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Drug Cartels Say “Ban Mephedrone!” – ASI Blog
Boot-Boy Tebbit Chases the Dragon – Telegraph
Can Gordon Brown Handle the Real World, Honestly? – Times
Labour’s Brave New Strategy - Dizzy
Mephedrone: Dealing with the Facts – ASI blog
Deficit in a Spin – City Unslicker
I Was BNP Bigot Until I Fell for My Jamaican Colleague – Mirror
Conservatives Baffled by Letwin’s Policy Pyramid – Times
Piers Morgan is a Tory – Fraser Nelson
The Bunker Bod Funded Entirely by Unite – Standard
Welcome to the e-Election – John Harris
Mad Nad: Declaring War on Scantily Clad Women - Devil’s Kitchen
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Nick Clegg said…
“Charlie Whelan and Lord Ashcroft are exactly the same. One is the baron of the trade unions, and the other one is the baron of Belize. Both are bankrolling political parties, both are trying to buy seats.”
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I bet it will be a sombre PMQs with Gordon ans Dave trying to out sombre each other.
Can McBust even spell ’sombre’?
what is clear is that there is a huge backlash against Hugh Janus. The public clearly feel that Gordon Brown can spell ’sombre’ and sypmathise with his failing eyesight. There were tears in Gordon’s eyes as he slowly but confidently went though “S-O-M-B-R-E-S, no, no S. Shit”. Hang your head, Hugh. And he’s had a dead son, don’t you know?
FACT William Hague is Gay
No he isn’t.
He is a full blooded, 14 pints a shift hunk of Tory love God.
Wrestling with Seb, that is just an appreciation of his favourite film “Women in Love”.
He likes it that much that he has to act out the nude wrestling scene four days a week including twice on Sundays.
He takes the hard drinking Ollie Reed role while Seb takes on the gentler more thoughtful Alan Bates persona.
Honestly you people get all the wrong ideas.
Next you will be telling me that Scratchy has taken a lot of penicillin.
Fuck off s’pedo сunt, you piece of jock trash.
… and the news
Reasoned argument there was none.
Biting satire there was none.
Adolescent humour, there was none.
Consequently you are a fucking useless oxygen thief.
Poor even by “Spunky Spunky’s” usual standards.
Away and throw shite at yersel ya walloper.
“Reasoned argument there was none.
Biting satire there was none.
Adolescent humour, there was none.”
I see you’ve taken your own advice in the second half of your comment, you dopey twat.
The word ‘fact’ needs some association with the truth.Where’s your evidence.
Isn’t making homophobic remarks a hate crime? be very careful.
Sarge – you’re a bent cop – go find a Bobby.
Is describing some as ‘gay’ homophobic? If being gay is very nice, wouldn’t it be a compliment?
some of my dad’s best friends are gay
“Dead Baby Cameron”, you are a fucking disgrace.
FFS..do try to keep up.
That was news about 15 years ago..pillock.
and Peter Mandelbum has a Hugh Janus
So is Bent BRADSHAW
Really? and where is this ‘huge backlash’ evidenced please?
‘The public’ – who would they be precisely? Spoke to them all have you?
Why are you bringing his family into this? Nasty trick that
Sarge, you know the earth, it’s a globe.
Amazing, isn’t it?
The public aint important any more
Is that really what you want as a PM? People feeling sorry for you? Pity? Like you are basically a bit ’special’ and can’t cope, the impression it leaves with the public is a borderline basket case is at the helm.
Borderline! Full scale, ocean going basket case more like
Unfortunately, it seems to be working :-(
Daughter
Maybe he thinks it’s a nice hat?
Sombrero?
Yay. More grief pornography.
Due to the solemnity of the day it will be a muted PMQ’s.
I’m no friend of Brown, but I make 100 comments a day supporting him.
BREAKING NEWS EXCLUSIVE
No it will not be muted and I will yet again re-iterate the need to pull out British troops from Afghanistan,a war which cannot be won.
The British public have had enough and it be a manifesto commitment and we will put one over Labour and the Tories.
Let’s keep things in proportion shall we? It’s only a name, innit and Jimmy Janes is a tongue twister if ever i heard one cuz Peter Pier Pi8cked a Pickled Pepper and Aaaaaaawwwww FORGET IT — its only a friggin NAME ffs
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red leather yellow leathe redf leather yelow leather ………………………………………………………………………………………
You tedious little fuck. Get ready for your dopey comments to disappear.
That was in the filing cabinet his agent took full responsibility!
A 3pm start? Mps won’t be able to get away till probably gone half three.3pm…….I pity them having to be at work that late! Poor things
This is very bad news; it means that they will have less time to spend with their property portfolios.
Half of ‘em will be pissed by then.
It is a bugger I can tell you.
My real job starts at 3pm.
Did they move it to give you time to get back from the pub, Guido?
Yes, think that was the main reason.
Probably buttering up Camerons ass, fucking sycophantic lickspittle
Mmmm, Gordon, you’re so butchly maaassscullinnee…
Lickspittle? Fuck off, Gallow-dodger!
Go and bend over for your old-Etonian fag, you dripping wet pussy.
By the by Guido, we’re not all chaps.
We still on for tonight ducky?
Do you want me to rim your asshole and suck your cock like last night?
And you want to analise my sphincter again?
Ooh you are awful, but I like you!
You bugger!
You do seem to know a lot of the detail, which escapes me. Presume it’s that public school education that never leaves you. Fucking fag.
So that’s a yes?
Excellent – wondered what a Hitchcock film was doing on. Huzzar!
Picture the scene, Brown’s weekly press conference he’s up on the rostrum all presidential and statesman-like, thinking that things are going well and he’s holding his own. Feeling flush he picks out a reporter in the audience that he doesn’t at first recognise but as things seem to be going well and the reporter seems to have a (really) nice face he goes for it. He thrusts the artless hand in her direction as a signal to speak. The reporter stands up and announces her name: “Emily Nomates, Order, Order.com”, at this point the PM has a terrible premonition that he’s dropped a clanger and big time. Miss Nomates then calmly puts her question “Prime Minister, in light of the way you have trashed this country. . . . . . . . signed its sovereignty away to a foreign power . . . . . tried for treason”. Brown couldn’t focus on much of what this young woman was saying, not taking any notice of women was one of his character traits, and his feeble brain had started swimming, all was a jumble in his mind the only thing he could think of is who should he put on her case, Whelan, Campbell? she has to be smeared. Then his mind snapped into focus, realising that she had used the word treason in relation to him. He quickly mumbled something about lifting the country out of debt and that the Tories were wrong on deflation, and with a last angry glare at the woman turned to look for Nick Robinson or Andrew Marr for safety. Spotting Marr and fixing his eye on him he quickly thrust out the hand in his direction and mumbled “Marr”. But to his absolute horror Marr stood-up and reiterated Emily’s question word for word ending with the now awesome and alarming word treason. Brown started to panic his mind was in turmoil, this wasn’t right, Marr was supposed to ask a different question. The PM tried to smile, must remember to smile, they kept telling him, it’s what nice people do, but the smile went off half cocked, he clung to the rostrum and forced out the words, “I refer you to my previous answer” then quickly waving a trotter mumbled that the conference was over. The next few minuets many things all seemed to happen simultaneously to the PM. As he turned to step down off of the rostrum he caught out of the corner of his eye Mandelson talking into General Dannatt’s ear, at the same time he heard the click of the latch on the heavy oak door in the panneling behind him which at some point several squadies had formed a line in front of and all with their rifles held across their chests barring his way. Brown was all at sea he turned back to the rostrum desperatly trying to figure out, while in denial of what he already guessed, what was happening and at the same time trying to think of what a real leader might do or say. He stumbled back onto the rostrum, and with no controle over himself strted to spout out tractor statistics, while at the same time mkeing rediculus hand gestures and turning on and off the most sickly of grins, till at last he woke up swetting and groaning in terror.
Which goes to prove: Our dreams are their nightmaires.
bit clunky.
and far too long.
pithier next time please.
thanks.
Similar things have happened — to Robespierre for example.
The best bit:
The next day, 28 July 1794, Robespierre was guillotined without trial in the Place de la Révolution. Couthon, Saint-Just, Hanriot, Augustine Robespierre and twelve other followers, among them the cobbler Simon, were also executed. Only Robespierre was guillotined face-up. When clearing Robespierre’s neck the executioner tore off the bandage that was holding his shattered jaw in place, producing an agonising scream until the fall of the blade silenced him.
Grooooooooooooooooooooooosom.
I am not a Liebour supporter but, 3pm jeez.
It’s because of the Armistice Service at Westminster Abbey.
Whooooooosh……There goes another one over the top.
OT
http://www.newsweek.com/id/221608
oh and
http://blogs.dailymail.com/donsurber/archives/3479
Loved this line, “None of the computer models predicted this”.
Those are the very same computer models of course, that are used by every government and the IPCC, to justify and enact draconian legislation, that will impoverish millions.
After the political class, can we turn on the AGW liars and hoaxers?
No.
Thatcher didnt need computer models to believe it either.
Here’s the most predictive computer model of the weather (on average)
Weather(Year+1) = Weather(ThisYear)
Can I have a multi-billion grant??
Their fixation with their crappy little computer models never fails to astound me.
Whether it’s predicting climate, the winning geegees at the 3:30 at Kempton or stock market trends there are essentially two kinds of predictions: wrong ones and lucky ones.
I’ve spent enough time in academia to know that many so-called “experts” are full of shit, full of themselves and wouldn’t know their arse from a hole in the ground.
By the way. What draconian legislation?
I wasn’t too pleased about banning old light bulbs, but I’d not call that draconian and anyway I do have a couple of bumper packs in the garage.
who gives a fuck we know what will be said and spun and soundbites , the only good thing is that they are all there at one time ( gunpowder anyone ?)
I announce the winner of the by-election is…
Member of the public Says:
Hold on, I thought it wasn’t until tomorrow?
Returning Officer Says:
Oh shit, right I’ll announce the result tomorrow then.
Labour spook Says:
Don’t forget to lose the marked register.
But, this ruins everything! How else am I supposed to get solid advice on what to have for lunch?
Ask on here instead?
So, you’re ready for solids now?
I can advise.
1. Hot dog. A proper german Bockwurst, not mashed up dalmation’s head and sawdust
2. Crayfish tails on wholemeal bread. Not mechanically recovered fish protein
I have just eaten both and can highly recommend. This is a free public service anouncement.
OH, good tips there! might have to be a pizza though, all those ads of recent weeks have clearly worked!
It takes about 3 hours to make a pizza from scratch.
2 hours for the dough and 3 hours to boil down the tomatoes into a nice paste.
Ah but then the agony of having to choose which topping…….mmmmmmm toppings
Just Make more pizza and “Choose” them all
MUHAHAHA
What about a pie?
Just had a big doorstep cheese n pickle butty meself
First bite and am now sporting a big blob of pickle on me shirt – result !!
Still using up the Halloween pumpkin, pumpkin and chilli soup highlight of every autumn
Roll on winter.
Hang on a minute, let me just drop my trousers and squat over you.
Now – open wide…
I’m no fanny of Gordon Brown but……
I am his beard.
Did yers like me new coat I ‘ad on Sunday, like. Dead tasteful, innit? Nicked it from George Henry Lees, like…
Ever so regal ,………. purple.
I’m no fan of Fanny
Craddock
Does it really matter if its 12 or 3,all CMD gets from McMental is the is the same old hackneyed verbal diarrhoea.
Why doesn,t Birk-Cow get to grips with McMental and insist he answers the questions properly.
Cos Bercow is a Brownie, that’s why the massed ranks of Labour turds elected him.
To be fair, he did have a crack last week…
Was this Hattie Hatemen trying to park and them legging it? Well she has form you know
(or she would have had if dopey plod had followed it up like they would have done for the rest of us)
http://uk.cars.yahoo.com/10112009/36/worst-parking-takes-internet-storm-0.html
Could be. Unlike some women, Harriet Harridan would not be able to flirt her way out of a ticket…
So it’s only me that’s turned on by batty hatty’s looks then?
Keep an eye out for me sitting behind Gobbin, I’ll be flicking one off the wrist whilst looking through my John Lewis list! ……………… I used to spew it in Dennis Skinners hair from behind, but I later found out he liked it! The beast!
Mmmm you can sit behind me in the Lords duckie
Tell the grossly fat Labour bitch sitting next to you to close her fucking legs. She makes me gag.
I am no fan of anyone anymore.
Don’t talk about me like that.
We all know you like a kebab, Jacqui, but there’s no need to show us how badly packed your one is…
Knees together, ta.
I know it will never happen but pmq’s was much better when it was on twice a week.
It has made it impossible to question the prime minister on the issues of the day.
Important announcements are always left until after pmq’s.
No they’re not. Important announcements are fed to the Today programme.
I’m no fan of Gordon Brown but this manufactured fuss about the letter to the dead soldier’s mother was clearly a plot by the Tory supporting Sun to stitch him up when all the poor man was doing was trying to console the woman.
She did herself no favours by her deviousness in pretending to be so angry, provoking him and then secretly taping him but it’s The Sun that comes out worse in all this by the way they deliberately set him up over the phone call.
While I’m not a supporter of his, it’s clear to me that he feels genuine sorrow for the deaths of all the soldiers and he is clearly a decent, honest man trying to do a difficult job which he does far better than shallow types like Blair or Cameron could ever do.
Everybody agrees too that, although he has made some mistakes in other areas, his leadership and handling of the global economic crisis averted disaster not just for Britain but for the whole world.
I don’t particularly like the man but he clearly stands head and shoulders above charlatans like Cameron and it’s about time Gordon Brown was treated fairly and given the respect he deserves.
It’s time for the bullying to stop!
fuck off!
I dont give a fuck who spells my name wrong
How many ways are there to spell useless c.unt??
B.r.o.w.n.
PRESS RELEASE……..
We are no longer making fans for Gordon Brown.
We all agree with you Roy. Keep up the good work!
It’s the right wing blogs that don’t understand how we ordinary people feel.
That’s why Labour are on just 25% in the polls.
500 arseholes
Right wing blog, i think not this is Semen doing some social work for the Militant Wing of the Green Ink Brigade who call “Spunky Spunky” home.
The “GIB”ys need somewhere to spout their filth and as always Semen provides a willing recepticle (as long as Robbo doesn’t mind).
Consequently away and throw shite at yerself ya ballon.
Not Learned Just Dim.
Mr / Ms / It 2%
Have another go.
Was the Express crossword too easy this morning?
Not Learned Just Dim.
I think that’s good enough for most on here.
2%
Express reader are you?
If yes you must have a very well used black suit.
Are there any Express readers under the age of 60?
Not Learned Just Dim, you’re just living up to your name fat boy.
Bring me a bucket!
I think you’ll find that’s pronounced “bouquet”.
i am glad the bullying has stopped…….
B U L O D D Y H E L L !
Any comment that begins, “I’m no fan of Gordon Brown, but…….” must always be regarded as deeply suspicious. The liebore back bencheses are full of such people.
This comes from the Dr Kelly school of spinning against an individual who has upset the beloved leader. Trying to blacken the name of a citizen whe dares to criticise.
It reminds me of those posts that begin “I’m not racist, but…” and then go on to say how they don’t trust those darkies with their funny language and smelly cooking.
I’m no fan of Gordon Brown but i’d happily club him round the head with a 7 iron.
I’m no fan of Gordon Brown, but I’d happily piss on him… unless, of course, he was on fire.
I’m no fan of Grodon Brown but I’d happily cut his head off and display it in every market town ’till the maggots have eaten his other eye.
The Mirror/Guardian journalist Roy Greenslade was on BBC Radio 5 last night saying the exact same things.
yes, it’s a friggin parody!!
you know, humour….?
stop tugging , unfurl the hand , take a breath and now type your thoughts
Fucking stop that “I’m no fan of Gordon but…” stuff – it’s been fucking rumbled, you fucking idiot. Try and use your fucking initiative to come up with something less obvious. Either that, or get your fucking arse back to Bunker Control and give Master fucking Baiter a fucking good fucking – the little fucker’s been on fucking strike all fucking morning.
‘Everybody agrees too that, although he has made some mistakes in other areas, his leadership and handling of the global economic crisis averted disaster not just for Britain but for the whole world’
Well I do not,so that kind of fucks up your ‘everybody ‘ statement
Still,you think he is an economic genius,so I ought to cut you some slack. Do detail the other ‘mistakes’ That would be most interesting.
Thanks for calling,fuck off.
Throw some more of that roy, I need some for my roses
Once again a first time poster supports Bruin.
Great to see where our taxes are really going, thanks.
“I’m no fan of Gordon, but….”
Bit like people who say “I’m no racist, but….” or “I’m no homophobe, but….”
Fuck off back to sucking Charlie Whelan’s dick, little troll.
Must do better.
Expect all the excitement of a cricket match between teams of three-toed sloths in foggy drizzle on the reccie round the back of Asda in a derelict mining town on a cold Monday in February with nobody watching.
I expect Cameron to rip Brown a new arsehole though I suspect he’s saving that for when it’s too late for Labour to dump the useless prick.
I expect you’ll be disappointed sadly. DC will sit quietly and wait to win by default.
FACT William Hague is as gay as a maypole
He’s not as gay as Gordon Brown.
Oooooooohhhhhh, a gay Gordon!
and a Sweet William
He’s not as gay as me! Since when did Hague win Mr Gay Ecuador? I did.
Have you declared your prize winnings to HM Revenue & Customs?
Sucre? or Montevideo?
Montevideo – there is still a prospect of me entering Mr Gay Bolivia 2010 in Sucre. However, the call I’m expecting from Brussels may pre-empt that.
who fucking cares ?
Excellent. This means that the fragrant Ffion is available.
Shug
I have to agree with you.
Normally I am not the type to plough another mans furrow but if Tory boy is more interested in Seb then it would only be manners to help out the poor lady with the odd length.
“Normally I am not the type to plough another mans furrow”
On the contrary, you sound just the type to plough into another man’s furrow, you dirty rent boy.
Alan
Wrong as usual on all the points.
I fear that you may be in for a bit of shock.
That is if you try something new and try to plough another man’s furrow.
First up your cock won’t smell of shite and the squeals of delight will be higher pitched than usual.
Regarding your tawdry and uncalled for barb.
Just because you can put it on expenses doesn’t mean you should pay for it.
Regarding nicking about with the burds, I have always been told that an enthusiastic amateur is always to be preferred over a tired and jaded pro.
Unfortunately I am too poor to have put this hypothesis to the test.
Any thoughts yersel Walloperheid?
Not Learned Just Dim strikes again.
NLJD is a right fucking prick isn’t he.
Failed French Airline
The day you or any one of the other mentalist GIBBY’s who inhabit “Spunky Spunky” have anything positive to say about anything or anyone will be the day hell freezes over.
Straight out of Cental Casting / second rate private school, which honestly means all of them. Get a life and get a new record, your old one is stuck.
Quality incisive dialogue, you are as much use a horse’s arse.
You can’t eat it and you can’t shag it.
she’s a hologram mate – been there done that bought the tee shirt mate :-(
And he can sup 16 pints. Pisses all over that nanceh from soft sell dunt it lad?
Sweet William uses his big bald head to dress up as a durex at xmas – me dad told me.
That story about Mark Almond is particularly bad.
“That woman has to go!” takes on a whole new meaning now.
The journos have been sniffing round the “me/AD” story for weeks. Now, unless you have negatives of me giving him one in a straw-filled barn near Northallerton, I recommend you shut up.
Watching the Remembrance ceremony, why does Sarah Brown look so petulant and angry? Is it because she is sitting in the same row as Cameron and Clegg.
Can’t she disguise her hatred and tribalism for an hour during such a solemn ceremony.
Nasty bitch!
I’m no fan of Sarah Brown, but that was totally unnecessary. Please keep your right wing bile to yourself.
I’m no fan of Sarah Brown, she’s a two-faced, scheming liar with legs like a fucking elephant’s.
She seems to have plenty of idiots fooled though.
Yeh – she’s a fucking ugly bint – but that dont mean you should be cheeky to her – my mum’s a nymphomaniac and dad says not to say anything about it cuz its rude.
YOU……ARE……A…….TART!
Had the same expression when she was looking at Slotgob’s new patrician purple outfit.
Maybe it’s a consequence of realising that she’s stuck with Mong O’ The Manse for the rest of her time….
I am no fan of Gordon Brown so leave him alone!
I am no fan of Gordon Brown
I am no fan of Gordon Brown because I am a skitzophrenic!
Me too, I suggest the four of us go down the pub!
Make that eight.
Dont forget to fill in all your expenses !
Yer never alone with schizophrenia.
I am not a fan of Gordon Brown; I just crashed my Spitfire through his ceiling
Are we in for another Cameron bullying session?
Brown is not a natural at the despatch box as his upbringing taught to him have some humility.
Cameron is a product of the finest education money can buy, a world where friends are “chums” and cads and rotters will not be invited to supper, a world that is not recognisable to the majority of the voting population
“….as his upbringing taught to him have some humility.”
Humidity more like, as the sweat pours off the frit fucker.
I know. What an outrageous state of affairs to have a potential Prime Minister who’s had a good education!
It might come as a shock to you but the entire political class lives in a world that is not recognisable to the majority of the voting population. Theiving bastards.
That reminds me, when exactly is Elliott Morely going to be charged with fraud or is stepping down at the next election with pension and parachute payment punishment enough?
“That reminds me, when exactly is Elliott Morely going to be charged with fraud or is stepping down at the next election with pension and parachute payment punishment enough?”
He was on the radio in the early hours, just carrying on as if nothing had happened. What mortgage? Paid off you say? Really? Well, roger me senseless with a pitchfork, who’d have guessed? Just a little slip you understand, a mere ‘technicality’ (that’s Baroness-speak for ‘we in the political class are above such trivial rules’). I have so many mortgages that I can’t keep up with the rate at which I’m paying them off…
Reminds me of when Tessa Jowell didn’t notice a large payment of Lira to hubby had paid hers off.
Plus we had a Justice minister who didnt notice that he was getting 25% discount on his council tax but claimed for the full amount and his deputy who didn’t notice he hadn’t paid his at all.
With heads for figures like NL’s leading lights no wonder the deficit is astronomic.
KFC……you are the weakest link. Now bugger off back to your hole. If he can’t perform he shouldn’t be doing the job. He’s fine when he’s getting his lickspittles to do his dirty work for him. But put him face to face with the opposition are a grieving mother and he’s rank.
A humble man does not claim that he has saved the world.
Double double U all mouth and no land.
Hahahaha
U all wax and no wick.
Hohoho
A man ain’t a man if he ain’t got no land
Isn’t it?
gordon brown is cannibalising the core labour vote and that is all you have to say?
you are a fucking cretin masterbaiter.
No. You big hat, no cattle.
Baiter, you got no lead in your pencil. All that jerking off you do see.
tat, this is aimed at that arch fake the double double U, all mouth and no land.
does that imply hes completely unatural then !!
Humility….. a modest or low view of one’s own importance. Err… no. Brown does not possess this trait. The very opposite in fact is visible in him.
Ho ho. Nice joke. Who is paying you for this? Surely you don’t actually believe the shit you write -do you?
I am so sorry for you.
Pity his upbringing didn’t teach him to fucking spell.
so you invite “rotters” round for dinner then…i dont invite people to my house who i dont like.
and sorry, i would like the person at the helm of our country to have had the best education money could buy
Brown’s friends are “chumps”.
Jealous kkc? or do you just carry around an enormous chip?
Sorry I can’t spel, bit cool
Sorry got to go, Im sending Gordon some fan mail via the DM.
Try a warmer setting.
Watching Brown’s Press Conference yesterday morning,what struck me more than anything was how Brown was clearly up to his eyeballs on drugs and under strict instructions to play the sad,sombre,sorry,understanding victim.
But as the event progressed and a few questions popped up that allowed him to have anything to say about his enemies (that is,Cameron or anyone like Australian’s who have the temerity to question the climate change that he so yearns for, so as to tax us even more), he simply could not resist the bone being proffered and he dropped back in to the ugly, bullying, claw-thumping manner that is the grotty man’s modus operandi.
At one question,he did not even pause to consider his answer but rather went straight in to attack mode – demented,glaring,voice rising,jaw gulping.
He really could occupy a week long psychiatrist’s conference.
He nearly got caught out on the last question from the Aussy lady as the plane with the soldiers coffins on was just about to land,he knew this and couldn’t get away from the podium fast enough,sad shit that he is.
he’s a fucking bastard, and that’s swearing
Brown is a self-obsessed sociopath, megalomaniac, and control-freak, whose world is crumbling around him.
He can’t cope with setbacks and effective opposition so they have him doped up on tranquilisers and beta blockers to try to hold him together.
Seems a nice enough man to me, says hello every morning.
Yeah – we have ‘im round our corner too – pretends he’s out for a run but the bloke with him has a bum bag and he stashes the stuff in there – pretends it’s a pistol but they reckon the only gun left in the UK has been sent out to help the army in Afghanistan.
We recommend leeches – oh – he has plenty of those round him already does he?
OK, – a bleeding might work
I missed it , mind you i feel happier somehow
Now Roy Greenslade at the Guardian is regurgitating the astroturf spam as if it’s the true voice of Britain.
I’ll tell you what….
I’m going to go out on a limb here. I dont’ think Dave will raise this point at PMQs, but I think Gordon will. I reckon they are chuffed as ninepence at how the media are swallowing this astroturfing, and I think they’ll want to slap Dave and the Sun with it again.
I reckon we’ll get something fed to Gordon from a plant, suggesting that “Isn’t it the case, prime minister, that the overwhelming majority of the british public not only back our stance in Afghanistan, but also back your compassionate response to the deaths of british servicemen, and as we have seen from the waves of emails sent to the BBC and others, oppose the right wing press’s attempt to exploit the pain of servicemen’s families for political gain?”
Intuition, again, but let’s see if I’m right.
If I am, then this becomes even more of a disgusting episode.
oh yes those plants , one day it will be triffid !
Daves advisors are piss poor, he could destroy McMental and Mandyslimes tactics with one move.
Simply say at QT, that he was unable to post an internet comment himself and invite anyone watching to post anything critical and see if it was being censored.
The ZaNuLab bitches at the BBC and elsewhere would be put on the backfoot immediately and either have to let comments against the regime be posted or attempt to justify censorship.
Will CMD get aggressive and force the astroturfers to be outed or will he offer his usual lame cameo?
My money is lame as usual, but you never know.
Roy Greenslade and Charlie Whelan are both working flat out on Brown’s behalf right now and both of them are rotten to the core and pathologically dishonest.
Noose International are running scared on this one.
Something to do with recordings of the Noose International handler manipulating the grieving mother of Brown’s letter reknown.
Biters bitten.
Hahahaha
News International are in the process of exposing Brown and his sleazy gang to the extent that their own mothers wouldn’t vote for them.
This is just the first battle. Brown will be like a wrung out old rag by the time they’re finished with him. They have so much dirt on Labour it’s hard to know where to start.
The name’s Brhoon
Gorgon McBrhoon
but you may, – indeed should, – call me Saviour
The grieving mother started to let the cat out of the bag, even mentioned her handler’s name on the TV. The recordings of her worming her way in to the mother’s confidence exist and Noose International now realise, they are the biters bitten. Merde Ock is fuming, he’ll be ripping the Editor’s head off his shoulders right now.
Hahahaha
You can wake up now, it was only a wet dream son.
Are you the fake baiter or what?
I’d have thought it would have been in your party’s interest to shut up about it and hope it fades away.
Noose Internatl. lost that round didn’t they?
There’s always room for the odd, deluded fuckwit on here, but you’re taking the fucking piss.
I am surprised you have the time -shouldn’t you be manipulating opinion at the Mail’s website?
They let the tea lady have a go to give him time to have a wank.
Nobody reads the Mail’s site.
WTF are you saying you fucking ginger сunt? Do you think we’ve been posting on there all week just so you can wank off to all the pro Brown comments? Get your fucking arse back here for a good spanking you pile of shite.
I suppose News Int hid all the MOD equipment, so the mother had to buy it for her boys, or locked up the 9 un-upgraded Chinooks in a hangar, so her boy bled to death ?
Please someone kill me, I’ve wanked my stubby tool to oblivion.
To MB.
Ragyed.
Just thought of a good idea McMental could try.
Start at Edinburgher and walk 200 miles due north,should be drowned by then.
JOB DONE.
Yes its far fetched but not as far fetched as the lunatic drivel you spout,found anyone who agrees with your meaningless meandering thoughts other than the usual LIEBOUR headbangers.
Will CCHQ be aware of what’s been going on?
They’re in complete panic mode, Lord Ashcroft gets very narky.
Probably raising more alarm bells at GCHQ, given the fannying about with IP addresses it will invlove.
maybe now we know why mandy was so keen to take over Nominet eh?
And the plan will turn to Yakshit before their very eyes – as anything involving t’internet or technology always does. It won’t seem as “absolutely totally brilliant” in a day or two -mmw.
Too true. There’s always an electronic trail.
If News International or Assoc. Newspapers can prove the messages came from the same source or sources it will really blow up in their faces, especially if it really is civil servants not Labour party workers
especially if it really is civil servants not Labour party workers
There’s a difference?
Yeah sorry, what was I thinking?
Bunker staff…same thing
“There’s always an electronic trail.”
Tech unsavvy people like Mandyslime or McRuin, have no idea how spectacularly this could blow up in their faces.
They are really walking in a mine field of self destruction here.
There is no way the astroturfers can hide themselves from internet detection.
The fingerprints will be everywhere.
sorry for tiz guido , but it wasnt there honest (but is now)
PMQs at 3 , and as pointed out a very somber feel no doubt and Cw observed the 2 minutes silence , not that mandelson made bit of a hash , of accusing the sun of not screaming blame the talimen CW thought errm peter should be giving nato boot up backside for somehow avoiding combat .
things must be bad is ruin has resorted to peter for warm up act .
As well as unemployment news which suggests the lag of unemployment will be far more protracted than the ruin has so far said , we have the joyus news that the pre budget report is to be on wed dec the 6th , somewhat later than billed . its a disgrace that being as the budget was a bit out that the pre budget report was delayed i mean making it up as you go along or what .
glasgow bye election tommorow which so far suggests some interesting results even if it falls to the ruins way .
BOE quarterly report says recovery far from certain !! bit like asking if labour policies are any good .
CW appreciates that theres plenty of smoke about and calls from certain quarters , but clock is ticking 175 days to go and pre budget delay is clearly looking to post ratification position (blair is still spending his coupons in EU) , ruins letter is not for politcal football and despite the sad regularity of these annoucements respects are best made , suggest swap bunker buster for star shell and light up a lie being as sympathy vote has been tried .
Cw has had entertaining comments re corporate sponsorhip for Mr speakers chair , guardian media , CND , britax safety chairs and marmite however most votes (secret ballot) went to “tena lady ” with a slight adjsutment to the slogan “giving you all day comfort and confidence in weak blather moments”
bladder blather oh well ill get me coat
Liebour have already won the Glasgow by-election tomorrow,the postal votes have to be checked and voting registers lost and that’s it
It’s the muslim block vote wot won it!
I got my votes in early.
I voted Labour cos i aint got no job!
I’ve been sending mine in all week, still got another 200 to fill in today.
Standard
Gordon Brown is shy, whereas Cameron is a bully.
Cameron should stop bullying Brown. There are laws against bullying in the workplace. It shuld not be tolerated anymore. Bullying the prime minister is just not on.
Yeah, we should just stop with the bullying and just hang him.
Nah, hang on to him.
Brown’s better than cast iron Cameo any day.
Not that that’s difficult.
“Brown’s better than cast iron Cameo any day.”
Yeah, better at hanging from some piano wire.
You have obviously not been around when Air Nokia 1 and the HP Photojet were taking off.
slight typo there Kai fourth word in
I think we can tolerate a bit of bullying in Brown’s case
Bullying a shy, stuttering, disabled man is disgraceful.
What message does it send out to the rest of the world when the shy, stuttering, disabled prime minister is bullied into answering questions for half an hour per week?
Can he not stand up for himself then? Best resign if that’s the case. Now would be a good time.
…but I’m very shy
Where the fuck have you been you little fucker? On fucking strike? We’re trying to fucking disrupt the world’s fucking press and most of the fucking blogs, so I fucking want all fucking hands on fucking deck, not on your fucking todger. Now fucking pull your fucking socks up.
On second thoughts, get a fucking clean pair…
you are tony tucker
Sounds more like Malcolm Tucker.
I’m no fan of Gordon Brown…… coz he’s a country destroying, spiteful, bullying bigot.
Watch for Berko chastising Dave to make up for last week.
Those whom he loveth He chasteneth
One of Charlie Whelan’s bum boys, are ya?
I’m no fan of Gordon Brown
you used to be his boyfriend
Well, friend is pushing it a bit.
If you stopped pushing it it wouldn’t hurt so much.
I’m a fang of Gordon Brown.
he needs a mercury filling or perhaps hes already had one ?
Mrs caeser your arse has teeth – its a vicious circle
could be worse !
I heard Gordon was anti-gay.
Not homophobic. Just hates smiling.
I put the willie up him every night.
Nut’hns ma fult ye un’stn
an’ ah sav’d the wuld as ye well noo
an ah writ’ a buk on yon kurudge
an’ ma spulun’s wa’ ye wood uxpuct a’ Noo_Lie_Bore
let me guess your on the north circ yravelling at 50mph with a well used sony handset
I’m a huge fan of Gordon Brown, but… he’s ruined our economy, signed away sovereignty without our consent, has hung our troops out to dry and left them vulnerable by not providing sufficient funds for equipment, does not have a compassionate bone in his body and is the worst Prime Minister we’ve ever had.
Fucking hell, we’ll have to reprogram this one….
This is the “Brown’s Britain” that you were promised when Tony gave him the keys to his “castle”.
“Punch and Prudy” at 3pm. It is about time Cameron played “hard ball” with Brown, time to get the gloves off, I can’t imagine what Mrs Thatcher would have done at this stage, to quote the old Queen Mary ” This is a fine kettle of fish you have got us into Mr Brown”. Maybe the chap in tights in the chamber should find a use for that sword of his!
ALJaBeebyas headline “UK unemployment rise slowing” is deliberatly designed to mislead people into think unemployment is falling…
They are SO spinable it’s almost as if they were all supporting Labour in 1997 and all got drunk on Champagne.
Guido’s not the Messiah…….he’s a very naughty boy…..!!
from Greenslade’s blog on Guardianista…..below
Again, this is a campaign by the users of the Guido Fawkes tory blog to try and gain control of liberal comments, by smearing them with various random conspiracy theories.
I’ve been watching them plot for days on the subject. It came to a head yesterday, when surprise surprise, various popular blogs were flooded with messages like this.
Please report any comment like this to the newspaper. As it is little more than political sabotage.
I
This little bit of his writing caught my eye,
well done Mr Brown for at least writting a letter, right spelling or not”…
Feels good to be part of history and part of the uprising that will prevent Brown’s soviet takeover of Great Britain.
We shall fight him and his thugs on the streets.
Air pressure stable in lock six – ready for action!
PMQ’s
He’ll try and make the this weeks condolences last as long as possible, hoping that Dave and, erm, the other bloke, will do the same. A few minutes of him telling us all about his fistal scimulus, followed by the usual planted questions from his back benches. The usual answers about army shortages, “b.b.b.but we’re sending morr…”, and then a load of bullshit about what HE is doing to save the country, no, the World.
All Dave should do is stand opposite him and laugh.
Yes the condolences list is getting longer each week. I have noticed once Brown gets “wound up” he starts to hurry his words, and he gets a tad confused, even more than usual. Maybe he should take the Blue and the Red pills before PMQs, or there will not be a dispatch box left for Cameron by the time Brown finishes with it.
I’m hoping Gormless invents a new word today,
Each week I look forward to a new mispronounce a la Alky Ada.
Mines a triple and a chaser – hic
At least he’s learned at last that the phrase is “cast-iron” not “iron-cast”. He just oozes incompetency.
Has anyone else noticed, the gorgon has had his teeth whitened? Well, his bottom set anyway, caught sight of them yesterday when he was giving that consolatory speech to Mrs. Janes. Each time the jaw dropped they flashed nearly as white as his shirt.
Wow! Wrong time on a web page! Ha ha.
Great catch!
No – really.
This is cheerful news:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8354663.stm
Now we just need a few more like that.
Like the 646 troughing bastards in the Palace of Westminster for a start. Then proceed to the “upper house”.
I’m sorry but nothing will happen to them, they are Pro-EUSSR and thus more-equal.
Help!!…. Ive only been inside an hour and some bloke is trying to stuff my arse with a Zeppelin ………….Nigel help!
But the rapists don’t even go to trial?
Mandelbot has had sheds of civil servants spamming papers, radio, and teh Internet blogs, forums, BBC message boards, and every damn thing else with, “I’m no fan of Gordon but …. give him a break” etc.
It’s fuckmuppery of the 1st order. Even all the shit-faced swine that pen lying crap in the rag tops are acting like it’s a given that a grieving mother and dead soldier (hideously injured before dying in agony) are somehow bullies, and Gordon is a wee timid soul deserving compassion because he did his best.
British people are mindless shit. -They would vote to have bread knives rammed up their arse, after 3 or 4 ads on TV, voiced by a chirpy cockney, telling them it will for their own good.
Mandelson is evil. This will backfire. The two or three hundred people in Britain with an IQ ove 90 know its complete fuckmuppery frfom Satan’s own.
Indeed – but we are outvoted by the marching morons.
“Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.” — Benjamin Franklin
Why do you think we have been disarmed?
I never doubted it for a second AC1.
There was a bit on the BBC news the other night about a project in Thailand to give free arms to villagers in contested territories to prtect themselves from the religion of peace who are uppity there, as elsewhere, and the reported couldn’t contain their shock at the idea of ordinary citizens being armed. Especially as these were brown people, not redneck yanks. They just couldn’t grok it.
bbc twats
I’m tempted to write to HYS and start off “I’m no fan of Gordon Brown, but I’ll tell you why…” hoping it will con them.
I’m no fan of Gordon Brown, but I really love to suck his knob.
And rim his arshole. Sometimes me and Nick Robinson have a bitch fight over who is going to rim Gordon’s arsehole first.
Gordon stops us fighting by letting me rim his arsehole while Nick sucks his cock.
Double bubble!
You can have a go at Brown about some mistakes in policy, but what you cannot bring into question is the solidity that he has bought to the office of PM, not seen since the Margaret Thatcher.
Britain needs a strong leader at the helm, it is fact that other world leaders now view him as an elder statesman, something that should be taken into consideration when casting your vote, the last thing we need at the moment is the volatility that may be caused with a couple of chancers in Dowing Street
hahahahahaha
I second that.
Shed loads of policy mistakes. no solidity of position. Most world leaders ignore him and has never been a true statesman. I think your illness will improve when you change the tint on your glasses.
Every decision that he has made has been wrong..When he can bring himself to take any decision..
Apart from that he is “solid”…thanks to his various medicines…
And he is kept “solid” by his various thugs around him whose only modus operandi is smearing…!
Every decision that he has made has been wrong
No. I won’t have that. I’m no fan of Gordon Brown, but selling gold was absolutely the right thing to do. Where Gordon went wrong was just on the timing, and the price, and the actual process.
I’m no fan of Gordon Brown but, your’re right, he is a strong leader, what I don’t like, though, is the way that that awful Cameron gets away with bullying him all the time.
The only solid thing about Brown are his turds.
DEAD statescomrade.
View him as an elder statesman??
Did you see how quickly and with much contempt the Russians and the Canadians (FFS!) amongst others treated his Tobin tax proposals?
He’s a joke on the worldstage. Obama beach anyone?
Hold on the men in white coats are at your door.
Chancers in Downing Street? What!? Who might that be then? … And who might take over? Cast Iron Dave maybe? My money’s still on Boris.
BBC: “The DNA of innocent people arrested in England and Wales should be held for no longer than six years, ministers are expected to say.”
So it is just an expectation.
So it is just what ministers might say.
So it has not been through parliament
So it IS NOT what is law
It is NOT one of the laws that the police will choose to use.
In fact it is purely a Labour back tracking headline to win votes. The mess only started in 2003. Now they are to be praised for limiting it. Election coming.
O/T
Another rumour in the financial markets that the UK’s credit rating will be downgraded…
As soon as McBust announces another round of SPENDING INCREASES….
Mad arsehole…is the only thing that comes to mind to describe the worst Chancellor and worst PM in British history..
all part of Yahweh’s work. keep it up Gordon!
All praise to the Great Architect!
It’s only the prospect of a landslide Tory victory in 6 months that is stopping the ratings agencies from downgrading Britain’s credit rating, the pound from crashing through the floor, and the gilts market dying on it’s feet.
The financial markets are desperate to see the end of Brown.
It’s amusing to think that Gordon, who sold all our gold cheap, cannot now sell any Gilts.
Japan’s rating AA-
UK’s rating AAA
Hahahahaha
Japan – lost decade
UK – lost 12 years
Daydream.
I fell asleep among the cowards.
For a couple of hours.
Such a beautiful day.
Cameo Backs Away From Call to End Quantitative Easing ‘Soon’
Reverse, reverse!
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601102&sid=aLcwdtYv6TOg
Yet Brown is clearly as guilty as hell.
But he did say that the Saxon Hoard should go to Staffordshire “for them to use”, Better watch before McSnot gets his hands on it, he’s got form!
Better call Him Goldfiddler.
This fucking troughing is now spreading to Scotland,for fucks sake
BASTARDS ALL OF THEM
FIRST Minister Alex Salmond has been accused of “misusing public funds” after it emerged taxpayers’ money was used to entertain his personal dentist.
The Scottish Government’s most recent entertainment register has revealed that Murray Bremner and his wife Jane were treated to a “Runrig dinner” on 29 August this year at Scone Palace in Perthshire, and VIP tickets to the pop concert that followed
Mr Salmond previously gave the Bremners Royal Box tickets to the Edinburgh Tattoo in 2007, the week after Mr Bremner performed root canal treatment on the First Minister.
This was followed by a £1,400 meal at Bute House, the First Minister’s official residence, along with former Commons Speaker Michael Martin and Sir Angus Grossart, who now chairs the Scottish Futures Trust.
Also on the hospitality register are three members of the Alongi family who run one of Mr Salmond’s favourite Italian restaurants, Jolly’s. They were invited to dinner at Bute House to mark a Royal Garden Party in July.
Pardon my manners while I yawn.
Sorry to hear that my old chum Bill Mansfield is having to let SNP riff-raff and drug-addled rock stars into his house. The day-trippers must be bad enough but those petit-bourgeois SNP counter-jumpers and professional Scotsmen on the make are just the pits, as one might say. At least they are keeping up Scottish Labour traditions as regards troughing – there may be hope for them yet!
Pip-pip!
Keep bailing double double U keep bailing.
Double double U, all mouth and no land.
Isn’t it?
Not one of your better posts, Sir William.
Maybe you need a power nap.
What if the troughing investigation goes back 7 years like the taxman can. What might we find then?
Blair’s shredded receipts….
My Pre Menstrual Questions are never on time
Astroturfers on the Beeb now – R4 The Media Show
Roy Greenslade and the programme presenter both plugging the Mandelson line.
The Sun is out of step with it’s readership blah blah blah.
Fucking greenslade. Why that idiot has any credibility on the elft I do not know. Roy “Capt Bob, he’s a good bloke isn’t he? What pension fund?” Greenslade…
Is it coz I want to be the filling in a Jedward sandwich?
With Gollywog jibes and alleged involvements in military coups I think “Thatchers Children” have shown they are adrift of acceptable standards of behavoir of mainstream modern Britain.
Do we want a return of the uncaring Conservatives? financially Incompetent Conservatives with double digit interest rates?
Do we want “Thatchers Children” Cameron and Osbourne returning us to the Boom & Bust policies of the Tory years?
NO WE DON’T
I’m probably way behind the action on this one, but I’m only a clanky engineer, and don’t really understand all this new-fangled electrickery and personal confusers.
Isn’t it possible for blog owners to check the source IP addresses of their comments, and if getting suspiciously high traffic from four or five IP addresses, conclude that they are being “astroturfed”, and block traffic from those addresses?
Have a swift Google for “web proxy” old chum. Hides your IP. Could change it every visit if required. Very useful for the Chinese I’m told.
Then presumably the only people able to trace the message to source would be large telecomms providers or those with sophisticated monitoring software and equipment……such as governments….
Bastards.
“As expected, Chancel Angela Merkel, (for whom a World Court arrest warrant is outstanding), appears to have been conspicuous by her absence at the latest G-20 fest at St Andrew’s, Scotland. Could it be with her being the former secretary of the Agitation and Propaganda Department of the Communist Yugend at Marx-Lenin University in East Berlin ?”
Are those the very Lenin and Marx who were trained in London?
Did you hear the one about Merkel being Hitler’s love child lolol.
“Are those the very Lenin and Marx who were trained in London?”
Certainly
“Did you hear the one about Merkel being Hitler’s love child lolol”
Yes, but thats untrue.
Prepare for the Ministry of Information, coming soon;
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/nov/11/mandelson-tipped-as-information-minister
Listen to everything carefully, question everything and believe nothing.
Yes, you mean MFI? Mandlescum’s fake information, shiny outside falling apart inside? Stasi, hear we really come!!!
gordon brown bullied?
a man that was a pain in the arse as rector of his university. a man that along with blair has plotted to become pm -avoiding any election……
respected? sarko and merkel think he is a tosser.the yanks too!
ask any of his staff that have had him scream at them or about the phone throwing?
or the little girl he bullied last week?
mrs. janes has every right to be angry…….her son had both his legs blown off+ a hand + his face was wrecked………
you labour trolls are below contempt……..
if you support brown so much get off your computers and go fight in shitstan to show your devotion!
anyone rushing to the army recruitment office?
no-i didnt think so!
PMQ’s – some questions to ponder;
Will Bercow head Brown off at the pass and prevent him from slandering the opposition as he did last Wednesday (loved Brown’s face when Bercow did it – what a picture!)??
Will Clegg still stand up and try to shout above the noise that Bercow does nothing to prevent cos he was against his election as Speaker?
Will the evil blind man from Sheffield be in on the act again?
Will Nick (£400 food claim and my stomach still feels empty) Brown sit there like an automaton?
Will Brown himself claim that Cameron is;
WRONG!
wrong that I cannot scrawl an insult to a bereaved mother!
wrong that I cannot screw the unemployed youth that have grown up on “education,education,education”
wrong wrong wrong – or perhaps we shall have a new word from the master of the ENGLISH language;
perhaps a repeat of “trans-parent- see”
or “eye-ron”.
I predict another suicide-inducing 30 minutes of life wasting crap.
Lot of Labour paid responses Monday to Friday aren’t there?
I applied to Conhome, to see if they wanted a Tory to infiltrate the Labour sites like Labour list and labourhome.
Not necessary, they said. No one reads them.
So I said, how about just going on there to spread stories about what an incompetent bunch of mentalists this government is.
No need, they said. Just open any newspaper.
They probably have a point.
It might also be wise for them to continue as they are, playing a straight bat with the media relations. If they started any dirty tricks of their own, they’d be uncovered sooner or later, giving ammunition to the Labour spinners. The latter are about as unscrupulous as they come in British politics, and would have no compuntion in playing something like that for all it was worth and more, simultaneously denying their own hypocricy in so doing. They Tories are so far ahead in the polls, for mostly the right reasons, that Labour have to play catch-up and will in all probability trip themselves up at some point doing so.
“I NEVER THOUGHT that I would ever write this but, I do feel sorry for Gordon Brown. Nobody, regardless of who or what they are, should go without treatment for as long as this man has.”
Mickeypee… in the Times
“I thought I would never say this blah blah” also stated by Adrian Goldberg on radio talk sport last night.I wonder if he read that in the early edition of the Times, plagerist
GB: Sarah, I think the times coming to call the deal off. I appreciate your marrying me to make me look normal, but I feel like I’m not delivering on my part – giving you the public platform you wanted, because of the public anger at me.
SB: Don’t worry darling, I spoke to Peter and he said things will get better soon. Come and take another of these pills.
GB: Thanks, they really take the pain away.
SB: There you go. Sweet dreams……you stupid ugly fucker. [phones]..Ed,. come on around.
EB: Here I am oh wow, you’re nearly ready for action
SB: Yes come here and bend over while I strap it on. I want you to pretend I’m your ugly whore wife that looks like a boy.
EB: Aah
Just received
“We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to change the rules regarding Ramp Ceremonies for HM Forces Personnel killed by an act of terror, while in the Service of Her Majesty the Queen.”
Details of Petition:
“The bodies of the soldiers Murdered in Northern Ireland were flown home without ceremony. This has angered members of HM Forces: “British troops have spoken of their anger following the disclosure that the bodies of the two soldiers murdered by dissident republicans were shipped back to the UK as freight.” “We have been told that the soldiers were not allowed to have a ramp service because of political reasons. We were told the Government didn’t want anything that would look like the Troubles had restarted. “As far as we are concerned these soldiers were shot dead in uniform by terrorists and they should be treated in exactly the same way as if they were killed in Afghanistan. To send their bodies back to the UK as freight is outrageous.” When a person joins any branch of HM Forces they are effectively on duty 24/7/365. The Government are asked to review the crass rules that allowed this to happen. The Government are further requested to amend the rules on Ramp Ceremonies.”
Read the Government’s response
The Government is immensely proud of all of our Armed Forces. Their dedication, professionalism and sacrifice is a justifiable source of inspiration to so many. Sapper Mark Quinsey and Sapper Patrick Azimkar, the two young men who tragically lost their lives in the attack at Massereene Barracks on 7 March 2009, were men of exactly this ilk. These young men had trained hard and were promising soldiers who had already achieved a good deal in their short careers. The loss of them was keenly felt by their colleagues and the grief felt by their families must be beyond measure. Our thoughts remain with them.
To mark this note repugnant, cowardly act a memorial service for Mark and Patrick was conducted at Massereene Barracks and attended by fellow members of the soldiers’ Regiment before their bodies were returned to the mainland. Each soldier was subsequently afforded a military funeral in accordance with the wishes of their families.
The policies and procedures that govern the repatriation of deceased Service personnel to the UK mainland are kept under constant review to ensure they reflect the needs of the bereaved families, the Services and the Nation. The policy was reviewed in May 2009 and amendments were made to ensure that all those who die on operations are afforded a ceremonial repatriation. However, no change was made to the policy for the movement of the bodies of deceased personnel within the United Kingdom, including Northern Ireland. Mark and Patrick were returned to the mainland in line with this policy and in the same manner as all Service men and women killed in Northern Ireland in the last 35 years.
Will Dave now be nominating Edwina for the Upper House?
Edwina’s always liked it upper, geddit!
I’m no fan of Edwina but she would be a step up in quality from the usual dross in that place.
Kinnock, Uddin, Scotland, Martin, Jackie being measured up for the ermine as we speak etc. Plus all the others who will be stepping down to avoid prosecution in June but being shunted next door to stay on the gravy train.
(that was irony…she’d fit in perfectly)
But JS said she wouldn’t be accepting ‘the fur’. On Question time.
Can I have a reminder please of the live video link to go with PMQs
Did anyone else see the gun pointed at the Governor Of the Bank Of England,when he stated that the UK is on the path to recovery?
This will be Brown’s taunt at PMQ’s.
I’m no fan of Gordon Brown but … INSERT FAKE PRAISE HERE … what really gets me is … SLAG OFF SUN NEWSPAPER HERE … Anyway it is not as though … MAKE UP SOME LIE ABOUT TORIES ( SEE DAMIAN FOR HINTS ). I would just like to say … ADD SOMETHING NICE ABOUT SARAH.
BBC
DAILY MAIL
SKY
( repeat )
The arrogance astounds me. It really does.
29% of the country, in polls, have stated that they are happy with Gordon Brown, and intend to vote for him.
The fact that you are unable to accept this, and democracy, and seem to think that these 9 million people all work for the Labour party is astounding.
I should warn you, these titles, are well aware of users of this website, and their campaign to smear users. And try and obstruct democratic debate, with smears like this.
And your attempts to spread these rumours, on these boards, are being reported as fast as you put them up. Both to the moderators, and newspapers themselves.
I really suggest you grow up, and understand that Tory share is only 39% at the minute. And there are going to be a minority of people, on message boards backing the government.
Maybe move to Zimbabwe if you want all media speech to follow the same message
I think you’ll find the practice of “smearing users” and “obstructing democratic debate” is pretty well established Government practice.
But thanks so much for your “warning” and your patronising concern.
“unable to accept this, and democracy”.
Most of us here would accept some democracy any time.
Like a party that held to its manifesto pledges and held referenda.
Like a Prime Minister who actually gained a democratic mandate via an election.
I perfectly expect that 25% or so of the population will vote Labour ( public sector workers, long term benefits recipients, mass postal vote cards filled in for first generation immigrants, retarded ‘i’ve always voted labour’ thickos etc ). I am not saying they are not allowed to post favourable comments on line, just that I wouldn’t be suprised if Labour are co ordinating some of their party workers to make multiple bogus posts.
May I remind you of J Smiths husbands glowing letters about her to his local paper ? These are the tactics of a dying regime.
As for trying to obstruct debate, who was in power when someone was arrested for reading out names of the fallen under Blair’s wars at the Centotaph, which party strong armed an elderly party member from their conference for heckling? Who tried to keep Griffin off QT because they are worried about losing votes to him from the working class ?
You must remember that public sector workers have sons ,daughters,mothers and fathers in the forces as well so Brown isnt guaranteed their vote.
Gordo’s…. talking….. very…… slowly……. today. Has he had too many downers or not enough uppers?
Oh nevermind, he warmed up after getting out of sombre mode.
PS.
A bit of trouble making of my own:
1: I think it’s pretty obvious Labour are doing everything in their power to “pick a fight” with The Sun. And have been doing so for the last few months.
I guess they figure, if they can tempt The Sun (it won’t be hard) into a ranting raving one way slanging match, then they can probably expose their backing of Cameron as being a bit superficial, and agenda driven.
You know – the more they rant, the less their backing of Cameron actually means. As it’s obviously biased and based on hate.
Their rhetoric very much has been “The Sun have an agenda, don’t listen”.
I think they have been very smart in subtely trying to bait the sun into rash stories over the last 2 months.
And the results are plain to see.
The Sun doesn’t need much prodding to make a fool of itself. I think the definite tactic by Labour, after the switch is to
Labour have lost legitimacy to even argue with anyone – spent force of traitors
we seem to be picking a fight with our own troops
I can put this matter to rest definitively.
William Hague is not gay.
He’s quite sullen sometimes.
Ben and mandy are not gay.Gordon said so
apologies if posted before
over 72, 000 signed a petition for Brown to go. The Government’s response was as follows
“The Prime Minister is completely focused on restoring the economy, getting people back to work and improving standards in public services. As the Prime Minister has consistently said, he is determined to build a stronger, fairer, better Britain for all.”
can’t even answer a basic demand – utter, utter hoons
Milliwotsit making the supreme sacrifice. He came into politics to SERVE the British people!!!!! 2 and a bit words for him ‘DON’T BOTHER’!!!!!!
Of all the shit posts I’ve read, roygreenslade your a stupid fucker. You gave the widow no credit for how fucking hard it must have been to ACT angry that her son BLED to death for want of a helicopter brown decided years ago the dying lad would not need.
I try to keep my post somewhat responsible but you, you *motherf*cker, no other word for you.
Power at all costs eh
Don’t look at me!
Don’t look at me duster bustin’!
I’m shy!