Comments on: Saturday Seven Up

By: ALEX THE SALMON MP

ALEX THE SALMON MP — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 23:59:57 +0000

Yes but when i do get back up the Derwent ! It’s RUMPY PUMPY TIME Yeee Haaaar

By: Peter Hitchens

Peter Hitchens — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:53:43 +0000

No that is not what Ms Lumley calls me, man, and it is exactly the kind of response I would expect from someone who calls themselves Peter Hitchens when they are patently not Peter Hitchens.

By: Max

Max — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 14:49:08 +0000

Was in Nottingham on Friday for an awards do. Was extremely concerned that McDoom would turn up but nil security at the venue I (correctly) guessed meant he wouldn’t be. Fondlebum was about five minutes away “down wit the yoof” at yet another “music studio” operation. I then had to go to a meeting close to the Nottingham Albert Hall hence saw first hand the amount of firepower required to ensure that the people came nowhere near their Dear Leader. This is in a city that has been Liebore for decades. I suspect the only reason he could show his face around Cockermouth the following day was that it was sealed off because of the floods. And the polls say their popularity returns!

By: Max

Max — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 14:41:32 +0000

Actors. Even dead ones.

By: Susie

Susie — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 13:41:32 +0000

But 90% of the time you are swimming about in the Atlantic, not in the Derwent — it’s why you are called the ‘Atlantic Salmon’, Alex.

By: Susie

Susie — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 13:38:16 +0000

It’s the EU.

Cameron must understand we will not vote for more powers given away to it nor the status quo, he should promise an in/out referendum in the manifesto the day the GE is announced — but not before. It will ensure a Conservative landslide.

By: Susie

Susie — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 12:52:57 +0000

Libya’s the place… he’d have to convert to Islam and Cherie would adopt a burkha (that would be a plus).

By: The Referee

The Referee — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 12:52:34 +0000

Thick as Thieves wins by a knockout!
Thick as Thieves is the Champion! Again!
That is my decision and it is final.

By: thick as thieves

thick as thieves — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 12:44:17 +0000

I am not here to amuse you. stalk someone else you spastic.
thankyou.
ps we all know that is you, ewanme, stealing jgm2′s name.
you fucking imebecile.

By: Susie

Susie — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 12:13:20 +0000

They’ve always been around Frank… sink council estates with brand new cars outside the gate and two of three holidays a year, the difference is now, banks under Brown’s watch have allowed them to borrow serious money and run up huge bills on credit cards they will never repay.

The people of Keswick and Cockermouth, are nothing like the above.