Guy News Special :
Fact Checking Labour’s Party Political Broadcast
The Labour blogosphere campaigned to make an internal party YouTube hit “Against All Odds” their Party Political Broadcast. With a little bit of help from Bad Al Cambell, John Prescott and Twitter Czar Kerry McCarthy it was used as a cheap and cheerful official broadcast last night. Congratulations to Ellie Gellard, the teenage tornado of Twittering who led the campaign.
The Guy News reporting team of Emily Nomates and Tory Bear have produced a special cheap and cheerful fair and balanced report. Warning: may contain humour.
The words ‘fact’ and ‘Labour’ don’t usually occupy the same sentence…
It really is pure 1984. It’s on a par with Kim Jong Il claiming to have invented manned flight.
It’s beyond parody. Emily Pankhurst banned from joining the Labour party ‘cos she was a woman? Yet Labour claims credit for the universal franchise and women’s votes?
No doubt The Mirror and The Guardian will be running a similar story lampooning the outright lies.
Someone will even now be pushing the documents into a shredder
Shredder…??
You ain’t seen me, right?
Ah.. so that’s what the noise in the background was… I just thought nomates had left the tumbledryer on.
we wouldn’t have fought facism without the Labour party? Er, not quite.
so what about Bernard Shaw and others on the ‘intellectual left’ with their criminal adulation of Stalin, the most gruesome fascist of all?
and what does J K Rowling’s rejection letters prove? She only got accepted once we had a Labour government?
The Labour Party consistently opposed re-armament in the years before 1939. If they had had their way, we might have fought ‘fascism’ but we would very quickly have lost. It is more likely, though, that the Labour Party would have gone along with its Soviet ally in making an alliance with Hitler.
Without Stalin the defeat of the Nazis would have been unlikely.
Hahaha
Without the Labour Party it would have been certain.
Without Stalin the fascists would never have been in the position they achieved. His help was vital. And never forget that the difference between fasism and communism is the same as the difference between death by garotting or death by hanging.
The Wehrmacht was minced on the Russian front.
The Communist Party of GB ordered its members not to fight the Battle of Cable Street against Mosely’s Fascists. It recanted when the order was comprehensively ignored. Sorry – it ‘set up a review’.
To be fair under fascism the state does not take ownership of the nation’s enterprises, land and assets but leaves it in the hands of oligarchs and monopolistic capitalists, whereas under communism the capitalists and monopolists are dispossessed, isn’t it?
On a similar point, if Labour had won in 1983 and disarmed the UK we’d all be talking to each other in the woods waiting for a Soviet patrol to trundle past.
It amazes me that lefties still take some kind of vicarious pride in the Soviets’ WW2 achievements as if it reflects at all well on them.
The Wehrmacht was indeed minced on the Russian front.
The supplies sent by Britain and the US certainly helped but not nearly so much as the fact that Britain supplied the Soviets with decoded German battle plans for the battle that really swung it – Kursk.
A classic battle pitting the Germans’ mobile panzers against dug-in Russian tanks.
A victory for Soviet equipment and tactics – except that the Russkies would not have been dug in there at all had they not known exactly where the Germans planned to strike.
The Russian soldier fought ferociously throughout the war. He had very little choice given the Soviet commissars at the rear waiting to shoot him if he retreated and the fact that it very quickly became known how the Nazis treated beaten enemies.
Unlike Britain (and France) the Soviets went to war for no-one but themselves and had been more than happy to calve up eastern Europe with the Nazis.
It is worth noting that Russian soldiers were able to throw off party discipline and even make jokes about Stalin during 43 and 44, only to have it reimposed (through numerous executions) as victory neared.
What are lefties like baiter trying to prove when they go on about the Russian/Soviet victory?
Enlighten us Baiter – are you trying to highlight an alleged achievement of “the left” or just trying to run down this country by denigrating our war effort?
Not to mention Oswald Mosley was a minister in a Labour government.
Yes, but prior to that he had originally been a Conservative, before drifting to independent and then attracted to the Labour Party
Think what might have been if he defeated Chamberlain in Birmingham
Not to mention Neville Chamberlain was the Prime Minister of a Conservative government.
Not to mention that Churchill was a Conservitude then a Liberal then a Conservitude and until 1938 thought Hitler was lovely and that Britain should have someone similar, isn’t it?
But Nev was not a member of the Labour Party then a National Soclialist, unlike your dear Osie.
ask yourself why Pankhurst’s Women’s Franchise League was considered such a radical organisation since in addition to women’s suffrage it supported equal rights for women in the areas of divorce and inheritance. It also advocated trade unionism and sought alliances with socialist organisations
ask the Sun about recent spelling mistakes
ask what an all Party Unity Government means along with Churchills Conservative-Liberal-Conservative again gymnastics
ask Mrs Thatcher what she thought about ‘terrorist’ Nelson Mandela
ask your favourite neocons like Palin what she thinks about ‘friend of terrorists’ Obama
ask Gideon Osborne and Hague about ‘coming from behind’
then ask yourself why you don’t simply put ‘Official Conservative Blog’ at the top of this site instead of all the pretence
Brown’s shit but I don’t remember you scrutinising Cameron’s broadcasts in anywhere near this forensic detail
Here’s something radical. How about asking why such lies are knowingly produced in this clip, why the vid doesn’t begin to touch on the social horrors inflicted on this country over the last 12 years and why this Government remains fixated on remaining an opaque Administration, wilfully ignoring the real problems faced by the poor, the young and the old.
because Brown’s shit
the clue was in the words ‘Brown’s’ and ‘shit’
I could care less if Guido and his chums have to do CCO’s work for them if they jut did the same thing to Cameron once in a while
otherwise it’s pure partisan blogging
at least the likes Iain Dale is honest about it
No lies in the broadcast . Twisting by Emily and Tory Boy.
Because it was made by someone who knew nothing about it.
Here’s something radical. Wrap a noose around your neck, attach the other end to the rafters and have a dangle. For the revolution!
Comment of the week.
Here’s something even more radical.
Find a proctologist with the skill to tie a strong enough rope round your neck and head which is clearly lodged firmly up your anus.
Then he can tie the other end to an elephant and see if it can pull your head out of your arse without you then lodging your turnip like noggin right up the elephants ringpiece.
Have fun. For the Bullingdon Boys!
Revolutionary Dangle.Threatening proxy violence will get you nowhere jealous are you?Agree WEAK Comment.
There’s nothing more terrifying the a twatty little Toryboy trying to put on a tough guy persona on the internet
No, not terrifying.. hilarious! that’s the word
Thank you, thank you, I’m here all week.
My mistake, there’s nothing more hilarious than a twatty little Toryboy pretending he isn’t being mocked for his fuckwittery.
I’m honoured, HGF. Truly.
It would be nice if there was something constructive you could harness your anger into. Like a vow of silence.
‘constructive’ and ‘anger’ from the little toryboy who went into a strop and advocated hanging in a childish fit of pique ?
Self-awareness just another one of those things you lack like a sense of irony and humour ?
You could harness your rage into coming up with better replies
Or failing that don’t dish it out if you can’t take because I’m not about to be silenced by some twat with delusions of grandeur
Strop? Who’s having a strop here? Protip: it’s the little Labour activist wailing about delusions of grandeur.
You are Ed Balls and I claim my five quid.
Erm…votes for women over 30, or married, were brought in by a Liberal government. Votes for unmarried women over 21 were brought in by the Conservatives.
Liberals and Conservative had consistently opposed votes for women Forced to give in by pressure from First World war and umpteen petitions. They knew that they would be out of office for a while if the franchise was extended.
I think the performance of women in parliament, Blair’s babes and Batty Hattie in particular, is a very good reason for removing the right of women to vote.
Spoken like a True Tory Toad.
Batty Hattie ain’t no wimmin
Tory Toad? Moi? I am hardly likley to support a party with all women short lists.
That comment from Skippy is a very good reason for removing his right to vote and from communicating with others. Moron.
Kim Jong Il claiming to have invented manned flight.
Nae, nae, – ah invanted yon flighty things.
an’ ah put up 57,000 million satellites eva’ munth!
an’ make the same number in tractors!
an’ ah suv’d tha wuld
Och aye the noo_Lie_Bore!!
I’ve just watched the real video on Youtube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOYlDmVB3tM) and was struck by the mendacious deception and spin – even more than usual. Torybear & EmilyNomates picked out the obvious mistakes and misrepresentations, but why on the day of the Queen’s Speech was so little time in the original broadcast devoted to the proposed legislation in the speech?
The whole thing smacks of telescreen broadcasts in Orwell’s 1984 (itself a warning of the dangers of socialism). The only sequences out of place there were the gratuitous use of footage of Mandala & Obama, in the hope that some of their (current) popularity would wear off on Labour.
FAIL
Wow. from ‘Things can only get better’ to ‘Against all odds’ in just 12 years. What’s the party theme song after May 10th then? The Smiths “Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now”.
I know we could have Dave’s theme tune with (likewise The Smiths) as “Stop Me If You Think You’ve Heard This One Before”.
Well done Guido.
Fucking shame the Tory party were asleep …Again.
That’s put me right off my Lunch. Enfield was spot on though.
L = Labour
L = Lies
Scans just as well.
Jack Straw did that accent change thing for real!
Ask anyone from Blackburn when he was starting out in the 80′s – he changed it *exactly* like that depending on if he was in Lancashire or London.
Straw was always a cu’nt though
typical untrustworthy lawyer-politico and let Pinochet scuttle off
Yes, cracking Guy News Guido. We really have to watch these bastards every minute of the day. Keep up the good work – and let’s hope DC and his pals might learn a thing or two in the process (some hope I’m afraid).
I’m fed up with watching them.
They will never recant, never surrender and never say sorry.
So what do you suggest we now do?
Burn the fuckers?????????????????
very similare to this chris morris classic…
http://tinyurl.com/4leszg
“The Labour Party wouldn’t know fact if it were walk right up to them and kick them in their collective crotch”
Simple.
You are quite mistaken.
They have always known, all along, for more than 100 years, exactly exactly what they were doing, and we simply didn’t take them seriously at the correct time, and do what was needed.
It’s too late now.
It is never too late. Ask an East German or a Czech.
I wish I thought you were right this time.
But I do remember quite clearly, in the (very very) early 90s, while over in CZ a lot as I was, my friends there being very depressed and pessimistic about their liberated future. I told them “FIVE YEARS and you will be free and rich!” Theye didn’t believe me and so we just drank some more Moravian wine and comiserated together, as I tried to cheer them up.
I also told them “THE EU is NOT your friend”, but they wouldn’t believe that either.
And while we’re about it, wasn’t there some footage of Oswald Mosely in there? That would be the same Mosely who was a minister in Ramsay MacDonald’s 1929 Labour government, wouldn’t it?
Now remind me, what happened to him?
Lots of mistakes in the spoof broadcast Emily Nomates et al. Firstly Emmeline Pankhurst was a member of The Independent Labour Party.Secondly It was the Independent Labour Party which was the ONLY political party that campaigned for women’s suffrage.There was a large demonstration organised by the socialists in 1914 in support of votes for women.The Tories and the Liberals continued to oppose votes for women. In 1918 Lloyd George finally had to give in because of post war pressure. This then led to the first minority Labour Government.In 1924 the Minority Labour Government continued to introduce bills to bring in Voting for all women. All were opposed by the Tories and the Liberals.
The tone of the Guidogram spoof broadcast is sickening and the plummy voices of the presenters echo the satirical lampooning of the working class which this blogsite relishes. I thought last night’s broadcast was inspirational and I shall be voting labour once more .
Thanks
Hahahaha
Inspirational, as in what inspired Burgess and Maclean.
Hahahaha.
Don says “Firstly Emmeline Pankhurst was a member of The Independent Labour Party.Secondly It was the Independent Labour Party which was the ONLY political party that campaigned for women’s suffrage…
Funnily enough it was also this Independent Labour Party (latter day Militant Tendency) which refused her membership at branch level though not nationally, allowing her in eventually.
So Ms Nomates point still stands (particularly as the ILP was one of the founding organisations of the Labour Party) and the inaccuracy is minor, unlike the propaganda of this film which was deliberately intended to obfuscate and ignore nuliebore’s record by delving into a past which every cabinet member and 90% of MPs would happily disown. Dennis Skinner might not but your inspirational PM would certainly do so.
So why did she end up in the Conservative party?
Emmeline Pankhurst did join The Tories in later life when she had finished campaigning. This was a response to the rise of Bolshevism in Russia. All her campaign years were spent as a socialist.
But not as a member of the Labour Party.
Oxford Don? History man? Tell me this isn’t the kind of hoon who is still teaching our students – not in Oxford at least.
Hellooooo Mr Don. That’s Labour you’re claim you have been inspired to vote for – the lies party, the war party, the we’ll-adopt-any-policy-for-a-million-quid party, the let-in-three-million-immigrants-without-admitting-it party, the your-grandchildren-will-be-paying-for-our-debts party, the sell-out-to-EU party, the betrayal-of-trust party.
But you are going to vote for them because they make a good video.
We’ll put you down as a “Don’t Know”.
Not at all Know that I will be voting Labour.
Me: ‘Crucification?’
You: ‘Yeah. I know the way. Out of the door. One cross each.’
So the litany of lies deceit and corruption, expenses, sale of peerages, broken promises on a referendum etc. over the last twelve years, not to mention an illegal war, leaves your enthusiasm for another five years of Stalinist rule undimmed?
Enjoy your vote, the way things are going it may well be your last.
the choice is clear
Blu-labour or Nu-Labour
couldn’t be more different
Twat!
Half of Oxford has always kowtowed to the social-fascists, where were those famous spies foundled if not in the cradles of Oxford – so OxDon you’re welcome to keep on voting for your luvverly liebour parteh of authoritarian traitors .
“I will be voting Labour” = the polical equivalent of self-harming and just as fucking barmy.
Oxford Don wrote:
“I will be voting Labour.”
Don’t get your hopes up!
Extremely poor grammar and punctuation for an “Oxford don”.
Glad you enjoyed it OD.
Guido Fawkes comments on grammar and punctuation.Perhaps OD was echoing the standard of contributions on this site.However I found OD’s comments easy to read and full of interesting facts unlike some of the more inane contributions found here.
I am not usually a fan of the Labour Party but after watching ‘Against all odds’ I am still not.
Pity we could do with someone like you.
Why are you insulting Mike Naylor? What has he ever done to you?
You might be from Oxford (shame on you) but I don’t think “Oxford Don” is your name.
Last night’s broadcast was dubbed into Jock across the border. How inspired is that? Splendid targeting of the demographic!
The Independent Labour Party of which Oswald Mosely was a member? That ILP?
Oswald Mosely was a member of the Conservative Party until 1924 .He then proceeded to join various parties including IPL He was a Rogue.
When in the Tories he campaigned on a platform of socialist imperialism. Odd man.
like Palin! lol
Oswald was a nice boy until his mum dropped him on his head.Just like the Nuliebor dimwits.Except that nice Mandy man.
Labour was the only party to give ministerial office to the founder of the British Union of Fascists.
Whatever the Independent Labour Party was Oxford Don, it ‘aint; now, as 12 years have shown. The Labour Party is a vampire who has taken over the socialist corpse: it kills young soldiers, steals from the poor, desimates the pensions of the old, and corrupts all it looks at. You might vote for it, but the rest of us are going to stick a bloody great stake through it’s evil heart, to save our children!!
There are many things Rose does not know.
One thing she does know now is that the Guido moving pictures and sound presentation was littered with inaccuracies, is banal and is not funny.
Hahahaha
You really think a Guido video, accurate or not, is going to sway anyone’s voting intentions.
We’ve had twelve years to assess the performance and aims of New Labour.
Vote for them? I would not deign not p**s on them.
Dimwit don’t be so condesending.
Hahaha
Poor Rose wilting already.Go to yoga to heal your breakie breakie heart. I love Labour and will continue voting for them .
Warm Scum
This will be the last time you will be voting for the shite. This is the high water mark of socialist scum. From now on Hell is your destination
Piss on you all
Well said Rose! It beggars belief that there are still some out there who would vote Labour. As for that rotten PP Broadcast – it was all about the past, the distant past and inaccurate at that. Where were its hymns to praise for the last few years? There weren’t any, because there is nothing to praise and plenty, plenty to condemn!
You’re from the Oxford mafia, right?
Hahaha,, what a shallow c’unt that makes you. For a Don, you’re easily fucking fooled aintcha???
(New) Labour are the worst, most crooked government the UK has ever had – fact.
You see, ‘Labour’ and ‘fact’ DO go together.
Well maybe not a fact. Was not the parliament of the “Rotten and pocket boroughs” in 1832″ pretty corrupt?
Was not the Thatcher years more destructive to communities and also war mongering,financially inept.Black Wednesday,Falklands,Miners Strike etc etc etc
Thatcher years warmongering? come of it! There was only one war – after an evil dictatorship had invaded our sovereign territory, the Falkland Islands. Blair was the most warlike PM we have had since the 19th Century – wars in Sierra Leone, Kosovo, Iraq and Afghanistan to name a few – he was a liberal interventionist in the mould of Palmestone and other 19th Century imperialists.
I spit on evil ZaNuLab who have betrayed thoroughly and completely the English working classes they were supposed to represent.
Labour = EVIL!
Only because Thatcher all but sent an invite to Galtieri to invade the Falkland islands. It worked, he invaded and she got re-elected, unlikley to have happened without the war. Just like Balir, she has blood on her hands.
In a word, Warm Scum…….
No.
Not compared to the trail of shit and destruction your bunch are leaving behind them!!!
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/dc4ffc40-d48c-11dea935-00144feabdc0.html?nclick_check=1
This is worth reading !!
Just shows how effective the GF web site is – put an FT article link on – went back to check it worked – the FT has Server Overload !!
Impressed or what?
Hmmm… http://www.parliament.uk/
It still has server overload 11 hours later. I would suggest it is more to do with the efficiency of the web site than Guido’s influence, mighty as that is.
It is no news that ZaNuLieBor lie, nor is the scale any longer in doubt.
It’s what they do!
Actually check the facts,no lies really just twisting by Guido and Co.
Fisherman’s friend has a real problem.
Guidiot the Big Oaf has goofed again.
Hahaha
I believe Emily Nomates could quite easily be greeted with perhaps a toot toot, pip pip and may be even a ding dong.
Wouldn’t it be wise to get Gordon the hell away from any broadcast from now until the end of time?
Excellent – great spot on the accidental truths about the economy.
P.S. The OECD have today given the government another kicking about the economy. Have you noticed the similarity between Gordon’s plan to legislate a deficit reduction and Lloyd’s IOU’s in the film Dumb and Dumber?
So, is that what the white working class look like.
The people who made Labour and who are now an embarassment except in sepia on a party political broadcast.
I gotta say Guido, all the vids so far have been utter toss but this one was quite good. Looking less studenty and amateurish helps.
But Mark & Rich are still rubbish.
I’m still going to vote J K Rowling as the greatest ever Scotsman.
Seriously.
Bubbles, you are and will always be my greatest ever Scotsthingy.
That’d be the Joanne Rowling who was born and brought up in Gloucestershire, studied in England, moved abroad, and only moved to Scotland in 1993 to be near her sister and study for a PGCE so she could get a a teaching job…
Great broadcast some very useful facts, what a decitfull shower of shit NL are.
Meanwhile on another note:
Looks like Tory Bear has the makings of a good BBC interviewer by the way he kept interupting the devine Emily.
Not devine at all Little Tory Troll ugh.
Ok you take Jaqui Smiff, and I (if I were lucky enough) would take Miss NoMates, that way everybody’s happy. Fair enough. Oh and ‘Rambo’ don’t mention your videos (bit of a sore point) too misogynist and violent, and you might end up with a double handed attack with her and old H. Hardpornperson.
fawkes the day labour tell the truth is the day they are let back in the comunity after 50 years in a straight jacket
I want Tory Bear to die a long, slow painful death.
Is that bad ?? For fuck’s sake, why are you giving him more airtime ??
Is it because he is cheap ?? Is it because he is an arse-licking sycophant ??
Or is he giving you free blow jobs ?? Or a combination of all three ??
Please please please – tell him to get on his bike, go down the road and RIDE…
Bit harsh, I think he does a decent job.
more emily less tory bear.
top boy has spoken: no appeals will be heard.
“Top Boy”
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=top%20boy
Which one are you??
FRANKO YOU ARE MY BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SILLY SLAG!
DANCE FAT BOY SHAKE YOUR FAT ASS YOU CRIPPLE!
MAKE TOP BOY LAUGH YOU FAT USELESS FUCK
HOBBLE FASTER CRIPPLE FASTER YOU RETARDED BITCH!
you will learn your place here frank, you will learn some manners.
good slag.
well we know you’re the rimmer
Judging by the response to #78, methinks the trolls at Zanulabia HQ haven’t had their meds yet today.
Judging by your response methinks the trolls at bullingdon-bumchums HQ haven’t had their meds yet today.
To MinorPillock from Minekiller…
I wouldnn; know Mr Troll as I am not a Tory or member or or ex-member of any political bum-chum club, like for example the arsefuckocracy of the Labour party.
Hate Emily. Problem with calling yourself top boy . Why Bother TWAT.
don’t care.
fuck off then.
Young Emily and TB (are they a couple?) perhaps should get a refund on their no doubt expensive education since in their piece on the fascist threat they missed out that we have the Labour Party to thank for the rise of Oswald Mosley. He was of course a Labour MP before founding the blackshirts.
Just as we have today’s Labour Party to thank for the rise of the BNP.
Minister without portfolio in Ramsay Macdonald’s government because he was Mac’s friend.
He was a member of the Conservative party until 1924 . He then joined various parties ,an opportunist if ever there was one. Socialists opposed the fascists and died in the cause.
Would they be those socialists who fought in the Spanish Civil War? Whose wonderful caring Socialist allies were responsible for the Red Terror?
The same socialists who did nothing about Hitler until he double-crossed his murdering pal Uncle Joe. Did nothing hell–the fucking Soviets helped the Nazis in the days before 1942. Don’t preach your leftist shit here.
What happened to the sound?
Samantha & I pissed ourselves laughing at that Guido
Did you know
Statistically, 7 out of 3 people can’t do maths
7 out of 3 postal votes are for Labour…
And of course the Facist in the film is Oswald Moseley who was an MP for, err, the Labour Party!
In that Guy News piece Emily appears to be rather naughtily underdressed beneath her jacket. Shades of Tiffany’s Big City Tips……..
Pankhurst or Nomates?
The later of course.
I don’t mind if she’s Nomates. I have a pack of three ribbed all ready to go.
You animal, animal.
There is a Pankhurst descendant who is a lecturer at Bradford University. Trust me, you’d prefer Nomates by a mile or two.
Mosley was Labour.
Very good point!
Mosely led the “Battle of Cable Street” – but was also a Fabian but also:
“Mosley then made a bold bid for political advancement within the Labour Party. He was close to Ramsay MacDonald and hoped for one of the great offices of state, but when Labour won the 1929 general election he was appointed only to the post of Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster, de facto Minister without Portfolio, outside the Cabinet.
Cable Street – Labour versus Ex Labour
Mosley was a Labour minister and then founded the New Party.2+2=4.
Mosely was an opportunist who was a Conservative until 1924 then joined various parties. He was a rogue.
Is that the only fact you have? It’s about the 10th time you’ve trotted out the same bit of shit. Maybe he was Tory until 1924, but after that he all Labour!
Bit like Blair
Bit like Shaun Woodward.
A bit like Blair really, an opportunist, whose politics are whatever will make him money.
Labour made him a Minister.
No-one else. Only Labour.
ha fucking ha ha ha ha, Labour are a tumble dryer full of shit
I like it hot. What you doing later?
Mandelson is a Tory Stooge
TORY BEAR SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PASTY PARTISAN C’UNT!
we want to listen to Emily Nomates.
and look at her jacket.
Still no meds issued at ZanuLabia HQ so far today….
minekiller, do not insult the readers’ intelligence.
everyone knows the great thick as thieves is independent of political parties.
DOH! you STUPID SCUM TORY.
if that is the best you can come up will then you will have to fuck off.
you fucking useless c’unt.
Thazz funny…so am I….I am honoured you describe me as a ‘STUPID SCUM TORY”(I like the upper case for emphasis BTW
)….but I regret to inform you I have never voted Tory IN MY LIFE (Upper case for emphasis, of course).
…And no I don’t insult the readers intelligence since in cases like yours, there isn’t much to insult. If I wanted to do that, I could go to CiF.
have you taken the meds yet?
so you are new labour you c’unt.
fucking knew it.
BRILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jonah has just backed Stacey for the X Faxctor!
Oh no. She is my favourite!
She WAS your favourite
Surely a better tune would be ‘Big Deal’ ?
Slightly better video this time Guido. Keep improving if you can. I’m not asking for them to be adult rated – just suitable for adults. Yes definite improvement.
We do puerile here. You want the Telegraph.
What, for even more puerile?
What, for even more Guido rimming?
What a brilliant Fisking.
Perfect for elevenses.
Thanks all.
Brown obviously feels that it’s important to appear on a serious political programme this morning after the Queens Speech like “This Morning” on ITV to give his pearls of wisdom to the British Public about such crucial matters as who he thinks will win “X Factor”. This man is a complete and utter joke !!!!!!!!
Now look when we win the next General Election the following will form part of the cabinet
Simon Cowell,Louis Walsh,Danni Minogue,Cheryl Cole
It is no co-incidence that they are X Factor judges and I intend to appoint Jedward as Ministers without portfolio.
Dave Cameron seems to have lost the plot and just can’t identify with the electorate any longer.
X-Factor judges to be in Brown’s cabinet?
The plans were lashed by Conservative leader David Cameron, who labelled it a “complete con”.
We have recuited Susan Boyle (remember her?) to spearhead our election campaign
Top that one Gord !!!
I’m more of a “Strictly” man myself -” Hilly” loves my “American Smooth” and I am appearing in a guest role in “The Simpsons” next year ahead of my leadership campaign …..so there !!!!!
Gordon McDoom IS Susan Boyle. Well known fact. Keep up.
Will Kirstie Allsopp find a new location as a Tory peer in the House of Lords?
Kirstie Allsopp could become a Tory peer under plans to ‘sprinkle some stardust’ on David Cameron’s top team.
The TV presenter is being lined up as one of the potential specialist peers who could join a Cameron administration if the Tories win next year.
Miss Allsopp, who hosts the property show Location, Location, Location for Channel 4, already advises the Tories on housing policy but could take on a more formal role.
She said she would not want to be a peer ages ago
Over to Phil Spencer then !!!!
yep, she turned Dave down
amusing stuff
Actually if he could just allocate his time to musing about thicko TV shows and not destroying the UK, we’d all be better off.
The twins also have the backing of Conservative leader Mr Cameron who said: ‘You only need to watch a few minutes and suddenly, 40 minutes later, you’re still nailed to your chair’
Exactly
[...] Just chanced on this stuff which Guido Fawkes has done [...]
Labour tell lies?? OMG what next………well I never spotted that, lies, lies and more damn lies??
The Labour Party. Weren’t they resisting all attempts at rearmament in the 1930s, no doubt bowing to Stalin’s orders to the unions? Maybe my memory is shot.
Hmmmmm…. many joining the Commie Party and others involved in treasonous activities, however Left = Good and Right = Bad…
Yes, and they only desisted from industrial action and lobbying their members not to join the armed forces on Stalin’s orders after June 1941 when Operation Barbarossa was launched. Previous to this you may all recall, the Soviets (and thus their client parties around the world including the UK) and the Nazis were allies as a result of the Ribbentrop-Molotov Pact.
Funny how the Labour broadcast failed to mention that they only began standing up to Fascism after the erstwhile allies of the Fascists told them to.
Shame they missed the point about the Soviet Union heavily infiltrating the Labour Party. They didn’t fight Communism, they were in bed with it.
Exactly……some still there methinks !!
Good one Guido, Is there no end to the incompetent, mistake riddled and slap dash rubbish they spout reminiscent of the legislation they keep passing. After 12 years of New Labour we now have a generation reaching voting age ‘educated’ by these people, is that another hidden agenda?, one would have to be thick to vote in this lot again.
well they’ve getted my vote and thats for shure
Well done Guido. Rowling for Scottish Secretary of State?.
I’m just finishing off my acceptance speech.
Then I’ll show it to the Missus for approval.
But look, – let’s face it, – I deserve to be the Big Cheese (no EUSSR pun intended) – becos’ – y’kno – I’m worf it.
Innit.
And I’m a straight kinda guy.
No dice son, even a Belgian clown is preferred to you and very fitting for the role of President of that organisation.
I think that is unfair to Mr.Blair after the sacrifices he made for the country.
Feel quietly smug that Ireland is out of the world cup.
It just goes to show what happens if you trust the EU to play fair.
You Frog loving bastard.
Oh dear,
unless you can find Brown wishing the Ireland team good luck then bang goes your little curse of Brown meme
Yes, of course:
All sporting fixtures result in a tie unless McDoom intervenes….
I still think they should be forced through an many replays as it takes to get them in….
Wish they’d had the referrendum tonight…
Entertaining stuff.
But haven’t you just nicked the best bits off a blog post from three days ago on the “Always win when you’re singing” blog?
A fisking of Labour schmaltz
http://sarabedford.com/blog/2009/11/a-fisking-of-labour-schmaltz/
For real belly laughs read Pat Butcher, aka Toynbee, in todays Gradiaun
Read it, stupid, stupid, stupid. On another planet.
Why did I waste two minutes of my life reading Toynbee’s fantasies? That woman speaks authoritatively about things she cannot know. As an example
“It’s not a gimmick to stop convalescents being bundled into expensive nursing homes where they stay for ever if intensive care at home can get them back on their feet. Cameron’s claim that the money comes from cutting other disability benefits is just plain not true.”
How can she know? And if she thinks that much is going to get passed without wholesale use of guillotines then she’s an even bigger fool than she already appears.
Looks like Mandelson has been showering the Labour Party with his pearls of wisdom again
surely you mean those little blobs of liquid shit darling? Goes everywhere doesn’t it!
The chief pig casting pearls of incomprehension at swine.
Aye, – ah sav’d the wuld ye kno,
An nuth’ns ma fult ye un’stn.
Cos ah’m vera vera spushul – an ah can dae nae wrong -
Me.
Good news at last – Kirkcaldy wants its Idiot back!
Please arrange for the Conservitudes to put this moving image with sound on the television for all to see.
Hahahaha
By the way where is Afghanistarn?
Is it anything to do with Afghanistan?
As in, is a heterosexual couple comprised of a man and a woman or a marn and a womarn?
Just asking, isn’t it?
is a heterosexual couple comprised of a man and a woman or a marn and a womarn?
You, of all people, should know the Noo_Lie_Bore nomenclature better!! What is the use of all my work these past years!!!???
It’s Min and Wimmin
Now then, – write it out 10000 times then come and see me privately.
So where’s Afghanistarn then?
Pakistan to the south, Iran to the West
29 – 38N & 60 – 74 E. isn’t it?
No, that’s Afghanistan as in man.
Where is Afghanistarn as in barn?
You should say “Does a heterosexual couple comprise a man and a woman” or “Is a heterosexual couple composed of a man and a woman”. ‘Comprise’ takes a direct object.
So where’s Afghanistarn then?
Hahaha
Up the kyber
Only the dumbfuck newlabour leeches could provide a shot of the fascist leader Oswald Mosely at the time he was an MP for the LABOUR PARTY.
Ooooh and didnt labour and their marxist union bosses fight tooth and nail against war with nazi Germany when the Soviets made their pact with nazi Germany, but hey minor details dont matter really do they? After all the average newlabour voter has the IQ of a stunned mullet, the last thing that matters to them are actual real facts.
Newlabour really shouldnt have brought Mr Oswald(labour minister)Mosely into political debate should they? I have a new election slogan for them.
Vote labour, the people who founded the labour party were a sleezy bunch of women hating fascist supporting traitors and national sellouts and nothing has changed in a hundred years, the modern newlabour labour party is still the natural home for bigots/crooks/liars/traitors/perverts/sellouts/thieves/racists and assorted fruitcake nutters, so vote newlabour and enjoy being led into hell.
You know it makes sense comrades.
In the pre war years, Churchill thought Hitler was lovely (a fact tat is well documented).
The British ruling class, that’s the big land owners, the same 100 families that now own most of the UK were all for cosying up to Hitler, isn’t it?
In the pre war years, Churchill thought Hitler was lovely (a fact tat is well documented).
Don’t bring me into this
Grat googly moogly, for example:
His (Churchill’s) political career revealed no firm political principles or ideology. He shifted in his party affiliations from the Conservatives to the Liberals and back to the Conservatives. He praised Mussolini and Hitler lavishly after their totalitarian programs had been fully established and their operations were well known. He said that if he had been an Italian he would have been a Fascist, and as late as 1938 he stated that if England were ever in the same straits that Germany had been in 1933, he hoped that England would find “her Hitler.”
Quoted from David Irving or some such re-writer of history, I suppose.
1.13,
if you enjoy posting comments here then you will take this advice:
do not steal my name.
final warning.
thankyou for complying.
is this better?
innit?
thankyou for complying.
you may go now.
I am Thick .
And how many Fabians thought Musso was *the* figure to emulate?
How socialists get off on smearing tories are friends of fascists is beyond me – you pricks invented the fucking deal.
What is the emblem of fascism? What is a fascio? A tied bundle of sticks…
It’s *collectivism*, isn’t it? That is what fascism is. That is *all* it is.
Thats it master Baiter when in doubt try to blame someone else eh? A typical socialist tactic is to ignore uncomfortable truths and start spreading the blame around, blaming someone else like a naughty child does not and never will diminish your own culpability will it?
How about not blaming everyone else and actually admitting the awful truth about the dark history of socialism, before you can critisise the tories and yes they have many skeletons, how about looking at your own partys wrongdoing?
nice of ole queenie to mention how joyous she was that ‘Her government’ had finally joined the country to Europe forever.
And jolly nice that labour did’nt mention that the real reason the countrys up poop creek is because of the cash flowing into europe on a one way basis.
Really what does england stand to gain from full european intergration
Please could somebody explain the benefits to me after all I am fecking paying for it………………………………….
O/T When do the polling stations open?
I’m anxious to cast my vote in the presidential election.
that democracy for you lol
It is a Scottish plot to destroy England you numbskull!
Great Vid!
OK, is it just me or are there others who can never see the videos that GF posts? All I ever get is a blank space where the video should be. Any computer geniuses out there care to help a poor befuddled old git? Or even just post some abuse to make me feel worse.
I should add it’s not just here but at other sites as well.
They’re not worth watching, unless except for fans of cringing.
Certainly not for one of ZaNu Laybuh’s most sycophantic luvvies. The problem for people like you is that these sort of videos relate to the realm that Champagne Socialists fear to enter – reality.
You much prefer the tractor stats the Gormless Clown dishes out weekly (or is that weakly?). You feel comforted that everything will be all-right, the debt will disappear, that the economic carnage is the fault of the Tories (or America) and, tomorrow, there will be Growth!
If you believe that, I have a fantastic investment for you. A friend of mine in Nigeria is looking to export around $50 million of cash left over from a Govt contract. Interested?
Guidiot the Big Oaf has goofed again, have a look at Oxford Don’s comment above, isn;t it?
Be honest though MB the present reality is so awful Labour have had to make a broadcast consisting of sepia films. Kinda like the conservatives using Spitfire footage and shots of the Dover cliffs.
Are you using the Brown Shitvision browser?
You may need to update/reload Flashplayer – go to http://www.adobe.co.uk and download free – it worked for me last week.
Try downloading and installing Adobe flash player ver. 9, just google adobe (make sure its kosher site) its free.
http://get.adobe.com/flashplayer/
ver 10 even better
Thanks to all for your help, it’s working perfectly now.
Master Baiter on the other hand can go fuck himself. Anyone who votes Labour is a wanker.
Anyone who says they don’t masterbate is a liar, or impotent or perhaps both?
Hahaha
Good, I’ll take a virtual rain check, PC World charge £60 quid.
Just watched the Brown at Obama Beach visit on You Tube again – still cannot believe that a British Prime Minister gets away with being booed at Arromanches.
What does it take to remove this vermin from our shores?
A double tap to the head and two to the heart.
Anyone would think the man is half blind.
He is though, fully deaf.
AND A PIECE OF SHIT
“It is the fighters and believers that change our world”
So terrorists and religious fanatics are OK. Labour supports them. They even got some into parliament.
Actually, it is the people of integrity, drive and understanding that have made more progress. Just having a vision of utopia is no reason for ever be able to achieve it.
“Rights for workers.”
A vast majority of the people just want the right to work. The rest just want the right to demand the rest work also.
“… creating new ones [jobs] in the green economy.”
Why fight for jobs in the green economy. Does that mean they agree it is a separate entity. We used to use the phase “is it economical”, now we have to just work out if it fits a legally recognised belief. Who exactly are they fighting against. Is it because they do not control anything in this country any more. So did they give away too many rights to have to fight to take just one piece back.
Fighting needs a enemy. Only mention is a party who is not even in power in any country. Or are they admitting they are fighting public opinion.
Let’s think laterally here:
The green agenda is critical right? We can’t afford wind turbines? We have millions of unemployed? – Easy give each one of them a windmill (those little wooden handled ones with a plastic spinner on the top)
As power demand peaks, send them to the top of the nearest hill. Instant power surge. Keeps them fit. Cuts unemployment. Gives the windmill industry a boost.
What are you waiting for Gordon?
Give every unemployed person an exercise bike attached to a generator. Dole is calculated on amount of energy produced.
Bike has biometric key so that only Dolee can pedal bike and not his/her 17 children.
Let’s think twatterly here
We have millions of unemployed? – Easy build lots of special ‘camps’, put the unemployed in and afterwards use their bodies as compost and sell the rest as cheap dog-food for a profit. Instant far-right vote winner! Cuts unemployment. Gives the building, gardening and pet food industry a boost.
What are you waiting for Dave?
Prescott did all the research
I enjoyed that. Good one.
“Warning: may contain humour.”
Fat chance. Oh you mean the Phil Collins bit (“Against all odds”, I see what you did there. Priceless.) or the sub- Sellar and Yeatman “history”?
It’s often been asked rhetorcially where we would be without the gift of laughter. Now we know.
warning: jimmy’s comments NEVER contain humour.
Guidiot the Big Oaf’s moving pictures with sound is cringe makingly banal and unfunny, isn’t it?
like the phil and mark cartoons then
*** CLAPS ***
Excellent, I watched it last night and thought how sickenly incorrect the whole thing was. Trouble is, there are Daily Mirror readers who will lap it all up believing it in full – even after watching this video!.
Personally, I hate this downturn. It’s worse than divorce! I’ve lost half my money and still have my wife!
Ampers
lost half your money?
what the fuck is going on here ampers for fucks sake? lost it behind the sofa?
you cannot have simply ‘lost’ such a large amount of money, it is not possible.
perhaps your wife has a cocaine habit that you are unaware of?
perhaps she is hiring escorts during the day to alleviate the boredom?
these are merely possiblities you understand. I have no hard evidence that she is spending all your money on crackcocaine and escorts, it’s just a hunch really but it is a real possiblity that perhaps you should investigate further.
y’know, for your own peace of mind.
happy to help.
Spin Machine in the Downward spiral.
Typical of the Labour lie machine and all those in it.
Gordon Brown – what an embarrassment – I cringe everytime his lying face appears on Television. How anyone can believe a word he says is beyond me.
Yep, those pictures of the odious creep with Obama make my sick.
All that money spent on G20, etc. just so the fat Scottish berk could be pictured alongside the US version of Tony Blair.
Counting the days until Labour are again banished to history, hopefully a lot longer than 18 years this time…
Enjoyable. Can’t help thinking you should have let the idiots use their version as a party political broadcast then released your reply. Would have done more damage to them.
“here’s to those who came from behind to win….”
Over a clip of Neil Kinnock.
WTF!!!!!!
He’s certainly ‘awwwwwwwwwright’ these days isn’t he?
What a fine champion of the working class…
Comfortable in the EU parliament with wife in the lords, both over paid with gold plated pensions. I’d call that winning!
I suppose we’re lucky they didn’t put an image of Mandelson up when talking about ‘coming from behind’…
Oh nooooo, I nearly vomited over that comment, such an odious creep of a self interest politician…
Would that be Neil “KGB” Kinnock?
Just the very mention of that family is enough to put me off my dinner!! Another odious family on the gravy train of excess without talent or life experience.
Would be interesting to see their expense claims covering the whole family.
Only thing positive to say is that they still have British passports…….or do they??
This hee-larious clip sums it up for me.
The thing about bloggers is, you’re a bit like 2 year-olds who are enormously pleased at being potty trained. “Look”, you squeal, “Look, I’ve written something. ON A SCREEN! IT’S NOT ON PAPER!”
“Look, it’s me, PRETENDING TO BE A NEWSREADER! I’VE MOCKED UP SOME PICTURES AND SOUND AND EVERYTHING!”
“I’m a blogger, I’m a blogger, I’m a blogger!”
Meanwhile the rest of the adult world looks up, sighs, says “Yes, well done” and gets back to the drudgery and futility of life.
Has anyone ever pulled an attractive girl on the basis of their ‘blogging exploits’? Says it all, doesn’t it? Oh, but I bet they’ve tried…at party conferences, at think-tank dos, leaning on a pillar, nursing a free glas of wine – “Well, actually, I’m a blogger…I met Guido Fawkes once…”
I exempt you from this bile, Mr Fawkes, because you’re a journalist, you actually get stories which disrupt the news agenda and make things happen. But for the vast majority of the rest? Spare me.
What has exposing the absurdity of Labour’s claims got to do with the attractiveness of bloggers?
I think you’d be happier here: http://www.guardian.co.uk/
HTH!
England won the Olympic Games, World Cup and the Ashes all in the same week, in 2012 its a fact
Could have pointed out that British Union of Fascists leader Oswald Mosely was a Labour Party Member (after falling out with the Tories and becoming converted for fabianism).
Also – working people do not become politicians, only grubbing bastards who want power over us do. Mostly hereditary politicians and upper class idiots – yes in the Labour Party too.
[...] Party Political Broadcast FAIL Guido helps the world to see that the Labour Party, when it runs out of policies, support and anything useful to do, resorts to [...]
I’m Labour and I can be accurate on historical matters. How about using brutal police tactics on the miners strike, having 3 million unemployed or 15% interest rates on mortgages – all under a Tory government or have you conveniently forgotten that?
1. Brutal police tactics? Did you see the footage from the G20? Incidentally, more coal mines have been closed under labour than the tories.
2. Unemployment now is in reality about 6 million. Youth unemployment is higher than ever.
3. High interest rates were a necessary evil in the face of the dire state of the economy that Thatcher inherited from Callaghan and Wilson. It is highly likely that we will see them again as the next government tries to fix the mess created by 12 years of Labour.
That’s the trouble with the left wing, you really don’t appreciate history. You just believe what your masters preach.
Listen my cement-headed friend, books are not your enemy. Stop thinking of the free handouts and start using that mass of dead material between your ears.
IHNL has given that poor anonymous a real thrashing.Dont worry anon.The wheels are falling off but your still trying to polish that turd.
Ooooh I know, how about the crooked NUM calling a strike without a vote? How about the chisseling NUM leaders thieving funds given by the UKs arch enemy of the time the USSR via the KGB?
How about the NUM executive lying to the miners about the real reasons for the strike and it had NOTHING to do with pit closures because a good deal was agreed with the government protecting most pits and jobs and that was a major reason why Scargill refused a ballot because the deal on offer was a good one?
How about the NUM scumbags stealing the bulk of the miners compensation fund via some very dodgy ambulance chasers and how about the NUM bigwigs feathering their pension nests while the ordinary miners got shafted?
My family bore the brunt of the secret order from the top to go after those miners who dared to demand a ballot before going on strike, sticks and stones may break my windows but we aint no scabs!
Take your fairy tales about who was to blame for the destruction of the mining industry and shove em up where the sun dont shine. Scargill wanted to destroy a democratically elected government on the orders of the KGB who needed a tory regime ousted so they could dominate the cold war, once a labour regime was installed the USSR could have ordered them to evict the US forces from the UK and so the USSR might well have won the cold war.
Scagill was a traitor to his country and a traitor to the miners he was elected to protect, one person was responsible for the destruction of the mining industry and his name is Scargill.
Right: after all the usual hot air and pointless point-scoring on this blog, the question is:
How can this tissue of lies be exposed effectively?
(Disregarding for the moment – and yes, the usual trolls will soon be spouting – that the level of education has dropped so precipitately that many people don’t know whether Mrs Pankhurst was the Fuehrer or whether Mr Hitler was a pop singer) How on earth can we get some sense into it all?
Can the Conservative Party produce a counter-blast? Will they?
Watch this space and hope, hope.
***Boulton: Blair’s bid over. Will be putting up Brooness Cathy Ashton for foreign post.***
She used to work for CND
Of course he’ll deny he ever wanted it, in the typical smarmy Blair fashion.
The production of that video was crap, the huim was unbearable.
But watching it without the sound off was better. Emily Nomates and Tory Bear at their most bearable: when you cannot hear a word they are saying! Any chance of a pin-up pic of Emily?
Good work Guido. What a bunch of c**ts!
Alistair Campbell= Dog returning to its own vomit !
Guido, I’m HoH and the mic background hum was terrible, not sure if TB or Emily Cor were mic’d up, or whether it was set on the table but could that be fixed.
Look it is hard enough work to keep ‘em sober.
You’d have thought the Labour party would know their Earnest Bevin from their Nye Bevan
Missed the Cable street lies:
http://www.toryoutcast.com/2009/11/yet-another-mistake-in-labours-against.html
Miss Nomates is hot, an chance of her telephone nmber?
That was utter bollocks. I thought that Tory Bear hoon was meant to be a Conservative Future dork? He looks old enough to be my dad. So does the other bloke.
I also noticed the Jarrow Crusade banner near the end of the broadcast. The Labour Party expelled the leaders of this march after it had taken place.
Well done Guido, Emily and Tory Bear for that hilarious expose of the scandalous reality underlying zanulabour’s spin!
they point out that Nelson mandela and Barrack Obama aren’t in the labour party, but for years when the tories backed apartied, Labour were fighting for Nelson Mandela, and look at all the tories who backed Mccain in the presidential election over Obama
Yeah lets criticise labour for making out they are closer to Mandela that the tories, The tories were well close to Mandela in the 80′s ‘the Young conservatives regualry wanted to hang him,
Thatcher called him a terrorist and how many other toires in the commons said they wanted the key thrown away