Harman Denies Charges
The CPS statement said: “The Crown Prosecution Service has decided there is sufficient evidence and it is in the public interest to prosecute the Rt Hon Harriet Harman MP for the offences of driving without due care and attention and driving whilst using a handheld mobile telephone in relation to an incident on 3 July 2009.”
A spokesman for the Labour deputy leader said: “Ms Harman strongly refutes the allegations but is co-operating with police.”
Original story from early October was covered on the blog here.
Harman was on the mobile when she crashed into a parked car without stopping to leave her details. Under the 1988 Road Traffic Act, any driver involved in a collision with another vehicle is required by law to stop and give their name and address, as well as details of the vehicle’s owner and the vehicle’s registration. Not exactly Chappaquidick Bridge, but that she drove off telling a witness ‘I’m Harriet Harman – you know where you can get me…’ is a little high-handed…
The more Harriet is in the news the better.
Any chance she can take Gordo for a drive.
OFF A CLIFF
thought she was a lawyer.
David Curry, the MP who heads the committee responsible for policing Commons expenses, has claimed almost £30,000 for a second home that his wife has banned him from staying in, The Daily Telegraph can disclose.
After learning of the Telegraph investigation, David Curry resigned as chairman of the Parliamentary Standards and Privileges Committee and now faces a formal inquiry into his claims.
The Conservative MP is accused of having an affair with a headmistress in his Yorkshire constituency and using a taxpayer-funded cottage to meet his lover.
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Cameron: lack of MPs’ expenses law ‘disgraceful’ A Telegraph investigation has learned that four years ago, after discovering the affair, Mr Curry’s French wife Anne demanded that he does not stay at the Yorkshire property as a condition of the couple’s reconciliation.
However, the former Conservative minister has continued claiming thousands of pounds a year for the house – which he could expect to sell for a substantial profit after leaving Parliament.
After the Telegraph approached Mr Curry with the allegations, he announced that he was referring himself to the Parliamentary Commissioner. He said he would stand down from the Standards committee during the investigation, which is expected to take several months.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/6609018/MPs-expenses-David-Curry-quits-as-standards-chief-over-new-Telegraph-disclosures.html
this is NOT a Porkbusters or Political story
some obscure Conservative candidates wedding snaps and the X-Factor, now THOSE are stories
Even that’s not a story.
They’re all welcome distractions from keeping 60 million people fully twigging the utter, world class, victor ludorum utter economic clusterfuck engineered by this incompetent PM/chancellor and his merry band of brain-dead jackass MPs.
18 months of recession. The largest national debt in history. The largest deficits in history. The largest deficts in the civilised world. The longest and deepest recession in the civilised world and we’re sniggering about the Maximum Imbecile tying himself in knots over which talent-show act he favours.
FFS. The man is incompetent and his pusillanimous party has stood by while the jackass destroyed the entire economy. ‘Cos he gets angry and shouts in your face if you dare to question him.
Big fucking deal. Stand up to him. Point out that actually the economy is fucked and he was the one in charge. Don’t scream at me Prime Minister – I just voted as you told me. It was your fucking big idea to wreck the economy. You’re the fucking self-proclaimed economic genius.
Just fucking stand up to him. whoever kicked him in the head had a good go. We just need a bit of similar spirit from one of you Labour MPs right now and UK PLC could be saved another six months of his reckless idiocy.
Kick him in his fucked up fucking head. Metaphorically.
Can somebody explain to me why Harperson’s eyes are as widely spaced as her hips?
Is she some kind of alien?
I feel this is an important question of our time that needs to be answered.
because she’s a cun’t ?
He should be fully investigated by the Police, and HMRC.
The standards committee is indeed an Oxymoron.
They are all covering each others arses, and it needs to be sorted before the real ‘Court of Public Opinion’
I fail to understand how many fucking people or extra laws are required to sort this out.
What was in the mind of the authors of the Green Book? Did everyone sign for a copy? Then why is there this confusion? It is State money, and not theirs. This is not an owner driver of a business swerving a few grand from the clutches of the taxman of his own hard earned cash.
This is systemic corruption, and that is why the Country is so angry.
Period
Brown being complete crap is hardly breaking news or a story and sounds more like someone trying to distract from yet more appalling Piggy behaviour.
And this by the very man who is supposed to be in charge of monitoring MPs expenses.
If it were a Labour MP in charge it would be just as disgusting.
Fuck these thieves and pigs.
All of them.
What’s the point of having a frog chick when she behaves like that? Bitch.
Inbreeding, like all the rest of the aristos. Remember she is the neice of Lord Porn,oops sorry Longford.
I am still waiting for her to refute the allegation. Up until now she has only denied it.
Will she plead guilty when she comes to court, in which case she should resign for “refuting” the allegation.
She most certainly left the scene of an accident.
…. And take New Labour sycophant Cliff Richard with them both!
We’re all going on a Summer Holidaaaay
How can you be so cross on such a very very gay day?
Love your choice of footwear Battie Hattie.
So elegant.
The first choice for grumpy old fems.
Semen
Where’s your homework?
1) What is the Scum / NI / KY TV’s revenue in the UK?
2) What is the Scum / NI / KY TV’s operating profit in the UK?
3) How much corporation tax does the Scum / NI / KY TV pay in the UK?
Finally a thousand words on Hypocrisy: The Scum / NI / KY TV supporting our boys with hot air, platitudes but not hard cash — Discuss.
Fuck off.
NLJD presumably stands for New Labour Jerk Dick?
Let’s not forget her sage words
“And sentencing too, is vital for public confidence. If a sentence is lenient – it needs to be explained. The opportunity is there for magistrates and judges to thank those in the agencies and the victim and witnesses for the part they have played in bringing the offender before the courts. That can be irrespective of the verdict and whether or not those referred to are physically there in court. Above all, sentences need to be explained. Particularly if it is lenient.
But if there is an unjustifiably lenient sentence in the Crown Court which will undermine public confidence, the Attorney General and I can, and often do, refer the case to the Court of Appeal for the sentence to be increased.”
Guilty.
Take her down.
Guilty.
have we got the sour faced bitche’s DNA yet?
fucking criminal bitch.
BURN THE WITCH BURN THE WITCH!
I swear to God I would strike the swan vesta that lit that bitch up.
with the backing of a court of law you understand.
Good spot tat. I want to know we have her DNA on file.
Don’t forget the £15 ‘victim surcharge’ – that should be £15 to each of the victims of her government’s criminal incompetence, payable from her considerable wealth.
Guilty.
You all have to wait for THIS Court to pronounce now.
Above all, her Harman Rights are paramount and THIS Court is superior to your little English Courts.
You don’t get it yet. do you ??
Harriet looks at her best in that cow print outfit that she often wears. Watching her waddle into PMQ’s late, with that ‘I’m SO important,’ look on her face, often makes me wish for a ducking stool.
New Liebour Jihad Directive
Thick as thieves advocates burning etc.What an absolute twat.You are a nonentity and will forever hide in this awful blogland. H.Harman has achieved more in one day than you ever will in your sad little life.A joke is a joke but you have gone beyond the realms of decency.
H Harman has never achieved anything. She is an overpromoted thicko who has helped pass a raft of unnecessary and illiberal legislation, and she is guilty of abuse of that fine word “refute” which means disprove, rather than deny.
fuckity fuck off.
@tat2, 21:22
Harriet Harman doesn’t know the difference between retail banking and investment banking. Harriet Harman has no idea whatsoever how private pensions work. She didn’t understand there were funds behind them. She has achieved nothing in her worthless and insignificant socialist existence. She is a piece of meat in human form.
I would gladly and without hesitation stick a red-hot poker up her posterior for the joy of watching the terror in her dull dead eyes.
How’s that for the realms of decency? And I haven’t even started..
Thick As Thieves is actually a respected research scientist who worked to fund his PhD as a call girl, played in the ITV7 series by Dickie Davies, and is currently working on a cure for cancer within the next six months, thereby saving Gordon’s skin, and possibly inventing a new polish so his glass eye can have a new sheen.
So that’s a fuck sight more than Harriet Harman has ever done. Though obviously she’s helped to screw 60 million people.
Harriet Harman is an overly elaborate life-support system for a giant arsehole.
And that is not an achievement.
Harman is typical of the nu labia tyrannasaurs who advocate laws for you and me but must be excused themselves as they transgress.
TAT makes a great case for a mississippi style burning.
The sight of Harman of Arc all aflame would indeed warm the hearts of many Englishmen ( yes English- Men Harriden).
Harmans only achievement is to promote herself and her opinions over and above everyone elses.
Shes set back womens issues about 60 years, the ugly never fucked dried up skank.
She really thinks taht in every way she is right, well, im with TAT- lets set this frigid man hating trog on fire- show her a picture of a dick.
Oh come now. We know Harriet holds a candle for one special man in her life. Her husband who she’s keen to see parachuted into a safe Labour seat.
Although how many of them there are with the Maximum Imbecile and his legion of Labour fuckwits actively destroying the UK economy on a daily basis is surely to be counted on the fingers of Abu Hamza’s right hand.
The one time I saw Harman on QT I got the distinct impression her whole wimmin and anti-racism thing was all a big act. And attempting to get her beau parachuted into a safe seat – any safe seay – potentially over the heads of better qualified wimmin and ethnics proves it.
She’s just a shit-stirring agitator. Pressing the right buttons of the maniacs that make up the screeching bug-eyed loons of ‘diversity’ and ‘equality’ in the Labour Party. Just as John ‘I’m alright Jack’ Prescott was there as a posterboy for the mind-fucked fourth generation Labour-voting hostages of the North East.
See, Labour’s got folk just like us. Thick, ignorant as pigshit, workshy gobshites as deputy PM. He’s one of us!! He’ll look out for our interests. From Shanghai.
Does she really sleep with Old Jack Dromey? Ah, well, love is blind…
JMG2 “counted on the fingers of Abu Hamza’s right hand.”
=stands to applaud=
Surely, if she was responsible for screwing 60 million people and received in salary or expenses some of the benefits of screwing those 60 million people then she was living off immoral earnings and that is yet another offence to be taken into consideration when it comes to sentencing her. Come to think of it, just being a member of either Bliar’s or Brown’s government is a case of living off immoral earnings because they aere both immoral governments.
The Sun is ours again!
Suck it up big time!
Tee Hee.
NLJD
Not you again you useless piece of garbage, take a powder, permanently
NLJD = New Labour Jizz Donkey
I figured NLJD = New Labour Jizz Drinker.
You really are such a worthless complete c’unt.
What is the point of you doing all that dogwhistling shit on here?
IT WAS YOUR FUCKING ONE EYED CHANCELLOR WHOSE FUCKING TAX SYSTEM LET THEM DO IT YOU STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID C’UNT.
Jesus Christ, talk about there being a fucking skills shortage. I didnt realise Labour were that fucking skint that even the interns didnt have a fucking scooby either!
Their interns are giving full value for what Labour pays ‘em.
Fuck all.
The more you hear about Nu Labour scumbags the more it becomes difficult to decide which is the most loathsome – Mad Hattie, McTwat, Manglebum, Ed Bollocks, Mortgage Jowell, McNulty – the list is endless
A bigger pack of hoons you could not hope to meet.
Like them all myself better than hubbies pale faced fat bellied lot.
Made a mistake I meant hubby’s or Central Office will tell me off.
Is that you Gordon?
Eh Harriet, where’s me tea?
A bunch of maladroit Labour chumps ??
Actually, I’d hope not to meet any of them – unless I was watching their public executions for treason.
No doubt she will attract the confidence and support of McTwat, so basically harriet love, you’re buggered!
Probably the first time a mobile using driver will received life…..!
she looks like she is punting for trade……!
F***ing ROUGH trade from the looks of her.
Wonder how much she’ll pay for a short time.
Is she driving a Trabant?
So there IS a God! Two other pieces of good news – B’Liar didn’t get the EU Presidency & Banana Boy Milliband didn’t get the Foreign Minister post. Wow – what a day.
BLAIR SHAFTED.
Mandy cries:
Me too!!
Me too!!!!!
Me next!!!!!!!
Praguetory says:
November 19, 2009 at 8:19 pm
The more Harriet is in the news the better.
‘News’ is right. I misread this as ‘nudes’ and have spluttered coffee all over the keyboard as a mental picture flew to my mind.
Its all within the rules
its only a techincal breach
or even a technical one…
It started in America
Reports now coming in that the Irish FA has called on the French to stage a replay of the Lisbon referendum.
Despite the Irish government voting no, then yes, video evidence now shows that Sarkozy twisted the arm of Brian Cowen, the Taoiseach within the confines of the Strasbourg box.
Its just not fair, said the Irish FA. They’ve won the vote by lying and cheating. I wouldn’t feel very pleased if we had won by lying. We were worried when the rules were changed and another playoff match was required.
So far the French response had been to laugh down the phone, say ‘tough Merde’ and ‘Les Chumps’ and then hang up.
It was a clear hand vilolation in the box , the ballot box that is !
I like the smell of napalm in the morning.
Hopefully, the CPS will do another few bombing raids before this is over!
I thought I’d got away with this
Picture courtesy of grumpy old twat.
Surely, that’s the picture of the Daughter of an Earl, reproving the Great Unwashed for presuming to look at her?
You’re attacking someone for a driving offence?
Finally something funny on this blog.
fuck off
No Jimmy, we’re attacking a dopey slag for being fucking offensive, period.
Oh dunno, you have your moments and you’re always here…
This is news. NuLab drones like her have been bombproof — till now.
The public sector smells putrefaction on the wind.
[Pedants' Corner: "refute" doesn't mean what you think it does, dear.]
refute = to fute again?
It’s analogous to drink-driving exascerbated by the fact that she left the scene without giving any details (and presumably hoping it’d go-away).
And then the flipping….
Like Al-Capone, she’ll be busted for a minor infraction compared to her giant and long-standing career as a FRAUDSTER.
Whether she gets off a minor driving offence or not is largely immaterial although a twelve month ban for fleeing the scene of an accident and dangerous driving would cheer me up. The main benefit is that all the time she’s anguishing over the thought of some right-wing magistrate getting a stiffy by making an example of her she’s not conceiving new ideas to totally fuck up the rest of us.
jgm2 @ 71 you’ve not got it right. They are probably sifting through the magistrates list for a “suitable” one to try the case.Not much anguish involved there .Case sorted.
oops that should be jgm2@75 not 71.
Driving? She can DRIVE?
I thought she was up for hypocrisy
“And sentencing too, is vital for public confidence. If a sentence is lenient – it needs to be explained. The opportunity is there for magistrates and judges to thank those in the agencies and the victim and witnesses for the part they have played in bringing the offender before the courts. That can be irrespective of the verdict and whether or not those referred to are physically there in court. Above all, sentences need to be explained. Particularly if it is lenient.
But if there is an unjustifiably lenient sentence in the Crown Court which will undermine public confidence, the Attorney General and I can, and often do, refer the case to the Court of Appeal for the sentence to be increased.”
Jimmy we are attacking her not for the driving offence (bad enough) but for the arrogant way she then dealt with the incident leaving another motorist stranded by the road.
No doubt her defence will be for security reasons. I did not stop as a person in my position is always at risk from the public and I didn’t have my stab vest with me.
Naturally this will be accepted as Labour wallahs are never guilty of anything as we all know as they are ‘whiter than white’ of course.
She will cite the Lord Ahmed (head of a 100,000 strong religion of peace army) defence, and be let off with a reprimand.
Watch and see.
It was the right thing to do.
Not so much that, Jimmy, as hating the patronising, de haut en bas, ‘I am Harriet Harthing… and when I speak, let no dogs bark!’
What a pity Hattie will not be tried in the ‘Court of Public Opinion’.
GUILTY!
Burn the witch!
“send her to the chair !”
Yep this is Justice nu labour style !
We make all the decisions around here……Ve ask ze kvestions. ja ?
OK.
Ze defendant iss Guilty!
Burn ze vitch!
I find the timing of this announcement somewhat of a coincidence with rolly polly and the the ugly sister being annointed Furer and vice Furer.
What do they have in common? They are both Fucking Ugly!
Have you something against ugly people.I expect Eric Pickles likes himself even if you don’t.
Also talk of a replay France Ireland.
Even Frog telly and the frogs are admitting that it was a blatant handball and a blatant crap ref. There’s hope still Big G.
Replayed game…..France 7 Ireland 0.
can we replay the Irish referendum say best of three?
We shall have replay after replay until we get the result I want.
It is half a result.
Faceless Bildebuggers, but the are all Bidebuggers!
Believe me, you do not move to Belgium because you are looking for excitement.
Antwerp it must be said is a funky town though.
At least it aint Bliar, as I told you all that it would not be, and just got back from Tai Chi as it was announced so I, that’s me, you know, wonderhippy, who posted it first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Talk of
You are really cool Old Nick Heavenly, perhaps not as cool as Fab solutions, but I must admit that sometimes I really impress myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This Baroness Ashton, never elected by anyone, made a Baroness by Blair after working for CND and some obscure NHS Trust.
One year as UK Minister to EU and now this drops in her lap.
What the f***s going on!
She`s ON MESSAGE
With that face she won’t last more than 6 months, scare the horses. Just an interim to keep Mcruined-us-all happy till May then they will replace her with a Scandinavian.
Margaret Caravan and Marty Feldman’s secret love child?
Offers over £16252413145253436.69 for the full story. £1.69 of that for for charidee.
Why is she not being prosecuted for “failure to stop after being involved in an accident” or “failure to report an accident”
Possibly because that is the most serious charge and one which almost certainly carries a driving ban. Whilst pleased to see the aristocrat brought to book, I am reminded that one of these buggers actually killed someone whilst allegedly making a phone call and did about 7 minutes in Jail in the end.
See #173 above.
He was texting. Hattie was also texting…
“I H8TEZ A11 ME…” when She was very rudely cut short by a member of the publics parked car.
If she’s found guilty, she’ll likely cop a ban anyway, with the points she’ll get for this and the 3 points she got for speeding 2 years ago.
She won’t be able to spin this out until September when her current crop of points lapse.
It’s from the date when the previous points went on until the date of the offence so she’s caught.
Typical Labour toff.
What’s wrong with Toffs ,most of my friends are Toffs.
No, she is a communist toff. Of course most Labour toffs are also communist toffs too.
And of course Soviet commie spies.
or nazi facists as in Oswald mosely.
Mosley was Labour.
and Conservative
and Socialist.
I’m Labour, Conservative, Socialist……and so is my wife!
Why did NuLabor dump the crime of TREASON from the statute books shortly after being elected?
Blair needs prayer.
Tom Dribreg.
Oswald Mosley = sodomy as well
And ricchione.
A tumbril remark.
What about the crate of alco-pop and the spliff she had first, THATS why she drove off.
Crucifixion is too humane for the bitch.
Maybe the CPS are now finding their balls (and figuring out who their next paymasters will be?).
Not a pensioner I think.
Freddie: retired at 35 – something you should consider.
Nothing!
I retired when I was 18 years old!
I shall retire at 10.30, to my own single bed.
Ay up Fred lad… eh, line and length… I joost doorn’t know… etc
She will get hard Labour – ba da tish!
Not if it’s Mandy she won’t.
Kier Starmer is her friend and admirer.
Innocent until proven guilty I think.Furthermore how many of us have penalties for driving offences,the majority.Not an issue,she admitted who she was before driving away.Non issue Guido.
Let he who is without guilt cast the first stone. I’ve got a clean licence, pass the bricks!!!
And me, I’ll have a big flat one and a packet of gravel.
Clean licence here.
Where can I pick up the stone boulder?
I rather think the character flaws revealed by the way she subsequently conducted herself are more the issue than her evident ineptitude behind the wheel.
1. The arrogant and dismissive way she handled her statutory obligations to witnesses.
2. The dishonesty of the denial: colliding with a stationary object while driving and chatting on the phone. Not careless? Someone else’s fault?
Labour has now given us an Attorney General and a Solicitor General who lack a basic respect for the law itself and who in-dignify themselves so willingly that they lie through their teeth in public.
Quite.
‘I am too important’
‘It was within the rules’
Do you know who I am?
Jenson Button?
Nelson Piquet Jr?
Evil Knievel?
Johnny Knoxville?
It’s SIR Stirling, actually.
After the enoblement of Mandleson, nothing is beneath this lot and everything is possible. Remember if he can come back anyone can !!!!!
Indeed if he had been jailed as is the norm for mortgage fraud then he wouldnt have come back thrice
He will certainly overstep the mark for a third time, this time however he will find that the landscape has changed somewhat. The Ancients called it Hubris….watch this space.
Over here Mandy your time has come round at last
Will the Baroness Scroteland be next?
Me too, clean as a whistle, dates from the early ’80′s, no photo, mystifies old bill over here.
Herr Vernugen, he always said ‘Was fur eine vernugen (pleasure) when he tried uselessly to drive me out of Trier, that I had forged it on a computer.
He swore that he would find something wrong with it after he spent 15 mins writing down the details. Never seen the plucker since!
Take a look at the DVLA website “change of address” page.
After you’ve had a chuckle over their uncertainty on how to spell “licence”, note that you have to change your paper licence to a photo one if you change your address.
My clean paper licence was somewhat older than yours and it grieved me to have to go through that rigmarole on moving house.
On the plus side, all those flipping MPs must really be keeping the DVLA busy. Mustn’t they?
Wonder what address is on Harriet’s licence.
They know where to find me.
Pentonville?
Holloway, surely.
It would be a “”Non issue Guido”" if she pleaded guilty – held her hands up and said “yes I dropped a bollock”.
But no – she drove off saying a version of the hackneyed celeb favourite “Don’t you know who I am”.
Can you blame the populus for being amused when lawmakers like Harman fall foul of basic rules they helped impose on others.
This is only mildly more “egg on face” than Baroness “I don’t check visa papers on my employees” Scotland
‘Don’t you know who I am ?’ implies she didn’t think the law applied to people like her…only ‘little’ people, not ruling class.
Throw the damn book at her I say.
Ah no, NuLabour changed the rules – it’s now guilty until you can prove you’re innocent. Coming, Roost, Chickens, Home, To.
Shouting your name out the window whilst driving away is not a defence you fuckwit.
“Admitted who she was”? Bollocks. Exchange of name and address? Reporting of the accident where this could not be done? Could have been a Harman look-alike.
…. on the way for plastic surgery?
And God knows, she needs it.
oh shit
A criminal conviction must surely mean she will be struck of as a lawyer. After all a lawyer must be aware of the penalties for such a crime and as a legislator there is no excuse.
I bet she gets off. One law for them and another………………………etc., etc.
Does it apply to third rate lawyers though?
Since she is never too shy to use her post-nominal QC, perhaps she should consider defending herself?
Old adage: ‘The Lawyer who represents himself, has a fool for a Client.’
After giving this story my due consideration I have decided that this is unfair to a person dedicated to promoting the equality of all animals and the more equality of some animals. After her contribution to making our society fairer and better Ms Harmon should be exempt from such petty laws intended for the little people and Conservitudes.
Can anyone lend me some cream for a nasty little rash?
It’s under my 4skin, and hurts like hell. The Chemists around here are shut, and my
ability to stay seated is much diminished.
Innit
Try sprinkling chilli powder on it. Old homeopathic remedy.
That will ease the pain, will it????
Oh yes, very definitely.
No, but it will stop you fiddling with it.
Wuss !
Only the juice from a freshly sliced Scotch Bonnet will do !
Hang on there Master Baiter. She’s not the minister for equality, equality is not Her scene at all. She’s the minister for Women, very different kettle of fish.
Some bloke is Minister for equality, If you look very closely under HarmMens chair in the HOC, you can often see His little facing peeking out above His doggy bowl.
How much for a blow job love!
Look at the picture.
So why not leaving the scene of an accident?
Did she exchange details? Nope. Well there you, an offence. Ah but I see. Leaving the scene of an accident is a criminal offence for which you can be jailed, whereas using the phone and carelss driving carry a fine and points. So Hattie can claim she’s just technically guilty of minor traffic offences. Rather like forgetting to pay the congestion charge…
‘ANG ‘ER!!!!!!!!!
The rules don’t apply to Harriden Harperson. She’s above that sort of shit.
As Law-Makers we have become accustomed to being Law-Breakers.
Fuck off by the end of the year, you gittess (female git) – got a bet on it with Hills so don’t disapponit. Sigh – as if…
If she attends court in person will she plead TITS – Too Important To Stop?
She was saving the country’s women from male misogynists leave her alone do or I will throw a handbag at you soon.
Leave us misogynists alone you sexist person.
She might use the, “I’m not Harriet Harman, I’m Mrs. Dromey, you’ve got the wrong name on the arrest warrant officer.” defence.
Even if she is convicted she won’t do the full tarriff. What about Lord Whatsisface. Talking on a mobile minutes before piling in to a car on the motorway. The poor sod in the car gets killed and Lord Whatsisface does 17 days in a cushy nick. Naughty, naughty, now go away and behave yourself……..etc., etc.
Mr. Justice Cocklecarrot presiding.
Mind you if she does get convicted and she contests the verdict it will be the only time that anyone could say “Harriet Harman is appealing”.
Not to me she isn’t.
Boom – boom.
anon @ 24. She will use the “Bliar M4 bus & taxilane defense” It was a security issue.lol.
But using the phone wasn’t a secury issue. Unless she was triggering an IED.
Sick male misogenic rant a little lacking in invention merely puerile.
Sam, just a little tip for you love. You’re not very good at this blogging lark are you? I’d try Labourwrist with the rest of the witless dullards, they’d at least make you look good.
Its just MB having a larf.
“Its just MB having a larf.”
At least somebody is getting a ‘larf’ from the crap he posts.
The twat amuses me – hahaha etc
Surely I’m not the only one who thinks that the EU have just selected the two most Coyote Ugly man and woman to represent EU.
They both make a stain on the pointed cameras, not to much the viewers!
Even Kim Jong-il looks better and he is dying.
should have read:
Surely I’m not the only one who thinks that the EU have just selected the two most Coyote Ugly man and woman to represent the EU.
They both put a stain on TV cameras, not to mention the viewers!
Even Kim Jong-il looks better and he’s dying.
Poor gordon – he backs bliar for president and look what happens?
Then they get the anonymous, unknown, margaret beckett lookalike ashton as foreign minister ( Who is she?)
Rompuy is more boring than brown, and that is saying something!!!!
Rompuy and Ashton are all to the good. They are so grey, and they are irrefutable evidence that the EU is undemocratic, uncarig about public opinion and sinking into the mud, slowly. -
Why did no-one in the EU think that a proper election for the President and his /her Foreign ‘Minister person’ would be appropriate preceded by primaries etc ???!!
Thank the Lord for the Curse of Jonah….
For once it has done some good……but one can’t help but think Jonah was in on this one too
How can a person that has never been voted for in a democratic way represent our foreign policy. She also seems to be married to youGov. High up in Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament in 1977.
Especially now it is illegal, for any state, to question her actions! This is exactly why EU has to be reborn.
For those who can read French, or use google translator:
http://www.lemonde.fr/europe/article/2009/11/19/michel-barnier-va-devenir-commissaire-au-marche-interieur-et-aux-services-financiers_1269609_3214.html#ens_id=1259173
Basically, Gordon the retard, was so desperate for Ashton to get the job, he let the French have the Internal Market and Finance commissioner job!!!! This is what Sarkozy wanted.
Gordon is a fucking idiot.
So they put a Belgian nonetity and a British nonentity in charge of the EU,so the real big boys/girls still hold the power,no change then.
(in some foreign tongue) Oi!!! who are you torkin abart!?
Tell us something we don’t know.
There just had to be some EU cock sucking British slag in there somewhere at whatever cost, didn’t there?
I BEG your pardon!!
Oh – sorry, – didn’t read it properly
I BEG your pardon!!
Oh – sorry, – didn’t read it properly – thought you said fag!
A good day for france and the hun.
I take that last remark as a compliment ! Thank you for that ringing endorsement !
What did you expect,a public servant?
Methinks the blair run was a decoy to install a bedblocker,on-message,gender specific,sort a innocent,middle of the road,shouldnt shout at a woman,wont do no harm, dont mention THE WAR candidate!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
shite
I believe Berlusconi and Sarkosy heard the word Rumpy and thought it might mean some swinging time. Time to change the hearing aid batteries.
I’m sure Brown is gutted
try reading up on the Bliar/Brown feuds for the past 12 years
Your own, classic ballad is more entertaining, Nell.
The penultimate stanza, apart from being about the only one suitable for a readership as refined as Guido’s, allegorises an outcome devoutly to be wished:
“Then Dead-Eye Dick and Mexican Pete
Slunk away from the Rio Grande,
Dead-Eye Dick with his useless prick,
And Pete with no gun in his hand.”
No only Brown’s ego is gutted, the EU are now against him, he is no longer Master of the Universe.
The yanks must be laughing their heads off, look who they have Lord “Obama”, who everybody and their brother want a visit from. Obama is booked up for the whole of his presidency, I don’t think anyone will be on the phone fighting over these EU leaders. It is a PR man’s nightmare, how to do market such low key ordinary people Saachi and Saachi will have their hands full here!
You haven’t heard of her because neither you nor anyone else has ever voted for her, nell. She’s had a long and distinguished career troughing on the NHS (and our taxes) as Chief of Hertfordshire Health Authority!
That’ll make the Taliban, Iran, Chinese and Russians sit back and not mess with the EU — they are probably writing out their ‘ok guys we give in’ communications as we speak.
mysogenistic!
How many letters?
Too many and my members have too much pressure put on them by management.
EVERYBODY OUT!!
this was for msg 198.
shit.
it wasn’t me (this time anyroad) – but show us yer tits for old times sake… when I were Deputy Leader…. zzzzzzz
Someone please explain the meaning of the word “refute” to said aide.
Oh I bet she’s decimated…
literally…
POD has
refute v. (-ting) 1 prove the falsity or error of (a statement etc. or the person advancing it). 2 rebut by argument. 3 deny or contradict (without argument). refutation n. [Latin refuto]
Usage The use of refute in sense 3 is considered incorrect by some people. It is often confused in this sense with repudiate.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/eu/6609229/Herman-Van-Rompuy-and-Baroness-Ashton-land-top-EU-jobs.html
Is the Baroness really Ken Dodd?
Thats a nasty thing to say about Ken
Are you being lookist again do stop this thing? My husband has no chin and his face is moonlike and Steve Bell thinks he is a jellyfish.
Rompuy and Ashton when mandy planned for it to be bliar and mandelson .
Ah! Sad!! So sad!!
Who are rompuy and ashton?. I have never heard of them!
Did we vote for them? No!!
Is the EU a democracy ?? No!!
Afghanistan is more democratic . Think about that!!!!
Ashton was helicoptered (that’s where they all went) in to replace Comical Mandy – now gets a better job than him
Helicopters Huh!!!?
Ths Afghanistan War needs helicopters like WW2 needed spitfires.
We had the Spitfires pretty damn quick. Where are the helicopters??????
Aintbustinigut doing his job??? Is He???!!
No doubt someone from No10 will be having a quiet word in the Magistrates ear before proceedings commence, something along the lines of, ”get the right result for us and a nice little earner on a quango awaits”.You might laugh…………………………………………………
More like, “we’ve built a database that holds a record for every URL you’ve clicked on.. been looking at online lingerie, have you? Is your wife really a size 8? And what about that inflammatory post you made on the DailyMail’s website last Friday, when you were probably drunk? Under the pseudonym ‘hacked-off-with-sharia’. The one even they didn’t put online, remember? That comment could, shall we say, be construed as being favourable towards the B&NP.. Now, who’s your daddy?”
Strewth – that’s me rumbled…
Are we related?
Not nice Anon. No woman deserves that. Maybe along sentence doing community work in a sink estate. Then she might actually have to confront the mess she and her party have made of this country.
Hmm. She should be made to walk around a sink estate in Bradford, after dark, wearing a “Jesus is Lord” t-shirt.
With (horror of horrors) her hair exposed.
Argh, this is in reply to 58.
Where did she get that mouse-coloured storm-troopers helmet?
I watched a porn film last night which involved a man smearing himself with a concrete mix and gravel.
It was hardcore.
Good Evening
That was me.
Did Mr. Chimney charge the Taxpayer again ?
Why did Brown pronounce it eye-ron? Da doo ron ron? Yes I do ron ron.
Why aren’t you giving the wife one? Ah… sorry…
Was it called ‘True Grit’?
I’ve got petrol in my strimmer if its a help….?
You’ll need more than a strimmer to prune that muff. Wire cutters, maybe.
Right then, I’ll bring the thing that burns weeds off the path, together with a full can of gas!
♬J’ai une toute nouvelle moissonneuse-batteuse,♬
♬Et je vais vous donner la clef.♬
‘Ere, you be pinching arrr song, you be!
mais ton cidre est merde, at aussi vous avez perdu (pas comme les bleus et M. Henry avec son main de Dieu).
I have a very new combine harvester,
And I will give you the key.
So polite the French
She has a certain ‘bag-lady chic’ in the accompanying photograph…mmmm nice!
How street, how revolutionary.
Wot with Toerag B liar getting his well ridden poxy arse kicked out of the EU Presidency I’m so chuffed I would “SERVE” the summons on Hatty Harperson myself!!!!!!!!
“Spread them Doll” in a Bogey accent.
Bogey as in Gordon or Humphrey?
I think we should be told.
Poor Harriet
Poor Tony
Shit happens.
Tha mo bhàta-foluaimein loma-làn easgannan
Ochone Ochone mo gaol.
Dean air tir ann Somalia mo gaol
Begorrah
Nil is agam cad a thiorraidh,wankers
DISTANT; PRETENTIONS OF GRANDEUR;SPEED OFFENDER;WRECKLESS DRIVER;DETACHED;SNOB;UGLY;VAIN;SELF CENTRED;THICK;HAG;LIABILITY;NARROW MINDED;LEFT HONOURABLE WIMMINISH;HACKETT;POLITICALLY;USELESS;
UNCONVINCING;LIAR;SOP;FANNY;WIFE OF A COCK;AMBITIOUS;TALENTLESS
TWIT;VAIN;CONNIVING;LEADERLESS;TREACHEROUS;HARD ON THE EYES;PANCAKE MAKE-UP;DYKE PIN-UP;BRAINLESS;WITCH;FRAUD SUPPORTING;
SLAG;NECROMANCER;BITCH;SLOT;MULTICULTURAL;TWAT;VAGINAL DENDATA
HARRIET HARPERSON-A POLITICIAN OF DIVERSE TALENTS!
What the fuck are those things on her feet?
Buboes.
Big no no, unless you’re walking
She should have to wear a plackard saying ‘laws are for little people’ -i’m sure this is all sexist and if she was a man, disabled, gay, black etc she could crash into someone whilst on the phone and drive off no problem.
She is ony being prosecuted because she is a woman.
Anybody checked?
Yes: 5
So: Dr. Klinefelter felt her… anyone else?
Rumour has it, that she was being followed by a car that was being driven erractically and Gordon had told her to watch out for Alkie Ade, so she took his advice and could not stop, otherwise the nasty Alkie Ade would get her and she had to telephone Gordon immediately.
Alcky Ada has been arrested for drunk and disorderly and is currently sleeping it off in the cells.
Say what you like about Harriet. Unlike most of the Labour front bench at least she was a millionaire before she joined the front bench.
Whatever motivation she has/had for destroying the social and economic fabric of the UK it ain’t cash or reckless personal enrichment unlike Darling, Brown, Balls and the rest of the house-flipping, housing boom nurturing economic beserkers.
“”Whatever motivation she has/had for destroying the social and economic fabric of the UK it ain’t cash or reckless personal enrichment”"
Indeed not – the motivation is incompetence having been promoted far beyond her ability – in order to satisfy some diversity target for women in the Cabinet.
A “service provider” off “punternet” would no doubt have more business acqumen and life experience to do the job better than our dear Harriet
Don’t compare me with that bloated, man-hating old harpie. Some of us women have standards.
I’d give you one Belle De Jour rather than Harperson
Join the queue….
I’ve only got £20, will that do luv?
said the pikey.
I said some of us women have standards. Wouldn’t even get you a sniff of a stocking.
Yes mr tat, we have plenty bargain for you at Pikey World of Christingmas, just off M6. Have chance to win my old mamma in tommingbolas, still givings good headingd at 96 years young, ha ha.
All this for bargain price, £3005.00 knickers, top holes innit?
Are you looking at my bra?
less of the pikey tat,some of us have computers!
the great thick as thieves is 100% pro lesbian and he is 100% pro pikey: as long as they don’t start trying to take the place over like that time when we had the fucking taffia turning up trying to boss it about.
top boy stands in solidarity with the pikeys: as long as they behave themselves and show him the respect he is due.
we will get along just fine as long as you understand that I am top boy and you are just a pikey.
you may go now.
Which, of course makes it worse. The ones with the sixth form socialist agenda coursing through their veins, normally do more damage than the oportunistic public purse robbing upwardly mobile ones.
What else can you say but bwahahahahahahahahahaha
OT
Brooness Ashton is Kellner’s missus.
Yougov if you want to.
Wonky teeth, face like a horse, no-one’s ever voted for her — yup she’s Nulabour alright.
She Is Margaret Beckett’s Stable Mate !
Not Guilty, but don’t do it again.
All the police have to do is check her phone bill. If she was on the phone, she can’t deny written proof.
Let her suffer the same consequenses as the rest of us. It’ll do us all good to see that these people are not beyond the law.
if she clicks on here:
http://www.dft.gov.uk/pgr/roadsafety/drs/mobilephones/
she will see top right there is a nice little flow chart to help her – produced by the DOT itself.
Let us not forget ‘Mr’ Jowell; another of those who thought he was bullet proof in the New Labour Inner Sanctum of Campbell, Levy, Blair, Robinson (who funded Browns private office out of his ill gotten gains), Irvine et al. And when we come to ‘Lord’ Truscott and ‘Baroness’ Udden and creepy Byers and the huge stinking pond that is the malevolent and incompetent New Labour administration….Oh I forgot ‘Lady’ Scotland, and Helen of Maxwell town and New South Wales…..All we need is the baskets to believe that CO2 drives Climate Change and that we should wreck our economy and stop those naughty Africans from using nasty polluting tractors….
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Intro: Fart Fart!
Rumpy Pumpy
Rumpy Pumpy
Rumpy Pumpy
Ashton Fart!
Rumpy Pumpy
Rumpy Pumpy
Rumpy Pumpy
Ashton Fart!
(Repeat ad nauseam)
Fuck ‘em both to damnation.
No thanks.
Is Harriet related to our new esteemed and forever glorious President, Harman Van Rompuy?
BREAKING NEWS!!!!!
A little-known Belgian federalist has trumped Tony Blair to become the first President of the European Union. Belgian Prime Minister Herman Van Rompuy took the top job after Gordon Brown dropped his backing for Tony Blair in the face of overwhelming oppostion from other parties.
The UK’s EU Trade Commissioner Baroness Cathy Ashton becomes Europe’s first “foreign minister” after the Prime Minister insisted a British candidate got a seat at the top table.
Mr Brown Baroness Ashton would also hold the vice-presidency of the European Commission and the appointment would reaffirm Britain’s influence in Europe.
He said: “It shows that Britain is at the heart of Europe and it shows that we are leading the way in extending women’s representation in the way we have done.”
The Prime Minister said he still felt that Tony Blair – whom he backed for the presidency – would have been “excellent”.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20091119/tuk-belgian-trumps-blair-to-become-eu-pr-dba1618.html
The Franco-Nazi War Machine Rumbles On This Grey Little Man Was So opposed To turkey Joining The EU That They Would Never Have Been allowed in ! But Given A Nice Top Job He Has Now Dropped his opposition
Strange That Isn’t it, He’s Been Given A job He Doesn’t want ! He’s just said on sky he didn’t apply for it !
Funny- that’s what Tony Blair said.
Laughable. Like some little kid whose parents withold a treat because he’s been naughty.
‘No Tony, you can’t be president of Europe. You’ve spoiled it for everybody by starting a big fight in Iraq.
‘Fine. I didn’t want to be president anyway. See if I care. I never asked to be president. It’s much more fun being a Middle East special envoy anyway.’
Hahahahahaha.
It’d be even funnier if he hadn’t signed away our rebate on some nebulous back-door ‘promise’ of support from the French.
Fucked over by the EU Tony? Reneged on their ‘understanding’ did they?
Join the fucking club jackass.
Fucking Federasts, the lot of ‘em!
“Back door promise”? I’m your man for that!
Well if you’d just hung in there that could have been you as EU foreign secretary instead of Baroness Who?
Alas I don’t see the Tory government appointing you to Europe anytime soon.
Jonah never fails to disappoint.
Here’s the BBC’s ‘take’ on Harman
Labour deputy leader Harriet Harman is to be prosecuted over a minor car accident in her south London constituency in July.
She faces prosecution for allegedly driving without due care and attention and driving while using a mobile phone.
So according to the BBC crashing whilst using a mobile phone is NOT a serious crime?
So the next time someone runs over a child whilst on their phone the BBC will also call it a minor crime?
I just wonder if the politician had been a Tory if the BBC would have used the word “minor”?
It’s just like forgetting to pay your Congestion Charge, innit.
no they would have use ‘murder’ most likely with a very quiet ‘attempted’ in front
Actually what they would have done would have to supplement this news with a 10 minute report on the dangers of driving whist on the phone and highlighted some of the more tragic accidents which have occured as a consequence in order to put this type of offence in its proper perspective, This is not a bad idea just a pity they didnt feel the need to do it for HMA V Dromney nee Harman.
Just like the BBC let Lord Ahmed off the hook. If that had been Geoffrey Archer the BBC would have gone mental.
…’gone mental’? Surely the BBC did that decades ago!
I Can’t Be Guilty Im An MP !
I thought women could multi task?
http://blog.trutv.com/dumb_as_a_blog/2009/05/update-.html
And from Liz Jones
Do I feel sorry for Harriet Harman now she’s to be prosecuted for using her mobile phone while driving? Yes, actually, because I must confess it is something I have done, mainly because, as a woman, and unlike that lorry driver who watched films on his DVD player while he drove, I’m able to multi-task with dexterity.
Women need to be given the benefit of the doubt when caught out simply because we are so super-busy that if we did not multi-task, the world would grind to a halt.
Leave the Harley Street one alone
Harman = A dog
Barking?
Ruff
Never mind Tone. Your fate was sealed the minute the snot gobbler put a tenner on you to win with Betfred.
Does anyone know if Pete Townsends Book will be out this xmas ?
Nausiating vomit inducing BBC shite part 1
Lord Mandyperson, to Evan Davis on Radio 4′s today show: “Evan, Evan, Evan, with the greatest love and respect, I think I am going to have to take some time to answer your questions, would you mind?”
Source – Ephraim Hardcastle, Daily Mail.
What the fuck does Baroness Ashton of Upholland know about European Foreign Policy?
About as much as I do about UK foreign policy
But more than I know about UK Defence
Econo what?
Ederkay – er, no, Eddicya – er, no, Edution – er, no – oh, Balls!
New Labour Foreign Policy = Buy a villa in Tuscany.
Same as Jack ‘Baron UpHarman’ Dromey knows about driving without due care!!
Is there an EUSSR ‘Foreign Policy’ ?
She spent long enough as a high roller within CND – will that help?
I wish I had the title ‘Lord Fondlebum of Upholland’, but the damn bitch got there first!
She used to run Hertfordshire health authority. The EU have called in a real big shot.
Bag of spanners that has never had a real job. The health authority thing was non-exec, just a political position where you have to keep the public out the way so the executives can fuck it up unhindered.
Probably a fucking sight more than Banana Boy Milliband who was tipped for the job initially.
Following the election of the Fueher and Vice Fueher of the European Union the following direrctive No 1 is issued form The 4th Reich Headquarters.
Directive No 1 — EU Language for all European citizens
The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of negotiations, her Majesty Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).
In the first year, “s” will be used instead of the soft “c”. Sertainly, sivil servants will reseive this news with joy. Also, the hard “c” will be replased with “k”. Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome “ph” will be replased by “f”. This will make words like “fotograf” 20 per sent shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters, which have always been a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent “e”s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.
By the forth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” by “z” and “w” by “v”. During ze fifz year ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou” and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz year, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trobls or difikultis and evrivum vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru.
Seig Heil!
Classic !
Clever name there. Made me smile.
Merkel….So you have noticed Ven ve invade Ve always go via Belgium. Sarkosy… Napoleon tried that…… Wellington Merde!.
What time do the Tanks start to roll towards Poland ?
It is perfectly right and proper that Harlot Halfman claims all her legal expenses from the tax payer as the phone call she was not making ,was parliamentary buisness !
What’s the betting she turns up in court at all? Does she have to? All she needs to do, I think, is to send her licence to the Clerk and plead guilty by post. A great pity if that’s the case, I agree.
She is pleading NOT guilty !
The Nuremburg defence by proxy.
Thanks for the correction, H-B; I hadn’t noticed that – was laughing too much, I expect! But what’s the betting she withdraws her guilty plea?
So am I.
http://news.scotsman.com/politics/MP-Jim–Devine-.5839031.jp
Devine up on charges as well .
Oh dear dear me its all falling apart for Labour
Hat Tip stuart dickenson PB.COM
Curry the sleazebuster quit too. They’re all at it, eh. Don’t vote for these parties goddammit.
Following the words of Our Great and Beloved Leader -
It was’nae me, it was’nae me, (continues for 94 pages)
Come on now, you should know the way things work by now – there is absolutely zero chance of her being done for this. They’ll do a Scotland and bring in a restrospective law exempting women with a surname and Christian name beginning with “H” who do this in the first 3 days of July in London necessary.
This really is a car crash of a government and the wheells have come off
From now on the term “Car Crash” will be known as a “Harman” as in “This is a Harman of a government”.
Yes, but we will be paying to claen up the mess for generation.
The selection of those two no marks as EU President and the other one just goes to show that all this talk of European unity is complete codswallop. If the French and the German leaders don’t want something because its not in their own personal or national interest, it aint gonna happen. Good luck with that single foreign policy, guys.
Just so i know,in case of future crisis,who has the highest call on my allegiance?
The Queen or the EU President?
All she needs is Jonah to support her
Nothing on Curry yet Guido, slipping old son slipping.
She has my full backing. As I said to George Burghley only last week, keep your chin up, it’s easier to thump.
The Irish PM likes replays.
The French PM doesn’t.
They got a replay on Lisbon, so it’s only fair.
Could sombody get me out of this lavatory?
Hullo
Hullo
Tony
Im locked in the lavatory
Those damn torys
Brilliant name !!
Still laughing…
Finally , Harman in line for a big fat stiff one.
Is it alright to throw a biodegradable bag of dog cack in the canal?
Only if you make sure no one is looking.
I’m ready with my snorkel.
Haven’t Gordon’s minders noticed he’s gone? (Yours in love and hope)
Nah! . . didn’t want the job anyway.
WORLD Precedent is what I’m really after.
Me missus, – her wiv the big gob, – agrees wiv me.
Is it illegal or simply ill-judged to sport plimsolls in a public place?
Still no help for 10 Famous Belgians.
1. Tintin
2. Jean Claude Van Damme
3. Hercule Poirot
4. Audrey Hepburn
5. Rubens
6. The bloke who invented the Saxophone.
7. Van Dyck
8. Lemaître. “Big Band theory”
9. Rumpey
Nope I can’t name 10.
The Thorntons Crispy Mint Whirl ?
Stella Artois?
The King of Belgium? You know the one that capitualated in 39′ and almost fucked us over the first time. Not to worry they finally managed it properly now.
tin tin
Django Reinhardt
Norman Heavy Rump is an anogram of Herman Van Rompuy
Yeah Porn Man Murv!
or for the sharia future of Europe – “nary ummah proven” perhaps?
Blair did not get to be president! For once the curse of brown actually did the world a favour
nope!
look who did get it instead as a result
Curse of Brown still in full working order
Ashton will fit right in. She has never stood for election to any public office in her entire politcal career.
In about 10 years time when the EU falls apart or more likely implodes due to running out of other people’s cash, we’ll be shaking our heads in disbelief we actually took these people seriously.
I really wonder what the average yank feels about having a president and a foreign minister announced over dinner — “and you guys call yourselves democrats, right?” They must be laughing their socks off.
What’s the big deal?
Baroness Scotland will make sure she isn’t prosecuted, and even if she is, a pet magistrate will give her 3 points £500 fine and tell her to pay for the damage to the third party.
End of.
I see The BBC got their mug shots mixed up on the news tonight. Whilst reporting on Harmans little local difficulty they showed some footage of that other suspected criminal Tessa Jowell who lived in a house paid for by money which was the proceeds of crime.
One For The Irish ! To Be Sung At All Future French International Matches To The Tune Of The French National Anthem( The Marseillaise)
A frenchman went to the lavotry
just to have a fucking good shit
He took his coat and his trousers off
so that he could revell in it
But when he reached for the paper
he found that someone had been there before
“Ou Est Le Papier ?
“Ou Est Le Papier?
Monsieur Monsieur Je Fais Manure !
“Ou Est Le Papier ?
Woolarse is an arse!
I see they have developed a female version of viagra on the back of an anti depressant which doesnt actually work. Seems women precribed this pill during trials reported increased sex drive but no change to their moods. So there you have it a pill that will give you the ride of your life but a severe talking to all the way through it !!!!
I can’t wait.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/6609018/MPs-expenses-David-Curry-quits-as-standards-chief-over-new-Telegraph-disclosures.html
Three quarters of the way thru’ and it seems that the panel, DD and the whole audience have ganged up on that hapless buffoon Woolas. Someone put him out of his misery, it’s just not a fair fight.
Woolarse must be the most stupid and irritating man in the Labour Party but there’s a lot of competition.
My money’s on Sir Stuart Bellend.
He needs some of McBust’s Drugs to spark some fucking life into the boring c*nt !
Did the public ever find out why they paid for Fill Woolarse’s tampons?
I’m actually going to stick up for Woolarse here.
Given the standard of Labour ministers at the moment, he is undoubtedly one of the better ones. I’d probably not vote for him but at least he contributes to the debate effectively. QT tonight was a good debate, rather than the PMQ-style slanging match it can often descend into.
I know it’s a low standard to be hold someone to, but I would much rather debate with him than with Broon, Mandlescum or Harperson, who just can’t believe that anyone might ever want to disagree with them.
Come to that matter, did the public ever find out what he did with the womens clothing they bought him?
Perhaps it was for Jo Lumley as a thank you for dictating his policy to him live on TV whilst he nodded it all in.
Err…. Steve, that’s because he’s just fucking dumb.
Van Rompuy = Smeagol.
He’s got my preciousness, the сunt.
Now I know who Phil Woolas is, a man who makes van Rumpy seem positively scintillating!
Before They Paraded “Rumpy Pumpy” Infront of the Media They Should Have Got The Hostel Staff To Cut His Fucking Hair ! Scruffy C*nt !
Wow that Ashton woman’s even uglier on telly than I imagined from her photos… a real Rosa Klebb…
Or is that the plan? Get the other negotiating parties to agree to anything just so they won’t have to look at the abomination across the table. I’m sure the reporter was having a dig as he mentioned “face-to-face meetings” and a “dark horse” winning the race for foreign minister.
The Tories respond to the terrible Queen’s speech.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00nyfcf/Queens_Speech_Broadcast_2009_Conservatives_2009/
Claire Shortarse For Tory Party Leader ! She Is Ripping Labore A New Arse Hole Tonight !
Is Woolass sat on the floor on QT or is he really a short-ass git!!?
Slotgob learns that she’s not going to be Madame Presidente after all
http://i968.photobucket.com/albums/ae161/peekaysee/GlumCherie.jpg
What did you expect from a Labour politician – it’s “Do as I say not as I do” with them.
I want to know if Diane Abbott claims clothing allowances ? if so she should be investegated for fraud as she wears the same fucking outfit every week on the “Brillo ” Show !
She looks gutted, eyes like piss holes in the snow. Hee hee…
fuck me you’d need a whaler’s fleshing knife for that fat useless bitch…
FOR SALE ! One Partially constructed presidential palace Lots of extra’s Furniture, carpets curtains, etc (still in the packaging) Good Reason for sale (Failed job application) Would suit any prospective EU President (Especially a short arsed scraggy haired nobody from belgium !) Contact Tony or Cherie !
Oner assumes the defence will be that the law against mobile phones is only for the little people and she was on vital Government business chatting to the Fees office about her last claim
Gordon missed a trick. He should have nominated Harriet. It would also have been better for her as they drive on the right over there too.
BREAKING NEWS:
‘Mobile Phone Driving Law to be Repealed‘.
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There is insufficient evidence to proceed.
I feel sorry I called her when she was driving. We were only exchanging baking tips.
‘I’m Harriet Harman – you know where you can get me…’
By the throat, perhaps?
McBust says he has confidence in Manhater-Harperson.
Clear your desk Hattie!
Who the hell does this woman think she is? Makes my blood boil!!!
She was obviously worried about bsby Brooklyn
What’s curious is that Harman is being charged with driving without due care & mobile phone use, but apparently not with the (more serious) charges of leaving the scene of an accident and failure to exchange insurance details.
The first two offences will be knocked down to fixed penalties assuming she is even convicted. The latter would require appearance at Magistrates Court.
Nice work if you can get it isn’t, being Politician? I doubt if any of us proles would be spared the full extent of the law if we crashed into someone’s parked car whilst using a mobile, and then fucked off without hardly a pause long enough to shout our name at the other party.
Can see where Harriet is leading us with her Equality Bill adding more and more control over normal British life. They – NuLab – are trying to inflict as much damage on this country as they can before getting tossed out of office.
http://www.ccfon.org/view.php?id=906
Has anyone else noticed that in the photo above she looks as though she is about to do business with a kerb crawler?