November 1st, 2009

Quote of the Day

Peter Mandelson joked

‘If Tony and Gordon were stranded on a desert island surrounded by sharks, Tony would charm the sharks to carry him to safety. Gordon would sit there raging “Who sent the sharks?”’


10 Comments

  1. 1
    Anon says:

    “Who sent the sharks?”
    Answer – Mandelson!

  2. 2
    Frank says:

    I rather think that many are and always have been immune to the charms of T. Blair.

  3. 3
    Terrible But True says:

    And this is what runs the country?

    Explains so much.

    • 4
      Terrible But True says:

      ps: Oh, on the sharks front, I think any assistance proffered to one of their own is less due to charm and more simple ‘professional courtesy’.

  4. 6
    NotaSheep says:

    I liked this extract from the same article “Mr Brown’s supporters said he views Foreign Secretary David Miliband as ‘lightweight’, Home Secretary Alan Johnson as ‘lacklustre’, Deputy Labour leader Harriet Harman as ‘a disaster’ and his protege, Schools Secretary Ed Balls, as ‘too aggressive’.” I think that that is the first time I have agreed with Gordon Brown’s analysis of anything.

  5. 7
    Dixie Dean says:

    Gordon would be safe. Sharks won’t eat anything that looks ” funny”

  6. 9
    Stepney says:

    ‘If Tony and Gordon were stranded on a desert island surrounded by sharks…”

    There’d be parties in the streets, marching bands, bunting and an all pervading sense of a job fucking well done.



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