Jonah Brown Curses Kent
Gordon’s visited Kent last Thursday. It didn’t take long for the effects of this visit to be felt though, by Saturday the storms were raging across Kent:
“Dover port was closed just after midday on Saturday due to the high winds but reopened at 1630 GMT. Kevin Richardson from the Port of Dover Authority said there were ongoing delays to ferry crossings. The Dartford river crossing, Sheppey crossing and Medway bridge were closed by Kent Police on Saturday afternoon.”
The wind battered and the rain poured down:
“Severe flooding and sewage contamination has forced a church school to close today and send home hundreds of pupils. The heavy rainfall overnight combined with a cloudburst between 7.30am and 8.15am on Friday morning caused sudden flooding to several buildings at Bennett Memorial Diocesan School in Tunbridge Wells. The main hall, classrooms and playground were swamped with flood water and sewage.”
The curse of Jonah strikes again…
Good old Jonah, the opposite of the Midas man.
he has the golden touch of a shitty-fingered proctologist
Yum!
Bend Over
But Brown lives in 10 Downing Street in London.
NEAR THE THAMES BARRIER.
ABANDON ALL HOPE! THE FLOOD IS COMING, THE FLOOD IS COMING!!
WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!
That’s my line!
Sensational Photographs: The Real Guido Fawkes and his Bumchums spotted yesterday at http://www.bhutanobserver.bt/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/summary.jpg the pictures they didn’t want you to see
Faecal touch
How can a delay be ‘ongoing’?
The whole of Britain has been cursed by Brown.
And I looked, and behold a pale face: and his name was Brown, and Hell followed with him.
Rev 6:8
“And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.”
Be not afraid, brethren, for the blessed David is come and, lo, he will deliver the people from the torments of the socialist pit; and mighty shall be his righteous wrath.
On second thought, get back to your wailing and rending of raiment, folks.
The big question is: can anybody be worse than Gordon Brown? Cameron and Osborne definitely have the look of the Lizards about them, but Brown’s disguise is sloughing off and all will be revealed.
fawkes some humour
Custardy but no kids
Its a bit old that one
Slime on slime never ages in comedic effect.
C’mon Guido, you can’t blame McHoon for every act of God.
However, you could blame God for missing the opportunity to take out the one-eyed git with a thunderbolt on Thursday. Or any other day come to think of it.
Fair (latter) point.
just hang brown (cheaper and would earn some cash)
“C’mon Guido, you can’t blame McHoon for every act of God.”
Yes you can, he is trying to warn us, what the fuck do you want the four horsemen of the apocolypse pulling his car.
W.W.
Don’t let the fucker look through a telescope: KT extinction event redux.
The 4 horsemen of the apocolypse are on strike at the moment.
They are being represented by their union, the RMT, who have cited various violations of safety at work and the provision of safety clothing in the workplace. The HSE are said to be investigating further.
In the meantime, the Lord has hired McHoon as a seasonal worker to ensure that delivery of “Acts of God” are not affected.
Any reason why the author of this post (according to the RSS feed) is “torybear” and not Guido? Just curious.
HM Queen’s Speech tomorrow,
My Government will all resign this afternoon,every man Jack and Jill,and good riddance. May their souls remain in purgatory for ever!
Lets hope for her sake Gordon doesn’t say anything nice about her
Gordon got lost once on his way to Windsor Castle for a function with the Queen, he kept the Queen and her guests waiting. Next time he gets lost maybe no one should look for him.
hopefully he is working his magic on the the rest of the eu leaders, trying to get his friend elected
Amen to that
Brown to promise better care for the elderly in Queens speech, another pledge to beat the tories with, 12 years of no action, 12 years of deterioration
This man, so unfortunate in so many ways, has no shame
I hope he has more in common with Mugabe than just Economics
(It’s after sympathy in the dictionary)
You’re just phoning it in these days aren’t you?
Nah, Guido’s people phone people.
Brown forces Queen to make speech in Parliament
Queens death expected in days and the collapse of the monarchy soon behind
In other news far right m0ngs blunt the clear message of Brown fucking up the economy and presiding over a another disasterous failed neocon war with twatty hysteria
(2009) New Labour ILLIGITIMATE “P.M.” Gordon Brown -PARASITE
http://eotp.wordpress.com/wp-admin/post.php?action=edit&post=424&message=1
Nice link there oh spastic one.
Oh no. The one-eyed Mong is taking on Superman now?
mm interesting anagram of one eyed mong is D MONEY GONE
Buy the BoxSet:
BLOOD FROM THE GORDOOM’S TOMB
MANDYLA PRINCE OF DARKNESS
ONE MILLION YEARS OF TAX B.C.
PREHISTORIC WOMEN AND LADYBOYS
QUATERMASS & THE MONEYPIT
RASPUTIN AND THE MANSE OF EVIL
THE DEVIL RIDES OUT OF NUMBER TEN
THE HORROR OF GORDONSTEIN
THE NANNY (STATE)
PLAGUE OF QUANGOZOMBIES
THE REPTILE (Dir: McShame)
VENGEANCE OF SHE (Dir: Harman, 1963)
THE WITCHES (ditto)
TO THE DEVIL A DAUGHTER (Dir: Toynbee)
return of the funny money
curse of the bond market
bride of bryant
ben elton and the bad dose
nots-fer-youtube
the return of the IMF
blair ditch project
texas sub prime massacre
curse of the tripartate regulation
it came from outa USA
hound of the basket case economy
AI : Artificial Intervensioism
the pit and the pay back
interview with a liar
krpton factor tonight , on NN , CW thinks circle can be squared , paul mason pointing out just how internal combustion engine luvvers can run the world , was interesting and stellar sino commentators made me pause for breath .
CW says Ok fine solution is ecnomic then ? forget global warming nonsense , it could be sun activity , sit on hands make case electric car is hopeless as there isnt enough wierd metals , and revert back to financial system powered by stuff out of ground and put green movment in secret files to be opened in 50yrs time and eject them from politics as excess work and fad conjecture, back then to covering up inudustrial toxic problems , never show pictures of kids unable to count living downwind of metal smelters , or investigate mortality clusters from chemical factory . make more adverts of driving on empty roads with some totty and overtaking rusting truck carrying chickens being driven by bloke chewing a piece of straw . attend international hospitality functions as politcal guest and friend of global economics make speeches about one world propsering whilst posing at world heritage sites .
It is right that we should ask questions , poltics fails when it does not ask the right questions or take the right actions or in the ruins case continually try and make it up for wonk total control .
constraints, intellectual pinch points , risk horizon analysis , super speed stock market algorythems , nick robinson dilemmas , jedward , cherly cole anything but what happens if bees die !
might as well go and enjoy sunsets on isle of jura like orwell, seems pretty impossible pointing out that resource mangement is worth anything , as soon as economists show up. its not increased rate of ecnomic growth , its investment !
any money yet on what skinner will quip
Cw suggests “wheres all the money gone “
Have no fear Gordon, Saachi and Sacchi are here!.
Help is on the way to Gordon, the Labour party are using Tory tactics that worked for Mrs Thatcher. Brown in desperation has engaged the PR company Saachi and Saachi to rescue his image, and win him an election at last….whoopee, secret weapon.
I think you have to feel for the team at Saachi and Sacchi, how do you turn around the fortunes of the most hated man in Britain, one Gordon Brown. They will be burning the midnight oil for the next few months, I would hate to see the bill at the end of the exercise, and the Labour party’s overdraft will increase substantially all to try and keep a man in power that most people in Britain don’t want. Better man than me Gungadin! Keep the finger in the dyke stuff.
I have a few suggestions for the Tories to use in their campaign – my advertising company is available for the election period at a rate of £593,894 per day – please see us at;
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We suggest a campaign based on anagrams of Brown’s name,for example;
Gordon Brown – Shit
Gordon Brown – Murderer
Gordon Brown – Fraudster
But…….. “Saatchi & Saatchi” are NOT the same as “M&C Saatchi.” The former has a bunch of New Labour sycophants running it, the latter are the Saatchi brothers who hate New Labour.
I am really hoping that Jonah will send all his best wishes to the Springboks for their game with Ireland in Dublin this weekend.
I’m hoping that in a misguided spirit of multi-cultural goodwill he wishes the all blacks all the best for their next game.
OT – I copied this lovely summary of 13 years of Liberal Fascism from Old Holborn’s excellent site. It struck me that all I have to do is print this as a useful handout to give to any ZanuLabour useful election worker idiots / canvassers and even candidate. should they show up on my (UK) doorstep next Spring, if we are allowed an election. I reccomend to you all to folow suit, it will save you (a) swearing at the bastards (b) beating the crap out of them. Of course, you may wish to use this info-leafet as the precursor to (a)and or (b). Enjoy.
“You can stick your CCTV, Police State, wheelie bin Stasi, DNA, WMD, “Social Cohesion”, benefits for all, guilty until proved innocent, don’t do that it’s illegal now, can’t say that, ID cards for all, where are you going, what have you been saying/doing/reading?, can’t photograph that, how very dare you, golliwog banning, global warming, we know where you live, we’re watching you Soviet Utopia up your arses. Sideways”.
er,you forgot to mention “soldier murdering,pensioner bashing,criminal loving,crap tasting,gut bursting,nerve shredding……ahhhh Brownsi”.
Behold, he cometh with clouds; and every eye shall see him, and they also which pierced him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of him. Even so, Amen.
I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Gord.
Ahhhh.
Numbers goin down, down and down, eh Geedo.
That’ll be the old dialectical materialism thing, is what’s appenin…
Surely just an example of Labour’s scorched earth policy…… as they head to the Wilderness Years !!!
A scorched earth policy that has been lasting 12 and a half years.
Jonathan Freedland talks up Labour and Brown
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/nov/18/brown-election-cameron-social-care
What a wanker! There aren’t many more deluded journalists in the UK. The socialist scum are going to get a good kicking by the electorate next year.
More of our money and the borrowed money our children and grandchildren willl need to pay back is being wasted by Brown bribing the Taliban.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/Afghanistan/article6919516.ece
Meanwhile – the next “Leader of the Labour Party” continues to “Wow”.He could live to regret it. Better make sure the kids’ “Bunny Rabbits” are safely under lock and key !!!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/6594028/Hillary-Clinton-falls-for-vibrant-attractive-David-Miliband.html
Kevan (Lemonhead) Jones poncing about in some rear echelon haven in Helmand on Sky. In his Christmas V-necked jumper ffs, chanting a litany of right things to do.
Nasty little man. A 2.0″ mortar would sort that one out, but we may be comforted in the knowledge that the slimy bastard features highly on ‘the list’.
On behalf of the Conservative Party I shall oppose every word of the Queer’s Speech today.
And I shall give a copper bottomed guarantee
What was he doing there – looking for the last Labour voter in the South East?
Shame the Men of Kent let him out alive.
My 14 yr old son heard one of the useless political commentators on TV last night talking about a “hung Parliament” and commented;
“Will they do it alphabetically?
I bet Gordon Brown will change his name to Gordon Zorro”
Says it all.
Excellent.
As everything he touches turns to sh!te, perhaps we shuold make him president of europe?
Not much point. It’s already shite.
Mock ye not Guido.
Labour’s friends in the Westminster Village are working very hard at telling us that Brown is presiding over a real fightback after Glasgow.
Back in the London backscratching bubble formerly Conservative supporting journal “The Spectator” has just awarded the hated Harman with the Parliamentarian of the Year Award (yep, it’s true) and the creepy unelected Mandelsnake with another top award. Obviously the new Editor is hoping to be included in Brown’s farewell honours. Elsewhere, there is talk that the Smirking Chancer and Queen Slot Gob may still yet become President Unelect of All of Europe as the tide is apparently turning in his favour and the vomit inducing SillyBland is suddenly popping up everywhere smugly advancing the proto-Marxist message.
Even with the curse of the One Eyed Stiff One, the polls show only a 10% gap between the two main parties.
No one can write them off. They have too much power and influence in the media, the Civil Service, the benefits industry, the trade unions, the vast public sector, the BBC, the quangocracy and there are still too many people to corrupt.
Very true.
It could all depend on the final choice of strategy after the election date is announced.
I can’t imagine the Tories attacking Brown until it is too late to replace him.
The real campaign begins around Feb 2010.
He made me late for work (nightshift) first time ever because the Medway Bridge was closed.
I used to run the IT systems at that school. It’s a nice place. Right on the top of a hill, too, which shows that Jonah Brown must have showered his shit most copiously for it to reach them.
Seaside homes in danger of collapsing into sea.
Wasn’t it just two years ago that Gordon Brown took a seaside holiday?
The curse strikes again!
Tut! tut! Kent visited by the cnut! Kent cursed. Kent, the orchard of England., will probably suffer a plague of maggots in next years apples etc. Oh! Woe!Woe!
thrice woe. Or is it whoa?. I was never good at English, being English…
Anyway, with the entire country cursed by the dead hand of socialism, all our apples have worms.
Woe! Woe! thrice woe!
Not only does the curse work, it even has reverse powers. Brown slagged off John and Edward on X Factor on 5 November 2009. Two weeks later, and in direct contrast to general expectation, and they are still on the show!