LibDem Councillor Demands Truth About Hampshire UFO Base
He also met an alien in his local shopping centre. She was wearing a tutu…
Hat-tip : Hampshire Chronicle
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Sarah Palin said…
“A year later, I gotta ask the supporters of all that, ‘How’s that hopey, changey thing working out for ya?’ “
-Gilts (Mar)
As of 28 Jan 2010 +5.8%
I shall give a cast iron guarrantee to investigate this further
Your guarantees are worth about as much as a Zimbabwean ten dollar note.
I’d take a Zimbabwean ten dollar note rather than a cast iron guarantee from Dave any day.
“..Delaying last week’s announcement until the Lisbon Treaty was finally a legal fact was cowardly, intellectually unsatisfactory and absolutely right. The delay allowed the Foxite wing of his party to come to terms in advance with their betrayal. Cameron now has as much room for manoeuvre on Europe as is possible while leading a fundamentally Eurosceptic party… In a negative sense, then, of getting awkward stuff out of the way, Cameron is prepared for government.
http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/commentators/john-rentoul/john-rentoul-cameron-is-the-new-blair-1816836.html
Dave was trying to stifle any debate about europe at the last party conference before a general election.
It depresses me hugely that this Hoon is likely to be our next PM.
Blair, Brown and Cast Iron Dave – what the fcuk have we done to deserve that?
Yeah well, you’d better get started with the Prozac hadn’t you fucktard?
I prefer Valium, Librium and Mogadon
Might help
So might a tutu
You can clean your own bloody table
i i wll never trust a word my dad says ever again
To 101.
Sad song that,but I know were your coming from and fully agree.
He`s not as mad as the man who believes he has saved the world though.
The Aliens land and say – “take us to our leader.”
The aliens have developed technology to let them travel many parsecs in an instant.
They have doubtless visited many worlds throughout the galaxy, perhaps even further afield.
It’s possible they have been observing us in detail for some time.
For these reasons (and I daresay plenty more besides) it seems rather unlikely that they would be particularly interested in meeting Gordumb.
No – you’ve missed it.
It says Take us to our leader.
The implication being that Brown is an alien.
It would also explain a lot. An awful lot.
It’s a pity they havent stayed long enough to see what an obnoxious cnut he is and like all rational aliens zapped the bastard putting both him out of his misery and far more importantly doing us all a favour.
If he is an alien, they must have sent him here to be rid of him. It is unthinkable that sentient beings would send him as any kind of ambassador.
If he IS one of them, I can only imagine they followed him here out of morbid curiosity.
He must have seriously jinxed them previously.
Can’t understand a word of it. Sounds completely batty.
Did you have to make us sit through this drivel? A link would have been sufficient.
Let’s liven thing up a bit:
A Government that cannot keep hold of the most basic of statistics, whos infiltration by foreign powers throughout the decades since the fifties, whos employees regualry leave laptops in bars, strip joints & on trains, who are staffed by completely egotistical political careerists, could not keep the existence of UFOs secret.
Come on, Claire Short (cows arse) was not the biggest hoon in the Privy Council, but she would not be able to keep her gob shut about this – she would want to be the first to bestow right of residency & full access to benefits for these new immgrants.
As sane as he sounds for a Limp Dum, he is without a doubt a complete fruitcake.
That’s a very good point. Equality Hareperson would have a field day.
Today nearly 8000 respectful relatives and comrades filed past the Cenotaph to respect the fallen.
Our Royal Family and Service chiefs laid their wreaths and rspectfully saluted or bowed their heads as a salute to our dead and injured. But who stood out amongst the celebrated? Yes it was our Nulabor leader the man who saved the world who could not even produce a nod. This arrogant cretin’s shortfall should be plastered all over the media for his lack of respect, particularly as he is reponsible for some of those being remembered.
This man should be pilloried till the end of time.
Nah. The cnut should be dragged to the nearest lamp post and strung up by his balls. In the absence of any such appendages we’ll have to make do with the shitwit’s neck. Maybe that will teach him some fucking respect.
Have to say that he sounds a damn sight saner than most Lib dems.
very strange.
the ufo sightings in this country are normally sightings of hi technology american military aircraft and so this person’s statement of belief in alien ufo’s is completely bizarre.
and what has this speech to do with judgement and democracy?
this person looks rather like a hostage of a terrorist organisation being forced to read a pre prepared script.
by saying such things he is destroying his career. it looks as if he has been blackmailed into spouting this garbage, a public humiliation carried out by him upon himself.
probably secret services.
but the secret services really shouldn’t be attacking democracy in this way.
if the lib dem person is guilty of something then he should be tried in a court of law, it should not be used by the secret services as a form of blackmail to debase an elected position and therefore bring public officials into disrepute and ridicule. that’s just like the fucking stasi for fucks sake.
our secret service is causing problems for this country when they are supposed to be protecting it.
they should keep their fucking nose out of politics, after all, the last time they got involved in politics MI5 cooked up a false report which led us into an illegal war.
It COULD be MI5. More likely though is he’s just a twat.
nah, you’re right Bill, he’s a twat.
He’s as mad as tat.
please refer to my reply to sun tzu.
thankyou.
Tat- you’re as mad as a box of frogs (or pished)
do not backchat top boy you c’unt.
This guy is a tool…
He has the “i believe everything” logic, where politicians such as GWBush are capable of communicating with higher-intelligence lifeforms whilst remaining unswervingly convincing at acting exactly as you would expect neo-con evangelist retards to act..
The thing I love is how these people talk with such knowing authority, they KNOW, i mean like, REALLY they know…
I wonder how this government (and the previous US administration) (and all the other governments we don’t agree with or get on with that are also in on it) manage to co-ordinate an inderdimensional conspiracy against humankind without any major dissagreements or leaks whilst being (in the real world) unable to run a piss up in a brewery…
Or those who wish to complete the destruction of marriage (as a concept supported by, not actively discouraged by, law and tax regime) by preventing MPs from employing their wives as secretaries or from marrying the secretaries/interns who broke up their previous marriages.
MI5 KNOW THE TRUTH
I’ve met dafter.
Gordon DOES not bow head at Cenotaph!!
So fucking what?
To Ed Balls.
The only thing I want this traitorous pile of shite to bow his head to is a fucking axe.
Now fuck off you Liebour scumbag.
D’you think that Gordon Clown may be an escapee from an Alien planet hospital for the Rehabilitation of the Terribly Confused ?
Can someone tell me why, if they can tear up Magna carta, the charter of Liberties, Common law etc, then why not Lisbon.
The reason we are in this mess is because for at least a hundred years, Parliament has been Breaking the law.
Boris Knows all about the aliens who inhabit pompey, or should that be inbreds?
I am from Alpha Centauri.
Where is the Social Security/Benefits office. I have come to claim asylum and a life on benefits, plus I will vote Nu/BluLabour.
And you are from Southhampton?
And You are from Southsea. Inbred capital of the Southern world, only Gosport has more inheditary disease. The LibDem is correct, Hampshire is full of alliens.
There will be no whitewash at the shitehouse.
Stardate4762
Beamed down for a crap.Did some shopping.
Captains log – still floating off the starboard side….
Get some kleenex, we’re having trouble with klingons.
They love it when I put my phaser on stun.
Cillit Bang will shift most things.
Right, in that case, can I order two tons (Imperial) to be delivered to 10 Downing Street.
Thanks.
Beam me up Scottie!
Shurely you mean bum me up?
Behold Gentlemen. Andrexia………The Shit Star!
You called?
Star Wreck
Captain Kirkcaldy,
Captain’s log – stardate 2010. Orbiting the planet Boom.
When we left planet Boom 10 years ago it was thriving after I sold all the excess dilitium crystals in the stores. But now ..
Sensors indicate no sign of industrial activity at all. I asked science officer Nut his views. He looked down the blue thing and pronounced the plant was now completely Bust. Now signs of economic life at all. Naturally I fired him. Science officers must agree with me. I appointed that vulcan, Darling, to science officer.
He agreed that now , after a second scan , everything was fine.
“Captain Kirkcaldy” Said lieutenant Uddin, the comms officer, “Strasbourg Command want to know if the planet is still in recession? They say all the other planets in this solar system have recovered from the Debt monster attacks”
“Tell them we are going to investigate further, and remind them it started in America. Ask my Scots second engineer to come up to the bridge.”
“Which Scots engineer sir. 90% of your crew are Scottish. You insisted sir.”
“never mind.. Security chief Balls, Engineer McFall, Ensign Harman and Dr Burnham prepare to beam down to the surface..”
“Ensign Harman won’t come sir. She refuses to wear the mini skirt uniform. She says it completely degrades women , objectifies them and demeans them.”
“..And she has legs like a Klingon Space tug.” muttered Kirkcaldy.
” OK, Ensign Cooper and nurse Flint then. Meet me in the transporter room and prepare to beam down. Tell Strasbourg I’m going in rashly this time. No more dithering. After all it says in the manual ‘A Tax is the best form of defence’
I wrote that.. Right, lets go, but send Sarah Brown first, just to make sure its safe for us to come out.”
Will captain Kirkcaldy find the cause of the mysterious inactivity?
Will the debt monster return to consume the crew?
Will anyone care if the don’t come back?
Tune in next week for Star Wreck. The Next Regeneration.
Effing great!
Top post!
Excellent, Bill!
indeedydoda, very good
I’ve seen this one. Captain Kirkcaldy was the debt monster all along.
The crew eventually figure it out and blast him out of an airlock.
There’s another episode where Captain Kirkcaldy and the crew meet a man called ‘Peter’ who is dressed as a 17th century admiral.
“Hail good captain. Lord Trelane of Foy here. Come, join in this sumptuous feast at my palace. I consider us all friends.I want to join your crew. Come, i insist.”
“Ah dinna trust him cap’n. He’s trying to take over the ship.” said Scotty McFall
“I can’t let you join Lord Trelane of Foy. We are a EuroFederation ship.”
Captain Kirkcaldy informed him.
“My mistake Captain. My sensors indicated you were the Wrongulans.”
Best parody I have seen in a while. More, please!
Great post
This chap is the sort of person I could do business with. Anyone who believes that Hampshire has a UFO base, and that is speaking to HM the Queen during this speech would certainly agree that I had saved the world.
He probably wants to start his own cult…
Heavens Gate, Hants Branch
Heaven help us.
He is a cult.
It’s right next to the Kentucky Fried Chicken outlet on Clem Attlee St.
Boomshanka!
Boycott Israel, it worked on Apartheid
Beer can sandwich
This loony probably voted for the ‘Nottingham declaration’ as well. Just like every other fucking useless councillor who take the word of council officials as gospel.
Ask your local councillor as I did what they know about the Declaration and I promise within a couple of e-mails they will give you the bumsrush.
Oh dear :D
I don’t see what’s so funny about this article?
Neither do I.
I do not know for sure whether our ruling elites have made contact with alien beings or not.
One thing I do know is that our ruling elites have been preparing to tell us that they have done precisely that since well before the last WW.
The plan was to leak information/dis-information into the public arena over a couple of generations, while preparations for the completion a world government (New World Order) were being made. At a time of the establishments choosing the ‘BIG NEWS’ will go main stream. Most likely at a time when establishment constructs such as The UN, EU, and World Bank have inevitably become dangerously unpopular.
There seems to be much evidence that our establishment have been developing what can only be described as pretend, but highly functional alien craft, for well over 50 years. Reports of small, seemingly insignificant alien/UFO type contact have recently been reported on the BBC, and other main stream news networks. This is IMO a sign of THINGS TO COME.
Therefore this is the current position regarding the issue of UFO’s in general.
We are either at some future date going to be overtly invaded by very REAL alien beings, or our world establishment are going to pretend that we have, or this is just a back up plan if all else fails to subdue the population.
I may be completely mad, but Adrian Hicks is clearly not at all mad, neither was Harry Truman. Therefore I suggest that you common people out there start paying proper and full attention, or stop paying any attention at all. You minds are clearly no longer up to the task they were intended for.
you misunderstand.
I am not questioning the possibility of alien life forms existing. I am not even questioning the possibility that alien life forms exist right now elsewhere in the universe.
but the universe is a vast space, and I am sorry to burst the ufo believers’ bubble, but the chances of alien life forms not only existing at the same time as us but also of them being at a sufficiently similar evolutionary stage as humans so that they would be be able to visit and communicate with us is so highly unlikely as to be virtually if not definitely impossible.
logic innit.
therefore it can safely be said that aliens have never visited this planet and that they never will.
the truth will set you free.
Amen.
…says the alien.
It’s all about maths, problem is, the maths is very very loose at best (not yours TAT, the original Drake alien equation).
If for instance there’s a lot more intelligent life out there than was originally suspected, the technology gaps may well be very widespread. Also, we think of technology as being an indefinite journey, perhaps it isn’t, perhaps there’s only so much that can be done with the building blocks of the universe. All in all, the the chances of a visit could be somewhat higher than currently suspected.
…Or not.
It’s incredibly unlikely, the fact that the ufo writers of the day always seem to end up with visions of aliens that precisely matched the predictions made by sci-fi writers in the 1930’s….
It’s amazing, how EXACTLY as we would have imagined it had it been a b-movie involving aliens in spaceships resembling exactly those that had been envisaged doing exactly the sort of secret shady government conspiracy activities as would have been imagined if one was both gullable, interested in sci-fi comics, and paranoid….
Weird innit…
It’s nice to know that real-life politicians can remain convincingly absorbed by the perks and worries of the day whilst balancing their interstellar workload..
Im open minded on the whole thing.
You only need to stick your little refractor out the window ( might get arrested) and see all the millions of points of light that represent galaxies, each with trillions of stars and systems to be pretty humbled by it all.
Itd be a very very arraogant and stupid person indeed who would stand and say” no one else out there”.
Besides, ive seen an alien….big fat fucker with one good eye and this orrible claw thing and great big jowels hanging down with some scrubland up top.
Couldnt understand the fucker at all mind.
I have noticed that three score and ten been the average expected lifespan of a mere semi illiterate labourer like myself in the grand scheme of things is next to nothing, talking of nothing or vacuum it is endless and yet light goes on forever.
I hope these Aliens can spell and understand the concept of punctuation because apparantly you are considered dumb and stupid and unable to be classed as human and your comments are dismissed as rants even when you are homo sapien, it is a double wammy because pushing a broom or cleaning out a shithouse warrants the same treatment.
I would rather keep my moral compass and live on minimum wage and retain my humanity than do a high power political career and lose my soul for fame and money.
In millions of years time beyond our solar system there will be nothing but darkness and man will send out probes and if captain kirk warped out beyond?, the crew of the enterprise would be lost in the void, spocks logic unable to fathom the nothingness as they search for the only remaining source of light from were they started, sol.
To believe we are alone in the universe is dangerously extreme hubris.
We know the universe has been around for many thousands of millions of years. We have gone from hot air balloons, to space craft, to micro-chip technology in just 100 years. It is more then possible for a alien civilisation to have a technological lead over mankind of 2-3 billion years. Can you just imagine what could and very likely has been achieved somewhere else?
Could it at least be possible that this planet is not just being watched by outside forces, it is actually unwittingly part of a galactic empire, possibly a penal colony for same?
An Cosmic sized Empire, that for one reason, or another, considered it was in there own interests only to allow a tiny elite to gain the slightest real insight into the true nature, and possible reason for there existence?
We are part of some kind of experiment, mining operation, or bad mistake IMO. What we very likely are not is a product of almost impossible chance, completely free from out side interference or control.
If at some later date WE as a world civilisation sort to exploit another planet and its inhabitants for whatever pressing reason, while of course being technologically advanced enough to do so, would we not choose to achieve this without the inhabitants having so much as a decent clue, if we could?
Knowledge is an illusion. As we know more, the more we understand how much there is to know, and how little we actually do know for certain. Which is infinitely small compared with the profoundly and self evidently large amount there is to know. What is more, to genuinely believe otherwise is an act of galactic sized ignorance, I hope only found spouting from the confused ramblings of Planet Earth’s lesser evolved primates.
much too much info… Im bringing up my sprouts..
Alternatively you could just be a figment of my imagination.
Great to see you Atlas – take no notice of those who still believe the Wizard of Oz is in control (they can’t be arsed to look behind the curtain).
I remember the Wiz. I was awesome in it.
Don’t take my word for it – ask Uri…
(This spooky enough for you Suky?)
…to arrive after traversing the vast gulfs of interstellar space, avoiding being annihilated by interstellar debris on the way, protecting live occupants against violent bursts of lethal radiation, navigating with unerring accuracy
and then crashing on earth.
Laughable.
It’s a good job they won’t be coming, they will not like it here.
Michael Jackson (!) Nov 8 10:13 (TenThirteen is the production co that makes the X Files lol!).
“I remember the Wiz. I was awesome in it.
Don’t take my word for it – ask Uri…
(This spooky enough for you Suky?)”
Old Nick Heavenly – is that you? lol.
I was trying to find a piece by Jake Kotze which includes ‘The Wiz’ and which, like the following, appears to have been part of the occult ritual of the destruction of the twin towers (and murder of 3,000 in the process) – have a ganders – but be warned, I’m still tumbling waaaay down the rabbit hole lol but it’s a lot more interesting than merely living the ‘9-5′!!:
I think that ‘arriet harperson may be an alien !
what an utter bag of bollox. You are as bad as the I KNOW crowd. We are not a highly developed species. Get over it.
We have only had serious technology for a little over 100 years. Imaging if you will what we will be like in another 2 or 3 hundred years?
So imagine, the possibility of us being found by another advanced race..say 3000 years older than ours. It could happen given that there are billions of stars in our galaxy and the milky way is just one of billions of other galaxies.
Quantum physicists now also argue about the possibility of there being multiple universes…intelligent life is highly likely…if they have found us…they probably regard us like we regard a beetle in the garden.
I happen to know this fella – he works at Winchester hospital. In all other respects he’s perfectly normal. Just goes to show it takes all sorts!
What does he do at the hospital? I hope he is not a brain surgeon.
I’m an orthopaedic technician in the A&E department.
Councillor – please let us know when you have your day off. You, like most Liberal Democrats are clearly not living on this planet. But heck, that’s why you *know* about all these extraterrestrials, eh?
Question:
When you actually consider what you are saying, does it ever occur to you that you are incredibly stupid?
And what does it say about those who elected him?
I thought Hampshire was a fairly normal sort of place.
Hardly. After all, they elected me.
We took to your fruity personality, Stephen.
Beep beep CRASH.
Road Hog!
Moley, I fear you are confusing me with my cousin, Road Runner, meep, meep.
Sanctimonious fuckers – our local lot produced a news sheet with the headline ‘Support our troops’ !
Hey I work there too. How many RHCH employees on here FFS?
’some of the best brains in the world’ proves that this was not a Lib Dem conference speech.
The web is buzzing with stories about the “disclosure project” in america and how Obama is poised to announce that yes, in fact we have made contact with extra terrestrials, and have been in dialogue with them for years, have shot down a few of their craft, (they can travel faster than the speed of light between star systems but apparently cannot dodge an air-to-air missile) and of course, have some of their bodies in a deep freeze in a bunker on an airbase in the middle of the desert.
Now, given that this would indeed be the biggest story ever, I dread such an announcement for one reason: Any alien visitation – because of distances involved and the vast investment in technology would have probably been a huge drain on Andomedan budgets.
It would, therefore, give that c u n t Broon the chance to say “This is not just a global problem, but an intergalactic one.”
On the other hand, you could always look aon the bright side. If they are that advanced, they would probably know how to save us from our politicians : EUthanasia never looked so good!
Nothing to see here, move on.
THE PROBLEM STARTED IN URANUS!
Wrong. It was in saturn’s ring.
It all started in Mandy’s anus.
On Mandy’s watch?
Pass the asteroid cream. Now where’s my nice cushion?
Here I am!
Bolides to them all
Nah, it started in America!
I googled the Majestic 12 stuff – found quite a long article by some nutter or other, but there was a nice bit about deliberately raising a scumbag class as slave labour… they got my vote!!!!!
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread60567/pg1
That was bloody funny – what a punchline
This story was about when Nixon was elected. How he would reveal alien visits “soon”.
Needless to say, no.
Clinton has touched this subject a few times. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3F3CXspsuo
Yep tha’ts me boy Clinton, he loves to touch subjects!.
We have a very clear understanding, Clinton and I…
Alien technology will save us from Global Warming.
Until we find out that Global Warming was the reason they had to flee their own planet.
Unless they are increasing global temperatures to levels they are comfortable with…
Silly season, Is it Mr Majestyk thats behind all this, If he wants proof of aliens trying to take over the World look no further than Westminster. Speech… “numerous unidentified flying objects sighted during the second world War” Ha, Ha, Ha, think its called shrapnel.
Gosh, I thought most LibDems were aliens – oh, well, live and learn!
Alien humanoids have every right to contribute to our society, this country was built on immigration and there is historical evidence of large communities of alien humanoids having worked in and around Londons docks as far back as the 15th century, and who can forget X&%&$% Shakespeare’s infamous and much loved Alien character.
To object to further building of UFO bases in British cities, which are integral parts of Alien culture is clearly racist, as is objection to the other diverse enrichments which they bring to our society, such as eating people and random laser attacks. Legislation will be put in place to ensure that Alien children are given priority in allocation of school places, and the independent Alien parliament of great Britain will be allowed to administer Alien law in areas where Aliens form the majority.
And I say to our Alien friends as they celebrate this first anniversary of their invasion of Earth Nanu Nanu Chakky da Hong, feast on sweet British flesh, and remember to vote for me.
And now you know why Gordon Brown’s flesh looks so zombie-like and why his behaviour is so autistic (apparently, in France that just means he is a wretched politician; here however we can apply it in both senses!)
Safest then, I think, to freeze dry, pulverise, – then shoot into space in an extra-solar-system trajectory.
I hope all these aliens have been properly vetted and are complying with Health & Safety directives
And the UK border control agency!
Right!
I wonder if an inter-galactic crew could be persuaded to come to london and beam gordon and his comrades up, and take them off to another planet.
Now that would be news worth celebrating.
As for Cllr Alan Hicks – well it doesn’t seem that local government has any better quality elected members than national government does it?!!
Nell
They already live on another planet, that’s why their travelling expenses are so high
Ha haaaa, I almost thought about posting the link to this yesterday – however, it’s a bit….dull.
Did we ever think that the long-planned ‘alien card’ as spoken of by Werner Von Braun, Nazi V2 rocket scientist and moon-landings ‘enabler’ (or did they?) and about which Ohama/Osama, sorry Obama is heavily rumoured to be about to announce “disclosure” – would be triggered in….Hampshire lol.
Carol Thatcher was alleged to have been latterly involved with this whole Majestic thing – the link at Wiki has been removed…
Whatever happens ‘up there’ – keep your eyes firmly on events ‘down here’ as ‘they’ love a diversion – the whackier the better as we conspiracy researchers can be made to look like dingbats. (ha ha – I know what you’re going to say Old Nick lol).
Suke,
I am not saying conspiracy theorists are wrong. It is just that I always want HARD PROOF for anything!
I saw a UFO in the late 60’s whilst travelling to school on the bus.
Many years later whist thumbing through an UFO book I saw a photo of the same shape, taken in the same area around the same time.
My problem with Icke is the Lizards. The Queen is a Lizard??????????????
My other problem is that after 38 years of internal concentration, with an extremelly rare seriousness, determination and humility I have discovered that 99.999999999% of all spiritual theories from any culture anywhere are bullshit!
This is based upon Hard experiential evidence!
Believe what you like.
‘There is no perfection outside of Perfection’ Lao Ni Ke Ten
Well there you are, can’t put it better than that.
Icke is a paranoid fantasist who needs attention in order to justify his own delusional mania, a man who despite having uncovered the deepest secrets of humankind (including, yes, the lizard-people) and the conspiracy to end all conspiracies, can not be silenced by the reptillian shapeshifting masters who rule the universe…
What a total tard.
Hey other dimensons exist and universes exist, in one dinosaurs may have survived and evolved and managed to find a way to jump dimensons.
Hi guys ;o)
Timely remake and launch of ‘V’ in the States this week…..watch for the peeling/reppie skin near the end lolol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hJRafM1e8Q&feature=related
By the way – who ever mentioned Icke?? It wasnae me!
I always preferred “They Live” to “V”.
True Suke, you do not mention Icke, but you did post your spot on his web site that unfortunately I was not able to access without giving him my details.
Satanic conspiracy theories was it not?
You did also dangle the carrot to me. I bit!
Take your hand off of the carrot next time.
District 9 kicks “V” ass.
“Its the sweety man”
I am not saying conspiracy theorists are wrong. It is just that I always want HARD PROOF for anything!
My dear chap that kind of thinking may stop you getting run over, or losing money at the races, but it will not help you gain any real understanding of your condition. So maybe it is best you simply stopped trying to understand anything out side your own extremely small surroundings?
The truth is, if you had not taken virtually everything you were told on trust and at face value since you were a child, you would have been certified ESN before your 5th birthday, and flunked out of school without so much as a grade 4 CSE. Human beings, more accurately known as sheople, are conditioned to follow the heard. So conditioned in fact that they actually delude themselves that they have independent and free minds of their own. Acting outside this norm, usually results in being diagnosed as a dangerous psychopath, or at least a loony tune with abnormally strong paranoid tendencies
The truth is you don’t, and never will know the full and truthful facts, about anything notably ’sensitive’. You only know what organisations like The BBC are strictly authorized to tell you.
People like myself can publish countless books, and make all types of informed or otherwise statements. However the power of the MSM remains almost as all powerful as ever. The BBC may be only a partially cloaked fully grown sabra toothed tiger clearly visible from under a small rectangular shaped lambs skin apron , but the BBC is still the official mouthpiece of the British and world establishment. As such the BBC is, and should continue to be taken very seriously indeed.
If aliens landed on parliament square tomorrow after-noon, but the BBC did not tell us about then doing so. Then aliens as far as we are concerned may just as well not have come here at all.
However.
If real aliens did not actually land on parliament square tomorrow afternoon, but the BBC reported that they had indeed done just that, and were currently having tea and cakes with Lizzy 2 and Gordon at Buck House. Then as far as we are concerned aliens very much do exist as an imminent life changing and extremely real problem even if they don’t exist at all, or do but where still safely tucked up in bed with their respective Mrs Aliens at the time.
Jesus laughed Atlas.
another sad graduate of the UFA. University of False Assumptions.
I tried NORMAL between the ages of 12 years old and 14 years old.
I then dropped out!
If your judgements of me, which are in every way false, LIES, EVEN, are the mark of your truth telling then everything that you have ever written is a complete and utter lie!
YOU ARE, SIR, A LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i HAVE TAKEN NOTHING AT FACE VALUE
And a twat also!
After I GAVE UP normal, a very unpleasnt experience, my mother asked me to see a shrink. I told her that I would if she insisted, but that I would not guarantee his sanity after I had finished with him.
She withdrew.
I am infamous for my strangeness. I call it honour and integrity!
I have paid 16 months of income tax since I left school.
How many years of tax have you and Suke paid in your sad lifetimes!
I have spent my whole life, baring those 2 years, putting my money where my mouth is.
Walking the walk, not spouting UTTER BULLSHIT about aliens!
If one of you clever twats could access the files on me you would see that a great deal of it says:
NO INFORMATION.
The rest of it is suppositions without proof!
Mister dickhead Atlas Shrugged, for most of my life, and I am almost 58, I have not existed. I have been in Europe for the last 15 years and it is in this year that I finally have some ‘papers’ that I say Iofficially exist over here!
i have done this for Mrs H and my impending child!
You sir are a twat and a liar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And, it would appear, a fucking coward as well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
without even the dignity to, offer an apology
Don’t take my comments so personally, they were not intended to be.
We are all in the same boat my friend. Please try not to shoot the messenger, I don’t like our ever more eternal jack-boot stamping on the face of humanity type reality, any more then you do. Therefore I welcome any action, event or information that indicates to a potential possibility for a personally less aesthetically challenging, painful, repetitively humiliating, and effectively enslaved future.
I take GREAT OBJECTION to ANYBODY
I will try again; yes I lost my temper, but:
I take GREAT OBJECTION to anybody judging anybody without knowing sweet fuck all about them.
eg: If some body hadf told me that you Atlas were a complete twat I would not have believed them because I ALWAYS WAIT FOR HARD EVIDENCE BEFORE MAKING THE JUDGEMENT!
Conditioned saddos, like you, make those judgements without evidence; that, sonny, is why planet earth is in the state that it is!
Now BIGMOUTH, answer the question, how many years of income tax have you paid!
Me I6 months out of 39 years.
AND THE APOLOGY
aND DO NOT CALL ME FRIEND
Liquid lunches…. its what we do.
This is the first stage in an extension of the LibDems policy of handing all our powers to Brussels, because after that its all going to XENU.
If you put on a pair of sun glasses and watch the above you see a shaded prick.
“She was wearing a tutu…”
Don’t they all ducky?
This just confirms my belief that the “sandal brigade” are completely looney.
Sandals were invented by creatures from the planet Zog.
John Sopel on BBC Politics show to Bob Ainsworth:”Mr Ainsworth Gordon Brown has warned Hamid Karzai that he has 6 months to sort the Afghan government corruption out. What exactly will happen if Mr Karzai doesn’t ? Will we withdraw our troops ? Will we topple Mr Karzai ?”
Ainsworth “Look Jon Gordon has said nothing in public to Hamid Karzai that he hasn’t said in private(waffle,waffle) Must supply sufficient army and police personnel for us to train(waffle waffle)British presence crucial(waffle,waffle)Important for our security(piffle waffle waffle)
Me: “So we’ll take that we’ll do nothing Bob ? Just another empty soundbite from Brown !”
Gordon has given Karzai 6 months has he? So that will be June 2010, anything else happening around that time that could stop fearless Gordon then taking action?
Is this an add on to saving the world from global warming in 50 days?
At the risk of being ridiculed (lololol) – I believe more in Icke’s reppies than I do in man-made-global-warming.
Check out Al Gore’s income and Maurice Strong’s doings from the UN to China to PANDEMICS……ch ching!!! AGENDA 21 is the ongoing agenda to rid the world of 5/6ths of the population and use the environment as the getaway vehicle.
Karzai – Unocal. Nuff said.
Suke,
where should I start?
Old Nick 16:03 – Opens mouth – stick foot in….
About that carrot <:o) – and thereby hangs yet more 'cognitive dissonance' – this week, carrots help you see better. Next week – they're lethal to all of humanity.
I MEANT 18:03 – DOH!
Suke opens foot and puts mouth in it- HOD!
18:03 changes to 16:03
help…Help…Help…HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Suke is attacking me with ‘cognotive dissonance’
Shit, I am being cognotitavely dissonanonanated!
It’s the lizards, they are coming to get me.
Now I am really fucked.
What IS the time???????????????
Time you changed back into your true Lizard persona.
Coo coo, Budgie
Metallic voice of the PA system says
31 days and counting.
Karzai mhas six months to sort it out before Brown is a fofotnote in UK political history. It won’t stop the Maximum Imbecile going on and on and on about what he would be doing about Karzai/economic clusterfuck etc etc if only he was still in power though.
Gordon’s alive?…. Groan!
No, it’s not true – it only looks like he is alive when he is operated by Mandelslime.
I can confirm that there are indeed plenty of aliens to be seen on Winchester high street, but they’ve arrived by banana boat not a fucking space ship.
Will watch the vid later. Time to cook lunch, but:
I read an article in the Daily mail about some woman who had the good manners to shut her kids up who were running riot in a supermarket.
She got followed home by an of duty Stasi, the visit from the Stasi 6 weeks later and a threatening letter from the council. It reminded me of a joke that a Chinese buddy told me.
What is Heaven for a Chinaman?
The Police kick down the door at 3am, burst into the bedroom and shout:
‘You are under arrrest Mr Wong’
Man in bed replies:
‘Mr Wong lives next door.’
Wong address, eh.
Yes- add them to the list of organistions to disbanded and binned next year.
(1) – AlJaBeeba
(2) – Local Govt. and Stazzi shills
Majestic is from the X-Files isn’t it?
They are very good and I wish them well in the next rounds of the contest, I will be watching with a chocolate hobnob.
They’ve renamed them the XXY files, because it’s in Gordons DNA.
Gordons got jellyfish dna.
I forsee a stunning LibDem election success.
I’m stunned.
To Budgie.
Your stunned and Im gobsmacked,cant wait for any of these Libdums to come knocking on my door electioneering in their tutu,s.
Be warned Libdums I have my phaser at the ready.
I spotted a strange brooding shifty mcalien creature at last night’s Festival of Remembrance at the Albert Hall dressed in a dark suit and looking very uncomfortable with the prodeedings.
Girlfriend watched the rememberance day service this morning (I missed it, didn’t get to bed till 6:30am, we had a mouse problem). Everybody laid a wreath and bowed their heads, APART FROM MCDOOM.
McDoom bows for no-one.
He’ll bow for the headsman…
Noticed the lack of a bow – what does that signify? Is it similar to the no dinner jacket and black tie as Chancellor, or is it an Obama Beach moment?
Perhaps He’s done his back in after his image makeover for jogging.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1226069/At-Gordon-Brown-runs-election–early-morning-jog-round-park.html
It signifies Brass Neck.
Mandelslime forgot to operate the head bow switch.
FFS Guido, I know you want to get the stats as high as possible but for the love of God please do not let the troofers in.
they are like woodworm once they get a hold you can’t get rid of the c’unts.
no more ufo stories please.
thankyou.
it is all diversionary state propaganda anyway. the unidentified objects are american military aircraft so a pertinent question to ask is: why the fuck are the americans taking the piss out of British airspace flying without permission or authority. cheeky c’unts.
Guido loves alien stories and conspiracies.
What is not to love about this story? All it needs to make it perfect is a glass table.
I will not be cajoled into making a Mark Oaten joke about tutu’s.
Anyway, I imagine intelligent aliens would take one look at Earth and leave immediately. Like LibDems, I bet they would recognise a dump when they see one!
tat, if you post messages like that they’ll be swarming in here trying to convert you. They love to get a sceptic on side.
Before you know it, you’ll be up on Hampstead Heath flashing lights at the sky and chanting “Come to earth and save us from this shower of shit…”
He’s already flashing something on Hampstead Heath, thank you very much.
because when we are not EU Eco-Region 17 “Transmanche” we are Airstrip One, citizen, now stop criticising our masters, or you’ll be sent to the Citadel for “re-orientation”
We are the cheeky c’unts, you are the cheeky c’unts.
These Lib Dem nutters turn me on.
You bastards used me for a UK passport and now my big titted bra-babe has dumped me as well.
Listen, Earth food. We’re here and we’re more intelligent than you are.
Soon now you’ll be frozen and packed up for shipment. I’ve tasted you and you’re delicious.
Dear Sir
You are looking for our leader who you will find at 10 Downing Street – ask anyone dressed in black and white (!) and carrying an olde fashionede weapone we call an oozie….
Our leader’s name is G O R D O N and you will recognise him from his bitten nails and strange jaw dropping anomaly which only happens when he’s lying – which is all the time.
We come in pieces – thanks to G O R D O N – GOT THAT?? and his friends are called “politicians” (many bloodsucking insects) called zanuliebore.
Nanu nanu – shazbat.
da da da da daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Gordos not edible.
Besides what kind of self respecting alien would want a mouthful of that shit?
Mandelson?
Trust me to overlook the one horror from outer space that would not only do it but enjoy it.
In number 10, no one can hear you scream.
Ah so does the Government intend to cancel next years election due to the gravest threst in our history ie an alien invasion ????
Do you think we should cancel Christmas this year as it may offend the aliens ??
Liberal Democrats from another planet? I knew that yonks ago.
Nick Clegg’s a lizard?
Well yes, of the lounge variety.
This isn’t news…
This guy is a nice chap. He should escape from the Clegg empire and break the shackles of his mind, while there is still time.
Once freed from these alien notions, he’d make a good Conservative, and could change the world.
His combed across thatch needs shaving off first. That is so Lib Dem.
Perhaps the Yanks intend to Nuke Kabul, and blame it on the Aliens. Problem solved.
Gordon Brown has today indicated that all aliens wishing to come to Earth will only be allowed to enter if they satisfy the new points based system for skilled workers. Mr Brown stated ‘ We cannot tolerate alien species coming to this planet and not contributing to society, only those who can do work that Earth People will not do, will be allowed in’
Mr Brown has come under pressure to make a stand after 600 brainless morons from the planet Knob (Andromeda Galaxy) were found ‘working’ illegally at an institution in Westminster.
Mr Brown has also disclosed that the proposed Terminal 5 at Heathrow is really to be built as an intergalactic reception centre. All those who land will be subject to a 20% landing tax.
Please sign this charter on Alien rights.
uk already full of aliens..1 million plus illegals!!!!!!
murderers,rapists,drug barons,pimps,people trafficers!!!!!!
….taliban.
Gordon.
This is a training session in an empty hall. The idea is to train and qualify all those leaders that can lie through their teeth convincingly.
Can you write a speech to sell a bizarre idea based on no evidence and deliver the speech?
Sadly this councillor failed the test and we will see no more of him.
Not like the Scientologists to give up that easily!
Beam me up Snotty
Cap’n the ion motor’s ‘ll no take much more of this Quantitive Easing. I canna guarantee she’ll not blow the warp drive !!
All together – now “Klingons on the starboard bow,starboard bow…….”
Fellow earthlings, I am pleased that other people have seen these unusual creatures from outer space as I have been seeing them for some time.
I can now reveal to you that my scientists have been working night and day to sove the problem of black holes, which can crop up anywhere in the Universe.
As was revealed in a recent BBC programme my scientists have concluded that quantum theory must be applied to understand what these black holes are.
This is why we are using quantumtative easing as unfortunately a black hole has swallowed up all your money.
Do not worry as I am sure if we keep pouring more money into the black hole the problem will be solved.
Hole in one!
My little friends have popped in to see me again. they come from a black hole at the bottom of the garden.
I think it may be the same hole where I put all of our gold reserves a few years ago. We’ve looked and looked but we cannot find any gold, even when there’s a rainbow.
I must go now, it’s time for cocoa.
And so to bed.
wahs appening wiv fashist fwutecake daveed art an de seemples symon maan tereeristism an schmall afriggin awl Hoonrie fing innit
Who funds Geedo?
C unts like these…..
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/under-fire-lebanese-millionaire-who-seems-to-know-everybody-557949.html
“Labour’s “open door” immigration policy knowingly risked allowing dangerous people to settle in Britain unchecked, according to documents seen by The Sunday Times.
The Whitehall correspondence, which was illegally withheld by the Home Office for four years, shows how ministers were told by the country’s most senior immigration official that his staff were to be “encouraged to take risks” when granting visas, work permits and extended residency to hundreds of thousands of new migrants. ”
(Times)
My name is Qxpppthylzx from the Kwalorxxz Galaxy and I claim my free work permit.
Granted! Qxpppthylzx. Welcome to the EUSSR in the Land of Gorgon the Great Twat.
However, – I’m worried about my career trajectory next year.
Would you be able to offer an advice from the Kwalorxxz Galaxy?
Have you come to this planet because of the shortage of vowels on your own.
Oi!!! – oo r u caalling vowelless?
As you know, the right to family life is very important in the YUK.
So here’s 250 social security application forms we’ve just spent £2m getting translated into Kwalorxxzian specially for you … and your wife … and your wife’s brother … and your wife’s brother’s mother-in-law … and her cousin … and her cousin’s mother’s daughter-in-law and ….
Open your vowels dear. Weren’t you once a weak man?
Bed pan for Mr Qxpppthylzx…… and quick!
127 I’ll just pop him a lxtv, then, Matron – or should I give him a sppstry?
we comes to your England because streets paved with vowels so we told, we wants your “social security” and public-sector jobs, already I being offered £40K a year as “diversity outreach officer” for Tower Hamlets Council. Much better than life back on own planet where have to work in uranium mine with only consonants, make alien Countdown game bag of sh*t!
What all you cynics don’t appreciate is that Blair’s open door Londinistan policy was specifically designed to bring in as many dodgy muzzies as possible.
This was done with the full cooperation of US State Dept and Israel.
I mean, Blair is openly recognized as a friend of both neo-con USA and right-wing Israel.
The idea is to concentrate them in one place and watch them, hence the funny laws. That’s the gig.
Dunno why you keep attacking Blair. He’s the main man for western neo-con stuff. It don’t get any better than Blair.
Cameron is dubious on these issues, and until he gets his act together won’t have the support of the international community.
The idea is to concentrate them in one place and watch them, hence the funny laws. That’s the gig.
– like a kinda muzzie sump you mean? –
and that can be nuked all in one go? – or that stand a better chance of producing a ‘device’ (shh)
cleavera and cleavara – but you’d expect that from Bliar and the weird witchy woman.
It’s all very simply really. Those who have been most anti-western, for all sorts of historical reasons, have concentrated in London and can more easily be watched.
The intel dividend has been immense.
I’m not sure why anyone in UK thinks the Tories can be anti-Blair in terms of international affairs. You can’t. He did what he had to do. No one else can do any different.
You can have minor differences in terms of emphasis over internal issues, but that’s it.
So, unless you’ve got some scheme for being the new world super power up your sleeve, you”ll do as you’re told by the USA.
Simples….
It makes perfect sense, deploy the British Army to Afghanistan, then allow all the Afghani/Pakistani terrorists to come and live in London, only by such a strategy can terrorism on the streets of London be prevented. Hopefully by 2011 every member of the Taliban will have been allowed to relocate to London, thus ensuring the total victory of British forces as there will be no one left to fight.
Then they can hold a victory parade past the Burkha clad masses thronging the mall, before a reception at the Millenium Golden Dome of Allah mosque, where they can all convert en masse.
A bit like financial regulation? Lets be clear here -these tossers are not taking any risks? Gold plated pensions, pay rises and who knows a seat in the Lords or a knighthood for the good boys and girls. Whatever you fuck up will have no consequences for you.
As usual the disadvantaged suffer most as they slip down the lists for housing and NHS care.
They think only the BNP will help them -which says it all about the success of government over the last 12 years
Labour’s client state. Find your constituency:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1226031/EXPOSED-How-Labour-depends-votes-Welfare-Britain.html
Mine is Birmingham, Selly Oak which comes in at 214. Fairly low down considering it is a Lab stronghold with a 21%+ majority.
Interesting stats, micromanagement, all those people on the Government payroll cynically analysing how to ensure our M.P. gets elected in this or that ward, not that different from Old Sarum and rotten boroughs, carrot and stick replaces the bribe and the bludgeon.
“….analysing how to ensure our M.P. gets elected in this or that ward,”
Whereas he needs to get selected for a fucking mental ward.
Newlabour delay election ‘cos they’ve run out of money.
What sort of shithole is Selly Oak, then?
Scientifically its no where near as far fetched as all those so completely insane who are so bent on voting for any of the main political party’s at the next election.
You know the ones, those that repeat “I will obey” or, I am a blob of sheep poo with the intellect of a retarded amoeba please fuck me up the arse over and over again, “I obey”
They have an obsessive compulsive disorder.
So do I – where’s my dinner ?
Dont mention the arse fucking cos mark oaten will rock on up.
The real question is, what is it about the Lib Dems that make them so attractive to the mentally ill?
Cos they form the ‘community’ of the weird mentally ill ‘persuasion’, and have an added advantage over people with normal mental health probs?
Are all politicians raving mad idiots?
Yes.
Is that a trick question?
At last. A Lib Dumb with some grasp of reality!
[...] A Lib Dem councillor in Hampshire has seen aliens, in the local shopping centre (thanks to Paul Staines for that little gem. Believing in aliens in your back garden is fairly odd, you’d [...]
My plan for British jobs for British aliens seems to be working.
[statement read by a No 10 Drowning (in Debt) Street Spokes Pork Person,]
The Glorious And Beloved Leader wishes it to be known that, in not answering The Biscuit Question, he wished to spare the feelings and blushes of his greatest admirer, Mzz. Hazel Nutkin, or Ginger Nut , as he fondly called her in private.
However, now they have had a chance to discuss this in private, and wish to carry their life forward together, He can share with the country as a whole, and with all the nutcases that admire Him in particular, that He is devoted to Ginger Knob, and wishes She was better able to join with Him in Broadcasts on Loony-Yoooony-Tooby.
So the answer is Ginger Nutkins
I thought he was more of a custard cream man.
shurely an indigestive ballot box melt
Biscuitgate… Mandy says under oath: It’s no secret M’lud I do! prefer a Bath Oliver.
Yes we’ll soon be rid of those pesky English, once we’ve flooded them out with aliens won’t we Peter? By the way do you like the watch awarded you by the lizard council, for services to the destruction of Britain?
+++++ BREAKING NEWS+++++MUZZIE SOLDIER KILLS CHRISTIANS+++++HITLER FIGHTS ALLIES++++NIGHT FOLLOWS DAY+++ETC++++COGNITIVE DISSONANCE RULES+++LAST ENGLISMAN REMOVED FROM ENGLAND TO DELIGHT OF BANKS+++++
“I was near The Works bookshop when I saw this strange woman, a humanoid walking with a penguin-like gait. She had very large prominent eyes and was twirling her hands in a circular motion.
“She seemed friendly and totally at ease with us. She wasn’t scared, she was smiling, and seemed to be enjoying herself among us. She walked very slowly up the High Street. I remember she was very interested in the clock over Lloyds Bank. She was taking it all in.
“She was human enough to get away with it. Everybody’s heads were turning.”
“I was very confused and shocked. I was going to say ‘excuse me, you’re not from around here?’ but I thought it best to leave her alone.
“I think we have established contact, because I have seen this ‘being’ in the High Street. Other people will have seen her. I would like them to come forward.”
Hmm……..I wonder if he has access to the controlled drugs cabinet.
Does this mean that the LibDems can expect a visit from the Men In Black?
If we are lucky it will be on he same day that McMental gets a visit from the men in white
they keep trying the neuraliser on us , forget you even heard about mansion tax . Flash and it was gone !!
Another work of fantasy from an employee of the A&E Dept, Winchester.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Ice-Crown-Lords-Moon/dp/1906561109/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1257695257&sr=8-1
He’s Mad as a bag of cats…
That councillor probably needs councilling about imagination.
I see that the Libdumbs rapidly distanced themselves from him as not being representative of what they think.
We all know what the Libdumbs think which is absolutely sod all other than tree hugging,sandal wearing pc crap.
All together now girls lets vote for the TuTu Party.
A UFO , is he referring to an Unidentified Financial Obligation , such as where has all the money gone !! with him on that one , i mean why cant we find out what these toxic loans are ??
If the aliens did land , imagine if they met the lib dems on first contact , they would be staright onto the intergalatic communicator “no lads we dont need the death star for this job , they are already are working towards an unelected new world order , bring tofu and pointy ears we will soon be running this outfit”
ruins banker tax being given cupboard treatment , thought guitner jeff randle interview was good , although I did wonder how he was going to stop banks taking “uncessary risks” , those bankers got bungled into the boots of jags in 1997 and replaced with light touch (CW thinks light fingered) snake oil salesmen . didnt quite get round to admitting gross failiure of politcians , to be filling there pockets until they burst .
Yes, I suppose the Libdems would rather talk about anything other than their fraudulent, thieving ‘Viscount’ of Falkland, but this is scraping the barrel a bit…
Venus de Milo is a fucking imposter. Never been anywhere near the place. One of my ancesters ate her arms.
Lib Dems taste like our shit.
We’re coming and there’s nothing you can do, Earth food.
Not so fast, you havent smelled my trainers !
Can I smell your k****ers?
It’s OK Mark, you can say knickers on here.
you can smell and lick my knackers Mark
Mmmmmnnnh…chomp….slurp…..crunch….er, Gordon, why are your knackers en croute ?
He is not the only delusional politician and he is not the only politician to have tried to convince an audience of something that is utterly preposterous.
They all do it.
But this one has a lot of class. It knocks “no more boom and bust” and “cast iron guarantees” into a cocked hat.
Nice one Guido.
I have just named my new kitten Guido
all it does it eat and shit, it stinks
how will you train it to deliver a writ ?
Fuck off Adrian.
Damn bloody aliens coming over here and taking our benefits.
Don’t you mean they’re taking our fucking benefits you сunt?
Kind of ironic…
I always had suspicions that – that Cleggie twerp looked a bit too clockwork.
Last question time he even looked a bit run down.
Any idea where the key would go?
Whatever, but I’ve had 30 of your earth women shit head.
I’ll always remember our time together Nicky babe.
Just proves that aliens too can brag and compound two incongruous nouns together.
I’ve heard reports that flying saucers were quite common at No. 10.
From the planet Nokia, I believe.
The problem was sorted when they gave Gordon a plastic beaker
Strangely, no Nokias
Not that strange in 1935, flying saucers though and the complete tea set to follow.
Michael Palin. TRULY a national treasure.
Watching The Wizard of OZ
A straw man (Hello Jack)
A metal basher with no heart (Ainsworth)
A dog (Caroline Flint)
An evil witch (Lord fondlebum)
A cowardly lion (McMental)
Munchkins (Hazel)
And OZ Blair, a pathetic hoon who works with smoke and mirrors
Its a metaphor for New Labour
Nice one, but you forgot to mention that McTwat is following the yellow, bricking it road.
I bow to your wit
And who was dorothy?
Nell
Fondlebum despite being a trifle witchy is a friend of the young lady in question
Oh dear, I fear you mean the baroness s , whom he has so far saved from getting the sack for her inadvertent error of employing an illegal immigrant for cash in hand, no questions asked.
Chris Bryant.
Admit it. If Caroline came a knockin you’d be a cockin.
can anyone embed the Councillor from this video here:
http://www.blogcatalog.com/blog/the-ufo-mafia-blog/8a64ceeb3203e0af1cdf323c56949220
Can anyone please confirm that Jerry Cottle’s circus was in town that week?
Methinks he’s recalling this woman lolol:
Some people are unable to distinguish reality from fiction eh (rolls eyes).
PLEASE DON’T MOD THIS ONE – IT’S HIGHLY PERTINENT – AND FUNNY.
Winchester is hideously white.
He is plainly taking the pxss
Im sure that he is sincere but its tutu much to believe
I want to go homo
Splendid!
Who is going to be our head of State – The Queen or El Presidente?
Don’t tell me bliar is still trying for the President’s job?!!!
Last I heard he was hustling to sell his influence in the middle east to tesco’s for £1million.
Just imagine how he would peddle his influence in europe for money if they made him president?
He, and his ‘lovely wife’ cheapen everything they touch!!!!
Especially the Scouse Git Slot Gob
That’s Blair for you, never could make his mind up, now he’s worshipping the Great God Tesco, bringer of the Cornucopia, two for one and bogof, more Ancient Rome than Roman Catholic.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:The_worship_of_Mammon.jpg
Never mind catholicism, bliar and cherie antionette are the very personification of the worshippers of mammon.
Blair’s master plan is that once he becomes Numero Uno, El Presidente for life, that countries will have to pay large amounts of money into a slush fund before he visits them in his giant motorcade that stops all the traffic.
Miliband will doubtless sign on to festoon his path with rose petals as he moves among the common herd.
Alternatively; they might be willing to pay even more to keep him away.
Which reminds me;
Appointing a European President is fine, but how long is it for and what is the mechanism for removing a President who has got to big for his boots?
There is no mechanism for democratic removal.
These are important questions because they are all that now stands between us and dictatorship.
Sweetie. Bliar’s too big for his boots even BEFORE he gets to be a president!!!
He makes Franco, Mussolini and Hitler look like disney characters!!!!
Have any of you got any Klingons that I can eat?
Yes, I’ve been saving them up in a biscuit tin.
There’s also an organisation called Majestic in Hertfordshire. There are lots of aliens working in it…
… selling wholesale wine.
Might I take this opportunity of wishing Lloyd Daniels the very best of luck in X-Factor.
I am able to give an iron cast guarantee that he will not be eliminated tonight
Thank you and good afternoon
This guy is a raving loony. I guess he is in the right party though.
A loony LibDem. Surely a “Water Often Wet” story
Would that be area 50.5 and jany jones was there leader very greenmen iam told
aup doherty you twat.
“The Invaders, alien beings from a dying planet. Their destination: the Earth. Their purpose: to make it their world. Adrian Hicks has seen them. For him, it began one lost night on a lonely country road, looking for a shortcut that he never found. It began with a closed deserted diner, and a man too long without sleep to continue his journey. It began with the landing of a craft from another galaxy. Now Adrian Hicks knows that the Invaders are here, that they have taken human form. Somehow he must convince a disbelieving world that the nightmare has already begun”
Footnote: Aliens had certain characteristics by which they could be detected, such as the absence of a pulse and the inability to bleed. Nearly all were emotionless and had “mutated” fourth fingers which could not move and were bent at an unnatural angle, although there were many “deluxe models” who could manipulate this finger
Classic! Really enjoyed Roy Thinnes.
Gave one the creeps.
This guy seems a little too sane for the Lib Dems.
You are all laughing now but I sense it’s a sort of nervous laughter.
This country is sick and in urgent need of a Doctor. Here come the drums.
(Here come the drums. Here come the drums…)
Oh, tossing pissflaps, I suppose that this screws our chances of winning the next election.
I don’t think i’ve ever been to Majestic, as it would be a giveaway if I ordered twelve bottles at a time. But Threshers has gone bust and the tenant farmer at Dingwall says that there’s noone left to do the crop circles. So who knows?
Does anyone know, by the way, whether I am still leader of the Lib Dems?
Yes, Charles you ARE still leader.
O/T sorry but can anyone post a link to this morning’s Remembrance Service as brown is laying his wreath.
I missed it but understand that he was very disrepectful in the way he laid his wreath and walked away.
I’ve looked on the web , sky, bbc, youtube but can’t find a clip of what he did.
Can anyone help?
Sorry Nell, I heard that too & have looked. No joy – the Kommisar Editors have followed their orders no doubt.
He failed to bow his head after placing his wreath.
Also, I have to say his face had a strange, almost insane appearance.
Perhaps the emotion got to him.
Im surprised that the Hoon McMental didnt turn up in his big flappy shoes, an exploding car(please God) a red nose and then threw confetti all over the Cenotaph.
I also noted that his Darling was sporting last years poppy
I’m surprised it wasn’t the one he bought in 1973.
It was last year’s – we paid for it as well.
Nell, by the looks of it the Army are nun too impressed.
http://www.arrse.co.uk/Forums/viewtopic/t=137423.html
The video is here at 43 mins (thanks to Office_Linebacker)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00ntlp4/Remembrance_Sunday_the_Cenotaph_2009/
To be fair they cut right at the moment he might have bowed. The man is, has always been and always be a hoon.
you can see the whole thing on bbc i player
brown’s moment of ‘glory’ comes at the 43 min mark
be prepared to throw something at the screen
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00ntrs1/Remembrance_Sunday_the_Cenotaph_2009_Highlights/
SEE THE CLINT AT approx 25 mins.
Guido,
You have an advert on your site for some Ambulance Chasing solicitors outfit fronted by Esther Rancid.
Is this what a prospective new era MP does now – degrades society by making it even more litigious?
Does she really need the money & exposure from these bottom feeders – or is this a sign that easy money is hard to resist for the power mad wannabe public servants?
Shes a worse trougher in life than labour MP’s and she isn’t even in parliament yet, the old dizzy beeboid tart. Someone do us all a favour and stick her in a nursing home.
Look at the teeth on the bitch, think of the blow jobs that she used to give me
They tried, but we wouldn’t have her.
Why the fuck would an advanced being want to come to this shithole?
For the benefits.
REPEATING MYSELF (SORRY) after reading some of the guffawingly funny responses to this article:
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“GUIDO’S ANNUAL BUMPER FUN BOOK OF POLITICAL TRIVIA ‘N STUFF”
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I hereby place my advance order for 5 copies.
Hear! Hear!
He does help us to laugh about this dire situation that gordon and his goons have got us into.
As long as you two half-wits don’t feature, the book should be a good read…
Fucking delicious!
<:O)
He’s clearly paving the way for a LibDem U turn on identity cards.
Guido, slightly off-topic but I got completely shit-faced last night and fell arse over bollocks and now have a huge bruise on my backside.
I just felt the need to share that with you for the common good.
I got completely shit faced last night and woke up with an erection in bed, but the erection wasn’t mine.
BLUSHES
Fucking hellfire! It’s true what they say: there’s always someone worse off than you.
That was election not erection you pirrock.
Total fucking space cadet
Typical LibDem
If the Universe is vast vast vast then there is an infinitive probably that there ARE other intelligent life forms (ET) out there. And if they reach Earth then they are 100s if not 1000s of years more advanced than us.
It is up for debate as to whether or not human beings are in fact intelligent!
Simples.
Think about it.
But would they vote LibDem?
Anyone who knows Winchester is aware that the High Street is awash with street performers on a Saturday.
What a wanker
Only needs a single UFO of all sightings in history to have been the real McCoy for space aliens to be reality.
Oh well, lets just ask the people who actually saw the real ones then.
http://www.number10.gov.uk/Page21234
We don’t need space aliens when we have these scary twits attending our Remembrance Service.
brown behaved badly and looked moronic as he laid his wreath , apparently he chose not to pay his respects by bowing his head – no doubt he was fuming over the G20 leaders, who had just publicly rejected his plans to internationally tax the banks. I doubt any of his thoughts were with the fallen or with our troops in Afghanistan.
And what was bliar doing in the background??? No doubt he was grieving over his lost £1million tesco deal and just having a smidgen of regret that his wmd 45mins lie was ever found out.
Actually I was thinking what to do after the EU job
Well with all these links you have developed with your profitable role in the middle east you could take up arms dealing – I hear that makes loadsamoney.
It sure wouldn’t do any more damage than you did by taking us into, first the Iraq, and then the Afghanistan war.
nell, it’s not the real Tony, you do know that don’t you?
Yes sweetie I know tony liar’s not the real one .
For a fact the real tony bliar wouldn’t even consider talking to real human beings like you and me, because he wouldn’t want to be attacked for all the lies he told whilst he was in office.
The truth about people like bliar, gordon, bobaintbustinagut etc is that they never want to face real people who are going to ask them real questions which they can’t answer.
Question to bliar – why did you really take us to war in Iraq??
Question to brown – why don’t you have the COURAGE to bring our troops home from Afghanistan before more of our young people get killed?
No – but seriously – actually I’ve forgotten the question now – but anyway – what I really want to share with you, is that Gorgon, – having written a BOOK on Courage, – now wants to Show His Credentials –
And to that end, he’s going to ArfGornInitStan, and lead the troops ‘from the front’ as it were.
Yah – I know it’s old fashioned – I stayed safe in London, The White House, and Camp David when I did IWreck, – but there, Gorgon strongly feels he wants to go and dig foxholes, and shit in a hole, and feel for mines. And neither Peter nor I feel we should try and stop him.
That right Peter?
(aside) by the way, when’ the by-election for Millisquit’s seat? – you’ll walk it anyway, – specially wiv Gorgon out the way. PM is only a step away after that. Then we can start to get the old team together again.
Anyone who knows Winchester is aware that the high street is awash with street performers on a Saturday afternoon. Doh!
You wasters have no idea what wars are all about. You think you’re so clever and smart if you believe that wars are not about national defense or ideology, but rather about money. You think you’re even smarter if you believe that wars are all about resources such as oil or other mineral wealth. You people know fuck all.
Wars are sponsored by aliens. These aliens enrich those of our rulers who guarantee them endless wars. They shower them with wealth for the privilege of witnessing the blood of our troops freely flowing in endless conflicts around the world. It’s an intergalactic spectator sport. This planet is just a cockpit for contrived conflicts.
When will you thick fuck-heads wake up to this?
Did I actually read what is written above, or did I have too much to drink today?
You decide.
Shakespeare knew it. “As flies to wanton boys are we to th’ gods,
They kill us for their sport.”
I saw the ceremony at the Cenotaph and was dismayed that Mr.G.Brown did not bow his head in respect for those who have fought and died so that he can be Prime Mininster and live without fear. He does not take the war in Afghanistan seriously, has a junior minister in charge and no War cabinet. Our armed services must despise this creature. He should be arrested and placed in the Tower for treason.
It’s good that he has you to defend him , of course, but explain why he behaves in the strange that he does.
Maybe if someone gave us a rational explanation for his irrational behaviour we would have more sympathy for him.
Dont think so.
Id just despise him even more.
And where is gordon on this disastrous day where he has dishonoured our fallen and been rejected by the international community over his plans (the tobin plan) to tax banks internationally??
Obama particularly has rebuffed him over this idea. Oh Dear!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1226069/At-Gordon-Brown-runs-election–early-morning-jog-round-park.html
He’s also trying to tell us that he is a fit, jogging, individual, except he was struggling for breath before he had even completed a mile’s gentle jog.
Good Lord – I’m getting on – not saying how old – but even I can still do that , or my 40 laps at the pool , or a spell in the gym, and I’m a but older than him.
Maybe, Nell, but at least you’re perfectly sane, unlike our inglorious Prime Mentalist.
He’s still looks unfit for office
Nell
Cant you just imagine Lord Fondlebum laughing with Blair as McMental takes his advice that it may be it a good idea for such a photo-op ?
Blair
” Go on Peter , find some other way for him to make an even bigger T*** of himself in public
Ive seen healthier people in electric buggies with urinary catheters and oxygen masks who look in better niick than McMental stumbling around Hyde park with a police officer keeping him upright with a cattle prod
Yes sweetie I can.
Trouble is , gordon , bliar, hewitt. harman, aintbustinagut, mandy, straw, militwit, jacqui, the carrot tooped one, and on and on are commie plants as the Chernaeyev Diaries have just shown.
What we need to hear from our leaders is this;
They are all agreed that it would be a mistake to withdraw the stimulus too early, before recovery has taken place.
What we have not seen and what is missing is discussion and agreement on the parameters that indicate that the economy has become independent of life support.
At the moment all we are getting is “I’m sorry I haven’t a clue”.
Prospective and current Chancellors please take note.
I’m sorry you haven’t a clue.
Bzzzz. Repetition of troops home by Christmas.
It’s bad enough wiv anuvver race
But fuck me a monster who legs it after committing a serious motoring offence….
Watch this if you think you’re ‘ard enough:
http://www.tpuc.org/content/johns-bcg-talk-31st-october-2009
Thanks for that link. It was about 66 minutes long. I watched it and it WAS worth my time.
Thank you.
I must say “no” more often!
No sleaze on Sunday, shocking!
Ah’m nae tae be disturbed. Ah’m flickin’ nose mortars at Jedward.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00ntlp4/Remembrance_Sunday_the_Cenotaph_2009/
FIINALLY FOUND IT!!!
about 42/43 mins in.
Gordon lays a wreath at the cenotaph with a total lack of courtesy!!!
Everyone else manages to pay respect to our fallen but NOT gordon!!!
Obviously, according to his view of the world, our troops are beneath his contempt, not worthy of respect!!!!
What an oaf
I thought that The Duke of Kent and the princess Royal looked sincere.
McMental just looked just like the graceless, selfish Soviet twat that we all know him to be.
Stomach churning
I bet that all of the Guards didnt have any ammo on them.
I remember as a kid back in the ’70’s watching the Soviet parades on TV,with Breshnev and his thugs standing up on the platform as the miles of rocket launchers were driven past.
Watching Brown today,you can really see how he would have fitted so much better alongside his communist puppetmasters in Moscow.
Can he not be arrested as a Russian long term spy?
Glad I’m not the only one.
Cleggy looked liked Arthur Dailey’s wideboy nephew, Cameron looked like a PM and Comrade McDoom did his damn best to look like Brezhnev.
Maybe he thought he should do a Prince Philip. Phil went to Hirohito, emperor of japan’s funeral against the wishes of many old serviceman who suffered at the hands of the Japanese imperial army.
Unlike other statesmen he refused to bow,or even nod at the coffin.
He returned home to the thoroughly satisfied servicemen.
Or maybe Gordon’s just so socially inadequate he had no idea of what was to be expected of him.
He made the front page of The Express.
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/The-Papers—National-Newspaper-Front-Pages-On-Monday-November-09-2009/Media-Gallery/200911215444787?lpos=Home_Left_Promo_Region_0&lid=GALLERY_15444787_The_Papers_-_National_Newspaper_Front_Pages_On_Monday_November_09%2C_2009
Thanks Dack
Also from Sky’s The Papers section
Today’s Sun (Monday) also has GB front page.
“Remembrance Day Fury
PM sends gaffe-strewn note to soldier’s grieving mum…
then fails to bow at Cenotaph
BLOODY
SHAMEFUL”
Made front page of the Sun too, alongside a ‘gaff strewn note’ from McDoom to a servicemens family.
Crikey, really should refresh these pages before posting.
Useless fucking numpty of a commentator as well. When the SNP guy stepped forward representing Scotland & Wales, he said that the wreath was also in Gallic, which is very different to Gaelic, which is what (I hope) he meant.
Been there got the T-Shirt.
Those so called ‘Aliens’ are actually the telegraph owning B-Clay Brothers in disguise flying a sucer shaped helicopter while spying on my every move.
I’ll see you in space court!
Mr Bill
Phil the Dane is a gentleman and did his duty today as he did during WW2
Imagine this Labour heap of shite in the services
McMental would be in charge of the stores ( everything would get pinched)
Lance jack Ainsworth would be in charge of painting Landies (the wrong colour) before getting caught with child porn
Mandelson would be in the education Corp or be a sinister padre
Blair also a padre that gets caught for perversion
John Reid
A cook with a badge at his wrist strutting about as everybody laughs at him
Camerhoon
In the Guards or Greenjackets cos daddy was
Dont vote for any of them
Beast
The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled,
public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be
tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands
should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt.
People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance”
- Marcus Tullius Cicero (55 BC)
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1226031/EXPOSED-How-Labour-depends-votes-Welfare-Britain.html#ixzz0WIq736O9
And there was me thinking that New Labour were using ‘1984′ as an instruction manual.
Cicero is as right now as he evidently was then.
That link is brilliant. It gives added point to my idea that those in work should get an extra vote! Isn’t it ironic that Labour is now synonymous with non-labour – i.e. those not working?
The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled,
public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be
tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands
should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt.
People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance”
- Marcus Tullius Cicero (55 BC)
Unless you can quote the original Latin then this manufactured quote does not stand up – a planted piece of gobbledygook from a non-scholar.
Everything goes white if I put my head between my legs.
Is this normal or does it mean that I might be an alien ?
If you put your head between your legs and your balls turn white watch out. You’re cutting off the circulation to them, and if you do it long enough, then they will drop off like a lamb’s tail after it has been docked.
On the Brown at The Cenotaph incident today – watching it replay just now,as the Royal Family are laying their wreaths,Brown is visible in the background amongst the other politicians.
While the others are motionless and holding their wreaths – Brown is twitching away,lowering and then raising the wreath,twitch twitch and constantly looking at it.
Then when he goes up,he distinctly has to look back and down at the low step and place his feet.I suspect his blindness is now at point where he will simply have to stop.
As for the non bow – today is a replay of his Obama Beach epic – he must have been praying that no one booed him like at Arromanches.
It is so embarrassing to have this nonentity as a so-called leader – he has zero charisma,zero charm,zero grace,zero stature and zero manners.
Surely The Queen can call him in and insist he calls an Election?
Is this Brown’ Foot moment? How much longer can the country take this? This is not judging him on one thing, the case against him is so large, the tax on bank’s is yet another crazy idea, it is the customer who will pay. Tax, tax, tax should be the cry because that is his answer to all the problems, problems thay have caused. For me and I am sure many others, his time is UP!
Perhaps,just perhaps if people HAD booed him when he went up,it would be THE MOMENT – the tipping point?
“Surely The Queen can call him in and insist he calls an Election?”
I think that’s an excellent idea and long overdue. Who would run against her?
Cherie ?
boom tish
and he was the only one who did not bow his head when laying a wreath -how hard can it be?
THis morning he managed to get a dead soldier’s name wrong in a letter of condolence. Fuckwit
Douglas Adams was right
The probability of Infinite Improbability makes it probable
42
now hubbles constant , that is truly weird
I wish she would
Should an alien craft deign to visit, I imagine there’ll be queues of disgruntled/disillusioned voters lining up to thumb a lift.
I wouldn’t worry. The aliens will take one look and say, “Sod it, we’ll try Mars, Jupiter or Venus instead”.
Have just seen the Gerald Scarfe cartoon in The Times
Shows Brown with his wreath dripping blood at The Cenotaph – this is a very important cartoon -surely this is a massive (rightly so) attack on Brown?
This just cannot continue for another 6 months – something must give before now and then?
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00641/Scarfe_09_11_08_641754a.jpg
Notice, he does not bow!
Time for a new tin can. Is that government Scrappage Scheme still going, as I’ve seen a nice number with better fuel consumption?
Your tin can is too new
And there’s nothing we can do.
do you commence countdown and then engine on , take your floating pills and put your helmet on ?? just askin you know
Idiot!
Majestic is where he gets his sherry – the ‘Unit’ to which he refers to is Torchwood
It kooks like Brown cursed Simon Cowell and the ex-factor.
Who you gonna call ?? the IMF
Good grief. He sees someone in the street who looks a little unusual, so concludes she must be an alien?
Does he take his scientific advive from the Lib Dem science advisor, Evan Harris?
Another name for Brown’s Wall of shame, Hague calls for the backing of Kelly, New Labour attacked by top police office, Church of England attacked by former vicare for being the spiritual arm of New Labour, Liber Dem Science advisor witters on about Nutt
Hmm. That’s interesting. Band playing before the cenotaph ceremony, outside the MOD, plays Elgar’s Nimrod – that’s just ten days after the MOD is blamed for the Nimrod crash in Afghanistan. A deliberate dig from the military to the MOD?
Could be. An enigma eh?
Hardly. They play Nimrod every year.
tsk. Do they?
some people have no respect for intrigue.
I find it reassuring to see that you can be barking and yet remain calm and composed, that you can calmly enjoy your madness. There really is no need to throw Nokias and printers about. The problem is when you are barking and in a position to mangle a nation and it’s economy. That’s bit of a worry.
A minor and harmless loony here then? Whereas the Nokia throwing, anti-depressant chomping nutcase is the dangerous variety, I quite agree.
Even so, the lib dem councillor has rather cruelly exposed his condition, and there can be no doubt, he urgently needs psychiatric help. If only Broon were as casual in exposing his own insanity and his lackeys weren’t so spinelessly ready to clear up the mess he leaves.
Hi Mr Fawkes
I understand you have a thing about Mr Brown being a “Jonah” , Can i offer this evidence ?
http://www.labourlist.org/sir-alex-ferguson-willie-bain-united-glasgow
By the way Manchester United lost 1-0
And Fergie did the usual afterwards, It wasne our fault we lost it was the Referee…… again!
It’s okay, McSnot hasn’t wished McBain luck yet, so he’s still safe.
Mind you McBain looks like he’s been at the deep fried Mars bars and Buckie.
Cruel to mock the afflicted……
…..but pretty funny to watch.
This man Broon according to popular opinion is an egotistical self opinionated idiot who thinks he is saving the world economically and the planet from climate destruction.
His mindset surely must show that he thinks that whatever he says must be the preferred path forward.
Having now been blown out of the water with his ideas on numerous occasions he must be under enormous pressure within his inner self,but cant admit this to anyone,is it his fault that he acts like he does is probably debatable.
Remember he was brought up as the son of the manse by a strict father who had him running around distributing political leaflets before he was even a teenager.
Based on this he never experienced what could be termed a normal growing up process,I would suggest that this was a major factor in how he developed.
Later on we hear that he was mentored by the likes of Kinnokio,Jones and his commie cronies,I suspect that with this kind of pressurised background it is no wonder that he has evolved into this deceitful,shallow uncaring individual who speaks with forked tongue.
Frankly this country could well do without this kind of backbiting gutter politics that this sorry man has inflicted on this country and shortly god willing we will see the end of him and the other members of his politburo.
The country deserves better than this parcel of rogues called Nuliebour.
Corky, I think your “parcel of rogues” is a wrong description of these NuLiebour toerags ,even criminals have a better reputation than the NuLiebour lot.
Gee, shades of “East of Eden”!
I know he has no redeeming characteristics, but I still prefer him to Blair.
Prefer seems to imply a degree of warmth?
How about: “detest the vile stinking piece of shite only marginally less than the putrid smelling cats vomit that is Bliar”.
Today nearly 8000 respectful relatives and comrades filed past the Cenotaph to respect the fallen.
Our Royal Family and Service chiefs laid their wreaths and rspectfully saluted or bowed their heads as a salute to our dead and injured. But who stood out amongst the celebrated? Yes it was our Nulabor leader the man who saved the world who could not even produce a nod. This arrogant cretin’s shortfall should be plastered all over the media for his lack of respect, particularly as he is reponsible for some of those being remembered.
This man should be pilloried till the end of time.
Spot on, could not believe it.
OT but with a broad range of opinion on hear there may be an answer.
The Taliban along with their representatives in this country don’t actually do any work so who pays for all their arms. I guess probably drugs money.
More important who is it that is supplying their weapons, ammunition and such.
Well done sir. I and all my family noticed this, as did ARRSE (army rumour service) – see link top right. It’s not on Youtube yet as far as I can tell, but hopefully it’s just a matter of time. The man(?) should be ashamed of himself. I was also disgusted to see the warmonger Bliar there. Couldn’t he have had the decency to feign illness or something to give him an excuse not to appear?
The occasion of honouring the troops should not be sullied by such people.
is Tony Blair really senator palpatine ?? or even TaT
i strolled past the cenotaph last thursday.the inscription reads ‘the glorious dead’……….who would sacrifice themselves for the liar blair or the traitor mcsnot?
so when do we really unmask brown as a spy?
kinnock,clarke,jack jones etc……..it is so obvious!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1225637/How-Kremlin-hijacked-Labour-Diary-Kremlin-insider-reveals-hold-Soviets-Labour-politicians.html
This needs wider coverage. Watch it and judge for yourselves
“Albert Burgess Ex special constable defines the law and explains why the EEC was an illegal Act, based on secret documents, accidentally uncovered under the 30 year rule ”
How recent is this?. Strongly recommend anybody interested in our constitution and common laws to watch.
lol ex-special – expert in the law lol. What does he want us to do – dig up Heaths bones and retrospectively hang him from treason? No wonder this guy was too nutty for UKIP who kicked him out!
Not about Heath for me, its about Government trying to rescind the laws of treason and sedition, its about the constitution….. our lack of any.
Shame he doesn’t have a website with a sane, constant and coherent message, with a crumb trail of *all* the documents his mate collected so we can read them and make up our own minds.
It’d certainly be entertaining at the least to help fund a carefully bought case against the incumbent government for treasonous acts. If it is provable he needs the site to be ‘contributions enabled’ so we can help. Under those circumstances I’d be good for a few quid.
If it is true, I think the full name of Heath’s yacht was ‘Morning Cloud on our future’.
Ooops! That should have been a reply to message #452.
http://goldmine.bz
One to end on maybe. (Sorry it’s long but definitely worth a read)
‘They’re made out of Meat’
by Terry Bisson
“They’re made out of meat.”
“Meat?”
“Meat. They’re made out of meat.”
“Meat?”
“There’s no doubt about it. We picked several from different parts of the planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, probed them all the way through. They’re completely meat.”
“That’s impossible. What about the radio signals? The messages to the stars.”
“They use the radio waves to talk, but the signals don’t come from them. The signals come from machines.”
“So who made the machines? That’s who we want to contact.”
“They made the machines. That’s what I’m trying to tell you. Meat made the machines.”
“That’s ridiculous. How can meat make a machine? You’re asking me to believe in sentient meat.”
“I’m not asking you, I’m telling you. These creatures are the only sentient race in the sector and they’re made out of meat.”
“Maybe they’re like the Orfolei. You know, a carbon-based intelligence that goes through a meat stage.”
“Nope. They’re born meat and they die meat. We studied them for several of their life spans, which didn’t take too long. Do you have any idea the life span of meat?”
“Spare me. Okay, maybe they’re only part meat. You know, like the Weddilei. A meat head with an electron plasma brain inside.”
“Nope. We thought of that, since they do have meat heads like the Weddilei. But I told you, we probed them. They’re meat all the way through.”
“No brain?”
“Oh, there is a brain all right. It’s just that the brain is made out of meat!”
“So… what does the thinking?”
“You’re not understanding, are you? The brain does the thinking. The meat.”
“Thinking meat! You’re asking me to believe in thinking meat!”
“Yes, thinking meat! Conscious meat! Loving meat. Dreaming meat. The meat is the whole deal! Are you getting the picture?”
“Omigod. You’re serious then. They’re made out of meat.”
“Finally, Yes. They are indeed made out meat. And they’ve been trying to get in touch with us for almost a hundred of their years.”
“So what does the meat have in mind?”
“First it wants to talk to us. Then I imagine it wants to explore the universe, contact other sentients, swap ideas and information. The usual.”
“We’re supposed to talk to meat?”
“That’s the idea. That’s the message they’re sending out by radio. ‘Hello. Anyone out there? Anyone home?’ That sort of thing.”
“They actually do talk, then. They use words, ideas, concepts?”
“Oh, yes. Except they do it with meat.”
“I thought you just told me they used radio.”
“They do, but what do you think is on the radio? Meat sounds. You know how when you slap or flap meat it makes a noise? They talk by flapping their meat at each other. They can even sing by squirting air through their meat.”
“Omigod. Singing meat. This is altogether too much. So what do you advise?”
“Officially or unofficially?”
“Both.”
“Officially, we are required to contact, welcome, and log in any and all sentient races or multibeings in the quadrant, without prejudice, fear, or favor. Unofficially, I advise that we erase the records and forget the whole thing.”
“I was hoping you would say that.”
“It seems harsh, but there is a limit. Do we really want to make contact with meat?”
“I agree one hundred percent. What’s there to say?” `Hello, meat. How’s it going?’ But will this work? How many planets are we dealing with here?”
“Just one. They can travel to other planets in special meat containers, but they can’t live on them. And being meat, they only travel through C space. Which limits them to the speed of light and makes the possibility of their ever making contact pretty slim. Infinitesimal, in fact.”
“So we just pretend there’s no one home in the universe.”
“That’s it.”
“Cruel. But you said it yourself, who wants to meet meat? And the ones who have been aboard our vessels, the ones you have probed? You’re sure they won’t remember?”
“They’ll be considered crackpots if they do. We went into their heads and smoothed out their meat so that we’re just a dream to them.”
“A dream to meat! How strangely appropriate, that we should be meat’s dream.”
“And we can mark this sector unoccupied.”
“Good. Agreed, officially and unofficially. Case closed. Any others? Anyone interesting on that side of the galaxy?”
“Yes, a rather shy but sweet hydrogen core cluster intelligence in a class nine star in G445 zone. Was in contact two galactic rotations ago, wants to be friendly again.”
“They always come around.”
“And why not? Imagine how unbearably, how unutterably cold the universe would be if one were all alone.”
Gossamer wings buzzing with appreciation.
Good one.
Very good
we got an Alien here and its called KRudd
http://www.twawki.wordpress.com
anyone wanna put him on a spaceship back to outer space before he ruins the country
Labour after your money wherever you may have it and despite the fact its already been taxed
http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2009/nov/08/tax-system-reform-weath-inequality?CMP=AFCYAH
Guido , I am sorry to change the subject , but I have to say this is ” alien ” to me !
From the Scotsman,
“Glasgow City Council confirmed that 6,065 people have now registered to vote in Thursday’s by-election, up from 2,419 in 2005.”
There is a rather important by election in Glasgow.
There was one in Glenrothes which had a huge number of postal votes and the register mysteriously vanished.
I would hate to think that this could be in anyway construed as ” banana republic” tactics.
Seriously though, how did this dim bulb ever get elected?
Surely this is a training exercise? Giving a speech that you did not write or prepare is a regular feature of presentation skills courses.
Oh hang on, he’s a Lib-Dem…..
There’s one in Blackpool,cos he’s straight.
Was John Redwood in the area at the time?
I hope the sick individual who pretends to be David Cameron’s dead child on here never experiences a similar tragedy in their own life. However they should bear the law of karma in mind.
He’s saner than you think
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZH9eZ60Jjrw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GcmoyUzTQo&feature=related
Ok, I’ll explain this UFO Business one last time, they, being the ruling elites are setting up a New World Order which, amongst other things means the end of the Nation state, in order to do this, they have to arrange for certain events all designed to put us into a Global thinking as opposed to thinking Nationally.
This is why practically every word that comes out of Gordons gob is the word ‘Global’ other things they have engineered are a GLOBAL credit crisis, Global warming, a Global pandemic and a Global war on Terror.
Now this UFO shit is exactly the same sort of Psyops against the Public mind, there is even a Vid of Reagan saying nothing would bring the world together more than if a UFO landed on the whitehouse Lawn.
There are even leaked Govy docs on this, Look at Project Blue beam.
One of the ideas was to project images of Mohamed and Jesus into the sky so we would all…………….well you get the idea.