Loving the Personality Based Attacks
The Guidoisation of politics is finally being embraced by Labour:
Iain Dale was quick off the mark soliciting rejoinders:
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Lord Lamont told ITV News…
“I think the PM is just human and Ed Balls is a pretty irritating person”
Wow. I never thought my 2010 mockup would end up here!!! Cool!
http://cogitodexter.wordpress.com/2009/11/13/several-can-play-at-that-game/
2010 is the year we make contact
come on chaps get your movie parodies right
By “Guido-isation” you must mean they are going to start deleting each other’s message as you do with mine based on pure fear of a superior argument.
i can understand why you would approve you non-entity reject from the Currant Bun Sun.
Currant Bun = Sun, right? It does make me laugh when middle class tossers use rhyming slang all sort of clever like, so, is your use of rhyming slang just a Punch and Judy, or what?
Brown and Mandy
Woa boy – steady on there! I know nothing about rhyming slang – I respect it – but I aint a user of it.
I am a noble Scot so I have my own version. Naw, I was only copying what the Sun called itself from a mareketing CD they sent me years ago when they first started getting into the internet business. I threw their frucking CD in the bin naturally.
You’re a party hack and shill who sucks the cock of a warmongering bank flunky fool.
But at least Brown’s his own man.
You are just a bottom feeding pet Shorts.
You do whatever you are told and try to spin abject failure to please your masters and get a pat on the head and a dog biscuit for your pathetic subserviance.
You’re a nobbled snot more like.
ALL HOPE-do ye still keech yer breeks??
Have you tried wearing nappies to contain it?
2012 and the end of the world. Am I too late?
You didn’t miss anything.
Gordon saved us.
Again.
A bit like Gordon Fitzhoon and Hoon Fitzgordon, our gay, Gaelic schizophrenic PM?
PM should be plural-didn’t know ya had two did ya?
Here is a personality based attack you will just love Guido – YOU ARE A FAT FUCKED-UP FASCIST MALCONTENT CHAV
Good, innit?!
FUCK OFF TaT You SAD C*NT !
nah, not me. if you think it is you must be totally retarded.
the cretin you refer to is a hypocritical dullard, the great thick as thieves is a righteous genius. can’t you see the difference?
you fucking imbecile.
no hope remains is a labour troll who comes to this place seeking to disrupt the threads with offensive post and who constantly whinges on and on like an old fishwife about people posting under pseudonyms and not being identifiable.
as he uses a pseudonym himself that rather destroys his own argument.
idiot.
but a better device to expose his hypocrisy and bullshit new labour war propaganda is this:
all hope remains in shorts, I have asked you this question on five occasions already and so this is the sixth time I have asked.
you failed to answer the question the last five times of asking, so please stop being such a coward, stand up for your beliefs and be a man for a change, don’t run away like you did for the last five times, eh, or everyone will see you are a two faced spineless toady wanker, so please, answer the question this time: do you think the pamphleteers who wrote the revolutionary pamphlets that destabilised the french monarchy prior to the french revolution should have printed their names and addresses on the anti-monarchy pamphlets that they published and distributed?
now answer the question or fuck off.
thankyou.
I can`t see this doing any damage to Dave n George. Makes them look OK, Labour should stick to tory Toffs and Bullingdon.
The video clip is shit. Is it some rip off from a tv show that New Labour voters seem to like to while away the time, unaware they are being raped by their own beloved party? Why push such low class stuff on this site?
I’d like so see some funny Labour shit. I doubt it exists.
depends what you mean by ‘funny’
I’m off to John Prescotts house
take some fookin pies
Dear Dear- Labour trolls like “All Hope” are poor deluded mutants. Maybe its the old tertiary syphillis taking effect-but he has “lost all sense of reality”-hear, would that not be a better nom de plume for you?
Poor thing.
So then “Lost all” -Do get yourself off to the nearest clinic!
It is curable-so they tell me.
How can he lose something that he neither had nor wanted? No-one with a sense of reality would vote Labour.
Well I’m voting Labour after this week . It’s The Sun that Won it(for Labour).
to vote labour you’d have to be either a) naive b) uninformed c) dense d) on the payroll or e) demented.think that about covers it
f) full of hate.
G) Thick as shit.
I have always thought that the coward, the troon from hoon, should call himself
‘Shit for Brains’
I’m also voting Labour after this week,sick of Murdoch bastards.
Some great written-word satire from an unknown genius over at ARRSE:
“Dangerous jobs at the MoD”–Alan Johnson
Post Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:41 pm
Sudden death loomed all around. The very ground held mortal danger as Blenkinsop slipped, cat-like, across Charing Cross station, fully aware that his disguise as an ordinary rail commuter could be unmasked at any moment.
Furtively, he slipped his hand into his inside pocket for the reassuring touch of his Parker ball-point, a present from his Auntie Flossie to celebrate his last promotion at the Ministry of Defence. He glanced at the faces of the hurrying crowd around him and gave himself a moment of satisfaction in the knowledge that none of the scuttling masses could comprehend the power of his pen. With one scribble he could condemn hundreds of battle-hardened soldiers to a lifetime of penury by denying their full pensions. Two loops and and a dash under his signature would set the most expensive team of Barristers in London against a lowly lance-corporal trying to claim compensation for the loss of his measley arms and legs.
“Unsung Heroes”. The Minister had called him and his colleagues. “Carrying out a dangerous and difficult job”. Too right! Who else would brave the daily commute on Southern Rail, mixing with strange folk wearing turbans and smelling of garlic for a pittance of fifty-thousand a year? Who else would live with the constant threat of a sexual harrassment charge for sticking one’s hand up the skirt of an eighteen year old c***-teaser of an office junior or being a little too friendly with that nice David Beckham lookalike from Personnel?
He bitterly recalled the time that he had awoken naked, tied up with leather thongs and whipped mercilessly after the office Christmas party and been unable to claim the experience on expenses due to ‘budgetary overstretch’.
But danger, Blenkinsop reminded himself, is part of the job. He thought back to the time he had signed the order for new helicopters—what? Ten years ago now. His pen, it was a Bic back then, had made the executives at Boeing very rich. The same pen had flourished a dozen times to prevent those same helicopters from taking to the air or being put to such wasteful use as operations, for if they were ever to go into action three dozen civil servants whose sole job was to sit on a committee discussing their fate would have to be re-deployed and he, Blenkinsop, would be held up as a failure. Therin lied the danger of his profession. Ridicule. Ridicule and loss of salary bonuses. It was a battle he, his subordinates and his underlings fought every day. A secret battle aginst the mortal enemies of the MoD—truth and common sense. The might of Her Brittanic Majesty’s civil service was all that stood between common oiks of soldiers, airmen and sailors getting their hands on tanks, planes, guns and other working equipment that cost so much money that there would not be enough to pay for conservatories, holidays in Benidorm and the important things in life—like a broad felt-tip pen just the same as Gordon’s.
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Making fun of people in wheelchairs is not funny at all just crass. Stop doing it!
I’m a permanent wheelchair user and I don’t mind… if the joke is funny…
Abit like smearing grieving mothers last week – repulsicve. Like you.
Who exactly smeared a grieving mother,certainly not Gordon Brown? He displayed nothing but sympathy as Mrs Janes admitted at the end.Furthermore her son was evacuated to hospital by helicopter in the hour window,verified by the military.
What’s the different between Jedward and Gordon Brown?
At least people got to vote for Jedward.
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It was the best of the bunch, and deserves its place. (You were only the second with Rod Hull and Emu, but it shows that that was apt too.)
That was a reply to cogitodexter, sorry. (Strikes self with baseball bat for pressing the wrong tit.)
amazing! who did the little britain one?
I’m so fucking delighted I don’t know who those 2 X-factor people are
Ant and Dec?
Cowell and Clifford?
Cheryll and Cole?
May I recommend Grumpy Old Twat?
http://grumpyoldtwat.blogspot.com/
Simply the best. I use his stuff all the time
Bit quiet here init? come on TaT liven it up
fuck off innit
Yawn Yawn Knew It Was You !
said the class traitor
class as in working, middle, upper etc or class as in your class at school ?
Well I do try to educate you sonny boy albeit in vain – but I must point out to you that this is not an educaiton website but a political website…get it?
I will leave the rest for you to complete by yourself unaided as an exercise.
But you only ever say vote independent which would be a wasted vote
and your views are homophobic ! some of your points are well made but you abuse anybody that doesn’t share your point of view !
or perhaps a cork in your sphincter?
this is desperate desperate stuff from the new labour war party trolls.
no hope remains in shorts is copying lines I use and then replying under the name bottom boy to accuse me of being him.
Jesus fucking Christ, what a fucking carry on, eh?
what a two faced toady labour wanker no hope remains in shorts is!
no hope, you are making a right c’unt of yourself.
the worst offence you have committed since you have been soiling these threads has been to repeatedly post your noxiously vulgar comments about dead children.
your behaviour has been a total fucking disgrace and you should bow your head in shame at the depth of your depravity. you are hell bound, of that I have no doubt whatsoever. satan is your master.
fuck you motherfucker.
your presence is nothing more than an insult to the reader.
the plain truth is that you are not intelligent enough to be here.
please leave.
thankyou.
TORTURE PARTY
Guido single-handedly invented satire on the internet
innit?
Guido single-handedly invented satire on the internet
innit?
“Guidoisation” isn’t satire you dolt, it is the treating of politics as a branch of show business – infotainment – the form can be traced back to the ancients with their bread and circuses.
I agree with Guido, I follow politics because it makes a great spectator sport.
Not as serious as football, the players are less intelligent, and who becomes the winner of the big match next year is probably less significant than who wins the FA cup, but it does liven up Saturday afternoons.
We have a few players on this site who only come here to moon at the crowd, but who cares?
… and to laugh when some idiots suggest people have any sympathy for Brown and his merry band.
Well I have great sympathy for Brown after this week,didn’t think I would ever say that.
even better
you are claiming you are responsible for something can be traced back to the ancients with their bread and circuses
Bliar did politics as infotainment long, long ago ans used the intenet to do it way ack then as well
A man is having a pee in a pub toilet and next to him is a man standing at the urinal but without any arms. So feeling obliged he says, “Can you manage?”
The man says “Would you mind pulling my cock out, pointing it while I pee and then giving it a shake?”
He feels very awkward at having to do this but does as asked. As he’s holding the mans cock he notices it’s covered with scabs and all kinds of scars
, he gives it a shake, puts it back in and says “Do you mind if I ask what’s wrong with your cock?”
At which the bloke pulls his arms out from under his coat and says, “Fuck knows, but I’m not touching it!”
A gent from Bradford walked into Al Ikea and complaimned that the bed had bought from them had collapsed under him and his 23 mates
A man goes to his doctor complaining that his willy has turned a worrying orange colour. Doctor is baffled, and asks him about his general health and lifestyle. It turns out he is on benefits, has not worked for years. “So how do you spend your time?” Er, well, I mostly sit on the sofa watching porn and eating Cheesy Wotsits.” Case solved.
A man walks into a bar.
Ouch.
Actually, “Guido”, is not a person but a corporate identity to mask the covert operations of the flthy phpne-tapping Sun newscomic.
W£hat The Fuck Is A Phpne You Fuckwit ?
And your point is?
he’s just attempting a wind up by pressing all the right buttons
keeched the shorts again ave we?
LABOUR TROLL WRITES…
All hope remains in Shorts says:
November 14, 2009 at 1:04 am
Actually, “Guido”, is not a person but a corporate identity to mask the covert operations of the flthy phpne-tapping Sun newscomic.
DONT THESE FECKING TROLLS MAKE YOU WANT TO VOMIT
THEY LIE, THEY CHEAT, THEY COMMIT TREASON, AND MAKE WARS
JUST GOP AND FECK YOURSELF, THERES A GOOD BOY
oh sorry , he already has.
This Is Also TaT Talking To Himself !
Nine times out of ten you would be right but -sadly – not on this occasion – this is a noble Scot you are addressing sir – therefore far and away above anything the lowly Titfer could aspire to in the realms of human communication.
Of course it is you TaT
note to reader: yet again all hope remains in shorts has posted under the name bottom boy, he then answered that post under the name all hope remains in shorts and then he answered that one himself aswell under the name bottom boy again.
note to no hope: you are a fucking lunatic. get help. seriously.
you’re a fucking psychopath.
‘Scot’ and ‘noble’ in the same sentence? Ummmm…
‘Scot’ and ‘noble’ in the same sentence?
I chuckled at that too.
I think he meant ‘nobble’, as in Secure the support of (a person etc.) by bribery or other underhand methods; influence the opinion or actions of in advance of a collective decision etc.; weaken or reduce the efficiency of (a person etc.).
Aye, but you still shite yer breeks don’t ye?
Fuck all nobility in your posts. On a par with your ‘William Hague is gay ‘ masterpiece.
Any fear of intelligent thought?
PS I congratulate the party on equating Dave and George with Jedward – I am sure comparing them with people who may win a national vote despite their critics is a good move.
PPS – no point in impersonating TAT as both he and I are impersonating someone else but we do enjoy wasting your time.
I heard William Hague is a poof, funny that innit.
This must be a labour spin to take the spotlight off the two biggest fags in their party gordon and “sweet ” Peter
Not as funny as you shitting you shorts har har!
ooooooooooooooooo Ill have some of that
True Ffion is a walker.
Ah heard ye still shite them even without anal sex don’t ye?
At the moment I cannot comprehend why the opposition can be castigated at all,however take the release of the wages the big cheeses at the BBC.
It is simply the “because i am worth it” syndrome.
Not too long ago I ran a business that had a t/o of £15m,my salary never exceeded £80k although the taxable profits were roughly 1 to 1.2m£ pa the taxes were paid but many times there were no wages available for me or the other directors as late payments,bad debts etc swallowed cash flow.We employed 300 staff and 125 contractors and supported many other businesses,I normally worked 70 to 80 hours a week and simply cannot understand why supposedly worker sympathetic lefties can take £115k as a salary for 32 hours per week.The galling part is that LLOYDS TSB closed all our credit facilities for no reason and all lost their jobs,well apart from having to buy HBOS. This comes to my main point who apart from a cleaner/au pair/child minder do they employ?They get a Goldman Sachs type salary for attendence,no risk involved.
Where is the egalitarianism in that considering you may go to prison if you do not pay your levy to keep these holders of the workers flame in the manner in which they have accustomed themselves.
Some of these leeches consider it the slaves duty to convey them to and from engagements by claiming taxi fares which you and I just pay as we would tesco`s.FAIR TRADE COFFEE ANYONE?
well said!
Agree BBC top men/women paid too much but they are not all left wing at all. There is a mixture of political allegiance at the top of the BBC. Check your facts.
Evidently, Skinny Dave of the cast iron gauarantee fame is in a panic after Gasgow East…oh dear what a shame never mind.
Why should dave panic because 12,300 or so people voted for the party that created them,
Bucky and white lightning costs money so even if they have a job on the council they want the Neds tanked up on some one elses money so they can budget for what the sassanach insurance companies wont cover on home insurance.
I would say the tartan twats are second only to the Irish in terms of duplicity and I am Irish myself,who will be the new bogey-man in the EU suprastate for the bigots hatred as you find that you are not an excusable minority/victim anymore whatever your creed,colour or religon.The scots and irish leftist marxist revolutionaries are finished no matter how hard the spinners work.
Cameron needs to tell his country to grow up,he needs to tell his party to grow up,the future is here,it is the EU get used to it,the future is leftwing market economics if you dont like it vote to change it,dont know who to to vote for?well thats your problem!Find out!
Italy,France,Belgium,Germany,Spain,Portugal,Ireland,ETC its your country ,GO FIX IT!
Will call for the white coats soon,bonkers!
Have you tried IMMODIUM?
Little Britain cartoon, spot on.
Bunch of raspberry ripples running the country.
More like Berkeley Hunts…
Berkshire surely?
No, it is Berkeley I assure you.
Berkshire hunt Hahaha
Just another day in the loss of our heritage I suppose thanks to Nu Labour.
More like Iron Hoofs… Stand on me…
Or maybe Hampton Wicks
Little Britain …..fantastic! Yes Britain which was once a mighty country has been reduced to being a little country, which has given all it’s power away to the EU. The only good thing about 2010 is we will have the chance to vote Labour out of power. My upcoming New Year resolution will be never to let Labour into power again, anyone care to join me on this.
That’s what I thought and hoped for in 1979, but wherever there are enough unemployable scroungers and a cabal of semi-literate middle class guilt-driven chumps, the Socialist cancer in the body politic will re-emerge.
You’re well behind the curve Lizzie – ever since I took an interest in politics some 40 years ago this has been my one and only ambition. Sadly I failed spectacularly in 1997 to persuade many others, knowing as I did from bitter experience what a total and undoubtedly expensive shambles Liebour would create yet again, and I have been paying the price ever since. Don’t even start me off on what I am likley to do if this bunch of shysters ever get their hands on the levers of power again….
wasn’t it Ted Heath who sold the country down the river….????
Tory I believe
and no referendum
Quite correct old boy! No one pays attention to history anymore. let alone political history .
They keep on making the same old mistakes, let’s get it back on the schools curricilum.
The only party to have a referendum on Europe was the Labour Party .Do check your facts .The Tories put us in Europe,not Labour.
More Cokeheads than Tories on Opposition Front Benches – Christ what a Dildo
The personalised attacks by the odious marxist excrement will only get worse ……. as my granny used to say, “the best form of defence is attack”….. and they have it off to a fine art.
Well – hardly a fine art… somewhat lacking in finesse, to say the least. Which tells you all you need to know about these sad bastards…
thank heavens Guido doesn’t indulge in these repugnant personality based attacks you despise and are so full of such moral righteous indigantion over
Mr Fawkes is a man of substance not a dirt cheap spin doctor’s attack dog
or indeed the Conservatives who would rather have Demon Eyes than stoop to such crude methods
hypocrisy has nothing to do with it or we would have indulged in sad odious excremental namecalling thus making our words even more perposterous and hilariously hypocritical
just ask former News of the World editor Andy Coulson
he’ll tell you all about moral superiority
in fact he probably has you on a bugged phone call to prove his steadfast moral fibre as the Royals well know
the correct saying is, if You play in dirt, you get dirty
Labour and the Tories are viewed with utter contempt by the public for their moral midgetry over expenses
what is needed is an election campaign full of Mirror and Sun levels of mindless abuse to really make the public think politicians are irredeemable scum whose slow and painfull deaths would be a blessing for all who live in Britain
I was also moved almost to tears by one Alistair Campbell’s concern on This Week over the debasement of politics into mere attack dog abuse
Such fine words from a moral upstanding concerened citizen who’s misfortune it is to bear an unfortunate uncanny resemblence to the Alistair Campbell famous for spittle flying swearing tirades, bullying of the press and turning politics into a media prostituted public relations personality obsessed farce
If only the Alistair Campbell on This Week could have given his stirring concern over mental health issues to the Alistair Campbell who hounded Dr David Kelly to his death
That Alistair Campbell would surely be haunted by the deaths of not just Kelly but hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians he had personally helped send to their graves by lying to the press and public and plunging the country into a disasterous War
It is my greatest desire to witness Alistair Campbell being blown to
oblivion as a result of his bagpipes BACK-FIRING.
Thank you 51, you express my loathing and contempt for Campbell so well. In the sewer that is NuLiebour he was king.
And Fiona Millar his queen
sewer?
“or indeed the Conservatives who would rather have Demon Eyes than stoop to such crude methods”
It was spot on though? Positively prohetic.
100% right that he was an evil cun’t
100% wrong that he was Michael Foot in disguise
What is prohetic?
Lame video. The trouble with leftists is they have poor-to-no sense of humour. Mandy is an obvious exception, I suppose. I can’t think of many others! Can you?
Spot on Mate!
That’s why almost every Comedian and Comedy show is right wing and why Jim Davidson is the funniest man ever to walk on gods green earth
So you agree with me! Jim Davidson has little-to -no sense of humour and most comedians and comedy shows are shit. Leftists moping about, bemoaning the unfairness of the world and failing miserably at satire simply re-inforce my point. Mind you, Ben Elton was good in the Eighties. All he had to do was shout ‘Thatcher!’ to bring the house down. Genius.
Too right mate!
How fucking stupid would we sound calling Comedians and Comedy shows shit if we had a little-to -no sense of humour
or irony
I see you missed the humour and irony! Boom! Boom!
You did indeed
If only we heard more comedy these days with the words Boom! Boom!
Alas! it seems decades since anyone had the guts to wheel out that old catchphrase universally accepted as a signifier of comedy genius
Surely a sign of a man with his finger on the pulse of Comedy and a man who’s acute sense of humour, satire and self-awareness is of the very highest calibre
Chalky?! Is that you?
Irony?! Is that you?
Chalky! It is you! LOL
someone tell this fuckwit what venue Mr Davidson famously played with regards to ‘leftist’ politics
I don’t have the heart to embarrass him further
As he’s the type of moron who needs his comedy explained to him and probably needs to watch his Carry on Films with a friend to tell him when to laugh, so the irony here has clearly soared clean over his head
davidson is famously NOT a lefty stand up
he did gigs at the conservative conference
it’s takin the piss out of the ‘leftists with no sense of humour’ line
but I’m not gonna explain where all the gags are in the carry on films
For fuck’s sake Nick! Nick! I was only winding you up. Let’s kill this fucking thread now.
Why then 55 can’t Ben Elton wait another 6 months before taking his family to live in Australia? If he stays here he will only have to shout “Cameron” to bring the house down.
Ben Elton’s a prize cock and a self parody
he’s pretty much despised by most comedians
he stole his stand up from Alexi Sayle and was the first twat to give us Mockney (for that crime alone he should be sealed in a tomb of his own shit)
yes, he had a hand in the Young Ones and Blackadder but fuck me, QUEEN THE MUSICAL?!?!? like Lenny Henry he’s one of those comedians you almost feel sorry for now. (almost)
CHEF. Jesus! that was another one. truly fucking godawful
Another prize lefty cock notice how they always flee from the scene of the crime once the damage has been done.
They never learn.
Rutland Agricultural Show 1974 I’d guess. Bantam class.
Jim Davidson is a misogynist and a xenophobe and is not funny at all . he is deeply offensive and should appear only in his own toilet.
I agree, a humour bypass is almost compulsory for these great representatives of the working classes…..
and you’d need a sense of humour to think Mandelson Blair and Brown represented the working classes while dining with Billionaires on yachts, asking for £120 to be photographed with and bailing out the Banks to the tune of hundreds of Billions
That guy Nick! Nick! has a sense of humour.
I saw that in the shameful way he defended Mandelson Brown and Blair
what a stupid cun’t
Oi! Who are you calling a “stupid cnu’t”? lol
who indeed?
ROFL
who the fuck are jedwood?
Dunno. Something on TV, most likely. Those of us without one have to look in bewilderment at the the fascination people have with these little boxes of shit that sit in the corner of a room, stealing your life.
Today’s Maily Telegraph has an article, “What is the X-factor that has us hooked?
This year’s X-factor has become a national obsession. Michael Deacon explains why”
It doesn’t seem to cross the Mailygraph’s tiny collective mind that some people don’t watch tv. Ever.
Jesus, sometimes I like Cillian Murphy in that film, waking up in St Thomas’ Hospital and discovering the whole population have turned into retarded zombies.
The X Factor? That’s my cue to leave the room immediately and not to return until it is over. It’s the finest reason I know to give up TV altogether. I can always find something far more satisfying and worthwhile to do with what is left of my time on this earth – by comparison watching grass grow is hugely rewarding.
It’s cured me too. X factor is symbolic of all that is wrong with popular culture.
I haven’t watched anything for weeks. Feel much better for it.
That is a true fact.
voters are not stupid
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/environment/article6916648.ece
Gone fuckin mental
If voters aren’t stupid why did they vote three times for the scum we have in power now?
Discuss.
Just like in skool, some are slower than others, some take time to develop and some need putting down!
“the goverment always gets in “
Profound indeed, lad. I shall dwell on that.
Well, some voters are very stupid indeeed. Possibily because their lives have been lead to revolve around the interlect lowering garbage of reality TV and the like.
How often have I heard somone say “I’m voting LABOUR, voted LABOUR all me life, an’ me father before me. I’m a working man, why would I vote for anyone else?”
Yes, some voters are very stupid indeed.
mAYBE the twat should vote for someone else so he can retire from working before he turns 85!
Now that Bercow’s bill is in for refurbishments,
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/6563587/Speaker-John-Bercows-official-residence-refurbished-for-45000.html
managed ably by his wife, not elected by any of us, and that she is to stand for labour at the next election Can we take it that the same shitting on the British public will continue apace after the election??
If that’s the case, and like man made global warning, it’s only a premise at the moment, what is the point of voting for any of the bastards?????
how can these c*nts live with themselves our troop are dying through lack of equiptment
the country has its biggest debts in history
and still these bastards spend our money for fun !
time to flush this shit down the pan !
Just to say that the present commander in Afghanistan says that the troops have enough equipment now.
Farage must be feeling happy this morning…
Bercow has already disgraced the SPeaker’s Office with his expenses..At the very time we wanted the Speaker to clean up all this thieveing
He has also digraced the office by allowing his wife to stand as a Labour candidate…Thereby compsoring the independence of the Speaker’s Office…
I told you it was a Mandelscum plant from the start…and his speciality is discrediting everytning he touches…
ON WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING
I held onto a seat I’ve only held for 74 years!
all together now
Things can only get better…
You’re so right Gordon.
A blinding result for you in Glasgaw North East
I’ve fucked up again in South West Norfolk with the problmes that the “turnip Taleban” are giving me.
Who would want to be Prime Minister ? Not me for fucks sake.
I’m off to spend the day posting on conservativehome as a punishment
Labours vision is that every single person in this country will be unemployed, drug taking, unmarried with countless screaming kids, illegitimate and illiterate – but they would vote Labour to ensure they got their fortnightly benefits!
To them, being in power is more important than the welfare of the country – and we have seen the result of that.
Kezza, I take my hat off to you – but you are exaggerating a tiny weeny bit aren’t you? You do disabled people a diservice – the biggest benefit cheats in this country are MPs and Peers
These People are not disabled they are just pondlife lazy fucking inbred scum
who? all of them?
Most of the peers and too many of the MPs for starters.
I saw one disabled bloke I know come out of the benefit office hobbling with his stick. Some way up the road, he picked up his stick and started running up the hill.
there are no disabled people in Britain
it’s just a lie the mainstream meedya have dreamed up to keep these shirkers in wheelchairs and allowing them to lie in a hospital bed all day while taking their so called “medication” and “pills”
That Hitler had the right idea about the disabled
very clever man that Hitler
and BBC executives…
Totally bang on Kezza. The scary thing is that the only things they are really good at postal vote farming, spinning and lying so do not count them out yet. Like any other vermin they are difficult to remove once established – look at Scotland where they are endemic.
My personal view is if they end up being re-elected by some scam then there will be riots.
I had the misfortune to start listening to a debate on Womans Hour yesterday when some feckless mother was whining on about her benefit changes. In between my shouting at the radio, she thought it quite normal for the state to pick up the tab for her four brats.
Read my lips – I am tired of picking up the tab for people like you. Don’t breed unless you can support the fruits of your over-active loins (as they say).
So many assumptions here I could start a market stall and sell ‘em to get rich.
What’s the title of this thread – “Loving the Personality Based Attacks” – so it’s not just new labour’s position then?
No one is forcing you to read it WAP (and you obviously didn’t hear the item).
They should be sterilised.
Deeply offensive if you imply that all Labour voters are unemployed.All my family vote Labour.We are all graduates and work in the professions,doctors,teachers and computing.
well thats ok then! cause they pay your fucking wages !”never bite the hand that feeds” ?
So which former winner of The X Factor does our beloved PM have the most in common with?
http://cazzyjones.blogspot.com/2009/11/weekend-is-here-whos-got-talent-factor.html
ROFL
Had to wipe coffee from computer screen after the Little Britain “Want that one” pic of Brandy (Brown & Mandy – geddit?)
Yeah… It was gorgeous.
Just wasted my time watching that stupid video, what a pile of crap. I take it that it is an attempt to sway the opinions of the chavs that watch the x-fuctor.
Yes – promises a lot – delivers nothing.
Yes – promises a lot – delivers nothing.
Stand and deliver!
CMD says: The PM’s the one in the position to deliver, not me.
Geoff Wheatcroft skewers ‘loonie’ Brown in today’s Independent:
http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/commentators/geoffrey-wheatcroft-gordon-browns-very-public-decline-1820373.html
Wheatcroft actually dismisses the notion of ‘loonie’ Brown, as you put it, but powerfully takes the man apart and shows him to be the liar and traitor he is
“A book has been published in America called The Bush Tragedy, and I myself wrote an essay for The Atlantic Monthly five years ago called The Tragedy of Tony Blair. In truth, neither of those begins to match the tragedy of Gordon Brown.”
Last paragraph of a piece showing how Brown is really viewed by the press, apart from party hacks like McGuire etc.
Buy-to-let spivs up shit creek without a paddle. UK house prices to fall 40% within 18 months…..
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1227624/Mortgage-arrears-couple-rode-buy-let-boom-estimated-350-000.html
it was always going to happen
Brown’s ‘best placed’ comment now seen clearly for what they are – lies and delusions
1. Never go into any investment that is heavily advertised.
2. There is no free lunch.
3. Do not borrow more than you can afford to repay from known resources.
4. There is a mug born every minute.
5. A lot of people did make money from the property boom; you don’t hear about them.
6. The Daily Mail is as obsessed with house prices as some blokes are obsessed with little girls’ bicycle saddles.
Re Mandelscum and the Bullingdon Club class warfare remarks
I would prefer politicians to govern us who were members of the Bullingdon Club in their youth rather than members of the Communist Party like Mandelscum…
Or is it because he is Jewish that he gets away with his permsmearing ?!
Yes
And where is the outrage that senior trade union figures such as Jack Jones, who were king makers in the Labour Party, were fellow travellers and Soviet communist agents of influence..This should have disqualified Labour from ever holding office since…
Fucking TRAITORS…
A familiar tactic.
http://www.kevinmacdonald.net/Blog.htm
what the fuck is all this “jedward” thing? Is that even a real name? I dont’ get it.
There are so many things I don’t get. Like, and this is naturally off-topic although I can’t really fathom what the topic is, why are ynaks annoyed that they’re putting alleged 9/11 plotters on trial? Isn’t that what’s meant to happen? I can’t grasp why this is controversial. Did they think they would just shoot them?
Also, according to R4, if you win 45 million quid and stick it in the bank, all you’ll get back at the moment is about 2k a week. This means that, efectively, these people are less than four times richer than me! And, unlike me, they’re getting poorer every day. In the past week, against the euro, they’ve already lost about a million quid!. Those poor bastards. There but for the grace of god etc.
Hear Toady this morning? Us dumb voters dont’ know why troops are in afghanistan – I am sick of this construction. We know why the govt *say* they are there, we do not accept it.
Someone remind me again, how long till we get rid of this government and shoot the BBC?
Will tomorrow do?
Tomorrow never comes – just like a NuLiebour promise (or a cast-iron DC guarantee come to that).
97 FrankF – the argument is over whether the 9/11 plotters should be tried in a civil court which will be situated very near Ground Zero in New York, or in a military court somewhere else. People who oppose the civil court route argue that the location of the civil trial is an insult to the bereaved; that the plotters are too much of a security risk to have them anywhere near New York; that a civil trial will give them a platform and allow them to present themselves as martyrs; and that what they are accused of doing, is so bad, that they should be denied the ‘normal’ judicial processes.
There is also the terrible prospect that a civil court will allow human rights lawyers etc to argue that the confessions of the accused were extracted unwillingly i.e. under torture (waterboarding) and so are inadmissable. In which case, even though the plotters are pleading guilty, they might walk free.
Obama has got a very difficult situation on his hands with this one
They should be shot.
Saves time and money and makes sense.
Get rid of the BBC and shoot the government would be my preferred option.
No more…
Re Dillow (Seen elsewhere): number of smackheads in Glasgow 13,000. Number of Labour votes, just under 13,000. Co-incidence?
Of course it is a co-incidence.
The magnificent victory in Glasgow North East was a ringing endorsement on the Government’s policies and a rejection of David Cameron’s “cast iron guarantees” and lack of policy on just about anything.
This is no time for a novice and we don’t see any beter novices than David Cameron.
It is just a matter of time before the Sun newspaper does a U-Turn and backs us and drops the Old Etonians
Speaking of smackheads, interesting that David Cameron refuses to confirm or deny that he has ever taken Class A drugs
keeping a seat that’s been Labour for 74 years and utterly irrelevant in the election is a magnificent victory for the deranged one now
Speaking of smackheads, interesting that Gordon Brown refuses to confirm or deny that he has ever taken industrial strength anti-depressants
number of extra doses of methadone given out by glasgow doctors last week 13000 ltrs LABOUR IS WORKING !
The reasons we are in Afghanistan?
Well, we are propping up the humane, popular and democratically elected government of Mohammed Karzai, and we are bringing standards of civilised behaviour to the Afghan people:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/iraq/6567529/Iraq-Investigation-into-new-claims-of-torture-by-British-soldiers.html
just another history lesson it happened in 2003 ! ffs
Have the Afghanis got X-factor?
First winner Alexandra Burqha?
I’ll get my coat
I’m all for the lads and will support the many who serve with honour.
Why does this shit still happen? From Kenya to Aghanistan why do we get perverted wierdos in th ranks (and some officers)?
It’s probably bullshit, like the Morgan Moron thing back in 2004.
The more I see of these lightweight Westminster clowns their toadies, cronies and assorted pond life squabbling over the trough the more it confirms my resolve of many past elections not to vote for any of them.
Every election we have this facile scrum fueled by media self interest.
Every election we see the cerebrally challenged toddling off to the ballot box to vote some great new hope into a job in the hope that things will be different,
well it will…
Somebody else will be giving it to you up your arse!
“The growing number of private security companies policing UK streets is a worrying development, senior police figures say.”
Perhaps if the police did their fecking job and started to do something about the growing crimewave then people wouldn’t need private security guards!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8359948.stm
And why does the BBC run to Ian Blair for its information on policing matters — is he still Commissioner?
This is where reality becomes stranger than fiction: All they need to do is rerun the tory “Demon Eyes” they were so vilified for first time round, in exactly the same form now, and everyone will vote for them in an instant.
http://politics.guardian.co.uk/election2001/images/0,9350,449562,00.html
Both adverts contained a pair of tits !
He he. Such a to do at the time. Now we have Jimmy Carr, Frankie Boyle told off for telling the truth – and the conservitudes willl be even worse.
Shame we didn’t heed the message of the advert at the time though. Could have saved us so much trouble.
Meanwhile, small article in the printed Daily Labourgraph, which I can’t find on line says Blair back in the ‘race’ for ruling over us, since smaller countries are backing him and not the Franco German stooge, whoever he/she may be…
Bollocks
Here is a good one of Gordon.
http://angry-oldman.blogspot.com/2009/07/liar-liar-staring-gordon-brown.html
This will give you an idea of what to do with politicians!
Feed them bread then machine gun them?
Like it.
I think I will go along with the second part of that.
I definitely fuckin will!!
Self Preservation – off topic initially – but on topic in the end….you’ll see!
POWER TO THE PEOPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!:
Thank you Suky
How can Britain get angry with a man named Van Rumpy ?
(I know it’s spelled Van Rumpt Sun readers, calm the fuck down)
Specially if he stops Bliar getting the job.
Ruud Lubbers, Boutros Boutros Ghali…
There must be a cloning facility for Beurocrats and those naming the clones are clearly having a laugh
Completely off-topic, but in the same vein, I just opened a tub of Clover spread and the paper cover inside urges:
“Win a SMEG fridge”.
Sheikh Yamani
I’ll have a bit of that.
Gordon +Darling= GAYDAR
A sense that allows a person to recognise a shit double act when they see it
OH
And ones a screaming homosexual
Dave or Gideon?
Or both?
I think we’ve the other one Pete.
Gordon and Alistair have even set up their own website – http://www.gaydar.co.uk – check it out… “what you want, when you want it”. Obviously a degree of irony there…
Still, I definitely see the similarities. After all, they’ve been buggering the country for 12 years now.
Those kitten-killing Tories. I just knew they hadn’t changed!
http://www.yourthanet.co.uk/kent-news/Mayor-of-Margate-faces-animal-cruelty-charge-newsinkent29691.aspx?news=local
I thought that only the sodomite Socialists hated pussy
That’s what I like about this blog. It has it’s finger on the pulse with news from Margate.
“Now the Blues lost no opportunity of opposing the Buffs, and the Buffs lost no opportunity of opposing the Blues; and the consequence was, that whenever the Buffs and Blues met together at public meeting, town-hall, fair, or market, disputes and high words arose between them. With these dissensions it is almost superfluous to say that everything in Eatanswill was made a party question.”
Sorry…what!
So the dopey lefties are associating Dave and George with something hugely popular, ie Jedward. They can’t get anything fucking right can they?
More Entertainment news for Guidonauts: Droopy-drawers Draper has now become an expert on vampires!
See Grauniad P9… Buried amid the pop-tat under the headline ‘Teenagers go bats over sexy vampire as author turns world into a Twilight zone’ is a subsection titled: ‘The phenomenon explained’ (as if anyone with a few working brain plus any knowledge of pubescent girls cells couldn’t work it out) you may read:
‘ ” The vampire is a metaphor for the predatory yet alluring boy,” explains the psychotherapist and sometime spin doctor Derek Draper. “The young girl wants to be chased and she wants to be caught. Coarsely put, the bite stands in (sic) for penetration. The fang, he says, is a penis.
But the young girl also wants to save the vampire: to rescue him from his lonely eternity. He is a photogenic monster, with good hygiene. ” ‘
Who will save poor Dezza from his own lonely eternity of self-delusion and self-deception? Any takers for an unphotogenic monster with poor hygiene?
Let them eat Kate.
Is Draper still working as a psychotherapist, or was it decided that he was too psychotic?
Nothing like jobs on merit for the boys at The Guardian?
Bet he will be hired on The Culture Show or Newsnight to offer similar vapid contributions before too long.
Personally I’ve always thought Labour suit a Wizard of Oz theme.
…. no prizes for guessing who plays the Cowardly Lion.
I’ve always thought it was that terrible Heath chap who stole our country from us and gave it to that lot in Belgium. Followed by the Thatcher woman, a fearful disappointment to me, then that awful Major, a real HKLP, then the unspeakable Blair and Brown.
They’ve all done the dirty on Britain.
Now they’re saying we can’t change anything without twenty six foreigners saying it’s all right.
I’m thinking of declaring Stroke Bottom a Thai dependency. At least I’d get something out of it.
Equally, who do you suppose would play the wicked witch of the East? Clue – letterbox.
There’s some pretty unpleasant munchkins out there too.
Hmmm….I wonder who Jack Straw man could play?
If he got himself dragged up he would make a very good Almira Gulch.
Gordon Brown is putting the finishing touches to a Labour election team that is expected to be headed by Lord Mandelson and may yet include Alastair Campbell, back into the fray to try to win a fourth term.
Tony Blair’s favourite pollster Philip – now Lord – Gould, is also being approached to play a part in the campaign. In what is likely to be seen as a gathering of the once rivalrous Brown-Blair clans, it is also expected that Charlie Whelan, the national political officer for the Unite union and a continuing close confidant of Brown, will be given a role.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/nov/13/tony-blair-gordon-brown-teams?CMP=AFCYAH
And so it begins, Mordor rallies it’s troops for the last battle.
What’s it gonna be “The Charge of the Fright Brigade”.
Comrades, in a parliamentary seat which has been a Labour stronghold for 74 years, we have achieved a magnificent triumph with the lowest turnout ever recorded, and with a lower majority!!
This marks a remarkable turnaround in our fortunes.
Forward to victory!
Newlabour must be pretty fucked up if they are hailing the bye election as a triumph FFS?
Dunkirk was a victory of sorts but it didn’t win the war
Kind of reminds you of David Steele (Lib Dems) Go Back To Your Constituencies and prepare for government !
The fact that its common knowledge that Gordon is a big fan of the x-factor and Simon Cowell rather detracts from the impact.
Maybe Gordon will be the new “Susan Boyle” after the next General Election.
The Hills Are Alight with the Sound of Gordon, it’s my favourite
Maybe “Speed bonnie boat” to take Gordon back to his highland hangout might be better.
Here’s a nice one for tat and his little circle of circle jerks, where Mike Smithson tears someone called Michael Thrasher a new arsehole for suggesting there’s going to be a hung parliament.
http://politicalbetting.com/index.php/archives/2009/11/14/is-michael-thrasher-right-about-a-hung-parliament/
welcome to the circle hang ‘em high.
’twill be a hung parliament.
you can bet on it.
No chance. Labour is going to be wiped out
Tell a big lie often enough and it becomes reality eh? A nice little trick of national socialists across the globe.
I think people will realise the serious nature of this General Election, and will not vote BNP or Libdem, as those will be the wasted votes, the Conservatives will need every vote they can get, as there are many working class Labour safe seats out there. If people want rid of Brown and the Brownies they need to vote Tory.
Vote Tory tell me why I should.Cameron is untried and has no experience of government. I’d rather Hague than him.
Brown has had 13 years experience of government.
I rest my case.
Yea, and look at the mess Brown has made of Britain, it has gone from being, “Great” Britain to “Little” Britain, anyone but Gordon!
I have a friend who supports Labour (yes bizarre I know, even stranger he’s educated and doesn’t depend on welfare). Anyway, once you probe their ideas and fish out what they really believe, it basically comes down the the belief that a small ruling elite in a far distant capital can plan out all of our lives better than we can plan our own. The talk of social justice is just hype, what they really mean is that you as an individual are a little cretin and can’t make decisions for yourself so you need a benevolent father figure to make them for you. That’s socialism in a nutshell.
They are the exact same as the capitalists they hate. They are no better than South American slaveowners.
Allowing immigrants in on such a mass scale to drive down wages.
Social engineering dole scroungers to produce as many future worthless chattel labour voters as they can.
No dictator is going to reveal his cards straight away otherwise he would never get into a position of power. Same as Labour, they mask their true intentions behind buzz words and causes they later sell out once they have obtained power.
Always promise them honey, then beat them with the stick.
Tyranny 101
‘Democracy and socialism have nothing in common but one word, equality. But notice the difference: while democracy seeks equality in liberty, socialism seeks equality in restraint and servitude’.
Alexis de Tocqueville
Marx: “democracy is the path to socialism”
Do you think Paul Morley and Kevin Maguires mums were fucked by the same union official?
They dont half look the same.
On Newsnight review Paul Morley got all shitty about the computer game ‘Call of Duty’ mainly I think because it is popular and not highbrow like wot he fucking likes.
The fact that he and others like him have reduced popular British culture down to blood soaked computer games,rap music and porn by enforcing a permissive society on us all seems to get forgot.
Bring on the Horror, so paul can choke on his own vomit,the Cu*t.
It may not be highbrow but it’s certainly popular, earning more money in it’s first day than the film Titanic has earned since it’s release
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8360286.stm
Another Labour ex Minister sees the writing on the wall and teels his constituency party that he will not be contesting the next election
Whilst the wealth creating private sector is haemorrhaging jobs, the public sector is still burgeoning……
Official figures have revealed that senior workers in local government have seen a pay rise of nearly 20% in the past year.
Senior Government officials have seen a rise of 19.5%.
Public service administrative professionals also saw a rise of nearly 11%, according to This is Money analysis of figures from the Office for National Statistics.
The earnings data is published in the Annual Survey of Hours and Earnings and covers the average pay according to occupation for full-time workers including over 400 trades and professions.
Makes one more than just cross.
loads a jobs at t’Ome Office lad
forgot to mention, silly me, that yer don’t need any, no, sorry, rather, any qualification will do – we need all the talent the British people can muster to get us out of t’ little mess we’re in, like, no expense spared.
Is this a good time to mention Demon Eyes? This is exactly what we did in 96/97, and it backfired terribly.
When you’re an out of touch Government that’s run out of ideas, when people hate you, the best strategy is not to make personalised attacks against your opponents. What that does is confirm in peoples’ minds that what they thought of you already was right, that you’ve got nothing good to say after 12 years in government, that you’re nasty, spiteful people who are only interested in clinging on to power. That you believe it’s your divine right to rule and that it’s outrageous that anyone else should aspire to form a government.
Please circulate this video as much as humanly possible – it’s doing the Tories’ work for them!
A little snippet from the article on “Seen Elsewhere”, “Brown is Plunging Down the Same Abyss as Major.”
“The name Macavity stems from his days in student politics. The bullying, the dithering, the endless boasting, the rages, the foul language, and the constant whiff of dishonesty – these are the characteristics of a lifetime.”
Time for someone from MI5 to release the tapes, Nixon style.
Labour is not in Government in Scotland; it is the opposition. The SNP are in Government.
The Glasgow by election result was therefore in many ways an antilabour victory, although labour “won” it. (Didn’t lose would be a better way of putting it). The opposition party beat the Government party.
Labour will probably do well in Scotland, come the election, on the same basis.
But the results will not sit well with the English.
…………and now, I am pleased to announce the winner of this year’s General Election televised phone in competition is………………………….Gordon Brown with 97.89% of the vote……………this means that Gordon can continue to reign for another 5 years and impose upon us his will and desire for us all to be better humans whether we want to or not, it’s not our choice, we have no choice, he’s the guv’nor now…………with a mandate from the people……………oh, no,no,no,no what have we done….????????????
Nightmare or what?
If they thought they could get away with it they would………… if they are able to engineer a national emergency and delay the General Election they will…….
they = odious marxist excrement…..
‘Due to a pandemic of anti-Labour sentiment, we are imposing a state of emergency and cancelling the election’.
My bets are on Swine flu hysteria. See Ukraine, as a foretaste of next sping.
http://www.marketoracle.co.uk/Article15015.html
Yes you would probably wish “Aliens” had landed.
The SNP can keep Scotland, leave England to the Tories and let us get rid of the Labour Scottish mafia in English/British politics, then we might have a little balance in Parliament…..
I would be tempted to say no more immigrant mps either after witnessing the escapades of the millibands and jack straw but no doubt i would be malinged as a racist.
Race Crime and Hate Crime are the only two Labour are interested in pursuing, so prepare yourself to be investigated and prosecuted with vigour ……
*** BALANCE ***
that’s our job
On the subject of Scotland, does anyone here support a federal solution? Westminster is responsible for the armed forces, foreign policy and issuing currency, with the home nations covering everything else. The home nations could operate almost independently as they all wish and would not have to subsidise each other (ie Scots can levy and collect their owns taxes, pay for everything themselves, have their independence and the English don’t have to pay for any of it.)
What will happen when the oil runs out?
I think strictly speaking to constitute Guidoisation it has to be completely unfunny. So far only Sion Simon has really embraced this.
And you.
there’s nothing funnier than a Party hack be it a Labour of a Tory mouthpiece