Foreign Secretary David Miliband believes that Rio de Janeiro is the capital of Brazil:
“Unless Europe gets its act together, policymakers in Washington, Delhi, Rio de Janeiro, Moscow and Beijing and elsewhere are going to conclude that Europe is not ready to be the partner they want.”
As every schoolboy knows, Brasilia is the political capital of Brazil and Rio is the thong capital of the world…
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What a twat , state schooled i guess
2 D’s at A level yet got into Oxford – how did that happen?
3 B’s and a D, according to Wikipedia.
I suspect, having passed the entrance exam, he was allowed entry to Oxford irrespective of grades.
Whooooopsee daisy. Wrong again. Anyway – anyone want to buy a timeshare in Tuscany?
Tuscany in Spain?
Brazil is where the nuts come from….
The little tit head was on the sick the day they did geography!!
David Miliband, like myself, got a First from Oxford. He was also a Kennedy Scholar – I don’t expect you know what that means but it’s one of the most prestigious scholarships around.
How many A-levels did you get?
Enough to know a Twat when I see one
Please don’t post gallons of pasted lists and stuff like that.
Aprt from being embarassing it’s extremely counter productive.
Please try to post original material.
If unable to produce original thought, a link to the type of item previously being pasted is sufficient.
You may go.
Well that’s you out of a job Bator
Hallo Master Baiter, the coward
I am still waiting for a reply to the question that I asked you about 3 times yesterday!
Full of pasties, pizzas and pies
That’s not funny, it’s not as easy as it looks.
If the questionner is too lily livered to pose the question again, today, then the spineless dimwit will not benefit from the knowledge that otherwise could have been gained.
On the subject of economics though, what about the Conservitude leaders’ supine answer to ending Quantitative Easing.
Sounds like he’s all for it, doesn’t it?
Too scared to answer?
Or just too dim?
I suspect this is not the real Master Bator since I detect a hint of humour.
Coo coo Master Baiter,
my assertion was that without the massive cost to West Germany to pay for the re-unification with East Germany do you not believe that the germans would have easily absorbed the cost of the global financial crisis caused by the Anglo Saxon financial model?
I have to go out in half an hour so try to reply quickly please.
MB
QE, to the degree that you and the Yanks have done it was the biggest mistake made for a very long time.
It will lerad to massive inflation and war!
CooCoo Master Baiter,
I have to go now, but please leave a coherent answer to the question not some waffle!
I will get back to you later!
Coo coo, coo coo Master Baiter,
try an easier one if you like.
What sort of biscuits do you like best?
Any moron could answer this one in less the 24 hours.
Give it a try!
Yes, quite likely West Germany would have faired better than the reunited Germany, but it’s a bit like saying Europe wouldn’t be suffering from the crisis if it wasn’t in Europe.
So, what about the QE question and the Conservitude ‘leader’ lovin’ it in his press conference today?
Wassup, scared?
I suspect Baiter is a gestalt entity comprised of indistinguishable twats
none
Are you the same kind of prat that he is?
Look up “Kennedy Scholar” you ignoramus.
I’ll take that as a yes then.
Champagne Socialist and Prat, blimey your poor little head must hurt.
Look up Mandleson and see sperm
Without decorum there can be no discourse.
There was a band called the Dead Kennedys, wasn’t there?
Indeed so
Responsible for the meisterwork, and my personal theme tune “Too Drunk to Fuck”
Is that your taxi outside?
To be a Kennedy Scholar means your education at MIT or Harvard is funded by the proceeds of that bootlegger old Joe.
Personally, if I were a socialist, I would have said no thanks.
“Fabian Globalisation Group consists of: Craig Bennett, Bob Deacon, John Evans, Ricardo Gottschalk, Stephany Griffith-Jones, David Held, Alan Hudson, Russell King, Adam Lent, James B. Quilligan, Martin Shaw and Mark Thomson”
It appears that Fabian Solutions is none other that one of these EU / NWO supporting fascists.
“…Kennedy Scholar…”
Will I find it on the grassy knoll?
PS mine are in hard sciences. Are yours in Champagne Socialism?
Once you’ve done your hard science degree you will find you will be despised by most the British for having intelligence and the gumption to put yourself through such hard subjects.
The Brits are SO stupid they revere people with easy wanker subjects like English, Latin, art, history, politics, X-Factor, Strictly come dancing……..
The UK is totally screwed.
So he and the other associated morons in the government are the only ones clever enough to be able to understand the Lisbon Constitution eh?
Fuck, it must be written entirely in words of no more than two letters.
If you want a doctor, you wouldn’t pick some bloke off the street. You’d pick a qualified professional with experience and qualifications.
It’s the same with the Lisbon treaty. You can’t expect ordinary people to grasp its subtleties and complexities. That’s why we elect politicians who, with their advisors, can make the decisions for us, so we can get on with our lives.
fuck me , do you really think us normal people are thick then ?
You show your total ignorance fuckwit.
Politicians are just people off the street – by definition.
Dimwit.
Arrogant sanctimonious twat !
If you wanted a geologist, you wouldn’t pick someone who was a flat-earther. Similarly If you wanted a economist, you wouldn’t pick a socialist.
“It’s the same with the Lisbon treaty. You can’t expect ordinary people to grasp its subtleties and complexities.”
Should those “complex decisions” be left for high class elitist politicians, with massive intellects and highly developed reasoning facilities to decide, like Bob Ainsworth, Caroline Flint, David Milipede, Gordoom McSnot, Harriett Harmmen, et al?
Quite an immpressive collection of absolute degenerate lairs, tossers and complete imbeciles, what?
That you feel these intellectual “giants” should save us from thinking our unreasonable thoughts, about trivial matters such as, democracy, freedom and self determination, shows what an awful bunch of fascists ZaNuLab / Fabians are, at their rotten core.
Who is this trotsky twat? Milliband is a disgrace to mankind.
I’ve just looked at the homepage of your website, it made me want to puke!
Funnily enough I spend a lot of time with internationally renowned physicians and surgeons.
One thing I can tell you about real experts, is that they can explain complex stuff with great clarity. The one who mystify and fudge have to do so because they don’t really get it either.
Anyway, any fule no, the Lisbon treaty was made deliberately opaque by framing it is amendments to existing texts rather than as a consolidated version. Also, most of the politicians haven’t actually read it – and are presumably relying on ‘lines to take’ – written by who exactly?
Is the Kennedy Scholarship for driving or diving lessons?
or drinking
? muff diving??
Sorry . . . meant diving for m uf fins!
That’s fucking hilarious.
Of course in a car with a Kennedy you’d need both!
Its for diving – I believe that their gold medallist is awarded the chappaquiddick cup.
What I really really want to know is; did Milli and Butch Kelly discuss Uganda whilst at Oxford. Its interesting, if not particulary arousing.
You may have got a First from Oxford, but what use is it to you and others when you quite clearly are unable to differentiate between the real world and something you read from the Brothers Grimm?
Said the racist trollop.
>> Said the racist trollop
Ah yes, the last refuge for someone that has quickly lost the argument, so favoured by the witless – call them a racist.
While you wait for your next benefit cheque, kindly supply us with some counterarguments rather than cliched ad hominems, oh you with the, er, juvenile nom de plume?
1. There is no argument to counter.
2. Racist trollop
I think you’ve just summed up succintly in your comment exactly what is wrong with Britain to-day.
3 As at A Level and 2 As at AS since you’re asking.
Although I can’t help but think that you’re a Harman Pride-style spoof.
When I see the word “prestigious” I reach for my revolver. The kind of chump who aches for prestige is invariably the kind of chump who deserves nothing of the sort. A fifth rate arselicker and snob who reckons their rote learning and ideological purity destines them for high office and a nice Jaguar.
I piss on your “prestigious”, Fabian Fascist. Now run along and torture some refusniks, there’s a good little quisling.
Like many people, you equate an education with intelligence. Labour, Fabians and Socialists are living proof of this common mistake.
In a previous life I annually trained the graduate intake. They were all categorised, the vast majority were Educated Idiots
Well, I’m a Cambridge man and my degree is in a rigorous subject, though not a first like DM’s. I certainly wouldn’t have minded a sojourn in the other Cambridge but I think, when he was there, they ought have taught little DM about that lovely modernist concrete place out on the Brazilian savannah.
Oh dear,how demeaning having to your lower IQ to make comments to us plebs,what’s up nobody with a brain listening to your trash,so you thought you would go slumming.
You may think he is clever?
But like the rest of labour they know sod all.
THEY HAVE EYES BUT CAN NOT SEE,
THEY HAVE EARS BUT DO NOT LISTEN,
THEY MAY HAVE A BRAIN BUT CERTAINLY NOT USED.
LOL, so you’re another academic. It means you’re useless at real life and overvalue your ability, comptence and worth.
I take offence at that and your inability to see through the leadenness of your comment. We academics pride ourselves on our self-deprecating stance on life; more time for amusing musings with our muses and a large glass of red.
A first from Oxford and yet still incorrectly uses the reflexive pronoun. TWAT
I guess you went to that “college” of lefties http://www.mansfield.ox.ac.uk/
haha you wasted 3+ years there.
Could be worse, could have been Wadham.
I got an 11 plus, a sixer badge, 11 ‘o’ levels, 5 “A” levels.
And I also got a S’pirit level I don’t use either!!!
Big Mac and fries please…
Four plus an engineering degree from Imperial College. But that’s enough about me, how about some humour:
Out and about on your busy business day, how can you tell you are dealing with a social sciences graduate?
He asks if you want fries with your order.
Daddy Milliband was a Marxist academic and had friends among the leftie academics at Oxford.
Ralph Miliband set up a Trust to avoid IHT, so that his boys, rather than The State, could enjoy the fruits of his labours.
Mind you Miliband’s grandpa fought for the Reds in Poland in 1919. Bet that has gone down well in Warsaw.
Next week Milipede goes to South America and tells the world that Las Malvinas Islands belong to Argentina.
It is a good treaty for Britain and for the new Europe. We will put it to the British people in a referendum
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/bsp/hi/pdfs/13_04_05_labour_manifesto.pdf
u a racist init?
Wot yoo meen ?
it’s yer state ed-yer-kay-shun – innit? . . . like
ed-yer-kay-shun
ed-yer-kay-shun
ed-yer-kay-shun
So this is a bit like the Brazilian foreign minister referring to the policymakers of Skegness?
Its all to do with shooting innocent Brazilians on the Tube, Liebour got shat on from a dizzy height over that so now it sends schoolboy Milibanana out to pretend Brazil is another unimportant 4th world slum “its capital is Manaus or somfink” he was heard to mumble.
Maybe if that Brazilian chappie had got a first at Oxford, or was a Kennedy Scholar he would have avoided that unpleasantness.
His own fault then.
Must go, have some sanctimonious patronising lecturing to do regarding my superiority as an enlightened member of the left.
As you were, peasants.
Hope you enjoyed your practice session on here. Put the lights out as you leave.
An awful lot of twits are sent to independent St Cakes in order to end up speaking Queen Liz-style RP. Nowt else matters for REALLY posh parents. Bananaman had clever rather than posh parents. Don’t know where he went. Shall look it up right now. Better not to slag off all state schools.
Haverstock comprehensive it seems. N London.
But does he know how many millions make a brazillion?
To quote Tom Hanks’ character from “Sleepless in Seattle”, @I frightens me what they don’t teach in Geography at school these days”.
Surely everyone knows that, although Brasilia is nominally the capital, politicians spend very little time there. Basically, they all hang out in Rio which is where all the serious discussions take place and the important decisions are made. The civil servants stay in Brasilia only because they have to.
Indeed.
Similarly, while it was always convenient to have people believe that the capital of Europe is Brussels/Strasbourg, I have myself visited neither of these places.
I found it far more beneficial for European trade to base myself instead in Corfu and… erm… well Rio de Janeiro, as it happens.
Are those discussions like Ugandan ones?
Fucking says it all
What a prize chump
And everyone knows that Washington has been dead for years.
Banana man strikes again… well the hell done milli-numpty-brain
http://newslion.blogspot.com/
Future leader of the labour party ???? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Why not? He’s ignorant enough.
Bit over qualified then?
Probably couldn’t find his way to Blackpool for a conference though.
Lightweight.
Quite. He finds a paperweight on his chair every monday morning, left by some of his civil servant staff. The poor man simply doesn’t know why.
I heard they put his stapler in a jelly.
Flyweight with no jab.
Perhaps he should have a word with Mandelson about where evrything fits in Brazil.
It is a disgrace that the multi-millionaire Oxford educated £30,000 trougher is Foreign Secretary and makes basic errors like this
Careful baby
Didn’t he say Scotland has its own foreign policy with the Libyans?
And Scotland has (ignored) her own laws.
Can I have a Cadillac?
In Brazil one can have anything dear boy
Tittle Tattle.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8327362.stm
She used to president of the Oxford Lib Dems – couldn’t give a monkeys about who she’s been shagging but a Lib Dem – what the hell is that all about?
Simple. Primary colours.
The New Conservatives are a mix of blues and yellows. They are the New Greens.
Help! I’ve got a banana stuck up me arse.
Thats a coincidence. I’ve just seen a picture of an arse holding a banana.
Best place for it mate
If you want a doctor, you wouldn’t pick some bloke off the street. You’d pick a qualified professional with experience and qualifications.
It’s the same with the Lisbon treaty. You can’t expect ordinary people to grasp its subtleties and complexities. That’s why we elect politicians who, with their advisors, can make the decisions for us, so we can get on with our lives.
So we are thick ? why not cancel the election forever because us folk wont be able to grasp what a manifesto means
Is there an echo in here in here?
You are such a patronising woman
I’m not being patronising – just being realistic.
Wouldn’t you rather get on with having fun with your mates, watching X-Factor and the footie than boring yourself with lots of fine-print and minutiae in the Treaty?
You could use that argument about a manifesto , why not cancel the genral election just in case we vote the wrong way ?
Not really no. X Factor may be alright on a Saturday evening sweety but I think a couple of people may care just a wickle bit about Blighty being completely sold down the river by socialists.
No!
at least you get to vote on the X factor
I’d prefer to see Trotsky v Fabian Eugenics on TV Burp…F I G H T!!!
Fabian why don’t you take your milky white Solutions and direct them into the mouth of Millitwat.
OK, I’ll bite – since you posted it again.
Skip the doctor shite because I don’t get a choice what doctor I have since I spent my entire working life in education and cannot afford private medical service.
What makes me more inclined to rearrange your rectum, sunshine, is the assumption that we are all so fucking thick that democracy is to be set aside so that clever Hoons like schoolboy Milliband can make important decisions for us.
The thing that makes me most angry about him and his ilk is the stupendous arrogance – which you clearly share.
The process is supposed to work along the lines of…
Devious fuckers with first class education create fanciful and extremely complex plan which benefits few but themselves.
Our elected first class educated fuckers figure it all out, explain it to us in terms that convince us that they understand it.
AND THEN WE FUCKING DECIDE!
And if you arrogant, criminal, arseholes don’t get a fucking grip of it soon, we are going to be making some other decisions and follow them up.
So get down into a gloomy hole and chew on some chiabatta and shut the fuck up.
Strong message follows.
Seldum that was pretty lucid. Now you have got it off your chest you do not need to see a doctor. However, fabian needs to see a doctor at the funny farm and quick.
Problem is Neulie never put anyone in charge who knows what they are doing. Aintworth, Postie boy, ‘Scum, Kermitstraw, Pede, and as for Balls to Education- phucking phonic phanatic kunt. They always phuck it up. It’s the right thing to do. Kuntz.
So when do we get our experts on the case? because if this the level of performance from “our elect politicians who, with their advisor’s, can make the decisions for us, so we can get on with our lives”, is evidence of anything, it shows what a show of shit our elected government.
Fabian you idiot
You miss the point that we CAN’T get on with our lives without considerable and intrusive interference from this government.
We would also like the opporutnity to elect our leader, which Gordon Brown and Tony Blair do not respect.
And if you were picking a foreign secretary, you’d pick one that had a knowledge of basic geography and capital cities of leading nations surely?
Unless you’re an elitist, self-centred, pr*ck living off his achievements of 20 years ago?
Hell, why have elections at all? ‘Ordinary’ people couldn’t possibly know who to vote for.
Some advice: go away you tiresome, silly little man and come back when you:
1) Some self awareness
2) A modicum of knowledge about people other than yourself
It’s a Fabian, what did you expect?
LOL, and you’ve just proven what a useless idiot you are. little man.
A constitution is for us, the people, not pointless failed academics. Now run along and learn about real life.
And if I were picking a foreign secretary, I’d also pick a qualified professional with experience and qualifications.
Sadly, the job of picking foreign secretary did not fall to me, so we ended up with that little twat Miliband.
South America?? That’s abroad, isn’t it?
Yeah, near East Anglia.
East Angular actually
how about a ford anglia?
Its where the nuts come from.
Millinuts?
What a mistaka to maka,
Mind I thought wan king was a place in China till I heard about Jaqui Smiths husband.
Toss Pot is the capital of Vietnam
Cambodia, you idot.
Cambodia isn’t the capital of Vietnam.
That’s Ho-Holbycity.
Is it true that you and your brother were cloned?
He’ll be leaving the e off tomatoe next
It was potatoe you hoon.
Let’s call the whole thing off.
In my experience, Right-wingers simply don’t have the mental capacity to properly engage with the progressive arguments being put forward by the Labour Party and our pro-European allies.
That’s why they resort to playground insults and hate-speech. They are like the playground bully who picks on the clever, successful kid because they’re jealous and have an inferiority complex. A bit like the Republicans are doing with Obama.
On the other hand, the Left is capable at winning the arguments through reasoned arguments. That’s why we don’t resort to personal insults and abuse. We use love; you use hate.
You are gordon brown (with meds) and i claim my £5
On expenses.
No receipt required.
Hello Charles.
Now we know you are completely barking….
What arguments? what are the arguments in favour of comprehensive education, and how have they been proved right over the decades? what are the arguments for anti-discrimination legislation has have actually been proven correct? What are the arguments for a democracy being best served by locking people up for having forbidden opinions? What are the arguments for mass immigration to an already packed island? What are the arguments for invading foreign countries because we think *they’re* aggresive?
What a twat.
It’s old Charlie Hardwedge with another name. The sententious style is unmistakeable.
Is it Charlie? Is it? Please tell me this is him? I thought he’d gone for good. He was such entertainment!
What a dish.
Yup, Labour are superb at rationalising illegal war, bankrupting a Nation and making lies truth. It is Wednesday today? If you say so.
They’d promise a referendum on that. Then cancel the referendum because Wednesday has be renamed “Thursday”…which of course is nothing like Wednesday.
Then they’d have some socialist chump tell us that its ok as riff-raff don’t need to worry about small print, only incompetent troughing MPs can do that.
I was once one of the best right wingers to play for England (degree educated as well). I am insulted by your comments – your progressive arguments are just useless, outdated, morally and intellectually corrupt.
But as a grammar school lad you would never be recommended for a Kennedy Scholarship. Those are reserved for the middle class public school educated fabians elite.
That will be the labour party the lied to get us into illegal wars. Lied in its manifesto over Europe. Lied about their expenses. Lied about their main residences. WHY GO ON. The corrupt dont change, and their supporters dont listen.
“I just want to love you” said the rapist.
Fabian, you are a larf!
Your buddy, Paedo Shits is really big on love, eh?
“We don’t resort to personal insults and abuse.” – Never visited Labourlist then? Or ‘urinary mist’ as Armando Ianucci referred to it.
Yes, I saw Your Left-Wing buddies outside the Television Center, the other day, presenting their case through reasoned arguments. What a pretentious little hypocrite you are Fabian.
Those chaps who beat up a policemen just to show their socialist caring attitude?
Naw, Fabian cant be that fucking deluded, it a wind up innit
Fabian solution=final solution
Not quite right, Mcbride loves to use hate.
Oh, perleeease! Sanctimonious twaddle! The mental incapacity belongs to you lefty eu labour ites because you believe the lies.
Ah!
So that is why lentil-eating lefties call people who disagree with their views “Little Englanders”.
Definitely proof of reasoned argument and a sign of higher mental capacity there….and proof that the left’s mental capacity is a whole zero percent higher than anyone else.
Perhaps you can explain why in a reasoned manner why I should trust the Labour Party who has denied me a vote on Lisbon, has labelled all men as paedos, has involved this county in 2 major wars, swamped the country with immigrants, introduced ‘offences’ at the rate of 3 a day since 1997, has set up the most intrusive surveillance society that the world has ever seen and all at the expense of higher taxes and my personal liberty?
Is this a brilliant parody, or is it Sunny Hundal (the parody without the brilliance)?
Can’t be him. He has no sense of humour at all.
Hey Sunny, why did the chicken cross the road?
Was it a free range chicken?
Erm , Ok If you like. So why did the chicken cross the road.
Was the road a motorway? Polluting the atmosphere and killing polar bears with the ever present juggernauts emitting foul noxious carbon gases into the atmosphere, baking the planet, brining the third world closer to starvation?
Well..
Was it a tarmac strip, covering our green pastures, eroding the natural rainfall runoffs just to allow the engines of capitalism to deliver the labours of commerce to the homes of the Tory mega rich?
Or was the chicken seeking to escape from her impossible existence in a battery farm. Breaking free to seek the truth across the highway in a new and better free range socialist utopia farm. Ok, I admit it costs a bit more and offers no real benefit to anyone except the chicken but chickens have rights you know. In fact, I think chickens should have right to life and right to voting rights.. I’m going to start a web campaign. Need a good slogan. Socialists are chickens?.. Yes! I’m off to get taxpayer funding. .. This is going to be bigger than my idea of all Sunny Hundal shortlists..
Slogan: “Being a cock, you won’t catch me quacking”
Ah!
So Stalin, Pol Pot, Castro, Che, and all the rest of the lefty mongs were full of LOVE when they murdered millions?
You are what Lenin used to LOVINGLY refer to as one his “useful idiots”.
“On the other hand, the Left is capable at winning the arguments through reasoned arguments.”
Delusional lefty is delusional.
Fabian Solution is right, love is the answer, anybody want to love Fabian’s brains out??
Miliband, Minibrain.
What would you expect from a latte-loving-lefty from Primrose Hill?
I thought the Left preferred to use a pistol shot to the back of the neck to win arguments.
The Left may well be capable of winning the arguments through reasoned arguments. Our present government, however, isn’t necessarily on the Left, and certainly doesn’t win anything through reasoned arguments. They win their arguments because they have an overall majority in Parliament and a bunch of MPs who don’t have the cojones to think for themselves.
The left isn’t really interested in arguments – it’s far more interested in using political correctness to stfle debate, and shouting down people you don’t agree with by calling them racist, homophobic, sexist, Islamophohic, etc.
I have no problem with the right using hate-speech in attacking left-wing bigots. They are mostly boring, bad-mannered, and a total waste of time to debate with.
So just bugger off you boring left-wing, window-licking moron – and don’t come back!
As for the “we use love, you use hate” bit, why don’t you save it for another site. There are plenty of websites out there that cater for perverts like you…
.
You’re confusing “left” with “authoritarian”. Our present government is not particularly left wing, but is strongly authoritarian. The tactics you mention are very much the tactics of authoritarians.
what, like calling people “racists” just ‘cos you don’t like them and/or don’t agree with them? That sort of “grown-up” “reasoned” argument? yeah good one there.
I can’t actually decide whether or not you are the sanctimonious patronising preaching tw4t you appear to be, or if you’re just taking the p1ss? I hope the latter.
I could go on but I have some schoolkids to throw off the Number 19 bus and some Polish drivers to yell at.
What’s the forceable projection of a certain type of person INTO an establishment over many, many others’ wishes?
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bum%27s_rush
And is it true that on top of chief cheerleader (and Navigator – looking at the main post above, explains a lot) Miliband, our ‘getting on with the job’ GOAT-herder in Chief is directing evidently spare time and taxpayer cash to a Picardesque ‘making it so’ lobby effort?
If so, I’m guessing all the other trivial issues of current governance must have surely paled into insignificance.
Hardly edifying watching the whole sorry crew of SS. Great Britain desperately leaping into the last remaining EU-lifeboat, leaving all the passengers to fend for themselves, having spent the last decade trying to ram every iceberg they could find.
At least we can be fairly sure Capt. Courage will be around, as going down with the ship seems hardly his style.
If they were in any maritime employment, I think they would be up for some kind of enquiry: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mast_(naval)
5p€d0_5hor+s = Fabian Solutions
Guido, in the ad on this page it says “Find your Brazilian beauty”, rather than Ukrainian as it seems to be normally, but the lass in the pic looks very like a chap to me.
If you’re going to have gender-bending adverts, could you at least get some fit trannies with proper plastic tits?
Frank, don’t be misled by the eyebrows. Plucked ones are so passé these days. Rather, look at her breasts – mosquito bites! No self respecting Brazilian trannie would have anything less than 36D.
Hey man, don’t complain: all I’ve got is adverts for half price pizzas
Horses for courses.
Horse pizza?
I quite like horsemeat actually.
Boys, Brazilian women are the cream of the crop!
I’m not complaining
Twat.
Was that a reply to something or just a highly comical one word post? ***applause***
Tourette’s
Fuck!
KK-AAAAAWWWKKK! ENCOULEZ! ENCOULEZ! (twee-thwipp) BOLLOCKS!!! (ting) BALDIE!
As every schoolboy knows, Brasilia is the political capital of Brazil …….
I thought I’d test this rather sweeping statement out on my 15 y.o.
His answer:
“Sao Paulo*”
See? Guido’s wrong!
*State education. Marvellous.
Sao Paolo is the commercial capital of Brazil; Rio is the cultural capital; Brasilia is the political capital and Macapa is where I spent a whole fucking month with nothing whatsoever to do.
Sao Paulo, obviously…
I thought that B was the capital of Brazil.
Does Brazil not have more transexuals than anywhere on the planet.
The CIA think it is Brasilia. State education – Marvellous.
Tossa del mar and Phuket!, that’s Miliband territory.
Look here you oiks, I’m simply better than you.
Only supreme intellectuals such as myself and master Milliband can make important decisions. Like deciding what *is* the capital of Brazil. Can’t leave that sort of thing up to the little people.
Now I must go, I need some time to, er, reflect in private with my laminated, wipe clean picture of Galactic Lord President Almighty Blair.
Pip pip!
Yea, its a wind up, very well done.
Fabian solution=final solution
**applause**
More please
“As every schoolboy knows, Brasilia is the political capital of Brazil and Rio is the thong capital of the world…”
As a mature student who spends his time with Britain’s supposed above average intelligent teens I can tell you that most of them would struggle to point out Brazil on a map, never mind know the name of its capital.
Ah….so our policy of ‘thickening up’ the populace is comming along well, ask them who Nelson is and I’ll lay money on the reply being Mandela!
Who`s mandela nelson?
Um I don’t know how to tell you this but I had that conversation this week just gone. It was Trafalgar Day and I happen to mention Nelson………
Is that annoying little tweet from the latest version of Microsoft office?
Well, if “Rio is the thong capital of the world”, why was Milli’s banana so flaccid?
Not flacid, just bent, like they all are.
I thought it was “peanuts” you gave monkeys.
NO bananas, honest, oooops
What an ARSEHOLE, everybody knows it’s Rio Ferdinand.
Brazil is a small far away country of which he knows little.
When he is EUSSR foriegn Secretary he will probably have them disbanded.
I changed my name in the hope that you would not notice that I am Marxist scum, I am not sure why I am Foreign Secretary and for all matters Brazilian I refer to my good friend, fellow Marxist and destroyer of countries Dark Baron Fondlebum.
Rio de Janeiro ferdinand is in the heart of the defence of the Red Devils innit
We must complain that you are giving Mr Milliband and his bent banana to much free coverage.
Please see our latest model who we hope will take your mind off of that terrible man.
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What a fkin twat !
Miliband is more dangerous to Britain than Hitler
Quite! ironic how the family came here to escape Hitler’s persecution eventually gving birth to this cuckoo! who is complicit in destroying this country.
They came here cos they knew Jack Straw’s dad would protect them from the Nazi’s. How were they to know it would be Nick Griffin’s dad doing all the work.
I hope Millibrain has had the decency to thank Mr Griffin Snr.
He is not Foriegn Secretary he is Banana Man, where do they pick’em, just like Jack Straw shaking the hand of Mugabe (he thought he looked better without his glasses obiviously)
Get with the programme Fawkes.
The looking glass reality of New Labour has brought us a spendaholic Chancellor, a thievin Ome Secretary, and a war criminal as PM.
This self regarding wankstain’s ignorance of Brazil’s political capital is a mere fucking trifle, he added.
And I am unanimous in that
Just imagine a world where the biggest mistake an “Honourable Member” made was to get the capital city wrong. I make no apology for repeating Iraq, expenses, gold, immigration, crime, Lisbon, QE, bank regulation, flipping, Brown as PM, Postie Boy as HS, Scottish small town solicitor badger as Chancer of the Excheq, ‘Scum as phuck knows what etc.etc. In the scale of monuMcMental catastrophes inflicted on us, this is not even a trifle of trifle. Kuntz
Yet another geographical blooper for Milliband, he’s only gone and seconded Blair for President of Disneyland!
Being a duffer at geography seems to be the least of inabilities. He claims not to know why people in the UK are disgusted at the prospect of Blair as EU president.
Could he really be that out of touch or is he just pretending?
He’s a politician. Out of touch is their specialist subject.
Milliband may have had a ‘Brazillian’.
Stops the bananas getting tangled up!
Lord Fondlebum knows all about Brazilians!
To be a Kennedy Scholar means your education at MIT or Harvard is funded by the proceeds of that bootlegger old Joe.
No it doesn’t. The Kennedy is funded by British public subscription – the Kennedy family haven’t wasted their money on the British……
BTW: Miliband is a century out of date – Rio was once capital of Brasil but not since Miliband got Es at A-Level
Makes a change from Lady Mandlebum. She is normally in A Brazilian!
Re. Kennedy Scholarships:
People should not under-estimate the kudos of such a freebie trip to Boston.
Despite similar advantages in life and careers devoted exclusively to arse-licking, David got one of the Great Offices of State.
David will be elevated to the Upper Trough when Labour gets flung out.
As for Ed? National Express all the way to Doncaster, son…
4 reasons to stop the traffic
1. A big pile of manure.
2. Excess amounts of roadkill.
3. Poor navigation.
4. Too large a choice of “personal assistants” (in Rio).
No reason to stop the traffic
Any present or former members of the Labour Government (unless 1 applies).
Which Mandelson do you have to sleep with to become Foreign Secretary?
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