Guy News : Halloween Special
You could have seen this at the beginning of the weekend rather than the Monday after it, if only you had subscribed to the Guidogram…
The best surprise is towards the end…
How Mervyn King Lost Bank Battle War | WSJ
BBC Corporation Tax Horror Story | IEA
Sally Bercow Judgement in Full | Mr Justice Tugendhat
Commies Blame Capitalism For Terror Attack | The Commentator
Lord Black v Press Regulation | Guardian
Osborne’s Complacency | FT
DWP’s Welfare Failings | Isabel Hardman
Get Used to Coalitions | David Aaronovitch
Woolwich a Showcase in the Banality of Evil | Fraser Nelson
The Enemy Within | Max Hastings
Muslim Led Military-Style Free School Needed | Toby Young
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
………where’s the Domino’s £30 for £15 deal when you want it EHHHHHH????
Damn straight: all I’m getting now is offers of vaguely illicit pleasures with buxom cartoons.
Where’s that then?
I think it’s in Derbyshire.
I’m a bit concerned that Plod might be able to seize my hardware (ooooh matron) and charge me for perving over porn courtesy of the Playboy ads…..
Q: How do you ruin a party?
A: Make Gordon Brown the leader
Or put him in charge of supplying the drinks.
or having dinner with Bliar at Granita
hehe brilliant
Very good Very good
Can’t wait for the 5th of November, They reckon there is going to be fireworks. MP’s have deluded themselves into thinking that they know everything and have disbanded all scientific advice for a snap shot of public opinion from the Sun and Sunday Sport. Hilter found on Moon, So the Government have taken it upon themselves to send a rocket too the moon to meet him, The whole cabinet are going and taking Bliar with them. They have invited Elvis, as he was spotted on the anniversary of the opening of the M1. Which they now believe is a chocolate Cake. Well done the Political class of Knacker Government. Infact why don’t we have another WAR or something ??
I like the 7 incher, for collection only.
WE’VE HAD PIZZA HUT INSTEAD – thanks Guido – another stay-at-home-birthday ruined thanks to you!! (just kiddin’ <:0) ) cost I know I can feck off somewhere else if I don't like it here…..
fuck off ya prostitue yer gettin hee-haw bugger aw so jist forgeddit it okay?
Well done Guido – Guy News is great.
These things are a bit shit – not really worth signing up to.
Emily Nomates should go back to University – her crap student humour is tedious
Talking head is impressive though.
Everyone’s a critic these days. I think Emily is most attractive and doing sterling work – not sure why she ain’t go any mates but I guess it’s none of my business really.
shes not funny ….thats why
I don’t know about that, but I found this fucking hilarious. It’s that man Frankie Boyle again who made the original crack.
I’d get her juices flowing again
What? Crying with laughter?
Original crack Mrs Slocombe?
The talking head is easy, it is a piece of software called crazy talk that automatically syncs the sound with movement over an image.
It ain’t easy.
Just like pimping
Emily Nomates can be my mate any time
Emily’s got a mate here anytime, I’ll tell ya!
Nomates & Maitless good threesome (avec moi)
She looks like she may have had a stroke at some time.
Either that, or she’s been taking lessons in sneering from Huw Edwards
Better than rich and mark.
But that’s it, really.
If only Cameron had waited he could have had this from Plato for PMQ’s
Plato was APPALLED that Prf Nutt was summarily dismissed from his post as Chairman of the Advisory Council on the Misuse of Drugs.
Prf Nutt – MB, BChir, MA, DM, MRCP, FRCPsych, FMedSci has been sacked by a man who left school to become a postman.
“Prf Nutt – MB, BChir, MA, DM, MRCP, FRCPsych, FMedSci has been sacked by a man who left school to become a postman”
Nowt against posties but this just about sums up these Nu labour wasters perfectly. No ability, no qualifications , run bugger all and never worked a day in their lives yet can cause untold misery for millions who know better and far more than they ever will between them.
Education, education and education…
..will do you fuck all good when confronted by a pea-brained Labour government fuckwit.
It’s not even bullshit baffles brains. It’s pure idiocy baffles sanity.
I see toenails has already followed the government line with his opening sentence.
“The row between the “Nutty Professor” and the red-faced home secretary….”
He wants to be careful or he may get a kelly. In other words a double tap. It means Knacked or topped or done in, for the less well informed.
I mean for fu-k sake dont tell the world what is really going on as getting sacked will be the least of His worries.
deletions a-gogo on toenails’ blog. Without notice or trace – bbc twats
He’d run away fast if he was threatened with a Kirkcaldy kiss!
No, no that won’t happen.
Know if he had actually been privy to, and then open about the real reasons why cannabis and other drugs remain illegal, then that would/might be a different matter. Nut very likely does not have any cohesive idea why cannabis was ever made illegal in the first place, so he can not spill any illuminating beans.
Cannabis may, or may not be many things, but it it is not a weapon of mass destruction in the accepted meaning of the term. However it is an excellent method by which extremely large amounts of hard cash, are successfully transferred from us, to wherever and more importantly whoever the establishment wish to bribe and therefore corrupt. It is an example of a drug that has more benefits to the establishment being OFF the BOOKS then on them. When, or if this situation changes, the law will be changed before hand, or ASAP.
We may have the drugs laws we need, want or desire, or we may not. Likely not, but that is not the point. What is absolutely certain, we currently have the drugs laws that our establishment wish us to have. By the same reasoning, future drugs laws will be exactly what the establishment want them to be, at any given time or place.
We have never been given ANYTHING WHATSOEVER that our own establishment did not want us to have. If voting in elections ever had a serious chance of changing the established order of civilized mankind, democracy would never have seen the light of day, or indeed been invented in the first place. The only advantage democracy has for the common people is that truly brainwashed slaves like ourselves, require less whips, whipping posts, and Gulags. They also generally work, and die harder then the lesser mind controlled variety of glorified monkey. More carrots/Tescos, X-Factor, and football, and slightly less sticks/torture cells, death squads, and other jackboot in the face for eternity type stuff, you might say.
HOWEVER.
We might as well get used to the idea that in this our coming post democratic age, the sticks are going to be ever more visible, as the power of the controlled media continues to crumble.
BTW
Another important, but relatively minor reason why the establishment rather like there being around 4 million regular cannabis users in the UK, is this. There is now approximately 4 million people periodically too stoned to do anything over animated about their seemingly hopeless situation. Which is most likely, just as good for all concerned. No sense, no feeling, you might say.
I enjoyed your essay about friendship Mr Montaigne
Fuck off.
lol
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Better….
Very very nice, very nice
The NooooLieBore ‘government’ are scarier than any zombie or skeleton
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now look here you fucking cheeky c’unt: if you persist in constantly advertising your link here then you will have to make enquiries into the advertising rates this place commands.
comply.
thankyou.
Do as tat says, or yer’l get battered.
O/T following a previous comment on the last thread and given the fact that BA are about to kick off with strikes here is why they are in so much trouble.
I can choose the airline to fly with by my company and as such verify prices before I book. Just had to look at prices to Southern Africa and as normal found the following
BA Flight business class to Southern Africa regions £6400 direct from London Heathrow. This is a return ticket.
KLM flight from UK regional airport to Amsterdam then to Johnannesburg and the South African airways onwards to another country in the same region business class all the way £3800 (Slightly longer journey time and requires a stop over in Johannesburg for approx £150 quid in a 4*) So total around 4K return thus £2400 cheaper even with the hotel !
Its always the same with BA as it is commonly almost twice as expensive and still totally crap even on similar journeys as other airlines. This is why BA is going to go out of business and regular travellers never use it or use it as a last resort only.
And there’s a nasty culture from top to bottom of the airline. Management has shat on the staff for so long that they are sullen and resentful and take it out on the passengers. Last straw was Walsh offering to take a 10% cut in his £1 million plus pay packet if the gate staff, aircrew etc did the same thing. What about if the bastard took a 75% cut and converted the rest to profit-related?
If they don’t like it they can fuck off to Stelios or O’Leary.
What makes you think they could get jobs there, jgm2? They are damaged goods and Stelios, at least, is cutting back capacity.
BA and the BBC have a very cosy relation$hip invoving some of those at the top of the BBC tree and BA Execs
so if you want to find out what’s really going on with the strike you’ll need to go to Sky News ITV or C4 News
The Beeb have been caught trying to hush up BA stuff before
Do you not mean Aljazzera. It comes to something when you have to rely on a foreign journalist for part of the TRUTH. They did Knack Kelly and sack Greg Dyke for telling it though, the last time I looked. No wonder Politicians lie so much they are shit scared of telling it how it is. HA Ha
Emeye sex my dear boy, it is your little bunch of unaccountable bankster controlled assassins they fear the most.
Oh you knew that, did you?
Sorry, I will get my coat.
British Airways is a fuck of a sight better than it was 20 years ago. You can still get some decent, cheap flights provided you book far enough in advance. For example got to Hawaii last Christmas/New Year for about 550 quid return. LAX to Honolulu was American Airlines though – now there’s a shit airline.
Plus they’re a lot more generous with the booze than they used to be. No problem at all giving you several drinks while they’re passing rather than making you schlepp down the back for another.
Food not as good as some but better than others.
‘BA – not as shit as it used to be’. Maybe they should change to that slogan from ‘The Worlds Favourite Airline’.
They have been declining ever since they moved into a purpose-built headquarters, always a dangerous time for any organisation:
“A modern Scandinavian design, based on 6 basic shapes, the building is an architectural feat in that the desired and resulting effect works fundamentally on social engineering in the work place. The architect, Niels Torp, is a champion of humanist modern design, having designed Sweden’s SAS HQ with brilliant success. More a village than an office block…..”……thus encouraging staff to sever all connections with the real world.
RBS got one of those next to Edinburgh Airport. Fuck all use it did them either.
It always happens. Flash new HQ, then the company goes to shit.
Facking hell how much to go to South Africa? They should pay us to visit it never minding asking for that outrageous wad.
It’s £3800 return – £100 there and £3700 back.
Is the return fare so expensive coz I is Blick?
Yep. South Africa. Zimbabwe – The Sequel.
A bit like Star Wars. You wait 25 years and then they do the next episodes.
The £3800 is a repatriation insurance fee for illegals sneaking aboard without a visa
And why is BRITISH Airways going out of business??
BECAUSE THERE’S THE WORD B R I T I S H in its title…
As a child I remember BOAC when competition was on a relatively level playing field.
NOW, T H E R E I S N O P L A Y I N G F I E L D
BA, British Arrogance as it was known in the industry. No idea, or will, on how to run a low cost operation. Not exactly in vogue with today’s world. But you have a salient point – the word ‘ British ‘ has become a pariah. I wonder why……
How come they can afford to buy out Iberia?
They bought a whole peninsular? OMG!
If you are a BA sterwardess you probably have an even bigger arse than the average nurse
That’s National Bus arse.
…and does Emily contribute on here?
Is she
Nell?
Caesars Wife?
We should be told.
Beast of Clerkenwell? She’s too well spoken to be Mr Slater’s Parrot.
I would lol if she was master baiter
Or Tat.
You’re soooo modest about your prat parrot alter ego, Stilyagi.
Emily your public face? Say it ain’t so!
Emily is a fine young lady
Not a foul mouthed oaf such as myself.
Why she is hanging around that twat Fawkes is a mystery
I’m looking forward to the slasher/snuff movie – Guido’s Grand Guignol Gunpowder Gorefest.
An old lady came home from the church bring and buy sale quite pleased that she had managed to get an old oil lamp to replace the one she’d broken. Sitting it on the kitchen table she began to give the glass cover a good old clean when in a puff of smoke a little old man appeared.
“Fuck me!” she said “Who the hell are you?”
“I am the genie of the lamp and you now have three wishes.”
“Yeah right! Like I believe all that bollocks. OK if you’re a Genie then make me young again. Make me 21.”
There was a flash and the old lady felt very different and rushing over to the mirror she was overjoyed at seeing her young self looking back.
“Oh god this is marvelous. Ok Genie make me the richest girl in the country.”
Another puff of smoke and there on the table was a bank statement with her name on showing quite a ridiculous amount of money in the balance column.
“Right well for my last wish I’ve always wanted a really tight Hunt.”
And in a puff of smoke there stood Gordon Brown.
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Emily No-Mates is pretty hot.
Yes, so deliciously gamine, old boy.
And, of course, eminently shaggable.
i’m still drooling over her
Her mouth goes in funny directions when she talks. Not quite sure what to make of that.
Monty I think that might be a piss take of that girl on channel 4 news. I think she is doing it deliberatly.
You could have seen this at the beginning of the weekend rather than the Monday after it, if only you had subscribed to..
To what should I subscribe if I never want to see this 8 minute fart of nonsense.
Writing on the back of her hand in biro in place of using her memory?
Fantastic.
fuck off watson you could never pull a stunner like her in a million years with your jelly belly.
when was the last time you saw your cock or feet you fat fucker.
Have you seen him since he grew a beard? His face looks like piece of 70′s porn fanny, the сunt.
Yes I miss vintage porn
I fail to see the attraction of a minge that resembles Yul Bryners head with a slice down the middle
>You could have seen this at the beginning of the weekend rather than the >Monday after it, if only you had subscribed to the Guidogram…
How to farm emails……
Is there an un-subscribe option?
Not sure I quite get this. It comes out weekly so I get it weekly without subscribing…? what am I missing here? I do actually think its very good and quite unique for a blogsite but In saying that I really couldn’t give a fishes left tit whether I get it on a Friday or the following Monday to be honest.
Gordon Brown has announced how he is going to reduce the size of unemployment queues. He has asked all the jobseekers to stand closer together.
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I wouldn’t put it past this shitty government to try that one.
Nah you have to queue to get in the unemployment queue, first in “uni”, then in a “training” course, then perhaps some “sickness reward” finally you might go on the stats.
And had the take-a-ticket reels dosed with Swine ‘Flu.
What is ed balls on about prosecuting people who fraudently try and get there children into the best schools i thought under labour they were all the best !! or could it just be that he is trying to persecute parents for a sort of huse fraud when he and yvette have done so much flipping , is ed in the frame in kelly more than most ??
CW was touched by fraser nelsons (cw thinks his classic pm press questions on economy was inspired) benefit culture problem taking away freedom and dignity , RBS has just annouced 3500 job losses at retail branches whilst bounuses get paid . The ruin has made a high tech , light engineering economy that he said would power the world , when it appears he has achieved 3 million unemployed , stalinist eutopia . Short of creating more political jobs how do we get back to employment ?? the answer would appear not by borrowing more !! nor by buiding on greenfield sites or increasing population . I find it quite horryifying that everyone assumes it will be back to useual after this episode with state control in the form of compute your life is in the offing . The imbalances that the ruin has created will take some time to correct they are a symptom of labour wonk thinking not primarily the precession we were at 1,2 million when we were in the alledged golden time , when it was helping the unfortunate no one mentioned it was endemic then (and increasing due to building trades getting undercut).
Alas the ruin and his party has been lying for some time and procuring the socialist construct and creating millionaire elite cronies , making the rest of us debt fodder
But it is within the rules and there was no intention of any wrongdoing said Mr and Mrs Copper Bollox trying to explain why their own children’s arrangements are not just like this.
“What is ed balls on about prosecuting people who fraudently try and get there children into the best schools i thought under labour they were all the best !!”
I doubt your parents have anything to worry about.
If I was your mother Jimmy I would have had an abortion pretty sharpish.
It’s the only way to have one.
The Doctor says consume less salt, do more exercise and vote all the bastards out.
Listen to the Doctor.
Graduate unemployment soars 44% to highest rate for over a decade
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1224744/Graduate-unemployment-soars-44-cent-highest-rate-decade.html#ixzz0VjHVxza6
Another Labour fuck up crashes in flames.
Mmmm…
Rather fits in with Labour’s graduate unemployables.
I didn’t even finish my degree cause they told us it was pointless and no industry in this country left by the time it was completed, pack it in and save yourself from the debt, two years down the line and they where 120% right.
McDegrees for all, jobs for none!
Can’t see what the problem is, if you’re a recent graduate, still wet behind the ears, with no relevant experience in anything much … all you’ve got to do is get your Mum or Dad to give you a £28,000-a-year taxpayer-funded ‘job’ in the House of commons!
For advice on how best to perform this cunning stunt contact Nadine Dorries who’s now moved on from claiming a second home allowance to shafting the public with the help of her second daughter!
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/11/01/expenses-tory-nadine-dorries-gives-second-daughter-28k-job-in-her-office-115875-21787941/
I’d give them both a stiff dick if she is as good looking as her mum.
Go to your room Randy Teenager!
yes mum
The idiot ex postman has sacked Prof. Nutt for telling the truth. Just because it did not support a predetermined government policy. Why have expert advisory committees if they have decided, in advance, what they are going to do?
That’s the thing about posties. Great at deciding how many elastic bands a bunch of letters need ’round them but, er, not much good at science.
Has Gordon takne to wearing brown underpants? If not he really ought to as a preparation for all the SH-ONE-T that is going to fall onto his head in the coming months. “Never in the history of the nation has so much ordure/blame been laid on the head of one person.”
I want to seduce Emily.
So do I.
Perhaps a sonnet?
Regional schools poetry contest winner: Up for a shag love?…. that’s it.
I’ve had a whole relationship with her in my head already.
Gordon Brown goes to the doctors and says, “Doctor doctor, every time I look in the mirror I get aroused.” The doctor replies, “I’m not surprised…you’re a Hunt.”
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Gordon Brown goes to the doctors, who promptly twats him one, knocking him out. The doc then cuts Browns head off, and shits down his neck, before nimbly cutting Browns cock off and stuffing it up his arse. The end.
You’ve definitely got something there.
Is this based perchance on a witty remark once made by Oscar Wilde?
We may be lying the gutter but some of us are looking at the Stars…. BBC trailer for Strictly Come Dancing.
Dog of the year Guido!, Jacqui Smith surely, and anyway in a strictly canine contest Bo is first dog and topdog, no other pooch gets to fly in Airforce One.
Halloween Special:
Great punchline
Brown goes to the doctor with a frog on his head.
The asks him “What on earth is up with you?”
The frog replies “I have got this terrible pain in the arse”
Hey Guido,
about the slap happy chappie at the end of the GuidoGram. Could you change the face? Someone from Sinn Fein, or the SDLP, perhaps. Know what I mean? Cheap shot, mate.
May I suggest Jack”THE ENGLISH AS A RACE DO NOT DESERVE TO BE SAVED”Straw.
Does Guy News have anything about me hiring my daughter to further abuse the public purse?
SHHHH !!!!
Its ok they didn’t mention us so we are in the clear
Has Kelly looked yet at what the rules say about the second daughter allowance?
This has thrown up some interesting questions:
Is it within the spirit of the rules to flip between your first daughter and your second daughter?
Is it necessary to spend the majority of your time with the second daughter in order to claim the allowance?
Will it be a requirement that for future claims, any daughters must live more than 60 minutes travelling time apart?
… And will renting out a third daughter have any bearing on claiming the second daughter allowance?
I think you should consult the diaries of Alan Clarke with regard to flipping daughters
Sir Stuart Bell does indeed put me in mind of a Tesco ‘Value’ sausage that’s been badly reverse-engineered into its original pig. I’m talking the ones that are the cheapest cuts of pork: earholes, eyeholes and arseholes. It’s just a shame the bits haven’t been stuck back into quite their original positions.
Bell is a clag nut on the arsehair of politics. A vile individual, though fortunately racing at some pace into full senility.
I think what you’re referring to is more properly termed an ‘arse chestnut’ – a conker formed of a speck of shit that clings on to a bum hair.
According to my ViZ dictionary it is ‘Tag Nut’ or ‘Clinker’.
…and known in aussie sheep shearing circles as “dags”
Bellringer?
You appear to have an outdated edition, alas.
Willnots ! ‘Cos they will not drop off.
Now ‘Dangleberry’ is that a ‘tagnut’ or a ‘chalfont’ I can’t remember.
SO17, you really need to update your Magna Farta. A ‘chalfont’ means a distended, swollen and painful vein stuck up your arse – not so much a Stuart Bell; more like a Peter Mandelson. It’s cockney slang for ‘piles’ (Chalfont St. Giles).
Dangleberries n. winnets, excrement adhering to the arse cress around an inefficiently-wiped ringpiece.
Fartleberries, Toffee strings,bead curtains, Kling-ons,clinkers.
Roger Mellie,
Profanisaurus 2002.
The solution to your common problem is in the phrase
‘an inefficiently-wiped ringpiece’
education education education, my arse
He’s an incontinence pantie veteran right enough.
farmer giles = piles
me grandad taught me that one
KLINGONS
A bit like Gordon McMental
Its pure shit and refuses to go
What’s wrong with her gob? Has she had a stroke?
Oh, and I get the nomates/maitliss thing.
Another good one but how the hell do you get away with using a clip from Harry Potter? On mainstream TV that would be several hundred quid for a few miserable seconds (unless it’s a legit trailer for use only during a defined period) I like your style…
Guidoramus!
Mr Fawkes. In your ‘Seen Elsewhere’ colume I think I can answer the Telegraph Question: ‘Where are the Angry Eurosceptic Tories’?
-Well the answer is that they are on Conservative Home, mostly under the Bill Cash outpouring article. It’s a war zone.
Jusr read the comments on Conservative Home,I think our Dave is going to be working in a hung parliament,if not still in opposition the day after the GE that’s if we get one,I don’t think we can take another teflon tone with all the lies/spin and non policies.
I nearly vomited this afternoon when that criminal fraudster,the most repulsive piece of shit they call Gordon Brown appeared in the HoC – along with the other pieces of dog extrement he calls his cabinet.
Hang in there folks – he will either die of a heart attack (surely a dichotomy there!),kill himself one Thursday evening when he knows he won’t get his way with the British people,be bumped off (surely better to allow him to be totally beaten to death in the election?) or simply be carried out of Downing St in a strait jacket.
And the Johnson nothing – what a laugh that arsehole is!
Never have such a bunch of utter nothings ruined so much in 12 yrs.
I baggsy my place outside Downing St when that piece of crap is driven out for the final time.
Brown you are finished.
It’s taken a while, and some may query the effort, but at long last the Right has found its Sion Simon.
I quite liked the bit at the end where you got slapped though.
Slion Slimon
The BBC carries a quote from GB on Afghanistan “PM urges Afghan corruption effort” can’t he provide advice in the light of all the expenses scandal or do we need to improve our corrupt practices further?
We’ve exported our expertise in the field to the Turks and Caicos islands where the local government was deemed to be not quite corrupt enough. Or something.
Apparently the Uk government is going to restore “principles of good governance and sound financial management in the Turks and Caicos Islands.”
Ahahahahahahahaha. Ha.
It gets better (worse). The UK Labour government of occupation has suspended the T&C constitution and suspended rights to jury trial.
http://blogcritics.org/politics/article/uk-takes-turks-and-caicos-citizens/
In an update made to the UK parliament this month, Chris Bryant, the Labour Government and Foreign & Commonwealth Office Minister, announced, “The Order also suspends the constitutional right to trial by jury in the Turks and Caicos Islands …”
British Turks and Caicos governor, Gordon Wetherell also declared, “The constitutional right to trial by jury is also suspended with immediate effect.”
Wow.
Just a little practice for the ‘big one’ in May/June 2010 perhaps.
Apparently he offered his congratulations to Karai on his victory. Its the kind of unopposed victory he appreciates.
In the land (s’) of the corrupt the one eyed man is King.
Gordon ?
and Mandlebum as Queen.
David Wilshire sez:
In his email response to subsequent correspondence, which he said had included death threats, Mr Wilshire wrote: “The witch-hunt against MPs in general will undermine democracy.
“It will weaken Parliament – handing yet more power to governments. Branding a whole group of people as undesirables led to Hitler’s gas chambers.”
But in a later statement, Mr Wilshire said: “In a reply to very unpleasant e-mails from about half a dozen people… I did refer to the Holocaust. I was not seeking to equate what is happening to MPs with the Holocaust.
“I was simply warning that history teaches that the sentiments expressed in such e-mails can lead to horrendous consequences.
“So, if anyone finds my response to these emails inappropriate I apologise unreservedly. The last thing I want to do is upset anyone.
“However, all these e-mails assumed a newspaper’s untested allegations were proof of guilt.
“Amongst the unpleasant things said were that I should immediately be taken out and strung up from a lamp post, that the sender was coming to shoot me and that most MPs were corrupt and ought to be disposed of.”
“Amongst the unpleasant things said were that I should immediately be taken out and strung up from a lamp post, that the sender was coming to shoot me and that most MPs were corrupt and ought to be disposed of.”
Some people may say that. I couldn’t possibly comment.
I’ll say it then.
I will comment, under the circumstances we are faced with… the greater good must take precedence. What kind of titbrain equates the Holocaust with people trying to get back the money they have been fiddling?. But lets be civilised about this… firing squad and optional blindfold will suffice.
The closer analogy would be the evil government of the day scape-goating a wealthy finance-related minority as the cause of all the countries problems.
And then having the state media outlets pillorying them at every opportunity. And increasing their taxes. And urging that they be ‘tried in the court of public opinion’ until folk get goaded enough to smash up their homes and private property.
There’s the more accurate comparison.
Yes, I think I get your point, but they certainly don’t do themselves any favour with such ridiculous outpourings.
Oh, did I forget? Starting a completely unnecessary war with a foreign power with which they had no conceivable grievance?
Oh, and raiding opposition MPs offices and firing/silencing critics? Did I forget that too?
Oh, and disarming the population. For their own safety obviously. Gosh.
Now be fair
Whats wrong with a good garroting?
I dont want my lamp posts damaged
a nice wire ligature slowly twisted, fuck all that kindly hanging crap
and make the fucker sit on hot charcoal as it happens, castrate him, gouge out his eyes then scalp him and drench him in acid
Then crucify him
I may be harsh , but Im fair
You old softie!
Scotland Yard should be alerted.
The Nazis had emails?
The bastards.
Yeah. But we cracked ‘em all.
Tories attacking Prof Nutt and his confederates. What the hell are they about?! Thought at first it was Grayling going a-wall again, but it seems the whole party are in accord with the spooky Alan Johnson. Unbelievable!
I guess they don’t want to lose the Daily Mail vote.
It’s a one party State, two sides of the same coin. They are politicians, get what your are given and just shut up.
a-wall? Wossat?
Savour the incompetence, misdirection, self-serving lies and utter idiocy….
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8338955.stm
Utter fucking jackasses.
Nu Liebour – making headless chickens look like the Guards Trooping the Colour.
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If true, then well Dave you truly are Blair 2.0
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/6488240/David-Cameron-to-tell-voters-no-vote-on-Lisbon-Treaty.html
“The Tory party leader’s admission, which could come as early as Tuesday, will bring accusations that he has broken clear promises to grant a popular vote on the treaty.
Mr Cameron gave voters an “iron-clad” promise in 2007 that a Conservative government would hold a popular vote on Lisbon. ”
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There’s no point having a referendum if the treaty has already been ratified.
The priority is to get rid of this bloody Labour govt who sold out on Lisbon, imposed multi-culti by stealth, created a vast feral underclass of benefit-sponging chavs, and is busy putting us in so much debt that we will be in penury for decades to come.
And vote in a Conservative government who got us in this mess first.
Sweded will soon be the first European country to adopt sharia law and have a govt composed mainly of muslims. The PC obsessed, pathetic, cowardly Swedes have let millions of hostile muslims into their country who rob and rape with impugnity. The Swedes, far from cracking down on this behaviour, make increasing concessions to the muslims who are now gaining more and more political power.
The Swedes are giving their country away to an alien culture.
You got a cold?
Brown continues to offer solutions
Johnson admits to “mistakes”over immigration
Cameron renages on referendum
Top bomb disposal expert killed in Afghanistan
Karzai rules
Bercow puts the lid on flipping enquiry
Wilshire likens his treatment to holocaust
Shop steward Bell threatens industrial action
Dorries puts daughter on payroll
Islamic terrorist walks free after caught with memory stick containing full bomb making instructions
Man kicked to death in Sutton on halloween
Just another day in Britain
You know what you have to do.It won’t be pretty.It won’t be palatable.And it will involve sacrifice,but you and your childrens future depend on your actions at the next election.Think very carefully before casting your vote and remember,
Ever get the feeling you’ve been had?
Yes. Every time I see Tony Bliar smiling and every time I watch Gormless Brown gurning.
The smart money is on Prime Minister Kai Rooney Taking office in The 2044 General election.
Tomorrow’s Express front page: 40% of Britain’s homes are paid for by the taxpayer through housing benefit. It cost over £17 billion last year.
This country is a joke and if the Tories don’t slash so-called welfare benefits spending then we will be ruined within 2 years or less.
They could start by slashing the welfare benefit for the Banks they wasted keeping these thieving Bonus hungry shits afloat.
A somewhat larger sum than £17 Billion
Fuck off and get a job you snivelling communist turd.
TBH there are a few areas which need looking at – a few sqillion here and there might keep the wolf prowling just outside, from the door. MP’s and Lords is one, troughing bankers (Tarquin and Essex Gary) is another, benefits, asylum claims/immigration, NHS.
Basically anything that costs over say £5M a year has to be a target.
Stop moaning. You live in a wonderful multi-cultural paradise. You should celebrate all this diversity not complain about it!
While we’re all celebrating diversity, Gordon Brown says we should also celebrate the open and fair democratic process that has returned President Karsai in Afghanistan and for which British soldiers are dying in ever greater numbers.
Gordon says President Karsai’s great victory proves that all those lives lost were worth it.
My decision not to contest the forthcoming election was made in order to avoid bringing further violence to a land already scarred by years of strife.The tribal loyalties and alliances that exist there make free and fair campaigning next to impossible.Straying into the wrong area can be very dangerous. Added to this,the rampant electoral fraud and vote rigging,cast serious doubt on the veracity of the result.So it is with regret that i withdraw from the Glasgow North East by election
The West got their stooge in. Viva democracy.
Yeah, and Gordon said he had abolished boom and bust. He said all the economic problems started in America but did nt Northern Rock go belly up before the USA ??????
Gordon and his apologists and the 400 self-serving, incompetent, jackass Labour MPs supporting his reign of idiocy are a shower of corrupt, bare-faced liars and idiots.
Their sole goal is to stumble over the finish line of the general election whilst cynically claiming that their reckless, idiotic economic policy is actually well-thought through and sustainable. Their sole motivation for that is so that when Cameron inherits an utterly fucked UK economy and has to take the genuinely tough decisions that their stupid, socialism indoctrinated children will be able to bang on – to a new gneration of voters – how the evil Tories increased taxes and interest rates and ‘slashed’ public spending.
Just like their idiot apologists do to Margaret Thatcher even today. Because you see, in the real world, Margaret Thatcher actually inherited an equally fucked economy equally on the brink of bank**pcy. But the way the socialist bastards tell it she fired all the miners just for a laugh and hiked taxes and interest rates just for a laugh and defferred capital investment for the sheer hell of it.
Cameron will be getting the same treatment.
Utter fucking bastards. I hope they rot in hell.
jgm2: – I enjoy your posts, but get a feeling you are not at one with the ruling classes. Well, if I could be so bold as to offer advice: I’ve been there, and given up. I only have one life, so I emigrated with my family to Australia. Best move I ever made. Think about it. It isn’t going to change.
good one fawkes , keep the bird she better looking
The discriminatory blog known as Order Order has finally realised that the under representation of women has left it in an untenable position,and has striven to bring the modern equality legislation into the workplace.
Next target,freddie flintoff’s big boys night out.
Just suppose you were oppressed by a corrupt,unelected,undemocratic,nopotistic regime,backed up by foreign troops walking down your street,pointing heavy weaponry at your wife and kids,and raining death from above by trigger happy,hollywood inspired Arnie wannabees,how long would it be before you took up arms to kill in any way possible,those who represented the posturing clowns that attempt to impose their way of “democracy” on you?
OT
My mind is now polluted by the knowledge that Wayne Rooney has called his kid ‘Kai Wayne Rooney’.
For fucks sake. Kai Ro. Is he like fucking Beckham naming kids after the last place he shagged his missus or is it some kind of homage to an American College sorority.
Fucking Kai. That’ll be number two bys name in 2010 then. After fucking Mohammed.
Wot’s wrong wiv Kai,dad?
If the thick scouse fucker couldnt kick a ball in the right direction it would be Giro Rooney
Wouldn’t there then be an ‘Up the Dirtbox Beckham’?
Once Wayne and Coleen sort the spelling out it will be OK.
Whatever name Wayne decides to give his son (huh ! just look at the cacophony of names in the present premiership) I will not be surprised if he does not get down quickly to teaching those essential dribbling skills – shortly followed how to “play the dummy”.
Sir Stuart really is an odious little so and so isn’t he. Forced redundancies: employment tribunals are public, and the Member is the employer. So bring it on!
What’s Emily’s real name? I’d love to rip that shit up.
Who is this partly shaven chimp?
Mass resignations now expected at some point over Postman Johnson’s Luddism.
He’s definitely bitten off more than he can chew by straying into the realms of hard science when his primary function is to bluster Party Spin like a ruddy cheeked twat.
Scientists vs Labour UK Government
Hmmmm let me guess?
Stories planted in the main stream press telling of:
* Scientists high on “illegal” drugs dissecting cute little puppies.
* Scientists found abusing expense claims! Shock horror
* Scientology “scientists” …..
* Top Scientists say that the Tories made them do it
* Scientists linked to Al al-Qaeda groups
* Scientists found having sex! Shock horror
* Scientists found cheating on their partners
* Hero boyfriend kicked to death by Halloween Hero boyfriend kicked to death by Scientists
* Scientists ban poppies: ‘We can’t favour one charity above others’ says Scientist
etc…
Add your ideas below.
Well Sally you didn’t have to wait long
3rd November 2009
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1224858/Yes-scientists-good-But-country-run-arrogant-gods-certainty-truly-hell-earth.html
“The row between the Government and its scientific advisers blazes on like an out-of-control forest fire.
It began with that difficult customer Professor David Nutt, who was chairman of the Advisory Council on the Misuse of Drugs. He told the Home Office that alcohol and tobacco were more dangerous than the banned substance cannabis, and horse-riding was more of a risk to your health than ecstasy.
But he was not content simply to give advice, of course. What he appeared to want to do was to dictate to the Government, and when it refused to acknowledge his infallibility, Professor Nutt started to break ranks and to denounce the country’s law on drugs”
Ah, but the government don’t get huge tax revenues from Cannabis like they do from alcohol and tobacco.
WHAT? Don’t tell Darling.
Interesting theory that labour goverment needs 4 million cannabis smokers to hold onto power and not be othered to vote or too paranoid to go to the polling station .
However Alan Johnson appears to ave et is hat “maladroit” , interesting choice of words from the champagne borg , made a mistake ! CW thinks just the one Alan , such modesty ! But being as advisors are miffed CW thinks Alan should try being a bus driver when a stoned and gaunt individual , mumbles his destination , produces coinage then sits the seat behind you and has a mobile conversation on how he forgot the milk for the flat , no need for neuroscientific in depth study , just decide if hes fit to drive a forklift , and if he cant why treat it as innocent recreation ? Mind you the first maiden commons speech whilst stoned would be interesting .
mr speaker “the member for ***”
stoned mp “Thankyou mr speaker , your loverly , you are , really really nice , i would give you my last galaxy bar . I will progress despite feeling hungry .I cant move my arms , but ime flying .
the other theory that you need recreational drugs just to feel happy in Labours britain is all too lib dem for me , Huhnes attack on Johnson was fierce yet its the lib dems who are keen on Amsterdam type idea , CW was with the Indy campaign until I realised , allowing legal drugs did not stop illegal drugs , although tax revenue could help in medical treatment , but given some smokers literally go mental on skunk and some dont, it became clear that some people would become damaged , and then you think why should we do this .
Dave mulls over if Bill Cash is angry or just upset , Bill is probebly more upset wiith the ruin for renaging , however being as kevin maguire thinks Eurosceptics are swivelle eyed old nutters , and david Aronovitch is doing his best to find a split , Dave may well be carefull as plenty of money is pouring into the pro europe cause . The new intake of mps may well not have much understanding of why Eurosceptics feel like we do , a debate and referendum would require a decison , and those who over worry about loss of markets give us all the willies . CW thinks hold on with 60 million popualtion in this country wouldnt it be a loss for the EU . the immigration aspect is truly alarming and the lack of accounting /vanity projects . The fundamental aspects what lisbon means are important , because the EU has made some mistakes and we can and should be protected from mistakes .
The libs naturally want the fight to ensew , but they would happily drink a spitoon if they thought it was european law . A eurosceptic free conservative party would be like a marxist free labour party , and cease to mean anything .
I am eurosceptic because i think it is the right structure for the future and at least a failsafe if the Eu continues on its socialist journey , my position is reasoned and not outdated .
Darling up tommorow , to try and not make it obvious that hes about to throw a load of money away , what will be the catch word this time , last time it was “we are investing” mmm howabout “this isnt myopic its mitosis of the debt”
on a seperate issue IIRC our favorite befuddled lawyer was the “project sponsor” of c-nomis, critised today by the audit committee. At the time she was accused of an unhealthy relationship with EDS the major supplier (private eye), and that there are suggestions she ignored warnings by the civil servant in charge that it was undeliverable as suggested by EDS (computer weekly IIRC). He was subsequently forced into early retirement. It wa due for delivery in 2006 not 2012
Gordon says:
On the recent controversy over Andrew Marr asking him if he was taking medication he said he was not bothered by it but added: “I’ve been honest about it. I really dislike the trivialisation of politics.”
On the subject of entertainment the PM talked of his preference for ITV’s X Factor over the BBC’s Strictly Come Dancing.
He said: “[Simon] Cowell accused me of wavering in my support for The X Factor, but I haven’t. I’m an X Factor fan, and Peter Mandelson looks after Strictly Come Dancing.”
Is there a Peerage on the cards for Cowell, then? Wouldn’t surprise me.
Confirmed then, the world is going mad.