Gordon’s Rap
Comrade Brown, as Deluded as the East German Politburo – Telegraph
We Must Understand the Ancient World First - Boris
Sarah Must Have Watched SamCam and Gulped – Quentin Letts
LibDemVoice Ignores Party’s Censorious Illiberalism – Shane Frith
Election is a Battle for Hearts More than Minds – Matthew D’Ancona
Will MacShane Stop Writing for The Guardian? – Iain Dale
Speculators Are Doing God’s Work – Paul Murphy
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Former Labour Party Chief Press Officer Colin Byrne said:
“What the hell is a strike mongering politically discredited nutter like Charlie Whelan doing at the heart of Labour’s election campaign?”
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fawkes you mispelt it, its Gordons Crap
Gordon’s crap, surely. One of the bastards is far more than enough.
close but no banana GFM.
it should ofcourse be: gordon’s crapping it.
We can vouch for that!
Tight rhymes boooooooy.
That’s a crap impression of a Gordon rap. He looks far too healthy and fresh.
I thought it said Gordon’s a profligate twat with no understanding of economics and a backbone like a long streak of piss.
I was going to say that.
Beat me to it!
He’s with the kids Conservitudes, he digs it, just like all the soldiers love him and hang on his every word. Oh yes.
That is all, hahahaha
Well you’ve got the hanging bit right.
The disgusting John Berkowitz is now ‘reframing’ his wife as a mongrel of Jerry Hall, Lady Macbeth (is he suggesting he is Macbeth?) and Eva Peron!
Good luck Nigel, he needs to go
A “mongrel” of Jerry Hall? Is he implying she’s a dog?
With practice Gordo, I think you have all the potential to be what Biggie Smallz is today.
WAS not IS !!! The guy’s dead you fucking twat.
Precisely Louie.
Ready when you are Simon ;)
Now Gordo’s gettin down wid da kidz he needs a ghetto name.The online Gangsta name generator gives “Loose Dung Beetle” as Gordo’s street monicker…and very apt as well,a lot of loose dung arouind “Numba 10″ as the election approaches.
The Big Poppa of Pills
Do you have to KEEP copying me Braun?
Not ugly or anywhere near crap enough.
Perhaps “Gord” can do a guest appearance on X Factor supporting his heroes “Jedward” – The Winners of X Factor 2009
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1227898/Fruity-Calvin-Harris-thrown-X-Factor-storming-stage-Jedward-performance.html
Ed and David Miliband are to replace John and Edward on Xfactor. They will collectively be know as “EDVID”. Start voting the Miliband c.unts off the show immediately.
Or ‘Dedward’
Should have put a fat suit on.
“I to the M to the F” – very good!
It’s not as funny as:
The elephant in the room? I fear the room is a toilet and one worries as to whether the elephant knows how to open the lid…
Anyone posted a link on the . Gov. co.uk website yet?
[...] Where else would one find this but Guido’s place? [...]
Says it all really. A Dead Ringers sketch is the funniest thing on the site.
We have the worst prime minister for a century and this is the most biting satire they can come up with? BBC – sucking up to NuMarxists – it’s what we do.
I bet Gordon uses a crApple computer!
Good stuff Mr Fawkes. I see that old Gordon has said that Jedward is no good.
Lets all upset Brown by backing Jedward to win the Xfactor contest.
like the smile at the end
That still makes me laugh! Thanks!
Gangsta name For James Gordon Brown is ‘Rank Dirty Bitch’
for Gordon Brown is King Crack Smoka.
Either one works, I think…
Here is a question to ponder. Why is Nigel Griffiths so insistent on providing help to a young and attractive non-UK national to the extent that he supports her visa application for re-entry when her old one ran out, and that he specially meets up with her as soon as she lands in the UK on a Saturday night,
My critiscism is that the shots on the airbed in the pool – he should be wearing fishnet tights.
Culshaws as funny as Piles
Your feature was immensely on target to me. I loved reading it and will check back steadily to see what’s new.