Al Gore TV Calls Palin a “TWILF”
Whilst the left on both sides of the Atlantic goes completely neurotic about the populist success of Murdoch’s Fox News they forget that Al Gore owns a TV station aimed at the MTV generation – Current TV – unlike Fox it has lost over $10m every year since it started in 2004. It is a rabidly left-wing channel, with plenty of mentalism of the enviro kind, that out-crazies Glenn Beck’s infotainment by a long chalk. It is always claiming that the planet is on the edge of extinction making those Sunday morning hell-and-brimstone televangelists look moderate by comparison.
Current TV has a cartoon show “Supernews” aimed at kids which has just provoked controversy after describing Sarah Palin as a “TWILF” – which Guido likes to believe stands for Twitterer I Would Like To Follow. The politically correct might note that Palin was also mocked as a “Gun – Ho” which Guido thought was quite funny, but suspects if he used “ho” about a female politician the left-wing Thought Police would be frothing. For some reason twittering Conservative women drive left-wingers to apoplexy. Britain’s TWILFs; Nadine Dorries, Joanne Cash and Louise Bagshawe provoke masses of abuse from the left-wing Twitterati. Nadine in particular is plagued with fake Twitter accounts impersonating her. A dangerous game now the High Court has ruled Twitter impersonation actionable…
High Court Judge ” What is Twitter”?
Twit.
Yep. Oh and get off my blog you pinhead.
For many years, it has been a widely held belief that the environment is an issue for the left. So I understand why, in environmental circles, the high profile that my party has recently given to the challenge of climate change was greeted initially with a degree of scepticism. The green movement was similarly suspicious of Governor Schwarzenegger in California when he began to focus on the same issue. But suspicion has now turned to surprise, with the realisation that politicians of the centre right are engaged, in earnest, with this most pressing and crucial challenge for our society.
I shared a platform with Tony Juniper, director of Friends of the Earth, and committed my party to supporting a climate change Bill in the Queen’s speech. Such a Bill would establish year-on-year targets for the reduction of greenhouse gas emissions by at least 60 per cent by 2050, set in place a legal framework to ensure the targets are met, and establish an independent monitor to report to Parliament on Britain’s progress in meeting them.
Politicians must work together, nationally and internationally, if we are to develop an effective response to the global challenge of climate change. Our children will judge the current generation of political leaders on our ability to put aside party differences in order to face up to this unprecedented global threat.
I recently met former US Vice-President Al Gore, whose powerful film about climate change, An Inconvenient Truth, is about to be distributed in UK cinemas, and I am delighted that Republican Senator John McCain, who has done so much to promote a cross-party consensus on climate change in the US, will be coming to our party conference in Bournemouth this October. Rising to the threat of climate change will require more than conventional party politics has to offer
- David Cameron
So, David, it still is an issue for the left. Do you reject all that Chrostopher Monckton has to say about Gore and his numbskull campaigning?
I will be voting at the next election for a candidate who wants to address the most pressing issues in UK politics – corruption, theft, dishonesty, ignorance, greed and arrogance in Parliament – rather than hysterical moral posturing.
Ask yourself why left wing Obama is cooling in his fervour for the Copenhagen Climate Treaty. Could it be that he associates it with the loss of national sovereignty – that you have colluded in – and the frightening rise of a non-democratic European secretive state?
The problem with all this fundamentalist enviro-preaching is that all sorts of self-contradictory bollox is actioned, such as cutting down huge forests for UK green madness which has to be the finest bit of eco-irony I’ve heard in a long while.
And deliberately blurring the two distinct but opposite fields of “conserving fuel consumption and efficiencies” and Anthropomorphic Global Waming is equally mendacious.
Dave certainly believes in AGW
‘Dave certainly believes in AGW’ – if he does he has lost my vote and probably those of the rest of my family.
Sadly, much of this new religion is just that. There are many ways that the abundant energy in our environment can be exploited and reduce our dependence on inefficient combustion of hydro-carbons. Governments have been pouring money into photo-voltaics for decades and have discovered the limitations.
The real problem is that politicians can gain no personal power or wealth by sponsoring sound scientific education and research. They only want to give our money to people with impressive titles but malleable morals. I can give you a long list of university professors who will say pretty much anything you like for the right kind of money.
Education in maths, science and engineering is being deliberately degraded by western political gangsters because their ambitions might be thwarted by objective thruths. We are already well on our way to a return of the Pol Pot regime on a global basis.
It is already the case in the UK that speech is not free. If you speak something unacceptable, you will suffer punishments ranging from arbitrary application of silly laws to murder. Thought crime is something that politicians on all sides would like to be legislated against.
We must rid ourselves of criminal political gangs, including the 3 main parties. We need to elect a truly indepenent parliament and then purge professional politicians from public life.
My fear is that there will be apathy at the next election and not enough change will be made. I fear that that the consequences could be very distressing.
Semen
While we are at it I loved all your nonsense about CFI.
I suppose when it comes to right wing libertatrian menatlists telling it straight you are now behind the “Big O”, I wonder why you got all defensive surrounding that august band of political manipulators?
However given your past and your worship of big strong black men, I take it you are still missing Jonas Savimbi. I take it your setting up of “Spunky Spunky” was your way of getting over his loss.
As they say one man’s terrorist is another man’s wet dream.
Interesting to see what you will be up to when Jack’s back?
How do lefties reconcile their support for the environment with their support for mass immigration? Do they think a projected 17% increase in the population will have little impact on the countryside and the environment?
Looks like a Milliband (either) crime stoppers photofit in 5 years
Semen
Are you deleting posts this morning?
That’s Michael Savage yelling ‘Get Off My Phone’.
Pinhead.
A species of egocentric shouting unto the void.
Much like blogging (q.v.), but with the benefit of brevity.
you should have Palin perform an exorcism on Madine Dorries
fucking religious fruitloops
Madine Dorries is not religious, she is a fraud, much like Cameo is a green fraud.
God is Truth is Love
I just want to make sure that nobody thinks for one moment that the carbon trading schemes were designed by a company called Enron.
I just want to make that quite clear.
The fraudsters and thieves who brought Enron to its knees did not design the carbon trading scheme.
It is a lie. Anybody who says such a thing is a liar.
The world will explode in 48 hours if you do not give me and my dodgy fraudster Enron and oil mates all your money.
That is not a lie.
Only by paying more tax can we save the world.
TWILF
That will be how Gordon is refered to after the election.
Twat I’d like to forget.
FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!!
Thunderous Applause
Taxation. Will. Increase. Labours. Folly.
Its not that good
hey, it’s pretty good.
you churlish bastard.
cheer up auntie, go on, have a biscuit.
Let’s hope he becomes untouchable, no one should wish to be connected with him, his Cv will be trash, crap chancellor, crap pm. History will judge him to be poor in all that he touched, least of all for pensions which is a festering sore that will effect so many in the future, NEVER FORGET what he did in 97.
On deeds alone, that’s where Bliar should be, yet he’s back in the frame for top Euro trougher once more.
As I reported before, the deal was done ages ago.
It has cost the UK billions to get Bliar his power trip. But the deal is done.
The hesitation was a pure smokescreen. The deal is done.
Is there any credence in the suspicion that The Chump Of The Universe is looking more relaxed because his mates in the EU have set him up with a non-job to end all non-jobs? The fortunes of the Welsh Windbag set a precedent.
Certainement. Mon Ami.
Jobs for the boys, why else would Gorgon push for a Blair Presidency?
He has to make it look like he made the difference to Bliars fortunes.
Yet he denigrated him as untrustworthy.
Could be tricky for him.
You have to shake hands without taking aim
Brown has a job at Goldman Sachs waiting for him, result of all the business he put their way, without any tender process. Iam also minded how Goldman got close to the one eyed c.unt through his very close aide Sue Nye, wife of Gavin Davies >ex goldman< it is the old soviet way, get close, stay close, and in goldies case pick off all the business
That’s entertainment.
I look forward to the day he makes Golden Sacks bankrupt. Or maybe they are aware of this and will just have him on light dusting and hoovering.
Total W*nker I’d Like to Forget?
TWILF
That will be how Cameron refers to Bliar
Twat I like to follow
Radio 5 live at the moment interviewing the Sun, covering that letter AGAIN and claiming that that one front page has changed the MOOD MUSIC of the prime minister and given him great sympathiser.
The BBC are sucking every last drop of blood out of this one.
Fuckwits!
Any news on the investigation as to whether Mandelbum and his acolytes were behind the flood of commenter support for Brown on the Daily Hail and other sites?
There was some talk of isp checks etc.
If they were manipulating on government/public money time they should be denounced.
Every little bit of sh*te heaped on them helps.
People just got sick of the way the grieving mother was manipulated by her handler. Noose International began back pedalling when they realised the recordings of the handlers whisperings might come out.
At has changed Brown’s profile considerbaly for the better.
MB, you obviously swallow if you believe that
Considering your chosen name and the frequency of your need to inform us when your urges get too much, the image you are giving us is both revolting and dreadfully pathetic
laugh along
Reggie
NI is running on very shaky ground with this issue.
As noted above there is enough evidence of encouragement to scare even a Murdock if it all got out.
Consequently if they want to play hardball on this they will lose and lose big.
Junior Junior only got the gig because of his name and I fear he will be in for a life changing event if he wants to go for Round 2.
The elephant in the room in all of the is NI tax position in the UK.
They take the money of the squaddies.
They make a profit out of those revenues.
They pay fuck all tax in the UK.
No tax take in the UK means that the grunt’s on the ground have less kit to keep themselves alive.
Repeat this state of affairs ad infitum and the Sainted JL of Gurka fame would have an image problem.
However it is not the Sainted one we are talking about it is NI / Murdock Jnr Jnr / the only woman in the world who Wayne Rooney’s maw is frightened off and it is a whole new ball game.
NI has history.
It has a charge sheet as long as your arm
It is / was running a major phone tapping operation.
Add this into the mix that it is going out of its way to deny our boys in the A’stan much needed equipment and it will get very nasty very quickly.
“At has changed Brown’s profile considerbaly for the better.”
Ah yes, that’ll be the ‘minus 3% growth’ in the Labour poll ratings since last month.
At is correct.
New Labour Jobless Dickhead.
The reason NI dont pay any corporation tax in the UK along with several other large firms including SmithKline Beecham and others is that your one eyed fuckwit, when he was chancellor engineered the tax system so that they didnt fucking have to.
Brown will be out on his fat jock arse before that tax rule gets changed. After all Gormless Gordon was happy to put the fucker in and has been happy to leave it in for TWELVE FUCKING YEARS.
So wind your fucking neck in you fucking stooge.
Kamikaze the Nazi
Very “Norman” of you.
I do it because I can not because it is right.
NI shout long and hard about “Our Boys”, well their part in the squaddies lack of equipment is on the agenda and it won’t make pretty reading for Jnr Jnr and the rest of the NI Shadow Government.
If you, like me thinks the situation is wrong the next step then is to sort the problem out. If you think that Scratchy and Sniffy are the people to do this then you really are flying without oxygen.
Big issue all round for the political class but something will happen.
The corporate welfare state has to stop.
Consequently away and bile yer heid ya muppet.
You have all the hallmarks of an MOD sponsored private schooler slumming it it at Ryanair.
TWILF is this the same as MILF? If so what is the T for?
Twins
Having sold most of our Gold at record Low Prices, Gordon is now giving the rest away to the Taleban.
British forces buy off Taleban with “bags of gold”
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/Afghanistan/article6919516.ece
That if once you have paid him the Danegeld,
You never get rid of the Dane.
it’s the only language that they understand, gold, innit?
It worked in Iraq.
“It worked in Iraq.”
Yep, all the bombing, murder, and anarchy has completely stopped.
Now all they have to worry about is rising sea levels due to AGW.
It didn’t work in Iraq MB. That was the problem.
Paying off the militias was just funding them to make attacks on coalition forces.
The tactics that proved effective was overwhelming force and an understanding with various factions.
It was the same tactics that were advocated for victory in vietnam that were not implemented.
Put 200,000 troops into Pakistan/Afghan border and the problem would be solved. Its whether you have the political will , fiances and are willing to accept constant high daily losses to do it.
I don’t think anyone does. But its either that or get out altogether.
It stopped the insurgents killing ameri cans.
Isn’t it?
do your new labour handlers keep you in a box in the cellar masterbaiter and only let you out to post party propaganda here?
I fucking hope so you c’unt.
even if they do keep you locked up in a box, you must still have access, albeit for a very limited time during your propaganda broadcasts, to the media: and yet you say the Iraqi insurgency has stopped?
“mission accomplished”, eh masterbaiter?
get back in your box masterbaiter. you are a total fucking spastic.
fuck off you crackhead c’unt.
no refund.
Brown removed UK troops from Basra and then Iraq, pronto, well done Brown.
tat, try to keep up.
masterbaiter said: “It stopped the insurgents killing ameri cans.”
That is a lie. therefore masterbaiter is a liar. why is he/she/it lying? who is he/she/it lying for?
“Mission Accomplished”, eh Masterbaiter?
whoops, you have just exposed your true position.
excellent.
you fucking dope.
Stop ending everything with “isn’t it” Jonty – it’s funny when Armstrong and Miller do it, but when you say it, it just sounds like some spoilt brat trendy pseudo socialist rebelling against mummy and daddy who has an overinflated sense of their own funnyness – just like your conservitudes crap in fact.
Twitterer I’d Like to Follow?
You chump.
“Follow” yeah, sure, that is what the “F” means. Sure, I’m convinced.
Oh, Al Gore has demonstrated his utter lack of scientific understanding and complete disregard for facts again by claiming on NBC’s tonight Show with Conan O’Brien that the temperature of rocks only 2 KM or so down is several million degrees!
The fact is that rocks are between 500 and 900 degrees at that depth.
This is why climate alarmists make me laugh.
They will denigrate any scientist, no matter the amount of Phd’s. published, peer reviewed papers, professorships, etc. if their research does not support a hypothesis that is increasingly being proven false by nature (AGW catastrophy), but they support this failed, idiot, lying, politician no matter what utter bullshit he spouts. He claims to be religious and his particular sect believes that the earth is only a few thousand years old. Yet these well-meaning alarmist idiots give Al Gore a total pass! Even after ALL the more alarmist threats asserted by his “inconvenient truth” polemic have been proven false, he still keeps making those misleading claims. Mind-you, his fear-mongering and insider trading based on those fears are set to make him billions of dollars, so no conflict of interest there is there?
Why is Al Gore’s own carbon footprint far greater than George Bush’s? Could it be that the Gore knows that what he is preaching is utter bullshit after all? I will not be lectured on climate-change by a man whose own carbon footprint is more than 100 times greater than my own.
The ice-core and tree-ring-proxy “hockey sticks” have been proven to be a total fraud. The radiative balance of CO2 has been shown to be negative according to observation, rather than flawed computer modelling and the earth has been cooling. The minimum ice extent in the Arctic has increased by over 10% per year for the last two years and the maximum ice extent in the Antarctic was the greatest extent on record this year, recently sea levels have levelled off from their normal inch or so rise per year and those fucking polar bears are breeding like rabbits!
But the alarmists would rather listen to a religious nutcase who believes the earth is only a few thousand years old and that the temperature of the rocks a couple of kilometers down is 10,000% hotter than reality. Perhaps this is why one alarmist wrote on a blog that we are destroying the planet and unless we evolve to breathe lava in the next 100 years, we are doomed!
And they are wondering why the majority view in the west is becoming ever more sceptical of the anthropogenic influence on climate change.
Tax Lava.
Its the right thing to do!
Oh wait, tax folks living above the mantle, then they will be made to realise their ignorance of the perils of a hot earth.
Tax, tax, tax, tax, tax, tax, tax ad infinitum.
Well said Mr Ned. I suspect that they will be revising their ‘age of the earth’ policy so that they can expunge the Mediaeval Warm period – which is a bit of an ‘incovenient truth’ for the loonies.
There are good and bad scientists all over the world. The bad ones are the ones that are influenced by amoral politicians. In fact, pretty much everything influenced by politicians ends up like the contents of Brown’s trousers.
What a horrid thought!
real scientists (that would be the owerwhelming majority and not the ones bought and paid for by Exxon and their fronts) tend to repsect prestigious peer reviewed scientific journals like nature instead of the crazed buffoonery of far right bloggers and dimwits like Palin whose husband works for a Giant Oil Company
nature
“The IPCC report has served a useful purpose in removing the last ground from under the sceptics’ feet, leaving them looking marooned and ridiculous.”
Now what corporation did that virtuous ‘socialist’ Anji Hunter (Tony Blair’s long time friend and “the most influential non-elected person in Downing Street” during his spell there) go to work for, with all her prime insider knowledge?
Was it BP by any chance?
A fucking scandle and a disgrase.
Got anything to say about her mr. prostlatie for the new world order.
Real scientists publish their data sets, and don’t cherry pick data to suit prejudged conclusions.
Man made global warming is a theory in search of evidence – and that’s a fact.
Belief in MMGW is, as the courts and superfreakonomics points out, a faith position. It is not science. The scientific method demands a control, demands replication, demands falsifiability – the MMGW story skips all this. All it has are computer models.
I build computer models. They tell you nothing you don’t already know – they simply clarify. And if you miss something out…. they don’t match the real world.
MMGW might be true – it might. But we have no strong proof that it is. Or that we could counter it. Yet we’re prepared to impoverish the West to suit halfwits like Gore, while India and China surge past us. You really really really think China is going to turn back the clock to suit this myth?
Does anyone really believe that?
yes,
get a tin-foil hat for your New World Order Lizard People problem
And Blair was a moneygrubbing cun’t and all is friends are moneygrubbing cun’ts too
he was best buds with neocon oilman Dubya if you remember
Bliar even fought a disasterous war to please Dubya who only invaded to please God who personally told Dubya it was a great idea
Mr. Fisher. Its not just computer models.
Also: “we’re prepared to impoverish the West”. No we aren’t – its just not going to happen.
One claim thrown out by the alarmists is that there isn’t a single peer-reviewed scientific publication that is sceptical of AGW.
WRONG!
Here is a list of 450 of them representing THOUSANDS of scientists:
http://www.populartechnology.net/2009/10/peer-reviewed-papers-supporting.html
And no, it these are NOT oil-funded. IN FACT there is more oil money being pumped into AGW research than there is in neutral climate research.
The Alarmists cannot let the FACTS get in the way of scary alarmism can they?
As for the IPCC, lead by a railway engineer come economist? How many of the peer-reviewed journals that the IPCC rely on actually support their alarmist view on catastrophic climate change caused by man? Hmmmmmmm?
JUST FOUR! A clear majority of the scientific journals used by the IPCC actually disagree with the alarmist argument. The do contend that CO2 has a warming effect, which it obviously does, but that it has a minor effect and it is NOT in any way leading to catastrophe.
The IPCC is NOT a scientific organisation. It is a POLITICAL organisation, which cherry-picks evidence gathered by paid for scientists to pursue a political agenda to create a political consensus to create an international legal framework that can control, restrict and tax all human activity all over the world.
Copenhagen is clearly concerned with creating the embyro of a global government for precisely this purpose.
Anyone who uses the IPCC to claim a scientific point automatically loses the argument.
There is NO scientific consensus on the causes or the extent of climate change,
“The scientific method demands a control, demands replication, demands falsifiability – the MMGW story skips all this. All it has are computer models.”
Best call those amateurs at nature and tell them of their foolishness
What the fuck would they know about “The scientific method” after all ?
I’m sure they will be grateful for your searing insights and shocking revelation that scientists use computers
“get a tin-foil hat for your New World Order Lizard People problem”
There is the intellectual standard of the climate alarmist!
Scientific groups who confirm anthropogenic global warming
Joint science academies’ statements
Since 2001, 32 national science academies have come together to issue joint declarations confirming anthropogenic global warming, and urging the nations of the world to reduce emissions of greenhouse gases. The signatories of these statements have been the national science academies of Australia, Belgium, Brazil, Cameroon, Canada, the Caribbean, China, France, Ghana, Germany, Indonesia, Ireland, Italy, India, Japan, Kenya, Madagascar, Malaysia, Mexico, Nigeria, New Zealand, Russia, Senegal, South Africa, Sudan, Sweden, Tanzania, Uganda, United Kingdom, United States, Zambia, and Zimbabwe.
2001-Following the publication of the IPCC Third Assessment Report, sixteen national science academies issued a joint statement explicitly acknowledging the IPCC position as representing the scientific consensus on climate change science. The sixteen science academies that issued the statement were those of Australia, Belgium, Brazil, Canada, the Caribbean, China, France, Germany, India, Indonesia, Ireland, Italy, Malaysia, New Zealand, Sweden, and the United Kingdom.
2005-The national science academies of the G8 nations, plus Brazil, China and India, three of the largest emitters of greenhouse gases in the developing world, signed a statement on the global response to climate change. The statement stresses that the scientific understanding of climate change is now sufficiently clear to justify nations taking prompt action, and explicitly endorsed the IPCC consensus. The eleven signatories were the science academies of Brazil, Canada, China, France, Germany, India, Italy, Japan, Russia, the United Kingdom, and the United States.
2007-In preparation for the 33rd G8 summit, the national science academies of the G8+5 nations issued a declaration referencing the position of the 2005 joint science academies’ statement, and acknowledging the confirmation of their previous conclusion by recent research. Following the IPCC Fourth Assessment Report, the declaration states, “It is unequivocal that the climate is changing, and it is very likely that this is predominantly caused by the increasing human interference with the atmosphere. These changes will transform the environmental conditions on Earth unless counter-measures are taken.” The thirteen signatories were the national science academies of Brazil, Canada, China, France, Germany, Italy, India, Japan, Mexico, Russia, South Africa, the United Kingdom, and the United States.
2008-In preparation for the 34th G8 summit, the national science academies of the G8+5 nations issued a declaration reiterating the position of the 2005 joint science academies’ statement, and reaffirming “that climate change is happening and that anthropogenic warming is influencing many physical and biological systems.” Among other actions, the declaration urges all nations to “(t)ake appropriate economic and policy measures to accelerate transition to a low carbon society and to encourage and effect changes in individual and national behaviour.” The thirteen signatories were the same national science academies that issued the 2007 joint statement.
2009-In advance of the UNFCCC negotiations to be held in Copenhagen in December 2009, the national science academies of the G8+5 nations issued a joint statement declaring, “Climate change and sustainable energy supply are crucial challenges for the future of humanity. It is essential that world leaders agree on the emission reductions needed to combat negative consequences of anthropogenic climate change”. The statement references the IPCC’s Fourth Assessment of 2007, and asserts that “climate change is happening even faster than previously estimated; global CO2 emissions since 2000 have been higher than even the highest predictions, Arctic sea ice has been melting at rates much faster than predicted, and the rise in the sea level has become more rapid.” The thirteen signatories were the same national science academies that issued the 2007 and 2008 joint statements.
Not much intellectual rigour there compared to far right bloggers
Ned.
Also: “One claim thrown out by the alarmists is that there isn’t a single peer-reviewed scientific publication that is sceptical of AGW.”
Thats a Straw man. I’ve never heard owt like that.
Mr. Fisher. Its not just computer models.
Oh, they have crystal balls too?
It is *just* computer models.
They have data relating to carbon levels in the distant past, they have data relating to climatic condictions in the past – they do not know exactly how those two are connected because they do not know everything about those past conditions. They also do not know what they do not know.
Looking at the distant past suggests a correlation – it does not indicate which was causation’s arrow points, or indeed if there is an arrow.
Looking at the more recent past does not suggest a direct causal correlation between MM carbon and global temperatures – unless you accept the hockey stick and pretty much no one does now. Cherry picked and secret data – this is not science. is it?
If you *stretch* recent data, and extrapolate, and feed it into models then you can get MMGW. You *can*. But only in the models. And as we all know, the models have not accurately predicted recent temperatures.
What we are missing – and what firmly removes this from a couple of thousand years of developing scientific method – is a control. Because we don’t have a control, we cannot firmly establish causation. The only place we can do this is…. in the models.
BTW, the zillions of scientists who put their names to MMGW – so what?
They’re wrong. I’m right. As time will tell. There are dozens of reasons why scientists might flock to a dodgy theory – it’s not new. For background reading you can try Popper, Kuhn or my own look at this in Index on Censorship “Big science and little white lies, 1999, issue three I think.
“BTW, the zillions of scientists who put their names to MMGW – so what?
They’re wrong. I’m right.”
there we have it in a nutshell folks
For man made climate change read:
Man made consciousness change.
It’s what the christians did, and it worked for them.
The hockey stick has not been proved a fraud. Provide a URL if you still believe that. Some economists (shite … them?) said they found fault in it and they didn’t.
Wheres the Co2 radiative balance stuff? URL again plz.
that stuff about the ice sheets. sounds like badly cherry picked bollocks again just like the “not as hot as 1998″ stuff.
Perhaps you are aiming all this at “climate alarmists” … but they aren’t the ones writing in scientific journals making individual points that anyone is free to discuss/dispute/write their own paper if they know what they are on about. If you don’t know what you’re on about you can write a paperback or a blog.
climaterealists.com //www.climatescienceinternational.org or just search ‘mann hockey stick fraud’ you could try antigreen.blogspot.com or anyone of hundreds of sites maybe this will help!.
‘The US National Academy of Sciences (NAS) appointed a committee chaired by Professor Wegman to investigate and arbitrate. His committee report found in favor of M&M as follows;
It is not clear that Mann and associates realized the error in their methodology at the time of publication. Because of the lack of full documentation of their data and computer code, we have not been able to reproduce their research. We did, however, successfully recapture similar results to those of MM.[Steve McIntyre and Ross McKitrick (M&M)] This recreation supports the critique of the MBH98 methods, as the offset of the mean value creates an artificially large deviation from the desired mean value of zero.’
Mann continues to refuse disclosure of all his codes!
Manns hockey stick was based on flawed statistical analysis of ice cores. The other Hockey stick was based on Briffa et al’s use of 12 tree-ring proxies that produced a false record of temperature in the region that they were taken from. A record that did not match the surface station or satellite records.
As for the radiative forcing. look up Dr. Richard Lindzen of MIT.
I have read a rather good, but incomplete critique of Lindzen. But this goes to prove what I have been saying. Whenever you do take the care to get into climate research, you soon discover that there is NO scientific consensus.
Unless consensus looks like scientists arguing like cat and dog in staunch defence of contradictory conclusions!
I thought consensus looked like people agreeing with each other, but there is precious little of that when one considers the solar effect, or how clouds are formed, or how ocean currents contain and distribute heat or how much sea-levels will rise…
When you get into the detail of how the climate actually works, and what that means for the future, consensus breaks down rather rapidly, and if scientists cannot agree on how much influence the sun has on our climate, or on how increasing CO2 effects cloud formation, then you are NOT going to get consensus on climate change.
When you throw various Pacific oscillations into the mix and what effects that the lag in time of the release of heat from the oceans into the atmosphere, and the thousands of other cyclical climate effects, then we get even more confusion and less consensus still.
Let’s look at the Antarctic. Only ONE paper suggests that this continent has warmed recently. (and look at how much media coverage that got!) Then that had to be based on ONE possible group of surface stations being analysed by the invention of a new statistical analysis technique to produce that result! Any other series of statistical techniques, or combination of surface stations produced a flat, or cooling result. (and look at how little coverage the sceptics received despite dozens of articles being written)
Who is in the consensus view now? Certainly NOT Steig et al (with a cameo appearance by stat-stickster Michael Mann)
Claiming that alarmist scientists that agree with each other is scientific consensus of the overwhelming majority, is just NOT TRUE.
No more than claiming that the most devout of Catholics agreeing that Jesus is the Lord our God manifest in human form is proof of overwhelming human belief in Jesus being literally God himself.
From my neutral research over the past 5 years, I see NO consensus, but I do see lots of healthy scientific debate, a lot of excellent fact finding and empirical research into the mechanisms of how the climate actually works and more and more signs that the ALARMIST end of the spectrum are being proved wrong. The most common view is that the earth has warmed over the last 160 years. Some of this may be due to CO2, but we are still unclear as to how much and that there is NO sign that we are facing a catastrophe because of CO2.
There are MAJOR problems with localised and regionalised pollution and environmental vandalism on a biblical scale. What infuriates me is that this false and misleading obsession with CO2 is distracting and getting in the way of solving the very real, very serious problem of deforestation. Much of which is at the behest at the same climate alarmists due to their desire to grow bio-fuel. Our nearest cousin, the Urang-utan is on the verge of extinction because of climate alarmism and THAT is disgusting.
We create a vicious and utterly false poster campaign to save the rapidly breeding polar bear (an animal I would NOT want to meet in nature unless I had a very powerful gun) and let the amazing Urang-utan die out completely. It is SICK!
it’s JUST NOT TRUE!!
(the capitals make my assertion extra truthful)
Observations:
The atmosphere does not have a temperature.
The world has grown cooler since 1998.
The climate is constantly changing, in a complex, non-linear way.
We have no adequate model for natural climate change.
Climate data from before 1850 rely on proxy information that is impossible to interpret precisely.
No current climate models deal with water vapour in even a faintly adequate way.
Computer models of climate more than a short time in the future are worthless because of extreme sensitivity to initial conditions and complex non-linearity causing massive feedback effects.
The atmosphere is already very nearly opaque to infra-red radiation at the relevant wavelengths.
Urbanization means that past data from surface weather stations cannot be compared with modern data in a rigorous way, without extensive fudging.
Most warmists make their living out of the AGW theory. Most sceptics are unpaid.
Much of the data supporting AGW is carefully selected from a larger sample – for instance, tree-ring data.
It is impossible to extract information about past temperatures from tree-ring data, because so many other factors affect tree growth.
The ‘argument from authority’ (‘all these important people believe something, so you must’) is not admissible in science.
The predictions of the AGW theory have not come true.
There are no facts in science – only observations and deductions.
If it’s science, it isn’t settled. If it’s settled, it isn’t science.
evolution and gravity
apart from nutcases nobody denies the basics
and nobody apart from far right bloggers and shills of the Oil Corpoprations thinks AGW is anything other than the overwhelming settled view of scientists around the world
who do we turn to for science
scientists or far right bloggers
that’s a though one isn’t it ?
Al Gore is about to become the world’s first ‘carbon billionaire’. He and his friend Maurice Strong, amongst a relatively small cabal, are the REAL enemies-du-jour of humanity – environmental terrsts all of which the likes of Milliband x 2 are merely willing, enabling lackies.
It began with “acid rain”, went on to the ozone hole, Chernobyl didn’t help….Three Mile Island neither, then via cometary threats we’ve finally been steered to ‘global warming’. We should be vigilant about ‘disclosure’ too – ya know, “we’ve been in contact with aliens since Roswell” etc
and which it’s rumoured St Obama of Kenya/Hawaii/Indonesia/Chicago is supposedly going to announce shortly.
Don’t even get me started on Maurice Strong, the man that wants to KILL BILLIONS of our species.
That is what this climate alarmism is all about. Global depopulation.
But, 1800 Cunliffe-Arsely, I shall not do your research for you, look them up for yourself. While you are at it, look at some of the 450 peer-reviewed climate papers I posted above.
It is well known now that the tree-ring proxies produce a false and misleading temperature record and that the hockey stick Briffa produced was dependent on only 12 trees, whereas a more representative use of trees from the region produced a temperature record that, not only, concurred with the thermometer and satellite records for the same dates, but produced a record that does NOT show a hockey-stick.
These alarmists have cherry-picked and falsified data to remove the earlier Roman and medieval warm periods, and therefore give false and misleading weight to the recent warming from the mini-ice-age.
There is NO reputable, indisputable, measurable, (and therefore scientific) empirical evidence to support the hypothesis of an impending man-made global warming catastrophe. NONE!
How can you support “so-called” scientists that rely on keeping their raw data secret? That in itself is an abuse of science.
There is NO consensus on the causes and extent of Climate change.
Ned.
“not do your research” is actually standard crap from people who believe in all sorts of bollocks. From moon fraud to homeopathy.
If you just want to make assertions that cannot be assed provide no URL. Remember David bellamy and his 555 glaciers? you could quote that if you liked, one would never know its complete bollocks plus a typo.
A few points:
a) Peer reviewed doesn’t mean its true.
b) some of those journals are low impact/low quality.
c) The ones that are valid are pointing to details, and improving the science. Great. but one swallow doesn’t make it a summer, unless its convenient to anti-AGW.
Cunliffe, thanks for raising Bellamy. Just proves that you need to rely on straw-men to support your argument. I had no intention of raising Bellamy.
Just the fact that there is NO consensus across climate science as to the causes and extent of climate change.
After all, climate change is natural. In fact change is all the climate does! If not, then I would not be writing this from here as where I am sitting was buried under half a mile of ice only 14,000 years ago. That is a blink of an eye in geological terms, and we know that climate does change very abruptly and very quickly at times. Often by as much as 6 degrees or more in a century. This is entirely natural, unless you are suggesting that cave men drove SUVs?
What is not known for certain is what causes the most rapid of climate changes. This is where the alarmists and the sceptics disagree and where consensus is lost.
Or are you drawing on the old climate alarmist mantra of “if they disagree with the alarmist argument then they are not a proper climate scientist”. But that fuckwit Gore can claim that the earth’s mantle is millions of degrees centigrade and he gets adulation?
The fact is the earth has cooled, AND warmed. it just depends on when you measure from and to. Alarmists ONLY allow measurements from a cooler start point to a warmer end-point to be considered a valid measurement. That is NOT science.
Alarmist science is the only science that is entirely conclusion led, and allows ANYONE to be considered a valid and reputable scientists based solely on the side of the argument that their conclusion supports, regardless of academic background and where raw data is not required to support conclusions and where hiding data is acceptable.
Alarmist science is not science at all.
Additionally …
““not do your research” is actually standard crap from people who believe in all sorts of bollocks. From moon fraud to homeopathy.”
Who suggested moon fraud or homeopathy? Again you raise specious straw men arguments.
On and for the record, I do NOT believe in the man-never-went-to-the-moon conspiracies as I do know personally several of the engineers and scientists who put men on the moon. IT HAPPENED!
Homeopathy. This only works in exactly the same way that placebos work. No magic or science required.
Get back to the science. UNLIKE the alarmists.
As for “do your research” stems from my spending 5 years researching this and reading many journals and publications supportive of BOTH sides. I started out from an alarmist viewpoint, but the evidence as I see it points the other way. I shall NOT do your research for you. it is all out there available. But what you will find is that the “sceptical” side is more open with the raw data than the “alarmist” side as they have less to hide.
Your other points:
“a) Peer reviewed doesn’t mean its true.” I Agree, but tell that to the alarmists whose view is ” Peer reviewed doesn’t mean its true unless the publication refers to the support for an AGW conclusion”
“b) some of those journals are low impact/low quality.” As are the majority of the AGW alarmists journals. Hiding raw data, withholding raw data, using specious and flawed use of statistics etc.
“c) The ones that are valid are pointing to details, and improving the science. Great. but one swallow doesn’t make it a summer, unless its convenient to anti-AGW.” I could say the same for alarmism articles such as Steig et al.
Where is the consensus? You have to lie and ignore a lot of good science, (and some piss poor science to, to be fair) And solely include some good and a lot of piss poor science to find consensus.
I would argue that there is no Consensus and that the only REAL model of the climate we have is NOT behaving as the alarmists have been predicting. It throws up an abundance of contradictory evidence which both sides leap upon. The rapid Arctic melt in the late summer of 2007 was leapt upon as proof of AGW, when in reality it was proof of very rare northern currents and the ice extent has been returning to a more normal level since, with the minimum extent increasing by over 10% per year as witnessed by the people who became trapped in the ice on an ice-breaker on a climate change tour.
The ice reducing on Mount Kilimanjaro is another area that alarmists jump on. But this is down to deforestation reducing the moisture in the air in that region leading to less precipitation leading to ice that evaporates not being replaced by fresh snow. The ice there cannot melt, unless you know of a mechanism by which ice can melt at a temperature below freezing? After all, the temperature on Kilamanjaro has NOT increased, but there is a lot less forestation to trap and produce the moisture to produce rain and snow around the base of that mountain due to deforestation and farming.
There are hundreds of other examples I could cite, but space is limited.
Again I state there is no consensus.
Remember the Year 2000 overhype?
Climate change scoundrels will suffer the same fate.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=249_1248069465
Weathermen and 30,000 scientists want to sue Al Gore
Maurice Strong? Oh! Maurice ‘Blofeld’ Strong!
There has been no one like Maurice Strong before, except perhaps in fiction – Ernst Blofeld comes to mind, 007′s round-faced nemesis in You Only Live Twice. But Blofeld sought to attack the world order, to challenge it from some remote hideaway – not to co-opt it, and transform it from the inside as Strong does.
Blofeld would threaten a meeting of the UN; Strong would chair the meeting and script its agenda. Strangely, Strong once indulged his inner Blofeld, musing to a stunned reporter about a violent plot to take over the world through one of his many super-organizations.
http://www.taxtyranny.ca/images/HTML/Maurice-Strong/article1.html
Not sure where you’ve got your ‘between 500 and 900 degrees’ from.
Oil wells can go down several miles and electronic equipment goes down there to monitor what’s going on. The highest survivable temperatures are around 260 C / 500 F, but usually the temperatures are rather lower.
The point is that even you are exaggerating the underground temperatures.
You could also have mentioned Gore’s hysterical ravings about Venus, despite that planet never being in any way comparable with Earth.
Shows how far wrong Al gore got it by claiming millions of degrees then doesn’t it.
I was also going to add that some drilling in the north of Alaska went down a mile and only reached temperatures of 100 degrees C.
urban dictionary
TWILF
1. Acronym, stands for “Tweep I’d like to follow.”
2. n. One who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles.
v. His favorite pastime is twilfing.
3. Same as MILF, but aimed at Girls in their 20s!
Since none of the women mentioned fall into the third category we are left with the two other ones
the 2nd one conjures up a terrible image of the PM in the bath.
I can only hope he’s alone.
Mandlebum: We dive at dawn!!!
Mad Nads probably thinks there are miniature submarines in the bath causing the bubbles sent by the dastardly B**klay Brothers to spy on her
The left have a special hatred for conservative women. They have strayed off the plantation of victimhood and must be punished as traitors or heretics.
Not the fact that they are women just the fact that they approve of big guns,hanging and like to drive gas guzzlers.Furthermore their political views are objectionable.The female of the species is deadlier than the male and in the case of the women listed they are also very narrow minded and lacking in compassion . UGH!
But shaggable, and that’s what counts.
Both your stamina and your memory do you credit.
They sound excellent!
Send a couple round please, I’ve got the day off.
Nothing wrong with hanging, guns and guzzlers. Are you some kind of fucking vegan?
We have our own TWILF this week – W0gan in greed is here once again where troughing the public purse goes beyond Westminster straight to the back pocket of the TVs most famous toupee: http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news?id=28811
Yellow buckets all round!
Note to diary – Avoid the beeb on Friday night
Old news by 2 years.
Oh dear – that means for every pound I put in a bucket it needs more than another 1299 to cover his hourly fee then.
The BBC only spent the thick end of £2m on the ‘Round the World’ event. A true bargain.
No mention of the obscene Enviromental destruction caused by their profligate travelling.
At least all the participants had a jolly good time. Its the right thing to do!
Has this got anything to do with MILF.
TW instead of M.
Oooh. D’ya think?
What… Mothers I’d Like to Follow…??
TWILFhunter
Famous play by Shakespeare
TWILFnight
Popular with mounted regiments:
Cavalry TWILF
TWILFred Owen
War Poet
Catching Balls, Twitteratti Supremo, HERE
Twitteratti Supremo HERE
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Isn’t it more than obvious to anyone with half a brain that all the noises Gordon Brown is now making about a “timetable for withdrawal for Afghanistan” is just a great big trap he is setting for the Tories to enable the Labour Party to label them as the “war party” when they take power next year?
Within a few weeks of Cameron becoming PM the Labour Party and the trade unions will be organising huge anti-war marches through Whitehall protesting against “Tory policies” in Afghanistan.
So not only is Brown employing a scorched earth policy on the economy in order to try to blame the consequences on a Tory government, he is also using British troops as pawns in his sick games.
Too obvious. Omaha Beach will dictate the agenda, not McDoom. Lets see if anyone turns up to his meeting.
He dances to the tune of Omaha beach.
Another opportunity to meet and greet World Statesmen in a concrete corridor at the back door of a shitty exhibition centre, smile like a loon and mutter incomprehensible rubbish.
Its what he does so very well. He has a job to do. Saving the World.
He is just one step away from wearing his underpants on the outside, just to demonstrate that he does indeed have ‘Super Powers’.
Go on Gordon, show us what you are made of and wear those shreddies outside your playing out pants.
No. The Tories could just adopt those plans if they were any good.
As its going to be a Gordon idea then they wont be.
Just copying Obama, Promise an end to war before the election, then increase the war effort after the election. Obama has bombed more towns and cities in the last 10 months than Bush did in the 10 months prior to that.
GB has bombed more times than anyone
Taa-Rah!
like the useless dithering follower could even come up with such a far-sighted plan, he can’t even see beyond the end his own nose never mind a few months from now. And he wouldn’t even go for a sh*t if Obamarama didn’t say that it was ok.
Typical of socialist anal retentive thinking, such sad b*stards……
Glenn Beck, good show, annoying adverts, at least he has a sense of humour and gets right up the noses of the White House.
i think i hate you
Palin, Dorries and Cash are all fit too.
you fancy Bill Cash? well he’s a pleasant enough fella, but I wouldn’t go that far
Today’s lucky Rail Lottery winners are Tony Lloyd, Kate Hoey, Martin Linton, Margaret Hodge, Ann_Coffey, Helen Jones, Helen Southworth, Mark Hendrick, Neil Turner, Louise Ellman, Kelvin Hopkins, Margaret Moran.
Funny how so much money is being used to upgrade stations in Labour held constituencies.
Oh you cynic you!!
You really do believe that the Labour Party are without scruples.
……….. Oh Wait!!
I am being upgraded to Toilets fit for Toffs.
There is also money for rebuilding the station at Crewe, perhaps Gordon believes that the grateful voters of C and N will oust that toff Edward Timpson.
Last week’s news, Nick Griffin to stand as a candidate for Barking against Enver Hodge, or Margaret Hoxha in the next General Election.
In this week’s news, Andrew Adonnis announces that Barking is to have an upgraded railway station.
Government just want to instal third rate shops for the business pals of LORD adonis – lord luv ‘em! As well as, of course, massage newlabour voting figures at the same time!
Inky/Master Baiter is late again?
Problem with the Central Line?
We’ll cover for you. Don’t want you getting fired for missing the targets.
Final Microdot = Conspiracy
Fabian Solly u shuns= very naughty boy
Benedict’s Reagent/Fab Ian S. O’Lutions. A Jehovah’s Witness of the blogosphere. Our old dog used to eat them when they came a- calling. All except the pamphlets.
I am hoping that Fabian will tell us that he is ‘cool’ again!
LARF!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go on Fabian, tell us that you are cool!
I have nothing against Jehobahs W’s. In the 80′s, if I was bored on a Saturday morning I would invite them in. I know the bible really well. Max 20 mins and they would run for the door, frothing at the mouth.
Cool!
The idea of using white letters on a white background renders this video bloody pointless.
How many days left to save the World now?
We are on the very edge of extinction you know, that is why Brown is happy to max out the plastic.
Visanomics at ultra high levels of interest, but it don’t matter as the sea levels have already risen 20′ already and nobody even noticed. We are all doomed.
When the Illustrious One warned of 50 days to save the wrold, he meant HIS world. The prolitarian tax-cattle do not own anything.
The Obmalamadingdong phot-op and pixie-dust jamboree at Copenhagen will convert all the UK into enthusiastic Labour voters.
If that does not work, the labour party take up yogic-flying as a last resort.
I’m driving 5 miles a week less to save a polar bear from drowning.
Great, I say put all the money into restoring our seaside towns, then when global warming >as if< happens, we can all party down on the Beach. marvellous.
In fact this would be very Copenhagen like, as we would cut AIr travel, we could go on Holiday by Train and bathin the waters 20c
You know what I'm gonna fill up my Range Robver and push the pedal down today to get as much pollution as possible into teh air. I have to go to Islington, so will be great to smoke out the shits there.
21 days left.
No point worrying about Christmas. We’ll all be gone by the 10th December.
With just 3 weeks to go could go on a crime spree and blame it on information received from the government.
There’s going to be a big party on 9 December if the world doesn’t come to an end.
I’ll have eaten and drunk everything on the 8th.
Just in case.
I might even get a soapy tit wank.
We should have a party anyway. If it does end, we’ll be sorry if we didn’t, and if it doesn’t end we can celebrate carrying on. Wednesday Dec 9 is a strange night for a party, but we should still go for it.
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Labour candidate calls the Queen a parasite and vermin..Nice!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8363702.stm
It’s so refreshing that we can have prospective politicians who are respectful and polite.
Fucking HELL! An honest labour candidate??? So rare for them to say what they really feel!
*Mr White said the Queen “milks this country for everything she can”.*
that’s a bit rich (no pun) coming from the “we wouldn’t ever rip anybody off or fiddle our expenses” Labour Party. Not that Labour’s core vote aren’t benefit parasites and sink-estate vermin, oh no; don’t see EIIR sitting at home all day watching prolefeed or hanging around outside newsagents to mug people, she does actually do some work unlike the Liebore Party and its misguided and selfish supporters. And most people genuinely like the old dear.
What a shame that lesé-majeste is no longer a capital crime. HM has done more for this country in her lifetime than every single member of the useless Labour Party put together, and I don’t resent a single penny of my tax money being used to enable her to continue to do so. The so-called “honourable members” and their like would do well to attempt to emulate the Queen’s sense of duty, service and obligation.
Milks the system, but what have the following got in common?
Geoff Hoon, Jackie Smith, Alistair Darling, Gordon Brown, Kitty Ussher, Margaret Moran, Stephen Byers, Jack Straw, Ed Balls, Yvette Cooper.
Hang on, isn’t this (cheating one’s expenses) rather a cross party issue old chap?
Maybe, but consider the way in which Ministers, particularly Treasury Ministers have been abusing the system – CGT, Stampt Duty, Income Tax.
How can they have the authority to tax the rest of us, if they set up systems of tax evasion which are denied to the general populace.
I’m a cross party when it comes to MPs expenses, certainly.
Her maj and the rest of the royals cost around 35 million a year to finance from the taxpayers.
The BBC costs around 3.4 billion per year.
pot, kettle… etc.
Al Gore: The Inconvenient Truth.
of David Cameron
Hey, I’d like to see more of this fella. He certainly talks more sense than Bottler Brown.
it’s not tat you fuckwit
no, that was me.
did Dorries give someone a hand job for all this nauseating genuflectiing and rimming ?
a hand with a publicity stunt to distracty from her piggery yes
…or do some prefer Cameron’s Cuties to Gordon’s Gargoyles?
a pigs a pig whether red or blue, expenses swine do not respect the hue
Conservitude image management went off a cliff last night.
Lynn Truss, followed by two opposing night mares on Newsnight.
brrrr…..
A pigs a pig.. whether in the upper or lower chamber.
The only shaggable Labourite I have ever seen is that giantess who for some reason married that thieving midget Bercow.
I bet that the little bastard has charged us all for a set of step ladders for when they fancy a stand up fuck, a box woulnt be dignified enough for Mr Speaker.
When he is looking for a job next year at least he will be able to get work in panto
Dwarves are very much in demand .
Look at Guido trading tips, he has gone short on dwarves
I’m remembering the last time somebody impersonated the Mail on Sunday’s finest…
When Bercow married her, someone must have him up to it.
Bercow would need a bucket to copulate like the dwarf in one of Tom Sharpe’s books. The bucket goes over her head, and he hangs on to the handle.
She is just a skinny bilinky long leg,big banana feet.
whatsername Flint was quite tasty. Can’t think of any others, they all look like the back end of buses (and I know a thing or two about buses) or malignant dwarves or like they’ve drank a gallon of vinegar-soaked lemons – Cherie B. Liar managed all three, with a three-dick gob too. It’s no wonder Jackboot Jacqui’s husband used to jack off to a bit of late night filth, would any of you want to shag his missus?
Word has filtered in to the depot this morning that Liebore’s latest man-hating scheme is for all women to be able to check into the criminal records of their boyfriends and partners in case they are “wife-beaters” – Liebore replaced Clause IV with a commitment to blame men for everything bad that has ever happened in the world, and that women are completely blameless and can do no wrong vanessa george
What’s a stand up fuck?
‘Knee trembler’ in my day but fashion moves on I suppose
Headline in the sun
‘NIGHT STALKER ATTACKED ME WHEN I WAS IN LABOUR’
advice to all women out there
vote conservative
You know it makes sense
“I’d forgotten how tedious Labour is…”
With a bore like yours?
Forget about TWILF she is a MILF as Amerekenya has now endured a Black president, they are in deseprate need for a women to follow, may I suggest she takes the $10M offered by Playboy for a centrefold spread, she will still be elected after Obamao follows Brown into pushing the Americans into the third world. And we would get to look at her Alaskan Beaver, now if every voter voted on gentilia perhaps turnout would be increased.
I think it is only right that we see their C’nuts, I mean we get a full frontal of gurning Brown who is without doubt the biggest C.unt on record.
Oi widdecome No! you may be a talented politician, a speaker we should have had, but if you were to agree to do a Playboy centrefold, I would say NO get back to Kent my darling and put the Tea on.
Palin as a centrefold would be about as appealing as cabbage flavoured ice-cream! As for her “Alaskan Beaver” I hope that you were refering to her pet animal and not her fanny – the thought of the latter is enough to put me off my cornflakes!!! She’s a dog and even the “Native Alaskans” know it!
Do you mean you dont fancy her one little bit God, why with you shagging her arse she would become a Goddes overnight
She can come to my house and shoot moose all she wants. She may be a religious nutjob and a gobshite harpie but at least she’s got looks and a figure and is better than anything that McGorgon can shove in front of a camera.
All that applies to Winnie Mandela, but I wouldn’t want to fuck her either!!!
I HAVE PUT AN END TO BOOM & BUST
Don’t talk to me about busts baby
No Gordon – you have put an end to BOOM and kept the BUST! Crawl back where you came from please and give us all a break!
I think the whole set of Palin’s are part of a fence
Of-fence?
has she quit again ?
I am not usually a fan of Twitter, but all these people impersonating me makes me very cross indeed.
Set the Libel Lawyer attack dogs on them then
It’s the Libertarian thing to do
Or get a super injunction like Jug Ears.
Palin is many things – none of them pleasant! I suppose that “TWILF” is the mildest description of her that I have heard for some time. I just can’t understand why so many morons have bought her so-called “book” and made her undeservedly wealthy by doing so!
rednecks need doorstops too
I hear that the pop-version did really well, they’re bringing out a speak-and-spell version next; although the average American voter might find that a bit highbrow.
I have no problem with Sarah Palin as long as she doesn’t speak and performs copious quantities of oral sex.
Does she swallow?
You bet yer bloody life she does! Even better than ‘arriet (what ARE you doing tonight ‘arriet?)
I can believe that Guido actually wrote this piece as it’s rather pointless. Could you have your Graduate trainees initial their drivel in future.
Cheers
Wazza
That was all Guido’s own work. We do trivia and tittle-tattle here you know. It is what we are best at..
Hey, I’d like to see more of the gossip around the turnip taleban so where can I go ?
Can I just cut to the chase here and call Al Gore a lying, oily, deceitful, mendacious, fraudulent, scheming, two-faced bastard Twat.
Thank you.
I feel better now.
Yes, Al Gore has about as much credibility as his so-called “Global Warming” theory – makes me want to buy a bigger car, switch all the lights on (with high-energy bulbs of course) and turn up the heating, before taking a jet to some far away destination.
Exactly. Just ask the question “WWGD?” – “What would Gore do?” – and that’s pretty much what he does do, though only after purchasing an indulgence (from his own company) to absolve him from sin.
Like buying a house just a few feet above a tideline which is ‘imminently’ to be raised by some 6 metres?
Conviction politics my ar5e!
I recently met former US Vice-President Al Gore, whose powerful film about climate change, An Inconvenient Truth, is about to be distributed in UK cinemas, and I am delighted that Republican Senator John McCain, who has done so much to promote a cross-party consensus on climate change in the US, will be coming to our party conference in Bournemouth this October. Rising to the threat of climate change will require more than conventional party politics has to offer
- David Cameron
Gore has managed to single handedly set back the environmentalists’ cause for a generation.
Typical American who takes a not unreasonable cause, but then twists it to the absolute extreme until everyone just thinks he’s a cnut! The ‘other’ side were the same about the healthcare debate not so long ago…
the healthcare debate has already been won steve.
try to keep up you slowcoach!
and try not to be such a bad loser, eh?
good tramp.
What Gore and the rest of the Climate Change Morons say about the subject is bilge – there is only one sensible course of action and that’s to stop chopping down the rainforests and plant a hell of a lot of trees! Stop using fossil fuels? – my arse!
Aye God, yer’ve gorrit reet there! Fuck the climate change is what I think – not what I say though. I’ll sat owt me – owt to keep the cash coming and the shags available (what are yer doin’ tonight ‘arriet?)
Al Gore
Al Gord
Have you ever seen them together?
Make more money lazy bones.
Can Gordon Brown be prosecuted for impersonating both a PM and a human being?
No
Master Baiter is right but he forgot to explain why.
The law does not apply to members of Government.
Remember Baroness Scotland?
Can David Camoron be prosecuted for impersonating Tony Blair?
If Cameron sticks his cock up the arse of Obama, lies to everyone and surrounds himself with a load of corrupt homosexuals.
said obama is a twat to his psychotherapist whilst describing his own repressed homosexual fantasies.
Ask William Hague about being repressed.
“If Cameron sticks his cock up the arse of Obama”
“I’m enjoying watching Barack Obama. I think he’s a brilliant speaker, I think his optimism and sense of hope for the future is inspiring a lot of people. It’s great to see. Too often [politics] gets down to hope and fear and I think it’s wonderful when hope wins. I’m enjoying watching him, I must say. I think he’s compelling,” Cameron told Radio 5 Live’s Breakfast programme.
“What people like is the sense that Obama generates, that we don’t have to be like this, we can do better… I think we need that same sense of possibility here.”
CHECK
“lies to everyone”
Cast Iron Gaurantee to holed a Lisbon Referendum
CHECK
“and surrounds himself with a load of corrupt homosexuals.”
Shadow Cabinet
CHECK
He’s Blair all right
Only if he’ll definitely be found guilty !
The Left has always been uncomfortable with powerful women. The Marxists only produced one woman in a position of power, Jiang Qing, and she only got there by marrying Mao. Leftism goes with threat-display, military parades and polyester ties.
Women, just like the working classes, are there to serve the interests of the party. Once they start getting ideas of their own, they are of no use to socialists.
Congratulation to the Spectator on the most repellent masthead in the history of journalism.
“Miriam Gross on Gordon Brown’s enduring sex appeal”
across the top of the latest issue.
It’s called aversion therapy, and it has put me off the Spectator for life.
Apparently Brown is (or was) the only attractive bloke on either front bench. Since he has royally shagged us all it’s just as well.
It sounds like the verdict of a Fabian’s Pride focus group.
(We are only saying this rubbish because we get paid for it).
By the way, Barnardos are campaigning about large groups of slavering old men who are exporting girls for sexual purposes. Strange that Barnardos have nothing to say about the large groups of (presumably non-slavering) old men who exported girls and boys to Canada and Australia (preseumably for non-sexual purposes) up until the late 1960s?
What Barnardos believes now, Does Gordon Brown have no exit plan for Afghanistan? Over half of voters want Brown to lose, more tax powers for EU, Bribe Taliban army told, more war dead return
“Miriam Gross on Gordon Brown’s enduring sex appeal”
that really is gross.
Yes…
Are you sure that isn’t Mental Health Quarterly FFS?
TWILF?
MILF I could understand, but I thought TWILF was supposed to be a younger version – she’s a grandmother now so maybe GILF is more appropriate?
Yes I did say it
The Queen’s Speech is going to be the “most bloody awful, shower of shit in living memeory” David Cameron has said
And I give my cast iron guarantee on that issue
…and we promise that we will hold a refunendum on the EU Constitution.
Lisbon? No way, that’s completely different you see. Not a consitution at all. Completely absolutely nothing like approaching a constitution you see.
You didn’t think we were actually going to give you a vote on this did you, seriously??
Labour are the only party going into a general election having won a court case to prove that their manifesto commitments are not binding and complete bollocks.
Well to be fair….
They did change a full stop to a comma on page 64 and one of the binding rings fell off so that had to be replaced hence to all intents and purposes its a different document as Labour said though. Delores of course was not so convinced but anyway, as a result no need for a silly referendum.
I’m known to be unintelligent due to centuries of in-breeding, but I don’t grasp the logic of certainly bankrupting ourselves now in order to prevent possibly bankrupting ourselves at some date in the future.
Perhaps one of you good looking, brainy chaps could explain it to me.
I might possibly offer a weekend at Stroke Bottom for the most convincing response.
The great achievement of the right is to have made people think the left is the establishment and that to be right-wing is somehow rebellious. If only the left had half the intelligence.
I love that Glenn Beck sends the left totally apoplectic.
Keep up the good fight, Glenn.
I love that Glenn Beck sends the sane into total hilarity.
Keep up the good comedy, Glenn.
Thank you, thank you, I’m here all week.
Twitter ye not.
….missus.
Rather ironically, this video comes from a “Supernews” item entitled “The Stupid Virus”.
Al Gore seems to demonstrating that he has it.
Palin is a babe. I love the way she is able to get up the noses of left-wing nutjobs. There is something about her that makes them feel very … unsafe lol. And I don’t mean her expertise with firearms either.
I would pay a small fortune to see the look on that crone Hilary Clinton’s face should this woman ever succeed in becoming president.
Guido, I could give Emily some intensive tuition in handling improbably large and phallic looking firearms, and converting cuddly looking creatures into burgers. Then our lefties could have their very own iconic hate figure to froth & angst over.
Talk about a stupid Virus.
If you see some bearded dudes kiting up the Thames with rucksacks on their backs, take cover.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2733224/Daredevil-kite-surfer-flies-100ft-high-above-the-sea.html
Want to see Jack Straw toally humbled?
This from the Jersey politican now claiming asylum in London. ‘Bye Jack.
Senator Stuart Syvret said…
Oh don’t you worry about what I’m working on.
All you need to know, for the time being, is that I’m working hard, on several different aspects of ‘the problem’ – and if successful, the result will be wonderful for 90% of the population of Jersey.
That result being the destruction of the collection of gangsters and halfwits who have abused our community as little more than a piece of personal money-making apparatus throughout the post-war years.
You want functioning democracy? An objective and impartial judicial system? meaningful accountability amongst the senior civil service? A non-politicised prosecution system?
That’s what I’m working towards.
The destruction of Jersey’s corrupt and dangerous oligarchy.
Sure, it’s a big task; after all, a stagnant ruling claque that’s been in power for over 800 years won’t be easy to remove.
But in the final analysis, there can be no more important task for a Jersey politician to be working on.
The oligarchy have placed themselves in a position in which even the “Friends at Court at Whitehall” – who love our rotten oligarchy, for mystifying reasons – are going to struggle propping-up the collection of crooks, spivs, child abusers, morons, serial rapists, blackmailers and assorted grifters who form our ruling elite.
But the FACAWs will not simply do the decent thing.
They love their Jersey shysters – so will have to be dragged every single inch of the way towards finally acting lawfully – and clearing out the cess-pit that is power in Jersey.
But like I said – not an easy task.
Stuart
Anagram of Albert Arnold Gore:-
Green Troll Aboard
Abrogate Nerd Roll
Enrol Barrage, Dolt
Arboreal Gold Rent
Lo! Aberrant Lodger!
Ogled Banal Terror
Blond Algae Terror
Lord Granola Beret
Old Arrogant Rebel
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=249_1248069465
Weathermen and 30,000 scientists want to sue Al Gore
Sounds interesting. Jersey is a microcosm of Britain. It’s criminal ruling elite replicated in every detail at Westminster, in local councils up and down the land, and in the serene indifference of our head of state.
Senator Stuart Syvret might do well as European President.
Jerseyman here. Stuart Syvret is a fucking fruitloop who believes black vans hang around his house to grab him and send him to Haut de la Garennes. While there are a problem with politics here, Syvret is a completely wrong way to go about it, much like Clegg is completely wrong for the UK.
He isn’t there (on Jersey) is he? He is here (in London) claiming asylum.
Good afternoon and welcome aboard. Please ensure your seatbelts are securely fastened, electonic equipment and mobile phones are switched off and your tray tables are up and in the stowed position. There are reports of severe turbulence ahead.
Eyes down here we go……….this is going to be a rollercoaster of a ride we have not seen in our generation. Thanks Gordon saviour of the planet
“not flash just a total twat”
Petrol prices pushed up inflation for the first time since February in October, official figures showed today.
The Consumer Prices Index rose to 1.5 per cent last month from 1.1 per cent in September, the Office for National Statistics (ONS) said.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1228508/Inflation-rises-1-5.html?ITO=1490&referrer=yahoo
Gee, Agent 99! Are we headed for Brownian Stagflation?
I was hoping for a Brownian Motion. Yum yum!
You have forgotten Agent 99 to say “please ensure your seat is in the upright position for take off”.
Ahh yes quite so Lizzie!
Management considered same but decided that given the terrifying situation it was best just to allow everyone the freedom to recline with the window covers shut. This would of course give the end user the overall ‘lay down in a darkened room with a cold compress” experience as all collapsed around them.
One drink at a time by the way. Any one for a bag of mixed nuts?
And your fingers in your ears.
OT I know, but the “worst stations in the Britain” which will have £50 million spent on them, all seem to be in key Labour heartlands
PRIORITY STATIONS
Manchester Victoria
Clapham Junction
Crewe
Barking
Stockport
Warrington Bank Quay
Preston
Wigan North Western
Luton
Liverpool Central
Same thought crossed my mind.
I had rather had 50 mill spent on trains, stations do not go anywhere.
Besides we are skint – where is the cash coming from?
I think Clapham Junction is in a Labour marginal – but what good will the work do the locals? It’ll go Tory inevitably.
Al Gore says on an interview that 2 kilometres deep the rocks are millions of degrees.
What a complete nutter the man is with his demented ramblings.
The deepest mine in the world as of 2008 is in South Africa at a depth of 3900 meters.
They must have some excellent protective suits over there based on Mr Al Nutter’s propaganda.
But I suppose when money and power rules science is the casualty.
I think we should all be relieved he didn’t become President in the US, I shudder at the thought. In some small way we have been saved from being “Gored”.
George double yah Bush was a real gift wan’t he?
Watching Fock Snooze cheers up the dimwitted deniers of climate change. The same dimwits who cheered the Iraq disaster that gave Iraq to Iran.
But didn’t your gang take us into Iraq. I seem to remember something about it. Something about WMD and to stop Al Queda, and special relationship and a four million anti war march and 45 mins to save the earth or something?
IIR the rest of Europe said they weren’t interested, but Tony said it was ‘the right thing to do’
Difficult to be pro NuLab and Anti Bush MB? Still if you block out the inconvenient facts you can manage it.
Merde Dock supported Blair, not Brown. Fock Snooze is owned by Merde Dock.
Isn’t it?
DONT SAY TOO MANY NASTY THINGS ABOUT MR BUSH.HE MAY LET THE MEDIA KNOW WHAT HE HAD ON ME TO TO MAKE ME ACT LIKE HIS POODLE.
Through his propaganda and scams selling indulgences, he’s managed to make sheds loads of money though.
With shysters like this, dodgy self-serving science, hysterical shouting down of ‘deniers’, and the relentless ever more desperate propaganda, the green movement is in serious trouble.
Good.
Getting a bit fed up with Torygraph lately keeps spewing out scare stories everyday.
He’s obviously a phoney with an acute lack of imagination. If the rocks are that hot, Mr Gore, why don’t we sink a few pipes and tap unlimited, carbon-neutral, geothermic energy?
Now known as the Goregraph
I remember that happy year when the choice between our American cousins was Bush or Gore – a moron or a piece of wood. At least we have a real choice next year, Brown or Cameron. Stop sniggering at the back there.
don’t think it means “follow” …
Er, doesn’t the world only have 21 days left to go? All this chat about future presidential candidates and their detractors isn’t doing anything for me.
Why should I worry about posterity? What’s posterity ever done for me?
Posterity keeps people working and stops them thinking. I’d recommend it to anyone (except myself, obviously).
The right in the US had themselves roasted.
Finally even the dimmest of the dim and there are many in the US realised something could be done.
That’s why Cameo is steering clear of the loony right in his own pardee.
Isn’t it?
Cameron – “Today, I will give this cast-iron guarantee: if I become PM a Conservative government will hold a referendum on any EU treaty that emerges from these negotiations.
I so disappointed in Cameron
and Blair,and Brown and Clegg -they all reneged.
Fock Snooze is constatnly recycled rubbish, swallowed by dimwits.
Master Baiter’s posts are constatnly recycled rubbish, written for him by dimwits.
Fuck Baiter hes a rubbish dimwit that needs recycling.
George Osborne promises tax rises.
Perhaps in Palin’s case TWILF means ‘Twitterer I’d Like to Forget”.
twitter’s shitter.
Follow Swindon’s example, Dave – it’s already shut down its speed cameras and now Free WiFi for all!
http://tinyurl.com/ylz8hzp
news at one, passenger ship stuck in the ice; you’ve got to laugh.
Imagine an icebreaker caught up in all that global warming residue.
I want to believe that the captain was very unlucky rather than fuckin thick enough to believe Al Gore’s rantings about sailing right to the North Pole.
Still the polar bears won’t starve this winter – unless the icebreaker gets out.
When is the Queen’s Peach?
I fear it dried up years ago.
If all the worlds enviromentalists killed themselves and their kids surely that would go a long way to saving the planet.
Imagine the tonnage of shit and piss just one enviromentalist pumps into the eco system a year.
Or do they think they were born without an arsehole..apart from Al Gore I mean.
LOL!
So how long did that “no twitter story” policy last?
have you ever considered prozac jimmy? jimmy-the-nit-pick!
you nag and nag like a fishwife FFS.
if you do not like it here then fuck off.
you’re a strange one jimmy.
are you sure you are a fella? you nag on and on like an old spinster.
You are out and about early TaT.
I hope you’ve been to the Gym working on your Skull crushing technique.
Just warm up on Nell and Anonymouse by giving them only mild skull crushings.
After that set about Jimmy and crush him good and proper.
Do you offer a postal course in Sckull Crushing and do you take postal orders?
Respectfully yours VVVFJ.
VVVFJ,
I rarely fulfull requests from my fans so you are very lucky that I will, on this occasion, lower myself to your level in an attempt to help you raise your game and to help you improve the quality of your low quality posts.
so here it is:
-thick as thieves skull crushing course for beginners-
lesson no.1) don’t double space, it makes you look like a total wanker and no-one will take you seriously.
we will begin your second lesson when you have mastered the first.
I know you can do it VVVFJ!
go for it!
Thanks TaT. I have taken that advice on board.
No more double spacing from me in future.
I will study your methods closely and hope that people
will no longer see me as a wanker.
Please give Nell and Anonymouse a gentle crushing later
when I come back from signing on.Maybe later you can
propely crush jimmy to bits.
now that you are being trained up by thick as thieves anything is possible for you jacqui. with me getting you skilledup you will stop being such a failure and you will begin to fulfill your potential, whatever that may be.
so go for it jacqui, reach for the stars!
even though when I met you you were lying in the gutter looking like a 5 dollar crack whore, with my help you were able look up at the stars and reach your hand up to try touch the stars and can dream how good it must feel like to be a hero like me.
but never forget that without the help of the great thick as thieves you would be thrown back into the gutter, just another reject anonymous crackhead whore clucking for a free hit of crackcocaine.
you sad fucking bastard.
get a fucking life jacqui for fucks sake you sad fuck.
what were we talking about before? oh yes, skull crushing.
FOX NEWS, more likely to deliver the truth than the odious, perverted, verbal diarrhea spouted by the miserable lefties……
Change we need??……… roll on 2010
Guy,
This was poorly researched, poorly written and shows a complete lack of understanding on your part of the American political TV dynamic.
You’d never make it in the States.
Mike
Looks like Barnado’s is running out of money, create a scandal and request some charitable dosh……… quite interesting to note they say “UK Children” but omit the nationalities of the abusers.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2009/nov/17/sexual-exploitation-child-trafficking
Is this site ever going to come up with some more inside stuff? I mean, what’s this got to do with parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy, you’re pulling stuff out of your ass trying to forge links between a story on a kids channel in the US that nobody in the UK saw, and, somehow, magically, linking it to UK female-political twitterers that nobody but you reads.
Anybody would think that you’re not even around Westminster anymore, but simply trawling freerepublic, drudge report, and so on, in search of anything at all with a tenuous connection to your agenda. And typifying the left as a mob and so on is a massive sin of omission, if you want to talk about the left in the US, you have to include the fact of what the right gets up to, and that one of the prize females, yes, they’re not always victims, is Michelle Malkin who has variously unleashed her readers on families, distributing address details, co-ordinating hate campaigns and so on.
You can be an ideologue, and think one side is morally superior somehow to the other, but the reality doesn’t back it up.
Shame, this site was dynamite for a while.
Bye bye then.
Considering all the bungs he is getting (eg $500 m from Obama to build an eco-friendly car in Finland that hasn’t been designed yet) $10 m a year on propaganda seems a good investment.
Wattsupwiththat has a delightful video of the moron saying geothermal will work (presumably he has a subsidy coming) because the Earth’s magma is “millions of degrees” (actually a few hundred. Bearing in mind that Cameron forced the entire shadow cabinet to sit through a lecture from this snake oil salesman let us hope that at least a few of his advisors are proveably 10,000 times more honest.
http://wattsupwiththat.com/2009/11/16/gore-has-no-clue-a-few-million-degrees-here-and-there-and-pretty-soon-were-talking-about-real-temperature/#more-12877
I recently met former US Vice-President Al Gore, whose powerful film about climate change, An Inconvenient Truth, is about to be distributed in UK cinemas, and I am delighted that Republican Senator John McCain, who has done so much to promote a cross-party consensus on climate change in the US, will be coming to our party conference in Bournemouth this October. Rising to the threat of climate change will require more than conventional party politics has to offer
- David Cameron
I think Al Gore subconciously means “MILF”.
Being married to Tipper Gore, its not hard to see why.
I love it when they make fun about Sarah Palin!
Twilf…
I found some more info:
http://twilf-definition.blogspot.com/
I love it when they make fun about Sarah Palin!
Twilf…
I’d shag her yeah, but she’s a dope.
Murdoch discovered long ago that if you wanted to appeal to idiots then get an idiot as editor. The idiot knows what idiots want.
It don’t work the same with POTUS. You just can’t elect an idiot and hope they’ll do what you want.
Contrary to popular opinion, even Dubbya wasn’t an idiot. A lazy fucker who left everything to Cheney, yes, but not the idiot he pretended.
The reason the neocons went so easily over to Obamerama and were touting him above McCain is because McCain as they always knew had his own ideas about things, and choosing Palin was one of them.
There would have been even more such brilliant and idiosyncratic ideas, had he been elected.
http://sites.google.com/site/skumora-page/_/rsrc/1220229874936/politicians/sarah-palin-mini-skirt.jpg
WOW!!!