+++ Gordon X-Factor Dither +++
News just in that he is now backing Jedward after previously saying they were no good. He can’t even make his mind up about what music he likes…
UPDATE : According to the Sun, Gordon told This Morning how much he loves The X Factor today – but then embarrassingly got Danyl Johnson’s name wrong:
The Prime Minister was discussing the ITV1 hit during an interview on when he referred to the teacher as “Daryl”.
Go for it, Jonah, or should that be Leon?
Can someone please put this dithering fucking idiot out of his misery !
Labour = the mother of all financial fck-ups
Financial misconduct = Conservatives
Fine day Tonight = Fine day tomorrow.
O/T but news JUST IN.
I was looking up Van Rompuy’s record on Wikipedia (yeah, I know not an accurate resource), but according to wikipedia, Van Rumpoy IS confirmed as the new EU President!
:-
* Chairman of national CVP’s youth council (1973 – 1977)
* Member of national CVP’s bureau (1978 – )
* Member of the Belgian Senate (1988-1995)
* Secretary of State for Finance and for Small and Medium Enterprises (1988)
* Chairman of CVP (1988 – 1993)
* Deputy Prime Minister – Minister for Budget (1993 – 1999)
* Member of the Belgian Chamber of Representatives (1995 – )
* Minister of State (since 2004)
* President of the Belgian Chamber of Representatives (2007 – 2008)
* Prime Minister of Belgium (2008 – 2009)
* First President of the European Union (2009- …)
Yippee another fiver!
According to SKY news he has the support of a majority of the EU leaders.
Let me declare on this public forum that Van Rompuy will NEVER EVER be MY President. I do not recognise the position of President as having any jusrisdiction, nor authority. I do not consent to any EU authority.
The EU dictatorship can go fuck itself!
Actually Liebore has been in power the last 12 years – doh! So the financial misconduct we see is ZaNuLiebore’s. Also the fraud. Though more than 6 Liebores need prosecuting.
For God’s sake. Can nobody see that Gordon Brown shares the values of the British people? Leadership is all about the human touch and Gordon Brown is a towering massage parlour. What’s more, he is tackling important issues like Jedward because it is the RIGHT thing to do. To not tackle Jedward would be a failure of leadership and a betrayal of the British people. What is more important than spoon feeding us Aunt Bradshaw’s Recipe tinned shit on a saturday night…?
The twins knwon as Jedward also have the backing of Conservative leader Mr Cameron who said: ‘You only need to watch a few minutes and suddenly, 40 minutes later, you’re still nailed to your chair
For God’s sake. Can nobody see that David Cameron shares the values of the British people? Leadership is all about the human touch and David Cameron is a towering mssge parlour. What’s more, he is tackling important issues like Jedward because it is the RIGHT thing to do. To not tackle Jedward would be a failure of leadership and a betrayal of the British people unlike the Lisbon referendum. What is more important than spoon feeding us AuntBradshaw’s Recipe tinned shit on a saturday night…?
Interesting stuff Mr. News but please enlighten me further.
How many soldiers have died because David Cameron slashed the MOD budget and failed to properly equip the army? When did David Cameron start swelling the public sector to the point where it is ravaging our economy to the bone?
Whilst being in opposition, how has David Cameron managed to increase taxes to the point where it suffocates day to day living in this pseudo-socialist experiment of a country? How did David Cameron manage to erect over 4.2 million CCTV cameras without anyone noticing? And how did David Cameron, whilst in opposition, create a national debt that last week reached 59.2% of GDP?
How does it all work Mr. News? Or may I call you Twat?
@Crazy Jones, before Labour portrayed Cameron and Osborne as Jedward, I had done this picture of Blair and Mandelson tying it into Blair being kicked of the E-Factor. It is great to see Labour nicking my ideas. I have another one for them – call an election.
Another damn typo ‘off the E-factor’.
Note to self: Read your comments back before hitting submit.
How Thierry Henry wished he hadn’t answered that wrong number before last nights big match.
Nice one Ollie – do have a link!
Forget Jedward; look at me, I’m Dead Wood.
Hang at 12:
Can someone please put this dithering fucking idiot out of OUR misery!
If in my worst nightmare McGloom won the next election I think there is a pretty serious chance that someone will. I think he is probably living dangerously already.
I would love to shoot the fucking bastard and I’m a pacifist!!
Not an important issue banal and irrelevant like this blog site.
Your shift is over. Only one more day and you’ve got the weekend off.
Mr Draper?
You wish!!
STOP PRESS-HARPERSON TO BE PROSECUTED FOR USING MOBILE!!!YIPEEEEEEEE
She’ll get off, you can be sure of that.
Not difficult to check whether she was using her mobile at the time though is it?
hope so
Was it Brown calling her?
Well that’s them voted off this weekend then.
Probably. But there is one consolation: Not only does Gordon offer his support to the duo, he says he likes X-Factor as a whole. With luck that means the entire embarrassing spectacle will come to a crashing halt in the not too distant future.
So should Jedward start packing now?
Jedward and I ( Deadwood ) will be there till the bitter end to everyone’s utter amazement.
I see Harriot Harpic is being prosecuted for driving whilst on the blower and due care,
What about leaving the scene of an accident no charges there the offence is far too serious. One law for them + one law for us. THE BASTARDS
Well that’s them shot down for sure, poor boys.
Maybe that’s the plan – the same way as backing Blair for EU President.
News leaking out that Blair isn’t going to get the job.
He went from 2/1 favourite to 12/1 against.
Something must have happened to cause his odds to lengthen. If only we could find some clue as to what it was…?
They know that his soul belongs to the devil.
It’s not his soul I own, it’s his ahhhhsoul.
Well the good news is that Blair will NOT be the first EU President.
The bad news is that it will likely be someone who is even more of a Euro-fanaticist.
the favourite is the Belgian federalist Rumpoy. He would be a disaster.
And he wants a Euro tax. Fuck that.
Suggest Rumpoy Pumpoy googles Poll Tax Riots…
Jonah gave his backing to Baroness Cathy Ashton, the EU trade commissioner instead so there might be hope for Blair after all now that the Sadim Touch (Geddit??) has been lifted. Young Tony may well be feeling the mantle of history descending upon his slight shoulders now instead the halitosis stench of Broon breathing from behind him.
May it be that the cloak suffocates the preening, self important, arrogant, spawn-of-the-devil poppinjay
CIA???
Probably the same matter that Bush blackmailed him with to invade Iraq. I noticed that scared rabbit look was back in his eyes on Beeb 10 ‘o clock news last night. Nice to see.
Hahahahaha.
Cowell kept them in despite slagging them off becuase he knows they’re popular. Shit, but popular.
Same for Brown.
Except Brown is shit and unpopular.
yeah not clear. I meant he associates himself with them because THEY are popular.
I’m the most popular prime Minister in the Labour party.
Excuse me, what has shit ever done to you? Stop insulting shit by comparing it to Gordon Brown please.
I like to associate myself with anyone who appears to be popular. It is the Right Thing To Do. For that reason I can’t understand why my great friend Obama appears not to want to associate with me at my summit in January.
[Mental note to try phoning again later this evening]
Must phone my friends..must phone a friend..
GORDON Brown again announced how much he loves The X Factor today – but then embarrassingly got Danyl Johnson’s name wrong.
The Prime Minister was discussing the ITV1 hit during an interview on This Morning when he referred to the teacher as “Daryl
And this in a soft interview, what a useless wanker,
nah, you got it wrong
Gordon thinks he’s Daryl er Danyl er Tony Bliar er….of fuck it
…. and withing minutes Danyl has walked out in a strop because Simon Bowell has picked ‘the wrong song’ for him. It’s the curse oi tell eee! the curse!!
“He can’t even make his mind up about what music he likes…”
Music?
You beat me to it Gerald lol!! Music, wot music?
I’m sorry if I come across as a sickly pretentious WANK$R but of course that is what I am!!
Trying to set a high standard while possessing the lowest in return is what I do.
So there you have it-thick, as in “THICK AS A BRICK” and thieving because I keep robbing the readers of this forum any possible intellectual banter with my gutter like profanities!
And thats the truth-do forgive!
thief @ 5.06pm: I have clearly got right up the nose of tory HQ.
thankyou for letting me know.
that is excellent news. they always steal my name when I am really really pissing them off.
but if you steal my name again then you will be modded to fuck.
thankyou for complying.
Gutter profanities!
‘Ark at ‘er!
ah, it’s you MB.
you cretin.
Good afternoon, choo choo.
Go one TaT crush his fucking skull.
I am however a little confused over the payment you require for further tuition.
You quoted me a very reasonable £99.99 but then you ask me to send Dollars.
Is this a test? Have I passed?
I must not double space.
I must not double space.
That film last night was fucking horrible and was an affront to The Top Boy.
I must not double space…..
The attempted intellectual banterer spoofing thick as thieves ws from Conservitude Centraal Orifice, isn’t it?
thief@ 5.23pm:Hey I’m the fuckin thieve you Hoon of an imposter.How dare you take my good name?
If you do that again you’re for it-geddit?
Comment 30 is not from tory HQ.
I suspect Masturbator on his iphone whilst sat on the tube looking around and thinking how fantastic this multicultural nulabour society is. Other than the dark guy with the rucksack opposite who looks a bit creepy. Obviously. And then thinking if he got off the tube now and waited for the next one would that mean he would be late for tea and would that be The Right Thing To Do.
Ah-ha, comment 79 suggests a hit.
And that can be arranged.
What is an iphone?
The thing in your hand. No, the other hand. That thing that Ali pays for on your expenses chitty.
I like the Arctic Rolls
I used to as well – just had to sell 7 of mine
Now this is music – and whatever anyone says about Michael Jackson – he ‘knew’ who ‘they’ were and that “They Don’t Care About Us”….
listen to the lyrics….
Thank goodness for that. They’ll be out on Saturday.
Am I bothered?
THE’RE DOOOOOOOOOMED
THE CURSE OF JONAH STRIKES AGAIN
ARRRRRRRRRRRGH
He is a legend ——- Remember Brown holidayed in Keswick in August 2009.Who can forget the phot-ops of him on a Ferry on Derwentwater Watch the news – the worst deluge to hit the Town and Cumbria for over twenty years is now unfolding
Harperson is being prosecuted
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8369371.stm
Work on the theory that everything McDoom does is designed to try and won votes and all becomes clear.
Breaking News BBC
Brown admits Tony Blair out of running for EU President.
But,
“Mr Brown has backed Labour peer Baroness Ashton for the foreign role.”
That’s her fucked then. Bloody ace grammar from the BBC, WTF is the ‘foreign role’? Surely they couldn’t mean the EU Foreign Minister could they?
What’s the bet Gordon had complimented Harman on her driving skills earlier in the Summer?
6 points and a fine anyone? Bet she walks.
She walks …..
But what a view from behind.
WHOOOOAAAAH
like a nam only more costly
So he’s gone from saying, ‘…they’re not very good are they?’ to backing them.
What a duplicitous, mendacious twat. (sorry for the long words Jedward fans)
When they win(is the result in any doubt ?) he will doubtless appoint them his “Yoof” Czars. Arise Baron Jedward!!!
Brown’s even saying his kids like Daryl, there is no Daryl.
Daryl is, er, Sarah’s special friend. He only calls when daddy is at work.
I thought that was Darren, or is there another one?
Im sure that he meant ‘Damien’…
Brown is such a winner.
…That’s What I’m Not
GORDON Brown again announced how much he loves The X Factor today – but then embarrassingly got Danyl Johnson’s name wrong.
The Prime Minister was discussing the ITV1 hit during an interview on This Morning when he referred to the teacher as “Daryl
Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/x_factor/2737857/Brown-makes-X-Factor-gaffe.html#ixzz0XKc9peOQ
Just days after Gord the Fraud meets boss of supermarket chain Morrisons, the man – Marc Bolland – announces his resignation.
Morrisons are doomed. Jedward are doomed. Hopefully Emperor in waiting Tony Blair is doomed too…….
We are all doomed………..
Tony says… ” Can i just say when I left the interview I was the first choice. Then Gordon chipped in and now I’m on a plane back to Jeddah.”
I thought it was the antarctic monkeys what woz his favouriteist?
Nah, not now, whenever he thinks of monkeys, Milibland springs to mind.
I’m sure there is an Edvid or Davward Milliband. How are they getting on? I prefer Steve Milibland, he’s a joker, he’s a toker, he’s a midnight smoker.
There ain’t no monkeys in the Antarctic – they are all in the Arctic.
Simples.
that’s correct, and koala bears in the antarctic
at mi skool wee ad too naym 6 animuls wot livd inn th artik.
waz i rong too rite dowen 4 wallrusses an 2 pollur bares
Why can’t monkeys live in the Antarctic? Forcing them to live in the Arctic only is highly discriminatory and a breach of their simian rights.
In order to correct this historic prejudice I hereby decree they shall be called polar monkeys and be allowed to seek assylum on whichever icecap they choose.
Bugger, I had a couple of quid on them to win. No chance now!
There is no contradiction between thinking Jedward are not very good and wishing that they do well on X Factor.
Should there be?
I believe he was backing the Arctic Monkeys until someone told him they weren’t in it.
Your behind Guido budy I blog this at lunchtime on http://www.torybanter.co.uk
stop dissin’ me, man.
Is it coz I is a lyin’ fuckwit?
I is down with the kidz, bro, innit?
Guido,please give further and better particulars of this rumour.
Thank you as Gord seems to hogging the media these days and I want my turn
But Dave you’ve just been on “Mumsnet” and the Mums were “wowwed” by your easy charm and boyish good looks.You even handled the thorny “Biscuit” problem with ease – Gordon just made them “uneasy”
queezy
Are you sure? The BBC say he was given a right old grilling, far worse than our popular and “shy” PM, and was not liked
Interesting, as a former member of the Conservative Party (but still on their database), I occasionally get pointless email propaganda from the lying little shit Tony-Blair-wannabe that now leads the Party.
Tonight, he sent out some bollocks about a new Tory policy, in an attempt to pretend there’s a difference between his plaything, Blue Labour, and McFuckup’s Communist Party. His plan, and it’s a belter, is that prior to closing all the libraries in England and Wales, Camoron will give the locals first refusal to buy the library buildings. “That’s the kind of idea our country needs,” concludes the odious lying little traitor who promised a referendum and then said, basically, “nah, I lied, just like McFuckup lied. Suckers.”
Like most people, I’m sure, I often walk past my local library, thinking, “gosh, when a future government inevitably announces plans to close this, to pay off Gordon McFuckup’s eyewatering debts, I really really hope I get first refusal to buy it. After all, I’ve been wondering what to do with the £5m in loose change I keep at home. Old Widow Twanky at Number 22 probably has enough under her mattress to pay the librarian’s wages, too.”
Woo-hoo! Way to go, Dave! Just be fucking grateful McFuckup’s so crap beyond belief that he makes a little shit like you look electable.
Bizarre, given the theme Labour used for its new poster attack ads against Cam and Oz
Just another instance of their total ineptitude.
I am waiting for “Gord” to make a “surprise” appearance on BBC Children in Need tomorrow night just as Blair did for the Catherine Tate sketch in 2006.
will he be the bear with the bandage round his fucked eye?
I shouldn’t but…
LMFAO
I hope “Pudsey” has had an enhanced CRB check
I heard Gary Glitter got the gig
That one caught me by surprise. Just controlled the laughter – Passengers staring at the lunatic now.
That show would justify the license fee. Pudsey – something Brown would actually be good at.
actually Pudsy played a lot of rugby in his youth and had an unfortunate (and extremely rare, almost unique) kicking accident to both eyes
It wasn’t an accident.
Having your face kicked so hard that your eye nearly pops out of your socket once could be an accident.
Having the same thing happen in the other eye a little bit later by someone else indicates something else entirely.
Obviously the people at his university wanted to kill him because they all knew what he was really like, and they used the only legal way they could find to maim him as much as they could.
Maybe the people at his university had something against cuddly teddy bears. Or maybe Pudsy really is evil incarnate.
They came from the future but failed. That time. They will be back.
Perhaps they hated him then as much as we do now
They worked out in around 2023 that it was cheaper to find a way of sending someone back in time to try and kill him than actually repay the debt.
They will be back.
Brilliant. Made me chuckle on a bleak day for this Irishman.
As much as we would love to see the maximum imbecile utterly bungle a children-in-need publicity stunt, it wouldn’t be right to inflict them with their first deficit in history.
Brown will be the poor blind Scottish boy who gets bullied by the local Grammer School boys
scrumm doon
…and Phil McCavity
to be fair, the Tate sketch was very funny
No it wasn’t. It was fucking pathetic. Grow up.
If you found that funny you should be pitied.
Oh yes side splitting. Are you the sort of twat that says ‘Bless’ every time you see a picture of a kitten or a baby?
Only just after pulling the trigger.
why are the tv tax payers of the uk funding this bbc extravaganza where they spend our money on the things they want to, without our say so? the tv tax provides television users with the only legal means of watching tv. why is our money being spent this way????
++Alert++Alert++
Children in Need “armtwister” with collection bucket approaching.
God he’s an embarrassment – like you dad trying to breakdance. You’re supposed to be the PM ffs – show some decorum and stop warbling on about ridiculous talent shows like you were actually human or something.
I wonder if he’d like my stuff…
I would wager a considerable amount of curry that Brown’s head size to shoulder width ratio fits outside the median
I think he is what is technically known as a “Fluid Head”
“Giz a toffee Gordon”
Blatant electioneering! And who the f.ck is still watching x-f.ckter anyway?
Not me, I’m too busy watching I’m a Celeb trying to catch a glimpse of sabrina’s arse in that bikini.
( . ) ( . )
(Y)
With Gordon there is always the whiff of suspicion that he regularly inserts his finger into his bottom right up to the knuckle
Good news, it’s just been announced on the news that Tony ‘twaat’ Blair is not now in the running for the EU president.
X-Factor – You must be joking!! I couldn’t give a fook.
Is there a link to this? I want to sleep tonight.
Sleep easy:
Bliar Out of EU Running
No Bliar
No Millipede
No O’Bama Summit
No Baroness Ashton (while I’m here)
Losers.
Shite. Got one wrong.
O/T but not happy with having two go’s at the referendum I see the Irsish want another go at the World cup
The Irish FA has called on FIFA to “step up to the plate” and order a replay of the controversial World Cup play-off against France.
France booked their place in next year’s World Cup finals with a 1-1 draw in Paris, but striker Thierry Henry handled the ball before setting up France’s crucial extra-time goal.
http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/19112009/58/world-cup-irish-fa-fifa-must-order-replay.html
The ‘hand of god’ huh? Oh how they all laughed when we complained
yeah guys but it’d be 10-0 next time. To Les Frogs.
Righteous indignation is much less embarrasing.
Better go back and watch some hilareous Blair /Tate comedy then.
**claps**
Serves the thick idiots right for voting yes.
I still remember Joe Jordan cheating Wales out of World Cup qualification in 1977, so my sympathies are definitely with the Irish here – I still can’t bring myself to cheer for any Scottish team some 32 years later.
Neither can the Scots.
Arf!
According to the SABC, the Crapauds have now issued the Irish with an ultimatum – “Don’t elevate this to government level, or else.”
All I can say is our Paddy chums should be praying Gordon doesn’t come out in support for their calls for a rematch – that would fuck their hopes forever.
Le hand of frog
How about ‘Edvette’ (Ed Balls and Cooper)
or Manrob (Mandleson and Nick Robinson as a couple)
Edvette is great, sounds like a cheap 1950s French camper van.
If Whoopie Goldberg married Peter Cushing, she’d be Whoopie Cushing.
Just saying.
Or Brandy – Brown Mandy
Who are Jedward anyway?
I may be as much a greezer as Brown is, but at least I don’t go around saying I ‘like’ so-and-so and then can’t tell you what they have played.
Irish ask Fifa for France replay
I could not find any footage but heres a nice picture
http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/19112009/3/photo/thierry-henry-admitted-handling-ball.html
Once again he has time to worry about what X-Factor idiots he likes or doesn’t.
Someone tell him he’s the Prime Minister not a bloody judge on a TV show.
Better still someone just tell him to Resign and put us out of our misery!
I am here to do The Right Thing. And the Queen is on my side as she told you yesterday. We are the champions my friend.
Cameron’s face when having to walk next to the gurning, gibbering, arm waving sociopath yesterday was a picture.
To think the lobotomised chimps in the PLP were once terrified of this retard is incredible.
He has taken politics in this country to a level unthinkable even 15 years ago.
Naked, juvenile, unthinking partisanship without a moment’s thought given to the wreckage those in the bunker are leaving behind.
He does a lot less damage to the nation when he’s agonising over his favourite biscuit, or talentless pop twat, so he needs more tough questions posed urgently, if not sooner.
Prime Minister, Which is your favourite anti-depressant?
Tried them all. Can’t remember. The red ones possibly? Maybe the green and yellow spotted capsules. I’ll ask at the next cabinet and get back to you. Hattie will know.
If you can tell me where the bunker is, then I will go and ‘fix’ it right away
better still i’ll call an important summit and ask my friend Omaha, he’s my friend, we talk a lot together, i like chocolate pills, err, err
So he doesn’t have time to watch Question Time, but he’s able to comment on some silly karaoke show?
Deafening silence on the Megrahi release but can give his opinion about a tv show.
If it wasn’t all so totally, absolutely, pathetic it would be funny.
Can you imagine what his ‘retirement’ will be like once Labour have no use for him? Very lonely. Maybe he’ll have some time to reflect… If there’s any justice, however long he lives, he won’t see Labour in again.
I have just been informed that The “Jedward” is in fact an Irish band and therefore I cannot comment on that country’s sovereign affairs. I have no view as to whether it is regrettable that they are being returned to Libya and the Irish will of course have another opportunity to vote on this. It is The Right Thing To Do.
I get muddled at times. I am of course half blind but it does not stop me from getting on with the big job in hand.
[Reaches for toilet tissue]
They handle their balls too, just like you!.
His retirement will consist of giving slide shows in village halls around Kircaldy to old people bussed in suddenly because their tea dance was cancelled.
“…here`s one of me with President Omaha at Obama Beach when I was roundly applauded by the war veterans….here`s one of me saving the world in 2008..what`s that ?….that`s why your old folks home is closing because of the cuts…it was the right thing to do.. listen I could have been like Tony and gone out and earned millions…if anyone had asked me….is that your minibus…look, I`m just getting on with the job…..”
****hurls Nokia after hastily departing pensioners*****
I have never watched the X factor. I have never watched Strictly Come Dancing. I have never watched that other thing, about talent.
I have watched Anal Princesses 4.
I don’t believe Jeward, whoever he might be, was in that.
Jew’Ard definitely was in Anal Princesses 4, he was the one with the very long circumcised knob!!
caught some programme briefly last night about the Carpenters – had someone from Girls Aloud singing one of their songs – if that is the state of current ‘talent’ then I must have died 20 years ago – it was shit.
With my extensive knowledge of the subject I can say without shadow of a doubt that neither Jeward nor his brother Jedward was in Anal Princesses 4.
Jeward appeared in Anal Princesses 2 and 3. Jedward is not signed to Dirty Ferret Label and is more famous for his roles in the Big Black Student Sluts series from Stiffie Films.
The pair made only one appearance together early in their careers – the Incest Brothers movie, In The Family Gay.
I hope this clarifies things. If you need any more information about the adult entertainment industry, remember, I’m the man to ask.
***Boulton: Blair’s bid over. Will be putting up Brooness Cathy Ashton for foreign post.***
hooray , he could still get high commisoner ?
“…putting up Brooness Cathy Ashton for foreign post?” Is she to be put before a firing squad?
yes, it is as the great thick as thieves predicted: top boy said there was more chance of tony blair being assassinated than of him being made president of the eu.
top boy, in a prophet like fashion, predicted the outcome; his words have come to pass. yet again.
now, let’s just keep our fingers crossed on the assassination part of the prediction, eh?
Here’s £100, you get the gig.
Always had faith tat. CPS have just announced they are to prosecute harridan too. Happy daze!
Shoot Simon fucking Cowell please.
Sorry – the first bullet is reserved for Brown – kneecap first.
One is sooooo dissapointed
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS…
er… I mean, who the fuck is that?
Well, hi everyone,
what you’ve got to realise is that I never put myself forward for the EU Presidency. It was only when Gordon, you know, the Prime Minister, suggested that I could do the job that I even considered it. Schucks, I’ve been so busy lately and Cherie is getting anxious about not seeing me so much and heck I got the Middle East peace thingy to sort out. Nevermind.
I hope you’re not too disappointed. I would have been quite good at it, really.
just hopw jedward to m peoples “movin on up ”
Rather enjoyed education questions , i wondered when ed £2million saving that has changed into a £2 million budget request , why exactly do want to sack the headteachers ? Doh
as the EU meets over a splendid dinner to decide who should rule us without a public vote CW weeps knowing tax money is going on it .
Visted the labour future today and a very miserbale place it is too , smiley person points you to the new screen “what do you want” CW”well I would like to speak to counter staff” smiley person “well press this button and you get a ticket , your number will then be called please take a seat ”
CW waited as droneing electronic voice kept calling numbers out , 3 from being called a new number gets called 100 infront of me , eh , CW then goes and sees smiley person “whats goin on ” “oh thats for a different que ”
CW looked around we were all organised in the ticket que system ,wheres youg girl gone on staitionary , it was now office with que survelance mangers desk. If they could replace conter asistants with robots they would .
Having finished my fourth glass of Rioja I have re-read your post CW and it makes perfect sense, hic.
does Brown sleep in skateboard helmet?
gordon only likes will young!
ask sarah.
He likes young willy alright.
Apparently the Jedward set has the highest priced advertisement slot on television this year, isn’t it?
Has Brown let himself be spooked by Cameron?
http://www2.politicalbetting.com/index.php/archives/2009/11/19/has-brown-let-himself-to-be-spooked-by-cameron/
There’s a reason that’s the highest priced advertisement slot.
Yes numpty, and the advert Liebore are running of Dave and George as Jedward, what does that mean; that they’re a winning team no doubt?
The reason is that folk wish to be associated with the Prime Minister who they know is watching too and who they know feels for them and likes them.
Is tea ready yet, mummy?
curse of the manse strikes again Blair not to be considered for euro presidency after browns backing
and on a lighter note jedward doomed to years of obscurity
“….and on a lighter note jedward doomed to years of obscurity.”
There is a god.
so whens blair coming back to take over from brown for the upcoming election then…………………………………..
excellent harriet harman to be prosecuted fro driving without due care and attention
Oh happy day!
E X S T A T I C
Treble trebles all round. Then a spin in the Jag …. Jeeves driving of course.
Begsy a place on the jury.
I bet she’ll play the gender card and complain that it’s all a fit up by nasty men. Message to feminazis everywhere !The law applies equally to everyone even wimmin!!!!
Oh bollocks. That’s really going to get the Harpic victim mentality gland producing bile on overtime.
Shame they can’t put her away for it…..
If there were more wimmen drivers, there would be a lot less accidents!
A spokeswoman for Ms Harman said she “strongly refutes the allegations and will deny the charges”.
She would say that wouldn’t she?
Women drivers, huh? (ducking on my way out)
How dare you summon me, you sexist pigs….
As a further attempt to “connect” with the electorate I have just obtained a yellow t-shirt courtesy of the film-makers of “Men who stare at goats”
I shall wear it with pride this week-end whilst out canvassing……..try to outdo me on that one Dave
But I heard Gordon likes to stare at “young goats”.
Ffs… discussing this mindless shit is what encourages the stupid c’nt to express an opinion on it. Christ almighty. It’s a load of c’nt. Jesus. I’d sooner look at photos of some c’nt I don’t know’s wedding. Fucking hell.
quite
erm, carry on………
My friend Simon phoned me and tipped me the wank.
He’s probably been advised that supporting Jedward may earn him a few more votes. What a cock.
His opinions are cock eyed.
harriet to be prosecuted !!!!
Being shrill in a public place. Very nasty. Remove all Nokia rights. Bail is opposed.
Electrocuted better, but it’s a start.
You see,as I pointed out in an earlier it’s Labour getting all the media coverage and this is simply not cricket.
Perhaps George Osborne and myself should open a “crack house” to get the media interested in us.
Oops! Did one forget to change one’s name before hitting the “Submit Comment” button?
Are you finding it difficult to keep track when your chief of staff has gone home for the evening? Isn’t it?
BBC – “she has form on this” !
Must have run out of whitewash.
Not good for a future Prime Minister!
Look, plebs, I really did have to have one of those nice Jaguars and a chauffeur (just like that Baroness Scotland) and, well, here we go!
The stupid harperson says she will deny the charges.I bet the CPS have only decided to go ahead with this coz they have a watertight case , phone records and the relevent times.With any luck she’ll bloody perjer herself in the process !
That grotty most repulsive Harman WILL be charged for a driving offence that she says she did NOT commit – court case follows.
Bit by bit,hour by hour,day by day,week by week Brown’s cling to office unravels.
This is the woman who told another driver after he said she bumped his car “you know where to find me”, maybe not, she might be in prison Ha Ha.
No – she will NOT be charged. Read carefully.
Unlike anyone else, she is to be summonsed for this offence.
This means she will not be charged and this will not be arrested and will not be interviewed under caution.
Shameful.
Does Brown know who he is half the time, is he Arthur or Martha that is the question, and it depends on which medication he has taken, whether it was a blue pill or a red pill, and unfortunately we are all stuck in his matrix.
Try listening to one of my favourite songs form the 1960’s “white rabbit” by Jefferson Airplane and that will give you a clue.
I am a hippie at heart and not many people know that
That explains it all, you are hungover from Woodstock.
That nice Mr Gravy told you that the little brown paper tablets were not terribly good. You, as ever, knew best. Now look at you. Ffs!
That’s not what you said yesterday, ma’am. With respect why didn’t you tell McDoom that you just weren’t interested in delivering a bucket of LieBore shit to the country at the moment, eh?
Finally a reason for voting tory. Dave Lightweight and Gideon Wallpaper may know the square root of fuck all about economics, but they have a clear position on TV gameshows. The PPB just writes itself. Get Posh and Sporty on it.
My son has just had an invitation to an interview at a University for Medicine.
Looked at the Hall of Residence costs for one academic year;
£5,500
Add tuition fees of £3,200 (and rising)
x by 5 years and we have the grand sum of £43,500 BASIC costs.
Probably £50,000 all in.
I am unemployed (made redundant in 2007 for first time in 25 years – now tell me,who became the unelected PM in that year?).
We can only hope that my local MP does not dare to knock on my door in the coming months……
Count yourself lucky – at least he will do a degree that has some value.
Pity the poor kids coming out with a “degree” in Media Studies and a whopping debt.
For all those unemployed for a year or two it is grim; when the job vacancies start to appear again in a year(or two) I can see all the bloody East Europeans sliping back into the country (Cameron wont be able to keep them out ) and taking most of the positions. The forty and fifty year olds in this country will always take second place to twentysomething Poles who, because they will be here for a year or two ( before handing over to other Poles..) require no training, will never suffer from ‘boring job’ fatigue and will do the job for two thirds of the rate. God could’nt you lynch Brown and Blair.
I wish my job WAS to shoot Brown and Blair,repeatedly from 9am to 5pm – I would even dispense with a lunch break.
Blair really would be “holier than thou” after a few days of my handiwork.
Yo Blair, No Blair! Tony will not be EU President….whoopee.
Calm down dear, it’s only another EU (behind closed doors) election.
Harman to face prosecution for Road Traffic incident !
The stupid harperson says she will deny the charges.I bet the CPS have only decided to go ahead with this coz they have a watertight case , phone records and the relevent times.With any luck she’ll bloody perjer herself in the process !
Has the electricity in your cave been reconnected after disconnection?
Lucky she hadn’t been drinking before the accident.
she were off her head but legged it.
I think, as such laws work nowadays, it should be assumed that she was drunk as she was unable to prove otherwise.
Not sure why they aren’t going here for leaving the scene of an accident tho,
Anyone see Financial Secretary to the Treasury Stephen Timms on the Daily Politics Show today. Someone should tell the guy that, whilst he’s talking, his lower set of teeth bounce up and down on his fat bottom lip. Very distracting.
Some wag on this site once referred to him as ‘ Beaker ‘ Timms.
hmmmm he does appear to be verbally challenged as he spouts his lies !!!!
1. Blair fails to win EU Presidency.
2. Harman to be prosecuted.
3. Any suggestions?
Brown suffers heart attack – medical experts rule this out as they cannot find a heart in the patients flabby body……
They tried to look for his brain but didn`t have an electron microscope available at the time.
Gordon Brown found in bed with Sarah Brown
3. Alkie Aida bombs the EU dictator gala dinner.
hmmmmmmm……. they, the Government, all get cancer and NICE will not give them the drugs to survive ??
Delicious EYE RON EEE
Maguire buys tweed and one plum.
I suppose if this woman does get the ‘foreign representative’ ‘job’ then it might come in slightly handy when we exit. Or would they just sack her do you think?
Cheese Lover?? do you know something about her that we do not?????
Harperson being prosecuted for Driving without Due Care & Attention. Shame!
How did they “find” her?
Good thing it was not Damian Green MP, he would be in prison by now………
I didn’t know she played golf.
She is to deny the charge.
She crashed into a parked car.
While chatting on her mobile phone.
She herself does not think this constitutes careless driving, and Miniluv did not even charge her.
Doubleplusungood…
Had a leaflet through the post this week from my local Police Force/Constabulary oops sorry, I mean Police Service, telling me that speeding is a CRIME !!!
Well what can I say, I feel like turning up at the front door of my local Nick and telling them I am a serial CRIMINAL, I commit crimes every day of the week!!!
Anyway I hope that Harpie gets Life Imprisonoment, her crimes are odious and soooooo bad !! hehehehehehehe
Bollocks
Not so fucking clever now, Tony, are we?
Take that, you cυnt.
woooooooooh wooooooooooh wooooooooh…… not so fast ‘cos we white, indigenous, male heterosexuals think that these things you call c*nts are usefulllllll…….all except Harpies of course which must be minging !!!
toney is just an odious bar steward !!!!
Yes – the war criminal fraudster Tony Blair – ha ha ha ha.
Finished like your stooge, the evil Brown.
Well, whether or not Gordon has cursed the terrible twins- I think there’ll be more babies baptized under the name Jedward in Ireland next year than under the name Thierry!
wholemeal or rustic?
I proudly state that I have never watched the abortion that is Jedward and never will – unless Brown’s Police come round and force me to under threat of a beating.
I would like to share this with you
I get very excited and turned on by women in boots.
Which is why I’m banned, and now I have to buy all my toiletries in Superdrug.
I would like to share this with you
I get very excited and turned on by men in boots.
Did someone leave the door open????
Gold; Buy,sell,sell,buy,sell…….no buy…sell,buy,sell…..no buy, no sell. Sod it just sell the lot
Can you stop beating up on Gordon Brown, guys?
I have told Gordie that he can say whatever he likes about Jedward and X-factor and does not have to clear it with me first.
So puh-lease, Britain is now safe in Gordon’s hands.
I second that propoal my Noble Lord
Channel 4 ISS, the major cleaning contractor to the NHS (16.5% of all contracts) may have employed and exploited illegal immigrants
Border agency looking at other hospitals besides Kingston.
It’s not the illegal immigrants who are being exploited, it’s legal citizens.
So now it’s gordon the weathervane!!!
He’s chasing around after public approval like kids chase after leaves in the wind.
He’s so desperate to hear the public say that they like him that he’s prepared to utter any rubbish and any lie. We really want this man in charge, don’t we???!!
I will REALLY like him if he tops himself.
We can then start the long journey out of this hell in which he has taken England.
According to our state broadcaster, Harridan Harpy’s spokeswoman (spokesperson surely?) has stated that HH strongly “refutes” the allegations. Illiterate bitch. To refute is to prove the allegations to be wrong and it is a bit fucking early for that.
The charges are that she ran her car into a stationary car, that she was talking on her mobile phone as it happened, and that she stuck her head out of the window and said ‘I’m Harriett Harman you know where to find me’ and then left the scene of the crime without providing any details of insurance or address (itself an offense).
All of this apparently is verified by witnesses. So what part of it is she refuting?
Being labour I suspect she is going to contend that it wasn’t her at all but someone who looked like her or possibly she will contend that someone was impersonating her to try and cause her political embarrassment.
At the very least she will say ‘ look this is nothing more then failing to pay a london congestion charge – it has all been blown out of proportion.’
So when are we going to see charges levied against morley and uddin?
Maybe Brown “set her up”, as he is scared that she is out to replace him as PM. Oh God Brown is on TV again time to change channels, I can’t stand him on the TV, he behaves like a headmaster. He is about to say that it is because he has recommended this Ashton woman she has got the job, what has it got to do with him I am sure the woman has a tongue in her head.
Gordon a headmaster? Nope! and again Nope!
He reminds me of a rather effete hairdresser- one who’s lost his hairbrush!!
There is nothing cutting edge, efficient or having strong views about how you guide a country or manage a war.
He’s like a piece of bladderack trapped in the tide, dragged back and forth, having no personal ability to get free and be himself.
Sadly, you are incorrect.
For you or I, a simple denial would only be a repudiation.
Harmoron’s spokesmoran was merely reflecting her employer’s belief that her denial per se will prove her innocent.
Miniluv has not even charged her.
Welcome to Airstrip One.
I’m NOT illiterate !! My parents paid for me to go to one of England’s finest independent, single sex schools.
We must ensure a massive presence of We,The People at Harman’s court appearance.
Flak jackets and stab proof vests will be free on loan.
O’Harpersons. Biggest army surplus department in all Ireland so they say…
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Rompy and some ugly Brit called Ashton as foreign minister
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A victory for democracy. Hope you all voted out there?
Who is Baroness Ashton?
She has never stood for election to any public office, ever, anywhere.
Welcome to the Democratic People’s Republic of Europe.
Pravda: “Mr Blair had not put himself forward for the role..”.
Of course not, Auntie Beeb!
Catherine Ashton, red rums ugly sister!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who is she????????????????????????
Baroness Ashton = Mrs Peter (Yougov) Kellner. She used to run Hertfordshire Health authority.
Come on you lot – the poor fucker is deaf in one ear, I thought. Something about a rugby accident when he was a child
11.4 billion government debt for the month of October…..yes the government managed to spend that in one month.
Someone unelected and unknown gets troughing job in Europe, and Belgium runs EU! quick read this! ignore anything about something to do with Mad Hattie Harperson… No look this way. nothing to see over there. It’s just a fuss over nothing Auntie Beeb says so….
Now for once let justice prevail.
Adam Boulton is great. He should save time and just throw his shoe at Brown.
Come on then
put your hand up if you voted for Baroness Ashton – come on, hurry up….
what part of a democracy does she represent then, come on, hurry…
I see on the BBC’s website they describe her crime as ‘a minor one’ luckily she only hit a car not a child then you BBC drug using rent boy shagging bastards
JUST READ THAT MENDACIOUS HOON BLIAR IS OUT OF THE RUNNING! CAN WE DECLARE A PUBLIC HOLIDAY? CHEERS!
Hoonday for all!
Watch the press conference with Brown on Sky It Is Fucking Brilliant Ever Jurno Ripping him a new one Ha ha ha !
Respect has to be earned, Brown is riding roughshod over the British people, and this is the price he will now pay, he reaping what he has sown.
I hope Guido is going to do a thread on how Gordon Jonahed Tony Blair!
Guido may have done one before but surely it is worth a Friday picture quote contest at the least!
To watch Turkey Baster Breath squirm under the questions on TV maked my day – LOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOL
Lady Ashton = lol!!!!!!!!
Blair can still try and stop the traffic in Washington, Moscow or Beijing. Preferrably by lying down in the middle of the road in front of an oncoming jugganault.
Brown We Welcome Cathy “Ashdown” What a c*nt !
source please
He’s just said it on sky news !
Was it a live broadcast from “Obama Beach”
When is anything to do with Brown live?
Who’s this fuckin’ ‘we’?
Is Baroness Ashton related to Margret Beckitt?!!!
She’s out of the same stable.
She certainly looks like something from a nightmare!
She is the personification of ‘politics is showbusiness for ugly people!’ – seh reminds me of the mouse in Mo money when this bloke pulls a right minger.
Only by mouth !
So bliar has lost out on his EU President hopes and aspirations. That calls for champagne!!!! But it’ll have to wait for the weekend.
Apparently we have a President called Pompuy (Pompei – the nearest thing I know came to a bad end so not expecting anything very great – No idea who he is.) Did we vote for him? No? Wow! What a surprise.!!!
And the EU has also appointed a Foreign ‘Minister’ called cathy ashton – - never heard of her- who is she?
Cheers that bliars has lost out – but otherwise – all very democratic then? NOT!!!!
None of it is of any interest to we voters then???!!!
The EU is a circus. I couldn’t watch Brown the Clown tonight extolling how “he” does everything. I have made a decision not to watch Brown on TV anymore as he bores the hell out of me.
Rompey romped passed Bliar.
“The Prime Minister was discussing the ITV1 hit during an interview on when he referred to the teacher as “Daryl”.”
Shame he didn’t say ‘Obama’, it would have been a hoot.
I know my hearing is not the best but have I just heard Gordoom repeatedly referring to someone called Kathy Ashdown?
ME Too See 291
He forgot to take his pills and he gets a little confused.
Paddy probably turned the job down.
When This EU Goe’s Tits Up I Can’t Wait To See That Slime Ball Barroso Get His Neck Streched !
Oh and Van Rumpy Pumpy Didn’t Want The Job He Is Still In A State Of Shock !
They probably chose him so they could control him, Blair would have been a bit of a handful.
They want a grey chairman not a show-stopping, self-serving, President.
Sadly, neither would not and will not win over the British public. The EU is an anathema to us.
We simply don’t want it !!!!
We must all tell Brown what we think of his agreeing to the EU treaty at the ballot box in the General Election….payback time, revenge is a dish best served cold.
Blair, flushed with his success in achieving regime change and bringing democracy to Iraq would probably have declared war on China. Or Russia on behalf of the entire EU and its Rapid Reaction Force (Org Chart required please).
And the remaining imbecile Labour MPs would have voted to go along with it too.
Has Barroso got chromosome issues?
well barosso is a corrupt communist dwarf. and he is mentally retarded.
does that count?
Any politician that would say “I don’t give a toss about these talentless morons, or this poxy show” gets my vote. But then that take an honest politician, which would be a first.
Well That Say’s It All A Dutchman Who Became Primeminister of Belgium Who Only Speaks Dutch “Thick C*nt” Most Dutch Speak English Better Than Us
I also think I heard him say that there was no need for the President to be voted on by the people of Europe as the the decision was taken by the 27 heads of state who had each been elected by the people of their countries. Eh, Eh – I don’t remember being given a say in Brown for PM. This is what passes for democracy in the EU who also now has a Foreign Minister who has never faced an election of any kind in her political career. God help us.
Boring Rompuy spouting loads of rubbish – Sky have just cut him short. Well done! He was sending us to sleep here. His speech pattern is as deadening as gordon’s.!!!
The anonymous ashton not given a voice yet. Well that’s a blessing. Doubt I’m even going to bother to find the time to find out who she is. She looks awfully like Margaret Beckitt.
Poor Bliar. He’ll be sooo disappointed!!! Cherie willl be even moreso – those ermine robes and jewelled coronets that she ordered and paid for won’t have a use now!!!!
I’ll tell you who’ll be disappointed. Mandelson. He gave up that gig to shepherd Brown towards his date with electoral annihilation. This no-mark Ashton was put into the job as some reward for covering up some monumental Labour cock-up or other.
Mandelson will be paralytic with dr*nk this evening, screaming at the television ‘That should have been me..’ and crying into his Babycham.
Fucking ha!
Yea…that will teach him to come home to Britain to hold Gordon’s hand.
Just heard the Ashton lady say she is the representative who is representing, represented Europe. I was more than a little confused myself! I think she is a little overwhelmed by the salary she will be getting for swanning around the world representing the represented Europe….or something like that.
The only thing of which she is truly representative is Brown’s utter contempt for democracy.
Not elected to parliament.
Not elected to the EU Commission.
Not elected to be EU High Representative.
This woman will “represent” hundreds of millions of Europeans.
Not one of them has ever voted for her.
This is democracy under Brown.
John Humphrys interviews McMental
“prime idiot , just what contribution do you think that Jordan can contribute to the middle eastern peace process?”
“Well Jan as you know this talented lovely young woman is a great ambassador for Britain, her great fortitude when eating spiders and showering semi naked is a great example of courage that should inspire us all.
In closing I would just like to say that I hope to have my salad tossed in prison and also FUCK OFF AND GET OUT OF MY WAY
I for one will be voting for her
no one cares what you do or say peter.
sorry.
Who gives a ball of spit what the PM thinks about (alleged) music?
I’d like to hear what he has to say about what really matters – that is supposed to be his job. On the other hand, this music nonsense does tell us about his priorities (4 syllables, meaning what is important).
Quite so.
It’s the fucked-up, scorched earth economy. The once-in-a-universe confluence of utter imbeciles that have fucked this country so badly that the only thing they can think of to try and pull the wool over our eyes as they try and hold our gaze and edge towards the exit is to literally print money.
Look over there – it’s Jedward.
Look over there – it’s the EU.
Look over there – I’ve put in an aorder for some helicopters.
Whatever you do don’t look right here at the utterly fucked up economy we’ve bequeathed you.
It’s working though. The economy should be front and cenre every day on the news. 18 months of recession. A UK record. Record UK debt. Record UK deficits and we’re letting ourselves be distracted by trivia.
We deserve Labour. If we’re so easily distracted by inconsequential shit like that then the UK deserves to have its economy clusterfucked.
They only spent 11.4 billion of our money this month, that’s all they could manage. Christmas is coming, more spending your money for you, season’s greetings from Gordon. Maybe he will want a rise in line with Rumpuy’s
Darling (Badger) Predicted That in october we would have to borrow 6 to 7 billion pounds we actually borrowed 11.4 billion pounds that means almost double what this fucking idiot estemated so the debt at the end of the year wont be as he predicted 125 billion pounds But a whopping 250 billion pounds this clown is to maths what brown is to literacy! BRITAIN THE POOR MAN OF EUROPE !
Adam Boulton To Brown:The Eu has over ruled the will of the French,Dutch and Irish People In pushing through the Lisbon treaty And now you have appointed two people that 99% of the population of europe have never heard off it just makes a farce of the whole issue, the big named leaders like Merkel and Sarkozy didn’t want a president that over shadowed them So you apoint two people nobody has ever heard of
As I said before the EU circus is coming to town, every town across the EU. It is something like the Eurovision Song Contest, big fuss about nothing really.
Brooness Ashton is Kellner’s missus.
Yougov if you want to.
I guess it is just as well that he enjoys the X Factor since he is shortly to experiencing the ex-factor.
That’s a mistake you could make if you had dodgy eyesight and read a briefing on X Factor that someone had prepared for you so that you could pretend to be “with it”. That’s not a mistake you could make from hearing “Daniel” said on a show which some twat spells “Danyl”.
It’s a reading, not an aural, error. Just goes to show how phoney he is.
I hope this is not taken as bad taste , and my genuine condolences to the PC that was drowned, but I have to draw your attention to the fact that Jonah and his fake wife actually holidayed in Cumbria in August. Not sure about Cockermouth though ( that may be an old unsubstantiated rumour) , but they certainly were near.
Wouldn’t surprise me if Insurance companies started using a ‘Brown List’ to load their premiums for anyone in either a flood or subsidence area , a tree too close to their property, living adjacent to a high risk building , or having recently had a visit form the Browns.
So far as the x-factor is concerned , my ten quid seems a distant dream now.
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