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Nigel Farage hits the nail on the head:
“This olive oil ban was virgin on the ridiculous.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
It was good the first time too. Well done Guido.
window-lickers welcome
You are tolerated not welcomed.
You worthless fucking waste of space.
Fuck me backwards, you’re a brave troll aren’t you.
Crawl back inside your mother’s fetid womb before I kick you back there.
Next time you get pissed, stay away from the internet ok Hunt?
Hey,, relax fellow, it’s all good. Go outside, pick some flowers, kiss a girl. LIVE man LIVE. Let go of all the RAaGE aand HAETE inside you and just vote for me
Nick Clegg. Liberal Democrat Priminister in waiting. Change.
Filthy coldblooded labour stooge.
He’s left this on to show what a mental, fucked up hoon you are.
BTW the way, the nurse said you need your food mashing in future, you know, due to the biting of your tongue and the foaming of your mouth.
Behave now, or we’ll put you back in that jacket with no arms, and you know what a bad effect that has on your love life.
The above is of course addressed to that mental jock piss head, S’pedo Shorts et al.
Ok Guy.
Could somebody explain what a window licker is.
I have been out of the UK for a long time.
The answer, you are a window licker,Nick, will not help.
Forget it, I looked it up.
You mean the troon from Hoon, Miss Baiter and one of the funniest people here, Charlie boy.
Oh how I laughed when he told everybody that he is cool!
I think it is a smeary reference to a severely mentally disabled person…
in the way that thirteen year olds with two digit IQs and limited imaginations used to use the word ‘spastic’ in school playgrounds. I may be wrong though…. Other than that I suppose it could be some arcane sexual reference I know not of. In which case, doubtless, someone will put me right.
window-lickers welcome but don’t mention Lisbon as per Andy Coulson’s instructions
Westminster shaggy dog story, eh, Guido?
Think I can bear to wait till Monday for even such tantalising titillation. Anyway, everybody already knows that the sickest joke in that genre is the Lib/Lab/Cons’ piss-take on a Lisbon/EU referendum.
Wikipedia: “a shaggy dog story is an extremely long-winded tale featuring extensive narration of typically irrelevant incidents, usually resulting in a pointless or absurd punchline.”
Your loss, not mine.
What’s your definition of a window-licker, Mr F? Somebody outside your Westminster village?
To be fair, it’s usually somebody inside the Westminster village
haloween is Haram
haram is Halloween.
Pagans and devil worshippers
Yeah well that’s what we do here, respect it or fuck off.
fawkes you a star , loved the 1st one
My dear chattering classes, you haven’t figured it out have you?
You prattle about, point the finger and yet do NOTHING!
Oh so fucking brave of you to post comments on a blog. Fuck me, the lords and masters must be shitting themselves.
By all means try and unhinge this crappy system with your talk, but take note… the fifth of November will soon be upon us.
Stop your inane rhetoric and take ACTION!
You want change, fucking well get off your arses, step away from the computer and do something.
If you fail to do that you are nothing more than hand-wringing, bleeding heart tosspots.
I dare you! I dare you to stand up and be counted!
How will we recognise you? Will you be holding a sparkler?
I’m going in an inflatable sumo wrestler oufit and a motorcycle helmet.
You won’t recognise me. I’m already there.
Oh, the old ‘stand up and be counted’ bollocks. (Posted as a comment on a blog indeed). I assume you are standing up and being counted. What does that mean, exactly? Do tell, as then we could all do it and really make a difference. What’s this ‘action’? This ‘something’? (Bearing in mind that you’re ‘talking’ to a miniscule percentage of the population. And that you’re a total bellend).
Exactly Dark Blog. If nobody read political blogs then noboidy woid be interested in mcbride and the allowances scam by mp’s. or the utter takeover of our country bt traitors. Guy maketh the news but it can’t stop the act of betrayal in the first instance by our mp’s and traitorous servants.
No Guido-no comment
As opposed to your case , the old sit down and dont bother let someone else do all the work cos x factors on and i wanna see cole titties and have sa moke of weed and a good piss up before getting bummed by an inexpensive rent boy from round the chippy bollocks?
Things like freedom and democracy not of any interest to people like you who just follow the herd.
As you were i dont want to disturb your stupor.
Derek Draper = twat
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not a fan then ?
its funny because its true
is that a extra sub or do we re-register?
Ka-Ching!
PR stunts in the courts with Mad Nads to distract from her troughing aren’t free you know
i want them all hung , labour tory lib dem and the minor partys , i wanna know if i have to register again ?
Hanged, shurely.
Being hung will only make the Size Queens jealous.
Ahh, semantics. Bound to get the uneducated elite flapping!
For all the size queens out there i’m sure the flapping is integral to the whole experience.
Public Relations is my knowledge
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cheers fawkes , keep it up ( the blog )
So brave, yet so lacking in sexual maturity.
Come back when you’ve finished puberty Dolly.
Oh, and by the way, Kate’s latest spawn isn’t yours. Trust me on that.
That’s what I use as a chat up line
Vote for Milipede as EU Foreign Minister.
only if gordon does
O/t see jaqui “two homes” assulted a bbc reporter
heres a link
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8335045.stm
Fawkes you like the money stuff? this is a con
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1224222/Flight-taxes-hiked-bail-banks-Its-environment-says-Darling.html
dales got a good piece on te polish row
For heaven’s sake can’t you two just get a room?
fuck you brown
fuck you blair
fuck you harman
fuck you straw
fuck all of you hoons
FUCK YOU LABOUR
Well done. You can use the word “fuck”.
Would you like a gold star?
If you put as much effort into doing something pro-active against this bunch of incompetent muppets, I might, just maybe have some respect for you.
I find it funny that people get brave when they sit behind a computer screen.
I dare you to walk up to your MP and say that to their face. In public.
Go on, I dare you to do it for real.
fuck off ‘Blog all you like. Words mean fuck all without action! says:’
Totally agree, Blog all you like, but you have to get enough people aware and angry enough for real action to take place. Up to now all information has come via the MSN filter – what difference blogs like this one will have on the 10% of the population who always get things done remains to be seen. I understand your frustration, though.
“I dare you to walk up to your MP and say that to their face. In public.”
I have no idea where to find my MP. , but I dare say, if politicians find the courage to go door to door canavasing come the election, there will be many people, myself included doing just that.
However, in the past twelve years or so no one has ever called on me to canvas my vote, and I doubt, given the acknowledged mood of the electorate, that isn’t going to change anytime soon.
Guido,
You’ve been supplanted by Brown:
http://www.ripongazette.co.uk/ripon/Effigy-of-Gordon-Brown-to.5778381.jp
CW is intrigued by sheer number of mp commontaers backing different possible presidential candidates . I cant comment as to do so would say that i think Uk electorate can fair better under one prez than another .Whole thing makes no sense to me , I think we can run our own country , but weve been over all those fundamentals that dont seem to mean anything . Lets see how it pans out . The more I read about D Milliband story the more I think he should make an appology , either he was stupid in making such a storm for a single MEP or somehow thought a tory smear could be deployed by a cabinet minister on TV .
being as I post supporting some green thinking , I am suspicious of our money being used for “climate change” when the useual outcome is funds finding there way into unclear or murky projects . Labours chief man lord stern is a case in point , he published his broad brush scary report when all the movie themes were out , what does he do but attack meat production . You do need a bit of science to grip the slippery subject , given that some companies have been caught having black ops in lobbying wild theories and some now think its propoganda delivery machine for the NWO . CW thinks its too an important subject , the 2oC pledge is pretty meaningless , because this does not explain what consequential events occure at 2oC rise , the climate modellers have some pretty massive computer power , but it still remains that they may include modelling equations that dont occure and ommit ones that do. The thought of the NWO relying on a computer model to dicate the politics just about sums these nutters up , they have dreams about a superintelligence ruling our lives .
Global warming is about big long term changes in the way the earth shifts the solar energy that falls on it, around .There is little disputing that such changes will affect things from sea level to weather patterns , and the resultant abilities to farm and fish . Deep sea currents weaken = nutrients to feed fish lessen , snow line rises rivers that feed huge populations have less constant flows and become more seasonal . these are diffciulties that require carefull resource use and planning for those countries affected . The real diaster is if the warming trips other functions into the sometimes called venus scenario and the planet begins to behave like a pressure cooker , but it hasnt so far in its natural history so you might not worry .
Global warming is not the same thing as pollution , which isnt talked about , pollution is more about the effects on life than the effects of temperature . We are literally eating what we are dumping , so even if you do think global warming is NWO proganda , it should be no reason not to want a greener society based on clean water, air and soils . Even better Cw green thinking does not need pointless carbon trading and unifying global governments , because with pollution they invariably damage there own country first , so no handouts needed , they just kill themselves off down to population that live short life spans blighted by problems of reproduction due to continual uptake of enviromental toxciity , in the fish , in the water ,in the crops and air when the soils are blown about .
if any current world government thinks a handout is going to help they are dreaming , they have to look out for there own patch , thats real green thinking .
Thanks CW. I’m really scared that folk fall for this con. It’s about command and control plus tax and vat.
How they talk about pollution and use DU weapons, sell luxury car plants to indians
Mankind’s thermal output needs to be regarded as a form of pollution.
Cities have their own (warmer) climate due to the amount of heat produced.
Heat pollution is probably far more significant than any effect of CO2 levels.
Think of the amount of heat produced as a waste product by millions of cars and millions of air conditioning units.
Why don’t we just apologise for being here, and then fuck off to Mars or summat?
The politicians have discovered emotional blackmail.
Making people feel guilty is an extremely good way of manipulating the masses.
We ride bikes and are taxed to extinction; they fly aroiund the world ignoring their own propaganda, (they know it’s crap), and living like kings on our money.
They are laughing at us for being so gullible.
Meanwhile Grinning Gordon, the dribbling mental defective is promising to waste billions of pounds handing it over to the ‘developing world as a bribe to make them sign upto the global warming scam.
He is signing the UK to pay billions of pounds for the next decade, money the taxpayer will have to find from somewhere, McBust will be gone in a few months but his legacy of crippling national debt will remain to haunt us for decades to come!
Who the fuck do these eurotrash scumbags think they are?
Still never mind eh? I am sure the taxpayer doesnt mind buying third world despots off with Mercs and beemers and Swiss accounts, Indian nuclear subs and aircraft carriers etc, I am sure the taxpayer will be able to bask in the warm glow of the political classes collective ego.
So in addition to the hundreds of billions in debt repayments we are now going to hand over tens of billions in bribe money for years to come on the basis of a giant fraud, the global warming fraud of the century making a few rich people richer and the rest of us poorer.
the truth………..
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1224222/Flight-taxes-hiked-bail-banks-Its-environment-says-Darling.html
Err, no – it’s the Daily Mail actually.
I see the Czech republic is not convinced by Gordon’s offer of Posh Dosh . It is, after all destined to fall into the hands of the most corrupt governments on Earth.
The self-styled leaders will graciously accept the money from the EU; use it to belch out even more smoke; siphon off wads into their personal bank accounts – and then complain that the West is preventing their home markets from developing by creating inbuilt anomalies in their home “economies”.
We can not trust even our own politicians yet.
You think the curve does not get steeper the farther from Sweden you get?
Need a laugh ?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/oct/30/tony-mcnulty-i-did-not-fiddle-expenses
Speaking to the folks I laughingly call friends, the consenus with them is that they still don’t get it. How fucking stupid have you got to be not to “get it”?
To fiddle your expenses and get caught is foolish. NOT to fiddle your expenses and still get caught is idiotic.
Don’t you prefer an honest thief to a plausible liar?
You can take a real step and vote for Me Nick Clegg. I never did nothing wrong on expenses and neither did my party. You want change vote Lib Dem in 2010. Thank you.
I DONT LICK WINDOWS !
I lick Windows!
I Only Lick Columns !
I’ve just been grabbed by the ghoulies.
I bet that put the willies up you.
A ‘shagging the dog story’ not Prescott again. He just cant leave em alone.
£1000 damages to Nadine plus £2,500 in costs to Mr Blaney. Tell us Guido does this mean that damages were piddling or that the costs were excessive?
This was yesterdays news. Move on and get a life FFS.
Its not always about the money… stupid!
It is for lefties it seems. They’re obsessed with it.
Mr Fawkes, I like your Guidogram in as much as it’s shaping up to be a sort of British version of Fox News ie, giving a perspective on events that doesn’t quite chime in with the Left/Liberal consensus that has stifled so much debate in this country regarding all the important issues, both social and fiscal. Keep it up, and I hope it goes from strength to strength as it challenges the smug, settled views of so many of our political elite.
Yes, much like Littlejohn’s show on Sky News did before they canned it 5 years ago. I guess that was their equivalent of Glenn Beck. Comparing this to Fox News is a bit of an insult though IMO.
10 points for whoever identifies which game the halloween guidogram background was chopped from.
HINT
Guido spends his spare time in Cyrodiil.
Two questions for all you Guidists:
1. Does Diddy Dave Milliwatt speak any language other than English?
2. Do you prefer ‘Millipede’ as a nickname, because he is a little creeping thing, or ‘Milliwatt’ because he is very low-powered?
I have given myself an injury watching horse racing . Brown is a sanctimonious tit.
Gordon is making things a lot more expensive in Europe for us. XD
Nice Halloween video, G. Specially liked Emily Nomates and the MPs with their dogs.