Something Borrowed, Something Blue
Ken Andrew, the Conservative Parliamentary Candidate for Carshalton & Wallington, is obviously happy he got married. So happy he put it on his leaflet (full size) delivered to the electors of Carshalton & Wallington.
Guido thinks Pam looks good, wonder what Pam thought of her wedding photos being used for propaganda purposes? It is a sweet love story of two widowers finding love and marrying. Mrs Fawkes very firmly ticks the no publicity box and wouldn’t even let Guido post pictures of the Fawkes’ girls looking cute in pink “Conspiracy Member” T-shirts…
Ken appears to have married one of the birds from Loose Women.
This does seem a bit “alternative universe” doesn’t it? How sweet that he invited the whole constituency to share…
Who ?
She is fking georgeous, but he is a bit OLD for her…
I’ve already cracked one off whilst admiring here for 10 minutes !
who ?
I am happy that they are happy, and fully supporting normal and decent family values, but what the fuck has it got to do with “working hard for Carshalton & Wallington”?
Have you been to Carshalton & Wallington? No one would touch that bastard cake. It’s not Halal.
Twat. You would be hard pushed to find anything halal in Carshalton.
As a person in the public eye, paid by the public to serve the public – it is very fitting that everyone should be invited to share in his happiness.
My mate used to drink in the St Heliers Arms pub on the Carshalton estate and on one occasion a bloke ran in with a shotgun shouting,
‘Where is he?’
A voice from the back of the boozer replied,
‘E aint ere’
At which the guy with the gun fucked off.
That pub was so notorious that I never went in it, despite working at St Helier hospital for a while.
The Rose and Crown was worse
The bloke with the gun – did he have a strange jaw movement,knock over several bar stools as if he was half blind and did he run out shouting;
“He’s WRONG!
Wrong on EVERYTHING!” ??
went to St Helier once..day trip from Bournmouth.
Fuck me, what a boiler. Is that one of Blunketts cast offs?
Old Army sexual advice.
You’ve got standards, lose them!
‘Ticks the no publicity box’ ??
I thought that said ‘tickles the no pubic box’.
Had to re-read – twice.
Actually, it was ‘Pickles to arrange your publicity’, box.
“Guido thinks Pam looks good”
WTF?
what the fuck is going on here?
I must have typed in http://www.Guido’sweddingfashiontips.com by mistake?
snap out of it Fawkes FFS.
You wanted totty…..
Engineer: Guido has sorted the totty shortage by hiring emily.
so credit where credit is due. emily definitely gets the thick as thieves thumbs up. definitely.
but FFS engineer, weddings? fucking photos of weddings? please fuck off.
this chatter about an MP’s wedding is not tattle, this is fucking sub-tattle.
did we pay any money towards this fellows wedding?
not as far as I am aware.
and so I am drawn to the conclusion that I must hereby award Guido’s “Something Borrowed, Something Blue” thread the lowest quality comment posted by Guido during the entire year. and yes, I know we are only in november but I am quite confident he will be able to sink any lower than this paltry offering.
such thin gruel, tastes like fucking water.
sack the fucking intern. as long as its not emily ofcourse, in which case I enjoyed the post immensely.
many thanks.
At least it wasn’t a comedy offering like the one stuck through my door – ‘ Lib Dems Support Our Troops’ , was the headline.
I’m sorry if I come across as a sickly pretentious WANK$R but of course that is what I am!!
Trying to set a high standard while possessing the lowest in return is what I do.
So there you have it-thick, as in “THICK AS A BRICK” and thieving because I keep robbing the readers of this forum any possible intellectual banter with my gutter like profanities!
And thats the truth-do forgive!
4.10pm thief, do not steal my name.
final warning.
comply.
Fuck off bottom boy!
Back on your knees and continue to lick my magnificent veiny rod!
I’m sorry if I come across as a sickly pretentious WANK$R but of course that is what I am!!
Trying to set a high standard while possessing the lowest in return is what I do.
So there you have it-thick, as in “THICK AS A BRICK” and thieving because I keep robbing the readers of this forum any possible intellectual banter with my gutter like profanities!
And thats the truth-do forgive!
said charles e hardwidget.
didn’t your mother teach you stealing is wrong charles?
obviously the crackhead bitch did not.
This bugger is an amateur, you should see my expenses bill.
Thank you to all the saps who help to massage my ego.
I am the Greatest Scotsman.
Nice pair though. I would!
Its no worse than politicians turning up at primary schools to promote their political programmes, which hardly anyone seems to bat an eyelid about these days.
No chance. They need to be CRB’ed now. Ho ho.
This is absolutely disgusting, showing an all white heterosexual couple getting married. I want to see pictures of gay & lesbian couples, Black & Asian plus other ethnic minorities in civil partnerships and not all able bodied either.
it’s coz their white innit?
went to Cardiff once via St. Helier..even the welsh are marrying each other now. What in the blazes is going on!
A few shots of him consecrating the marriage and the erections,..sorry elections in the bag.
The whole constituancy was invited to take an active role in the wedding night nuptuals which resulted in the biggest gang bang since Gerauld Kaufman’s bar mitzvah.
Ahh – Kaufman – he of the £9,000 TV claim,while men die due to shortage of body armour.
Kaufman, the piece of shit – hopefully pushing up daisies very soon.
It’s not all that bad… He’s happy, they’re happy…
Now imagine if other MPs festooned their brochures with photos of other happy occassions…
- Upon receiving my “second home allowance” cheque
- The new plasma I got
- How much food I can actually buy with £400 per month
…etc
It’s Sharon off off Eastenders
He’s just telling everyone who his constituency secretary is going to be if elected.
Two widowers? Was this a civil partnership then?
It is clearly a typo, unless she is one of those ladyboys then?
I was a ladyboy once. Thirty years man and boy
his pictures ,he can do what he wants with em
The pair of them could have flogged the photo rights to “hello” magazine. crtianly more people would have clocked it than a throw-away freeby.
I am inclined to Mrs. Fawkes position, spec’ with daughters. there are a lot of twisted people out there, and they’re not all relatively harmless Labour trolls either.
Good luck and happiness to them – not too sure it’s a political matter, though.
Could have been worse – Mandelscum and his Brazillian having a Civil Ceremony (or whatever they’re called), or pretty-boy Bradshaw, or even Prescott and Pauline (bet that was a big cake). And let us all thank our lucky stars that the photographic record of the conjoining of Miranda and Slotgob has never had the oxygen of publicity…..
The Prescott cake had to be big enough for Tracey Temple to pop out of in a bikini and shout “how that for a comeback”.
I WAS TONY B£IAR’S DEPUTY….
Man AAAAAAAAAAA LUUURVE DA CAKE!
‘ In Touch ‘ is the title of the publication. It should be ‘ Out of Touch ‘. Delusions of self-importance it would appear. Perhaps the next edition will have the arrogant tossers holiday snaps. This current economic balls-up happened on all
the HoC MP’s watch, regardless of political colour. There really is evidence now for the removal of all serving MP’s and replacing the *uckin lot.
We should keep an eye on Ken’s next expense claim for things like:
Cake
Vehicle hire
Marquee hire
Flowers – you know the kind of thing.
Was she wearing ’sponsored by CFI’ on her bustle?? (ouch – sorry…)
As long as it wasn’t MFI.
We’ve all been there – get it home to find that some of the bits are missing and some are the wrong colour. Then the whole thing collapses after a very short service life.
MFI and bust go together.
IMF and bust will go together if they have to bail out the UK
gulp……..talking of MFI………..who could forget this from Nov 2008:
” Brown and Labour-Responisble for massive job losses,Woolworths and MFI to the list:(
Woolworths and MFI have now being placed into adminstration between them Woolworths have 30,000 people employed and MFI have 1,000 employed.
Hopefully the businesses affected can be sorted out so that everyone affected by current events can retain their job or find employment elsewhere soon.
But even before tax changes are brought in Browns leagacy of getting us to borrow and spend has come to an end as people can’t afford to spend anymore and companies are seeing a share decline in sales. ”
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?p=29047631
Most people will not have suspected he is gay until they read this.
“Two widowers” eh?
Why have you taken my name and added a “t”?
I prefer to look at it in a positive light. I don’t think he used them for party political purposes. I think he used party politics to share his happiness with the world.
And why not?
Who is really going to mind a genuine feel-good “In Touch” like this. Beats the hell out of: “look at the pothole I got fixed” if you ask me.
I suspect it wont do his election chances any harm at all, come next round of campaigns. But that’s neither here nor there.
What a charming idea! How much nicer to receive this through one’s letter-box than the usual party political stuff! I don’t suppose the new Mrs Andrew minded a bit.
Let’s not be grumpy all the time.
Don’t fall for it Sir William,
Politicians are NOT human.They are all like Sharks.Quint summed them up in ‘Jaws’
‘Dead eyes,lifeless eyes like a doll and when they get power the eyes roll back into their head’.
I’m a celebrity get me out of here (Carshalton & Wallingdon).
Shit,my cast iron guarantee has gone all rusty
What am I going to do now?????
Give it a rub with an oily rag.
I’m available Friday. Any good?
Yes indeed.
I trust that I can count on your vote madam
On second thoughts, try fine emery paper….
OOw, you are awful…but I like you.
Bloody hell, I’m under siege….
Right, DAC, needle-gun and wire brush the bastard, then hot-dip galvanize it.
Sounds like my type of evening
I’m suffering from mettle (sic) fatigue
O/T
Talking of something borrowed, the Office of National Statistics released the Public Sector Finance figures for October today. see http://www.statistics.gov.uk/pdfdir/psf1109.pdf
The current budget deficit is £7.7 billion from a surplus of £2.2 billion last year
Net borrowing is £11.4 billion which is up from £0.1 billion last year
Net debt was £829.7 billion, equivalent to 59.2 per cent of GDP (up from £695 billion year).
Just exactly how is Brown’s “Fiscal Responsibility Bill” going to halve the deficit over the next four years. Darling’s Pre-Budget report is going to be a work of pure fiction.
Master Baiter/The Inquisition/G. Brown and all the other NuLabour blog trolls need to pay attention – your own figures show
New Labour = Financial Misconduct
LaLaLaLaLaLaLa. Not listening. LaLaLaLaLaLaLa.
[Hands clasped over ears]
McGroom,
It’s a global crisis, it started in America. It’s a crisis born of a malfunctioning financial sector and a now defunct dogmatic faith in ‘free markets’. The UK has the lowest GDP to debt ratio in the G7 apart from Canada. All the Conservitudes proposals would have made the situation much worse. That’s why they have reversed direction including now supporting QE (quantitative easing) and state control of financial institutions.
Isn’t it?
No it isn’t. For a start the malfunction in the financial sector was an outcome of political interference; Clinton’s in the US, McDoom in the UK.
I think you’ll find all but the odd lunatic communist throwback in your party still believe in free markets. A free market is not what Soshulists do very well so they tamper until it is a corrupted market, the money-making machinery just adapts to that. Stupid but so.
Here’s a tory who doesn’t believe in QE nor in state control of financial institutions. Where do I sign? Oh and I think you’ll find no tories believe in these things as a matter of dogma, it’s just that the options were somewhat limited after your bunch of a’holes had completely fooked everything up.
Again!
Grow up Max. The Conservitudes have had to wake up to the reality of the situation. The problem is they have been very slow at every stage. If they had been in power and followed the policies they espoused the crisis would be far worse.
Nobody wants governments and taxpayers to underwrite the losses of bankers. However if the banks losses are not underwritten the costs would have ended up being far greater. For example deposits over fifty thousand pounds would have been wiped out, isn’t it?
MB – if the Conservatives had been in power, the crisis wouldn’t have happened.
It was a Labour change that split the regulatory regime three ways – Treasury, BoE and FSA, and under that regime that excessive risk-taking and trading beyond capital reserve limits started – and indeed, was encouraged by Labour so that they could benefit from taxing the bank profits.
It was also Labour policy to run a deficit in every year of their governance, ensuring that when the recession happened (and recessions happen despite the best efforts of governments, even when they claim to have eliminated boom and bust). A Conservative government would not have spent so profligately, so National Debt would not have been so high.
This crisis is entirely of Labour’s making.
Engineer,
The Bank of England itself has stated that it is manifestly untrue to claim that they could have regulated against the crisis any better than the FSA.
The crisis is a product of the malfeasance in the US subprime mortgage market and subsequent ‘financial engineering’ that infected asset backed securities with those dubious and often illegal mortgages which were then distributed around the globe.
All through the period in question the Conservitudes had been calling for deregulation.
Cameo and Osborne have both apologised for not seeing the crisis coming.
George Osborne is having trouble finding his elbow, isn’t it?
Bollocks – and you know it.
PS What about the National Debt?
Regarding national debt the UK has the lowest debt to GDP ratio in the G7 apart from Canada.
For example, UK’s is 59%, Japan’s is near 200%.
Total National Debt in 1997 £340 billion.
Total National Debt in 2009 £890 billion, plus off-balance sheet debts for PFI, Network Rail and bank bailouts, thought to total £300 billion plus.
Also, the public sector is significantly larger now than in 1997, so the (unfunded) public pension liability is significantly greater now.
What?? The FSA or the BoE couldn’t have raised reserve requirements?
Splitting reserve requirement regulation (FSA) and Interest Rate regulation (BoE) was always a mistake.
Anyone with a cursory knowledge or FRB would understand that lowering reserves and M4 of 15% would end in disaster.
The debt was regulated into existence to fund consumption and increase tax take. This regulatory induced crisis was a disaster caused by meddling regulators not understanding their currency monopoly or even worse being manipulated for political gain.
Either way the FSA and the BoE messed up. The FSA should bear most of the blame though.
The financial sector is inordinately powerful and has abused that power.
In the relevant period the Conservitudes called for less regulation, not more.
Lesson over
LESS regulation would be entirely in order if it were APPROPRIATE regulation. As AC1 has stated, the City suffered a prolonged period of INAPPROPRIATE regulation.
MB you are one dogma repeating saddo. What caused the fooking “malfeasance in the US subprime mortgage market (ignoring completely all of the other subprime markets including our very own UK one)”?
Gummint interference; Clinton in the US and McDoom in the UK. The boom was pumped up for political reasons and your bunch of morons took all the applause.
And no I would not have been underwriting banking losses. I would instead have focused on maintaining day to day retail banking transactions and protecting deposits, starting at the bottom end.
And I would not be allowing the frankenstein banks to carry on as before and muddling up retail and investment. As they now are. But hey, unlike with Mcdoom and chums, the banks don’t know where my bodies are buried. Hint. Hint.
Teehee! Ask AIG why they started insuring crappy loans and wondered why they had to pay out loads of money when the borrowers started to default.
Totally off your trolley mate
CitiGroup have calculated ‘external debt’ (govt, corporate and household) as 400% of GDP, the highest in the G7 .France, is 176%. USA 100%. Japan 50%
We are coming.
PS it started in London
That figure does not include overseas assets, isn’t it?
Look whichever way you look at it,however many figures you quote or other countries you compare us to- the economy is totally fucked. Stop trying to defend the indefensible.
The economy is in crisis, the financial system is in crisis. However the point mental is that many countries are in as bad and many times worse position.
For example, German corporations have generous final salary pensions, none of them are funded. Similarly Germany has generous state pensions also unfunded.
In the UK ‘funded’ pension funds are a scam. The pension fund of company A is invested in company B and the pension fund of company B is invested in company A. It’s an illusion as amply described in the former boss of Glaxo, Sir Richard Sykes’ investigation of the UK equity market, isn’t it?
Illusions abound
Doesn’t include the shoes I just bought on Matercard either. What have overseas assets got to do with it?
Smoke and mirrors -the UK taxpayer will be where the government goes for its debt repayments. As UK households are paying 65 billion in interest on personal debt,then they have no capacity to absorb tax rises. Cue more QE and debt. if they are forced to pay higher taxes and default on debts to banks, the banks come back for a bailout. Cue more borrowing.
Therefore,starting the vicious cycle was not the right thing to do. It was a cowardly get out. When the music stops, no-one will have a chair to sit on and the shit storm will be much worse. Taking the pain early would have avoided the worse pain that is to come.
When the population were borrowing McFuckwit should have saved,so he could weather the storm.
I don’t care where it started. It finished here and all your glorious leader speaks of is spending money he has not got.
He and you need to get a grip and face reality
Shoes, not much.
Putin more effort, that’s rubbish, cutting in a recession will lead to depression.
Teehee! How is the government going to turn those assets into cash when nobody wants to buy them?
1. Devalue the pound now!
2. Reverse engineer small Japanese cars and electronics and start undercutting the Jappers in export markets. Get some cash back into the country.
3. Two fingers to MMGW, and build coal fired power stations. We got plenty of coal reserves.
4. Stop paying our huge contribution to the EU.
5. Stop borrowing more money.
Typical New Labour/MasterBaiter misinformation
You fail to state that the UK has the fastest growing Public Debt in the G7 courtesy of your paymasters and our Public Debt to GDP is set to be the third highest in the G7 by 2011 at 95%.
see http://buttonwood.economist.com/content/gdc
We know we’re fucked, you know we’re fucked, only Gordon thinks it’ll all be OK as he sails towards fiscal oblivion in his own version of Steamboat Willie meets The Shining
Always funny to see the thin skinned Baiter get as desperate and mendacious as those he serves. Failed propaganda monkey.
Master Baiter, the call centre is where he’s at. Grade A dimwit.
McGroom,
Nobody thinks it will be ok.
The old and the middle class are going to get a real hammering.
It’s going to be horrific.
The Conservitudes think there is nothing that can be done.
They’re wrong.
V for very dim,
Not thick skinned at all, persistent, determined, diligent, well informed, intelligent, likeable, these are appropriate adjectives.
There are many others, well travelled, urbane, witty, accomplished and so on.
Hahaha
I’ve had a good at looking at this month’s debt in terms that may make it a little bit more accessible… (Link in name)
My postings certainly do little other than highlight what a bunch of arrogant, deluded, vain and incompetant people the Labour party are.
But I guess you already know that. Queens speech tactic bombed a bit eh.
Isn’t it, though?
Spoofa, have a loofa, isn’t it?
How does one spoof a spoof a spoof a spoof.
Hahahahohohohohohohehehehehe.
New hanky please.
“Working hard for Carshalton & Wallington”
Too Boring to comment.Must do better Guido.
Couldn’t have been that boring. You commented.
tory hater = masta baiter?
Yes, pitiful, isn’t it, though?
McDoom’s kiss of death set to land on Blair when he flies out to Brussels this afternoon in a last ditch attempt to back him for EUSSR presidency.
Von Rumpy-Pumpy is now short odds to win.
You heard it here weeks ago:
No Bliar for EU President
No Millipede for EU Foreign Minister
No O’Bama for any January Summit
These political types when on form have it hard wired into them not to mix with losers. It is in the genes.
Guess whom he wanted to win in Paris last night?
No one cares about what McDoom wants now. He is dead as a dodo but even worse looking.
Gordon Brown
I’m sure I’ve seen her on guesshermuff.blogspot.com
I would like to thank you for this personally as it cheered up my day.
59 point 2 fucking percent?
Okay, we need something off topic. Try this. It should freak you out. Anyone who doesn’t want to suddenly feel rather uncomfortable about the possibility that intelligent design might actually be true, should look away now.
WEDNESDAY, Nov. 18 (HealthDay News) — Among the population of the Papua New Guinea highlands, where there was a devastating outbreak of the prion disease kuru, carriers of certain genetic variants were protected from the disease, according to a study published in the Nov. 19 issue of the New England Journal of Medicine.
Simon Mead, of University College London Institute of Neurology, and colleagues performed genetic, clinical and genealogic assessments of over 3,000 people from the Eastern Highlands of Papua New Guinea, of whom 709 had taken part in cannibalistic mortuary feasts which entailed eating their dead relatives. In all, 152 participants in the feasts died of kuru.
Among survivors of exposure to kuru, who are typically heterozygotic at the 129 codon of the prion protein gene, many also have another PRNP gene variant, G127V, that is not found among kuru patients or unexposed families in the same region, the researchers found.
“The 127V polymorphism is an acquired prion disease resistance factor selected during the kuru epidemic, rather than a pathogenic mutation that could have triggered the kuru epidemic,” the authors write. “Variants at codons 127 and 129 of PRNP demonstrate the population genetic response to an epidemic of prion disease and represent a powerful episode of recent selection in humans.”
http://www.modernmedicine.com/modernmedicine/Pathology/Prion-Protein-Gene-Variant-Protects-Against-Kuru/ArticleNewsFeed/Article/detail/642829?contextCategoryId=40137
That’s presumed to be natural selection… in two generations.
Our survey said: WAHWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
I read the Bible once. I found no solace or comfort just 101 reasons why my cynical arse is going to fry for eternity.
God I hope you are wrong.
Brings to mind the years of lying by the Conservitudes in relation to bovine spongiform encephalopathy, isn’t it?
How is burger king John Selwyn Gummer?
Which leads on to the Douglas, two watches, Hogg’s laughable posturing in relation to the European Union’s embargo in the UK’s BSE laced beef, isn’t it?
They survived. How many died? If ZNL had been in we would all have been queuing for vaccines, there would be 10,000 new cases a week, a phoneline service and special NHS “drop in” clinics set up.
By the time the scare was over someone would notice the back door to the Treasury open and another £200 billion gone missing.
Max,
How many years did they lie for?
Any idea how much the BSE debacle cost the beef industry?
Any idea how many healthy cattle were incinerated?
Any idea how ridiculous two watches Hogg’s huffing and puffing about the EU embargo looked?
Yes…
John Selwyn Gummer is fine
It’s Gordon Brown who has BSE
“Any idea how much the BSE debacle cost the beef industry?
Er, less than 12 years of ZaNuLab? Foot and Mouth? Bird Flu? Swine Flu? Doing the right thing? Any old smokescreen to cover up the billions wasted? I don’t know, do tell…
Blame everything on me, the last 12 years haven’t happened. You halfwit
Don’t get over excited again m’dear. The nightmare will soon be over.
Hey, dimwit, kuru is a disease similar in pathology to bovine spongiform encephalopathy, isn’t it?
Also both feature cannibalism.
“Also both feature cannibalism”
Is that why MB’s Dear Leader doesn’t eat chicken?
I would eat the poo of farmyard animals if they would only let me out of this concrete prison so I could run free in the meadows.
Eat poo, it’s what I do.
Have another loofa spoofa.
Could you please explain that in words that someone with a PhD in aeronautical engineering might understand?
If you’re flying a plane don’t eat the same cabin meal as the co-pilot.
From my reading of Frank’s post, I think it meant don’t eat the co-pilot.
Too true; it’s not Ryanair.
I’ve seen a couple of stewardesses I might eat
Natural selection can happen in one generation. If there is an outbreak of a fatal disease, those with some natural resistance will be more likely to survive it. Immediately after the epidemic, the population will have more of the relevant gene than before it and this change will continue into the next generation.
not much comfort to the poor f*ckers who haven’t got it.
is there a gene resistant to radiation?
and resistant genes didn’t do the dinosaurs any good.
Diarrhoea is hereditary. It must be ‘cos it’s in me jeans…………..
That isn’t what the study suggest Sir William – the mutation is sugested to be a a *response*.
A *response*.
That does it. Tenby it is.
I will not be mocked. So watch it, sunshine.
Good luck to him – got a 1000 Lib Dem majority to overcome. Just showing the punters that he is a happily married man.
Just waiting for the next post viz a viz Budget deficit.
Even the trolls not too bothered about this one
Lib Dem constituency now, Lib Dem constituency then.
Hahaha
Sorry lad, this sentence dun’t make no sense.
It’s a slogan, dimwit.
Sorry girly, still dun’t make no sense.
Dimwit, weave in ‘Is a’ and ‘will be a’
No charge.
The armed forces are expendable.
Goebbels for Gordon.
That is all.
A spoofa with a loofa.
Hahahaha
How does one spoof a spoof?
A fresh hanky I think.
It’s a lie – he’s an arse bandit and she’s a muffin.
Something ‘My fair lady’ about this couple without doubt.
[...] this is as blatant and as cynical an example of shameless politiking as I’ve ever seen. As Guido (hat-tip, by the way) rightly asks, I wonder if the blushing bride knew if the photographic [...]
….since the Queen’s speech yesterday. Glad to see so many Labour MP’s in attendance.
I am not a cakey person
The Office of Information Minister
1 Mincing Lane
London
19 November 2009
Dear All
I find any publicity is good publicity and has always been instrumental in the founding of the Dark Baronial fortune.
Yours
Etc. Etc. too many titles to mention
Cottage Pie?
Di you know that Den Wanker is an anagram of Ken Andrew.
Aha!
The ‘bride’ is William Hague in a wig, very good Guidiot the Big Oaf, very good!
Speaking of wimmin where do all those God awful ZaNu MP types get cloned to such a degree that is simply amazing!
Is it some old tractor factory lab which doubles up as a head ofice for the stats that you know and love?
Please look at 24 minutes in to the Newnight programme on the day of the Truss Turnip Taliban squeak through for the collapse in glorious moving pictures with sound of the Conservitudes image. Where do they keep those women, wow!
This is a different MB than usual – this one seems to be able to string more than the odd sentence together.
Hi all at Brown’s bunker – you fuckers are fucked!
We know,
Sad to be Goebbels for Gordon.
Isn’t it, though?
Loofas for spoofas
Well do you MB?
Clinker!
Keep your William Hague fantasies to yourself, MB. It’s nearly five so fcuk off and no more overtime this week. Oh fcuk me I’m talking to myself again.
And his kids can look forward to being fed BSE (or whatever the latest scare is) beef burgers in a few years time!
Rather that than Labour though…
Mandelson – 13″ Dell?
Mandelson – 12″ Mac?
Big Mac?
There once was an ugly duckling who Ed Balls asked to fill in a form
The Grand Old Duke of York also had to fill in some forms
Tarzan of the jungle had the belly ache, couldn’t find the toilet, so he asked Ed Balls, who asked him to fill in a form
Inheritance tax,inheritance tax,inheritance tax………
I have never understood Labours attack on the Tory inheritance tax policy.
As far as I understand it will be the first million that will be free of death duties.
I think it will help are lot more people than Labour are making out not just the very wealthy.
I agree Labour are doing their best it seems to alienate the “grey vote” – the one’s that always vote although I suppose the rationale is that the majority of £1million+ will be in the S East and Home Counties traditionally Tory so I suppose Labour has discounted this part of the electorate in their calculations.
They’re also not doing to well woth this group as their “Personal Care and Home Bill” seems to be unravelling amidst fierce criticism from various quarters not least Labour backbenchers and Labour Peers
Following the Queen’s Peach, Brown said that the average constituency had five or six households that would benefit from the Conservitude inheritance tax cuts, isn’t it?
Yes but the McDoom can’t count can he you dimster.
McDoom and the Jonah Curse seems to have struck again after Brown holidayed in Keswick in August the town is facing the worst floods for 20 years and parts of the town are having to be evacuated
http://www.thewestmorlandgazette.co.uk/news/allerdale/keswick/4547659.Gordon_Brown_takes_in_Keswick_on____staycation___/
Were you planning on turning up and doing your Caligula thing with the bride then Guido?
O/T
The passengers on board a BA flight coming in to land at H’Row back in Jan 2008 are suing for damages.
The plane crashed just inside the perimeter fence.
You do remember don’t you,that a certain Gordon Brown was within 400 metres of this plane,on his way to H’Row.
Is this the greatest example of the fraudster’s Brown Jinx?
Gordon Brown was actually on a plane at the airport when the incident happened!
Bloody hell – everyone must leave London NOW – 8 million people are jinxed.
I shall ask my local MP if we can close Hampshire to Brown – simply not let him near us.
We are doooomed!
Can we have an update on how many days still left to save the world Gordon or is it another U turn?. The end of the world is nigh!, the end of the world is nigh!, fucking raving nutcase.
Happy to oblige.
Here’s the link to a countdown clock
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/copenhagen
In which case Gordon can’t count. He said ‘50 days’ on 19 October.
Only 19 days left! No point in getting interested in any five-part weekly TV serials.
Spookily, Gordon made his prophecy on 19 October and now, on 19 November, we have 19 days left before the End.
If you take the letters of Gordon Brown’s name as A=1, B=2, C=3 and add them up, they come to 145, or 1 4+5, which makes 19.
“James Gordon Brown Esq.” has 19 letters.
There are 19 male members of the Cabinet.
Gordon Brown’s political IQ is 19.
And only 19 million people in MY road want to hang him.
So Terry Henry playing Volleyball with a Football doesn’t matter a fcuk.
It would have been illegal in Volleyball too
Wow !! Look at all them ‘elicopters !!
( I’ve been pretty quiet recently, ain’t I ? )
WHO THE FUCK CAME UP WITH THE LOCALISM SHIT ANYWAY?
GIDEON YOU MUST HAVE BEEN STONED WHEN YOU THOUGHT UP THAT ONE YOU FUCKING C’UNT!
LOCAL TORIES DECIDING WHO SHOULD REPRESENT THEM? NO FUCKING WAY, NOT ON MY WATCH MOTHERFUCKER! FUCK THAT SHIT! WE MUST CRUSH THE LOCAL CONSERVATIVE ASSOCIATION INSURGENTS, WE MUST STAMP ON THEM TO ENSURE LOCAL DEMOCRACY NEVER GETS A GRIP ON THE TORY PARTY!
NOTHING MUST STOP THE TORY DREAM FOR BECOMING REALITY:
POWER AND CONTROL CENTRALISED
AND GIVEN TO A BUNCH OF MILLIONAIRE TORIES
RECIPE FOR DISASTER? WHO KNOWS?
VOLUNTEERS RUNNING EMERGENCY SERVICES
TAX BREAKS FOR MILLIONAIRES TAX INCREASES FOR LOW PAID
ALL THESE THINGS ARE POSSIBLE IF YOU VOTE TORY
VOTE TORY VOTE TORY
PLEASE VOTE TORY WE ARE FUCKING DESPERATE!
Calm down and make yourself a nice cup of tea.
TORY HIGH COMMAND SAYS NO TO LOCAL DEMOCRACY!
TORY HIGH COMMAND SAYS MASH THE TURNIP TALIBAN!
Medication for Mr Campbell!
Would The Doctor be so kind as to put the retarded Dalek back in the box.
Thank you.
Off topic I know but please, please Guido can you confirm that we are to be spared the ultimate obscenity of having EU President Blair ? I am too old to emigrate.
I keep telling you:
No Bliar in EU
No Millipede in EU
No O’Bama in January Summit
“Winners” do not mix with losers. It is hardwired into them in courses.
Pam saw the old sucker coming a mile away.
O/T
The cheating by Henry against Ireland last night has no place in any sport.
I have phoned P&G,owners of the Gillette brand and registered my unease at using Gillette razors.
I did ask them if Gordon Brown was booked to visit their Head office in Weybridge – luckily for them,they seem to have avoided his esteemed presence for the moment.
No doubt he will be on TV shortly to say that cheating,corruption and fraud has no place in British society……
It could have been down to the hand of Gord
Come on evreybody posting here. Just for once, why not smile and give the thumbs up, that two people who lost their spouses are happy again.
The world is pretty bad, but it ain’t that bad.
I hope they had Flintstone nuptials and made the Bedrock
your posts are pretty bad.
Mrs Fawkes is a wise woman. I vote for a politician, not his/her spouse. I don’t buy this buy one get two crap. After all, who voted for that moronic Sarah Brown bint, or the truly gut-wrenchingly ghastly Cherie Blair? Yet both have sought to involve themselves directly in the political process. Why? If they’ve got something to offer let them stand for Parliament in their own right, rather than freeloading.
Keep spouses (and other family) out of it.