The Guy News broadcast is only available to Guidogram subscribers this weekend. This week we report on Murdoch’s real importance to Bad Al Campbell, Emily Nomates has a special Guidorama report on the rise of civil liberties hooliganism, politicians on drugs and some lobby music.
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David Nicholson to Quit NHS Next Year | HSJ
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Dave Will Still Win in 2015 | Toby Young
Activists Should Ignore the Sneerers | Jacob Rees-Mogg
NHS Can Kill Tories | James Kirkup
Dave Lets Labour Take Credit For Gay Marriage | FT
UKIP Set to Out-Poll Tories | Telegraph
UKIP Spokesperson Slaps Down BBC | The Commentator
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Lord Tebbit has his say on ‘aggressive homosexuals’:
“Why shouldn’t a mother marry her daughter? Why shouldn’t two elderly sisters living together marry each other? I quite fancy my brother!”
Google-eyed-Dave
I’m behind you!
Don’t forget me.
whose behind me?
ME! with the vaso
Hey Frankie baby!-are you still wearing the Tampax!!??
Oh er Missues, cheeky!
Titter ye not!
Isn’t there supposed to be a link on here that works?
Only askin’
Oh I get it. I’ve got to subscribe first.
Thanks for getting back so quick.
Like the big animated graphic saying “Subscribe to the Guidogram”?
Guido will add another one for you.
Hah, all you want to know is how popular Emily No-mates is, by how many subscribers you get.
I have subscribed twice and still no sign of a Guidogram
Wow, that was quick. Thanks!
this is just a blog but if you are not entirely satisfied with the products and free services you receive from this place then please take your receipt to the box office where you will be furnished with a full refund.
goodbye.
what a fucking spastic.
Don’t talk to Guido like that freako.
you haven’t quite figured out how the reply system works, have you?
you dullard.
DOH!
YOU WILL KEEP YOUR FUCKING GOBBY MOUTH SHUT SLAG
UNTIL YOU KNOW THE RULES YOU WILL SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SHOW SOME FUCKING RESPECT YOU SCUM
RULE NO.1) DO NOT BACKCHAT TOP BOY
RULE NO.2) REFER TO RULE NO.1
you have wasted precious thread space with your insolence.
do not do it again you fucking slag.
this is not your fucking hotmail account motherfucker, this is not facebook twitter so why the fuck would the good reader want to be given a blow by blow account of a stream of consciousness coming out of your air head brain.
FFS.
Why are you such a moron? I mean really, why?
twat
Ooer, who rattled your cage ducky? Oh…..it seems to be little old me, a humble, anonymous blogger. Thank you for highlighting my cause that you’re dreadful little prick.
OH er missus
you are a very dim cripple indeed.
I have rattled your cage.
DUH!
you are my bitch now hyperlink.
START DANCING FOR TOP BOY YOU BITCH
SHAKE THAT ASS DANCE YOU SLAG DANCE!
good bitch.
So what I said about you being a dreadful little prick still stands then?
Nurse!!
ERRRRRKK-K!!! (rattle) FIGHTFIGHTFIGHT! (ping) FLAREUP!! SKRAAAAK!
Bzzzzzzz……repetition and deviation, must do better.
In your case, wouldn’t it be better keeping you doubtless gross , excrement covered anus closed and stop infecting your random clients?
Hey tea leaf, shouldn’t you be down sellin your arse at the public lavs?
keep dancing hyperlink, keep dancing for topy boy you stupid whore.
TaT, you are becoming too easy going.
Smash their fucking skulls like you always used to.
Show no mercy Tat,smash skulls.
Tat…….the dildoisation of political blogging.
said the anal butt plug.
Off topic:
The Global Warming scam rears its head again in the Times. Guess what, a lot of people do not accept the “conventional wisdom” of the self seeking eco types. The climate debate has little to do with good science (and I don’t mean Realclimate.org’s selective readings) and more to do with post Soviet collectivism.
Hear Dave’s taken his windmill down. Is this true?
For what it is worth, I understand that Cameron moved house and no windmill has appeared at the new property.
did we pay for that house too?
‘Course we did. Silly boy.
I’m very grateful the future PM has realized in time from bitter experience that wind turbines are just hype and a load of hot air… before he inflicted them on the country and wasted billions of cash which would better be put towards home insulation, heat pumps and nuclear power.
The climate change industry say an overwhelming number of scientists agree with them.
Since when was science about concensus?
Einstein said ‘you only need one person to be right’.
SO17 – Exactly so, good science isn’t an exercise in first-past-the-post voting.
An overwhelming number of ‘scientists’ stand to make a good living out of perpetuating the lie……………..
You know what I find curious about this Climate Change malarky? There is clearly a massive, globalist push to use it as an excuse for higher taxes and wealth redistribution. They’re certain to push for a world currency, based in-part on some type of carbon rationing. No doubt individuals will be assigned a carbon salary, decided on the whim of their government. So far, so dystopian. But there are tech advances only a few years away that will allow for carbon-neutral power to be generated for pennies. The next generation solar and bio-enigneered algae are only two examples. The Global Warming scare just doesn’t have legs, it’s a mistake for the the globalists to launch a power grab on the back of it.
Thanks for the tip.
Au contaire my dear boy, remember what happened to hemp. The NWO could easily outlaw and get rid of these things like they got rid of hemp crops in the sole pursuit to keep the market and their pockets rigged.
No no No, these Hunting halfwitted hoons believe science is like a 70s millitant union strike meeting, ‘all those in favour comrades raise yer hands’ obviously the comrades shock troops are on the lookout for scabs who will later get a brick through their windows(or worse).
A political theory uses political methods, a political narrative to gain control of the planets energy supply by stealth has nothing to do with science whatsover, fake science covers the real intention like Browns beard covers his real self.
I fucking hate the ignorant turds who attack scientists who try to tell the truth, you can even tell that most of the attackers have no actual knowledge of the science!
One day these alarmist turds are gonna get whats comming to them, I plan to laugh at them wherever I see them, I plan to remember their games.
X-factor tonight lads….
followed by re-runs of Up Pompei
I’m voting for ‘Able wood’.
DON’T VOTE FOR JEDWARD:
VOTE FOR ME – I’M DEADWOOD !!
Jedward thats the fella. I knew it had something to do with cocks.
Is Emily Nomates on the video and future broadcasts? If so then i’ll defintely sign up.
Can I wait until Monday to see what Posh and Sporty have been up to?
I think I can.
On the other hand, please fell free to have a wank now Jimmy.
Is there an advert free upgrade available?
There is no such thing as a FREE Advert.
Suck my cock, it’s free.
Guido, you realy need to broaden your musical horizons.
This song should be right up your street …
Written about the bankers, but should be applied to our resident troughers
Dammit ……. i want a reply to my post… my Ego demands it
We won today don’t you know
All right, here’s a reply to stop you feeling so lonely. The song is about an insurance company, rather than a bank, and a lot of the facts are wrong, but overall the title sums up the corporate character of AIG. They were like Enron, the smartest guys in the room, or at least the meanest and sharpest, but like the Enron people and our politicians they forgot there was such a thing as reality.
SCOTTISH LEAGUE DIVISION ONE
MORTON FIVE RAITH ROVERS NIL
The SnotGobbler is a life long supporter of Raith Rovers.
He telephoned the manager of Raith Rovers just before Kick off
wishing them luck.
By all accounts Raith Rovers were lucky to have scored NIL.
“The SnotGobbler is a life long supporter of Raith Rovers.”
He is also a shareholder.