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Sarah Palin said…
“A year later, I gotta ask the supporters of all that, ‘How’s that hopey, changey thing working out for ya?’ “
-Gilts (Mar)
As of 28 Jan 2010 +5.8%
Glad to see no mention of the floods. Ater a Very slw start the BBC can`t sop talking about them….It’s Global warming don`t you know.
One of the world’s leading climate change research centres has been accused of manipulating data on global warming after thousands of private emails and documents were leaked.
Hackers targeted the University of East Anglia’s Climatic Research Unit and published the files, including some personal messages, on the internet.
Among the most damaging is one which appears to suggest using a ‘trick’ to massage years of temperature data to ‘hide the decline’.
Hackers targeted the University of East Anglia¿s Climatic Research Unit, pictured, and published sensitive emails on the internet
The CRU, which plays a leading role in compiling UN reports and tracks long-term
changes in temperature, has repeatedly refused to provide detailed information about the data underlying the temperature records.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1229740/Hackers-expose-global-warming-Claims-leaked-emails-reveal-research-centre-massaged-temperature-data.html#ixzz0XUXiLUbx
Read the BBC and see what they censor.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8370282.stm
BBC = Social News i.e. the opposite of news.
what the fuck?
Is that claiming to be a news story? Man bites dog BBC, man bites fucking dog! Where’s the bloody story BBC? They never cease to amaze me. The level of integrity among BBC staff must be below that of anyone who worked for Goebbels.
Outragous fucking propagandists dogs. Up against the wall with the lot of them.
Indeed. The CLU scientists are government employees, aren’t they?
Never mind, it is being downloaded, copied, reported and discussed in every other continent on planet Earth.
BBC = Ministry of Truth
It’s not just the BBC censoring… it’s the Guardian too, those liberal bastions of free speech. Hah!
http://cogitodexter.wordpress.com/2009/11/21/guardian-censors-scepticism/
and
http://cogitodexter.wordpress.com/2009/11/21/climate-change-scientists-admit-using-fraudulent-figures/
Oi! Leave me out of it!
Politicians across the spectrum embraced the 10:10 climate change campaign, with the Conservative party pledging their entire frontbench would sign up.
The shadow energy secretary, Greg Clark, said: “Conservatives strongly support this campaign. Once again it shows how voluntary action can show the way, proving that a low-carbon future is an essential, achievable and urgent priority.”
Every UK homeowner will benefit from an allowance of up to £6,500 to make their properties more energy efficient, under a “green deal” proposed by the Conservatives. The idea is part of a wider energy and climate change package aimed at kick-starting a green economy in the UK.
In his speech, Clark said a Conservative government would “begin with a bound and with immediate action to keep Britain’s lights on, to cut greenhouse gas emissions and give Britain leadership in a low-carbon world.”
Hacker Releases Data Implicating CRU in Global Warming Fraud (Updated)
The CRU Hack
Hacked E-Mail Is New Fodder for Climate Dispute
The warmist conspiracy: the emails that most damn Jones
Climategate: the final nail in the coffin of ‘Anthropogenic Global Warming’?
Yes Ms Palin
BBC = Believing Brownian Crap
BBC = Better Back Criminals.
BBC = £ 13,000,000 per annum.
How much does Paxman take from the people ?
That’s between me and my accountant but i’m worth at least double. Fucking Earthlings. Soon you will feel my wrath.
this whole anthropological global warming rubbish is well documented and argued in Prof. Plimer’s book ‘Heaven and Earth’…..well worth a read..
And loads of books by Ian Wishart.
Worth a google, or log onto tgif.com
“Anthropogenic”, innit? I should know, I did a science degree. What I also know is that we don’t, really, know anything. WTF is going on with the climate? Your guess is as good as mine. Maybe we’re all due to roast, maybe we’re all going to freeze. An ice age is well overdue.
I suggest that people should not get their knickers twisted about this, either way. Chances are something else will take us out first
Always expect the unexpected!
The expected sometimes happens, and the unexpected always happens!
I expect a gay rimming stalker to have nothing better to do than follow his obsession around around like a puppy
innit?
“I would happily pay £1000 a gallon for petrol if it saved the life of just one Polar bear”
BOLLOCKS
Id much rather slot one of the fuckers with a 600 nitro express and end up with a fine rug.
Those bastards have multiplied by 500% over the last 50 years
High time that all of those Faggots and dykes at Greenpeace/PETA were put on the list of legal game.
Imagine putting Blair, McMental and Fondlebum in a texas canned hunt compound
I would choose spear or axe hunting
Flamethrower if its legal
But Polar Bears are so cute!!
Interestingly the logo of the WWF, the other bear is in fact at the end of a very tenuous species survival.
Why, because it is a crap design. Survival of the fittest would leave the Panda as a dead end species even without human intervention.
Polar Bears are such a great focus of symbolism. The population numbers are going is exactly the opposite direction as the BBC suggest.
The Evil Communists, aka Human Genocide experts love pushing this shit as a control mechanism of our lives.
Well fuck you too you Hoon.
Are you the real Peter Hitchens? Or the fake one ? Or neither? Or both?
Climateaudit.org has MANY,MANY examples of likely falsification of data and poor methodology on the part of the Global Warming Alarmists.
http://www.climateaudit.org/
This is akin to discovering that Moses fiddled the basis of the Ten Commandments
That would be Religion, this is High Stakes Politics.
The Rules of Engagement are very different!!
Calm down babse. No need for the melodrama.
Love u babes xxx
Brown has visited Cockermouth. what further disaster will now occur there?
Where do they get the wettest Day in England for a thousand years from?
The met office says records started in 1914
Provisionally, the 24-hour total at Seathwaite (ending 0045 on Friday 20 November) of 314.4 mm is a UK record for a single location in any given 24-hour period. Records going back to 1914.
Seathwaite says
Seathwaite and its valley, at Borrowdale’s southern end, is a farming village. According to the government weather office it is Britains wettest inhabited spot with an average yearly rainfall of 140 inches.
Uninhabited Styhead Tarn nearby has recorded 172 inches as their annual average rainfall
http://www.thecumbriadirectory.com/Town_or_Village/Seathwaite_(Borrowdale)/Seathwaite_(Borrowdale).php
So it is hardly suprising that the wettest spot in the country is the country’s wettest spot.
That was before the deletion of funds for Flood defences by Brown.
And before the Tax Fest in aid of AGW which is a myth.
Tell a big enough lie, often enough, and the proletariat will come to believe it.
Y2K, and not one plane fell out of the Sky. Not one Nuclear Reactor imploded.
My teasmaid kept working. Blinking marvellous.
And the environment agency chipped in on behalf of the Atlantic salmon.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1229567/Cockermouth-flood-defence-plan-rejected-fish-spawning-claim-furious-locals.html
I haven’t seen him look so happy for ages.
Yes – a curious smirk on his face as he meets the poor souls suffering from his curse of last year’s holiday stay in Cumbria.
And why can he make the journey up to Cumbria but the shorter trip down the M4 to Wootton Bassett is never made – anything to do with guilt,eh Brown you evil man?
Well,he started his unelected reign of chaos and evil with a flood at Tewkesbury and he’s just ended with another in Cumbria – almost symmetrical.
An this so called £1M support – it’s our fucking money,you Scottish git!
It’s as if he has earned the money to give to US!
£1 million will just about pay the wages of ten Flood Diversity Co-ordinators and a Relief Committee of twenty for about six months. It won’t rebuild any bridges or repair any flood-damaged homes. It’s just tokenism of the most cynical kind.
An this so called £1M support – it’s our fucking money,you Scottish git!
It’s as if he has earned the money to give to US!
Er….no
A little publicised fact is that Broons mother hailed from Cornwall!
That probably explains a lot!
Brown doesn’t go to Wootten Bassett because his protection officers couldn’t cope with the public reaction. They’d have to bring the army back from Afghanistan just to get him out in one piece.
He can visit Cumbria because the rain is an act of God. So he can use the “was ‘nae me” defence.
Hundreds of men dying for lack of helicopters, night-sights, body armour etc are an act of Gord.
Could you imagine how much the bill would be if just one troughing C*NT of an MP’s house got flooded ? It would be well over a million .This million has got to be spread between a couple of thousand people ! FUCKING JOKE !
Gordon: a word of advice. When you finally get finished wasting people’s time in Cumbria, jump into your ‘copter and head north for approximately 100 miles until you reach Edinburgh. Tell the pilot to locate and hover over the Scottish parliament building, then instruct him to land safely. Now the next bit’s especially important, Gordon: tell the pilot to be sure to set down safely and that you believe in him. Repeat this a few times for good measure. Have a nice trip.
Too generous
McMental needs to visit Faslane and bless all of the nuclear warheads
and as night follows day a few million cross dressing dole scoungers will be vapourised
Scotland summed up
T
Baxters soup is shite
Being a normal man I have never ever had a desire to wear a skirt
I keep my weapons on my hip not in my socks
Why drInk “Scotch” when Cognac is available?
Shortbread is fucking awful
What about Fried Mars Bars and a sheeps bladder filled with sawdust and dogshit known as Haggis ?
I suppose the ultimate disaster for Cumbria would be a repeat of the Nuclear fire at Windscale, now renamed Sellafield. What name will they give it next?
Brownfield Development
Very good very good.
Are you sure that it wasnt “Cockinhismouth”?
Nothing. I’ve really got nothing….
Yep – floods – a very good way to drown the ongoing fascist back-door (ooh matron) takeover of the UK and the other 26 former “nations”.
I’m proud to say I didn’t read one of Guido’s ‘7Ups’ – as I won’t read anything connected to Palin – mark my words – we’ve had the token “long legged Mac-Daddy” black man (no offence) as named by Pastor Manning and we can look forward to the fight between Hitlery Clinton and Sarah Palin for the top job next time – whichever one wins it’ll be the ‘token woman’ in the White House….(no offence fellow-women!).
The hidden agenda remains the same…..till we stop playing or win – ‘the game’.
My heart goes out to all those affected by the terrible floods.
Operation “Keep New Labour off the front pages” has swung into action at the BBC, lucky that rain came huh!
Let’s pledge the victims a million in small change, but don’t tell them New Labour took money from the UK’s flood defense / river dredging budget to give to the feckless on benefits. Once in a millennium flood my backside.
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BORING FUCKING WANKERS!
this thread is about the stats motherfuckers so shut the fuck up for a minute ranting on and on like mad fishwife about green taxes, you are pushing an open fucking door. you have been ranting on about it for the last couple of threads and now you are spilling it over to this one. this thread is about the stats you retards.
please try to keep up.
Guido, great stats: yet again very fucking high numbers.
but this is ofcourse just the baseline. thick as thieves confidently predicts that in the period between now and the general election your stats numbers are going to go through the fucking roof.
top boy has spoken.
not the best of news for the advertisers’ budgets though, is it? oh well.
Either you are another ‘Ego of Guido, or you are sad deluded fuckwit.
A tiresome little prat, who has a very strange view of his/her self importance.
Muppet without a cause.
We agree on something here, “Thick as S**T” is a man on an island…his own in his head!
you are just a bad loser lizzie.
a bad loser and a loud mouthed wanker.
show top boy the deserve he respects you slag.
your manners are disgusting you whore.
know your place.
I think you have to feel sorry for someone like Tat, he is probably a recluse and doesn”t get out much, hence his feelings of self-worth are exaggerated somewhat.
blogatively speaking thick as thieves is worth his weight in gold lizzie.
hence my feelings of self worth are perfectly balanced.
but blogatively speaking you are just another troll; lowlife scum trolls like you are ten-a-penny lizzie.
innit.
TaT
You want a hot water bottle again tonight?
Did you wake up on the wrong side of your bed again?
no no butt plug, the great thick as thieves is a hero without a pause.
and you are a wanker without a clue.
goodbye.
Stop arguing and join together to rid the country of this grotty criminal mother f*cker and his thugs once and for all.
Not one of your best babes xxx hero without a pause? Are you fucking shitting me?
I am not here to amuse you. stalk someone else you spastic.
thankyou.
ps we all know that is you, ewanme, stealing jgm2’s name.
you fucking imebecile.
When you’ve said ‘well done Guido’ what else is there to say? It’s not really a ‘thread’ topic. Bit like the ‘get the Guidogram or wait till Monday’ one. I rarely comment on either as I’ve no idea what kind of comment I’m expected to make. Not asking for a refund or owt – just sayin’.
Say what you bloody well like…..oh sorry, you just have.
Where the fuck are you on thursdays when you’re needed in the Question Time chair? You’d be better than Dimblebore at keeping those pricks in line. Skyving bastard, is the BBC’s shilling not good enough for you?
Bit of a control freak as well Tat, I think you need to see someone for your problem.
are you trying to chat me up lizzie?
sorry, I don’t pay for sex.
Tat I am a very expensive lady, you couldn’t afford me.
Not when you’ve got an itchy right hand, that’s true.
Tat’s more likely got an itchy dick. You should get yourself along to the clinic Shit for brains.
He certainly never pays for sex!
thick as thieves, you are not ‘top boy’ you are ‘bottom boy’ and you love it, now bend over.
Calm down darling. She’s not worth it.
We know that Brown binned the spending on all UK flood defences.
Just can’t remember when and how much was diverted to the Benefits Citizens?
Does anyone have the research/facts.
The BBC has indeed gone into ‘Protect the Master’ mode in a big way.
do the research yourself you lazy c’unt.
and when you have completed it return to top boy and give him a full report.
I want it on my desk first thing monday morning.
you are a good and loyal cripple.
well done.
You need to up your Meds you hapless little plonker.
As was said in the RM’s, Never fuck with a fucker!
You have had your first warning knob jockey.
TaT being a workaholic brings problems, and they are very obvious when it comes to your state of mind.
butt plug: just make sure your report is on my desk at 9am on monday.
if it is not on my desk by that time consider yourself sacked you useless fuck. don’t even bother coming in.
top boy hears no excuses or pathetic reasons for failure.
top boy demands success.
Piss off thicky, start your own blog and leave this one alone.
Second warning.
Now I am very angry.
oh FFS please don’t start crying again anticitizen one.
Tat keeps this blog alive with his lovely lively lurid language, so stop annoying him!
tat is suffering from a severe personality disorder.
He just doesn’t have one!
His contributions are vaguely amusing, nearly funny. But always tinged with the sadness of loneliness.
Bless.
said the ugly old spinster.
Global scaremongering is the term you are looking for, the so called scientific evidence provided by independent bodies that reinforces state propaganda. Professor Nutt is a prime example of how the state removes any descenting voices from the debate and now the revelations of the hacked emails shows how the death of climate change sceptics is welcomed by objective scientists. Science has become the plaything of politicians instead of the search for a TRUTH that stands up against justified criticism.If this continues and it suits the policy makers the world will become flat, the sun will be orbiting the earth and Darwin would be condemned as a loon.
There are 2 posts with number 9 in front of them. The guidobase strikes again!
go easy on the acid and superskunk anticitizen one.
you sad fucking bastard.
Hey tat, isn’t about time you found yourself a lovely fella and settled down FFS?
go rim yourself bruno.
or you could get your boyfriend anticitizen one to do it for you?
but whatever you do bruno, please get a room this time; remember last time when you and anticitizen one were caught rimming in the corridor?
now that’s just plain fucking nasty bruno.
you two are a pair of nasty skanky fucking bitches innit.
Get back to the gay cinema you work in, and earn some tips.
“…..go rim yourself (bruno.)”
If it’s at all possible, I’m sure you would find a way.
I truly only want to be admired.
It is true that I underachieved at School.
True that I was abused as a child.
A sad fact that my sister is also my mum. Would love some friends. Real ones and not imaginary. I am sick of simply fucking my pet cat. He never thinks about giving me a blow job.
My acne has long been an impediment. Folk call me names because of my hump and unequal leg lengths. Halitosis is difficult to treat, and my cock always smells of catshit.
The boys at the YMCA use me a a douchebag, and stub cigarettes onto my moobs.
Life is unfair, but best I come clean. Even coming might relieve the tension.
Apologies for being a waste of space, deluded, and obsessive. Now you understand a little bit more of my sad, pathetic existence, forgive me.
Innit
I do not double space.
DOH!
please pay closer attention of my posts before you attempt to imitate them you fucking spastic.
thankyou.
“please pay closer attention of my posts”
Tosser!
said the tosser.
You said all our rimming was for true! Bitch.
said the lunatic.
Lol, good one babes xx
Oh dear,I do hope Mr Nutt was not in Cumbria on a short holiday recently…….
They were “pipped to the post” yesterday morning by Sky who had live feeds from Cockermouth early on whilst the BBC had to make do with pre-recorded footage and phone calls only until well into mid-morning presumambly having to get an OB from Manchester up the M6 and that’s why they were playing the flooding down originally although they eventually got a helicopter up over the area by 11am Friday am as they realised the magnitude of the catastrophe unfolding
Er not late at all. The spinners had to decide which type of spin this was going to require.
Censorship is what the BBC does. McBean aka McDoom has his own editing policy.
And his own edit suite in the bunker.
The people of Cockermouth are rural… unless it’s an urban flooding story the BBC aren’t interested.
When I was up there a year ago most of the locals I spoke to hated Labour Brown and Blair with a vengeance — still hadn’t forgiven them for the foot and mouth epidemic they handled so sensitively.
The foot and moth debacle that required a name change for the department responsible.
the one where foreign vets were being recruited on the QT 7 months before the problem was revealed.
The one where old railway sleepers were being bought 10 months beforehand.
The one that Mike Jackson (General) tried to make sense of, with conflicting orders from Brown himself.
Oh that one.
Tat’s gay friend, do tell more please…. strangely for this chat room, that’s quite interesting.
Oh and I’M tat’s only gay ‘friend’. Hands off you slut.
Like the fact that the main contractor supplying the Plant to move the carcasses around to the pyres was paid £1000 a day per machine. From Scotland, and a friend of The McMafia. Begins with an S, the company name that is.
The old airfield was a sight to behold with all the slaughtered animals being burnt for all the see. Weeks of it.
Had a place at High Hesket. Terrible view. Great Pubs in the area though.
French vets were the most numerous, but a lot of Aussies as well. Plus other nationalities. Take a trip up there sometime and just engage in conversation with the locals.
The Government (Brown) wasted our money like there was no to-morrow.
The early claimants got staggering settlements. The ones that didn’t bed and brakfast the stock, and tried to play the right game got completely fucked over,
The reason the BBC were slow off the mark to report the floods is because they initially went to Keswick and only had a quiet wet street with bemused people walking their dogs to film, while ITV and Sky went to Cockermouth and were able to film their reporters wading in the floods with choppers flying overhead.
I’m hardly one to stick up for Pravda, but it’s fairly understandable how this happened:
1. A natural ‘disaster’ occurs in Cumbria.
2. BBC consults Jonah’s diary and finds he went on holiday to Keswick in the summer.
3. Cameraman is sent to Keswick.
Tat has warming hands. Nicey.
I won’t warn you again. Hands off my boyfriend or else he’ll crush your skull. You fucking troll.
Love you tat babes xxx
…plus the floods divert attention away from rising petrol prices, snotgobbler’s euro-sell out, massive out of control borrowing, and MPs fiddles.
Gordon will do nothing about the rising oil prices, as the oil price rises, his tax take also rises. No wonder he’s keeping quiet. Somehow the inflation rate is magically being kept really low. How did the ONS manage to do this statistical fiddle then?
The high petrol price is caused by currency issues due to Gordon Brown photocopying money.
The delay in tanker unloading is not unusual. They also ’slow steam’ to destinations to save fuel as well. Its all about best price and fuck the end user. Occasionally its due to lack of storage facility being available on shore but mainly the first reason.
I used to work on them and it was commonplace to do just this
My cousin makes promo-films for the oil industry and films on-board the tankers — they’ll be heading for Hamburg, say, and then get radioed that they’ll get a better price in Naples, so they about turn and head there instead. He never knows which port of call is next once aboard.
Easy to fiddle Statistics with the latest version of Excel.
Tat fiddles and fidgets a lot. Piles.
Too many hours sat on his own, perched on a radiator.
Ain’t that right sweetie?
Are you seriously looking to get your skull crushed? Because my babe tat will do it. Don’t complain you weren’t warned. Slut.
Love u tat babes xxx
7-Up? You’ve got to feel sorry for the person who invented 1-Up, which flopped, then 2-Up, which lost money, then 3-Up, 4-Up, 5-Up and 6-Up – the failure of which finally killed him. He never knew how close he got!
As for the person who invented A-Fronts……
could be a euphonism for a tired trainee doctors supository perscrpition , malpractice law suite
Following my A levels – Bot Zoo Chem & Physics I went to Bangor to do my degree – I spent the first two years banging bits of wood together – I got an honours degree – in PALLETOLOGY
Cockermouth is surely doomed now.
A holiday visit by McPillGobbler and what happens?
Then a re-return. Oh My God!!
Back to AGW aka ‘Climate Change’, the recent revelations about masking, hiding, and downright lying about the base data comes as no surprise really.
Co2 is NOT a pollutant. And if Air and Car Travel is so bad, then to ‘Save the World’, surely it should be banned immediately. Taxes can’t help.
This is truly the Scam of the Century so far. Y2K being the last contrived Armageddon. All those notable Scientists on the Tax Payer payroll spouting that even your kettle might not work, along with your oven, alarm clock, car. In fact everything that you owned with an electrical current.
Er what actually happened? NOWT.
The Millenium Quango for Y2K was retained until one year and one day after the turn on the Century. Not wishing to spoil a good party that self same Quango still exists as the 3rd Millenium Action Committee. You just couldn’t make it up.
Taxes move move money and thus pollution from efficient users (they after all earned it) to inneficient users.
The soviet union was not a healthy place for humans to live.
thats just made me think , so was Y2K a similar fear story cooked by soft micro and bramley computing ??? to make us slaves to it !! WOW
Yes, CaesarsWife, imo (and many others) Y2K was all about fearmongering and subsequently control – catalogueing a few more similar ‘incidents’: – acid rain (70’s – 80’s); ozone hole/skin cancer (stopped peeps getting Vit D eh – good wheeze); Chernobyl (will we ever know what really happened or how serious it was) – still, ‘did’ for hill/sheep farmers as planned no doubt; CJD ‘did’ for beef industry and giving bones to dogs for nutrients…..; salmonella ‘did’ for egg industry and to enable ££vaccinations of hens; MRSA/C Diff to keep the numbers of hospital visits down presumably then we have the ‘terrsm’ – IRA then Alky Aida and finally to the big ‘pandemic’ – SARS and ‘bird flu’ didn’t work so on to ’swine 11′ and the biggest scam of all MM GLOBAL WARMING.
There are loads of other ‘incidents’ in between but you probably ‘know’ anyway. My theory is that once their agendas are ‘known’ – they can no longer work on us – it’s a kind of magic!!
No doubt TAT will have a moan about not being in the list….
Darling Tat complains about everything petal.
complained the serial and vexatious complainant.
Youre soooooo funny tat babes. love u xxxx
go and rim your boyfriend Dick ‘the nonce’ Sniffin you lunatic
On a serious note – this time last year I holidayed in Keswick and after a day and night of heavy rain started back at the end of my stay South towards Windermere and the M6 along the Keswick to Ambleside Road which those who know the area will know partly runs alongside Lake Thirlmere which acts as a reservoir for Manchester. In previous years the fells alongside have been completely covered with trees obscuring the Lake from the road and also the fells above the road itself were covered in trees too. Last year it seems that someone had felled all the trees both sides of the road and the Lake was now in full view.This is very scenic but the point is that the trees used to soak up the rainfall and the road, whilst it had large puddles in places was never flooded properly. However last year parts of the road had almost 1 foot of water sitting on the road in places as the rainfall drained from the fells into the Lake below so whilst “globing warming” may have played it’s part which I tend to doubt surely the clearing of the means by which surface water is absorbed must also play a part in the flooding in some of these areas to.In addition contractors/authorities building houses etc on the “flood plains” and the cut backs by authorities and councils of budgets for/or length of time between maintainance of – dredging waterways;clearing gullies,drains, flood defences etc must contribute also to the high and regular incidence of national flooding.
Heavy and persistent rain is not a new phenomenon in the British Isles as some would have us believe but whilst we had occasiona flooding it now seems to be every year.This cannot all be blamed on “global warming”
The Curse of Jonah is not really a curse.
He simply is a black hole of negativity. Then factor in the stupidity of diverting ALL the money for urgent and planned ‘Flood Defences’ throughout the UK, and reasonably typical rainfall in that particular area. What do you get? A disaster.
All of McDooms actual making. But the commies and assorted gayboy pinkos in the BBC are all onside with diversity, planned over-immigration, lawless sink estates, and staggering debt.
The wheels of course will be coming off real soon, as the BBC gets cut back by 50%.
Yes, they are easily overstaffed by 100%. Useless, lazy, gold plated pension grabbing stooges. Enjoy the dole you tossers.
I expect some here have already noted this, but it’s worth repeating nonetheless. Our weather records don’t go back that far. Nowhere near. It’s just another invention. They must think we’re really fucking thick to swallow all this BS.
If it’s not ‘global warming’ it’s food dangers. If it’s not food dangers it’s bird/pig flu. If it’s not flu it’s carcinogenic vitamins or lead in paint or mercury in fish. All utter bollocks. There’s no end to their manufactured claims – and manufactured wars.
I suspect they really enjoy making up all this crap and seeing everyone get into a flap over it. Must find it all highly amusing. Bastards.
What next? A ‘lead in pencils’ panic?
What next?
Don’t
Give
Them
Ideas.
1772 to be precise.
sorry, love to blog but can’t cos I’ve broken my nail
you only have the one diget then !
ruins just promised a millon quid for victims of flooding , wonder if hes got any for the victims of Qantative easing !
It reminds me of the World Ransom demand proposed by Dr Evil.
And that was in Dollars!
One million pounds for all that devastation, caused totally directly by the machinations of one Gordon Brown.
Brown stopped any spending on Flood Defences, and this is tokenism at its worst.
The salary of the DG of the BBC for one year. For the BBC proclamation of a one in a thousand year flood.
Brown is a twisted bastard. BTW I just do not believe that Brown ever played Rugby with the big boys. Let alone had an eye injury in two separate matches.
A total liar of the first order. And a closet GayLord.
I am hearing that The Queen is having some very edgy conversations with Brown at their weekly catch-up – she is desperately unhappy about the state of the country and their relationship is at an all time low.
From zero to sub zero.
She should train the corgies to plant a big steaming glistening Thora on his shoe.
She is probably reading him the riot act, he is probably suggesting that his portrait goes on the money. Brown has already given away her country to Europe, Henry V111 would have taken Brown to the tower long before now. The Queen enjoys PM’s who have a sense of humour, she liked Harold Wilson I believe, it must be very hard work meeting with Brown every week, she must need quite the stiffener afterwards.
“……she must need quite the stiffener afterwards.”
Yes, if it fits in with the schedule.
I suspect she puts on her best shit-eating grin and gets on with it. Then she goes and tells Phil what a oik snotty is, and how he sat there picking his nose.
“I am hearing that The Queen is having some very edgy conversations with Brown at their weekly catch-up – she is desperately unhappy about the state of the country and their relationship is at an all time low.”
Well about time – after all, she IS presiding over a treasonous government hell bent on handing over our sovereignty to a foreign power – AND WHY HAS SHE CONTINUED TO SAY NOTHING??
I mentioned on the day of the ‘opening’ of Parliament that she seemed awfully peed off when reading the tripe they’d given to her – apart from her having a royal cold – bless you Maam – PLEASE ASK HER TO DO SOMETHING TO SAVE WHAT’S LEFT OF THIS COUNTRY!
Suky whilst she may want to she actually can’t. According to Bagehot under our Constitutional Monarchy the Sovereign has only 3 rights – the right to be consulted;the right to warn and the right to advise.She has no power to dissolve Parliament or order an election or dismiss a Prime Minister even though all these things are done nominally under “The Royal Prerogative” which in practical terms resides solely in the Prime Minister.The only ones who can dismiss a Prime Minster effectively are the Cabinet as the PM is merely “Primus inter Pares” – First amongst Equals. So effectively we’re stuffed. The only thing the Queen could do to show here disdain is Abdicate causing a Constitutional Crisis by citing that she no longer hadconfidence in HER Prime Minister/Government
“The only thing the Queen could do to show here disdain is Abdicate causing a Constitutional Crisis by citing that she no longer hadconfidence in HER Prime Minister/Government”……….
I’m waiting your Madge…..and if she can, WHY HASN’T SHE ‘WARNED’ US??
And that is the way it should remain,had the monarch the power to dissolve parliament it would lead to rioting inspired by whatever opposition to force an election,if a mild riot did not work the next would be understandably worse
“And that is the way it should remain,had the monarch the power to dissolve parliament
it would lead to rioting
inspired by whatever opposition to force an election,if a mild riot did not work the next would be understandably worse”
Rioting – RIOTING?? If people could be arsed to find the ‘off’ switch on the 42″ HDTV (as promoted by HMGOV) they might be forced to walk to the fridge for another beer…..but rioting?? Gimme a break. Which is why the despots fronting as our ‘guvmint’ are relatively safe in slapping us around the face whilst stealing all our futures. I wish it were 180 degrees reversed and I pray that when the shit really hits – we WILL finally say: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Elizabeth should abdicate, if she really does care for her country and loyal subjects.
It isn’t what we want, but it is what we need.
Once abdication is complete, she is perfectly placed to nuke Brown the Infant, and his evil throng of dipsos, cheats, philaderers, fraudsters, and neer do wells.
What a news feature that would make:
La Reina abdicates because she has no confidence in Brown. Magic
…..and what bothers me is we stand to get Charles, a bigger common purpose/agenda 21/sustainable/globalist than Her Madge can shake a stick at:
SUSTAINABLE DEVELOPMENT, AGENDA 21 AND PRINCE CHARLES
By Joan Veon
August 13, 2004
NewsWithViews.com
snip
I wrote Prince Charles the Sustainable Prince in 1997 with major updates in 1998 and 2000. It is key and relevant for those who want to understand what is happening today. At every turn the Prince is still involved in the affairs of the United Nations, sustainable development, and public-private partnership. The Prince’s representatives are to be found at all the key global meetings, expounding and advancing this life changing philosophy. Perhaps we should wonder why the world still follows him and carries out his dictates.
snip
http://www.womensgroup.org/
I have a copy of the book by Joan: “Prince Charles, The Sustainable Prince”….
I like prince Charles, (exc ept for his shooting, hunting, and fishing shinnanigans), and his two lack lustre sons. He has courage and fights for principals he believes in which is more than our democratically elected members of parliament do.
So do I Contessa. Charles plays his cards close, but his studied look into the middle distance at the D-Day ceremony when Gordo said “Obama beach” said it all… and of course there was the “ghastly little man” remark about the BBC’s royal reporter.
Heart’s in the right place.
Strange taste in women though!
*** BREAKING NEWS***
OMG………. new flood warnings coming in for Cumbria tonight !!!
Nothing to do with Gordo having been there !!
We are doomed, all doomed, head for the hills !!!
Can’t he visit Stoke? What a depressing shithole that is. A meteor crater would be an improvement.
It’s not just Stoke Dack Blog – the rest of the hoontry is close on the heels of that sad town – I just think the decline began in Stoke sooner than most other towns, presumably with the closing down of the pottery factories…… I had a coffee in Wetherspoons last year and looking out on what looked, for all the world like a 1930’s street scene….what a sad, sad place Stoke is but as said, the rest of the UK is rapidly going the same way….
Our ancestors must be turning in their graves….
The mines went before the pot banks.
There’s only one place worse than Stoke, btw, and that’s Wetherspoons anywhere.
black dog … but the beer is well kept and is cheap – don’t knock it. I’ve been in dismal towns where the beer is not very good and pricey.
Plus point for ale fans I guess. They’re also good for seeing a pubscrap before midday. Alhough in fairness that’s based on my one experience going in with a mate for an all-day breakfast – his ‘treat’ (he’s skint).
I know all about beer-on-the-carpets Wetherspoons. I was going to the BC Group conference and has some time to kill – with the footy fans waiting for their trains – drinking pints pre-1000 – now I LOVE beer but not before 1200!!
Believe me, had their been anywhere else, I would have been miles away!
Pint of Stella and a re-re-re-heated mixed grill. 40p.
We even have a ‘family section’ that you can enjoy copious amounts of cheap Stella in. How thoughtful are we?
Oh I don’t know it’s a lot better since the A500 was finished – you can now drive straight through it with the minimum of interaction although being Staffordshre the number of speed cameras per mile are in the region of 10 particularly the A34 leading from Trentham Gardens to Cannock. There’s a cute little one just instead the 40mph zone has the speed limit changes from 50mph to 40mph which tends to catch out non-locals or those not driving the road regularly. In the space of 2 miles you could,starting with a clean licence, pick up 24 penalty points quite easily
Stoke’s even better if you just stay on the M6.
Not driving from Junction 16 to Junction 15 it ain’t. Massive traffic problems most days
Having lived in Stoke all my life I would like to to offer an alternative view of my home town. Unfortunately I am unable to.
Christ you poor bastard. I was on a train outta there soon as I left school. All the family there though. Ah… the joys of Burslem.
It’d help if the Council cleared the derelict “bomb sites” dotted around unless the Council is going for the “retro 1940’s look” -it gets more like parts of Gaza every time I drive through it. Some of the weed patches are big enough to hide the whole of Fenton without anyone noticing.
Or in other words: ‘Ey up, duck. Ost areet?’
Wey aye man. Dinna ferget Noocassul ‘ere. Ya doont noo nowt if yer doont noo ow grim is Noocassul.
Newcastle people, not known for keeping their clothes on!
Stoke is heaven compared to Welwyn Garden City
There are some lovely roads out of both towns.
In fact any road or track out of either town is good!
Hmmm…..flood warning for Cumbria….Gordoom already there…..
Can’t we get someone to park him centre-span on a dodgy bridge?
With any luck he Brown will be swept away, have to go now the rugby is on.
Lizzie, you remind me very much of someone else who used to blog on here.
Are you one and the same?
Yes probably! but I am Lizzie that is my name.
Yes you sound like a NiceGirl, don’t go Chasing Cars??
When you think of all the reconstructive work the police and emergency services could have been getting on with (not to mention using up a valuable helicopter — hello?) instead of accompanying this lump of useless lard around, he should have delayed his visit and let them get on with their vital work.
Brown really is the most egotistical fuck and an ambulance-chasing ghoul to boot.
Ms Harpic, pleading not guilty? To have charged/summonsed her, the CPS must have had overwhelming evidence…….
Just a thought, if she gives evidence pleading her innocence and is found guilty to these heinous offences, will she be prosecuted for perjury or does that law just apply to Tories who tell porkies in the witness box??
My guess is that a back door deal will be done and she won’t even have to appear in court.
Back door Hattie.
The mind boggles.
Heard her on Any Questions, she said it was arrogant to take the voters for granted.
At the time they were discussing our new unelected european leader.
Harman was laughed out of court!
She comes from the same stable as the two Balls, mandelscum and Phil Woolas…….Keep talking at all costs, then shout the opposition down if all else fails. They are all classic bullies, or, alternatively suffering from verbal diarrhoea.
I saw Woolarse for the first time on QT this week.
A ‘man’ that makes my Fuhrer, Hermann van Rumpuy look like the life and soul of any party.
Rumpuy seems to have turned the situation around for the better here in Belgium.
It was the same with our Maoist friend Vote again Barrosso.
I was in Portugal before and when destiny called him to Brussels.
He was actually the best PM that they had for years.
Not saying much in either case. The present incumBENT in Portugal is ‘happy’!
Cathy Pantsdown, I am sure, will do us all credit!
Long Live the Holy Roman Empire.
Africa looks more attractive every day!
Bet Harman and Smith are totally devastated by the appointment of Baroness Upholland to be in the top 10 of World Leaders. Elected directly or not.
Bile, and venom must be frothing from their putrid lips.
Suck it up girls!!
Oh no it doesn’t
I don’t understand what the problem is for Hattie – this would surely be a first for this government and she is , after all, a WOMAN
She likes to sound eminently reasonable, ………but, she isn’t!
I am unable to blog here as often as I would like due to constantly phoniing for Jedward in the X-Factor contest.
It is the right thing to do in the present climate and we would have treated Northern Rock or Lehmann Brothers just the same.
Now is not the time for a novice please remember
Indeed, I’m getting on with the job and my most important priority right now is to encourage all hard working families to vote for Jedward and to make sure that they buy the right biscuits. It’s the right thing, the prudent thing to do.
You are so right,it is not only right but as you say prudent and the objective is to squeeze David Cameron and his chums from the media spotlight.
This is being achieved and Team Cameron are showing signs of desperation and Dave’s face is getting redder and redder with fury
So McLiar goes to Cumbria to offer a pittance of cash that in fact was already earmarked from existing emergency budgets and on its way in the form of additional supplies, so in effect McLiar was doing his usual trick of bare faced lying and of course he forgets to mention the cash he stole from the flood control budget, I mean who needs flood control/drainage maintanance and channel dredging? its not like there will be floods at some point eh? Naaah the money is far better being spent on newlabours client voter base/foreign wars/
foreign aid.
BTW one measly fucking million quid would just about cover the cost of the fat one eyed liars visit!
Having a monocular mentalist and his entourage “disaster sight seeing” can’t possibly get in the way of any relief efforts can it?
Cockermouth is about 45 minutes by chopper away from Murrayfield — just in time to watch the big match.
Bet Gordoom didn’t go to Murrayfield. Scotland won 9-8 (just).
at the least the commenters at the Times are not letting fucking shitbag Brown get away with anything – read the comment here
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article6926696.ece
Nice comment from “James Hartnell”. Broon has the “Sadim Touch”. That made me chortle.
Look at the gurning face on the photo. Looks like he just took one straight up the chutney locker
Tat sometimes gurns like that. Curious really.
Excellent comments. Near universal kicking of the Brown Stain, except Martyn ‘I’m no fan of Brown, but…’ Taylor! The ZaNu trolls are out again.
I’m no fan of Gordon, but he is shite!
I’m no fan of tat, but he has done some amazing things. Like……………..!
Half the cost of re-building that bridge, by the time the Government approved contractors that have teams of people able to lodge quotes put their prices in. After a little conflab of course.
Kier Construction get busted for Contract Rigging. Fined £14m. Do they get dropped from the list?
Er NO.
Excuse me? Why is Gordon give *my* money to slack jawed country yokels in cumbria who decided they didnt’ need to get household insurance, despite living in a flood plain in the wettest county in the country? The *live* int he lake district, they *must* have been there! It is always pissing down.
Except when is is snowing. Or Beautiful.
Mind, you could barely float a rubber dinghy in the water the length of duddon dale last summer – I reckon you’d get the tirpitz down it now
Never mind Frank they’ll be a payout like previous flood disasters for the “uninsured” or those without contents insurance who also happen to be living in Labour Constituencies You and me can afford it after all – it’s why we pay our taxes whilst insuring our properties from our own income/pensions !!!!!
I liked one person who was interviewed yesterday by BBC regarding not having contents insurance who said(and I paraphrase here) “Oh we can’t afford contents insurance we’ve just bought a new 42 inch Plasma Telly cos’ we’ve just gone digital – still I expect Gordon Brown and the government will help us out!!”
A million quid of our money is good value for him for a party election broadcast when your party is short of cash, besides he wouldn’t want one of his ministers to announce it when he can gern all over our screens.
surely the miscreant here is Brown, not the people of Cumbria – wankers
anyone who spends their money on fags and big tellies rather than insurance is a miscreant. I dont’ give a toss if they are under eight feet fo water and their children have floated off – I wouldn’t give them a farthing.
They are *adults*. They should make the right decisions. If they make the wrong decisions, they get fucked. This is natural selection. This is moral hazard. We tinker with it at our peril – as we have found.
The country is now knee deep in dolescum with vast tellies and no insurance. You mark my words, we will sink – sink – under the weight of these tellies before these scroates start taking responsibility for their own lives.
Still no word on the BBC of the breaking global warming scandal leak scandal – what a curious news agenda those fucks have.
you’re a fucking slag Frank, now piss off into your slimey hovel of a house and leave us alone – let’s just hope it isn’t flooded soon
my house is 665ft above sea level and 80ft above the nearest watercourse – now drown you fuckers.
Er..Without contents,e.g. big screen telly,what’s the point of having contents insurance?
They’ve always been around Frank… sink council estates with brand new cars outside the gate and two of three holidays a year, the difference is now, banks under Brown’s watch have allowed them to borrow serious money and run up huge bills on credit cards they will never repay.
The people of Keswick and Cockermouth, are nothing like the above.
“Slack jawed country yokels in Cumbria.”
Frank – you fucking ignorant, arrogant shit-for-brains. People are flooded out of their homes, and you call them that?
No Engineer, I call the ones who are uninsured and are demanding compensation that.
I don’t wish a natural disaster on anyone except socialists, but we live in a world prone to all kinds of perils – sensible people insure. If you don’t, it’s your problem. Do no come bleating to me for money. It really pisses me off.
What encouragement is there to others to insure if the fucking government steps in like this? It’s as bad as bailing out the banks.
now you are talking daft frank.
as bad as bailing out the banks?
calm down before you have a heart attack you silly old duffer.
Same principle. When people make mistakes they should pay for them. If they don’t – if someone steps in and bails them out – they will not learn. Neither will those who witness this.
We need failures to fail, and to be seen to fail. We don’t have that today – people see the feckless and reckless and addicted leading apparantly happy lives, chocka with big tellies and foreign holidays. *I* see it. So where is the encouragement to work, to save, to insure, to look after yourself?
This misplaced sentimental sympathy, and the taxpayers money that follows it, is hugely damaging.
Really Tat, you must be more respectful to the other commentators.
They are starting to really dislike you being so high handed darling
well if they don’t like it they can always fuck off.
if you don’t like it you can fuck off too.
simple innit.
It’s a good thing I have this 60″ plasma screen telly, as with the addition of several dozen empty sunny delight bottles gaffer taped to the back, it makes an excellent raft. Now all I need is a friendly otter to deliver my giro.
Brown – last of the big spenders (unless it concerns bankers of course).
As for the Climate research Unit – yes, they always massage the figures in their favour – why, you didn’t think they were scientists did you? On GW, is Cameron Machiavellian or just plain gullible?
DC of the cast iron variety is just as slimy as Gorgon.
He is keeping options open, as it is the easiest tax to collect. Guilt Tax. Blinkin Wonderful.
In NZ, off camera and in private no body believes in AGW. They know that Gore will make squillions.
As was often said. “If you really want to make money, invent a new Language or Religion”
This is a Religion that requires no God. Ideal for Communist Pigs like Brown, Darling etc.
Anyone who wants
sky high taxes/high third world immigration/sharia law/EUSSR servitude/more quangos/more polititians/more parasites/more petty laws and rules/rocketing fuel prices should vote CONSERVATIVE at the next(and last)election!
As an added bonus the CONservatives will give a top job to none other than life long tory PETER MANDELSON…… come on comrades vote conservitude and lets usher in the new world era of true world socialism with comrade Dave…. all together for a chorus of we’ll keep the blue flag(with a ring of stars)flying here!
The concetration camps will be privately run you know, how cost effective.
Not only did Gordon go to Cockermouth for his Summer Holidays, he also visited Workington and west Cumbria in January. The poor sods never stood a chance.
http://www.tonycunningham.org.uk/newsitem.aspx?action=view&id=219
Yup he went for a sail on the Derwent Water at Keswick too
http://www.thewestmorlandgazette.co.uk/news/allerdale/keswick/4547659.Gordon_Brown_takes_in_Keswick_on____staycation___/
Just looking to see if The Drudge Report is up to speed bwith the “climategate story”. He is but Guido I also noticed his STAT PORN…..
VISITS TO DRUDGE 11/21/09
022,306,373 IN PAST 24 HOURS
673,454,584 IN PAST 31 DAYS
7,894,816,710 IN PAST YEAR
Come on you lot, make an effort!
Guido is it revenge? I ‘ve benn modded from 100 to 101
Probably because you are so thick that you cannot spell “been”
If you’re looking for punctuation and spelling mistakes take a look at your post 109
Cheers
Jockland
The poisoned chalice that never stops taking
And you don’t know when to use full stops.
Remember I am Ig Noramous ( Latin).
Who gives a fuck you anal wart!
ooo should I have used a question mark instead?
You probably collect train numbers when not eating junkfood and sucking cock you Celtic tranny
Ditto Northern Ireland. Well most of them are jocks as well.Here in the south we have the misfortune to get BBC Northern Ireland via satellite. On Thursday nights we get an extra political programme between QT and This Week called Hearts and Minds hosted by one Noel Thompson. You would not believe the pettiness and stupidity of the political ‘guests’.They argue the toss just to argue the toss.I am sure they even argue about where they sit. They are just a load of old windbags. Last week we had one Peter Robinson – he AND his wife of the two jobs with their four children working for them – all troughing.Their yearly earnings are roughly £750,000.He maintained that the people of the North voted him having two jobs.Well, if he was the only DUP person standing of course they are going to vote for him. The week before there was a really ugly woman from the SDLP (they are Nationalists).She seemed to be having trouble with her dentures.She too would not answer Thompson’s questions regarding one person sitting at both Westminster and Stormont. Sometimes it seems that Thompson’s lost the will to live after having to interview these utter wastes of space.
Why this should concern all of us (I still pay UK tax)is that they are creaming off loads more money than anybody else in the UK. They have so many more layers of government than anyone else and their expenses are eye-watering.If you look at how much more is spent on education in the North compared to England it is scandalous.Why should the children in Northern Ireland get something like £500 per year MORE spent on education per head than children in England? It is utterly disgraceful.Still Sinn Fein are about to ruin the education system by stopping the 11 plus. This ‘Peace Process’ is a con.All that seems to be happening is that the English are just chucking money at the North hoping it will just go away.
The Deliberate Dumbing Down of the World:
Certainly explains all the AGW believers.
Good video, but hardly news.
How long did this woman go one being a puppet of the State?
She could see all this crap going on, was an active part of the crap, was payed for doing this crap. Now she is making money from her former hypocricy. Hypocricy upon hypocricy!
I have called this for a long time now:
‘Selling your dignity for the respect of hypocrites.’
Sure, better late than never!
God in heaven, but I feel CLEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It reminds me of these Rock Stars who become junkies then give the crap up and then write a book about how brave they were to stop.
You are receiving this email because you opted in via Guido Fawkes’ blog. You also gave us permission to sell you into slavery.
is this written into the Lisbon Treaty?
There are reasons to be optimistic.
The curse of the Jonah seems to be evolving.
Sports results have made way for acts of God.
So far, they have lagged behind his visits, but the gap is reducing rapidly.
God is closing in on Jonah…
I predict he will be soon devoured by a plague of locusts while doing an interview on a live (and therefore uneditable) Al-Jabeeba broadcast.
Could it be Jonah phoned Martin Johnson and wished him and his team good luck against the All Blacks. Brown has done enough damage he should keep his nose out of rugby and cricket.
Great photo of Brown smiling and laughing as he shakes the hand of a poor guy flooded out of his home – the bloke is certainly not smiling.
Brown – you will be swept to oblivion very soon you utter utter piece of useless excrement.
Still it’ll make good footage for the Election Broadcast – the 2007 footage of Brown dealing with floods is getting a bit outdated now
The year is 2009 not 1066. Odering the waters to recede is not Brown’s strongest point.
Lizzie, King Canute died in 1035.
Did you get A* for history Liz?
King Canute, the well known Norman Conqueror.
Hmmmmmm.
ooops!
Even amid this sodden wreckage Gordon’s hand was the wettest thing I held all day.
You’ll be interested to learn that the chap who shook hands with Gordon Brown has been rushed to hospital, his arm having dropped off and he’s got a fever…. here’s hoping him well
And you all think it’s a wind up?
I agree that the Curse is evolving; maybe his evil power is ebbing?
McDoom in Nottingham on Friday and on Saturday the following happens: Nottingham Forest vs. Middlesborough; four minutes in and 1-0 to Middlesborough. The curse strikes.
The Middlesborough team know its in the bag and so half go home whilst the rest have a fag in the goalmouth. Forest play as hard as they can and get nowhere, even two penalties disallowed.
But…right at the end they get the equalizer. Full time 1-1.
County draw at home also 0-0.
There may be a way of fighting back against this man’s evil. I will report back when I have discovered more.
England were rubbish as usual, All Blacks gave them a kicking, 6- 19 oh painful! Hope Wales win.
Why doesn’t one of those pensioners that the scum Brown meets at Cockermouth just turn to him and say;
“Don’t come near me you thieving lying murdering bastard – go for a swim in the river you communist spy”
There is a selection process, Brown only talks to Labour supporters, you should know that by now.
I give you my cast iron guarantee that I will not be going there.
Far too busy working on Inheritance Tax cuts for my wealthy chums,how to increase unemployment in the UK,and how to raise taxes to pay for all this
Talking of unemployment…..When Bob Aint-worth-a-toss is made jobless after the GE he can always apply for a job with Spyker cars.Apparently this small luxury sports car manufacturer is moving from Holland to Coventry sometime next year. Perhaps he will get his old job back stuffing seats. Beats stuffing our troops
I have come to the conclusion that the “Cockermouth” type close quarters contact with the public is all staged in a studio. It is impossible for McDoom to meet the real demographic shown in the film because they would soon start to, er, question him on things like immigration and or expenses (including the unfortunate use of phrases like “darkie” and “lying bastard”).
From what I saw on Friday in Nottingham the real public could not get within egg-throwing distance of anyone in the cabinet let alone the Head Hoon and the close up stuff was all done behind closed doors, I suspect with actors.
There is something strange going on.
And before “Dave Austerity” at 139 starts, I have been within punching range of virtually every member of the shadow cabinet in the last couple of years. With no vetting. I could have been undercover for UKIP or anything.
“There is something strange going on.” – you ain’t kiddin’ Max!!
Are you in/around Nottingham too then?
I was in Keswick and Borrowdale a couple of years ago and got into several conversations about Brown, Blair and Labour with some of the market traders or locals in the pubs — to a man (and woman) they all hated Brown’s guts.
Was in Nottingham on Friday for an awards do. Was extremely concerned that McDoom would turn up but nil security at the venue I (correctly) guessed meant he wouldn’t be. Fondlebum was about five minutes away “down wit the yoof” at yet another “music studio” operation. I then had to go to a meeting close to the Nottingham Albert Hall hence saw first hand the amount of firepower required to ensure that the people came nowhere near their Dear Leader. This is in a city that has been Liebore for decades. I suspect the only reason he could show his face around Cockermouth the following day was that it was sealed off because of the floods. And the polls say their popularity returns!
It was a far cry from when Dave Cameron came for the Tory conference and was taking pictures with people at the cornerhouse.
Answer: Workington = Labour Majority 10219 A safe Labour seat so the odds are that anyone Brown meets will support Labour and secondly OAPs are usually polite and wouldn’t dream of “dissing” the Prime Minister and thirdly Brown can be quite pleasant and jocular when speaking to “ordinary” people in the street surprisingly enough(Shock)making it difficult to actually slag him off face to face particularly as the people he’s talking to hope that the government will help the area recover.
I’m still not voting for him though !!
Not a safe seat now. Declining support for LieBore and a potential tory target (7.7% swing would do it). In 2005 around 5 out of 10 were ZNL voters but that means the other 5 weren’t so, given how things have turned since then, McDoom was statistically in danger of a kicking by turning up at Cockermouth.
If you assume that not every TV crew and broadcaster up there is editing out the egg-throwers and abuse shouters then I think there is something strange going on.
Agreed re OAP’s generally but the ones filmed I suspect had either been given sedatives or were actually actors. Did anyone notice the shadows being in the wrong place for the time of day etc?
Unfortunately there are people who still vote Labour just because their parents/grandparents did……so long as they have TV, some booze and a full belly they think everything is OK…. I know cos I’ve met lots of them….
I THOUGHT I recognised Clint Eastwood meeting the fraudster Brown!
Christ – What’s Clint doing in Cumbria?
And wasn’t that Ena Sharples ghost talking to the evil git?
Actors. Even dead ones.
Another week of radio silence from the Gobshite Centre. I was looking forward to Galley’s letter to FIFA over the Henry handball incident but nothing. Have you given up already?
Are you sure it isn’t Thatchers fault? The Sun’s fault?
Oh no it is DC’s fault because he is in opposition and the Opposition have had NO power for 12 years.
He’s going to raise taxes, and Labour aren’t? Just like Gordon doubled the tax screw on those that could least afford it. Nu Labour supporter. Fuck you must be proud.
if you steal my name again then your comments will be severely modded.
you have been warned.
You are ” The Real Guido Fawkes” and I claim one of those shite unsaleable books thats Mrs Fawkes is using to insulate the loft
And £5
Don’t make me come down there and beat you again.
Like you control this blog ducky. Love it when you are so forceful. nBliss
I am top boy and what I say goes.
you will learn you silly slag.
Jimmy, you get a gold star for consistency…..every time you open your mouth shite comes out.
I am the real Peter Hitchens and it has become clear lately that someone on this website is using my name in a somewhat cavalier fashion.
Can I make it clear that this leftist Cameronista attempt to smear my credentials, as though they were so much dog excrement, will not succeed.
People no longer believe that Britain should be in the hands of you guttersnipes. So please refrain from using my name in future, whoever you are.
And get a job with New Labour!
Or even Mr Cameron!
oooooohhh, i’m scared
Define “The real”Peter Hitchens ”
If you really are that Hoon who bores people to death every Sunday in a newspaper that most of us wouldnt use to pick up dog shit , next time I meet you I will kick your fucking head in you fat arsed wanker
Oh goody, are we gonna have another Hitchinsgate?
http://order-order.com/tag/peter-hitchens/
I thought Guido had sorted all this “Peter Hitchen” crap a couple of years ago. The unreal Peter Hitchens changed his name to “The Hitch”, which was a huge improvement. Every mention of PH just reminds me of his big brother, street fightin’ man, innerlekchool and Manhattan socialite.
Only one way to sort this out – F I G H T ! ! ! ! ! !
SQUAAAA-ERRRKK!!! (tic) (clik) RR-AAARRKK!!!
Are you lookin’ at my Birds? I’m a Notorious Psycho, so don’t get me in a Frenzy!
This is Peter’s brother Christopher. And can I say that for once I really do agree with my brother?
For some years now there has been a chap populating the message boards pretending to be a gin-soaked popinjay called… wait for it… Christopher Hitchens.
Apart from the fact that this is quite unsporting, I would venture that this pretend ‘Chris’ has nothing like my wit and erudition.
I am more than happy to join with my brother in condemning these fake Hitchens (or as that Saddamite George Galloway calls us the Hitchenses).
Can you please stop calling yourself Peter Hitchens, man?
You are evidently neither a Hitchens in sentiment, and most certainly not a Hitchens by name.
(EVIDENCE: If you are a ‘real’ Hitchens, then what is the secret name given to me by my good friend Joanna Lumley?)
C UNT?
No that is not what Ms Lumley calls me, man, and it is exactly the kind of response I would expect from someone who calls themselves Peter Hitchens when they are patently not Peter Hitchens.
If I was PM I would have told the media that I didn’t want to be filmed talking to the affected residents of Cockermouth. Of course, I’m not PM, nor will I ever be, because I won’t sell my soul for £££ and temporal power – and a feckin sound bite.
I am the real PM and I am just popping into this chat line to let you all know that I will solve all meteorological phenomena by legislation. I will shortly be introducing a bill in parliament to :-
Stop global warming in its tracks.
Stop floods in all labour constituencies.
Eliminate all government debt.
Ensure that only nice boys win X factor.
So calm down and watch I’m a celebrity, everything will turn out OK.
Who do the Cumbria Police think they are? The flood waters have subsided in and around Cockermouth but the police have banned all residents from going back to their houses or businesses even though they are desperate to start clearing up the damage. They are actively preventing anyone going back to their property.
Are we living in a police state? Is this the shape of things to come?
“Are we living in a police state?” – yes – and any way to implement it is becoming the norm…sadly. How else are ‘they’ going to retain the status quo other than use our own police and military to do it. After all, they’re “just following orders……”
Yes, we are living in a police state. It’s the shape of things already.
The cumbria police are just adding insult to injury. Throwing their weight around with people who’ve been flooded out of their houses is just sick.
“The cumbria police are just adding insult to injury. Throwing their weight around with people who’ve been flooded out of their houses is just sick.”
Sadly, very sadly GH – welcome to the ‘new world order’ – same as the ‘old world order’ but with a different ‘front’ so you think it’s different.
It wasn’t just the black people who were/are enslaved – we’re ALL enslaved by the scam of the ‘person’ aka your birth certificate. The more we rumble the many fronts of their ongoing agenda to control the entire planet (it’s true so don’t larf) – the harder they’ll push and be forced into the open a la using Cockermouth and those poor people to implement lock-down-police-state activities.
WATCH FOR THEM FORCEFULLY INJECTING RESIDENTS AS A ‘PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE’ WITH THEIR SWINE FLU VACCINE SCAM.
As I used to tell my Rasta, in London in the 80’s, buddies when they were moaning about slavery:
I don’t know what you are moaning about. We (whiteys) only came out of slavery 100 years or so before you lot did!
400 years, 400 years
etc
Considering there are gas leaks;power outages;possible structural damage ;collapsing bridges;uncovvered drains;debris;no running water;flotsam it’s lashing down again with high winds and it’s now pitch black I personally would let any idiot that wants to put their life at risk through the cordons once they’ve signed a disclaimer saying that they do so at their own risk and not to expect the emergency services or anyone else to come to their assistance.
Incidentally the “Bobby” that lost his life was called out to a report of people endangering their lives on a bridge watching the floods underneath at 4am in the morning- for Gods sake .They survived – he didn’t.
Whilst you do raise some good points regarding ‘leaks’ of various kinds – your response reminds me of the well used indoctrinal phrase regarding the dissolution of our freedom and privacy:
“if I’ve got nothing to hide I’ve got nothing to fear”.
Suky- you are a legend !!!
Generally I have no problem with people taking the pee or slagging off the plod it goes with the territory but in this case I think the criticism it is totally unjustified. I’m damned sure that the Ordinary Coppers” standing in the rain throughout the night at Cockermouth would just as soon be doing something else and let people get on with it but people underestimate risk in these situations and if people were let back in to their properties and were injured or lost their lives I imagine people on here would soon be slagging off the police for allowing that as well.
Trouble is Police State? is that we’ve all been so trained to rely upon guvmint that most of us have had the intuition, sovereignty and responsibility indoctrinated out of us.
However, some of us still retain the desire and ability to think and act for ourselves AND others…..without ‘the law’ becoming involved. That’s where the police state comes in. The choice to be sovereign/responsible has been removed from ALL of us without our consent.
Tell the Police to go and fuck themselves
Yeah, Fuck the Police.
BishopHill is going gangbusters on the global warming scam as exposed by the email hack – http://bishophill.squarespace.com/blog/2009/11/20/climate-cuttings-33.html – it *should* be the number one story in the UK. Funny that the BBC still isn’t explaining what is in the leaked emails.
Everyone should read it. AGW is a fucking lie.
Where global warming is concerned, a German scientist friend of mine has asked me to transcribe the following,
so here goes,
“last veek I did an in depth study ov AGM using ze most powerful computer at my disposal, a Sinclair ZX81 no less and after seweral minutes of calculations came ze definitive ansver-
PRINT
PRINT
PRINT YOU BASTARD!!!
OK!
PRINT “Humink beans are reponzible for ze increase in global temperaturaturers”
So there you have it, he is right, you are all wrong,
so fuck off the lot of ya!
re the floods…i agree with frank fisher………
i am unemployed.yet i pay my contents insurance every month…….it’s about a fiver with up to £25,000 cover!!!!!!!! standing order.it’s easy!!!!!!!
perhaps the ‘42 inch tv’ comment sums things up very well in the uk?
the vast majority will sit at home and watch the constant shite that is pumped out…….no brains,no imagination………..al just sitting around waiting to die!
i don’t watch the tv.it is rubbish!
read a book,study,learn a musical instrument……….ffs! do something !!!!
play a sport instead of becoming a vast fat fucker like the 70st man!
everyone seems to want something for nothing.handouts from the state!
the best solution would be to stop all benefits and all taxes!!!!!!!!!
but the state encourages people to be leeches………
it makes them dependant……….
and pliable!!!!!!!!!!!!!
try getting a job before you start lecturing everyone else you lazy, scrounging fucker.
mature comment ..my company closed down!
worked for 25 years-so you fuck off!
sign on
turn TV on
drop dead
What a short memory you have Timothy – “turn on, tune in, drop out” you numpty.
Sorry to hear about your plight Sunbeds….”know the truth and it shall make you free”. There IS an agenda and we’re all witnessing it ‘coming out’.
Can not fucking blame you, the choices facing this people in the country is get out with the money you’ve made or just give up and go on the dole.
Whats the fucking point doing your pan working all the hours god sends to have most of it taken away before you see it to pay for so much scum.
I know it’s not ideal to join their ranks but it’s better than an early grave due to stress.
Once we get made redundant in our place most of us will be off out the country.
fuck off frank
you would think that with the whole of northern england under water, george osborne would have better things to do with his time, but here he is back outside my bedsit with his bullingdon mates all wanking away furiously and shouting obscenities at me and pulling faces whenever I dare to peep at them from behind the net curtains.
one of them, I think it’s nicholas soames, has put his knob through my letterbox and is furiously jacking off. the dirty bastard has shot his load over all the junk mail and freesheets that have piled up behind my front door.
I am desperate to go to the little paki shop over the road to get a couple of mars bars and a can of tizer for my tea but I’m not going out with those dirty bastards out there they would probably try to jizz on me.
the tories are a bunch of pricks.
If more Tories were like Peter Hobbins then I’d vote for them:
“Why haven’t any of our would-be MPs got normal English names, asks Tory official Peter Hobbins”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1229637/Why-havent-MPs-got-normal-English-names-asks-Tory-official-Peter-Hobbins.html#ixzz0XWKj2jGw
I’m glad sombody in the Tory Party is speaking out against the growing fifth column and their army of collaborators.
I am now privileged to reveal that on tonight’s X-Factor,the peoples favourites(Jedward) will perform “I’m your man”.
Originally recorded by “Wham” this may very well be my theme tune as I lead Labour into the next General Election.
I will discuss the situation with George Michael
WHAM – “Winning Hearts And Minds” – as used by the US Military!! No kidding! Presumably in the case of Wham it was the conditioning to the gay agenda in the case of George Michael who like Steven Gately didn’t ‘come out’ until much later in the £££££bands careers……just sayin’.
Oooo! hark at her. What a bitch! I’ll sctach her eyes out.
Elton’s done me a lovely sequinned gown for our little private soirees.
tres chic sweetie pie
Mwahh! xx
The fucking slack jawed KUNT.
A MILLION POUNDS!
What the fuck is that going to do for everyone?
You watch him give away tens of millions to some African shithole next month.
He truly hates the English.
according to Frank, they should all die and you can read about it in tomorrows special edition
Is that the one with the headline, “If Gordon Brown wins the election, will the last person to leave Britain please turn out the lights?”
Not all of them, only the uninsured ones.
Then take action and do something about it – he just a human being (sort of) – if you get my drift?
Steve Hilton and all of the other Camerhoons
What is in the swine flu jab?
Never seen such worldwide fevour of governments to pay and implement vaccines at such expense for such a small matter.
Which obviously makes me very dubious about it, the goverments must profit from it someway.
Don’t know, but I don’t trust it! A doctor on radio 4 said it contains mercury.
Is that why 51% of health professionals are refusing to have it then ?
Shrinks your brain and makes you vote Labour like statins
Vote Labour?
gordon and mandy can hope!!
Meanwhile who and what are that peculiar pair – rompy and cathy ?
What are they supposed to do for the EU??
I’d give Kathy one to be honest.
Actually, it makes the average punter better able to see the unassailable logic of the Unelected Monkey’s policies.
Which, now you mention it, are MY policies.
But let’s not get into that.
Just go and get yourself injected so we can tick you off our list.
Else we’ll call the big boys in to help you decide to have it.
Now run along like a dear.
Just TRUST US!
There, – feeling better already aren’t you!
interesting how much money gets spent on floods……………abroad!
http://www.parliament.the-stationery-office.co.uk/pa/cm200506/cmhansrd/vo060321/text/60321w02.htm
http://www.boingboing.net/2009/11/20/britains-new-interne.html
Ach see this you twats? ‘Am fuckin’ thee in tha’ arse and withwt tha’ loob…
Good evening. I have been informed that persons unknown on this website are using my name in a reckless and none too entertaining fashion.
Can i just say that the last time this happened that person ended up in one of my films.
I would add that it was not a major part that they took, if you catch my drift
“”How fortunate for leaders that men do not think.”
Adolf Hitler
All it means is that they, whoever they are, are more intelligent and powerful than the rest of us, which is kinda fair enough.
Know why Lady Ashton got the job. She looks like a horse, that always helps.
I have heard rumours she uses that mouth very well
Yeah – but it’s the tits that count – wot abart the tits??!!
I’m a tit man meself, – well, that and the other bits – kno wot oi mean ??
See the tits on that Frau AngelDust??
Phwooorr!!
Keep me busy tell yer it will
Anyone got a pie . . ? . . . pasty . . .? sandwich . . ? . . anything . . .?
Would you like a bucket for your dessert Prezza?
common purpose
Through and through.
A stalking horse, a Shire horse or a Trojan horse? no its…
Ma bitch
I saw her and thought that maybe she was margaret beckett’s sister.
Let’s not forget , margaret becket was the worst, most failed, most useless, foreign minister of all time.
cathy is about to follow in her footsteps.
Go and sit in on some local council meetings….you see people like her all the time on the labour benches….hand-wringing, worthy, indecisive, spouting jargon when a straight answer is required, they are utterly useless NuLabour clones.
“Go and sit in on some local council meetings….you see people like her all the time on the labour benches….hand-wringing, worthy, indecisive, spouting jargon when a straight answer is required, they are utterly useless NuLabour clones.”
You’re probably right Ratsniffer – trouble is, we’ve ‘trusted’ these local councillors to “do the right thing” for far too long and NOT attended these meetings till they’ve all managed to ruin all our towns/cities – well haven’t they?? Does anyone live in a city that ‘works’ and is pleasing on the eye??
Thought not – nuff said.
Well she left me with a long face
A horse goes up to a bar and asks for a pint of bitter.
Bar tender asks: “why the long face?”
Are we living in a Police State?
Where have you been since the Miner’s Strike my luvver?
The police have been controlled by Westminster ever since, as have the lower courts.
Bloody ‘ell ain’t you noticed?
“Are we living in a Police State?”
Am I a fucking slitty eyed nutjob?
Ah sav’d tha wuld ye knoo!
Ah stopt tha’ fluds!
Ah stopt tha glbal thingy!
An ah sav’d tha’ universe!
An ah wear ma pannies ova ma troosies
Me!
An nuthn’s ma fult ye un’stn!!!
Gordon Brown was facing a furious backlash over the ‘Great EU Stitch-Up’ last night. He was accused of trading away vital British interests to the French to land a top job for one of his friends.
The French newspaper Le Monde reported that Mr Brown had cut a deal with President Sarkozy at this week’s Brussels summit, where Labour’s Baroness Ashton was plucked from obscurity to be the EU foreign minister.
In return for French support for her the Prime Minister is reported to have agreed to hand the key job of Internal Market Commissioner to the former French foreign minister Michel Barnier who wants to scrap Britain’s EU rebate.
Le Monde quoted one EU diplomat as saying it was a straight ‘tit for tat’ deal.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1228994/Baroness-Ashton-Ill-prove-Im-best-person-job-says-shock-EU-No-2.html#ixzz0XWNuOgMG
Well now you’ve explained it, that alright then
“….a straight ‘tit for tat’ deal.”
The kinda deal we get on this blog most days.
if you do not like it lump it.
what a dick.
tit fer tat,
tat is a tit,
he still comes out,
with the same old shit.
tat is tops
you are not
tat is gold
you are snot
tat is cool
you’re a dick
tat’s top boy
you’re spastic
I like mine better.
said the bad loser.
Er…no mr thick, it’s only my opinion, innit?
Mine was better.
the boring bad loser harped on.
the boring bad loser harped on.
you have just made a total tit of yourself.
very well done.
cor, your husband must rue the day he married a gobby c’unt like you.
now after all your nagging I could really do with a brew.
you wouldn’t stick the kettle on would you?
two sugars for me love.
got any digestives?
“you have just made a total tit of yourself.”
I think you’ll find that the whole gist of this thread is that you’re the tit, IMHO.
that’s the punch line you tit.
your joke backfired.
dimwit.
Now you’re just being obtuse.
SHUT UP YOU STUPID FUCKING SLAG
TOP BOY HAS BASHED YOUR BRAINS OUT
IT IS NO GOOD NAGGING ON AND ON LIKE A CRACKHEAD WHORE
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING LOSER
Keep the volume down will yer? It’s getting late.
Lord give me strength.
You’re running on empty, you’re time is up, you’re a busted flush…….
Go girlfriend!
fuck off you repressed Australian slag.
your husband must rue the day he married an antipodean whiny arsehole like you.
Thick as Thieves wins by a knockout!
Thick as Thieves is the Champion! Again!
That is my decision and it is final.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1229695/BBC-dispatches-35-staff-climate-talks–creating-carbon-African-village-does-year.html
The BBC is sending 35 people to the Copenhagan climate conference next month – on our license fee, and use up as much carbon footprint as an african village would use in 12 months.
Go on BBC tell us what you are going to achieve for our money that you are spedning. Hmmmmm?
I wonder how many delegates is gordon sending?? Are they going by air, first class? Are they staying in a four star hotel,? How much are they all going to cost us? What, if anything (like their BBC compatriots) are they going to achieve ?
The hotels in Copenhagan must think they are on a roll musn’t they?!!
Climate Change??Who cares!! – All these delegates think they are on an expenses christmas!! Let’s Enjoy!!– is the by-word of the day!!!!
. . If it takes 1 ‘person’ to try to assemble one line of bullshit,
it takes 10 to assemble 10 lines
and then there’s all the checking to do,
and then someone to read it
and prompters
and storyboard ‘persons’
and graphic ‘artistes’
and people to tell the reader where to put their hands
. . . oh 35 is the bare minimum . . . . lots more required
Cimate Change??Who cares!!
Since becoming leader of the Conservative Party I have sought to push the environment up to the top of the political agenda. Not only is it something that I feel strongly about, but I am aware that my position has given me a unique opportunity to stimulate national debate on an issue that we cannot afford to ignore. I intend to take it.
This is one of the reasons I decided to go on a fact-finding visit with WWF to the Arctic Research Station at Ny Alesund in Norway. I want to see for myself the effects of climate change, not just to see a retreating glacier but to meet leading scientific and research experts. Climate change is one of the biggest threats facing the world and we must have a much greater sense of urgency about tackling it.
So what! Its all lies.
So what! Cameron’s a liar.
>on our license fee
Not mine, dearie, as I don’t pay them.
Google “implied right of access” to find out how to fuck them over. It’s fun, it’s free, and it’s costing them millions! The BBC has had to set up a special unit to deal with all the WOIRAs pouring in from all over the country. NB The detector vans are a piece of Goebellsian propaganda. With no access to your property, the BBC/TVL are POWERLESS.
I vood liken to velcome Herr Von Rumpy-Pumpy to zer EUSSR,
Unt alzo, ich vood like to sank zer punters for zer lovely BathenPluggen unt Playen thingy vot fits so luvverly.
Now get back to yor verk.
Verk makes you happy!
Ha-Ha-Ha!
Don’t move, that’s it Mr President, stay right where you are, right there, don’t move a single in..
BANG! RELOAD! BANG! JUST TO MAKE SURE!
RIGHT NOW WHERE’S THAT FUCKING C’UNT BAROSSO?
Arbeit macht frei, now put your backs into it, you little shits of my Fourth Reich.
Some Eurosceptics are comforting themselves with the thought that it is better to have “minnows” in these two posts than charismatic attention-seekers. Mr Van Rompuy and Lady Ashton are, at heart, local politicians who have been dragged into the limelight. The former was reluctant to take the job of prime minister of Belgium, let alone one that makes him sound like the president of a continent. These functionaries will not exceed their job descriptions, the argument goes. Mr Van Rompuy will be a slightly harassed chairman of the European Council rather than a chief executive with delusions of grandeur; Lady Ashton will co-ordinate rather than determine European foreign policy. So, unedifying though the past few weeks have been, we have not laid the foundations of a superstate.
There are several things wrong with this argument. For one, Mr Van Rompuy, coming from a country with an exceedingly fragile concept of national identity, is a convinced federalist: he is a Eurofanatic even by the standards of Brussels. Beneath his modest exterior lurk some utterly crazy ideas, such as the Europe-wide tax on businesses to fund green initiatives that he proposed this week. One has to wonder: what nonsense will he dream up when he is in office? And, even if Mr Van Rompuy and Lady Ashton make little personal impact, their successors may prove much more ambitious. The EU is becoming more pompous by the day: European Commission offices around the world are being turned into “embassies” staffed by a network of 7,000 diplomats, and the Ruritanian trappings of the posts of president and high representative would perfectly suit a politician with a self-aggrandising federalist agenda. (We should bear in mind that Mr Van Rompuy’s term of office lasts only for two-and-a-half years, and Lady Ashton’s for five.)
Both Ashton and Rompuy looked more than ‘at home’ with all the publicity at the press conference – they obviously don’t yet understand the destructive nature of the EGO yet, shame as they should both know better at their respective ages.
Start worrying when my pal Sarko becomes Pres!
Doesn’t change the fact that Bazza Ashton looks like the love child of Rosa Klebb and Shergar (stay away from those shoes) and Romper’s like the mad professor in Tin Tin…
From: “Mick Kelly”
To: Nguyen Huu Ninh
Subject: NOAA funding
Date: Tue, 24 Jun 2003 14:17:15 +0000
Ninh
NOAA want to give us more money for the El Nino work with IGCN.
How much do we have left from the last budget? I reckon most has been spent but we need to show some left to cover the costs of the trip Roger didn’t make and also the fees/equipment/computer money we haven’t spent otherwise NOAA will be suspicious.
Politically this money may have to go through Simon’s institute but there overhead rate is high so maybe not!
Best wishes
Mick
____________________________________________
Mick Kelly Climatic Research Unit
School of Environmental Sciences
University of East Anglia Norwich NR4 7TJ
United Kingdom
Tel: 44-1603-592091 Fax: 44-1603-507784
Email: m.kelly@xxxxxxxxx.xxx
Web: http://www.cru.uea.ac.uk/tiempo/
Tuesday, 24 June 2003 18:17:15 : Filename: 1056478635.txt
“Ninh
NOAA want to give us more money for the El Nino work with IGCN.
How much do we have left from the last budget? I reckon most has been spent but we need to show some left to cover the costs of the trip Roger didn’t make and also the fees/equipment/computer money we haven’t spent otherwise NOAA will be suspicious.
Politically this money may have to go through Simon’s institute but there overhead rate is high so maybe not!
Best wishes
Mick “
Anybody spot the difference between these two news websites?
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Flooding-And-Wild-Weather-Cumbria-Braces-Itself-For-More-Rain-After-Record-Deluge-Hits-Cockermouth/Article/200911315460028?lpos=UK_News_Carousel_Region_0&lid=ARTICLE_15460028_Flooding_And_Wild_Weather%3A_Cumbria_Braces_Itself_For_More_Rain_After_Record_Deluge_Hits_Cockermouth
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8371961.stm
Has the x factor finished yet
Don’t let us keep you Mr Plum if you have paint drying that needs to be watched….
Bugger – x factor extra
Just seen an advert a few minutes ago on ITV sponsored by the government titled ‘The policing pledge’ The advert states plod will spend up to 80% of time on the beat in your area and finishes with the statement
” So you will be seeing a lot more of them and so will the criminals”
Quite unusual to see such an advert and it is also paid for by the Government so that means public money and we are paying for it in advert production and airtime .
Must be an election coming I guess but this is just blatant electioneering on the cheap by Labour and getting us to cough up for the priviledge and still all bollox
Yes and the Munificent One has also apologised for the floods and blessed them with a whole Million, yes that’s ONE MILLION, newly computer generated pounds.
Best fed to the fishes I imagine.
Latest poll has Tory lead down to 6%, I hope you get around to mentioning it.
Why not. We’re not afraid of the polls or the truth on here.
http://www2.politicalbetting.com/index.php/archives/2009/11/21/has-labour-got-by-election-poll-boost-from-mori/
So Gordy’s grandstanding amongst the suffering householders in Cumbria has been used to attain an increase in voting stats. Sick bastards ALL – the lamestream media, spinners and “politicians”.
This poll was due out a week ago, but has been delayed for some reason.
I think this is the initial reaction to Daves guarantee working through as others has increased to 15%. I think this was not to be unexpected but given the time to the eelction this will work itself through and of course another Labour fuckup is always just round the corner.
The advantage is of this poll is it pretty much removes any chance of Brown being replaced which means the idiot will still lead his party to the biggest defeat of all time.
Agreed, I would love to see him call an election on 6%. He’d get hammered.
Polls are interesting for spread betting, but only one big selection process actually counts.
Happy if Labour draw neck and neck in the Polls. McBust will really believe in his own ‘Midas Touch’ then.
Then watch him try and turn the screws on our freedoms, even before the election proper.
when do I get to vote in the UK election?
innit?
Give it another 10,000 years of evolution.
Well it appears that if you left the UK within the last 14 years and you are still a British Citizen you can vote in the next GE. This could be the way that all disaffected Brits who have been forced to leave the UK have their revenge on this scumbag government.I believe that many people were FORCED to leave because they lived in shite Nue-Liebor areas full of people who have no right to be in the UK and had lost faith in their ability to be treated equally and make a living.Coupled with the fact that education for their children has been seriously dumbed down and schools full of pupils who do not speak English what future did they have? I am soooo angry about this – even though I have no children myself I have seen at first hand the policies of ‘multiculturalism’ a la Nue-Liebor.
I would hazard a guess that even if a quarter of the people (400,000) who have left x 14 years contacted the local council where they lived prior to moving,registered their vote and then voted for anybody but NL,Gordo and his mad cabinet would be toast. (Labour even have the cheek to have an international branch.I mean if you were leaving because of them why would you vote for them?)
I read comments most days on this site and do have a chuckle but inside I am so very angry.I was a 60s student and believe in fair play but what is happening now in my beloved country is nothing short of treasonous.
if you’re so fucking angry at how things are on the ground in Britain, then fuck off to Australia and you can rant or foam at the gob from the safety and ignorance of 10,000 miles away.
cor what a crackhead whore.
So what.
Cast Chocolate Dave is just another Blair.
We’re better off with the current knackered and corrupt incompetent.
And we don’t have to worry now, ’cause we is all under the protection of the main man El Presidente Von Rumpy and together with the IMF he will help to sort everyfing out by making yous all work for nuttin.
Apologies for the mixed vernacular.
You can’t get that anymore since woolies went bust.
So that’s why I came over all dolly mixtures.
Those swine flu japs appear to be working
This isn’t the fucking BBC, who only report good polls for Labour FFS.
Time for people to wake up, a vote for anyone other than the Tories is a vote for five more years of Brown. If the country can’t unite to get rid of this terrible Prime Minister then we deserve all the shit he is getting us into.
Afghan pullout is ‘election ploy’ by Gordon Brown
The Sunday Times accuses Brown of playing fast and loose with the troops lives in a vain attempt to garner votes and wrongfoot the Tories
The cnut!!
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6927012.ece
No No No
We’ve all got to go down in the Train Wreck that is Soshalism so we can all learn a lesson we won’t forget for a very long time to come.
Roll on the perfidious Gordon !
Hardly surprising since the backbenches of all the main Parties have been making ever louder withdrawall noises as the War spiralled into an ever greater quagmire
What is surprising will be if Brown beats Clegg to withdrawall date pledge for the campaign
There now follows a Public Political Broadcast on behalf of the Labour Party.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8371961.stm
So what! Cameron has sent mop
He could send a flotilla of mops, but it would not get a mention on the BBC, that’s for sure.
I’m only a peasant so I don’t get to leave the village but who or what is mop ?
This might help
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mop
“This article may require cleanup to meet Wikipedia’s quality standards.”
It really does say that. Fucking idiots.
And surprise surprise, no mention of the BBC.
Thank you Mr Plum. I thought perhaps it was an acronym I’d missed along the line but it turn’s out to be ‘a mop’ as in ‘Mrs. for the use of’.
At least a brace of mops would be more useful than the second blessing of McDoom, but he’s still a Milk Chocolate Dave.
As I posted yesterday ! Brown: to the Labour scum, Get Up There Dont Miss Out On This Great Photo Opportunity !
Just broken in the Torygraph: Blair is royally butt-fucked over Iraq
A teeny taster — quote:
The reports disclose that:
Tony Blair, the former prime minister, misled MPs and the public throughout 2002 when he claimed that Britain’s objective was “disarmament, not regime change” and that there had been no planning for military action. In fact, British military planning for a full invasion and regime change began in February 2002.
The need to conceal this from Parliament and all but “very small numbers” of officials “constrained” the planning process. The result was a “rushed”operation “lacking in coherence and resources” which caused “significant risk” to troops and “critical failure” in the post-war period.
For the full monty, go here.
Excellent, forward those reports to the Hague
Blair will be getting very closely aquainted with Europe after all
a small cell in the Netherlands will do nicely
enquiry hasnt started yet has it ???
With the Iraq enquiry AFTER the GE there is a greater chance of the truth coming out (I’m cynical, so it won’t be truth for the sake of truth, but truth for the sake of politics). Anyhow, it increases the chances of B LIAR getting his come-uppance. Also an opportunity to pin deaths on lack of equipment and underfunding and on McDoom.
Its one enquiry I’m looking forward to.
CW has switched his conspiracy filter off , inbetween keep labour off the headlines , leak designed to de rail dave , and it was first uploaded ont a russian server , and everyone who now says pollution is bad is to given the tin foil hat treatment .
however the ruins cut backs on flood defenses as well as building on flood plains , and that £1m will be no where near enough to cover bridge damage , means Labour pox could be back up and running .
post copenhagen CW thinks licence fee money is used to provide an hour long horizon special , with some truth , about what effects climate , failing that it will be an hour long special of IPCC getting burnt .
Have you got a spell checker or is that switched off as well ?
No but at least I am healthly free of an inane life !
Is that ‘healthily free’ or ‘heathly free’.
Time for cocoa now.
depends if you clip your words in the vernacular
‘Horizon’ used to be good but now it is like watching a Johhny Ball science show for kids.
Mi spoll chuker is also broke.
couldnt agree more , again aljabeeba making jelly and ice sream for post A level TV , its a bit better now , but I noticed it had lost its independent approach about 4 yeras ago , some of them were decidley spin .
It’s been bollocks since the late 80’s.
BBC getting honest?, they actually changed the name of the programme to Bollocks?, Panorama a load of….., Bollock watch, Climate change Bollocks, Strictly cum Bollocks, Watchdog…. try licking your own Bollocks for a change. Enough Bollocks!
Streamfisher, I think I just pissed myself.
that’s the old age and incontinence kicking in SO17.
writing bollocks a few times is about as funny as Jonathon Woss you slag.
“BBC getting honest?, they actually changed the name of the programme to Bollocks?, Panorama a load of….., Bollock watch, Climate change Bollocks, Strictly cum Bollocks, Watchdog…. try licking your own Bollocks for a change. Enough Bollocks!”
WTF are you on about you dope ridden twat?
Ever since they started to do socially based programming, it’s been crap.
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hEAD FOR THE TELLYTUBBYGRAPH
LATEST REVELIATIONS IRAQ WAR
yOU WILL ALL GO APESHIT
HANG BLAIR!
TROOPS OUT OF AFGHANISTAN NOW!
Six of our military policemen were sent with shit radios and little ammo to implement an ill thought out, on the hoof security policy.
They were disarmed and then executed in cold blood.
The lack of equipment in Afghanistan can also be attributed to the illegal war in Iraq and that is killing our blokes right now.
NEW LABOUR ARE FUCKING SCUM.
good thing the tories didn’t support Iraq and Afghanistan then?
innit?
The redcaps were also dropped in it by their friends in the Paras.
Alledgedly.
NEW LABOUR are worse because the party is full of ex CND peaceniks and surrender monkeys who hate the Army they sent to war.
But for balance yes the Conservatives are cu*ts as well.
Labour still like frauds
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1229912/Speakers-wife-lost-job-Oxford-degree-wasnt.html
No wonder he looked like a rat in a trap on telly the other night… haven’t seen him look like that since he was informed of Dr. Kelly’s death — GOTCHA you lying scumbag!!!
Can’t be good for Chancellor Brown either — “One quotes a senior British officer as saying: “The UK Government, which spent millions of pounds on resourcing the security line of operations, spent virtually none on the economic one, on which security depended.”
Blair’s going down.
Would you please refer to us as a 5th Reich.
Danke
Mr SO17
I think you will find that Red caps are the Billy nomates of the British Amy
We are living in a false world now where the script matters more than the truth, we has some spotty oik in the other day lecturing us with some gems.
If you have three consecutive points that are “trending” and moving in a consistent direction then there’s a 68 percent chance the fourth data point will be contrary to the trend
So basically we where being told after three days of growth on Wall Street you had a 68 percent chance of being followed by a downturn. If your child grew for three years, it was 68 percent likely he’d shrink in the fourth year.
These people believe that money just dissapears, that energy just dissapates somewhere, that the climate can suddenly disregard it’s own workings.
It is obvious that people are thick and illiterate these days, they learn but they don’t learn, they are learning to read from a script, to do the bare minimum to get by.
If it isn’t on the script they will attack you and demean you as the ego cannot handle being slighted, the mind cannot fathom how out of depth it really is.
We are raising generations of illiterate in every sense narcissistic fantasists more interested in pushing futile agendas than helping their fellow man or speaking the truth.
Abstract concepts are finite as far as the finite mind cannot comprehend the infinite.
Nice!
I liked that!
You were a boy once, indeed
A very nice boy, by the sound of it.
lit my fire
B LIAR murdering fucking bastard who became a papist so he spend his life on his knees to beg forgiveness.
Ein welt, ein Gordon.
B LIAR How do you sleep at anytime of the day or night you fucking c**t.
i hope someone shoots you you dirty bastard.
Shut up peasant. We have rules in Neue Frankish Empire.
If you can speak Lëtzebuergesch you are in!
We’re fucked.
Deep shit! thinking, reason, intellegence. FFS not this time of night……brain gone AWOL.
Too much red wine, still, like your “logical thought….Thinking….sod it going to hit the sack!!
LIKE IT THOUGH!
You need a little light relief and some nice 80’s music with a real message – well I think it has a message – enjoy!:
80’s?? gulp – make that 70’s – I forget how old I am – forget what? What?? Oh never mind…
What a berc!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1229912/Speakers-wife-lost-job-Oxford-degree-wasnt.html
Conservative,Lib Dem back to conservative and now Labour.
Make your mind up love,pick a seat because the music is about to stop.
WELCOME TO THE MATRIX….where the lies never end.
All your parties are belong to us.
it’s the economy stupid
NO it’s the stupid economy run by stupid Labour.
Many updates: http://eotp.wordpress.com/
So, just in case nobody else has seen the article Gordon Brown sings the praises of a copper who didn’t really actually DO anything except get swept off a bridge (it was someone else who actually raised the alarm and stopped people going onto the bridge) but the one-eyed wanker won’t give any credit at all to our troops in Afghanistan except to announce a 25% reduction in the Armed Forces.
Thank you so much Labour.
No i think Daily mail has it “Gordon Brown refuses to allow photographs at unvieling of lady Thatcher portrait”
I ask you , wonder where his portrait will go , suggest armitage shanks do a vitrous transfer range of him , toilet or urinal !
more rain to come tonight and tuesday , visit went well then
send his portrait to Andrex !
and as for his photo opprtunity in Cockermouth Tsunami on the way !
Shows how insecure Brown is, where is the “Courage” he wrote about. Lady Thatcher will sort him out.
The poor bastard must be haunted by all sorts of guilt, in-securities, in-adequacies, self-denials. I hope, but doubt, he as the intellectual capacity to appeciate his failure and the total damage he has caused. He will retain to his dying days the stigma of “the worst PM ever”. A total and utter failure.
I’m making the very generous assumption that he’s not a 5th columnist.
Even so, may he rot in hell.
Re: The Whore of Sedgefield
Would it be sensible at this point to have a learned judge examine the possibility that the accused to be be taken into custody to prevent all risk of flight. These bastards are all yellow-backed cowards and invariably leg it when it looks like they’ll be called to account for their filthy misdeeds.
Where could the c*nt hide ! He is hated everywhere, Oh apart from America but Obanana would not want to be involved with the war criminal !
Australia?
We have lots of nice flora & fauna waiting to welcome B LIAR.
Yes but do you have any rope?
Libya’s the place… he’d have to convert to Islam and Cherie would adopt a burkha (that would be a plus).
“The “appalling” errors that contributed to Britain’s failure in Iraq are disclosed in the most detailed and damning set of leaks to emerge on the conflict”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/defence/6625415/Iraq-report-Secret-papers-reveal-blunders-and-concealment.html
Maybe Brown should have a long “lie in” today.
A ‘lie in’ what?
I can think of something up the road at the top of the hill. Its about 6′x6×3′.
Can you tell what it is yet? (asks Rolf).
People are dying to get in there (ba boom tish).
Look at how blatant and arrogant the eurotrash bastards have become, so sure of their growing power us they can now strut and preen putting their own unelected commissars in high positions of power without bothering to get the voters approval, a castrated UK parliament and euro parliment that decides nothing other than how to spend its generous salaries.
An unelected bunch of arrogant bastards strutting around in Brussels with no loyalty to the voters, as far removed from democratic accountability as its possible to get.
Just think for a moment, the voter has no say in appointing the commission, the president, the foreign minister or any of the top posts, they owe the voting public nothing, they meet in secret and decide our future in secret and hand out jobs in secret and there is nothing the voter can do to stop it!
The new system being brought in when the treaty takes effect means the voter can vote untill they are blue in the face and it will change NOTHING, we the people are being removed from the scene, our ultimate influence and control over the politicians is being quietly disconnected.
It looks like a soviet dictatorship, it feels like like a soviet dictatoship and when(not if)the plans of the new elite come about they will become a self sustaining and self referencing autocracy untouchable and safe from removal by the ordinary voter.
It looks like the bastards know they have won, the puffed up bastards can almost touch their dream of eternal power!
Great piece from the superb John Redwood showing why the Conservatives are the party all Eurosceptics outside Buckingham should be supporting ahead of the election.
http://www.johnredwoodsdiary.com/2009/11/22/what-should-eurosceptics-do-now/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+JohnRedwoodsDiary+%28John+Redwood%27s+Diary%29
coz they won’t give a referndum on lisbon or anything else to do with europe.
simples!
Grrrrrrrrrrr – if peeps like Redwood and Hannan are true ’sceptics’ and truly want us OUT of the EU collective then they should bloody well leave the Tories who will never, EVER give us an ‘in/out’ vote and certainly never allow the UK to leave as it’s not in the globalist agenda.
g’morning CK…
According to to-days “Sunday Times”Mandelson demands to be made Foreign Secretary in and Balls STILL wants to be Chancellor. Miliband and Darling “unaware” of “conversations”. Mandelson and No10 deny conversations took place
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6927006.ece
Brown will live to regret that he brought Mandelson back into his government.
Getting very interesting here too.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1229962/Mandelson-kept-Brown-dark-ditch-bid-EU-foreign-envoy.html
no surprise there as the price Mandy and Balls set for putting out the fire of the first coup plot against Brown and backing him was said to be Mandy as Foreign Secretary (his dream job) and Balls to boot Darling out for the Chancellr’s job.
but Darling and Miliband kicked off over it though so Mandy and Balls agreed to bide their time until Miliband and Darling could do nothing against Brown
times running out
what will Mandy and Balls do now ?
will Brown give in and risk a reshuffle ?
“According to to-days “Sunday Times”Mandelson demands to be made Foreign Secretary ”
No apologies for my being cynical but I believe this might be yet another ’scam’ to attempt to make us believe that The Brown One actually has some authority. IMO it’s absolutely the other way round – Mandy is PM and Brown the puppet. Actually, they’re both puppets of higher powers but you know that already.
Mori Poll in Guardian/Observer (the English Izvestia): Con lead cut to 6%?
Interesting on the comments about this particular poll, that hints bias in favour of Labour after a one-way bi-election in a one way Scottish seat – plus the statistical history of the polls, which seems to suggest that Mori always rate Labour far higher than anyone else because their researchers tend to gather data where beer can be purchased cheaply.
An article on political weighting from:
http://ukpollingreport.co.uk/blog/faq-weighting
has already been widely quoted with data breakdown. I’ll reprint it here so you don’t have to fish for it:
Following the 2008 London election when MORI wrongly showed Ken Livingstone ahead of Boris Johnson they conducted a review of their methodology. This found that their samples had too many public sector workers, something that presumably increased Labour support in their polls. Since then MORI have been weighting by public sector employment along with all their normal demographics. We have very little past vote data from MORI since them, but that which we do suggests their samples are still more Labour than Populus and ICM. Here’s the June 2008 recalled 2005 vote data for the three pollsters:
ICM: CON 19, LAB 23, LDEM 13, Oth 4, Didn’t vote 32, Ref/DK 9
Populus: CON 20, LAB 24, LDEM 13, Oth 5, Didn’t vote 30, Ref/DK 8
Ipsos MORI: CON 20, LAB 30, LDEM 10, Oth 5, Didn’t vote 27, Ref/DK 7
So – making the implicit re-balance that would put the Cons on about a 10% lead. Let us say:
Con 39 Lab 29 Lib 17 (cautionary – estimate)
It has been widely publicised that because of demographies the Cons would need a 42% to get an overall majority, but Lab need just 36%.
We are indeed in hung parliament territory if Lab can muster another couple of percentage points and hold on to them. This obviously underestimates the likelihood of Lib-Lab pact, that will keep out the Conservatives out at the expense of implementing some form of PR, which could be a very sly sort of second-past-the-post system to thwart UKIP. The problem of any sort of PR is that the Cons will also gain by it, since Lab have, as things stand an implicit 6% advantage.
If the Cons and Labs go at it face to face till May then it could hand quite a bit of clout to the Libs, Unionists, SNP and even UKIP!
I think during the election campaign Brown is going to do more damage than good for Labour, and if Brown takes part in the Leaders Debate, it will be game over for Labour, as he is absolutely awful on TV, a complete PR disaster. Some people become too obsessed with polling, which is very hit and miss as you pointed out and can be biased for many reasons. On the day it will depend on whose supporters turn out in numbers, and judging by the Glasgow NE result Labour supporters didn’t exactly knock themselves out to rush to the polling stations.
Don’t be stupid.
If a poll shows too small a lead against Labour it’s self evidently biased.
There is no public appetite at all for five more years of Brown. It’s no late now for Labour to get rid of him before the election. The Conservatives must turn the election into a referendum on his leadership. “Vote Conservative or get five more years of Brown” would be a good slogan.
Excellent! Cameron needs to get tough and play hardball, it worked in the states for Obama.
If Tony Bliar had become El Presidente of the EUSSR would he have been immune from prosecution on Iraq? So glad he didn’t get it.
Scotland 9 – Australia 8 in case you missed it ;)
Looks like the Americans are going to get screwed over Obamacare since the Senate has agreed to debate the bill and, barring a meteor strike on Congress, they should pass it.
3 reasons to oppose it:
1) It’s not “free” healthcare per se, the government will simply force you to buy some insurance, even if you can’t afford it, or you’ll be fined.
2) Reading the small print, it’s basically a bail out of the insurance industry to the tune of about $850 billion.
3) The net cost of insurance (with increased premiums and taxes) will actually increase despite making healthcare more “affordable”.
“2) Reading the small print, it’s basically a bail out of the insurance industry to the tune of about $850 billion. ”
Exactamente!
Bad news, Tory lead down to 6%. It is time for people to realise support the Conservative or you’ll get 5 more years of Brown.
A couple more Sun backfires and that lead will be down to 2 or 3 %
Nice going Murdoch you australian fuckwit.
Does Murdoch actually want a Labour win? He has spoken about his admiration for McDoom on several occasions.
“Sir Robert Worcester, the founder of MORI, said: “This poll will jolt the electorate into the reality of British politics in the run-up to the election. Whether or not there has been a blip among the electorate caused by short-term events such as Labour’s surprise win in Glasgow North East, it will not be easy for the Tories to gain the 117 seats they need for an overall majority, never mind the 140 they require for a working majority.”
No bias there then. The communist faction is getting behind Brown. Expect more of this sort of crap. They are all desperate to hold on to power.
So many people on the gravy train, all of which would come to an end if we had a better man in No. 10 Downing Street. Expect all the people who have been received government back-handers from our money to be slugging it out for their mate Gordon in the weeks ahead.
It’s the EU.
Cameron must understand we will not vote for more powers given away to it nor the status quo, he should promise an in/out referendum in the manifesto the day the GE is announced — but not before. It will ensure a Conservative landslide.
It is a bit weird that Jonah included lofty legislation to ban excessive rain and flooding in his queen speech. Then look what happened.
Cameron has made three blunders in recent months:
1. Not seeming Euro-sceptic enough. He losing votes to UKIP but not showing enough hostility to Brussels and the Lisbon Treaty.
2. Cameron is looking for too much of a doctor’s mandate, going on about how much retrenchment is needed. Cameron needs to recapture his sunnier approach.
3. Cameron has wasted time going after Guardian/Indepedent voters with airy-fairy stuff on Climate change and social policy. Polly Toynbe and co. are never going to vote Tory. Prove you are a a proper Conservative and concentrate your fire on our dreadful Prime Minister.
…and he just said on Marr that if they get to be the new ‘front’ on the bankster/gangster/corporate/fascist/common purpose ‘guvmint’ (my words…) an EU ‘in or out’ option won’t be on the cards because HE doesn’t think ‘out’ would be the in the UK’s interests.
Want any more proof that the deckchairs will only be moved around on the sinking ZNL Titanic??
I Have As Much Right to live In The River Derwent As Any Other Fish
But 90% of the time you are swimming about in the Atlantic, not in the Derwent — it’s why you are called the ‘Atlantic Salmon’, Alex.
Yes but when i do get back up the Derwent ! It’s RUMPY PUMPY TIME Yeee Haaaar
Dont vote,just burn down parliament and kill all politicians and start again.
every time we get “professional politicians” do it again. They are like vermin and need treating the same way.
Dont the labour party watch the fucking news?
On thursday the police clearly said
DONT COME HERE TO LOOK AT THE FLOODS, STAY AWAY
Yet still half the fucking labour party go on a weekend photo oppotunity to the lakes what a set of C*nts !
On the Martian show …..anyone see that fucking slag actress Samantha Bond flashing her sick-bag cleavage with her tiny tits? And she is blessed with a voice worse than scratching your nails on a blackboard.
Cameron doing well, I think.
Kavanagh ….. has this bloke had a personality bypass? Reminded me of a dead fish.
I think Kavanagh was exposed to too many Page 3 boobs and has simply gone cross eyed.
Surprise, surprise…..Jug Ears brought up the latest, most favourable poll for Labour in his interview with Dave, after months of radio silence regarding the skip load of polls showing the Tories well in the lead.
What a shower of shite the Beeb are.
hahahahaah – BBC news at end of the Wingnut Show ” Gordon Brown has ordered the inspection of 1800 bridges in Cumbria” Fuck me, its a good job he is on the ball – all them useless tossers in the emergency serrvices are clueless – it takes our Glorious Leader to tell them what to do!!!! The BBC really are a bunch of useless Liebore bum licking tossers, aint they?
Hang on, phone is ringing – I take it all back, Gordon Brown just called to remind me to MOT my car next week – he really does have his finger on the pulse !!!!!!!
J…J….Ju…..Just call me Isambard.
are you sure it wasn’t MET yer CUR ?
Just ‘phoned No 10, apparently they forgot to include the bill “My Governement will legislate for it not to rain in Cumbria” alongside “half the deficit”, “every child will become a genius” and ” borrow more, spend more, to owe less” in the Queens speech.
Maybe that’s why he hasn’t been seen jogging again, he’s just got far to much on his plate.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/gordon-brown/6624110/Gordon-Browns-jogging-mystery.html
It just get preposterous as the days go by!
“I run 3 miles every day”
LIE
And if he lies about that,it can be no surprise when Brown the serial liar just cannot help himself.
If you watch his filmed excursion in to the Westminster Abbey Garden of Remembrance,he looks as if he has just been stuffed and then funniest of all is his mock head bow he makes standing next to his wife,as if an attempt to make up for the non-bow at The Cenotaph.
The man is a one man/dead man walking disaster area,unable to write a simple letter of condolence,unable to talk to anyone without bizarre gurning,jaw twitching and wierd out-of-tune-for-the-occasion smiling.
That there are 60 million other potential candidates for the role of Prime Minister,why oh why does this imbecile get (and keep) the job? It’s like playing a legless and armless person in the front row of the England rugby team for the sake of political correctness.
Re: the Mori poll; all this will be piss in the wind come the next poll showing the Tories over 40 and Labour under 30 again.
It’s one poll FFS.
BREAKING NEWS
I am teaming up with Gordon Brown and Jedward to record a new version of the Brenda Lee classic song “I’m Sorry”.
It seems fashionable now for politicians to say sorry and all profits from the sale of the record will go the good cause Politicians in Need
Please help us get the Xmas number 1 slot
I will call an immediate election.
Sod this politics for a lark, the opinion polls don’t love me anymore
I will quit and go back to my first love ,being a stand up comedian
How’s this for starters
I was driving home last night when a bird shit on my car.Thats the last time I take that dirty slag out!
Call an election brown you сunt, and call it now.
Watching Marr this morning,I was reminded of Sybil Fawlty’s delicious observation of Basil as a;
“brilliantine stick insect”
and it struck me how ugly Marr is – surely this qualifies him as an EU officer of some seniority.
Quite how Marr ever got to have his own show is beyond me – he has such little charisma and personality in a live programme,I am sure a dead body would be more exhilarating to watch.
Now,about the injunction…..
What – you mean Marr is actually alive? Do you have any proof? I thought he was a new prototype for windfarm windmill blades – twice as much surface area – twice as much energy!
I forced myself to watch Marr for half an hour this morning – groan – talk of a ‘hung parliament’…..I really like that idea but I’m concerned because I don’t think there’s enough rope in the UK to hang em all.