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Bill Gross, the world’s biggest bond investor says…
“I would vote Labour. Favouring employment versus the financial markets is a decent policy; certainly not beneficial for the currency or the gilt market but beneficial for the people,”
-Gilts (Mar)
As of 26 Feb 2010
Flat – No Positions
As of 23 Feb 2010 +30.81%
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Not in the pub this week then?
Yep
Whilst we’re waiting, today’s good news.
Curry kills cancer.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8328377.stm
Don’t hold your breath Road Hog – next week it’ll the “major cause of cancer”.
Orwell would be so proud – I’m no longer fooled – at least, I try not to be!
“Victory” vindaloo anyone?
Vin and aglio the portuguese for wine and garlic. Vindaloo comes from the old Portuguese colony of Goa. Very few people get cancer in Goa.
The malaria usually gets them first. Or the dysentry.
Thanks for the correction Phil.
Hat tip!
I’m a learned expert on that classic English dish – the curry.
“Vin and aglio the portuguese for wine and garlic.”
apologies pedantry but
Vinho and alho are the Portuguese words you were seeking, the rest is fine.
Packet of cigs and a Lamb Jalfrezi every day leads to a long and happy life :)
“Packet of cigs and a Lamb Jalfrezi every day leads to a long and happy life…”
Halal-ujah!
Oops, ciggies are haaram, so no 72 Virgins after all!
Hallelujah! I must be about the healthiest goddamn man alive…
Someone tell me that Sauvignon Blanc holds the secret of eternal youth and my life is complete.
Incidentally, Guido, many thanks for the better class of advertisements today: yesterday it was the ontological dualism of half-price pizzas rucking it out with tailored diet plans; today a phalanx of scantily-clad uber-foxtresses in ‘Girls of the Playboy Mansion’…
I think you’ll find it’s a good Bordeaux
Absinth makes the heart grow longer
Absinthe made my mate Fat Ads have to enjoy the in-patient facilities of a delightful health care facility in Prague after a difference of opinion with a Russian bouncer went tragically awry.
We could learn a thing or two from the healthcare provision over there. Bed to himself, clean ward, didn’t pick up any life-threatening infections…
Good news for a change. I am in India getting trained up again and having curry twice a day. It’s a little bonus that I didn’t expect.
That reminds me. I must send a thank you to the government for giving me and all the other guys here all the unpaid leave to come and reskill here.
Remembered it was Wednesday all day.
Well done Guidiot the Oaf!
says Brain of Britain. LOL
Can you please IP ban this twat Guido?
He has nothing of any value to add to your site.
He ramps up the hit rate even more than titfer tat
Praise indeed!
We need to keep the tosser online to see what a bunch of idiots the Labour Party attracts.
I wonder if our Mr Bater is not in fact Guido playing devils advocate
You see that cardboard box getting damp under blackfriars bridge?
That’s your house, that is.
Coo coo Master Baiter,
can I have a reply to my last comment about hypocrisy and the Divine.
You can find it on the last thread, easily!
Please do not let me down!
I am depending upon you.
Love ONH
Ps: please post it here to avoid confusion.
No, dimwit.
Wenesday?
fuck…
Does that mean it’s Thursday tomorrow?
I’d get a second opinion on that.
Tory Bear has video of the key moment.
http://www.torybear.com/2009/10/video-did-dave-tell-gordon-to-foff.html
Sadly he was telling Brown to “get off”. I reckon it would be a vote winner if one day he called Brown a wanker.
Do I need a tv licence for this?
No, iplayer works fine without a TV licence.
Don’t need a TVlicense at all lad. Tell them to eff off if they come to or. Get into the habit of not answering the question ‘Is it Mr Delboy?’ – ‘who are you?’ then tell them to get lost without either confirming or denying it.
Par je suis a Strasbourg
This is the correct procedure for handling BBC enforcers.
Ah haaaaaaa!
Now we have the Proceeds of Crime act at our disposal we can search your home for a television.
Resistance is futile.
YOU will fund the BBC.
If the television is used for watching DVDs and not receiving a broadcast signal you can fuck off.
Phil I’m afraid you’re wrong for once: IF it IS capable of receiving a broadcast it needs a licence. You also need a licence to watch tv on thy pooter. Facists.
Noted.
Oh bugger!
I have a huge pile of threatening letters from the TV licensing lot and look forward to them coming round when I shall just tell them to phuq off as I don’t have a TV, I have told them that as well but they still send the sodding letters, have been doing so for nearly 3 years, daft bastards.
In Stoke your ‘pooter’ is your arse.
Dack: I expect “they” will even require you to have a licence to watch TV on that!
Anyway – the BBC tax is illegal under EU Rules relating to State Aid, so I wouldn’t bother paying it anyway if I were you. You are in effect breaching EU State Aid rules if you pay the BBC tax.
I won’t.
Ever.
you’ll not get in my house matey – now fuck off
Don’t think you can, no. Like demons and Lord Mandelson you cannot enter uninvited.
Yes you will need one. Of course you could not bother and if you get caught just claim its only a techincal error. You are a liebour minister aren’t you?
To watch live TV on a computer you need a licence. To watch shows delayed and not watched live i.e I Player you dont need a TV licence.
Tried for a few years to get them to tell me if i needed a licence to watch live tv streamed on the internet from another country.
Dont think they know the answer or arent prepared to say.
For as long as the UK remain parts of the benighted EU, you don’t need to pay the BBC tax to watch any television broadcasts. If you have a TV licence, you are conniving in a breach of EU rules relating to State Aid. In order to avoid any chance of wrongdoing on your part, I would suggest you stop paying the BBC tax.
The BBC tax is illegal as the law currently stands.
no chance expenses will come up.
the Times highlights the growing revolt against the changes with Kelly ue to report. One of their claims is:
“MPs from all sides queued up to claim the measures would create a “Parliament of the rich”.
Funny, I thought it already was a parliament of the rich…..
Yep. Expenses have created a parliament of the rich.
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Didn’t that gal do well on Toady this morning? Y’kno – the bit about the TA.
She never let that Tory Toff finish a sentence without butting in, – a credit to her Noo_Lie_Bore Schooling for pig ignorant Wimmin ‘n Gals.
Mr. Prezza of Scott, a Noo_Lie_Bore Illumination
I or-wayz like gobby wimmin. Strengthens the tongue, lips and jaws for you-kno-wot!! Hey!!!
See that bird wiv the big tits? Phwoooooorrr!!! I could fill my mouth there.
Anyone gotta pie? . . . pasty? . . . . . sandwich? . . . . . anything?
Uh-oh, he’s reading a list of numbers again instead of answering the f’in question. And he just said “it’s the right thing to do..”
Jeez…
Has Jackie piled on another couple of stone since last week ? No doubt courtesy of us taxpayers… BIG trougher !
I hardly recognised her. Perhaps I should polish my telescopic sight…
A euphamism?
Saw Tessa, the wife of convicted Berlusconi lover, chief of the Olympic fiasco peeping out behind the gorgon in PMQs, looking as if butter wouldn’t melt in her mouth.
Nah, just zoom out a bit to get the full picture.
I think I now feel sorry for old Richard Timpney.The dog has gone further
to the dogs.
From today Mrs.Fivebellies is relaunched as Mrs.Sixbellies.
And what an ugly bastard Tessa Jowell is!
Ugliness personified – and looking cross the whole front bench,was it just me that thought they looked like the worst bunch of third raters that could assembled under one roof.
They all looked so bloody drained of any energy or reason for living – perhaps similar to being in the body of a cow?
Perhaps Brown announced to them this morning that he is going to recommend Aintworthit to be his successor (clever strategy as Bob is the only one who is so very obviously worse than Brown himself).
The temptress in all her glory…
http://preview.tinyurl.com/n979q2
Bugger.
Try this instead -
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_h7CJteTPowo/SfK6_LNACpI/AAAAAAAAKE8/vsZA2DEu4eE/s400/jacqui+smith+and+richard.jpg
Dave Komodo, lizard lips, flicking tongue and stupendous comb over has straightened his parting, it’s now as wide in places as the M4.
Hahaha
So that’s a good reason for voting Labour?
tosser
The zig zag one week and straight the next week parting is emblematic of the Conservitudes’ policies.
It’s all over the place.
Unlike “u-turn” Brown
Zig a zig a zig
Oy oy oy
Zig a
Oy
Zag a
Oy
What a bloody parting!
Oy oy oy
At least he isn’t a fucking ginger.
If voters start judging on appearance (as you have) then your hero is well and f*cked isn’t he?
I give you 3/10- must try harder.
Mandeleson has a nice full head of hair.
Brown has a nice full head of hair.
Dave Komodo, lizard lips, flicking tongue and stupendous comb over, now with reinstated but very wide straight parting, has a head full of hair spray.
Slap heads lose elections.
Hague anyone?
They say men who are bald at the front are sexy and that men who are bald at the rear are intelligent. So we can confidently say that Brown in neither.
If you think that anyone other than his missus (and the jury’s out on that one) would vote for Brown then you are a tosser alright.
Full of pasties, pizzas and pies
How very ,very, dull, as ever.
says the Oscar Wilde of the blogosphere.
Tessa J looked like she was high or something. Weird stuff going on on that Labour front bench. I ask you would you offer any of them a job – silly question.
Well we all know what Mandelson and Brown have in common.
Nudge nudge, wink wink.
You see that small globule of snot on the end of Gordon Brown’s finger?
That’s your planet, that is.
Surprised snotball is still there, he’s usually eaten it by Question 2.
You can criticize Cameron, but his hair is very presentable MB.
VERY serious faces on the Labour Thug Party front bench and no poppy for Harman – obviously below her to have to pay for a poppy.
Straw neither.
PMqs so far – Brown “We are right, you are wrong, so there!” – what a pathetic bunch of excuses for politicians.
Manhater-Harperson’s missing poppy – strange, don’t we usually end up paying???
She decide it was too risky to put the cost on her expenses just now…
There was some woman newsreader on BBC1 last night who wore a red/white/black heavily-patterned blouse with her poppy carefully mounted on a red patch so it was virtually invisible. Doesn’t want to ‘offend’ some minority or other, I imagine. Wear your poppy with pride, Bitch!
She wears a butterfly instead. Probably a diamond butterfly.
No dear – it’s ‘elf ‘n safety innit?
Might encourage kids to partake of poppy or poppy products
If MPs aren’t allowed to employ their wives anymore, does this mean Yvette Cooper’s going to get the sack?
Ohh yes please . . . I’d like to get her on the sack
Am I ill?
You wouldn’t like it, believe me. There are too many sharp bony bits that stick into you and the fireman’s outfit is bloody hot, I don’t know how Ed stands it.
She already has one. It goes neatly over her head don’t you know…
Her burkha you mean?
“Millions with chronic illnesses ’should be checked for signs of depression’
Millions of patients with chronic illnesses should be checked for signs of depression, a Government watchdog has recommended.”
(DT)
Incapacity Benefits cheats should be checked for depression. To see if they really have it.
This piss poor government has given me fucking depression.
So why aren’t they knocking on the door of No.10?
don’t think Dave is landing any punches, really. George Osborne looks so lightweight.
Conservitudes offer no policies on growth
Would they withdraw stimulus measures now?
Is the Conservitude leader for or against QE (quantitative easing) apparently he is now in favour?
Brown just refuses to answer questions and makes up stats. He is such a fucking liar. Bloody Speaker should make him answer the question put to him.
(and you’re a Hoon, by the by..)
Are you going to pay for it, or expect us?
Growth? The fucking country is in freefall. The only realistic policy should be on stopping the mad spending of the criminals in government.
Come on tosser, how will Labour stop the slide? Print even more money so that we can pay our taxes by the wheelbarrow.
Simpleton,
The Conservitudes’ ‘leader’ in his press conference yesterday admitted he is in favour of QE (quantitative easing) continuing.
Because it is the right thing to do.
Hahahaha
No he didn’t.
tosser
Oh yes he did, simpleton.
No he didn’t. Prove it tosser
No, simpleton, he (the Conservitudes’ ‘leader’) said QE (quantitaitve easing) should continue.
Hahaha
Again. Proof?
Use Google, heard of it?
Keep digging simpleton.
Hahahaha
You want me to attempt to prove your lies with Google? Tosser.
But it’s true, because it’s the right thing to do.
Keep digging, simpleton, alternatively, look it up.
Hahaha
And there really is a Santa Claus. Shergar is a alive and well and is being cared for by Lord Lucan. The Pope is a muslim. The Labour Party will win the next general election. All of these things have been found on Google by the Master Bator although curiously he loses the links.
Phil, I don’t know why you bother to argue with MB, just ignore him, he writes a load of repetitive dogmative drivel.
Given that QE is not decided upon by politicians but rather by the Bank of England as part of its “independent” management of monetary policy, isn’t this debate somewhat pointless.
QE can not be carried out unless the Treasury agrees to it.
Oh and the Conservitudes are in favour of it continuing.
Hahaha
Well, exactly my point fuckwit, QE don’t happen unless the bank of England decides that it will.
Sure, the Treasury could override the Governor but that ain’t ever going to happen.
The Treasury issues the paper, the BoE buys it.
That’s QE.
Ok?
Thereby proving you are wrong yet again MB (imbecile). What happens if the BoE in a fit of common sense refuses to purchase the Treasury Paper?
MB – you are an imbecile. Why do you insist on having to prove it time and time again to the whole world?
Ok here’s some help.
The Treasury issues paper the BoE doesn’t buy it.
That’s not QE.
The Treasury doesn’t issue paper the BoE doesn’t buy it because it doesn’t exist.
That’s not QE
The Treasury issues paper the BoE buys it.
That’s QE
Ok?
T-KWRRRRRRRKK!!! POLLYPOLLYPOLLY! LOVELYBISWKWITS! (skrit) ARSEHOLE!!!
Not if 175 billion of quantitavely eased debt produces some 16 billion of growth by the end of 2010. Hardly v.f.m.
Government’s own figures.
But Conservitudes’ ‘leader’ is in favour of QE (quantitative easing) continuing. So is every other reputable commentator and economist.
Hahahaha
Jonty=ginger twat
= rusty pubed tosser
prove it you spong a list of all those who agree should do! or are you just going to spout more defective spong rubbish ?.
hahahahahhaha
Then he is a fool together with those unnamed reputable commentators and economists.
The Japanese did it and it resulted in the ‘Lost Decade’.
The only serious option to avoid a truly horrible decade is deep cuts and those should have been signalled in the Spring. Every month lost now adds 3 months to the time needed to reset the economy in the real world.
Quantitative easing in Japan brought the ‘lost decade’ to an end.
QE (quantitative easing) was brought in Japan only in the early 2000’s, to try to bring an end to the lost decade.
Eejut!
Bollocks
Sorry Mr Brown, we are withdrawing your line of credit
And us
You’re joking
Even if we did believe in QE, tosspot, it still wouldn’t let mad Gordon off the hook for running up near-record government debts in a boom.
Australia has been less hit by the recession (which started in Downing Street) because John Howard used the good years to build up a war chest.
Meanwhile, Brown was changing his golden rules to keep the teat flowing to Liebour’s client state.
Just sign here…
Don’t mention gold!
MB you know not of what you speak (type). QE stimulus if you can call iut that all brought becasue of Brown’s FAILED policies. No wonder, you are in with that 26% still in denial. Go pick some strawberries.
According to your earlier post you were asking if he was in favour or not. Make you mind up.
He’s all over the place. Liars eventually trip up on their own lies.
“So is every other reputable commentator and economist.”
No they are not! MB you are an imbecile.
Well,they would have to be er, the government would they not to withdraw the ’stimulus’ measures?
Let’s not get into ifs and buts. After all Labour made many manifesto commitments which it seems to have forgotten, so whatever Cameron says is of no relevance. It is what he actually does that matters
One of your more inane questions (from a wide choice I might add)
Cameron Backs Away From Call to End Quantitative Easing ‘Soon’
Reverse, reverse, reverse!
Hahahaha
I see so you are in favour of QE when Gordon does it but if someone else did exactly the same thing you would be against it? Interesting sate of mind…….
Remind me what is amusing about QE?
Cameron backing away from his simpleton call to stop QE, that’s what is funny.
Now that’s a U turn.
Reverse, reverse, reverse!
MB – why do you persist in behaving like a complete imbecile?
MB – these are the facts
New Labour = fiscal destitution
New Labour = more unemployment
New Labour = no democracy
New Labour = the poor get poorer
Vote Labour get rodgered on every level…
New Labour = 13 years Hard Labour
MB, Even if we did believe in EQ, it still wouldn’t let mad Gordon off the hook for running up near-record government debts in a boom.
Australia has been less hit by the recession (which started in Downing Street) because John Howard used the good years to build up a war chest.
Meanwhile, Brown was changing his golden rules to keep the teat flowing to Liebour’s client state.
The Conservitudes’ are like last weeks parting, zig zag all the way.
Cameron Backs Away From Call to End Quantitative Easing ‘Soon’
Hahaha
You see that big pile of worthless cash that has been printed?
That’s your pathetic attempt to win another election, that is.
Spot on ,hide the disease (fucked up economy) print money in attempt to blag another term in office.
THe trouble with Labour they beleive their own spin.
With any luck they’ll spin their way to oblivion :)
Government spending (deferred taxation) destroys growth.
Less State = More wealth.
Applause
Fox news clone,
What’s the Conservitudes position on QE (quantitative easing)?
Cameron Backs Away From Call to End Quantitative Easing ‘Soon’.
Hahahaha
Have you not answered your own question?
Dullard
First, God created idiots. That was just for practice. Then He created socialists.
I can make lasers that shoot things from space
I also increase the size of Government massively despite all my bullshit rhetoric the neoconservatives parrot
You got that right.
Nick Clegg asked about hot air.
Nick Clegg IS hot air..
They haven’t mentioned expenses yet…
….nor the great Neather immigation scandal – now that should truely sink the liebour scum.
Judges Panel
Cameron 5
Gordon 5
Clegg 0.5
When did Clegg last pay for his own air fares?
We have rubbish leaders!
Brown always gives the same answer irrespective of what the question is so how can you allocate a score of 5 to that Scotch Hoon?
You may call him a Hoon, but please desist from calling him Scotch. He bears no resemblance to a decent bottle and he does not want to be Scots, thank God.
PMQs – all these ridiculous ‘climate’ questions when the country is drowning in debt and technically bankrupt.
There clearly isn’t a problem, so I must be imagining it.
Clegg is trying “too hard” to be different at question time. He should feign illness and send his sidekick Vince to do the talking.
I’ll second that. Vince is far more entertaining.
Zanu labour killed me
This is beyond awful from Brown. What a hoon!
Agree, Brown is beginning to look and sound like a washerwoman over the garden fence.
Cameron 4 (Good on T.A., not bad on economy)
Brown 1 (Dull, didn’t answer a question)
Clegg 0 (Very shaky)
Overall 0.5 – Poor stuff from almost eveyone.
Mandy’s got Brown doped up to the eyeballs. Sorry, I shouldn’t have said that.
..doped up to the eyeball. There.
Brown looked very shaky over the TA question, nervous and quivery. Yuk wish I had not reminded myself of that. To be honest you just have to laugh this man is our great leader there is just no hope. He is going to ruin this country and after all is said and done that is probebly his wish. Its probably a childhood thing or north of the border thing or perhaps school yard bully stuff either way its payback of some kind he obviously hates the English.
This was Cameron’s worst PMQ to date I think. He needs to get his act together fast.
http://www.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/5482613/dave-misses-his-opportunity.thtml
Any reason I stopped getting published halfway through?
Yeah, we all took a vote…
lol applaud
“we all took a vote.”
Bit like the election of the present Prime Minister then. Not.
You’re effing boring!
You will have enjoyed the second half more then – good for you.
Wondered where you’d got to – figured Paolo started molesting the Beast
That image is an unwholesome one. True, but unwholesome all the same.
Dave failed to land a jaw breaker again.
He should focus on unemployment has risen under every Labour government, our public debt is at record levels and the BoE’s low rate policy is only helping big business and banks, not small companies and individuals.
Dave doesn’t want to land a knock out blow. Conservatives greatest vote winner is Brown. He needs to keep Brown “in charge”.
I agree, as much as it would be great to see the back of Brown, he is the Conservative secret weapon.
If they elect a human as their leader – Johnson – then quite a few labour MPs might just retain their constituencies. Labour has no chance of winning after the fiasco of the last 12 years but there must be a feeling of every man for himself at the moment.
I think there’s quite a few sphincters twitching on the Labour backbenches the nearer the GE approaches. I doubt they’ll allow Brown much more time.
I think they know that the gig is up – hence the panic over expenses.
No chance to feather the nest if Brown gets the boot, so just leave the rambling fool where he is.
Look at the body language – they are not waiting for a witty, pithy riposte from Brown, more of a “Christ, did he really just say that?”
The only option is to stymie ANY expense reform until they lose their jobs. In the time honoured tradition of MPs, they will not give a fig for anyone but themselves.
Postman Pat’s keeping very quiet on strike’s.
Labour never get rid of their Leader, cowards the lot of them.
Dave is deliberately shit
Remember when he’s deliberately shit in the future it’s all a cunning plan
Hahahahahahahahaha!!
Well he has got to be of some use.
Don’t understand why Cameron uses Brown’s employment figures when the real unemployment total must be closer to 5 million.
Saving ammo for election campaign , when it is called 30 seconds before the deadline
Better that Cameron plants the “New Labour Statistics are all lies” seeds now. They will then bear ripened fruit just in time for the election.
I just wonder if a “national emergency” under RIPA will be called 30 seconds before the deadline?
You could offer Clegg a job as parliamentary under secretary for Wales for something and that would buy the Lib Dems, and the power is on the statute books, it would all be legal.
as if you know about ‘real’ figures …. duh!!
I didn’t watch it – It was the right thing to do!
The BBC’s advice for anyone captured by Somali pirates: “learn how to say ‘hello and welcome aboard’ in the local language so the pirates won’t feel threatened.”
I’m not kidding! What fucking planet do these fuckers inhabit? Jeezus…
The BBC have stolen that policy. It was first used by 15 Royal Navy sailors captured at gunpoint by Iranian guards in the Gulf.
It works everytime, you get to keep the suits!
Didn’t they just shout “we surrender” when the Iranians were still half a mile away? That is the NuLabour equal opportunities Navy for you!
If you offer any resistance you will be seen as racist.
It’s only technically piracy.
Besides, the BBC knows those pirates are delightful and diverse, and that horrible white middle class retired couple may even be homophobic. They deserve all they get.
Not bad advice. Just like having “RAM HERE” signs to avoid unnecessary damage.
The real key is to post all your travel plans, schedules and personal details on the web. The government helps by publishing the equipment lists, per boat, for all to see. With this information you can almost be certain of capture so you can try out your new language skills.
The government do it for small plane owners too. They publish the home address of the owner so you can easily kidnap the right family to make sure your parcel gets delivered.
The Government recently started selling CD-ROMS with all the home addresses to any commercial company they like. The ICO saw no reason to think this was wrong.
It is amazing the lengths people go to make the pirates life easier. Such thoughtfulness makes me weep.
We should get into this whole piracy gig, what with our coal, steel, car and pottery industries dead or dying. We can’t survive on gambling bankers and mobile phone shops alone and it’s not like the rest of the world doesn’t hate us already.
Yup, can agree with the rest of the world hating you.
Meant to say, only America hates us.
who says it’s pirates – other than the bbc?
it could be their local council catching up with them for unpaid council tax ….
Hain – We need a more accountable EU.
His solution? An unelected President. Brilliant!
Yes, that was funny. Still good thing is GB supports Blair so no worries there that is like the kiss of death. Blair has been McDoomed
Usual complete waste of time, same non answers and evasion, anything awkward go from the particular to the general…any question put to Brown or ignore question altogether and attack opposition for? being in opposition!, same planted questions and pre-prepared answers. The only person who stood up with conviction in his voice and not shouted down being Bell the self elected chief porker of the piggery.
9 more months of an ineffective govt. Where is Oliver Cromwell when you need him
DEAD and long gone.
Rise of the Idiots remain.. waiting
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Here I am – get my armour and sword and I will despatch these lily livered traitors from this Parliament of knaves for you! I will start with Cyclops and despatch him quickly at the Despatch Box whilst he is uttering his non-answers, lies, evasions and tractor statistics!
BTW – what is a tractor?
Dead and gone but never fear we have Guido Fawkes and November 5th is coming very soon.
Boring even Gurner Browns other eye has gone to sleep.
Glenys -
I thought you’d had to close your hole due to lack of trade.
Someone mention me?
Business is slack and so is the hole.
Cameron has stayed on for the Nimrod crash report and to hear Ainsworth in action. Brown has gone back to the bunker.
IRA supporter ainsworth must be the worst defence secretary of all time.
…an offence to defence.
I thought it went well for Dave , and ruins staement that he would change clearly not evident , enjoyed the plant questions and clegg tried a straightforward approach but alas that fell under the fife road roler , splat , grind , reverse , splat ,grind ,gear crunch, there you all are folks question answered effectively .
babs windsor is leaving east enders , so its true then white flight has been going on ! or was boris having a screen test ?
Good week for Allah , hes managed to blow up more innocent men women and children of his own faith , isnt about time they renamed the quoran as , gun toting zealots in permanent medieval state of arrested developement for dummies
Prime Minister’s Questions – how do they know what the score is?
Brown doesn’t deserve his place in the House of Commons pub quiz, he’s never answered a question.
Guido, please can we have a Totty thread at some stage, please? We haven’t had one for ages.
Some nice Tory lass with enormous puppies would please this old man enormously.
Thanks.
xx
Fair one.
Surely there must be some obscure EU Environmental Diktat, which we could use to force a change of government, citing the inefficient old boilers in the Labour Party due for renewal?
Why don’t you go to http://www.lezzas-with-strapons.com like Jacqui’s husband does, for a taste of the real thing?
Or if your tastes are more unorthodox then join The Right Honourable Mark Oaten MP at http://www.eat-shit.big-boy.com
Another thread with that Italian equalities minister would do me.
Gordon’s the greatest, he’s so much better than Cameron.
Look it up on google! I would prove it but my hands are busy working Gordon’s shaft.
Gordon’s got better hair!
I love Gordon…
‘Ere stop messin’ abahht!
That slap head pushed me out from sitting next to DC, I’ll get him for that. He’s just like a garden gnome the northern oik, whine, whine, whine.
Try to do better eh, Mr Draper.
Your recent efforts have been, quite frankly, pathetic.
You are making me sick! Go away, as far away as you can possibly go which does not come anywhere near Fife. I need a respite from both of you.
Is the United States (and Britain) about to follow Japan into a decade of economic stagnation? After Japan’s asset bubble burst in the early 1990s, its economy took a sharp downturn, prompting government officials to extend massive loans to banks and businesses while investing in infrastructure—much
like the activity and proposals floating around the U.S. today. The results led to a decade of economic malaise and recession. The causes of Japan’s bubble were also very similar to those of the American (and UK) housing bubble and ensuing recession. Given the parallels, it is important to look at what the United States (and Britain) can learn from the Japanese experience to avoid similar economic struggle.
The Japanese government’s response to their recession was a wide-ranging mix of fiscal policy, monetary policy and denial. In the face of rapid economic growth, the Bank of Japan erratically shifted interest rates, first up and then sharply down. The Ministry of Finance downplayed the degree of toxic debt banks were left holding when the bubble burst and instead encouraged more
lending. And in an attempt to restart growth and stem unemployment, the government spent massive amounts of money on public works projects and stimulus checks to citizens. All of this carried a common thread: government intervention in the market.
Like the governing sentiment in Washington (and London) during this recession, the Japanese government was convinced it had to act to save the market when that country’s asset bubble burst. But easing credit rates created artificial demand. Government loans and stimulus spending weren’t economically productive and only served to increase the nation’s debt and prolong the economic malaise. Worse, businesses spent critical time on the sidelines, waiting for government bailouts, instead of consolidating their losses, clearing their balance sheets of bad investments, and reorganizing. The businesses avoided hard decisions, but they reaped a harsh economic environment.
The ensuing recessionary period in Japan would come to be known as the “Lost Decade,” and was characterized by an average economic growth rate of less than 1 percent.1 Unfortunately, there is evidence that the crisis would have been resolved sooner if the Japanese government had simply stayed out of the market’s way.
Richard Katz Council for Foreign Relations (US)
Quantitative easing was used notably by the Bank of Japan (BOJ) to fight domestic deflation in the early 2000s.
http://www.frbsf.org/publications/economics/letter/2001/el2001-31.html
Ten years after the bubble burst.
QE ended the lost decade in Japan
Hahaha
Conclusion
The data provide little evidence that the new steps taken by the BOJ are having far greater effects than previous efforts.
You really should read these things first before posting so you don’t end up with egg on your simple face.
It’s hard to read when you’re up to your ears in Gordon’s colon you know.
See also: Nick Robinson.
Mastur bater, you’re a bigger cretin than David Blanchflower. A shameless individual who is now spinning furiously for Brown.
any relation to Danny…??
Masturbator
LOL
That report is 8 years old and Japan is still in recession!!
QE brought the ‘lost decade’ to an end in Japan.
Hahaha
You see that idiot trying to prove a point by quoting dodgy sources?
That’s you, that is.
How can you end a lost decade exactly? You might be able to recover one which would involve time travel preumably.
Otherwise you make no sense.
We are all born ignorant, but you are working very hard to remain stupid
if a decade has been lost how would you know where to find it to see its end?
Google.
I can’t think of an intelligent response, so that is all.
Hair. Slaphead. Started in America. Getting on with the job. Etc., Etc. Etczzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
‘Ere stop messin’ abahht!
That’s all folks, you’re not gonna get anything wittier than this, now move along.
‘Ere stop messin’ abahht!!
Did Dave or Cleggy bring up the shocking admission that Labout deliberately imposed mass immigration on this country by conning the electorate in order to socially engineer multi-culti and stuff the Tories and the rest of the so-called ‘right’?
No?
Perhaps they think the British public haven’t noticed yet?
So what? Clegg has better hair than Cameron but Brown has the best of all.
I shared a lift with Brown not so long ago. His hair looked dirty and greasy. There was a green stain down the front of his grubby-looking white shirt. His breath smelled foul. His flies were half-open. He smelled of stale sweat. His shoes were dirty and the lace of one of them was undone.
His minders seemed embarrassed to be seen with him.
‘Ere stop messin’ abaahht!
No. We will not leave office. Democracy is suspended.
‘Ere stop messin abaahhtt!!!
I overheard his wife calling him messy too. Only a wife would be party to his smalls
A couple of years ago my colleague, Ken, was flying from Edinburgh to Lunnun.
Brown got onboard and grunted to Ken that he was sitting in Brown’s seat.
Ken, who despises Brown, replied, “Am I fuck”.
More grunts from Brown as he set off down the aisle looking for his seat!
I would have loved to have been there :)
Brown is an international laughing stock; a total embarrassment to this country. I just wish he would FOAD.
Fuck me, Master Baiter spends so much time on here, I think he’s gone native.
You see that dirty pube on the rim of the urinals in your favourite toilet trading establishment?
That’s your glorious leader’s hair, that is.
It’s gie grey though, and getting greyer and he is wearing very badly. Trouble is when you are doing something you do not really believe in then as with his pal Blair, you age very badly.
Margaret Thatcher never looked as bad after her term in office, because, even though I loathed her with all my being, she believed in everything she did.
“So what?”
You are Ed Balls and I claim my five immigrant slaves.
I’ve noticed and I’m feckin furious, now, what’s on telly tonight?
Old Nick has, but the deliberately Labour imposed mass immigrant community slapped him down for it.
And Call Me Dave cannot risk bringing it up in case a few might vote for him.
Cleggy will not because he would have done it anyway and hopes that they will all vote for him.
Brown will not even mention it, because he is PRAYING that they all vote for him.
The BBC (MiniTruth) has declared that it is a non-story and to move along, nothing to see.
Clegg talks of pollution and environment but can’t see the connection with alien immigration. I’m talking here in context to PMQ’s.
Two million people of indian desent-Heathrow third runway.-Travel to see relations. So we need the third runway. Then Brown says we need to be in europe for jobs but the truth is we would have more jobs without eurpean interference because employers are too shit scared of hiring anybody or starting up a business in the first place.
does anyone really believe the population of the uk is between 60 and 61 million?
http://www.mobileindustryreview.com/2008/08/74_million_mobile_connections_in_the_uk_60_million_people.html
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/comment/city-eye-facts-on-a-plate-our-population-is-at-least-77-million-395428.html
Fait accompli, they ARE now the great ‘British’ public.
..and massive postal voting fraud will ensure they stay that way.
Too true!
Welcome to NuLab’s Britain, where think-tanks become slush-funds, black becomes white and lies become truth.
The gulag isn’t far away…
Plain notes from PMQs
Back Bencher – Pleural plaques: pre asbestosis and mesothelioma. PM is meeting gp of MPs tomorrow.
Dave – Welcomes PM’s u-turn on cut of £20 million for the Territorial Army: praises both Tory and Labour MPs who challenged him on that. (Noise from back benches.)
Gordy – More refs to terrorist bombs in Pakistan and Afghanistan, esp the deaths of the United Nations personnel. We have to ensure regular army numbers. That means more money for them. TA who go to Afghanistan were always due to get training. 1 £billion extra has been spent. However, having further discussed with army he decided: ‘It was the right thing to do.’ (Noises of hilarity from back benchers.)
Dave – He was proposing cuts in basic training. After the wrong policy, weeks of dithering, he was forced eventually to climb down. What a loss of authority!
Gordy – Recites tractor stats on the economy… In all these cases the Tories are wrong.
Dave… ‘Admit you didn’t end boom and bust.’
Gordy … ‘We always said…’etc etc. If we had taken Tory advice 3,000 N Rock jobs would have been lost.
D – ‘You can’t get away with that!’ (Whoooooo! from back benchers.) In June PM said: ‘This country is leading the rest of the world out of depression’.
G – Our unemployment is lower than that in other countries. Tory policies would keep us in recession. Small businesses, and home owners are better off than elsewhere.
D – France, Germany, Japan and many more (long list) are already out of depression! PM had said we were the best placed in the world to come out of recession!… (Noise from MPS. Very noisy house today).
G – (Again) … Unemployment levels are better here… Then switches to how everyone is against the Tories’ policies. Amongst a list of other financial sins, they want to withdraw the fiscal stimulus.
D – We have had the longest depression since records began… Rotten system… Everything he has said about the economy was wrong. No one will trust him to get us out of it.
G – Tories were wrong on restructuring, and about the New Deal… They have no idea how to ‘get us out of growth’. (PM visibly struggling… I’ll swear that is exactly what he said… Back benchers howling… Speaker intervenes here, I think, before next questioner called.)
Patricia Hewitt – State visit of PM of India. What is PM doing to reinforce trade links?
G – Thanks PH for being chairman of England/India committee Exudes blandness on the subject…
Clegg – International climate change conference at Copenhagen. How would PM characterise his positive actions as opposed to his intentions?
G – We have met our targets… Commited to long term cuts … Need more widespread political understanding… All countries must make committments, Will discuss these beforehand with EU colleagues.
Clegg – Air travel is up, you support a third runway at Heathrow, there is still a lot of dirty coal power. We have some of the most poorly insulated housing in Europe. The PM will have no authority at Copenhagen unless he fixes more of these things at home in the UK.
G – Liberal councillors fight planning permissions of green energy installations and don’t support nuclear power.
BB – Granparents looking after their own grandchildren… Real financial support needed.
G – Cross party meetings on this. Soon they will get automatic NS contributions.
BB – Electoral fraud in Afghanistan. No political solution will come from troops. What lessons have been learned for the rerun?
G – There were insufficient monitors. We are strengthening local government. Aiming for a corruption-free central govt, and to split Taliban ideologues off from the rest and build up Afghan military. (No surprises there then!)
Alun Michael – British canals are ‘no longer a drain on our national resources.’ (Big laugh at unfortunate phraseology) We should treasure them like national parks.
G – Agrees and says that we need to encourage further investment.
Bob Spink – Remembrance day. Canvey Island British legion has a new Gurkha member. Please give Gurkhas same rights.
G – Commends the British Legion and their Festival of Remembrance. A committee is looking into it.
Stephen Pound – African Carribean community are under particular financial stress because of increases in air passenger duty. The tax will hit them hard.
G – Will meet and discuss but… information on green taxation…
BB – Why are you refusing to instigate a Public Inquiry into Lockerbie? You have the power, but are leaving it to the Scottish authorities.
G – Megrahy is still a convicted terrorist. It is for the Scots to pursue it further.
BB – ‘PM, we live in dangerous times’… (Hilarity)… References to terrorism… We need a strong EU alliance to defeat it… Contrasts Labour approach with Tories who left the centre left EU alliance and joined up with oddball extremists.
G – Amazingly, they have put themselves out on a limb…
BB – Why do we need an EU president, and who is the PM supporting?
G – (Rather reluctantly, I felt ) PM said that if TB wished to stand he would support him.
BB … Offcom ‘Early Day Motion’… Hidden phone charges… Should they cut their rates for changing company?
G – (I missed the reply)
BB – Green Energy company in his constituency needs support not red tape.
G – Agrees. Will look at further information.
Gwyn Prosser – British merchant seaman need a proper employment and training package.
G – Ships now flagged from the UK. Union and industry co-operating.
BB – Globe Legislaters Forum. Will PM meet them before Copenhagen?
G – We need to raise money for low carbon projects in developing countries.
Stuart Bell – On MPs allowances: ‘Please tell the house what the next steps will be. ‘
G – The report will be delivered next Wednesday. After, it will be a matter for a committee of the House.
BB- Public transport in Bristol: We need an integrated transport authority.
G – We are spending more on…etc… I will look at what he says.
BB – Climate change: We must minimize the effect on future generations Commends PM effusively… (Riotous house. Speaker intervenes.)
G – The Tories don’t like wind turbines or nuclear power.
BB – International year of astronomy… Campaign for dark skies… Please can the PM see that people turn down lights in public buildings.
G – (Platitudinously). We all have responsibity to save energy…
That PMQ was the most god awful boring and dreadful 30 minutes ever.
The Labouring Party front bench looked dead – Harman,sans Poppy,looked like she had just got up from a 5 year sleep,Ball’s still looked like he was dreaming of being at the despatch box with wifey at her knees giving him a bout of quantitative easing,Bob indefence sec looked even more like a bus conductor from the ’60’s and the others looked like this was their final day of miserable life.
Clegg – what a waste of space – climate change? This planet has been around for millions of years and we can save it all in the next 5 milliseconds of it’s total life? Right,you mean they can tax us and spend it on shoring up the 10 million new immigrants that Straw will be welcoming at Dover between now and 2030.
If that PMQ was my company’s conference and we all performed/looked/seemed/spoke/questioned like those 648 tosers did,we would not have a job to wake up to tomorrow.
This can’t go on for ANOTHER 6 months,surely.
Oh, yes it can.
I love Brown.
I am sure he loves you too, better than the fragrant (ahem) Sarah.
Gordon is not gay.
Yeah, Bob looked a dead ringer for Reg Varney ten years on and recovering from a heart attack, the old bins gettin misty (holds on to his socialist principles NHS glasses if ever I saw them).
Ainsworth needs a good decking
He’s already got that, had it done the same time as the patio and the sun lounger.
I thought the consensus was that he looked like Hitler, a grave insult to our troops it must be said.
Blakey was designed to look like Hitler.
Nah! He looks more like Blakey. “I’ll get you Butler”.
‘No more…’ I have decided merely to report what I see and hear of this PMQ charade. This is because of my particular on-screen PC widget, and because I can. Agreed there is usually one of Guidos real time videos, but it isn’t always easy to remember and, so-to-speak, transfer into words the sequence of events… or non events… Depends on your visual memory, I suppose.
Your comments are completely valid. I think Bercow should intervene when questions to the PM are not answered, and a list of the governments achievements or the oppositions sins are recited instead. He should also be able to intervene… I don’t know how, over obviously planted or arse-lickingly sycophantic questions.
By far the best ‘holding the govt to account’ is done, IMHO, bit by bit ,in committee. We are seeing more of these proceedings, and they are so much more constructive than PMQs. At the moment it is a cross between bear-baiting and an inspection of the PM by the TV audience for possible new symptoms or drug effects.
Committee chairman John McFall is one of my heroes. His acid questioning of the bankers is something to be treasured.
There is definite collusion between the 3 main parties to hush discussions on tax hikes, expenses and immigration.
They appear to plan the session like professional wrestlers do – (Can’t wait for one of them do a half-nelson on Bercow though).
The 45 quid surcharge in long-haul flights and 20 quid for medium haul due to come in on November 1 is a perfect example of cross-party conspiracy.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1223430/Air-passengers-hit-hike-long-haul-fares-Government-increases-tax.html
The only airline it is due to cripple, however is British Airways, since only those planes are exclusively based in the UK. The 1000 jobs to be lost are an anticipatory move by an airline about to be garroted by its own government.
Long haul passengers for European airlines may circumvent the tax by offering free first-leg flights to Paris etc. where the surcharge will amount to only 2 quid.
There would be NO unemployment if the government didn’t interfere. Period!
I defy anyone to argue with that statement.
Slash welfare benefits and watch all the lazy buggers scrambling for jobs. We wouldn’t need all the Poles and Latvians to do the work then.
…and the jobs would be there for ‘em.
that’s bollocks, there’s not 5 million jobs to be had, even at tesco’s
I bet there’s a million though after four million have starved.
Burying the rotting obese corpses, for one.
hands up if you wanna be a corpse – good pay and conditions – come on, don’t be shy?
Unemployment was a serious problem long before governments started monkeying with the economy – in Tudor times, for instance – so there is firm evidence that governments are not the sole cause of unemployment. Of course, they tend to increase it by allocating capital and labour in very inefficient ways and developing perverse benefit systems.
We’re not in tudor times. Folk are more aware of what they want and can travel easier. I’m coming from if we massively reduced interference from here onwards.
All we need is the vital services for protection not coddling.
We were never in Tudor times forsooth! You may well have been ut we were at war with you, Oh and you won that round.
Never mind, we want to leave you alone, you can keep broon though, we don’t want that useless twat back.
NO — full employment causes wage inflation, which in turn makes firms uncompetitive, which makes some of them go bust, which feeds back to some workers becoming unemployed. More unemployment leads to downward wage pressure, which cuts costs and raises profits. Profitable firms expand, increase production and may take on more workers, leading to fuller employment & so on ….
The economy is essentially a chaotic system.
Anyone for Neathergate?
Jack Straw said it was a load of rubbish, so that’s good enough for me.
I believe that is a brain which ’slippery Jack’ shares
The silence on Neathergate is deafening. If anyone doubted the LibLabCon pact, there is no excuse for doubt now.
Also UKIP
I have never heard of anyone called Neather.
Can someone help me out here? Who are we at war with currently: Eurasia or Eastasia?
erasure.
Give a little respect.
Ship of Fools. Very apt.
Barbara Windsor has quit, so it could be Eastenders.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8329637.stm
Watch it you.
As soon as the BBc is given the mandate to collect a license fee for Internet Access in the UK your ISP will be suspended & we will use the Proceeds of Crime Act to place distress on your goods & chattels.
Now shut up & admit you love Big Brother – or else.
“Watch it you” and pay up or else.. the BBC mantra.
Cook my sock you outdated dinosaur!
When you start offering services that I believe are worth paying for, I’ll start handing over some cash. Until then, jog on!
I don’t force the BBC to burn many kWh of electricity broadcasting their propaganda. Why should I pay their electricity bill?
Cook your sock??
Dont you mean Duck your sick?
Thought It was Oceania but who cares, gotta have a war with somebody.
That’s the English way!
or as the population would say – “gotta serve somebody”
A bit of mission creep, pushed through under statutory instrument denying debate
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8329583.stm
to be used to target those who don’t pay their council tax so probably the poorest members of the community, or denying the right of protest
Another terrorist dissenter.
Boy are we going to be busy with you.
There will be deaths.
OT. Just watched a statement regarding the Nimrod crash 3 years ago when Aintworthatoss was a minister for the MoD, and I can not remember when I have heard the word FAILURE mentioned so many times in one statement.Now this twat is in charge. But its ok because he has said sorry.
Hardly his fault though, what person in his right mind takes a bus conductor and puts him in charge of the defence of the realm?
Inspector!
A bus conductor, really! I didn’t know the fat twot was that clever. So we’ve a bus conductor as Defence Minister and a postman as Home Secretary. Wonderful, no wonder the the country is fooked.
Many years ago on nightwork whilst locking up the chamber of the commons, me and me mate had a lively debate over the dispatch boxes.
I can’t remember the full details but I did do a fart at one stage to which my mate said,
‘I recommend this motion to the house’.
Little did I know 15 years ago that that fart would have more substance than what comes out of Gordon Browns gob now.
Ordure!, Ordure!, Ordure!
Have I mentioned how the Liebor Elite (ie The very grandly be-titled Baroness Scotland, just one example) employ domestic slaves, off the book for cash money, to save a penny or two on the mininum wage and it’s a bonus if they employ illegal immigrants, they can’t really blab!
Has Gordo sacked her? I think we know the answer!
Small change
Change my smalls
Ready for any small change?
Mc Doom still going then.. another week another stair in the Dissent to Cyclops McDooms hell, aka his vision for Britain
http://newslion.blogspot.com/
I always like one on the wrist:
http://news.watchesvip.com/107554525891.html
“The results show that Russian politicians, artistes and commercial elites will choose Switzerland golden watches”
Off the Interweb, its time for your homework, young man.
And don’t froget to tidy your room.
FORGET even, before I get any of your backchat.
I see Brown was back to normal at PMQ’S.
His left hand pawing away at the despatch box is fascinating. It’s almost as if the hand has a mind of it’s own. Watch the Mentalist with the sound turned down.
Very strange……
Sadly Cameron seems to be slowly copying him. I hope the so-called Blair clone won’t turn into a Brown clone.
It’s all a cunning plan
why Gideon Osborne is so shit is an even more cunning plan
if only you knew!
There are so many snipes at Osbourne of late that he must be doing a good job because of the continual stream of puerile jibes with nothing to back them up trying to portray him as crap.
The only shit in town being thrown appears to be by a shit scared Labour party.
Call me Dave via little Georgie boy is now intent on copying the self-same Quantative Easing that was roundly mocked by Conservatives, particularly on here, for months
It was either a terrible idea all along or he is a terrible Shadow Chancellor who didn’t realise it was a good idea
It can’t be both
And he is hardly short of critics from within the Conservative movement
Ken Clarke can background brief with the best of them
So weak
Dave is going to change everything, you’ll see.
We’ll tell ‘em to stuff the EU and leave immediately.
We’ll come straight out of Afghanistan.
We’ll cut income tax by at least ten pence.
We’ll open a load of grammar schools.
We’ll stop all immigration at once.
We’ll increase the difficulty of all school exams.
We’ll get rid of multiculturalism.
We’ll make whole life sentences compulsory for murder.
And that’s just the start.
Dream on…
He’s taking the piss
It’s called satire
Guido,please, 3 strikes and you are out rule. I can’t be bothered reading the same bastards commenting all the time
With about half of these bastards leaving the house for ever, the chance of any of them parting with any of their ill-gotten gains and/or resigning before the dissolution of parliament are less than nil. So we might just as well forget about it and concentrate on things that can be achieved.
Lots of fun could be had at the whips’ expense. Their normal methods of getting a submission from an errant member won’t work any more with those that are leaving. They have suddenly become ‘independent’ and may wish to settle a few old scores. There must be some serious wind-up opportunities here…