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Lord Lamont told ITV News…
“I think the PM is just human and Ed Balls is a pretty irritating person”
I was kinda hoping it would be in English
oooh: ‘First’
blurryphotovision!
cool
EddieShahovision
No, that’s the smoke of the smoke and mirrors variety.
Come the next general election it will be time for Cameron to really clean things up. Get rid of all the corrupt MPs and tell the new intake + old ones the games up for good or else!
Yeah, right…
Is that a cast iron promise?
Its all smoke and mirrors, the trouble is we are bankrupt because of these knackers, telling the world we are out of recession, What a load of bull. What did they expect when they pumped 185 billion into the economy, Nothing? All it is is a sticking plaster on the DAM, They will reap the economic fallout in around March April. None of the underlying factors have been addressed. THE WAR.
Ali, I thought you died recently?
That was the Hackney Empire in 1958.
If Kelly will not hold them to account, then it is YET ANOTHER thing that we must do come the next election.
Time for a bloody good clear out!
A Parliamentary colonic irrigation.
CLEAR OUT THE SHIT!
Camerooon will not clean things up. So Long as our attention is drawn to Hermon von Broon he is happy.
So whose turn is it to shovel out the old nags in the not-so-stable stables?? Come to think of it, when they have all gone to the dogmeat factory what are we going to put in the stalls……..?
Guido’s all singing all dancing iblackberry smart phone takes shite pictures.
Fail
They get to keep the stolen money. Yet again crime pays for MPs
Well there’s a big fuckin’ surprise…
In other news, has anyone else seen the thing about Boris bravely chasing gangs of chavster females around London Town?
Hurray for Boris.
More postive news for the Tories in their mission to rid the UK of the scourge of incompetent Labour imbeciles that blight the land. The lady in question was even quoted as saying Ken would be fuck all use in a similar situation.
Boris 1 Chavettes 0
Boris 1 Ken 0
Tories 1 Labour 0
To be fair to thirsty Ken I seem to remember Dom Joly doing a spoof interview with Ken on a bridge pavement in London and setting up a mock fight/beating in the background to see how Ken would react.
I can’t recall the exact detail but Ken certainly didn’t shy away from intervening or pretend that he hadn’t notice. He didn’t know it was a set-up remember.
Kudos to Ken for that.
But nobody aaprt from me and a few dozen other will remember that. The news is all about Brave Boris – which can only be good for ridding the UK of pucillanimous Labour incompetents who would rather ride the wagon of pay, expenses, patronage and pension for another six months rather than ‘do the right thing’ and throw their scorched earth PM on the pyre.
Oiks,not chavs. Borris took an iron bar to them, cast iron dave would have given them a hug.
Yes. Well done, Boris. A poli who sets an example – of a positive kind!
And he has a sense of humour – Boris for PM!
Iron bar? Why wasn’t he arrested like any other Good Samaritan would have been?
Ironically, the lady he saved from the chavettes was a Lefty Tree Hugger!
I’m sure she’ll be suitably grateful…
Hurrah! Another happy ending.
Should I rejoice because Boris didn’t get his collar felt, or should I be upset that he got more favourable from Plod than you or I would have dine?
It’s all smoke ‘n mirrors
Init?
What’s a ‘Garuntee’ ?? Is it the noise an MP makes at the Taxpayers’ Trough ??
I think it’s when you garotte a BBC employee…
As any fule no, a garuntee is worthless unless it’s cast iron.
I always go for the copper bottomed guarantee.
@14. You are now redundant and surplus to requirements.
Kindly depart forthwith as all legal decisions are now taken on the Continent.
You can thank Gormless Brown and David Minibanana for signing the Lisbon Treaty.
The U-Boat commanders in WW2 sank 100,000′s tons of merchant shipping when the USA joined the war and wouldn’t switch the lights out on the coast.
Ships illuminated by the coastal lights were an easy target for the submarines.
The U-boat commanders referred to this as the ‘happy time.’
The many Labour trolls and rapid rebutters, enjoying the Lisbon gear change from Dave Cameron should enjoy this moment. The U-Boats lost so many subs the following year, when the Allies got their acts together, that they were withdrawn from the oceans.
Try and get your knight’s crosses in right now while the hunting is easy. Its PMQ’s in a minute and the glorious leader will probably fuck it up as usual. He seems already to have done a U-Turn on his position on the Kelly report. Heinrich Harman continues to undermine him, even now.
Not Draconian enough? I want to get all medievel on there ass.
What? Outside bogs and drafty castles?
Primeval is better. Its got the little blonde fitty in it from S Club.
I’d buy that for a dollar!
Bollox, pants, crap, shit, rubbish, cock sucking, felching, etc
Is this a modding test?
Success!
Can’t be, you have to put one word at a time or you won’t know which one got you slung out like(I)
No, really?
Get away – & there I was thinking justice would be done & the troughing fuckers would respect us.
Time for the Court of Public Opinion to choose the 10 worst troughers & execute them – leaving their turgid remains to fester in the open air at the Citys gate as a warning to all wanna-be troughers.
I’m game.
What, like this, from today’s Independent?
A man who kidnapped and raped five children, one of whom was left in the desert to die, has been sentenced to be beheaded and his body publicly crucified.
Muhammed Basheer al-Ramaly, 22, from the northern city of Hail, in Saudi Arabia, will be executed at noon today.
He will be beheaded by sword then his body tied to a wooden cross and his head stuck on a pole as a deterrent.
This is an aspect of Sharia that we should introduce.
If stealing from the public purse is included for this treatment there would be a lot of crosses and pikes outside parliament.
There are some aspects of Sharia law that you simply have to admire. And this is one of them.
Especially for hard-working familes.
Its the right thing to do.
It started in the USA
Bit tight on the poor Pole: can’t get away with so much now they’re in the EU
The best laugh I’ve had today but am now going to watch PMQ’s so Man on the @ 33 will probably lose out to the one eyed jaw dropper.
Harsh but fair
Nah, to be honest, I still prefer a nice cosy cell with a telly and playstation, with all the drugs I can muster, thanks all the same.
Too fucking good for him. They should crucify him first and then behead him.
He was stoned when he did it.
The Saudis did something simlar to a group of child killer and abusers a few years back.
Each one got 200 lashes and the death penalty (slow hanging) – all in public.
As they passed out during the lashing, buckets of water were poured on them to ensure that they enjoyed all 200 and the slow hang.
No mass execution either, one at a time so that the others could see what was coming.
Some parts of Sharia really do have their attractions.
That must have taken as long as an American football match. Any barbies in the carpark?
No. And the burkha-clad cheerleaders left a lot to the imagination too.
Why do these things never get on YouTube?
I’m sure they’re out there if you really want to look. You might have to brush up your arabic though.
Sounds like an episode of Eastenders.
Why is he being beheaded before crucifiction? What’s the point of crucifying a corpse?
Thoroughness.
just for fun
Call that an execution? Not even a mention of cutting his cock off and stuffing it in his mouth and then decapitating him.
And throwing shoes at his festering corpse
extracting the intestines and frying them in front of him
with appropriate seasoning
Talking of food, didn’t Chris Kelly present a food programme on BBC2 with Jilly Goolden?
Sura 5:33: “Those who wage war against God and His Messenger and strive to spread corruption in the land should be punished by death, crucifixion, the amputation of an alternate hand and foot or banishment from the land: a disgrace for them in this world, and then a terrible punishment in the Hereafter,
5.34 unless they repent before you overpower them: in that case bear in mind that God is forgiving and merciful.”
Look, I don’t make these rules.
Did you say ‘corruption’?
Oh, good.
Pour encourager les autres
From the BBC News website
But Eve Burt, who works for her husband the Conservative MP Alistair Burt, told the BBC any changes to staffing arrangements should only apply to new MPs – in line with pension changes in other professions.
She added: “There are only about 200 of us that currently work out of the 3,000 staff that they have in Parliament and it would be nice if we were allowed to keep our jobs until our spouses… leave Parliament.”
Parliament = Not real world
Bollocks.
She can stick it where the sun dont shine. Troughing cow.
I would imagine that 5 years will see out the careers of many troughing MP’s and their snivelling family members employed at public expense. In essence she’s got what she wanted!
Cow!
Are you still washing your hands?
It would have been “nice” if our so called leaders had not spents the past 20 years ripping off the tax payer. 200 family members and 600 odd MPs, hardly an uncommon fiddle was it?
It would nice if a few more than 200 of them worked – that make’s 2,800 idlers on her figures.
apologies for stupid apostrophe – no idea where it came from
actually the figures are 213 out of 2,600.
The report says:
“It is apparent therefore that not only do many MPs employ family members, but that a majority feel able to carry out their roles without doing so.”
“Family members are on average paid slightly more than other staff, and receive higher bonuses (averaging £1,830 in 2008-09 as opposed to £1,400 for other staff who received bonuses).”
“Such arrangements are at odds with good employment practice in the private and public sector. The Committee has heard evidence from a number of private sector practitioners to the effect that while
it may not be uncommon for members of the same family to be employed in an organisation, there would generally be concern if a line-management relationship existed between two people who had a
personal relationship.”
There’s still another round of this to go.
Just wait for all the troughing bastards to sign up their family members on employment contracts that have completely absurd notice periods and redundancy terms in them.
Then wait for all the employment tribunals following their “illegal” dismissals and see how much compensation they claim…..
FFS don’t give them any more ideas.
Kelly covers staff redundancy and recommends reducing the amounts
Mr Kelly does not understand employment law regarding redudundancy, If an employee is made redundant the job ceases to exist.
the job is for the existing M.P.? if they lose their seat the job DOES cease to exist? sounds ok to me.
ok the NEW M.P. needs staff but this is a new sutuation, no?
Why not volunteer, like all the out of work graduates that work for local authorities for no money. They do it for work experience. So why can they not do it for the good of their partners.
If slave labour is back for graduates why not for helpers.
Our Brave British Troops:
Misled by Blair
Underfunded by Brown
Ignored by Ainsworth
Murdered by Afghans
Five British Soldiers killed to-day in incident 3 from Grenadiers and 2 from Royal Military Police BBC reporting shot by “rogue” Afghan Police whilst in training compound at Helmand. If you can’t trust the Afghan Police we might as well start pulling out now – or we disarm all Afghan Police and Afghan Army personnel when in British Compounds which is totally impractical
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8341659.stm
The Afghan police feed terry taliban information so we had to make up some right mickey mouse bollocks for them sometimes and then send the pred drones to blow up the taliban who where sent to a vacant part of the desert.
It was funny the first few times and then slowly you realised the country has not got a hope in hell as nearly everyone one of the bastards are lying betraying scum.
I still maintain the Vlad the Impaler way of doing things will be the only way that country ever grows up.
A couple of thousand heads and bodies on wooden stakes for all to see is the only kind of thing the savages understand.
Vlad the Impaler was an absolute star in the lunatic stakes.
He got so bored of ‘just’ impaling people he started to have them done in concentric circles and fucking quasi crop-circle patterns just to introduce a bit of interest to proceedings.
Then he’d sit at a table in the middle of all this butchery and enjoy a meal.
Apparently they’d be impaled on nice sharp 20ft sticks lubricated with oil and some folk would stay alive for days like that.
That’s got to hurt.
He eventually suffered the same fate himself though.
It is a fitting alternative to lamp-posts and piano wires and we must not wholly discount the option.
According to old English legend,
If you hang someone upside down from their feet, then start to saw them in half, very very slowly, from the crotch, down through their abdomen and beyond the increased blood-loading in the brain (from their being upside down) keeps them conscious much longer to really enjoy their suffering.
Some people have still been conscious until the saw stated cutting through their breast-bone.
I reckon we could improve on that with modern technology. Just stick the fuckers in a fridge for a few hours to cool down their metabolism and further slow the loss of blood.
why not get them to read Mrs Dales blog and really torture the fuckers
It puts a song in your heart.
Specifically, this one:
‘The (Grace) Kelly Report‘.
D
Sir Christopher Kelly will clearly go the way of hero Dr David Kelly
Only ‘Draconian’ will do. A toxic combination of the expenses scandal and the growing realisation that the political class has finally sold us down the river to Brussels for all time, is leading to a total disenchantment with politics and the democratic process. The voter turnout next time. sadly, will reflect this.
I’m voting for Jedward.
I blame the voting public
Presumptuous bastards.
We can hope that the people will be so angry with them that they will turn out en masse to vote against them.
I am trying to persuade my family to vote for no candidate who has already stood for or ‘served’ in Parliament. What we need is a house full of completely independent members who have no tribal loyalties and will, therefore, grass up any others who are on the fiddle.
600 utter numpties would be better than the crooks we have now.
AMEN!!
the numbers confirm this.
22% of the electorate gave labour a 66 seat majority.
40% did not bother voting at all.
What will the current 60% who have been abandoned by the political class be able to achieve?
That is why they do not want many people to vote. They would rather the pissed off millions stayed home on election day, instead of VOTE THEIR ASSES OUT OF POWER!
“That is why they do not want many people to vote”
Not quite true, they seem to love postal votes. Can’t thik why.
We would be better served by 600 people of the Electoral Roll, if it is good enough for a jury then it is good enough for Parliament and it would at least be representative, you would get all shade of opinion and why not give them the same deal as all normal Civil Servants.
Nadine “Heather Mills” Dorris on R5 at the mo – thinks she’s been elected shop steward for MPs – curly tailed greed. Oink! Oink!
No fines. No criminal charges. No Good.
No Democracy. No Justice. No Quarter.
Keep me outtavit. I’m as clean as a Jock’s whistle.
They;v got away with it big time 5 years to sort it out what a joke!!!
PMQs Today. What’s the betting on McBoomanbust attacking Cameron over “Cast iron guarantees”?
After he’s wept his way through more tributes,of course.
He won’t because he can’t without the point being turned back on him immediately.
He fucking did!
Tributes to Simon Cowell you mean?
We should make a film following the lines of that famous series.
CARRY ON TROUGHING.
Followed by.
CARRY ON PLACATING.
Whitewash. No repayments, anything else is window dressing after the next election.
Ban expenses, the corruption hasn’t been erased. Nothing will change until after next June. It’s up to the voter to sort this gravy train mess out now.
Have you got any spare pitchforks? I lent mine out to a revolting peasant and he hasn’t returned it.
The government have removed all pitchforks and sent them to Afghanistan, as they have run out of kit money for our troops.
You shouldn’t place too much trust in the voters.
Already a fix, no doubt. But those that do not vote Labour will at least be demonstrating some protest, that is, when Labour allow them the chance to have a bloody chance to vote.
You really think anything will change in June? Best not hold your breath. The dark forces which hounded Elizabeth Filkin from her job still hold sway today. It makes not one jot of difference who wins the election. The gravy train runs on the circle line; no inconvenient buffers to get in the way.
Troughing MPs talk aboout a “bad system”. Nothing wrong with system, just dishonest MP’s (and Lords), and nothing is going to change any time soon, if ever.
I take from the poor and give to the rich!
I take from the poor and keep it
I take from the poor AND accept substantial damages from anyone at all.
I’ll shag whoever has the readies.
I collect all your money and cast it skywards towards heaven,Whatever god wants he keeps,that which falls back to earth I grab and keep
Is there going to be a ‘live’ posting commnets opportunity today?
Adonis lying for Gordon on DP.
Well we cannot trust the establishment to sort out the establishment, that is VERY clear.
It falls to us, the ignored, abused and ripped off electorate to make OUR feelings known at the next election.
Any vote for a “mainstream” candidate, of any of the current top three parties, is now a vote in favour of corruption and thievery and treason!
It is up to us to replace these thieving and corrupt and treasonous bastards.
Let us not fail in the task,
Tell everyone.
Correct.
Interesting Nadine Dorries is now pontificating on Kelly recommendations. What of her “second home”? And, of course, the employment of the daughter infringes every known code of good employment practice. All this means that honest Nadine is, of course, particularly well suited to comment. I’m surprised that Julie Kirkbride and Geoff Hoon are not on with her.
Still think you are living in a democracy?
Kelly has just stated that he expects MPs to “wife swap”, assuming they can prove they are best suited for job.
I suggest that we all respond to the job offer and when the job goes to one of the wives, we all sue them under the draconian employment legislation that forces employers to prove the reasons for selecting one candidate over another.
The costs of this action would scare the daylights out of them and go to show what terrible laws they have created in this area.
It will also stop them offering jobs for the girls…
What are Jilly Goolden’s thoughts on all this?