. Witch burning will begin soon.
Climategate puts a stick of dynamite under the Gov’t, EU and NWO, hence we’re unlikely to hear any more of it. Just expect a few missing scientists and journos…
P.S. Norman Heavy Rump wants to tax our every breath and fart. We can’t disappoint our Great New Leader with weird science…
Government advertising is reaching ever increasing financial spending highs.
One on last night on behalf of the police. One just on about action on Co2.
The Carbon thingy was on about driving 5 miles less every day. My advice is do nothing. Labour will increase unemployment so much, that your daily commute will in fact become unnecessary. There, job done. We all saved the Planet to-gether.
They BOTH did it because they are both know the public support for Afghanistan is falling off a cliff and in the absence of any fathomable reason to continue the carnage all that is left is to have photo ops showing how terribly serious and upsetting they find all this death [*click*lovely and show us a bit more poppy*click*] while hoping they can hide behind the Union Jack.
“If a political party does not have its foundation in the determination to advance a cause that is right and that is moral, then it is not a political party; it is merely a conspiracy to seize power.”
Dwight D. Eisenhower
1′ 40″….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8y06NSBBRtY
RIP JFK 22.11.63
Bang-on target…
This is precisely why Tory support will move downwards.What moral right is there in raising Inheritance Tax,bringing back Hunting,cutting jobs in the public sector,bringing in a whiff of privatisation to schools and hospitals?The Tories lack a cause and an ideology which raises them above the me first society.
Fuck off you dreary, tedious New Liebore apologist. The public sector is dragging the country down. What we need is wealth creation, not wealth depletion.
O yea the Bankers and Speculators were good at that but they messed up good and proper.Wealth Creation my Aunt Sally!
What we need is more Outreach Coordinators and Loft Lagging Inspectors for the export market. There’s a global demand you know.
The World is desperate for any of the 11,000 HiPs Inspectors.
How did we ever manage before them?
good point. we managed without them just fine.
and we managed without you before you starting clogging up the threads and we will manage very well when you have fucked off.
Looks like your crown is slipping chick. Oh my, why do you always get so angry when you feel threatened? Is it the surgery, the ultra strong medication?
Being rejected by that cat? Please open up, and tell me. Love you Thicky!
fuck off sheep shagger
A moralising preamble is almost invariably a warning-sign that something ludicrous is about to follow.
Focussing on a moralistic justification for government is to detract from whether the ideas themselves actually work.
This approach also makes the dim-witted assumption that moral arguments work universally: they do not, especially when, out of desperation, some sort of religious text is cited.
Self-righteousness is not the same as having a persuasive argument.
“The Right Thing to Do”
“Moral Compass”
etc. ad nauseam
Oh dear, the Rev Sukyspook was at work on 12th Nov too, espousing Matthew 23 which I stand by again after witnessing Brown grandstanding once again in Cumbria yesterday.
These hoons have NO compassion; empathy or love for their fellow men/women…..and yes, Cameron DID lose his son earlier this year – SO HE SHOULD KNOW BETTER than ‘use’ that photo op to further his political ambitions. As they obviously have no respect for us – I too have none for them:
Matthew 23:14
Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye devour widows’ houses, and for a pretence make long prayer: therefore ye shall receive the greater damnation.
Matthew 23:25
Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye make clean the outside of the cup and of the platter, but within they are full of extortion and excess.
Matthew 23:27
Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye are like unto whited sepulchres, which indeed appear beautiful outward, but are within full of dead men’s bones, and of all uncleanness.
Look Susie just be yourself.
But would the gorgon know anything about Matthew? Being a mere lowly Presbyterian.
You’re that minger Simon Gardner and I claim my £5.00.
How about apologizing for trying to tax us all to death on the GREAT CLIMATE CHANGE LIE? Even with written evidence now in the public domain of deliberate falsification of evidence and manipulation of the peer review process ,I’m very afraid there’s too much money involved for policy to reflect the truth.
Unbloodybelivable
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http://tinyurl.com/yewpkoo
telegraph
“Iraq report: Secret papers reveal blunders and concealment
Tony Blair, the former prime minister, misled MPs and the public throughout 2002 when he claimed that Britain’s objective was “disarmament, not regime change” and that there had been no planning for military action. In fact, British military planning for a full invasion and regime change began in February 2002
The need to conceal this from Parliament and all but “very small numbers” of officials “constrained” the planning process. The result was a “rushed”operation “lacking in coherence and resources” which caused “significant risk” to troops and “critical failure” in the post-war period.
Operations were so under-resourced that some troops went into action with only five bullets each. Others had to deploy to war on civilian airlines, taking their equipment as hand luggage. Some troops had weapons confiscated by airport security.
Commanders reported that the Army’s main radio system “tended to drop out at around noon each day because of the heat”. One described the supply chain as “absolutely appalling”, saying: “I know for a fact that there was one container full of skis in the desert.
The Foreign Office unit to plan for postwar Iraq was set up only in late February, 2003, three weeks before the war started.
The plans “contained no detail once Baghdad had fallen”
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Chilcot better not whitewash this one …there needs to be accountability , and severe punishment for the culpable , as there has been deaths .
Just how deep has a cut to be before teflon gets scratched.
Now that he won’t have immunity we might still see Teflon in the dock at The Hague.
I live in hope.
Teflon for the Hague!!!!!!
I know I shouldn’t laugh but
“I know for a fact that there was one container full of skis in the desert”
Its actually very serious but what does anyone expect from a government since 1997 that has always been more concerned with its own image and votes than the well being of the troops or anyone else for that matter. They say they are the party of the poor well they got that right. We are all fecking poor now.
I have always detested Labour but at least ’sunny’ Jim Callaghan did what was right for the country in the end and not like this moron whats right only for McFuckwit. I really loathe this man and Labour to the core and just wish he and they would go ASAP rather than spend even more in an attempt to make the next governments work next to impossible.
I hope the Hague will be their next stop but given the makeup of the EU (cronies in place) I very much doubt it. The mothers of dead soldiers are going to be waiting a very long time for the owed justice.
Thank god we didn’t get the teflon foisted off on us in top job in Europe! I’d have been grateful to have literally ANYBODY but him. That includes, – very grudgingly, – mandlescum, Phil Woolas, J Reid, P.Hain, D Blunkett, A Johnson, millihilli,……. and that must be proof of how much I DIDN’T want him!
Might explain the lack of choppers and decision not to order more by Broon.
Told you so.
Woolas just makes me laugh out loud whenever he’s on tv.
Question Time was a hoot.
Does he really think that whatever he says matters to anyone at all?
There should be a Damehood for Joanna Lumley just for having dealings with the egocentric, garrulous, conceited fop.
Take it that Woolass was good then otherwise you wouldn’t be so mad.
No, just conceited.
Last night, one of the presenters on Children in Need said, “pick up your phone and pledge”. I’m still sitting here with the phone in one hand and a can of furniture polish in the other wondering what the fuck I’m supposed to do next.
Polish ya knob.
Shines like Christmas!
Rather than cook and miss the BBC Extravaganza that I am forced to pay for.
tat and I ordered a pizza take away to be delivered.
We ordered a 12″ One
We chose a Thin, Crusty, SUPREME.
What did they send!………..
Diana Ross.
Boom Tish
You ordered a Pizza?
Was it the sort of base that King Wenceslas preferred, thin and crisp and even?
Come on, get it right – ‘Deep pan crisp and even’.
Polish up the wood.
In future, everyone will be taught this in school at the age of 5, because the UN has spoken, and the rich men’s lackeys with their hands on the levers of power everywhere abase themselves themselves before high piles of money, and legislate for positive duties.
don’t worry, pledges are only those fake promises that appear in Labour manifesto’s
NO fucking way Jose – every bloody penny my wife and I earn is going on our own children to get them through University.
I am unemployed at the moment and why the hell should we give more money away – our taxes have gone to Indian aid of millions,African aid of billions and all decided by that c*unt Brown and his criminal cabinet.
Nope – the money stays with us.
Its all goin’ tits-up for me and me party. (Empahsis on working class dialect).
Where did it all start to go wrong?
Blu-Labour needs help, rally rally ’round I say.
Hi,
Its these times towards the Xmas period, that alot of members start putting on a few extra pounds. Too many mince pies, too much turkey – all add up, and place a burden on the NHS. Do yourself a favour this year, and cut down on your intake – you know its makes sense.
Don’t worry Eric, once a trougher, always a trougher.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1229940/Cathy-Ashton-EUs-new-Foreign-Minister-Treasurer-CND.html
So had we not won the battle with CND it would have seriously weakened this countries position in front of the Russian onslaught. Russian onslaught it was and some will remember the Cuban missile crisis when the world was brought to the brink of nuclear war. What stopped it was the threat of mass retaliation or mutual destruction. Without that the ships would not have turned around and the world would be a very different place now with select committees not voted for electing leaders behind closed doors and denying the people choice ….Oh .. Hurumppff!!
All the same CND were wrong then and are wrong now. Despite what was perhaps best intentions they refused to go to Russia to conduct their campaign equally and should the odds, invade bases and generally act as 5th columists as they were able to do here under the full protection of NATO. My they were brave …NOT.
Watch and see as nuclear disarmament now returns but as many years ago for us only but not the other side. Remember Kinnock stated a day before the election he lost if he won he would order Polaris to return to base. It was this action rather than “Well AWwwwrrriiiggght!” that lost him the election.
I am all for ridding the world of nuclear weapons but EQUALLY on both sides. Never ever trust a socialist they never change there spots and there are rather a lot of them in the EU now. Don’t say you were not warned but NATO must be at risk now as these idiots infest, unelected into the top positions.
I thought that nothing further could shock me,but learning that Ashton was that stalinist bastard Kent’s assistant proved me wrong.Brown sends brave men to their death with inadequate kit whilst agreeing to appoint to represent Europe abroad an unelected crony who gave comfort and support to our enemies and who tried to undermine our defence at a time of great danger.
Please elaborate. Who is this Kent? Mis-spelling?
The holy Bruce Kent,good man so Ashton must be good.
Erstwhile Bishop of Bath and Wells. Resigned.
More publicity then.
Yvette Balls on Politics Show NOW! Diarrhoea moth speaks!
Mouth of course!
Are they like gad flies?
Cad flies?
I don’t know Contessa, I actually thought the first one was spot on and a much better description.
She was good was our Yvette proper bonnie lass and such brains .Love her myself better than Theresa Hairstripe any day.
You mean bonnie lad don’t you? And ’she’s’ not even that.
No lass, long hair doth not a woman make.I am not Tarzan .
What’s Hezza got to do with contemporary politics you fucking numbskull?
“The UK Border Agency had said it believed the total number of students was “roughly the same” as last year.
But a Freedom of Information request has revealed the number of students entering from these countries alone nearly tripled over the summer. ”
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8368709.stm
UKBA were too busy playing team games on Company Time to notice.
They are there in name only.
You can’t have too much diversity in your life!
Somalians are really good imports. So friendly.
We must import as many new labour voters as we can. It is the right thing to do.
What about the NEW scandal of New Labour importing illegals, the British firms hiring illegal immigrants?
If you still trust any politician left right or centre, read this, the latest epistitle:
http://stuartsyvret.blogspot.com/
We have a man – a politician, from on our own doorstep (Jersey) seeking refuge in London. WTF?
The River Derwent runs through…..wait for it…… Borrowdale!
How is Postman Pat by the way?
Anybody seen him and the cat that tat sexually abused?
Hee hee
we will leave the zanulab troll’s comments @ 12.44pm hanging in the air.
very grubby and very telling.
I must certainly, as an independent propagandist, be really pissing off the new labour party with my propaganda.
excellent.
thanks for letting me know you fuckwit.
DOH!
you silly cripple.
You will recover from the brain damage. Just keep following the 12 steps.
One day at a time, just like they said in the Priory. You were so happy there.
Bless.
I am quite itchy
said the heroin addict.
said the brain dead moron
What about the hamster he shoves up his arse?
No Richard, you always try to blame someone else for your sex crimes. It was you Richard who stuffed me up your arse while you were rimmimng and analising your boyfriend.
Don’t you remember?
Your perverse sex act almost killed me you fucking sex offending sex pest.
I have reported you to the relevant authorities you nonce.
A talking hamster. I wish I hadn’t bought my crack cocaine from mr thick as thieves, the shystering little mong.
Ah, you are a crackhead aswell as a nonce.
Thought so.
It’s not in your remit to think, you little shit.
never mind the cats Australian, shagged any sheep lately ?
What a baaaaad thing to say
The British Government’s War against the British Army: http://eotp.wordpress.com/category/the-governments-war-on-the-british-army/
Sickening.
Yes it is.
Its typical of you lot – Mr Brown has promised to keep one eye on the problems in Cumbria – how do you expect him to keep a watch on other things at the same time? Along with our troops, he clearly does not have enough of the right equipment to do both things concurrently.
Perhaps Brown should be asked if the Army still has bridging equipment to replace the Calva trunk road bridge in Workington?
Why does Al Beeb assume that Bridges are checked only after the intervention of the self appointed all knowing Gorgon Brown?
Thinking about Brown reminded me of Colin Milburn (Ollie) who was a Northants cricketer. I met him a couple of times at Northampton Saints bar – we both had imbibed a pint or ten. He had a bit of a party trick that he demonstrated – he put his glass eye into an unsuspecting imbibers pint, and caused much hilarity when the went to have a slurp. Now he WAS a great bloke, unlike the one eyed snot gobbling fuckwit who just reminded me of him!
Does Brown really go jogging. The Telegraph is very suspicous.
“So far, alas, their quarry has eluded them. Just as he had never been seen jogging before the photograph had been taken, he has not been seen since. Some members of the paparazzi are now muttering that the original picture must have been a stunt.
What is more, one tells Mandrake that it is a mystery who took it, as the photo was uncredited. Matrix, the agency which furnished newspapers with the picture, will tell me only that it was not taken by one of their photographers. “It was supplied to us by someone who wished to preserve their anonymnity,” says Tom Smedley, of the company.
Certainly the Nike trainers that the PM was wearing with the Air Max logo showed little sign of wear.
Downing Street says Brown “does go jogging when he has the opportunity”. The spokesman insists: “We did not set it up.” Brown was said to have been following a strict fitness regime for a couple of months. David Cameron is regularly photographed running energetically in sporty shorts,
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/gordon-brown/6624110/Gordon-Browns-jogging-mystery.html
Of course we are all waiting for Brown’s former History students from that obscure Tech College to have their 15 mins of fame by telling us all how many students were hit by flying blackboard rubbers. Is the jogging another made up story, just like his claim to have been a lecturer?
“The Nike trainers…….showed little sign of wear”. Unlike the over-weight, clearly shagged-out and foolishly posturing Brown
Still no memories from former members of the First XV who may have witnessed his Rugby “injury”?
Still no team photographs?
Did it ever happen outside of his tiny little imagination??
I was in school in Wales with a Talwin.Are you him?
Nope!
I hear the latest PR disaster from our bankers ahead of the likely decision tomorrow that their charges are extortionate, is that “we are a business, not a social service”.
Try writing this one to your bank account person (no longer a manager):
(it was written by a 98 year old)
Dear Sir
I am writing to thank you for bouncing my cheque with which I endeavoured to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three ‘nanoseconds’ must have elapsed between his presenting the cheque and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honour it.
I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my pension, an arrangement which, I admit, has been in place for only thirty eight years. You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also for debiting my account £30 by way of penalty for the inconvenience caused to your bank.
My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused me to rethink my errant financial ways.
I noticed that whereas I personally attend to your telephone calls and letters, when I try to contact you, I am confronted by the impersonal, overcharging, re-recorded, faceless entity which your bank has become. From now on, I, like you, choose only to deal with a flesh-and-blood person. My mortgage and loan payments will therefore and hereafter no longer be automatic, but will arrive at your bank by cheque, addressed personally and confidentially to an employee at your bank whom you must nominate.
Be aware that it is an offence under the Postal Act for any other person to open such an envelope.
Please find attached an Application Contact Status which I require your chosen employee to complete. I am sorry it runs to eight pages, but in order that I know as much about him or her as your bank knows about me, there is no alternative. Please note that all copies of his or her medical history must be countersigned by a Solicitor, and the mandatory details of his/her financial situation (income, debts, assets and liabilities) must be accompanied by documented proof.
In due course, I will issue your employee with a PIN number which he/she must quote in dealings with me. I regret that it cannot be shorter than 28 digits but, again, I have modelled it on the number of button presses required of me to access my account balance on your phone bank service.
As they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Let me level the playing field even further. When you call me, press buttons as follows:
1– To make an appointment to see me.
2– To query a missing payment.
3– To transfer the call to my living room in case I am there.
4– To transfer the call to my bedroom in case I am sleeping.
5– To transfer the call to my toilet in case I am attending to nature.
6– To transfer the call to my mobile phone if I am not at home.
7– To leave a message on my computer (a password to access my computer is required. A password will be communicated to you at a later date to the Authorised Contact.)
8– To return to the main menu and to listen to options 1 through 8
9– To make a general complaint or inquiry, the contact will then be put on hold, pending the attention of my automated answering service. While this may, on occasion, involve a lengthy wait, uplifting music will play for the duration of the call.
Regrettably, but again following your example, I must also levy an establishment fee to cover the setting up of this new arrangement. May I wish you a happy, if ever so slightly less prosperous, New Year.
Your Humble Client
Addendum from
The Editor:
IMPORTANT to REMEMBER that this letter was written by a 98 year old woman.
Well done Sir/Madam.That’ll give the Public Relations Department at Head Office something to do
Slightly O/T
Have you ever had one of those annoying phone calls from your Bank, usually just around 8pm when you’ve settled down. The caller says – This is XYZ bank can I speak to Mr/Mrs Y please ? You ask why and they tell you that they must identify to whom they are talking to first so can you please give your account no.dob and two digits of your personal id number. You ask why and they say they can’t tell you. You of course can’t identify that you are talking to your bank because its number withheld and probably from Mumbai anyway trying to sell you the latest guaranteed investment bond or trying to arrange for you to call in to see their investment manager. This is amusing bearing in mind that bank branches are plasterd with signs telling us not to divulge personal account info to persons telephoning and saying that they are telephoning from the Bank which when I point out to the caller seems to mystify them and they say I’ll put you on hold whlst I speak to my Supervisor. I tell don’t bother and ring off
Just tell them you can’t talk because you’re desperate for a massive, steaming shite. That usualy gets rid of them.
Why even engage in discussion. Leave the line open, place the phone down and walk away. Costs you nothing.
Love it !
I get frequent phone calls from some outfit who bought an alleged and disputed debt from HSBC and don’t seem to speak English. I don’t owe it I tell ‘em. After 10 mins of discussion of the law of contract I am always asked that’s all very well, how do you intend to pay off the outstanding balance? Grr.
They’re working from a script Del and probably phoning from Mumbai so if the customer response isn’t in the script they don’t know how to react They also don’t understand English idiom or accents very well or English law either.
Ask them to produce documentary evidence of the debt next time if they haven’t already i.e. the loan /credit card agreement or your signed acceptance of the overdraft letter whichever is appropriate.I’ll give you evens that they can’t produce the documentation and will eventually give up or write it off
This time next year Rodders….
I am able to announce the Conservative policy in the event of another postal strike
‘…The next time the Postal workers go on strike, here’s a simple solution to get them back to work:
Pay their salary, but send the cheque by mail…SORTED!’
THE CONSERVATIVES WORKING FOR YOU
Let’s hope to buggery there’s not a postal strike at the next election.
Won’t make any difference. The postal votes have already been counted…………..
Hey, Dave ‘Austerity’ Cameron, it would be OK if your posts were funny and they showed some wit, but they’re fucking shite.
I hope you enjoy this gag then ,Bunty and that i can count on your vote babe.
Barack Obama and Gordon Brown are in a meeting at the White House. Michelle Obama walks in and asks what they are doing. They tell her they are making plans for World War 3; so she asks what the plans are, to which Obama replies “We’re going to kill 14 million Muslims and 1 dentist.” “Why the dentist?” She asks. Obama pats Brown on the back and says “See, told you no-one would ask about the fucking Muslims”
Bong!!!!
Fuck off, you’re rubbish.
When President Omaha patted Brown on the back did he have his rubber glove on?
Obama:Who is David Cameron?What are his qualifications to run a country?Has he managed a department of government?ANSWER ON THE BACK OF NORMAN LAMONT’S BRIEFCASE PLEASE.
Lamont = 4 billion fuck up
Brown = 1 trillion fuck up
Discuss
Browns qualifications…….getting a degree writing a history of the unions, and producing a pamphlet about getting into a bring a bottle party by putting some bricks at the bottom of carrier bag.
Yeah, he’s an experienced blagger alright.
Before he became Prime Minister at least Brown had held a major portfolio of state for ten years.Cameron has NO EXPERIENCE.
Brown had a major Portfolio, and that is why we are so worried now.
He spent it all. Watch my lips.
“Brown has spent all the money, our money!”
and
“He has spent our children’s money as well”
And this is a good thing? Communist Pig
“Before he became Prime Minister at least Brown had held a major portfolio of state for ten years.Cameron has NO EXPERIENCE.”
AND FUCKED IT UP!!!
I quite like that song: “This is How We Do It”, well…:
http://aangirfan.blogspot.com/2009/11/baroness-ashton-of-mi5.html
First time I have seen the good lady. What a treat.
Guido! I am missing the traditional sunday appearance of the trough-snaffling porker!
Surely this qualifies? I know he’s not an MP, but he’s filling his boots non the less.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1229862/Government-s-key-adviser-Academies-makes-millions–setting-Academies.html
Truffle sniffing Pigs, time to bring back the traditional Sunday roast, free range and well fattened.
But let the truth be known,these bridges were never built to withstand the volume of traffic
that britain has endurd over the last 20 years, the water just give them the rest,as they were
already weakend from traffic,and the said government is guilty of negeince.
It’s the curse of Jonah again. He visits Cumbria and the bridges start to collapse. The warning has been given repeatedly, if we wnt our country to survive we must vote out this appalling Prime Minister.
Yes, the claim that EU reg trucks have less weight per axle than older ones may be theoretically true, but ignores that fact that this is done by having more wheels. So the impact load on bridges is multiplied. And now they are trying to inflict even heavier ones with trailers on us.
So why’ve Oi to keep backing up for them big buggers on my country lanes?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1229912/Speakers-wife-lost-job-Oxford-degree-wasnt.html
Interesting that she obviously had great difficulty in choosing her political stance – bit like her husband.
Lying tart.
I particularly like how her obtaining an upper second at Oxford on her CV gave way to actually getting the equivalent of an upper second in her first year “mods” before she dropped out of Oxford altogether. Blimey to think I could have saved myself 3 years hard work and just said I got the equivalent a “first” in my first year exams.
Ha Ha – another example of the scum trying to get away with fraud!
Just do as I say,not as I do.
I am not sure there is anything wrong with having a photo taken, Cameron did enquire if it was OK and told yes.
On the other hand the rumour is that Brown texted from the Abbey for his own photographer once he knew,
Can he see straight to text?
meantime – despite the exposure by a hacker at Hadley CRU of the global warming scam/conspiracy, the floods are being excused as part of yes …. global warming.
The point about Gravy Davy is that he should have ben able to make his own judgement and should have known better. We know Cyclops has no judgement – now we know Gravy Davy has the same problem.
No mention of increasing run off due to to Country being concreted and tarmacked over or that you don’t build houses in flood plains, bloody hell the Anglo-Saxons sussed that one out. One slip by somebody; worst since 1931 (what happened in 1931, Co2 emissions really bad that year?). Will be plugged for all its worth by the great global warming scam merchants.
The only thing Brown uses his fingers for is to sign off the death sentence on more soldiers.
Gordon Brown is a murderer and justice will prevail
They say he picks his nose too – so that’s multi-tasking for you.
What a silly boy you are .Soldiers do a good job of work which they signed up for. Some of them do get killed.It was ever thus.Sad but true.
got your tin hat on and ready to go to the front line are you?
no? well shut the fuck up then c’unt.
Calm down lovey, remember your heart. I do. XXXX
said the woman pretending to be a homsexual man.
very odd.
have you got some sort of obsession with being analised?
fucking sounds like it love.
763
Bolton
economic reigon 7
Trans manche
EUSSR
Everything you are told about climate change must be true because BRUSSELS
said it is.
“VIVA EL PRESIDENTE”
Had a horrible confusion on the BBC website. Saw the headline “Worlds largest rodent takes dip” and assumed it referred to Cyclops or Gravy Davy. Is there nothing these turds will not do?
As water vapour contributes to over 70% of the greenhouse effect and Co2 around 10% why are we trying to build Hydrogen fueled cars?
ch..chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing £££££££££££$$$$$$$$$ (but you knew that didn’t you).
Much like issuing PlayStation 1, then 2, then 3 – when 1 is released, 4 and maybe 5 may already been developed but for the sake of the worship of £££$$$ you are ‘led’ down the path of ‘new/upgraded technology’.
Like everything else – IT’S A SCAM! Game over.
Good question. You’ll be getting a visit from one of our representatives.
It’s the right thing to do!
said the sex pest.
Still got those claw marks on your chocolate starfish? Lovely gesture to have youe chocolate whizway bleached for me tho’
the sex pest added.
oh, so that is what you look like 9.02 pm.
I am not suprised.
I keep seeing Compass banner ads appearing on Guido’s site. WTF? I don’t think there would be too many Compass types who are fans of Guido…
I wonder if the ads are pay-per-click…
Apparently Compass support redistribution of wealth, so (assuming they are pay-per-click) why don’t you click on their ad to redistribute a bit of wealth from Compass to Guido………. ???
hahahaha….
Of course, when you click, you could always read their site too if you want a laugh…
i strolled past the field of remembrance on 5th november.
i wonder if gordon remembered how many people he and his fellow traitors have killed?
cutting back funding ‘to spite tony’……
labour the loving,caring and peace party?
hmmm..how many deaths in Iraq?
how many in afghanistan?
how many babies born with terrible defects in fallujah?
how many children hit by rockets?
and then they have the gall to bang on about child poverty?????????
“War is a Racket” General Smedley Butler.
“Thou shalt not kill” from The Bible and other texts prior to that such as the “Egyptian Book of the Dead”:
“I have not killed; I have not turned anyone over to a killer.”
These statements tell me all I need to know about those who would ‘rule the world’ and their enabling lackies like Brown; Bliar; Cameron; Mandlescum; Obama; Sarkozy; Merkel etc etc – they do not have the best interests of humanity at heart.
However, only when troops refuse to follow orders they know in their heart to be wrong, will illegal, immoral and totally unnecessary wars of aggression and conquest for natural resources, control and profit, cease.
Why do we still need ‘Children in Need’, when Labour’s main plank of policy in 1997 was to eliminate child poverty? They are going to legislate to have it outlawed by 2020. Is 25 years enough time? How about they just pay them all to work in the MoD. They will get lovely bonus payments, and fabulous pension rights.
Innit
“Why do we still need ‘Children in Need’” – INDEED!!
Like ‘Live Aid’, ‘Live 8′ etc – a lot of effort for something that will NEVER be eradicated whilst the hidden agenda is allowed to continue.
Whoever coined the term ‘third world’ meant it to stay that way whilst all of that ‘world’s’ resources were covertly stolen down the generations.
Poverty means more quangoes and hence more ££££ for friends of ‘friends’ of the likes of Fabian Society, FOI and Common Purpose etc etc. and indirectly the introduction of more laws and ££statutes to extract OUR sweat equity ie our money.
“give me control of a nation’s money and I care not who makes her laws” – updated for 21st Century to “control of a PLANET” – by, you guessed it –
Mayer Amschel Rothschild.
I thought ‘third world’ originally meant unaligned in the cold war, with no economic connotations at the time
we know why you are in need of children you fucking sex pest stalker
Oh look!!
“Conservative lead falls to 6%”
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/nov/22/tory-lead-falls-mori-poll
How come Tory muppet, Iain Dale, and all the rest of Tory bloggers aren’t blogging this?
Useless prats.
One poll and you’re having a fucking orgasm you slut.
I bet The Poll swallows on a first date.
a hugely unpopular war
a crippling recession
unemployment reaching record levels again
a very unpopular PM
and Cameron still can’t do better than this???
saying nothing and hoping for the best isn’t working
Another fucking moron wetting his pants over one poll. How many have access to computers in nursing homes FFS?
Don’t blub you sad little twat.
Dave has no-one to blame but himself for being a lightweight benefits cheat, mortgage fiddler and Kenneth Clarke’s little Euro-bitch.
How come you didn’t comment on the previous ones that showed steady 13-14% leads?
Useless prat.
I did!!
I said it was all bollocks.
What morons like you don’t understand is that the Tories need a lead of 5% for even a draw.
The point is that the Credit Crunch is the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression and that’s why the Tories were ahead. That’s what you’d expect. They weren’t ahead because anyone likes Cameron. They still think he’’s as much an Eton toff dope as they thought before the Credit Crunch, which is what we’re now beginning to see, as the economy improves.
All you Tory wankers were creaming your y-fronts for leads in the teens when Cameron should have been ahead by about 30% in a crisis of this magnitude.
So, you lose, again…..
I reckon that poll is up your fucking arse, you retard.
And this is precisely why you can’t work anything out for yourselves.
You’re armed little more than sloganistic slobber and very little intellectual matter.
This is why you’ll lose, again and again and again…
Toodlepip
Yeah, fuck off and take the Poll with you.
Boing!!!!
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6927353.ece
That’ll be a real cute government that, with Cleggy and the gang having the final sayso on every vote.
Hung parliaments are a scream. The fuckers can never get anything done, which suits me fine.
The laugh of course is that every government, even those with large majorities, are elected by a minority of those who vote.
That means that even those who can be bothered to vote have voted against these governments. No wonder the place is in such a mess, when the view of the vast majority of the British people never gets to choose the government.
That’s why they always do what they fuckin well want. The voters simply don’t matter.
it’s a pity Brown didn’t visit this spot on his ‘heroic’ tour of Cumbria
http://news.bbc.co.uk/local/cumbria/hi/front_page/newsid_8369000/8369148.stm
Brown is unable to be a contestent at the Biggest Liar In the World Competition at Santon Bridge in Cumbria, because lawyers and politicans are excluded.
STOP PRESS
Forget the important stuff Adrian Vhils and Christine Blakeny?
Have had a row (explains the empty chairs last week).
Hmm… Chiles or Lampard? (She is a ‘orrible shite though ain’t she?)
Golly! who’ed have thought?
Fascinating though this story may be, there seem to be other stories that seem a bit more serious, like the Iraq report containing blunders and ballsups-
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/defence/6625415/Iraq-report-Secret-papers-reveal-blunders-and-concealment.html
Also, what about the palace being built for Mandelturd-
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1229893/Anger-Peter-Mandelsons-13m-plan-minimalist-palace-calls-pay-restraint.html
Or even, Berkoh’s wife lying on her cv-
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1229912/Speakers-wife-lost-job-Oxford-degree-wasnt.html
What’s the problem? They are politicians and that is what politicians do.
Should not we be a teensy weeny bit more concerned about climategate?
I’m told by the BBC that the rainfall in Cumbria was the greatest in a thousand years. Does this mean that the residents of Workington & Cockermouth were
recording rainfall in AD 1009 or 57 years before the norman conquest ?
I was led to believe the Met office only started in 1914
It’s what their computer model told ‘em!
The facts are not important. What matters is that a tax on breathing and driving and eating will all prevent future floods.
Legislation against breathing ✔
Deaths from drowning eradicated ✔
Flood danger eliminated ✔
Тяастоя Ряоdустiоп Uр ✔
“The tories opposed all of these measures to help hard-working families”.
Neat symbols.
Sure are — how did you do them?
Is that Bordon Brown, or maybe Gordon Grown? That ‘back to front’ type face is something to envy.
So, nothing on this blog regading the exposure of the great AGW hoax, then
All dissenting scientists are being dealt with in the usual manner. Now, run along and keep paying your breath tax…
Didn’t we do that yesterday?
Just as with the Cooper Balls criminal – on the Politics programme today,she was asked by Soppel;
“The PM declared he had saved 500,000 jobs – how did you arrive at this figure”
Answer;
“Well actually other economists say it is a higher number”
And as she lied and lied she grew redder and redder – if her nose cold have got longer,it would have done so,live on TV.
Cooper – you are a liar and you will be finished – just give us the date and We,The People will do the rest.
“Well actually other economists say it is a higher number”
Is Cooper now trying to suggest that Brown is an economist?
I’m not familiar with this euphemism.
And dopey Sopel let her get away with it. She might just as well said that some fat bloke down the pub told her.
Yvette balls up is an inveterate liar. She just bamboozles her interviewers with non stop gobbledygook and an ever so earnest, worried – (for the people of course!) – expression writ large over her ‘little girlie’ face. The only mp prepared to be interviewed with her is Saint Theresa, and today Sokol had to call ‘break’! Male mps are terrified of her, including the other no balls, balls. Poor thing, she’s pleading to be put down!
She was also asked about Ashton a politican appointed by an unelected PM, what does that tell us about democracy? Cooper proved that she could not offer a direct answer to the question, so she wittered on about how Baroness Ashton was a wonderful person.
Easy 495,000 were taken by “Poles” and other migrants from Eastern Europe but then they buggered off back home when Brown busted the exchange rate against the euro and it was no longer worth their while staying -( well that’s what Nick tells me.)The other 5,000 are in the job centre plus processing the benefits claims
A thousand years sounds so much more frightening doesnt it? If they reported that the rains were the worst in a hundred odd years it wouldnt have the same impact at the Copenhagen festival of lies!
Dont believe lies, especially those issued by non-authoritive sources.
O/T
Have you read about Madnelsons £13 million palace?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1229893/Anger-Peter-Mandelsons-13m-plan-minimalist-palace-calls-pay-restraint.html
the man is a cancer in british politics, truly worse than vermin, as soldiers die and people struggle to pay bills, this liar, cheat and traitor makes himself a millionaire.
then do something about it- one woman threw green paint over him,so he is approachable….
Oh, poppet Peter is certainly appraoachable.
Mwahhhhhhhhhhh
I would say that since a protestor has thrown green paint over him, it’s pretty much guaranteed his zanu bodyguards will not let anyone within Olympic javelin throwing distance.
Unfortunately he is merely a figurehead. The men behind the curtain are out of reach.
True!
Inevitably, the hand that wanks the captain always steers the ship.
He has been trying to get off the sinking ship, so much for Labour mounting a comeback, not in a sexual way of course, a “mounting” or a “comeback” cannot possibly be linked to mandy.
God bless him and all who sail in him !!!!!
Watch the Labour vote collapse to the B&P when the new revelations we have been saving come out.
and what may they be? I do not think that Dick Sniffin being a gay lardbucket is either a revelation or a vote grabber.
It works for me.
Same target audience, the working class left.
Labour created the climate in which the hard left BNaziP could thrive and they will reap the wild wind.
Don’t see what the fuss is about really, politicians have always used events liek this for photo opportunities.
Good to bury more home office/labour lies about immigrations though: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8368709.stm
“Responding to the immigration officers’ concerns, Jeremy Oppenheim, who runs the points-based system at the UK Border Agency, said that the number of students coming into the UK this year was “roughly the same as last year”.
But figures subsequently obtained by the BBC under the Freedom of Information Act show there has been a sharp increase in the number of student visas granted in India and Bangladesh – two of the biggest centres for non-EU student visa applications.
Between June and August 2008 (before the new system for students came into force), the British High Commissions in Mumbai, New Delhi and Dhaka issued 6,771 student visas.
During the same period this year (under the new points-based immigration system), the three offices issued 19,950 visas – an increase of 195 per cent.
The number of student visa applications rejected also rose from 3,997 to 6,261.”
Oppenheim?
Hmmmm let me guess
This person has an interest in a country that he doesnt live in?
I stay now that my view of the “Chosen people” is rapidly changing
You are starting to warm to them?
Who said there was talk of dumbing down?
Just the type of voter New Labour have been producing for the last 12 years. Excellent result.
Where do I put my tick?
I think you might be telling porkies again, Teddy…
Voters now are, like you, fatter and uglier than ever.
Id still fuck her
preferaby gagged
Her or you?
(I would – her not you – no offence)
Im dumbed down
Can spell FUCK just not preferably
What Gordon needs is a nice little war he can win. Something utterly pointless, somewhere no one has heard of, so that he can gain popularity and win an election. What? You mean that’s been done before? And here was me thinking the Falklands were of great stategic importance to Britain.
Trouble is with our stretched forces to-day even Andorra would beat us
Apropos The Falklands Galtieri is another politician who will go down in history as picking the wrong moment. All he had to do was wait 12 months – the “Endeavour” would have been de-commissioned.Thatcher would have lost the 1983 election and Michael Foot would have ceded sovereignty to the UN and thence to Argentina to become “Las Malvinas”
Of course the War had nothing to do with large natural gas,oil and mineral deposits found within Falklands Territorial waters shortly before then had it ? Do you honestly think we were just fighting for which flag flew over Penguins on South Georgia whatever Thatcher said?
Iceland seems convenient!
YES iceland is convenient and at least they have dropped that taxi driver fucking chav slag Kerry Katona
Bums love Iceland
invade lichtenstein or somewhere smaller?
Southend?
400 highly trained soldiers in Luxembourg.
In with a chance there.
isle of man?
doubtful – Gravy Davy owns too much of it.
Not Southend – a scorched earth policy would improve it.
I suggest a pincer attack from Whitehall and St James Park.
I see Andrew Gilligan has popped up again like a bad penny for Brown. The Iraq inquiry opens tomorrow and who should gate crash the event already none other than Gilligan, and that will really irritate Brown, as Gilligan is going to probably be in the news for some time to come.
The BBC sacked him for telling the truth.
I enjoyed seeing Gilligan again — wouldn’t it be wonderful if he got Toenail’s job?
Gilligan speaks up, but not like a bad penny!
He’s been silenced for long enough! Lucky they didn’t do for him like they did for poor Dr. Kelly. Susan Watts manages to appear regularly on Newsnight, so why has Andrew Gilligan disappeared off the radar?
They would have given Susan Watts the same treatment as Gilligan, but she happened to be pregnant at the time — Blair/Campbell couldn’t risk a
murdersuicide and a miscarriage.The same Evening standard lackey who got Boris elected. Andrew Cheat Gilligan.
Gilligan should be applauded for his investigative journalism. Not many like him left, either. He was wrongly hung out to dry by a spineless BBC when subsequent events proved him to be spot-on. The protests from NuLiebour following his accurate comments on Toady were completely OTT and when that reptile Campbell barged his way onto Ch4 News we all knew full well that they had something seriously awful to hide.
I hope he creates maximum embarrasment for the mendacious NuLiebour bastards like Bliar.
Dont believe the 6% lead bollox. Our glorious chairperson of the Supreme Conservative Party, Eric Van Pickleshaub, has commuincated to me via Brussels that we are in fact 66% ahead in the polls.
It is TRUE! Beleive IT!
What a come back…
But meanwhile The Weekender, including more on the Climate Change hacktavist
I was keeping my options open on climate change. After all, we can see that some local damage can be caused by stupidity. Chop the trees down non a mountain and a mudslide can then wipe out a village and part of a local eco-system. But if they have to lie and then hide data about climate change, I am now starting to beleive that man-caused climate change is probably a myth. A lie.
Excellent TN, welcome aboard!
Wow, Labour are only losing by six points with six months to go. What could possibly go wrong?
Cast Iron etc etc
Nothing better to do than be a troll? No?
How sad.
Is that you Michael, black from the grave?
amazing one poll shows a slight clsoing of the gap and its trolls everywhere.
Enjoy it while you can it ain’t going to last long
most of the “trolls” as you put it, are in fact disaffected Tories who have been fucked big time by Dave.
then vote fucking UKIP or the other party then but if you do be prepared for yet another 5 years more of Brown. After that they will certainly be fucking disaffected Tories then thats for sure.
Jeeeszz! where do they get these pillocks?
another five more years of brown?
don’t talk silly.
brown will be out the door if there is a hung parliament.
he is only still in situ because of his bullying ways and his thug enforcers bossing the backbenchers around and because labour have a workable majority.
no workable majority no brown, innit.
don’t you know nuffink you stupid fucking spastic?
He’s some kind of a former child prodigy marxist according to my local paper.
http://www.guardian-series.co.uk/news/4753377.ONGAR:_MP_reveals_background_as_communist_sympathiser/
He’s a fat fuckin’ sleeper.
How do you tell a communist? Well, it’s someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It’s someone who understands Marx and Lenin.
Ronald Reagan
No 66 is his waistline,dope.
Latest advert on TV
We have caught 45,493 benefit thieves “its not if its when”
I presume this figure includes the Westminster troughers. It dosent? really? why ever not?
Good luck to ALL benefit theives, if the MPs do it – why not everyone else. Fuck em!
Remember… Dob-In a Benefit Cheat? no Government funding for a Public service broadcast about M.Ps….. Dobbin the Donkey, Squealer the Pig and Lord Troughtown.
Just wait until some down on their luck ‘little person’ uses: “My MP did it, so I thought it must be OK, for me” defence?”
Best Defence, do a G.Gordon Liddy
Admit NOTHING – DENY EVERYTHING!
It will include only the Tories and no mention will be made of Labour, only Tories go to prison and labour troughers go to the Upper House or EU.
Prominent Labour politicians and union bosses have been involved in activities over the years that could be considered as treasonous, however little mention in the Press and no retribution…… Jack Jones for example…… however it is ok ‘cos the KGB did not give him any money !! ???
however it is ok ‘cos the KGB did not give him any money !! ???
I wouldn’t be so sure of that. I bet Jacky boy had some offshore interests somewhere paid for by our Russian friends.
A government radio advert on LBC this week was warning about employing illegal workers, and how both parties would get arrested.
Baroness Scotland ?
Scum!
All of them
Not one of them has done a days service.
One thing that pleases me is when a proper priest hands out a good bollocking to Hoons like these bottom feeders
By all means stand to attention and say a prayer, just do it in private and mean it.
May also be nice if they turned up at the odd funeral in a private capacity should the family so wish, even if it meant a tongue lashing.
Nick Griffin turns out and keeps away from cameras
So gordon and cameron tried to use the Westminster Remembrance Garden as an excuse for a political publicity boost – and at a time when we have our troops coming home in bodybags from Afghanistan.
Leaves a nasty taste in the mouth that!!
Gordon has been warned not to try the photo-opp next to a C-17 or in Wootton Bassett, he prefers to sneak around afterwards with his posy of condolences.
“Leaves a nasty taste in the mouth that!!”
Ooh you are awful….but I like you.
Sounds like my idea of a good time !
Accompanied by his loving grieving wife, wearing the ubiquitous low key grey beret for real sincere mourning!
Good apology Dad _ I am proud of ya
If Gordon shoves me up that fat birds twat again, I’m outta here!
Slime alert! paging vermin controller……
David Cameron is a total c unt responsible for the deaths of many people(children included)but leave his boy out of it ,you degrade yourself and sink to his level with your posts
Go and do something useful and punch Cameron right under the jaw if you ever see him
Camerhoon is just as pointless and evil as the rest of those wankers that inhabit the HOP, but why mock a dead child?
Some of Camerhoons family will still mourn for the boy and read blogs
You are despicable
End of message
Someone seems to have left the door open again……….smells from the crapper are wafting through !!!!!
FUCKING HELL FIRE HAS ANYONE TRIED TO ORDER ANYTHING OUT OF THE USA RECENTLY?
BLOOOODY SHIPPING TARIFFS ARE KILLING ME.
It would be cheaper to get on a plane, buy the stuff at point and take it with me on a plane back home some days.
Some Tory politicians in the Cotswolds appear to have adopted the methods of Labour’s Damien McBride and Derek Draper:
Hardly, nothing wrong with calling people morons if they act like…..
The only question worth asking is – Are they morons or not?
It looks like it’s those 2 tories who are the morons LOL
Tis disgusting, F**KING MORONS would have been better…
The true face of the nasty Tories reveals itself!
Same old Tories, same old same old.
said the apologist for the party that removed the 10p tax band and now is taking away the finance for elderly home care.
mmmmm…..
Some Gloucestershire Tories have been running wild for ages. Why hasn’t Cameron got the balls to deal with them like he does with other miscreants?
simple – Charles and Camilla have contacts.
JRD…..Jaded Retarded Dunce
Are Cotswold district councillors Lynden Stowe and Chris Roberts trying to resurrect the Tories as the “nasty party”?
http://www.wiltsglosstandard.co.uk/news/4746981.Councillor_asked_to_resign_hours_after_receiving_MBE/?ref=mr
When they’re not tally ho’ing and abusing the local wildlife, the Cotswold Tories are abusing their political opponents. No surprises there.
Lim Dems take Cirencester!
Wasn’t local MP Geoffrey Clifton Brown named as one of the biggest troughers in Westminster? He bought a £2 million mansion out of it as I recall.
and what about WIGGIN – now there’s a trougher if ever I saw one???
FFS, grow a pair…
Only the Lib Dems would try and make political capital out of being called a moron.
First Moron:
“Someone on Facebook called us morons!”.
Second Moron:
“Let’s tell EVERYONE! Fetch the BBC, immediately”.
First Moron:
“Good idea, LD1! No-one will suspect we’re morons any more if we do that”.
Third Moron:
“And I’ll compare the Tories to McBride on every blog I can think of. This is definitely at least as bad as state-sponsored libel.”
Sounds to me like the two moronic Tories were projecting……
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection
Hearing voices again, Dee?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paracusia
13eastie, you seem to be unduly exercised by this. You’re not one of the stupid, arrogant, Cotswold Tories mentioned are you?
Has central office been on to you yet? LOL
You’re not Cotswold Fred, are you?
…….but Gloucester councillors are morons
one poll out of hundreds show a slight increase for Labour and suddenly everyone talks about a revival and hung parliament. Do they not see how ridiculous this is?
A poll by the sister paper over the same period showed a much wider gap but of course this is little reported as it does not fit the left wing spin masters ideaology.
Get a grip. The hatred of Labour and Brown in particular is everywhere. there is no going back for him its too late.
So is the anger to the Cameroon’s
Betrayed us totally. Fucksters!
Hell hath no fury like a moron scorned.
and of course Clegg and Brown made the same promise but you don’t mention them? Why not?
I don’t hate Labour but I really hate Tories.
well your the minority
You’re dimwit
Harrow Man – isn’t that a contradiction in terms?
37% Tory poll rating (maths lesson alert – less than 50%) says he is in the majority.
Float off fucktard.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1229995/Leaked-Army-files-Iraq-reveal-appalling-failures-equip-soldiers.html
IT WASNAE ME!
ot tony!
I hear “The Hague” is nice this time of year
more of tony’s lies……….
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/defence/6625534/Iraq-report-Secret-plans-for-war-no-plans-for-peace.html
do they do hanging,drawing and quartering at the hague?
EEC bureaucrat says… would that be A1 A2 A3 or A4 from the folio edition.
We tiesh one end of der rope to Den Haag and kicksh der fuckersh through der hole wid der left clog.
Why are you quoting FFFFFFFion?
Wrong question Guido … it should have been is there anything our media will not politicise? The reason our two leading politician went to the Field of Remembrance was because they would have been critised, by the media, if they had not. The fact that they failed ask permission was a simple oversight … and understandable.
Sorry to disturb you all and pop up like a floating turd that just wont flush
But
Gordon also said sorry for taking his holidays in Cumbria this year.
Eric Pickles read Marx and Trotsky as youth
9:54am Sunday 22nd November 2009
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By Edmund Tobin »
ONGAR MP Eric Pickles has revealed a background as a communist sympathiser.
The Tory MP, who is Conservative party chairman, speaks out on Radio 4 documentary The ‘89 Generation about his youth as an admirer of Trotsky and Marx.
He tells the program how he read the Communist Manifesto, Das Kapital and Trotsky’s History of the Russian Revolution, as a teenager only changing his views on left-wing politics after the Soviet Union’s invasion of Alexander Dubcek’s Czechoslovakia in the 60s.
He says on the program: “I was 16 years old in 1968 when Dubcek’s Spring was crushed. I was very interested in Dubcek and thought it was the natural evolution of communism. So I felt a tremendous shock when the tanks rolled into Prague.
“I thought: ‘What’s the most outrageous thing I can do to protest? I know, I’ll join the Conservative party’.”
After 40 years as a Tory, Mr Pickles, 57, added there was no danger of his returning to his left-wing youth.
Thanks for postin’ Comrade…
communist scum
From revolutionary to pearl handled revolver !
Can we believe that Eric was ever a red under the bed with the size of his gut FFS?
he’s a trojan horse….
The Milibands have Communist Party links and Darling was in the International Marxist Group. Have they grown out of it yet?
What a guy!
Never trust a fat person and never ever ever trust a fat politician!
My brother Christopher has just informed me that certain people on this website are still making merry with my name.
Whilst I would not want to stop anyone who is actually called Peter Hitchens from using his name, I cannot help but come to the conclusion that in this case it is a deliberate attempt to besmerch my good name.
I would ask once again, whoever you are, please can you desist?
only Jonty would post that
Hawkish !
Hawks , ostriches, doves and canaries
so eurosceptics are now told to take there meds get a good nights sleep and feel better tommorow ?? I repeat it is not debilating illness ! however there is little to argue about at the moment .
CW finds yvettes arguments interesting as they play down the problems and instabilities of a huge debt , the ruins casty irony guarentee that he can halve it in 4 years , has so far never appeared some 3 months after he promised it , i mean come on lets see how it works !
perhaps labours new slogan should be vote labour or the fraudster gets it !!
just shows you where double speak and double thought leads , and is rather enjoying there trip further into the bog under the guide of astheic arguments , the great minds of wonk socialism are out there depth and we are left with a steaming bowl of scottish oafs with lashings of syrup .
Scottish oats…porridge taken with a large pinch of salt.
I am also annoyed. Tessa Jowell has just been on the blower to say that someone is leaving ‘anti-New-Labour posts’ on this website in my name.
Guys, I like a joke as much as the next fully paid up member of New Labour, but don’t you think that it reeks of the school yard bully to do fake posts in my name?
so fucking what!
Get back to the trough Ed – someone might be getting more than you whilst you’re whingeing here….
Ed Balls, does he not just “….reek of the school yard bully ” ?
Yes.
Your civil servants in your office have a nickname for you.
Only the real Ed Balls would know.
Is it
a} Dead Balls
b} Edward Woodwank
c} Tiny Balls
or d} Minister for fools.
Nobody gets more than me (I hope that you weren’t referring to Yvette).
And to call me a school yard bully is frankly unpleasant
And thirdly, I don’t care what the civil servants call me behind my back. I call them things that they don’t know about behind their backs.
(For example, I bet you don’t know who ‘Willy Wonka’ is smart arse!)
I haven’t heard that one Ed. I know that those rascals put a white feather on Gordon’s desk each day. He should have enough for a duvet by now.
Mrs Balls/Cooper think they call her ‘Pixie’ but in fact its ‘pricktease’ said very quickly.
Only a drunkard would make prick-tease sound like pixie.
And it has nothing to do with her boots.
Within hours of the Prime Minister’s visit to ‘help’ people affected by the storms in Cumbria:
Flood town of Workington is cut in two
The latency of the Jinx is reducing rapidly.
The curse is closing in on Jonah himself…
Maybe as the latency reduces he will suffer spontaneous combustion, but this unfortunately would not involve sufficient suffering for many of us.
O/T: AGW Climate Change Leaks
We apologise for the blanket MSM censorship of the alleged falsification of climate data today. This is of course because these documents are true (even the CRU admit it), and we don’t wish to expose the greatest fraud in modern history to innocent citizens. We’re sure you’ll agree it’s not worth sacrificing billions in new taxes and investment in exciting, new bureauocracies (sorry, industries).
Full coverage of the historic Copenhagen talks will be beamed to you by 35 reporters from our beloved BBC, flying out on high octane for a jolly bash at your expense. If this isn’t value for money, what is?
We do hope you enjoy reading the other misinformation supplied for your sunday paper enjoyment.
HMG MMM
DK has a nice commentary for anyone new to this story.
http://motls.blogspot.com/2009/11/hacked-hadley-cru-foi2009-files.html
How long before it comes out that that the Cockermouth Disaster could have been avoided if this Government had made available the funds necessary to protect both the town and bridge infrastructures from flooding. The flood defences in Cockermouth were a joke. If they’d had spent £1M instead of £100K then the disaster wouldn’t have happened.
The defenses weren’t a joke. They were designed to stop the river should it rise as much as 6 foot. That’s quite a lot. As it was, it rose about double that. A months rain fell in one day and that’s in one of the wettest places in England.
You know, this is becoming beyond a joke. Martin Amis has just been on the phone to tell me that someone on this website is masquerading as a gin-soaked popinjay called Christopher Hitchens.
Mart and I think that the politics of envy is a terrible thing. Although Mart popped out a while ago to the Whisky Ago Go Bar or whatever they call it nowadays.
Christopher
I bow to no man in my utter contempt for either yourself or this oaf that impersonates me , your intervention is both unwelcome and frankly insulting.
So just f*** off,
I dont have your personal e-mail so I am forced to post in public.
Maybe you would also like to explain just where our late fathers watch is?
You w*****
Peter
Peter
I shagged your wife, sell more books than you ever will, fill more newspaper space than you can ever dream of and actually have a degree
Fuck off
I disown you
Christopher
You know nothing of watches nor drinking competitions, Buddy boy. But you should know as well as I do that in the old days countless watches disappeared up drunken backsides like there were were no tomorrow. Some of us called it ‘Gin’.
And can I just ignore your irrelevant point for one moment. Mart has just walked through the door and is waving a copy of the New York Post that has repeated the grossly unfair comments made on this website.
So I hope you are all happy. I for one am not.
Not what?
An alcoholic?
An insignificant English man forced into exile in order to make a living pandering to the fantasies of a nation of people who are both part animal and part child?
It’s a real shame that The Beano no longer pays as well as it once did.
You preening buffoon
Peter
Peter ,
how on earth you have managed to make a living from spouting such shit is beyond me.
Feel free to insult me in private (If you ever return my calls) and deal with your very obvious problems, it may surprise you to know that your continued coldness causes me a great deal of pain.
Please call me ( And for once DO NOT reverse the charges)
Christopher
no no, peter is quite right on this one christopher.
you’re a total wanker.
fuck off.
How do you think that I feel Balls ?
Its far worse when you are a pair of Balls as am I with my boyish looking wife.
“Ever had Balls on your chin Ed?”
“Ed, did you ever think of calling your daughter Ophelia?”
Its a nightmare the kind of shite that we have to put up with.
Fuck off all of you
Thanks Ed!
Never had balls on my chest, – but I’d like to try
Yvit. .Yvon. . . .evett. . . oh what the hell . . . the pretentious little sad-eyed minx there.I’m sure I could bring a shine to her eyes and a wiggle to her hips.
Just give me . . . . half-an-hour – then you can try.
If you want.
Hmmmmmm I wonder how much Tony the twat is giving to the Sunday Times Iraq Appeal ????
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/system/topicRoot/Sunday_Times_Children_of_Iraq_A/
I have to say I am giving f8ck all……….. Help For Heroes is where I send my dosh !!!
http://www.helpforheroes.org.uk/
Hmmmmmm I wonder how much Tomy Bliar the tw*t is giving to the Sunday Times Iraq Appeal ????
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/system/topicRoot/Sunday_Times_Children_of_Iraq_A/
I have to say I am giving fl8ck all……….. Help For Heroes is where I send my dosh !!!
http://www.helpforheroes.org.uk/
Fucking fed up with these jobsworth’s shit frit at getting sued.
That fucking dodgy bridge at Workington is perfectly OK for peeps to walk across. If Gordon and his arse lickers had their way then the Tower at Pisa would be condemned.
These old bridges unlike modern bridges can deform without collapse, see the Swarkestone bridge to see how much ground shift an arch bridge can take.
And why do the papers say that copper was a hero? They want him to be a hero, the public want him to be a hero, the politicians want him to be a hero, I want him to be a hero. But what evidence is there so far that he was a hero or just a dude in the wrong place at the wrong time?
Only comment if you are a regeister state surveyor – otherwise STFU
Or a state registered window cleaner, state registered floor cleaner, state registered litter picker, state registered light bulb changer and state registered blogger.
clog dancer?
Good point Mr Engineer!
A dude in da RONG place
This is absolute rubbish.
Stone bridges do not deform, they collapse.
Only a Blair educated fool would think otherwise.
Crap…
How many old arch bridges do you know made with prestressed concrete ?
And anyhow prestressed concrete does not tolerate deformation.
No wonder we’re just reduced to a Nation of Bankers and Luvvies.
(There’s a better word to rhyme with Bankers, but hey, let’s be charitable, it’s Sunday Night)
Who the fuck said that an Old arch bridge was made out of pre stressed concrete. ?
You are a fucking wanker
Odds on that the Calvar bridge will be demolished rather than let it stand for the next thousand years, just to prove that Gordon was RIGHT.
But Ar AM Richt – arlways!!
Bent otherwise.
My comrade Prezza has just announced that people are refering to me as the next Oliver Hardy.
I take exception to this as he was slighty large than me in the trouser waist department.
Motto: Forward with Blue-Labour
Not now eric.
Fook off you working class imposter
Where did it all go wrong?
Impersonating a chocolate teapot didn’t help.
Ok Ok I ‘m crap as a politician but one of the up and coming stand up comedians
Here goes
An old man paid a visit to the pharmacy and asked for Viagra.
Old Man: ‘Can I have six tablets, and I need them cut into quarters.’
Chemist: ‘I can cut them for you, but a quarter tablet won’t give you a full erection…’
Old Man: ‘I’m 96 years old and don’t have much use for an erection; I just want it sticking out far enough so I don’t p**s on my slippers!’
Impotence. Natures way of saying no hard feelings.
So polls show we are heading for a ‘hung’ parliament.
Does this mean we can hang the entire pack of theiving lying sods or that Shamerons reneging of the Referendum and his forcing a lib dem down Tory throats has cost him?.
Any decent leader of the opposition would be 30 points ahead against this travesty of a government.
Instead we have a prize twat hanging on by his expensively manicured toenails.
God help this country – it ain’t got much else going for it at present.
You can look forward to my boots on your necks, little Englanders.
Now ve hav you yust vere ve vont you.
Now vere is ze delectable hag Ashtown.
President Who? and Foreign Minister whatsername?
They’ll be of less influence in the world than a Zimbabwean Finance Minister and a North Korean Tourism Officer!!
That’s why they were chosen.
Little reaction so far today of Cleggie or Dave’s comments on The Marr show about a pending hung parliament (if nothing much changes between now and then – does it ever?).
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6927353.ece
This editorial with the Adams Family picture of Westminster on top (they show that paranoiac shot more often nowadays) seems to confirm that Cleggie is up for anything – though the prospect of a Lib_Con coalition sounds more gut wrenching than throwing Jonah’s toys back in the pram for him to chew them up again.
Dave’s apparent ease about the prospect of a pact with the fifth columnist Liberals sounds very alarming indeed – considering what messages used to emanate from the Ginger version of the Kennedy curse. Cameron needs to understand that he will not get any support from any supporters for promising deals with the biggest bunch of self-satisfied pseudo-socialist middle class hypocrites ever to pontificate upon this Earth.
Is Dave barking mad – or has he sighted a big meteor?
I would love a hung parliament – every bloody one of them on the lamp posts around westminster
A man of conviction, that Mr Clegg…
The most astonishing comment in the article comes from Cameron:
“Let’s hope this lot don’t have a scorched-earth policy – wrecking the country before they lose.”
Where the fuck has he been?
Dunno, but I was wondering how much longer it would be before he started prepping the electorate for the fact that his Tory Gov will be as shite and ineffective as the Labour one.
Well Dack, cameron’s government is going to have it’s downside, let’s face it, but I don’t think any government, of any colour, could ever be as bad as gordon’s has actually been.
Frankly I think history is going to record that bliar’s and gordon’s spell leading this country (mostly to disaster), has been the worst spell of government that this country has ever had !!!!
Putting Clegg in any position of influence would create a world of shit an order of magnitude worse than Jonah could even dream of.
Major managed to save us all from Kinnock and Pantsdown.
To be even considering having the combined fuckwittery of Clegg and Brown negotiating in secret does not bear thinkinb about…
Nell… I keep thinking ol’ Punxsutawney Pete’s going to make an appearance. You can’t respond to every Cameron swipe with a litany of Labour sins. I KNOW LABOUR ARE SHIT! That said I THINK CAMERON WILL BE SHIT, TOO.
Sometimes I wonder if you’re a patient and preemptive Tory troll who dug in early for the long term.
Sorry not going to happen.
gordon is so universally hated that there is going to be a significant swing in the polls to the conservatives.
clegg can fantasise all he wants about holding the keys to no 10 and the labour crew can tell themselves fairy tales about how cleggie is going to save them from annihilation.
The truth is going to be much more brutal.
The labour and lib dem part of the Westminster Village are just unable to face reality.
You are wrong.
The Tory poll lead has its origins in a universal loathing of Brown.
People have come round to thinking the only anti-Brown vote is with the Tories.
The more Cameron entertains ideas of a Lib-Con coalition, the happier floating voters will be with voting Lib-Dem. This idea is very dangerous in its potential for self-fulfillment.
Labour cannot win the election.
Cameron needs to attack Clegg and his party for the rubbish they are.
The thought of Cameron genuflecting while Clegg dangles the keys to № 10 has just made me vomit slightly.
At what point do the tanks roll into Downing Street?
Clegg can’t lose if there’s a hung parliament, and that IS a serious problem! He was looking smug on the Politics Show this lunchtime.
They are the Political Classes. Expect nothing from them other than soundbites.
Eton.
‘Scorched-earth policy’ has always been ZaNuLab’s goal. Wavy Dave’s job was to OPPOSE this, and especially lock McRuin in the bunker around Lisbon time. I can’t recall any serious opposition to the lunatics running the asylum. Dave needs to grow some coconuts, quick. Actually, he’d probably be happier in Barbados… and who could blame him!
Cameron has not been opposing Brown for a long time.
The return to parliament after the summer recess should have been marked with a direct accusation in the HoC against Brown of lying to parliament about Labour’s planned cuts. But nothing…
The strategy seems to be simply to give Brown all the rope he needs.
It will probably work, but the damaged inflicted on the country meanwhile will be worsened…
The answer has to be public school educated berk aka barking mad.
Ye Gods, where are the real Brits now that we need them.
Guess they’ve all been brainwashed to buggery, literally.
Barking Mad?? Who are we talking about here??? Let’s have a think??!!.
First person comes to mind of course is gordon, because he is clearly barking mad, but then so is Bliar, alastairC, and damian. Let’s not forget mandy. They all thought that lying would grab them the power that they wanted just like those eastern communist people (Tractor stats and all that) !!!
Of course harpichatty is entirely sane! isn’t she?? and the scottish baronet “lady “”! and the ginger topped one, and moran etc etc.
They all thought they were above the law, and so far they have managed to evade that law.
I wonder how long that will last??!!!
I think Barking Bad describes those listed above but unfortunately we don’t have anyone of substance to stand up to them.
I really would like Dave to come good. I even gave him money last week but I despair at how useless he is, and democracy will not work if we vote for some heir to Blair that we don’t have faith in.
The best we can hope for at the next election is an almighty F. Up with a hung parliament or some mess, such that when the smoke clears a leader of some capability and conviction appears to take us forward, but it won’t be the chocolate teapot.
I think the Tories are barking mad at least the ones I know. Shameroons are not loved by the people and their empty balloon is deflating slowly.What do they stand for except failed promises?
I am told that I can no longer post comments in my own name, even though it is my own name and this is probably my own website.
Well it is isn’t, Mart? Amis! Where have you got to this time?
The fuckers fucked off to Whisky Agogo again.
I would have to say that this pisses me off royally.
Back to Yvette i suppose.
She’ll eat you for breakfast,….. balls.
H i guys
I’m sure you know that my new chef’s programme started this week. I was unemployed until I got famous with jamie Oliver – now I’ve got my own tv show – just proves that in new labour’s Britain, still, it’s not what you know, it’s WHO you know that gets you onward and upward, innit, Good onya Rude Boy Food
I learned to read, write and do hard sums in Workington.
I aspired to hobnail boots to click on pavingstones like men from the steel works coming off shift.
I owe you Workington. We all owe you. One time provider of steel railway lines throughout the world, and location of the first and last Bessemer Blast furnaces.
You deserved better than to be cursed by Socialism and McDoom.
There was a reprehensible ‘man’ named Brhoon
a complete and utter hoon
He sold the gold
and promised to look after the old
- but as usual told utter lies.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1229962/Mandelson-kept-Brown-dark-ditch-bid-EU-foreign-envoy.html
poor mandy I just knew he ws after that EU Foreign Minister High Office ‘job’.
And despite everything he’s done for gordon , gordon wouldn’t support him in it – WOW what a friend!!
Mind we could say that of both of them, because after gordon made it clear he was not going to support mandy in getting That job, mandy started secret talks, which failed, with his EU contacts on how to get it for himself , planning to abandon spineless gordon for glory in Europe.
What a lovely bunch of people the no.10 occupants are? I bet the atmosphere is really foul in there tonight – betrayed gordon and disappointed mandy, each hating the other!!
I suppose Peter Mandelson is comforted by the fact that Cameron has lined up a great job for the EUSSR enforcement and compliance official.
I suspect that those people who thought that Mandelson would fade away when newlabour dies are going to be very upset, Mandelson is the eyes and ears of the new masters of the UK, he is the masters voice, he takes the calls and gives the orders, his loyalty to newlabour extends only as far as the end of the newlabour regime, people like him love power and they will thrive whatever patsy regime takes over the region formerly called the UK.
The tragedy is that the UK electorate has been fucked over and betrayed, behind the curtain the big three are pissing themselves laughing at the stupidity of the UK voter, it does not matter if you vote liblabcon you get the same thing, euroslavery.
Ve have vays to enforce your complianse, littel englander.
Now do as Mandy says, or ve shall haf to bring in High Obergruppenfuhrer Catherine the Grate and you wouldn’t like that again, now would you.
Not a hope in hell !
Te British are the most prickliest, most uncompliant race on earth, the most uncomprising, even given what this trash labour crew have made of us lately.
We shall have our day you wait and see , and the EU can go hang, and will, eventually.
So you hav been saying so many years but now yor ledears hav betrayed you my little darlinks and zere is nuzinng you can do about it.
Even ze so called opposishion is like ze cast ion putty in our handses.
And now I msut rest my litle grey cells for it is tiem for the most famoose Belgian of all ze world TV program.
You should not hav underestimed the little Belgium I zink.
Go find some of that liebfraumilch you people seem to like to drink.
The British people will eventually assert themselves. The EU is a fabricated soap bubble that will pop at some point – may be not in my lifetime – but it will happen because it is an unelected body that does not represent the real views of any nation in Europe.
Caucescu found out what finally happens, in the end, when you keep forcing public opinion into a direction that it doesn’t want to go!!!!
Nine!
I zink you mean neun, but on ze other hands this is not computing in ze grey cells, now vere is ze Grate Hi Poo Bah Catherine to explain zese zings for me.
Yah zo.
I guess everybody has seen this little load of lying and cheating.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1229912/Speakers-wife-lost-job-Oxford-degree-wasnt.html#comments
Lets hope the good people of Buckingham have the wit and integrity to vote for Farage and rid the ancient and once hallowed environs of Westminster from this pair of conniving toads.
If ever two people deserved each other.
Sadly we don’t deserve either.
Deliver us Oh you folk of Buckingham. For gawds sake deliver us.
Yes! I subscribe to that view too!!!
Well you would you tit
You support people claiming degrees and qualifications they haven’t got then?
Lying’s OK is it?
Labour has destroyed the reputation of Britain and the British government with 12 years of backstabbing, sleight of hand, bullying, lies, smears, gross financial mismanagement, ego trips, grandstanding, troughing, jobs for the boys, manipulation.
And let’s not even mention two wars that labour has taken us into based on lies and then more lies, no proper funding or support and useless kit!!
You think that’s good government?
Guess we have to face up to the fact that there is a large percentage of our population (about 30%) who are basically crackers and without a shred of honesty, competence or integrity.
Something’s been fed to them over the past 12 years which has induced them to support a bunch of corrupt morons, and no amount of rational argument now makes any difference.
Quite how we got here, Lord knows, but it is going to be an interesting future and even better if we have a hung parliament when either the IMF or the EU will have to come and take the benefits away from these morons who have supported this corruption for so long.
She’s been round the houses hasn’t she!? Bony knees.
Is it worthwhile taking our pitch forks over there to spike the little runt when he’s on the run.
Don’t know about pitch forks – could you get hold of any stun guns!!!!
No sorry, Master Bliar had them all taken away, case we done some harm.
See we don’t have the benefit of that amendment to the Constitution, like what they has in the Colonies.
We’m basically defenceless now my duck.
Hmm?? Not so sure about that.
In the fens Y’know we’re quite good shots when it comes to bringing down ducks for the table!!!
I do hope not Nell!
Good idea.
We’ll make our last stand at Ely. With all these floods could well become an island again.
Any sign of Hereward now that we need him.
I think we could ressurrect him and Boudiccea for good result.!!
She particularly disliked that blue woaded people from the north ( ie gordon)
We have with these two the perfect example of BluLabour.
Hard to know where Labour ends and NuTory begins.
All besmirched with lies and cheating, false claims and no shame.
Which of course brings us back to Shameron. The proud creator (and heir to Bliar) of NuBluTory otherwise known as Vichy Tory, the puppets of the EUSSR and certain pressure groups within this country.
Blah blah blah blah blah!
Blah blah blah blah blah!
Blah blah blah blah blah!
Very erudite, Sir.
And for your next point ?
I must say you do so sound like mandy and his EU comrades.
More of a blub blub blub blub blub, into a lace edged hanky.
No doubt his brazilian little friend is commiserating with him tonight .
How very very sad – that one of labour’s “”"greatest”"”" has lost his most “”"golden troughing goal.”"”
It could have been his crowning glory – the pinnacle of his career, the most profitable thing his bank balance had ever seen, the icing on his pension fund and on and on and on!!!!
Hey let’s all jump on the outsider.
You know how we used to in the playground!
The curse of Jonah strikes again !!!!!
JEDWARD go out after Brown changes his mind and backs them
If we could harness the power of the Gordon Brown Jinx to provide electricity, we would not need that new generation of nuclear power stations…
The curse strike again. Gordon says he likes Jedward and they go out. The jinx is getting stronger and stronger.
Another bridge falls.
Thank fuck them Hitchenses have buggared off into the ethernet, my ducks.
We’ll be back in the next series…
I don’t know who you are.
Then I went to a Noo_Lie_Bore ‘cadmee
I’m better now
Got a dergreee in meeeedya studys init?
Thas jus grate, yue can be a bnaker 2 nough i reckn.
orl fangs to edukashun innit
I love this about format NuLabber in Chief in Scotland, Joke McConnell reported in the Sunday Times (jock section)
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/scotland/article6927071.ece
“McConnell has told friends he remains ambitious and keen to resume his political career, not least to ensure his financial security and that of his family.”
I love that bit – to heck with public service it is at least honest that he in mainly in politics not least to ‘not least to ensure his financial security and that of his family’.
And still they expect the underclass vote for them!
by art1000 November 22nd, 2009 at 9:20 pm
Interesting reading! McConnell left with a cloud over his head, now wants back? Has he been purified in Malawi then? Salmond would eat him alive – I hope!
Anyone posted this?
All too true.
So who put them there in the first place you Hoons,
After all going back to tony Blier rain and the burger and the soup spinners wars campbells and mcdonalds.at the time the fucking Iraqi rocket could not have reached Cyprus