Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning View
Straw’s Hypocrisy Over Party Finances – Lazy Hyena
Tories Plot to Ditch Bercow for Field – Mail
Expenses Reform is Mired in Muddle - Heather Brooke
The Trouble with Twitter – James Harkin
Get Real, Labour Optimists – Peter Kellner
In Praise of Will Hutton – ASI Blog
Cheryl Cole : Cognitive Biases in Pop – Stumbling & Mumbling
The Case Against Class War: Closed – Tom Harris
Would Sunny Condone a Race War? - Devil’s Kitchen
Bill Daley : Obama Dems Too Left-Wing for Electorate - WashPo
Twitter Don’t Matter – Robert Sharp
Six Politicians Face Charges – Mail
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Gordon Brown said
“What you as the City of London, have done for financial services, we as a government intend to do for the economy as a whole.”
Mansion House speech, June 2002
Flat – no positions +40.82%
As at 1757 GMT 16 Nov 2009
Thank god Sarah Brown hasn’t done a Page 3 deal……….
The wee lassie has a fine pair.
I am far too busy to comment – I only have 21 days 1 hour 8 mins and 34 seconds left to save the World.
Too late, it`s already been planned.
http://www.corbettreport.com/cache/g20docs.pdf
O/T 50% of Conservative Cabinet bankrolled by Israelis
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/nov/16/pro-israel-lobby-conservatives-channel4-dispatches
Financial misconduct = Conservatives
Did you oversleep MB/Inky?
Why not pay Old Holborn to post for you? He’s up and posting anyway.
Could be a sort of joint venture between the public and private sector that Gordon’s always banging on about.
Don’t be amicable it ill behoves.
Hahahaha
Good afternoon Mercenary Baiter.
And a very fine afternoon it is too, with the two latest polls showing the Conservative lead UP to 14%.
Received our instructions for the week, have we?
Dear oh dear oh dear, Labour DOWN 3%.
The great Conservative EU meltdown! Not.
Clever Dave has out-manoEUvred gormless Gordon.
A Liebour manifesto = what a dog lifts its leg to.
The electorate isn’t fooled.
0/10, Mercenary Baiter.
Must try harder.
Regarding the opinion polls, watch and weep as it all melts and then trickles away.
Like Caemo’s scalp the true nature of the nasty and clueless party of Conservitudes is shining through the wisps of a fading makeover.
What happened to George Osborne?
Was he caught in a snowstorm, again.
The biggest city regulation proposals and not a peep from simple George.
By the way the letter smear didn’t go to well, did it? Bit of a blew up in the assailant’s face type of attack, what?
Brown is playing a hand, while Cameo and his ‘andlers are sniffing each others’ haunches.
Isn’t it?
Too long!
It isn’t.
Isn’t it?
The future’s bright:
Don’t forget that you have to apologies for other people’s mistakes later on today Gordon. The Aussie thing, should take about 10 minutes.
Then your staff have penciled in an apology for your own mistakes. They thought maybe you should just start with some of the minor financial ones today. .
Can do the rest of the apologies each day thereafter.
Your team reckon if you start today you should just be able to get all the ‘Sorry’ s in by May 2010.
Noble Gordon, majestic Gordon, ah ah ah ah I’m there!
I must remember not to type and tug at the same time!
Isn’t it?
You can imitate me, you can mock me, but NO-ONE is as big a wanker as me.
Isn’t it?
Name check 3 and 4 thanks.
Name check.
Isn’t it?
It isn’t.
I’ve nothing better to do. Help me. Please.
Name check 10, thanks.
Name check 12, thanks.
One day I’ll have a proper job. Just you wait!
Hahahahaha
Name check 13, thanks.
Name check 18, 19 and 20 thanks.
Now stop it. It’s making me look more stupid than usual.
Feedback loop. Eeeeeeeeeeeeee.
hahahahaha
‘Ere stop messin’ abahht!
Where is that swine Phillip Hammond, how come he gets to do all the technical stuff, well stuff with any content at all.
Yes, she certainly has a tit of a husband.
Rather you than me………
Go on Billy, you know you fancy them really, just try to put it to the back of your mind that GB has been slavering all over them.
….and so, to the sound of muffled bhangra, the coffin of the Labour Party is drawn on a vintage Gunt Carriage along the Mall…
Gordon should resign in the new year,followed by a Labour leadership contest Milliband elected with six months to go ’till the election. Result Labour recovery,hung parliament. On second thoughts keep Brown there. It’s the only sure way for me to win.
Your fantasy is so bizarre – the country led by a little millipede, or by a Milly Twat – you need a brain wipe.
dr no, I presume you are a tory troll?
if so then it must be your belief that your leader, david cameron, should be PM.
but david cameron is a housing benefit cheat, dr no.
david cameron made false and unneccesary claims upon the public purse.
surely you cannot seriously be suggesting that a housing benefit cheat like cameron should made Prime Minsiter of Great Britain?
now I know why you are called doctor no.
you have no brain, no spine, no convictions and no morals.
you’re just a criminally minded whore without any principles whatsoever.
picture this: a housing benefit cheat as leader of the conservative ‘crack down on benefit cheats’ party: you could not make this shit up if you tried.
what a load of bullshit innit.
dave’s a thief and he is not fit to hold office.
ditto gideon snortalot.
and this pair of fucking useless c’unts want to run the country?
if you think things in this country cannot get worse then you are wrong.
dave and gideon can pull it off.
don’t run away dr no. I haven’t finished smashing your head in yet.
you fucking coward.
if you cannot take the heat torytroll then fuck off out of it.
you criminally minded fucking c’unt.
get back under your bridge you yellow bellied scum tory troll.
you coward.
Mind you it is a desperate state of affairs when you have to deploy the wife’s tits as a weapon to distract the voters from all your disasters. Not even much of a distraction, alas.
Works for me.
You are sleeping in ze spare room zis week, shorty.
What’s short? Is mine shorter than Mick’s or Eric’s?
PS Have you noticed the following last week:
Over 6,000 people registered to vote by post for last week’s by-election in Glasgow North East.
Conservatives got just more than 1,000 votes.
And call me arrogant, but it’s more likely that the conservative voters have fulltime jobs, implying they would be more inclined to go postal.
The UK has re-invented democracy with postal voting. Those who expect a conservatves majority following the general elections should clearly think again, because there will be lots of postal voting in marginals. Hung parliament may be on its way, potentially seeing the introduction of alternative vote, following which parties from the right of the spectrum will face an even more difficult taks to gain office. Next spring may be the last chance for conservatives for a generation or two.
The conservatives need a proper army of activits to get the vote out and to keep an eye on proper procedure – the next election is about to be stolen.
How different is the process of registering for a potal vote to registering in the electoral role to vote?
Answer:
Not at all
If the lass got her upper right 4 fixed her face would be improved.
“following which parties from the right of the spectrum will face an even more difficult taks to gain office. Next spring may be the last chance for conservatives for a generation or two.”
don’t be silly, once under-filled thong Dave gets into power he will cut the number of MPs, and gerrymander the borders so that the country will never again be able to elect anything other than a Tory government.
Financial incontinence=Labour
Make more money, lazy bones.
Socialism = Steady Transformation Through Incrementalism
Nah apparently it’s this:
Any of various theories or systems of social organization in which the means of producing and distributing goods is owned collectively or by a centralized government that often plans and controls the economy.
A bit like the US of A with it’s state controlled banks, car companies and military industrial complex.
Isn’t it though.
Hahahaha
Jocks love being screwed by Labour, it’s in their DNA!
Haha
Name check, thanks
Master, have you had your 2 o’clock hamshank yet?
Yes, of course.
Name check 11, thanks
So what?
Listen up Conservitudes, stop impersonating me, I have little enough self respect doing this crummy job without having to lower my preening and vain self to repeatedly issuing ‘name check thanks’ posts in an effort to reinforce my crumbling self esteem.
My spelling is a bit off today as well, as my hands shake with hatred.
I’m Comical Ali’s bitch!
Isn’t it?
Name check 5, thanks
Is it Michael Heseltine in his younger days?
What a hideous hag. Her inner vileness shines through.
Beautiful natural redhead wearing godess green,what’s not to love?
You need to book an appointment to come in and see us, urgently.
You’ll appreciate this Page 3 mock up of Hazel Blears then
It’s brought me out in hives.
I’ve just seen my breakfast again.
Thanks!
Not difficult to ignore the faces and the rest is very easy on the eye!
I never, ever look at the mantelpiece whilst poking the fire…
Agree she is beautiful.
But does the “carpet match the curtains” ?
Hear Hear
Dave Cameroon has done a deal. Shaft the BBC, hate Europe, Keep Sky’s monopoly etc etc etc. In return oodles of ant-Labour shite. It’s The Sun that won it Dave. By the way what has Sarah Brown got to do with Wavy Davy?
“Keep Sky’s monoply”
What monopoly would that be then?
Sky has about 9.5 million subscribers out of about 25 million households.
BBC licence fee for about 97% of households.
Can you explain ,please?
About time those leftie self serving cocksuckers at the BBC took a good kicking as well.
Shaft the BBC, hate Europe, Keep Sky’s monopoly etc etc etc.
Sounds good to me!
Jesus Christ:
1) A Pair of tits like Spaniel’s ears
2) Face like a slapped arse
3) Shes a fucking ginger for fucks sake….
A true double-bagger-and-sticker!
Just as well Broon’s only partially sighted, even he’d have run a fucking mile if he had 20/20
Och, te be feer, when yeer feetin’ to stay in’te the closet, ye’ll take any beard ye can geet laddie.
Gut and Baste job.
Very good very good
Agreed.
Oi!..my Spaniels have very nice ears,thank you very much..and comparing them to her saggy tits is an insult..
…to the Spaniels of this World.
woof!
Love the Cameron cartoon,so accurate.Glad to see Guido is anti Cameron. Why bring in S.Brown to the debate? She is much better looking than jelly fish Cameron and his horsey wife.
Leave Cameo’s wife alone, he does.
Yet Gordon waves a turkey baster at his pretend wife every so often!
Name check 2, thanks
That was an impostor. Can’t beat the real thing.
As if Gordon is anything other than a wonderful lover.
Name check 6, thanks.
Wank£r, in that case will you leave all the young chickens alone?
I’ve lost track of the number of times I’ve name checked myself.
I’m vulnerable to this, you see.
you chose your name well my son
‘naive’ it is and you are
Naive Stella’s dubbing of Cameo as Jelly Fish Cameron disproves the hypothesis that Naive Stella is well named.
Isn’t it though.
I hear you enjoy eating poo MB, come up and see me sometime?
“Thank you McBride now clean that shithouse and do as your told”.
Name check! I’m the real Baiter I tell you.
Goebbels for Gordon.
It’s what I do.
Isn’t it, though?
Name check 7, thanks.
No shes’ not, Broon’s wife’s a ginger with Spaniels ears for tits.
No comparison!
Red heads such as Sarah Brown are stunning.Samantha Cameron is a tight lipped haughty set of teeth.What’s wrong with spaniel tits much more natural than the ugly silicone implanted look alike that inhabit page three?Subtlety thy name is Sarah,the much loved first lady of Britain.
Sarah Brown was made up from bits found at the back of an abattoir:
The top half of her head looks like Tracy Ulman.
The bottom half of her head looks like David Coulthard.
And her body is giant bin bag full of pustulant fat and mechanically reclaimed meat.
I maintain, she is inflatable.
Serious shit. Them today us tomorrow (it may already be too late)
http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/russia/091110/russia-whistleblower-police-office-youtube
Isn’t that the James Purnell ‘cartoon’ recycled?
Fuck me sideways with a Christmas tree, call me Eric and smother me down with Apricot sorbet but that’s a bloody good cartoon!!! WTF is going on in the world?
So Cameron is a fan of McCartney – that’s sufficient reason to forget him.
I have looked at the former High Chairperson of the NuLab experiment gone terribly wrong and find no redeeming features whatsoever. Perhaps Dave sees something in the wee keechmonkey that the rest of us don’t. I hope they saved any special mini-furniture for the use of Mr Squeaker. Times being hard an’ a’.
oh god, I thought he meant Paul Mccartney – silly me – Bull of Kintired and all tha – though I went to a better Liverpool school than he did so there!!
Labour concedes defeat ahead of General Election in 60 of its most vulnerable seats and abandons them to concentrate on its “heartlands” to avoid total rout at polls
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6918059.ece
All those f*ckers should be taken out of Westminster,put up against a wall and shot.
In this weather? Just do it in the canteen
You must NEVER mix the blood of corrupt, thieving, fraudulent, odious gits like Brown,with freshly prepared food oh no – I for one have the Basic Food Hygiene Certificate (Parts 1,2 & 3 – I missed part 4 due to complications with a parking attendant).
Mind you,serving a Julienne of Brown’s flabby belly to that nonentity Jordan on that pathetic “I am a Nobody,Please Save My Career” could be very tempting and certainly worse than having a Tarantula running up your arse…..
You need to get updated then. The Basic Food Hygiene Certificate was replaced with the Level II years ago.
They don’t go to ‘canteens’, they wouldn’t be seen dead in a ‘canteen!
Little Chef then.
“Some MPs say Labour’s HQ is refusing to help seats with majorities of less than 3,000 — about 60″
Oh Mr. Plaskitt (my MP) that means you, with your majority of 266. How does it feel to hear your party (Labour) say that you’re toast and not worth bothering about?
Ha Ha,how delicious to know that your MP KNOWs he is dead in the water and he still has 6 months on Death Row.
Now if I was a betting man,I reckon these scum will be pulling every trick possible to ,how shall we put it,”maximise their net worth”?
In a few years time,the newspapers will be running articles about the 200 + Labour MP’s that were obliterated at the 2010 General Election,and what they are doing now.
Perhaps flipping burgers or running self help groups for destitute ex-MP’s or even still sending in claims for expenses that never existed on the off-chance they get paid by mistake,due to an “adminstrative error”.
Slaking their thirst with a two bottle lunch in some provincial hotel most afternoons. Slurring about the great changes they made to our nation and abusing the waitresses.
If past form is any guide.
Yes – those grotty hotels that serve gammon with a slice of mouldy pineapple on top.
And charge 20p for an extra teabag (cash and carry own label) to make for yourself with the fur-lined kettle in your damp bedroom that still bears the stains from the recent visit of a Labour Minister and his mistress.
Lol jgm – that bit of video was priceless!
BusinessLink, Community Projects, Local Government, Banking (it goes without saying) plus TV for the Prescott ranks. Not many will be in the gutter. That’s why we need to pin something on them and put them in jail.
You’re right, of course, but I’m more concerned about just how many of these rogues will be blighting our lives in future with a deluge of Stalinist decrees from across the English Channel.
We’ll I’ve just go a nice little number as Channel 4’s Head of Discrimination.
Would this be because the Labore party is “Mc Bust” ?
It is indeed. I believe their massive overdraft is shouldered by the Co-Op bank. How subsidising the war criminals at the Labour Party of occupation squares away with its ethical investment policy is a mystery to me.
You must look after your own,as the co-op does to sponsor its own mp`s,ditto unions,ditto abortionists,all are labour mps.UK PLC clearly doesnt matter a toss to the co-op so prospective clients should excercise their own ethical policy!
I had a ten year bond with the Co-op, never again, crap return and I find they are funding Labour.
They can b******s no more of my money EVER going their way again.
Why not contribute to a list of Labour MPs with less than 3,000 majority? Just so those affected can see it in print and shit themselves some more before the chop.
Like the useless David Borrow, MP for South Ribble.
Here it’s the gormless MP Gerry Sutcliffe, but his majority is about 4,900.
It galls me to remember that he claimed for bird feeder (£1.49 I think) when you can buy them much cheaper in Wilkinsons.
It’s also something of an insult to read that he was only allowed to claim £3,790 for fitted bedroom furniture because it wasn’t the best quality!
Third rate MP, third rate representation.
Here is a handy list for us to consider:
LieBore & LibDums Weakest Seats By % Swing
They are all there!
Someone isn’t doing their job and checking the figures or they’re not very good at using databases. That report has Warwick & Leamington Spa in at #117 with a current Labour majority of 5266, the correct figure is 266. Someone’s got fudge fingers and added an extra digit in.
They use some intricate maths on this website to analyse the polling etc; I think you’ll find (HERE) an explanation involving a boundary change and thus a notional as opposed to actual figure imported.
Well either that or McDoom has been pencilling in his postal voters early.
I was aware of the boundary changes but not the exact nature of them. I hope your ‘intricate maths’ comment was tongue in cheek. Anyway, I’m depressed now to think that I may have a Labour MP again. Warwick and the surrounding villages are all Tory, but Leamington is full of lefties and that may sway it.
Thrasher has that seat at nominal 4000 odd and winnable by the tories. ZNL will send their people out with UKIP leaflets. You know what to do.
£15 million of the £18 million Labour has to spend on campaigning consists of lines of credit and borrowing.
Bunch of idiots! They’ve applied the same rules to their own funds as to how they’ve run the country.
Borrow! Borrow! Borrow! = Bye! Bye! Bye!
Obfuscation, obfuscation, obfuscation!
It’s all for Labour voting Muslim families, and British jobs for Bangladeshi workers!
Wankers.
Surely their credit rating cannot support such figures? Or have they gone cap-in-hand to grabbem & fuchem loan sharking Ltd?
It may well be the case that labour end up being wound-up and put out of business entirely after the next election. One can but hope.
Then they could be replaced with a Pro British party.
I will be proposing a new bill to provide public funding to political parties. For fairness to be utmost funds will be distributed according to how many seats the different parties won in the neutral election of 1997, or Year 1 as it is better known. Plus to combat the innate racism of the English then party funding will be doubled for every million immigrants a party can bring into the country. Oh and any party calling itself the conservative party automatically gets its funding halved.
It’s the right thing to do.
Labour’s HQ is refusing to help seats with majorities of less than 3,000 — about 60
Given the fact that probably up to a 150 MP’s will still be bricking it as a minimum what now do they have to lose by an overthrow ot the monocular one. They are out on the arses anyway so what better revenge that to stick it to the one responsible while they can rather than say nothing and see the twat reelcted as they lose their seats at the GE.
I hope they don’t but given this latest info I can’t understand why they seem contnet to just sit their quietly or perhaps they have as much backbone as their leader which would be precisely none. Come on lets have the final implosion of Labour all blood, gore and snot everywhere such they destroy themselves from the inside out for generations to come.
Because Brown’s seat is safe. If they attempt a putsch then Brown will threaten them with their P45 now rather than in six months time. For your average Labour MP six months more pay, expenses and pension contributions compared with saving 60 million people from another six months of abject idiocy is irrelevant.
Self-serving, unprincipled, incompetent bastards. Every single one of them.
Apparently at the last Westminster medical, they failed to find a single vertebrae amongst any of the labour MPs and the tories were sharing one on a part-time basis, but David Davis has stolen it.
The lib-dems did not even know what one was.
What has the cartoon of Andrew Neil in leopard print skiddies got to do with Dave and the Sun?
Oh is that who it is ? I thought it was Jonathan Ross.
I thought it was Sarah.
Wish she wouldnt keep jumping off the top of me
For Gods Sake don’t give Brown ideas else he’ll be be bringing out a “Calender Girls” style calendar of the Cabinet. Too much on a wet and windy Monday norning over the Cornflakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Friggin’ ‘eck. Can I be September? Perhaps holding a tray of chipolatas and offering to Cabinet girls.
I was eating my breakfast!
Good to see Cameron has a nice pair of tits.
Aside from Osbourne and Hague, obv.
Like our host, another man in clear need of a breast reduction.
Oooh, you bitch!
Dave”cast iron guarantee” Cameron is far too hairy and in need of a brazilian,perhaps I may be able to oblige.
Freeman, Hardie & Willies.
You don’t need to do this to impress me, Sarah.
This cartoon isn’t an accurate representation of CID. The character portrayed here appears to have balls.
this the best you can do on a monday morning get a fucking life.
£6500 PER SECOND IN DEBT THATS WHAT WORRIES ME .see you later need to go off and earn some tax for that fucking hoon Brown
Yes, and Dave “cast iron guarantee” Camoron’s solution to the nation’s woes is, according to today’s Times, “to change the male, middle-class face of the [Conservative] party by selecting more women and people from ethnic minorities and diverse social backgrounds.”
Good to know he’s got his finger on the pulse of the nation.
Glad to see that someone has the finger on the pulse, why vote Tory Mark 1 instead of Tory Mark 2, go out and vote for anyone else, that’s if they don’t just do the Postal Vote thingy.
Gordon Brown to apologise to children sent to Australia – didn’t it happen under a Labour Government in 1947?
I am sure he will avoid that fact – child services under Labour still the same?
funny how none of the ‘charities’ involved are not being mentioned…
Sorry to spoil the atmosphere, but it has been happening over successive governments. And I think it was mainly the Catholic church (again) responsible for clearing the naughty girls homes of the consequence of their “sins”.
Catholics? You called!!!
F*cking BBC can remember who was in govt when the NHS was created…
I can name at least one charity involved in this and they have nothing to do with medicine!
they won’t name and shame these charities because they will expect us to continue to give ‘charitably’ to then – it’s nearly christmas ffs
It also happened up until a few years ago (and still now maybe) on Jersey. No apologies yet from there.
The total silence from the church folk about this is deafening. Did Haute De Garon actually happen or have all the witnesses been killed.
The BBC are trying to evade naming the culprits. I just listened in bafflement to the R4 news report stating it happened “in the middle of the last century”. F’knin hell.
Socialism: Engineer the destruction of families to ensure the creation of our Thousand Year Reich; it’s what we do.
BBC: Propagandising for the worst evil ever unleashed on mankind; we actually get hard-ons doing it.
Historians will undobtedly conclude that the bbc were as culpable as the labour party in bringing the devastation of socialism to this country.
The bbc’s efforts in hiding the full effects of the utter incompetence of labour for the last ten years, cannot be underestimated. The news side of the bbc must be utterly purged.
The standard of journalism on the BBC is getting worse by the week.
The BBC breakfast programme reminds me of a 1970’s children’s programme,except THAT was more interesting and informative.
Now if I ever take up taxi driving,I shall start my route outside the BBC and wait for those corpulent s*hits – the so called top 107 executives who take taxi’s everywhere – pretty soon I would be a millionaire,Rodney.
The words ‘by the week’ are cillingly accurate sir
Luvlee jubly.
If you’re talking about the radio 4 Today programme, yes, it has gone down the drain. Now completely predictable, boring, poor interviewing, – low calibre interviewers ( John Humphreys hardly ever on now). Never combative, just safe, safe, safe.
Today citizens of Manchester can enjoy the hassle-free booze-buying benefits of a 30 quid ID card. 2000 citizens have expressed interest, according to propaganda.
Yet I heard nu labour retard Hillier say on Toady that the cards would be checked against the databases infrequently, in relation to border controls. Expect about 50,000 ID cards in Manchester by next Xmas – the majority fakes – but a very happy bunch of young mancunians.
As usual newlabour put up a ’sweet’ sounding female to put the boot in! She made the whole scheme sound quite lovely! I hope nobody’ll fall for the card, but suppose that would be far too much to expect from our sleep walking population having just witnessed the results of the Glasgow NE election , and the results of the Irish constitution vote!
Shame nobody sent that Jocko fucker. Then at least it might be Australia still in recession instead of the UK.
It started in Australia.
Anybody seen my bucket?
This c*nt Never Apologises For Anything
Thats Why He Is Waiting Till Next Year To Do It
Cause By Then He Wont Have To !
Notwithstanding the morality of the policy and the fact that in some cases thekids were told their mother was dead I would think that ultimately they probably had a better life in “Oz” and “child slave labour” and “child abuse” never happened in Britain did it ? Children’s homes in the 50’s 60’s and 70’s were no picnic in the UK and it’d be interesting to see what % of those that went actually would want to come back
Slightly O/T
One of my wife’s great great uncles was deported to “Botany Bay” at the age of 17 in 1840 for passing a forged note.He served 7 years of his 12 year sentence before being “released on licence” working on a sheep farm ended up marrying the owner’s daughter over there and he and his kids ended up owning a sizeable part of New South Wales running sheep and when he died in 1901 he was a millionaire whereas if he’d have stayed in the East End of London he would have probably have been living in a shit hole in Mile End .
Passing a forged note eh? How times change. Now you can print 800bn backed up by nothing more than the ‘promise’ that the entire UK, their children and their grandchildren will work to pay off your debts.
I don’t know about you but I have no intention on making good on his promise.
It’s Monday morning, it’s pissing down, the Rich and Muck cartoon is crap, we have blubbing Aussies on Toady and McBust has nothing better to do than manufacture an apology for delivery in January.
Enough!
how did you go against the Kangaroos, pommie bastards? 16-46?
We got to let you win sometimes.
If all the convicts started to commit suicide we’d have nobody to serve our ale.
don’t worry huge arse, Cookie, me and the boys are thrashing the Saffers, restoring English pride!
huge prick, how did Rooney and the boys do against Brasil?
Huge prick, do you need me to explain that Mr Pele?
I’m only guessing here, but something to do with football perhaps??
Well that immeadiately rules out England then
he wants to get the wording just right with no spelling mistakes – could take several years, in fact, especially if he runs out of crayons
Centre Parting @ 22 .It started in the 20’s & into the 60’s. Watched the Aus P.M. on live tv delivering his apology & methinks the one eyed jaw dropper has a big problem when he makes his apology to the “forgotten Australians”.
I have written him off as a lightweight career politician on the make.
If he wins the election (if) then there will be more of the same.
Moving deck chairs smoke and mirrors while looking after his mates.
Refusing a promised referendum was the indicator.
The trend is your friend!
You are joking surely? Brown is toast
Incidentally Cameron cannot have a referendum on a treaty that has already been passed or are you unable to grasp this point?
Not only is Brown toast, he is unelected!
Laws, agreements and treaties..made to be broken and so often are in the face of expediency. UK governments over the years have broken many.
And will do so again if it suits.
Just study a little history….
So why give a worthless “guarantee”? He’s not to be trusted.
Why promise a referendum in an Election manifesto?
Agree that Cameron is lightweight.
Manchester Police announce this morning that the country is not at risk from an attack by unknown terrorists despite George Burley being sacked as Scotland football manager
I am still waiting to hear that the Met Police have raided a dwelling (large) in Downing St and found hoards of hastily scrawled and unreadable condolence letters written by a madman,along with a basement full of gold bars.
“A Scottish man is helping us with our enquiries – he has just been allowed out in Green Park for his daily 235 yard mince – and will be given access to the very best straitjacket we can find”
From no10 to Broadmoor Me thinks !
According to rumours reaching me on the intertubes, there is a lot of gold-plated tungsten sitting about here and there. Consider the fact of how long the price of the real thing has been depressed relative to metals. As the bulls now rush to market, so this stuff is having to move about physically. Some big names are looking to face some big negative numbers.
This does raise the related question of just who got themselves a bargain when McMental flogged off UK gold at the bottom of the market.
I thought Marty FELDMAN died years ago.
Blucher!
I’m gonna sue Brown for not sending me to Australia when I wOz young, because now that I wanna go it is 80 quid more than it wOz last month.
If they interview me on BBC News 24 I am going to cry worse than four crocodiles. My lost capital (not mention childhood) would make quite a large erection from empty Fosters cans – probably 4 times taller than Canary wharf.
oh dear, can we get some counselling here, quickly
We should all sue labour for not sending us to Australia Why should we all have to stay here in this bankrupt shithole he has single handedly created ?
What a fucking rubbish csrtoon worst yet i think !
skid/mark dont give up selling the b
Big Issue you’ll never make it selling this shite !
You ain’t been round here that long if you reckon that’s the worst yet.
That’s towards the top end of their offerings.
Oh yes it is.
It really is a pile of crap,that cartoon.
Skid Mark always give their males a scrotal chin, bit disturbing
Labour, tough on immigration my arse.
“An immigrant convicted of the horrific killing of a 17-month-old baby has been given £4,500 by the Government as a ‘bribe’ to leave the country.”
Why are we paying to send them back? Surely we just put them on a plane and tell them to fuck off?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1227871/Fury-immigrant-baby-killer-paid-4-500-bribe-quit-Britain.html
and then come back again
Let’s hope Malaysia will not be joining the EU or she will be back looking for ‘work’ just like a load of central european criminals have done following previous ‘deportation’.
Why the fuck was she Only Given 5 years And Then Released after less than a year ?
Britain Soft On Crime Soft On The Causers Of Crime !
Welcome ALL To The Dustbin Of The World !
Headline says all you need to know how tough on crime Straw man is
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/lawandorder/6564225/Prisoners-allowed-up-to-100-days-holiday-from-cells.html
The people responsable for letting them out should themselves face the full brunt of the law this is totally unforgivable !
There are not enough jails. They are shifting people around in droves. Whilst the various home secretaries were spouting populist jail-reliant policies from 1997 onwards McDoom in the Treasury was refusing to spend any money to build them.
Thus the phrase was coined: “joined up government”. Not.
Pity she wasn’t deported vertically – cost to the taxpayer: one rope @ £10.00.
The world is going mad.
It’s cheaper to pay off problems (eg Italy with the Taleban and us with criminals – rather than fund a hopeless appeal) than take a moral stand.
I Would Supply The Rope For Nothing Cost £0.00
I’m sure someone would be willing to donate enough air-miles to get them half-way back to wherever they came from. After that they can make their own way.
Is the cartoon of Cyclops Broon?
I have never understood why it takes two people to produce such awful cartoons.
One to draw the lines and one to colour it in.
If the cartoon hadn’t actually mentioned the word Dave, I’d never have known. Does he really have all that body hair? Is he really so white and pudgy? Have Mark and Dave completely flipped? Rubbish cartoon, bad drawing, bad colours, and bad caption.
The spelling was impeccable.
I shall be reading a statement to the House later this morning with a view to bringing “X-Factor” into public ownership.
John & Edward Grimes (Jedward) need the protection that only the State can afford them as they inch towards the winners crown in that contest.
They will form a large part of my General Election campaign and will attract votes to ensure Labour is returned
These Two Need State Protection As They Will Form Part Of New Labours Core Vote In The Future ! Because They Will Both Be Permanantly Unemployed !
shoot the lot of ‘em – fuckers
A deal? Evidently the BBC don’t think so, as they are still sucking up to Labour. Perhaps they just can’t help it.
The BBC – hideously Liebour.
“The one gift this failed Parliament can give its successor is a fresh start. When you move out of a house, you clean it for the people moving in.
Unless you are a flipping MP and you can charge it on expenses….
Not Brown. Economically he is ‘on the blanket’. Rubbing shit into the walls, the carpet and the bedding and generally making the entire UK utterly uninhabitable in some bizarre effort to forward his political agenda.
I’d much prefer if the fuckers went on hunger strike.
It looks like that unfunny rubber faced c*nt Jimmy Carr !
I’M SORRY FOR BEHAVING LIKE A HOON TOWARDS GORDON BROWN
The next time Brooon has his monthly PM (pri mate) Questions
Someone should ask him if he really thinks he is popular and has any realistic chance of winning the next GE
His Fucking Head Will Explode !
You know,when the day – a Friday sometime next year – does actually dawn and Brown has been beaten alive in the General Election that he has to call,do you think he will refuse to leave Downing St?
“I am getting on with the job of ruining this country”
As Cameron chairs his first meeting of his new cabinet in Downing St,the noise of a police negotiator speaking on a megaphone cuts through the air;
“Gordon,you lost – you were beaten and now you need to leave – please open the door of the bunker.
The Queen has promised a plane to a destination of your choice,either Moscow or Stalingrad – they have a fantastic one bedroom apartment in 2,345 No Prospecty Plaz for you and your family – there’s even a telephone line and a typewriter and they have promised a sponsorship deal with Typex”.
The joy is that Brown will have to exit Downing Street in the full glare of the World’s media into his Armour-Plated Jag for the drive with police outriders to the Palace to “hand over his seals of office” followed all the way by the “Skycopter” and Adam Boulton’s commentary.He will then be driven away in a clapped out Rover minus police escort to catch the 1.30pm from Kings Cross to Edinburgh Waverley and thence to Fife hounded by the media. He’ll hate every minute of it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…….I can barely wait.
I will have every VHS /CD/ Tape recorder on in the house just so I can watch it and watch it over and over again.
wouldnt’ it be great if his trip north is a re-run of the Diana funeral, only with bricks and horseshit thrown at the car?
Frank – we shall all be there for his departure.
And so what if a few of us throw bags of human excrement at his car?
What a fitting image to be shown around the world as the utter scum is taken away.
Every motorway bridge with a large
‘Fuck off Brown’ or ‘Fuck off Labour’ banner all the way back to Kirk-fucking-caldy.
A big ‘Fuck off’ one hanging from the Forth railway brideg so he can read it crossing the road bridge.
Or perhaps hire an aircraft to trail a banner all the way home.
Hahahahahaha.
I shall book a train seat for every train departing Kings X for Jochland that day in the hope I can spring out from the toilet as the scum is passing and do the honourable thing for Queen and country!
I feel bad but have to point out that Stalingrad reverted to its original name of Volgograd some time ago, not wishing to devalue the humour of the post but surely Comrade Brown would be far happier in the Communist haven of Cuba then we could send him to Havana (as in he’s Havana laugh [on expenses of course])
But Stalingrad (Volgograd) is still a horrible,bleak,grim,bare,grey,uninspiring,hateful place so its just right for the scum Brown.
A Tory focus group has chosen this year’s Xmas card to appeal to the whole electorate.
Gay Vote – tick
Women – tick ( unfortunately no women on panel )
Men – tick ( nice pair )
Black vote – tick ( leopard skin pants).
Green Vote – tick ( imitation leopard skin pants ).
Moslem vote – tick ( no mention of Xmas )
I think that thong thingy is a bit over packed!
I was not aware that he had a pair!
All the Balls are in the cabinet.
If there was a splash in the make it up Mirror of Gordon sat on the bog I would vote for im and all e stands for
And I am unanimous in that
This is my dream come true.
By week’s end I’ll be Supremo of the EUSSR.
[The Leader of HM Oppo says]
Ooohh Tone, – haven’t you done well?
I’m so impressed.
I think we all are.
Or, you might meet with a ‘nasty accident’.
That eould be my preferred option.
Don’t call us Ladys!!
Wait ’til we become Lady Muck of Filthy Trougher etc
Das KampenGrumpenDumpenFuhrer mit ein PlugUntPlay PluggenHolenFiller unt ze Burger Snack Bar says
Fancy einen chip? Cuppatee?
Didn’t see this cartoon on Channel 4’s “When Boris met Dave”!
What a hoot of a prog it was. Just-in-time thinking from Boris means that he can react quickly to “Events, dear boy, events”, but are the reactions good ones? The question is this: Would Boris make a better PM than call-me-Dave?
Dave got a first in PPE while Boris only got a II-I in classics. However the question is how much time did Boris spend on classics compared to following his political interests – and how does that compare to the Dave spent on studying PPE?
I suspect that Boris is intrinsically smarter than Dave, but Boris’s image/persona is not one to convince people that he could run the country.
It was a good prog; now let’s have one on the Marxist influence on the labour Party…
You don’t need a programme on Marxist influence in the Labour Party, you need a major series.
I have complete faith in Boris, who probably got a lower grade than Dave because he had more interesting things to do than keep his nose inside a book.
Boris is ugly.
Really ugly.
Not as ugly as Port a loo, but ugly.
Piggy eyed, pushy, pompous, preening, pillock, or so says Cameo.
Hahaha
Ps: I publish hate because I hate myself.
Haha…..Oh someone shoot me
Prefer to knock one out over McHoonface I presume.
What would cameo know. yaoww.
A 2-1 in Classics is almost infinitely harder to achieve than a first in PPE – even at Oxford the PPE lot are mostly socialists and stupid, and all you need to do to get your First is to regurgitate Marx and Weber.
Boris is nearly as bright as I am, and manages it with the panache of a master – the image he projects of himself as ‘that daft bloke that you’d like to go for a pint with’ is majestic.
At least Boris didn’t learn Socialism at Oxford, unlike CMD…
Cambridge is so much better, though…
Cambridge is indeed much better than Oxford, although a first in Classics is just as hard to obtain; 2/1s being the highest generally obtained. Very strict marking. Almost anyone can bag a first in PPE though, it’s not what you’d call a hard subject really, is it? Bozza’s 2/1 is worth much more than CMD’s first.
Boris,………….. tall, blond, intelligent, exotic, v well educated, literate, confident, brave, ……..what more would you want in a man?
forgot………… articulate!
Off track a bit however is this for real?
Civil servants at the Ministry of Defence are being paid more than £8,000 a month for working in Afghanistan, nearly five times as much some soldiers on the front line!!! FFS
and you’re surprised?
Less than officers then when the allowances and free school fees are included.
Piss weak, Baiter.
is that all you got in your locker?
The Sun letter smear blew up in the Conservitudes’ faces, this vein will lead to a cave in. Brwon is playing a hand, Cameo and his ‘andlers are just sniffing each other’s haunches.
Officers on 44k free school fees allowance scam.
Ooow Matron!
Hahahaha
It’s all he’s ever got. He’s been doing this schtick for at least a month now. Change the bloody record.
Brother in law is in Afganistan now.
Last discussion with him 2 weeks ago in UK went as follows:
“If the Govt withdraw school fee allowance, the majority of Officers will leave at the earliest opportunity as there is no point in staying in the British Army”. He went on to say ” we have terrible accomodation for our families, although we recognise we are obliged at times to move contiunously from base to base in the UK and often abroad. We have poor pay and poor pensions compared to the private sector over the past 15 years”. He further added “do you think we can get any foreign passports…just in case, the UK is terrible”….”we know the cuts are coming in the Army and it will become insufferable”…”we don’t even have Military hospitals now, so the boys have to share a ward with some doctors and nurses whose loyalty is first Muslim then care for the sick”.
This is from one of the most loyal, obediant, 4th generation serving Officers of senior rank.
Brown, you are loathed by the Services you send to perhaps die for Queen and Country.
And today you have the cheek to suggest PUBLICLY you want a meeting to discuss an exit strategy from the mess you helped create in Afganistan.
You are Brown, a total shambles and a disgrace to your Office, the Country, and your late father. Go hide your head in shame.
Regarding Afghanistan does this relation want to be in, out or shake it all about? More troops, fewer or is it just right?
Should the UK increase its forces with the Netherlands, Canada possibly even the US pulling out?
Campaigns in Afghanistan happen in the spring and summer.
It’s all quiet on the Afghan front for the winter.
Isn’t it?
Brown- you deserve to be walked through a minefield at a timing to be determined by us.
Why don’t their kids go to state schools ,no fees there.Stop whingeing.
So much time on my hands to spend on here!
Goebbels for Gordon!
Isn’t it?
Name check 8, thanks.
I’m the real Baiter! Accept no imitations.
That is all.
Name check 9, thanks.
My real name is wayne kerr
No, I’m the real Baiter! Mummy, can I have a rocket salad please?
It’s bloody dangerous in Afghanistan you know !
Bloody Johnny Foreigners I expect.
I applied for a contract job doing satellite comms in Iraq a few years back – wage was £650 per DAY!
Fuck me – it’s something a signals specialist could learn in a couple of days with the manual, and they’re contracting it out at more per day than the front line lads and lasses could earn in a week?
The real money in Iraq and Afghan is being wasted on paying contractors silly money because it might be ‘dangerous’. I’d happily go over on a private’s pay, and do the job because it needs doing – I have no interest in feathering my nest at the expense of others.
What a fucking farce this world has become since I was a child in the 60s.
I expect they recharged it to the taxpayer at £1,500 a day. Show me a war and I’ll show you an opportunity for profit.
Lets talk about Sir John Scarlett – Head of MI6 – or perhaps we shouldn’t because Guido will get a visit from their lawyers.
Instead,read the chapter on Scarlett in Nigel West’s book on MI6 chiefs.
Brown must be amazed that no one has linked all of this together and connected the supply of arms with the supply of money to buy those arms.
At least it will come out one day in the next 30 years.
suited me just fine for the six months that i did it; I agree that it’s disgusting to expect our boys to go over and do the nastiness for what they get paid whilst the civil servants and officers lap up the luxuries, but as a civvie who was never in agreement with either cr4ppy “war” I’d be buggered if I was expected to go over at my age without it being worth my while. I made more in six months than i would have done in two years at home, but I wouldn’t do it again. Dreadful places.
Fuck me. That’s more than I was getting in Algeria ten years ago. When the religion of peace would rock into a village, slit everybodies throats: man, woman, child and babe-in-arms and toss them down the well.
Quite literally.
Because it is pleasing to Allah presumably.
I’d almost forgoeetn that little squabble. I was working at Index on Censorship while that was going on – well, a little earlier. We got some secretly snapped photos in one time of the islamists setting out on a raid – what struck me was firstly, as you say, the sheer fucking horror of what they were doing, but also how they were armed – CAR15s, M16s, even MP5s. WTF was all that about?
We buy top doller goods for our martyrs
salaam
It seems the religion of peace actually won the election but the government (military dictatorship) were not happy about handing over control. The religion of peace responded with their customary attention to detail as regards who to target.
It would be like Brown cancelling the elections and the Tories slitting everybody in Glasgow’s throat by way of retaliation.
Although the suspicion was they were both at it. Ie military and Islamists.
Nothing quite as refreshing as being ‘guarded’ by 20 Algerian conscripts and a permanently pissed-up regular Algerian army officer. We had to save the conscripts from their officer – he kept beating them up.
The big gig of the past 20-25 years that the Saudis escaped censure for was the imposition of an Islamist state in Sudan. The religion of peace then proceeded to slaughter two million southern sudanese bl*ck folk but because they were all Christians and animists the US and Europe didn’t want to upset the oil suppliers and just acted like nothing was happening.
The whole ‘feed the world’ shit was just the west pretending there was a natural famine instead of a Saudi-backed displacement and slaughter. This was not wholly unconnected with the fact that the Sud (big swamp in southern Sudan) sits on the other side of the Red sea and seismic back in the 1980s had shown it to contain a shit-load of oil which the Saudis wouldn’t want coming onstream to depress the price of their offerings.
It is only recently, now that the Arab North has moved on to slaughtering Bl*ck Muslims that the ‘International community’ feels it can say anything without it being deliberately misconstrued by the religion of peace as a ‘holy war’.
For this reason alone we had no business interfering in Gulf War I. I was all for Saddam waltzing into Saudi and stringing the fuckers up.
Still am.
that should worry the turnip taliban ?
good start to the morning , ruins class action on certain banking practices already getting torn to bits .
Kevin rudd seems to have warped history a little , what hes forgot to mention is that because britain got bombed to bits during ww2 and a whole host of children born due to hsubands been away and lonely women , as well as families simply killed we had a large number of orphans . Austrailia on the other hand did not get bombed to bits and have large ammounts of foreign troops stationed , although they did supply at lot of forces to fight
What no films or documentarys made in the warts an all fashion by the left on this subject?
Half a million kids could have been put to task ‘doing the jobs we didn’t want to do’
unless of course that mantra was complete bollocks.
1.) Who arms the Taliban?
2.) Where does the money come from to arm the Taliban?
Can I ‘phone a friend?
You’ve got a friend???
Yeah, Obama Beach.
I wish he would answer his phone though >:(
Heres a tip Gordon,next time you bully your way through the little people and get your bestest mate ever to sit next to you at dinner while your saving mammy earth from all the other selfish bast#rds who insist on living on the planet too,dial his mobile number and when he takes it out see what name he has your number stored under,I bet its (dat c##t)
1) The Saudis
2) Us – via oil purchases
Plus UK foreign aid which includes fertiliser that they can for making IEDs.
I ask the questions because in the absence of any credible investigative journalists,the links are not being made.
Keep asking these questions and the source of the arms can be traced.
Once traced,the sources can be exposed.
Saudi is behind nearly all international terrorism, with Iran and one or two others making up the rest. Nobody in the media can say this because we are so dependent on Saudi oil and Saudis own huge amounts of this country.
Saudis owning huge amounts of this country can be met with the same approach they (the Saudis) took to foreign oil companies owning all Saudi’s oil.
Ie take it back off ‘em.
Druggies who fund the UK’s muslim drug cartels
Some arms came from old mujahideen stocks supplied from the west. Small arms are manufactured in Pakistan (this includes a clone of the AK47). Bomb making material including shaped charges from Iran. Also freelance arms traders supplying ex Eastern block arms in exchange for drugs profits.
1) Northern Alliance / CIA?
2.) Watan Risk / NCL Holdings?
?!?!?!?
nice plum
“A major London summit is being planned by Gordon Brown to fix a timetable for exiting the Afghanistan war”
Exit the war my arse. The Scottish c.unt just wants the opportunity to stand next to President Omaha in front of the world’s TV and Press. Doesn’t Gorgon ever stop plotting?
Well the treason never stops.
The boys will be home by christmas scenario. All this is is polticking for votes. Still won’t work the man is utterly fucked and should just go.
“Doesn’t Gorgon ever stop plotting?”
It’s in his DNA.
How did a cat manage to climb up Dave’s yellow underpants?
Has anyone seen my pussy?
its a socialist climber!
It was Ed Balls’ cat,Claude Balls.
Excellent!
We have a name – that’s a start.
He cannot hide forever when Brown’s people release him.
This is going to be a funny weekm I think. One way or another…
troops get delayed copters, at last, Phone tap story: Grauniad gets facts wrong shock horror, Jailed killers allowed to sleep at home, Balls makes promise he can’t keep, Ministers panicked into childcare tax U turn and Murdoch’s previous support for New Labour forgotten
These fookin toons are SHITE!
Its all going to plan…
Looks like Gordon won’t be able to save the world after all
Barack Obama acknowledged today that time had run out to secure a legally binding climate deal at the Copenhagen summit in December and threw his support behind plans to delay a formal pact until next year at the earliest.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/nov/15/copenhagen-climate-deal-obama?CMP=AFCYAH
Yo Barack.
Be my guest at the finals of X-Factor,my favourites John & Edward Grimes (Jedward) are being groomed for cabinet posts in the near future.
A vote winner if ever there was one
Perhaps he has decided to listen to his advisors about the commie plot behind all this.
I believe it is no exaggeration to say that Brown’s government is a treasonous Marxist gang.
That Gordon Brown is a Russian spy is in no doubt – that he will get away with it,that is still debatable as I understand there is still a few million pounds left in the Bank of England.
As for the Royal Bank of Scotland? Bust,decrepit,empty,finished.
Now which country was that?
Scotland.
And who does the unelected Prime Minister of England represent?
Scottish constituents.
Don’t they have a Parliament all of their own?
Er Yes – so can ANYONE explain why Brown is allowed to ruin England when he should be in a Scottish Parliament?
Are all the international “Do as I say, not as I do” Greenie fascists still going for a spot of eco-friendly jetset Copenhagen Christmas shopping at their respective taxpayers’ expense, because have they decided that telephones and video conferencing are only for the proles?
Another fucking U turn coming up.
Because it’s the right thing to do. Unlike the party opposite who would ‘do nothing’.
No doubt.
I’ll sort it out, Ed, as the Europe special representative for saving the world from disaster.. I was in Aboo Derby last week,Ed, then I’m off to China this week, then it’s Copacabana, or is it Copenhagen, then it’s another round of the Kimono Agreement. ‘corse Traycee is ‘elping me wiv me important emissions ,Ed, and coming wiv me.
Is that it! I logged on to see what was being discussed and find a silly juvenile cartoon of Brown. Well Guido, either you have nothing worthwhile to debate or you are just getting bored with it. I’ll leave you to it until there is some relevant juicy news to discuss.
“…………….cartoon of Brown. “????????????????
I know Rich & Mark’s cartoon likenesses are sometimes a bit shit but I really think you need to look at it again
Yeah agreed! its obviously Hattie anyone can see that
Nope, its only got one eye…its him OK.
DC is rather better toned than that:
http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/aug2008/3/7/F0C3F12A-BD60-8CBF-C35E5A653C09492D.jpg
I always suspected he was smooth rather than hairy.
You know it makes sense !!!!!!
Residents in Downing Street will today become the first people in Britain to be able to apply for ID cards.
They can now directly apply to attend appointments from November 30 to have their photograph and fingerprints taken for the £30 cards at Downing Street’s passport office
I’ve got mine already. It has a picture of a c’unt on it.
Hahahahhaha
Name check 14, thanks.
It’s true though. I do look like one.
Name check 14, thanks.
Name check 12, thanks.
Stop it now. It’s making me look more stupid than normal.
Name check17, thanks.
Oh god what I’d give for a proper job, all I do day in day out is sit here with my computer, a roll of bog roll and a spoon (for eating my own poo y’see).
Isn’t it, though?
Name check, thanks.
Show of Hands – Arrogance Ignorance And Greed (AIG)
‘kin superb. Get it released on CD – I will buy it for Christmas gifts.
Make it an anthem to disgrace the pigs in Parliament!
Oh, and get some posters printed prominently featuring the foxy bassist!
A talented fox – Miranda Sykes.
Interesting that the Daily Mail seems to have disabled the comments facility on its ‘Nightstalker’ news story.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1228061/Married-father-seven-appears-court-Night-Stalker-rapes-London.html
I wonder why…?!
Perhaps because lots of people might ask why they’ve never heard of this particular criminal?
Who decides to disable comments?
The Mail?
Or maybe the police/government have sent something round the media?
News of this guy’s nightly acts have featured heavily, over the years, on all the local TV news programmes. I was aware that the police have been trying to catch him for donkey’s years.
That may be true but it seems these incidents have not been given very much publicity outside of London or the M25 belt. Large swathes of the country appear largely unaware. Still it should be fairly easy to empanel a jury given that fact
DELROY LOL top of the leaderboard my son.
The Daily Mail have disabled all comments because he’s b.lac.k and they don’t want any racist comments appearing on their online edition.
If you’ve never heard of this bloke then you must have been abroad for some considerable time.
normal sub judice concerns I expect, not particularly sinister.
“Earlier this month, it emerged that detectives had also obtained more than 2,000 DNA samples from 21,500 suspects at a cost of £102,700.
The DNA trawl met some resistance in 2006 after the Met was accused of sending threatening letters to men who refused to take part.
Members of the Metropolitan Police Authority questioned its legality and warned it could inflame community tensions”
I wonder if the “innocent” samples are going to be removed within 6yrs?!
Because it makes good legal sense.
There’s the story of how a French paper covered a story some years ago: “Beast of Boulogne arrested.” But the police had got the wrong man, so released him without charge. The headline was: “Beast of Boulogne freed.!
If it wasn’t for the lack of facial stubble, I’d have said that it was Harpie Harperson.
I’m her beard
No mention about petrol price rises in the MSM or on here? Why? I could get fuel at £103 not so long ago and now it’s up to £110.
A gallon? Must be a post from the future (about 5 years into), after Copenhagen and carbon credits.
Obviously not a driver then.
Google;
“30000 scientists sue al gore”
There`s no other coverage everywhere
*anywhere
Soz I wuz zaNu-Labour edukated…..innit
By increasing the price of fuel you will use less.
By increasing the price of fuel the Treasury will raise more revenue.
So if you use less fuel, I will therefore raise less cash, lorry drivers will be out of work and businesses will close.
Their jobs can be done by Bugarians driving lorries with no PSV or insurance thereby making the roads safer.
um…er…wait…Christ – what sort of arsehole would make the UK public finances dependent on the tax revenue from a product that he did not anyone to use?
Interesting explantion from media whore Iain Dale on why he has turned down “countless interviews with the BBC and Sky” on the matter of Liz Truss.
“Over the past 24 hours I have turned down countless interviews with the BBC and Sky on this subject – several involving the tantalising prospect of a repeat bout with the dreadful Anne Atkins. I have resisted temptation. Why? Because it’s going over the same old ground, time after time. The arguments now are the same as they were three weeks ago. And Anne Atkins and Sir Jeremy Bagge are doing such a good job in making Liz Truss’s case for her, I thought I would leave them to it.”
Jolly good.
Nothing to do then with the rumour that Conservative Central Office were slightly concerned that the sanctimonies of a raving old queen might do Liz Truss more harm than good in matters ugandan.
Ooooh – you are awful. I’m just off to some musical theatre.
…and to write some lists which can bore everyone.
Perhaps the most naive blogger of all time?
and just like Stephen Pound – will do anything to get himself on the radio or TV.
Open letter to Gordon Brown; I humbly apologise for being born English, what a curse, the sins of the fathers are visited Upon the sons, who will apolgise to the next generations Gordon for your sins?.
Thanks for the dosh, now fuck off.
Bad shit going down all around Town but you is still da main man! till somebody says their Piece ( Piece not peace), dig?.
It’s just occurred to me, is the Rich and Mark item really a clever conversation starter, rather than an actual cartoon?
Why the heck did I wish the budgies good luck ??
Bird lovers and exhibitors watched on in horror as 38 prize budgies keeled over and died during a show.
Owners and organisers rushed about getting their cages outside into the fresh air as the budgerigars began plummeting inexplicably from their perches.
Fanciers feared Gordon Broen caused the tragedy.
But after investigations by plumbers, gas workers, fire authorities and environmental health officers, there was no explanation for what happened at the village hall event in Gwynedd, North Wales
That’s what happens when you buy budgies on the cheap!
It started in Australia.
I met our likeable PM only the other day and he wished me well for my next stage appearance. Even shook my hand. First class decent sort of Scottish chap.
Why is he called Jonah?
Too right. He should be called ‘The Terminator’.
In that case I hope the ” I will be back” statement does not apply.
He will ‘be back’. Back to obscurity where he belongs. Teaching history to plumbers.
Hahahaha
Name check 15, thanks.
By the way, has anybody seen my favourite sock?
I can’t wait for christmas, chocolate log! Get it, eh readers?
Comical Ali, it is I!
Maybe Brown’s plane flew overhead – that would have been enough to kill all 38 birds.
That’s terrible. Poor little sods. But if the heating was off, and no CO2 detected, what the hell happened?
The Guardian;
“Senior government sources favour briefings by a select group of senior ministers – including Peter Mandelson – with a televised briefing at the beginning of each week. There may, however, be political repercussions if Mandelson or another minister were to start briefing during broadcast lobby sessions. Would the opposition put up with that? And how would the BBC provide “political balance” in any broadcasts?”
Keep up the good work Guido I couldn`t handle twice weekly Tractor Stats!
GUARDIAN “Senior government sources favour briefings by a select group of senior ministers – including Peter Mandelson –”, THE CHIEF OF THE SELECT GROUP OF SENIOR MINISTERS IS MANDELSON, AKA GOBBELS…… I mean GOEBELS.
BROWN = HITLER
MANDELSON = GEOBBELS
BALLS = HIMMLER
COOPER = EVA BRAUN
Can we have them linked to a sweatometer or lie detector? The forth coming election will be interesting, all the daily press conferences for each party to look forward to. Who will crack first?
“…..how would the BBC provide “political balance” “!
They do not know how.
Can I just say that I never had it so good?
I’ve never had it.
I had it once, but then they brought out a market ready vaccine.
Well, there are the winds of change for you, old boy. Never bothered with a vaccine in my day. One had to make do.
In March 2009 the Government published Together We Can End Violence Against Women And Girls (Home Office, 2009), …
The [ACPO] review, which was undertaken …, at the request of the former Home Secretary Jacqui Smith.
—- “Researchers have pointed to the conceptual links between different forms of violence against women and girls, and to the fact that domestic violence perpetrators, sex offenders and users of pornography and prostitution share a propensity to control women (O’Connor and Healy, 2006).”
So she is condemning her own husband.
— “a suspected serial perpetrator of violence against women and girls would be required to register relevant addresses”
Guilty for life, with no way to prove innocence. Note the word suspected.
— “Our research suggests that victims of interpersonal violence are not routinely able to access their witness statements. … For example, without access to the witness statement, a victim must repeat the account for its inclusion in an affidavit.”
The last safeguard against the delusional. They are always caught by their story changes. Cost issue sited.
— “Domestic Violence Protection Order of up to 14 days duration, to prevent a suspected …..”
So there is no barrier to crying wolf anytime. No need for the cost of safe houses.
— “This proposal …is for a ‘near-Criminal Justice’ disposal that rehabilitates, preserves the parties’ relationship, but retains the potential for a sanction.”
If you are innocent you will never have a chance to get a job again. “Near-Criminal” The new speak for opposition opinion.
Labour laws: Take a real problem of less than 1in1000 and expand it to every one so that fear is widespread. Then remove the barriers to making accusations. Now you have a new sub class of Near-Criminals on a register that keeps them out of normal life.
This is in a country that lets murderers out for shopping therapy, convicted rapist that attack immediately on release. We have not got the methods to control the real criminals yet.
This is the lunacy that wins elections.
http://www.acpo.police.uk/asp/policies/Data/FINAL_MASTERViolence%20Review.doc
This may be a rather selective piece of rsearch. I recall reading an article recently about domestic violence by women on men. The researchers of this concluded that it was far more prevalent than many would assume, but unreported for the most part. One reason suggested is that men feel they would be ridiculed and humiliated if they did report domestic violence perpetrated against them by their wives (or female partners, we should probably call them these days).
Nobody regards domestic violence, whoever perpetrates it, as proper or acceptable. However, the blanket assumption that only men are capable of violence, and only women are victims, is unfortunate. It would be more constructive if all forms of violence in the home, could be researched in more depth with a view to reducing its causes, or in extremis, protecting the victims.
It seems typical of the current government that it assumes a problem, then looks for research to support the assumption instead of researching the problem properly and acting on best information. Putting it more bluntly, this government hates men, and those of us who try to lead our lives decently really resent it.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/lawandorder/6175967/Sharp-rise-in-number-of-women-guilty-of-domestic-violence.html
This is Chief Police Officer recommendations. Not research. This is what Jackie wants for us all, and is justified by research. The question is: does the country want Jackie Smith or the Police force she is making.
My point is – selective research.
The police have had accusations of being prone to excessive political correctness aimed at them, with some justification. Is this another example?
I think we can say that NewLabour do not differ from OldLabour in their single issue/single outlook fundamentalism that never moves on.
Can we have OUR country back please!
There have always been violent women. They just get more press coverage these days.
and to the fact that domestic violence perpetrators, sex offenders and users of pornography and prostitution share a propensity to control women
Users of pornography? WTF? That’s got to be practically every man (and a fair few women) in the entire UK. That’s as meaningless as saying users of footpaths show a propensity to burglary.
Wankers.
Wankers! Us or Them?
“I haven’t been near any pussy.It’s just a fabrication.
“I haven’t been near any pussy.It’s just a fabrication.”
Hear. Hear. Over-rated at a time when there are loads of young men looking for new positions.
Politically Correct,not me guv!!!
Pakki goes into a pub with a parrot on his shoulder. Barman says where you get that from. Parrot say Bradford theres fucking millions of them
Prepare to be raided and shot by 117 police officers who were just round the corner from your house ready to raid a war veteran’s house for putting his bin out 2.5 cm nearer the road than he should have done (he IS half blind,but that argument only counts if you are a Hoon).
Truck load of illegals crashes in fog on M2.Half an hour later Plod appear,delayed by Health and Safety.to find Nick Griffin with a shovel.”15 of them”,he says,”It was terrible,so I buried them all immediately because of their culture”They were all dead”?asks Plod.”Well”,says Griffin”some of them said they weren’t but you can’t believe those lying bastards”.
Prepare for SWOT teams and questions in the HofC.
Colonel,are you related to Colonel Sanders,if so,mines a 3 piece with beans and a 1litre Pepsi.
You may think I’m foul but I’m not chicken.
I’m no fan of Guido Forks but I love the irreverrent way he has a Friday photo competition on saturdays a monday morning view that runs all week.
Sorry mummy but I lost my truss.
ooooh here, ducky, I’ve got it for you-hoo
Get a new one from the National Truss.
I am no fan of Gordon Brown
There’s a whacking great ‘but’ on the way…..
You mean Sarah’s?
I didn’t actually, but on careful consideration, you may have a point.
No, I am no fan of Gordon Brown. Period.
You’re fired
Don’t use my bloody lines, amateur. Stop whingeing. Wouldn’t invest a penny in you.
OT
You’d want a heart of stone not to laugh.
http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/8362116.stm
It’s just a shame it was only the three
Is this linked to the problems HSBC were having with their cash machines not issuing money – maybe these enterprising scousers just had to go further afield to get some dosh for the week’s betting.
I think you find it was HBOS!
A case of “dye” ing?
Under Labour Britain is again able to increase it’s GDP by exporting some of our best talent
Thats the EU for you if their thieving low life scum can come here then own thieving low life scum can go there.
And they say the enterprise culture has been stifled among the British….
Think you can come over here and rob us? You thought without Van der Valk.
Edam the lot of you!
And may you be smited by Zola the Gorgon.
I can report that they were ‘High Nickin’ beer and cash
Next it’ll be the traffic jam and multiple shunt as the relly’s go over to pile the floral tributes onto the central reservation.
Brilliant one.
More like try and grab any loose Euro’s lying around the crash scene.
Do Interflora do a bouquet shaped like a cash machine?
Did Gordon wish these entrepeneurs well on their root into europe?
Deedoodohdontdeedoh.
O/T
Actor Edward Woodward dies at 79
RIP mate…
We could have used his Enforcer expertise in Downing St….
Gordon could have played ‘Lonely’
Childish.
And Harriet H to my despair,she had the red flag flying there.
Does Gusset Macdonald know about this? Or is he drawering a veil over it?
Have ConHome now closed down the Truss debate?
local democracy is to be encouraged, as long as they’re agreeing with me and Dave
Didn’t realise you were married Mrs D. But am now advised that ConHome are out on a very long lunch.
Boat. Rock. Don’t. The.
Support Truss!
***Breaking Newts***
just in, delivered by the Postie, Bill Wiggins MP Annual Review
- supporting our troops
- in Parliament, delivering for you
- wins rural Oscar Award
- now made an Opposition whip
NOTHING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT HIS TROUGHING EXPERTISE AT THE HANDS OF THE TAX PAYER
Get rid of him, get rid of all of them NOW, Bastards
I wet myself hearing this gag
Gordon & Alistair are making their way home from the pub. Gordon says to Alistair , “I’m burstin’ for a shite,” and goes behind some bushes.
A few minutes later he shouts, “Alistair, have you got any paper?”
Alistair replies, “For fuck’s sake, Gordon, just leave it there.”
Now if that gag doesn’t win the Genral Election I don’t know what will
Gordon Brown: “I’d like to apologise to the Italian Government for what Boudicca did to their Legions. I’d also like to apologise to the inhabitants of Honolulu for any diseases past to them by British Seamen in 1795. And thirdly I’d like to apologise the British children sent to Australia against their will from the 1940s onwards”
Why don’t you apologise for something that you were directly responsible for you fucking useless fat c.unt.
…because that would take personal courage, and political integrity
and I am a piece of shit on the sole of humanity – a criminal murderer – stick that up your pipe Baroness whatever looking in to blogs control.
Fees Office Clerk: Childish submission.
Fuck Off Frank. There’s a good chap.
Because he’s the opposite of responsible? Which would be irresponsible!
O/T but worth a mention.
From Douglas Carswell’s blog.
“The role of Scottish MPs in the English Parliament is perhaps slightly off topic on this thread, but there is an important point to be made.
In Scotland, the SNP is the governing party, not Labour. Labour is the opposition.
The Glasgow bye election victory is consequently an opposition victory, despite the fact that Labour won it.
The devolved settlement as it now stands makes an utter nonsense of democracy in England.
Suppose, come the election, there is widespread support of the opposition party in Scotland because the Scottish government is seen as responsible for widespread, serious Scottish problems.
Scotland then returns a large number of Labour MPs as a protest against the sitting SNP Government, which is sufficient to keep a Labour Government in power or result in a hung Parliament at Westminster.
The English won’t stand for it. It will be the last straw.
Posted on 14 November 2009 23:52 by NickW
So you see, Labour can f–k things up totally, but in Scotland the SNP get a large part of the blame and Labour get re-elected.
Thats why we need to combine forces and cut deals to get labour phased out forever, even put up with limp dems as the main opposition if we have to.
ZNL have given up on winning outright; their plan now is to use Scottish and Welsh votes to bolster their position whilst splitting the English tory vote by promoting UKIP (eg on here). They will then do a deal with the LimpDums to share power and agree in return to beef up their AV policy to full blown PR. Result will be that UK politics will have changed (again) forever and a strong tory government will never be a possibility. If it doesn’t happen like that then Robert Harris can write it up as a novel; gratis on me. [Although a bottle of champagne wouldn't go amiss]
Please don’t tell me we will have more “Gordon”, the country has suffered enough at the hands of the Scots ….I think I need a strong drink.
We may find ourselves in the situation where England won’t put up with another 5 years of Labour rule, and Scotland won’t put up with a Conservative government very few in Scotland voted for. Just part of the democratic crisis the wankers in Parliament seem oblivious to as they carry on thieving.
A break up of the Union between Scotland and England is very much on the cards in the near future, especially when Queenie kicks the bucket.
Britain today looks a lot like Austria-Hungary one hundred years ago. A crumbling imperial power, presided over by a well-liked but aging monarch trying to keep the various nationalities together. A weakening military power becoming ever more dependant on its main ally for support; the US in our case, Germany in Austro-Hungary’s case.
I would like to apologize to the British people on behalf of myself and the Labour party:
1) For deliberately flooding the country with third world immigrants for selfish party political reasons.
2) For forcing the ideology of multiculturalism down the throats of the British people.
3) For wrecking the economy.
4) For dumbing down the education system at all levels.
5) For signing away your sovereignty to a foreign entity without any mandate to do so.
6) For systematically stripping away your rights and freedoms.
7) For under funding and misusing the armed forces of this country.
8) For loosing control of the streets to yobs and criminals.
9) For encouraging the spread of Islam within the UK.
You must be confusing Gordon Brown with someone else….Brown never says sorry, well only when being “waterboarded”. If you don’t believe me watch PMQs.
Thank you Gorgon, for owning up at last.
Doesn’t make things better, – or allow you any mercy though.
Now go and top yourself, – but s l o w l y.
You may not know me, but I have 12-billion dollars here that says you’ll vote for me as the next president of this fine country.
Oh wait what country are we in again?
What a vile drawing….only just seen it but already it’s making the delicious calves liver I have just eaten for supper rise up into my craw. Especially gag-inducing are those spider’s legs poking out from around his bollock sack. Gross!
The working class can kiss my arse,
I’ve got the P.M.’s job at last,
I’ll rob the rich & fuck the poor
And make the working girl a whore.