Comments on: Jonah Brown Curses Kent

By: Damon

Damon — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:38:46 +0000

Not only does the curse work, it even has reverse powers. Brown slagged off John and Edward on X Factor on 5 November 2009. Two weeks later, and in direct contrast to general expectation, and they are still on the show!

By: Budgie

Budgie — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:29:15 +0000

The big question is: can anybody be worse than Gordon Brown? Cameron and Osborne definitely have the look of the Lizards about them, but Brown’s disguise is sloughing off and all will be revealed.

By: gildedtumbril

gildedtumbril — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:15:24 +0000

Tut! tut! Kent visited by the cnut! Kent cursed. Kent, the orchard of England., will probably suffer a plague of maggots in next years apples etc. Oh! Woe!Woe!
thrice woe. Or is it whoa?. I was never good at English, being English…
Anyway, with the entire country cursed by the dead hand of socialism, all our apples have worms.
Woe! Woe! thrice woe!

By: Regards, Tom

Regards, Tom — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 11:42:38 +0000

Seaside homes in danger of collapsing into sea. Wasn't it just two years ago that Gordon Brown took a seaside holiday? The curse strikes again!

By: Gordon Brown, texture like shit

Gordon Brown, texture like shit — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 11:27:01 +0000

Excellent.

By: FlatPackHamster

FlatPackHamster — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 10:41:46 +0000

I used to run the IT systems at that school. It’s a nice place. Right on the top of a hill, too, which shows that Jonah Brown must have showered his shit most copiously for it to reach them.

By: QM

QM — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 10:39:14 +0000

He made me late for work (nightshift) first time ever because the Medway Bridge was closed.

By: Sir Trev Skint MP

Sir Trev Skint MP — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 09:47:21 +0000

Very true.

It could all depend on the final choice of strategy after the election date is announced.

I can’t imagine the Tories attacking Brown until it is too late to replace him.

The real campaign begins around Feb 2010.

By: Snotty

Snotty — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 09:39:57 +0000

Not much point. It’s already shite.

By: Lame duck house

Lame duck house — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 09:27:07 +0000

But…….. “Saatchi & Saatchi” are NOT the same as “M&C Saatchi.” The former has a bunch of New Labour sycophants running it, the latter are the Saatchi brothers who hate New Labour.