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Lord Lamont told ITV News…
“I think the PM is just human and Ed Balls is a pretty irritating person”
What’s this about MPs expenses? Sir Ian Kennedy is going to overule Kelly?
who cares about expenses when Madines lurid fantasies about the B-clay Bros. are on show ?
Mad Nads says Kelly doesn’t know what he is talking about anyway so let that be an end to all this rubbish about her expenses and expenses in particular.
Doubts cast over expenses reforms
MPs would have to hand back second home profits under the plans
Proposed reforms of MPs’ expenses are in doubt after the head of the body charged with rewriting the rules said he might not implement them all.
THIS MPs are A FUCKING TOTAL BUNCH OF C.UNTS
THEY DO NOT GEDDIT – I DO NOT LIKE BEING RIPPED OFF BY THEM
YES WE NEED TO MOVE ON FROM EXPENSES SCANDAL
move on to you c,unts PAYING BACK THE DOSH HAVING your TIME in COURT, doing your TIME INSIDE
On a different subject, conservativehome is reporting that McUseless might go for a 26th March GE, so he doesn’t have to put a budget together.
I have to say it does sound like one of his more sensible ideas.
Yep the sooner he goes the better for us and for him.
March makes sense, the economy just out of recession and the tax hikes not yet fully kicked in as they would be in May.
Economy just out of recession? Is that the 2015 election you are talking about?
Dan’s the Man (as usual) over 6 months ago…
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/danielhannan/9839761/Gordon_Browns_proposals_would_make_matters_far_worse/
“I haven’t been really furious until now. The revelations of parliamentary abuses have left me feeling let down, disappointed and, in some cases, shocked. But I only started getting angry as I listened to the Prime Minister’s asinine claim that the way to clean up Parliament was to subject it to an external quango.”
RH
This rumour has been bouncing around “Westminster” for the past week and some people think it may be “the real deal” and that Brown may just actually go for it this time(under instruction from Lord “M”)
The unemployment stats for December will be steady,seasonal work etc – while the march ones will show a big rise in unemployment. He will just squeak the election out before they are published by March 26th
Ah, the return of yet another of labours favourite phrases.
‘ Cut and run’!!!
The establishment always wins. FACT.
That is so true.
French Revolution?
Vive la France!
Kennedy is a NuLabour Stooge. Are there no depths to which this government will not sink. Kennedy best pals with Campbell just about says it all. The whole thing is a farce and the sooner we get a GE and can vote as many of the trougher out the better.
The Toris and Liberls are no better. I would like to see a new party formed who are dedicated to wiping out the Westminster and european Gravy trains and put Britain first. The only way to stop their troughing is to vote the whole present lot OUT and replace with new uncontaminated blood.
Agree. When are the government going to set up a commitee to investigate the committee (independant of course) who are investigating the Kelly inquiry?
The real Dave Cameron
Thank fuck for that. I thought he was gonna transmogrify into Gordon McTwat.
Problem is of course that New Labour are in a win win situation. Had they done anything at all to address the greivances of the elctorate, they would looose the GED by a small margin.
The are dishonest and have no shame, not to mention selling our democracy to a foreign power. But they know that the more angry the electroate are with them, the more fragmented will be the vote in a GE. A vote spilt between UKIP, BNP and Indepdents. That, and a bit of imagination with the postal votes may very well get them elected.
Dishonesty and treachery rewarded will be my guess.
If Gordon was to drop dead today. Would cast iron Dave, William Hague, Tony Blair and Peter Mandelson all LIE and say what a jolly good fellow he was, or would they tell the truth that he was a stark raving bonkers useless chump?
And would the nation go into mourning or would a week of public celebrations be declared? and who would be the new PM?
I have the bunting ready
The street party is pre-booked
The airwaves are ready to be cleared for joyous and riotous celebration
Bonfires will be lit and colourful clothes taken out of cupboards
A spring in the step of the British people will be seen on every street corner
Even the hemline on skirts will go ever higher…mmmm
The one eyed mong drop dead? Jesus don’t get my hopes up like that.
Celebration time oh ho. Flags ready on new flagstaffs. Flashing Christmas light layout prepared showing
‘Ding dong the c*nt is dead
Which old c*nt?
McSnot the c*nt
Ding dong McSnot the c*nt is dead’.
I think I’d be celebrating.
Nice one Guido, but your reporters should also be asking Nulabour about their party’s shameful, treacherous past dealings with the Kremlin, as refered to in your list of “Seen elswhere. How the Kremlin hijacked the labour party.” Some of the people involved in this sleazy, disloyal episode are still holding positions of power.
If anyone has ever doubted that communism and marxism lies at the heart of labour philosphy, they should read this article and weep at the way labour kremlin stooges have tried to subvert the values of this country.
It explains a lot about their current mindset.
Read up about the Frankfurt School of leftist/marxist politicos, philosophers and psychologists and the malign influence they have exerted across Europe and the US in the last 80 years:
http://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/articles/MacDonald-WheatlandII.html
These scum should be put on trial for treason. To think that our agents were being eliminated by the russians during the same era that labour MPs and their union Komrades were sucking up to their commie heroes in moscow.
Communist goals already being accomplished as we speak..
Am I the only one trying to look up her skirt?
It’s more interesting than her face
I thought it was just me.
“Adding comments has been disabled for this video.”
Has she got knickers on?
My image enhancement software has sadly proved ineffective in determining this question.
Is Obama a twat?
For crying out loud let’s have a bit of decorum gents please!
Be interested in what’s in her mind and the valid points she makes about how communism has slowly and subtly penetrated society all all levels over the years. Not what’s up her skirt.
Note the sensible non-leering approach that goes on at Labourlist, for example.
But now you mention it…
I was waiting for her to take off her clothes – must have got the wrong end of the stick,so to speak…
Wrong website more like!
You know, I think I have had her. Was she not one of the Latin American birds at the old Capricorn club
She’s got the same sheet fof paper as Cameron had on the Tube yesterday. Oil Guido what’s going on.
She’s a woman, and she’s got a pair of legs. Anything unusual in that?
A very nice pair of legs it must be said. Well, she’s got a great body all round by the look at it. Yummy.
A hint of sexual jealousy in your tone, BC?
You must be joking?
Lots of randy old men,and some young ones,just goes to prove we still have spirit and a sense of humour despite all the shite going about just now
Come on luv. Fight communism and get yer honkers out.
Yep, the key points of the reform are apparently all dead in the water.
The three Party Leaders already signed up to Kelly in full and unreservedly so if they try this shit they can be blamed surely ?
They can and will just claim it was not their decision.
Well if you want to know the name of that Labour MP who revolted Nadine Dorries with his lurid fantasy you’ll just have to subscribe.
I’ll send you £5 not to tell me.
The horror
So, to repeat Guido’s question … ’60 million of us, 646 of them. Who’s going to win?’
As I said – stupid question, them, of course!
I don’t bloody believe it.
I think it’s disgusting the way that Gordon Brown tried to ‘stare out’ and intimidate that 14 year old girl who confronted him yesterday over the death of her father.
He really is a vile specimen.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1225740/Daughter-Garry-Newlove-emotional-confrontation-Gordon-Brown-sentences-murderers.html
He can’t take it when it’s dished out to him. He never has been able to…
Of course we are doing the very best for our service heroes…Yeah right!!
http://www.tidworthtrust.co.uk/
Has just closed down. This trust built up by a the father of someone I know assists people in the Tidworth area including many soldiers leaving the army after serving their country. This has now been lost to all and the reason for its closing is the loss of government funding…..Thanks to Labour and Gordon Brown.
The result also is that 17 people have been made redundant by the Head of the Trust. When he had done that he then made himself resundant as well.
This is an scandal !
And you have touched upon the crux of the matter – this has been brought up by Guido before and indeed do a google on GB and Apsergers and there are hundreds of results.
Look up Aspergers on Wikipedia and take 10 minutes to read it.
Then look at the D Mail article about the meeting Brown had with the daughter of a murdered father yesterday – everything fits.
Then watch yesterday’s Afghanistan speech – it fits
The evidence is colossal – the man leading this country is unfit to govern the local council Parks Committee,let alone a country.
Gordon Brown has a psychological inability to communicate with people – he has some form of condition which means he is unable to have any sort of empathy with anyone – he simply cannot speak with anyone in what would be termed normal conversation.
I know this may be an elephant in the room,but Brown shows so many classic signs of AS;
1.)lack basic elements of social interaction
2.)a lack of social or emotional reciprocity
3.)impaired nonverbal behaviors in areas such as eye contact, facial expression, posture, and gesture
4.)social awkwardness called “active but odd”
5.)hand movements such as flapping or twisting, and complex whole-body movements
6.)more likely to have sleep problems, including difficulty in falling asleep, frequent nocturnal awakenings, and early morning awakenings
How can this be allowed to happen – it must be the British psyche that allows it to happen – politeness and a bizarre deference to power.
Shame,cos this could be the best reason for Brown to be removed from power.
My eldest son has Aspergers and both myself and my wife commented on Brown being a possible sufferer as soon as he was made PM in 2007 and the intervening period has simply confirmed that view.
However some “Aspergers” (which is towards the “high end” of the spectrum for Autism and mainly but not exclusively affect males more than females)are hardly noticeable and prior to the 1980′s when Dr Lorna Wing and others were doing pioneeering work on diagnosis sufferers would have been classed as “shy”;”awkward”;”geeky” or “rude” etc. However a significant proportion of “Aspies”, those at the high end or extremely intelligent and on occasion just short of “savant”(my son actually has a PhD in political and international relations)and have photographic memories which can be coupled with obsessions regarding various topics.I know of one sufferer that had an interest in “vacuum cleaners” for example and could recite every model since they were manufactured. In certain areas such as those that require repetitive or mundane tasks – “Aspies” excel whereas others can occupy quite senior jobs within government departments in advisory roles etc.
However sufferers suffer from very high anxiety states and panic attacks which require medication etc and several, my son included, suffer depression self-harm or attempt suicide. They also have difficulty in social interaction and suffer bullying from a largely unsympathetic group of people within society.
On your final point that should not preclude anyone,Brown included from being PM but obviously in these days of 24/7 news and persoanlty cults it’s difficult for anyone suffering from Aspergers. Incidentally Einstein is thought to have been an Asperger.
I personally wish Labour to be voted out of office because of their policies and the way Brown has bankrupted us but as someone who has lived with Aspergers for over 25 years I can tell you that it is an affliction I would not wish on anyone Brown included,if he has it, nor their familes and neither would I use a possible medical condition against him or anyone.
Hopefully, the above is a more complete explanation than just looking it up on “Wikipaedia”
I sympathise – however your son has not been thrust – or thrust himself – into the position as PRIME Minister of a country.
This is a person taking decisions on behalf of 60M people – surely it cannot be right for this to happen?
fuck i think i’m an asburger. I wonder if his family and Sarah will set up a campaign to stop the cnut being extradicted to the William Hague for trials as the bag man for funding Blairs wars
I don’t wish to lower the tone of the conversation, but feel it important to point out that Lord Mandleson, on the other hand, suffers from Arseburglar’s Syndrome.
Perhaps the really sad thing is that the murder of Gary Newlove should not have happened.
Probably many of us will know of examples – some quite persistant and serious – of hooliganism and anti-social behaviour, which, when reported to the police, meet a response along the lines of “thanks for reporting it, but there’s nothing we can do”. I have several friends and aquaintances who had exactly that experience. No responsible adult can think of dealing with it themselves, for fear of an assault charge.
Both those things are wrong.
For a society to be civilised, and for people to respect each other, behavioral limits have to be taught. In the not-too-distant past, those limits could be taught by a responsible adult giving a misbahaving teenager a thick ear. There are no more “bobbies on the beat” so they can’t keep an avuncular eye on the local goings-on, or act to prevent someone going off the rails. Nowadays, they can only turn up after the event to mop up the bits – and deal with a much more serious outcome. Or arrest the responsible adult who tried to protect themselves or somebody else.
Where did we get it so horribly wrong?
Sarah, Sarah, wake up. That strange dream continued when I went back to sleep.
I returned to that airfield in the Wiltshire town I did not recognise where the plane marked with a strange blue eye with a red pupil had landed.
As the cargo doors opened, a conveyor belt came down and boxes were unloaded from the plane. They were all marked “Humanitarian Aid for the UK”, and they bore a flag that I did not recognise, with a black, red and green stripe.
Then all the boxes burst open and I saw men, women and children. Some were wearing military uniform, others wearing robes and Islamic dress. I saw a young couple in their wedding finery, I saw old men and women. Their clothes were all torn, burnt and bloodstained. Many had parts of their bodies missing. There were babies with no heads, men and women with missing limbs, heads and limbs with no torso. I could hardly look. Then another box came down the conveyor belt marked “Spare Parts”.
I could not look, and turned to the soldier next to me who wore thousands of medals and ribbons and said ” This isn’t a scene from Thriller”. He said to me “No, it’s a scene from Killer”.
Suddenly all these frightening figures rose into the air in a swirl of smoke and turned to me and stared at me with an angry expression on their faces. The soldiers turned their weapons towards me.
I said “I must go now”, and looked for my Prime Ministerial car, but could not find it. I turned round and started running. But the faster I tried to run, the more I was pulled back to the horrible scene, and the silence turned to wailing, moaning and crying which got louder and louder.
Go back to sleep darling, it’s only a silly dream.
Good, but not true.
We all know Gordon doesn’t sleep. Sarah told us so when she was holding his hand to introduce him to his Party. If you watch that bit again you can see her roll her eyes as she says it. The implication seems to be he is a messy, destructive robot.
cant wait fawkes hope as good as last weeks
I’ve subscribed with two different email address and I don’t receive the GUidogram
ME NEITHER
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/11/06/article-1225902-07116A77000005DC-34_468x579.jpg
Be prepared to puke some more….
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1225726/Emma-Thompson-tells-Exeter-University-students-Nick-Griffin-feel-comfortable-here.html
You bastard, Iv’e ruined my keyboard, and my breakfast
She’s got a nerve. Exeter is an ancient English Cathedral City, and who lives there is entirely their concern, and not the choice of some actress luvvy who probably lives in the best part of London, and has plenty of where with all. I’d call her speech reverse prejudice.
Exeter is hideously white.
Harlesden is hideously black.
That is true.
Exeter looks like Kingston upon Thames but with only white people.
Neat propaganda, reinforcing the brainwashing every time it’s repeated: promote as absolute truths that multiculturalism/globalisation is good and that Nick Griffin is the devil incarnate; at the same time stirring up as much personal anxiety and societal discord as possible.
There’s no point in listing all the evidence that should kill the conditioning stone dead. People get slapped in the face with it day after day yet still can’t grasp why they’re hurting.
I’ve always detested this wretched woman and this article has done nothing to redeem her in my eyes.
“The 22-year-old was unofficially ‘adopted’ by Miss Thompson in 2003. His father had died from Aids when he was just nine and his mother and sister were listed as missing during the 1994 Rwandan genocide.”
How typically African. We should bus in more African orphans by the shedload! Their culture is so much richer and more worthy than ours.
As thought there weren’t any needy ENGLISH children (black, white, striped or spotted) that could have done with a good? home with Ms Thomson! Same as Banana Boy – adopts two US kids. What is it with all these ‘do gooding’ Socialists – British kids not good enough?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1225878/Couple-flee-save-baby-social-workers-girl-17-told-clever-look-child.html
Next the Govt will be appointing the surviving relatives of Mengele to advise them on matters.
This country is becoming more sinister by the day.
Control Control Control
Do as we tell you,not as we do.
We tell you,you do.
I have just started looking at the whole issue of fostering from an economic perspective. A carer can earn over £1000 per week, virtually tax free. This is the basic allowance, topped up further by holiday pay, birthday and festival allowances. for example
http://www.surreycc.gov.uk/sccwebsite/sccwspages.nsf/LookupWebPagesByTITLE_RTF/Allowances+for+foster+carers?opendocument
There are then further allowances in relation to NH and pension. After this there are significant other benefits available, some means tested in relation to Respite care grant, Family income supp. household benefits package, homemaker’s scheme, free travel scheme, national fuel scheme- the list is endless, bit of a minefield.
It’s a career option, and one I would not personally wish to take.
What worries me is that large parts of the process are now administered by the third sector, which has all but developed a ‘market’ for carers who are in such short supply. I do not know at what level public funds are signed off, but in a situation which must be largely chaotic, fiscal abuse would be easy.
There is of course a ‘market’ too for new-borns. As kids get older they are proportionately less desired, particularly if male, however you can imagine the demand for brand new babies.
Just a thought
I certainly wouldn’t want to look up his kilt.
O/T has that iraq inquiry started yet ?
Not yet….
http://www.iraqinquiry.org.uk/about.aspx
I fear it will be another whitewash. The people on the inquiry are mostly sympathetic to the NUlabour establishment. Sir Laurence Freedman advised Blair in the run up to the Iraq war and Marting Gilbert described him and Bush as like “Churchill and Roosevelt.”
Will get mysteriously postponed until after the next election – whenever that might be!
Through your esteemed organ may I wish the following th every beat of luck on a great sporting week-end.
Firstly the England rugby union team against Australia
Secondly, boxer David Haye against the giant .
Surely I can’t be wrong again for fucks sake
Ho yes you can!!!!!!
As you are not real, this may just give us a fight dogs chance.
It gets worse and worse. Gordon is scorching the country to make life as difficult for an incoming Conservative government as possible.
http://conservativehome.blogs.com/torydiary/2009/01/the-most-danger.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/columnists/article-1225902/You-doomed-Mr-Brown-stop-dragging-too.html#ixzz0WA8GBSKJ
Peter Oborne showing up what a little shit we have for a PM. Shame it’s come way down the line before he realised. He was tantamount to praising this fucker not too long ago.
“Indeed, some historians now claim that it was the responsible economic management of Callaghan and Healey in the late 1970s, as much as the early policies of Margaret Thatcher and her Chancellor Geoffrey Howe, that put Britain on the path of economic recovery”
This comment shows how Labour despise Thatcher yet admire her by trying to rewrite history and get some of the glitter dust. The country was utterly screwed in 1979 , bankrupt and a jobs disaster are all due to Labour. They have done it again but this time in spades
I was there and saw it but we made the one error of leaving Labour destruction partly undone. DON’T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE AND WHEN IT COUNTS FINISH THEM OFF TOTALLY AND COMPLETLY THIS TIME OR YOU WILL LIVE TO REGRET IT
Then we can start to deal with the EU and what Labour have sneaked past us but only when this Labour monster is truly dead..
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/columnists/article-1225902/You-doomed-Mr-Brown-stop-dragging-too.html#ixzz0WBGQ6STA
I don’t see this as strange.
Broon is so deluded that he probably thinks he will win the next election.
March 26th?
http://conservativehome.blogs.com/thetorydiary/2009/11/cchq-gets-ready-for-march-26th-election.html
Cowards — so they won’t have to present a Budget…
They don’t want the voters to realise quite how bad things are…..
But the sooner this lot go the better.
The voters already know how bad things are! get the piano wire ready!
I’M SHOUTING AT THE SCREEN AGAIN, see what they’ve done. SHITES.
(I) (I) (I) (I) (I)
It means that instead of presenting a genuine honest budget based on reality, they can lie through their teeth, knowing that they will never have to put their “budget” into effect and leaving them able to claim how much better things would have been if they were elected.
Err…and we will believe them?
The BBC will at least pretend to; and they will of course broadcast the news to the whole country as usual.
At least this week a few things are more certain or have been totally confirmed in the voters mind.
David Cameron is a weak wimpy career politician.
M P’s are ignorant as well as being thieving scum.
Gordon Brown is a complete nutter.
And our soldiers must be a sandwich short of a picnic to find themselves risking their lives for bugger all.
Unless of course, If you are technically brain dead, just escaped from a time shift Bermuda Triangle or indeed newly returned the far flung regions of Pluto on an all expenses paid fact finding mission.
Our troops are not fighting and risking their lives, for bugger all, as you put it. They are fighting and dying so that global corporations can reap the benefits of a pacified Afghanistan.
“In 2002, the US Geological Survey published a list of more than 1000 deposits, mines, and occurrences in Afghanistan to confirm the country’s wealth of mineral and hydrocarbon resources. Among the minerals found in abundance are gold, copper, iron, mercury, lead, and rare metals such as cesium, lithium, niobium, and tantalum. Tantalum, which is also known as coltan, is a rare element essential in the manufacture of cell phones, computers, and digital cameras. Lithium is necessary for high-tech batteries, specialty glasses and ceramics, and for some high-performance metal alloys. Niobium is used in steel alloys.”
Still believe the democracy and saving us from terrorism bull?
I’ve been wondering what their real reason for fighting in Afghanistan was. Also, they fear the Taliban taking over the Pakistan nuclear weapon?
Ah… lithium for batteries eh?
So that’s going to keep 5 bellies Jackii Smith happy with her Rabbit in her sisters cupboard….
Funny how none of that seems to matters when you are dead!
Or they could just buy it from Bolivia. Without all the civil war difficulties, religious problems or the billions and billions required to pacify a country.
Bolivia holds key to electric car future
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7707847.stm
Conspiracy bollocks really wind me up. This government can’t even plan for next week, never mind the future.
So that’s just about the whole periodic table,no chance of us getting our greedy little hands on it
trust the new expenses wonk ? hes tones mate
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/6516741/Sir-Ian-Kennedy-the-man-reforming-MPs-expenses-is-Alastair-Campbells-friend.html
Haven’t we come perilously close to insurrection without this idiot wading in to tell us after all the flames, nothing much will change?
That’s unbelievable. So we’ve all been led around the houses, – by the nose! I knew as soon as ‘they’ said he would be independant that we couldn’t believe ‘them’. A Campbell is a detestable man, and anyone who ‘sticks’ to him must inevitably be detestable and untrustworthy too.
By the nose? I think some other apendage!
Good luck to Anthony Calvert. I for one would love to see Ed Balls dumped on his arse by the people of Morley and Outwood.
http://conservativehome.blogs.com/centreright/2009/11/will-we-all-be-up-for-ed-balls.html
Are you talking of Ed Balls, man of the people?
Brown doing what he loves best.Grandstanding at another G i’velostcount and spouting the usual old bollocks of stats,new global structuring and values.How is it, that in a modern society, this lunacy continues? Every day brings more evidence of the insanity that passes for democracy,and yet still the media’s reportage of events bears resemblance to the parable of the Emperors new clothes.Is it only us kiddies that see the nakedness in the court of power?Are they frightened to look openly at the full frontal figures that wave their collective genitals at us,in terror of the full truth of absurdity being reflected on them?
Half the population chooses to avert their eyes from the spectacle that performs daily on the stage of westminster,and yet poor ticket sales doesn’t dent the box office receipts that flow through the performers scripts.
Another day in the asylum,with no prospect of a release on compassionate grounds
This video should be on the No 10 website surely?
Has this man been cleared by the Independent Safeguarding Authority and did he complete a risk assessment to enable him to take all those children near that fast flowing river.
On another note altogether, does anyone know what happened to Dolly Draper’s psychotherapist status. I recall that the BACP were going to make a statement regarding his membership/fitness to practice six months ago ? Is there any news on this ?
you’ll have to wait. The Labour paid rapid response re-bummer group don’t work weekends. I’m sure they will give you a satisfactory and truthful answer once the council offices open again next week.
Actually, of course, there will never be another election. Gordon Brown has failed in his 50-days-to-save-the-world claim, so we perhaps have another 6 or 7 weeks to make our peace with the Universe!
Oh well, I’m not sure humanity is worth saving: I just hope the cockroaches manage to struggle on. (Of course, some of you may have seen the latest on climate science – the MIT Professor who has shown that CO2 is six times less effective a greenhouse gas than has been assumed in all the current, in any case very dodgy, computer models. I wonder if this will be discussed in Copenhagen??).
p.s. Or, by the BBC??
He isclearly a heretic and must be burned at the stake. In an environmentally friendly way of course.
“Of course, some of you may have seen the latest on climate science – the MIT Professor who has shown that CO2 is six times less effective a greenhouse gas..”
Link by any chance?
I presume this is Prof Richard Lindzen of MIT.
He co-authored a paper in the August 2009 edition of Geophysical Research Letters. See http://www.agu.org/pubs/crossref/2009/2009GL039628.shtml
The full paper is subscription only but this link will give you the gist of his position:
http://www.realclimate.org/index.php/archives/2006/02/richard-lindzens-hol-testimony/
Loads a money to be made out of carbon trading, I predict it will be the next big EEC scam after VAT and CAP.
We don’t do cars or widgets any more, so we’ve got to trade in something. I’ve got a stash of Monopoly money if anyone’s interested.
Is that you Gordon?
Isn’t Gore supposed to be the first Green (as in dollars) billionaire?
I hope he’s not a government advisor,he may get sacked,or perhaps we don’t get advice from America.
Rememberance Sunday tomorrow. Time for the Labour Quislings to put on their annual ‘I love Britain’ mask.
Perhaps Comrade Straw can lay a wreath of white feathers for all the conchies that refused to fight. After all, ‘They also served that did bugger all’
Milliwatt can lay a wreath for all those who fought to try and bring Communism to Poland and Eastern Europe.
Thanks for the reminder. Must get a wreath from the florist. Is that still ok on exces or do I have to put it down as stationary?
No problem, whatever, heard on the grapevine that expenses are GO! again now that John Lewis has been made chairman of the troughing investigation committee, free porno again….. WHoopee!
Probably better as stationery.
Wedding anniversary was it Sir?
We should be preparing a wreath for McSnot,not to be placed at the cenotaph but in Highgate next to his Marxist friend.
Perhaps Brown is so anxious to go to Copenhagen because it is a well known place for Russian dead letter boxes – he needs to get updated instructions from the Kremlin.
Who would have thought it…..the British Prime Minister being a spy.
Expect to see Broon wearing one of these at his next press conference. It would be to see him getting a metal spike stuck in his head.
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/106977/VIDEO-Hat-s-the-way-to-stay-happy/
Lets see the cameroons lose more voters to UKIP etc, when their moron leader actually endorses Julie.K for Bromsgrove.
Can he possibly get any worse. What a tosser.
I have my own lurid fantasies I’d like to revolt Nadine Dorries with.
YouTube…bit like writing a book about how all books should be burned, except his.
Peter Finch was a damn fine actor.
I thought he looked like an older version of Alan Duncan
If the EUSSR are not happy with the results of the next general election
will they demand another vote untill they get the result they want ?
I always believed things improved the more you did them, but there is always someone trying to break that maxim
Will it be as good as the previous ones?
Remind me why you are becoming exlusive with your Guidograms, Geedo
I smell a whiff of lucre in the distance…
A bit of exclusivity is good for the soul