October 27th, 2009

Feels Good to Slap Nick

Feels Good to Slap nick
Guido managed 44 slaps in 30 seconds, so far he has had 12 million slaps.  More fun than deleting his comments on the blog. 

Go to www.slapnickgriffin.co.uk


516 Comments

  1. 1
    rick says:

    Cheap bandwagon ride, eh Guy.

    • 17
      Slap Gordon says:

      ‘d rather have a slap Gordon feature and infinitely more violent.

      • 23
        Anonymous says:

        So remind me, how many of Griffin’s actions or decisions have resulted in the death of innocents – either here or abroad? How much cash has he stolen from the National Kitty? Has he personally brought this country to its knees?

        There’re a few more candidates further up the food chain who are worthy of a fucking good slap than this nomark!

        • 33
          Wattsinator says:

          This whole concertive media smear campaign is getting rather boring. I thought more of Fawkes than this.

        • 76
          cant hunter says:

          Well yes…but it was still great fun (it brought a little laughter into my miserable existence) , but please, please could we have a similar set up with Brown, or Blair, or that Smith thief.

        • 98
          Phil O'Pastree says:

          None, none and no.

          Because he has never been in power nor will he ever be.

          And so he is not a real threat of any sort but simply a creation of the far left to direct hatred and energies away from their miserable selves.

          In the interests of impartiality I demand slap face games of Jack Straw and Dimblebore.

          • barefootcontessa says:

            Agree 100%, and could add a few more names to that list!

          • Roger Rigid says:

            Quite agree, griffin may be a bit of a tit but he hasn’t caused all the damage to this country that gordon fourexing brown has, lets see brown, bliar, mandelson, straw etc given a good slap.

          • Andrew Neather says:

            Forget about slapping and start demanding some answers from Gordon,Tony and Jack over their covert immigration tactics

          • Billy Sarsted says:

            I have just shot gordon brown in the head.

            Pity it is only a paper target, still, one day…

          • Roger Rigid says:

            Andrew Neather said:

            [Forget about slapping and start demanding some answers from Gordon,Tony and Jack over their covert immigration tactics]

            Is that the same gordon, tony and jack that went to war on a lie causing the deaths of thousands of Iraqis and others?

            Demand some answers? Oh yes, only if you’re expecting the answers to be a load of fecking bollox!!

      • 39
        Happy slapping says:

        Amen to you suggestion, put Gordon Brown there….. actually, put the entire New Labour government in the picture so we can slap them all.

        • 246
          racist nazi twats with no sense of humour says:

          Guido mocks Broon and his Government almost every day

          Cameron not so much, but MPs get a good going over whatever the Party usually

          So if you can’t take the ridicule don’t put a bumbling twat on QuestionTime and expect everyone else to grovel at his feet like his B&P minions and arselickers

        • 330
          Jack Straw's dad says:

          Hey leave our Jack out of it. I’m a coward, my sons a Labour Monster… sorry minister qand my grandsons a drug dealer. Who says social mobility has decreased under New Labour.

          Signed Jack Straws dad.
          PS Jack can’t attention P.E. at school today as suffering from an absence of a spine(hereditory unfortunaty)

          • Invasion of the B&P trolls says:

            So Jack Straw’s a cock. No change there.
            Guido has ridiculed him countless times

            The difference is you don’t see a deluge of whining pussies throwing their toys out of the pram when Guido mocks Straw or Brown or anyone else

            Fuck off back to stormfront if you can’t take the spotlight

          • Dixie Dean says:

            Wow slag off Jack and get called a wacist!!! Who’s the troll here?

          • Invasion of the B&P trolls says:

            what part of “Jack Straw is a cock” did you find most hard to understand Trixie ?

            It’s Dickhead Griffin and his little racist minions who are getting called racists.
            twat

          • Dolly Draper says:

            Can I have my teddy bear back, mister?

      • 65
        ian e says:

        And if only it were for real!

    • 36
      shrinking sack of shite says:

      Can we have it with brooon and a nokia?….

    • 117
      realist says:

      It’s pathetic.

      Guido is just another media wannabe, as if we didn’t know that already.

      • 140
        Master Baiter says:

        Trollop of the racist sort.

        By ‘eck there’s a lot of ‘em, isn’t there Guidiot the Oaf?

        • 155
          thick as thieves says:

          shall we pretend they don’t exist like new labour, or shall we attack and defeat them them head on, on the front line.
          honestly MB, do you know what your problem is?
          you’ve got no nuts!
          oh yeah, I just slapped nick griffin 500 times.
          fucking awesome Guido!
          love it.

          • Master Baiter says:

            Puffin’ Billie, stop being pleasant.

            Stick it to the fascist racist trollops.

            KKK’s David Duke had plastic surgery on his face to give his chin a boost and on his chest to try to look ‘manly’.
            KKK’s David Duke is Nick Griffin’s close confidant.

            People giggle about little parties like the Mr Bean Pee, forgetting how racism is deep seated and violent in many parts of the world.

            Racism is no joke.
            Racism is wrong.

            God is Truth is Love

          • thick as thieves says:

            Jesus H Christ don’t get all fucking religious on us MB for fucks sake.
            we are all from the same soup so we are all equal.
            logic, innit.

        • 195

          The B&P aren’t racist, they just believe in “Affirmative Action” for a different group than the left.

          Is there too much difference between a whites only short-list and a women only short-list?

          • thick as thieves says:

            shut up you fucking cretin.
            the bn p are white supremacists, exactly the same as the KKK.
            you c’unt.

          • Ivor Schwartzporsche says:

            One is about skin colour and the other is about brains.

          • Master Baiter says:

            Fox News clone:

            Is affirmative action racist?

          • Archer Karcher says:

            Precisely, the ludicrous spectacle of the demonisation of Griffin as a horrible fascist racist, by a group of horrible fascist racists, is hypocritical posturing of the most extraordinary nature.

            The whole unedifying process shows all of them to be as verminous as each other.

            Griffin and his party are going nowhere and represent precisely zero threat to the political process in this country, on the other hand the liberal / fascist elite who are rather shamefully attempting to gather some mythical moral superiority, really are responsible for the collapse of the political system in this country and the arrival of the nadir we are now experiencing.

            Disraction, deflection and distortion are being used to fire up, what can only be described as mass hysteria over a group of nonentities.

            Griffin and his entire organisation would disappear tomorrow, if anyone in the consensus driven establishment could summon up the courage to return to politics driven by an overwhelming sense of what is right for the country and the inhabitants of these islands.

            Sadly none presently are capable and while that is so, shabby organisations like the B&P will have some transient currency.

          • No, they are racist

            Led by a racist National Front cun’t who makes racist statements and excludes non-white members but tries to pretend indiginous isn’t a laughable fig leaf of arbitrary genetic purity and timespan.

            Richard Dawkins, fatty is not.

          • > Is affirmative action racist?

            Is the pope catholic? Yes of course special preferences for groupings based on colour is racist. As the state is doing it, I would add it’s a form of apartheid.

          • king chillout says:

            well said Archer Karcher.

            Ten years ago I would never have voted for Griffin. Now I have no choice.
            They are the only party that want out of the EU and will really sort out immigration. The other parties do not even come close to those two core needs.

            I have to weigh up the pros and cons of voting for a racist party against what I think is best for the country as a whole. Much the same as I did when I used to vote Labour, but was 100% against their stupid Ban the Bomb policy.

            If another party like the Tories announced tomorrow that they would be pushing for the UK to withdraw from the EU once elected, I would vote for them, and Griffin and his party would crumble overnight.

            But that won’t happen, so I will keep voting for Griffin. Excuse me for using democracy in the way it was meant to be used.

            I’d also like to say I think racism is much over used as a thought crime and punches way above it’s weight. Much like all thought crime.
            Planning an illegal invasion of two countries, someone elses and YOUR OWN….now that is something to be demonised about !

        • 226

          Can you deal with ‘em?

    • 362
      So who has killed most Moslems? says:

      Yep, a bit of fun to slap Nick but what has he done to actually be slapped for?

      Labour have brought about the deaths of thousands of Iraqi and Afghan civilian Moslem’s, NOT Griffin.

      • 366
        thick as thieves says:

        crimes for which the members of the new labour war party should be hanged.

        • 390
          So who has killed Moslem's? says:

          Of course My title should have been: So who has actually killed Moslem’s? .

          The answer of course is NEW LABOUR with the support of THE CONSERVATIVES. Nick griffen has not killed one.

          How dare these two mainstream political groups label Griffin as a penitential threat when Labour and Conservatives have clouded to kill thousands of Moslem children?

    • 422
      Anonymous says:

      O Guido. Not Good Enough. You must try harder.

      • 507
        Egg Nog says:

        Me thinks Guido likes liking the liberal controlled media’s arse, that why he’s soooo daring attacking Griffin – there no honour in it. Stop it.

  2. 2
    Dick the Prick says:

    Tee hee hee and may be even a chortle.

  3. 3
    Sue Tzuzir says:

    Couldn’t you get one of Gordon?

    • 5
      Germoloids says:

      You took the words right out of my keyboard, and one of mandlesnake too!

      • 12
        Charles Flaccidwidger says:

        And Kinnock.

        • 19
          Sue Tzuzir says:

          Definetly Kinnock, you’d never tire of slapping Kinnock

          • Ivor Schwartzporsche says:

            Talking of Kinnock: I was reading earlier that if any euro parliamnetarians or staff speak out against europe they automatically lose their euro pension. Its true. I double checked it.

          • Skippy says:

            And that greedy bitch wife of his.

        • 38
          Anonymous says:

          And Bliar. And Campbell.

          • (Queen) Cherie Slotgob says:

            don’t you forget me

          • barefootcontessa says:

            And Chereeee, after all, besides just being herself, she fanned the flames of war re Iraq.

          • Master Baiter says:

            Who was the ‘leader’ of the Conservitudes in the run up to the Iraq invasion?

            No don’t say, it’s, it’s on the tip of……

            No, it’s gone, ah well, whoever it was supported the invasion. In fact supported it with vim and gusto, despite the whole of the rest of the world knowing that the ‘evidence’ and ‘intelligence’ was, shall we say tainted.

            There weren’t many Conservitudes demonstrating against the Iraq invasion, probably none.

          • South of the M4 says:

            Blair is charging £1 per slap.

          • barefootcontessa says:

            Certainly, conservatives are warmongers and did support the illegal war v Iraq. In their defence they did not have the ‘inside’ knowledge that Blair had, and were, therefore not in a position to judge whether to proceed with the war. Blair and Bush are culpable, I understand that his wife bent over backwards to persuade Newlabour MPs to back her husband and vote for the war. Blair should be put on trial for his part in this atrocity.

          • Phil O'Pastree says:

            Concerning Iraq, the Conservatives were deceived like everyone else in the country. Only one of those in the know was a decent man. Dr David Kelly.

        • 378
          revolting peasant says:

          Jacqui Smith, Tessa Jowell and that dodgy Baroness would top of my slapper list.

    • 22
      caesars wife says:

      it would need a certifcate 18 rating same as x box medal of honour does , might be a seller for microsoft 3d rendition of palace of westminster , you have to sneak round using various passes , bag over the head , get extra points for producing crime scene that implies improper sex or fight over brown envelope of cash.

    • 516
      Clive says:

      Quote:

      “After watching the build up to Question Time on TV, we wanted to see how people felt about Nick Griffin, so we put up an application called Slap Nick Griffin.

      “The experiment has attracted 20 million slaps, which we think is enough, so it has now been taken down.”

      ==

      In other words, we’ve clusterbombed their monthly data transfer allowance. Perhaps even their entire year’s allowance. That’s what happens if you associate with someone who isn’t very popular.

      I didn’t see the slap fight, but it’s fairly likely Nick Griffin’s face was a JPEG image inside the compiled Flash applet. It should be easy enough for someone with the full version of Adobe Flash to recompile the applet with different slap-magnets gurning away in there.

  4. 4
    jockstrap says:

    nasty nick at a panto near you this xmass, with duck house dell,and the seven deadly smells from westminister.

  5. 6
    NewsLion says:

    Publish a dossier of his comments, that would tickle my fancy

    http://newslion.blogspot.com/

  6. 7
    Australian PM John Howard says:

    Anyone got any piano wire? I fancy stringing up that commie bitch Yasmin Alibhai-Brown

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/the_daily_politics/8328042.stm

    • 11
      Dick the Prick says:

      I thought it was more embarassing than contemptable but i’m certainly willing to compromise.

      • 28
        the shade of dr kelly says:

        it was jaw droppingly good stuff – seeing alibhai-brown trying to tell the ex pm of australia that he didn’t know anything about australia.

        i thought andrew neil was going to start a fight with her as well as she almost played the race card with him early on.

        she is a one-woman case for tougher immigration controls!

        • 32
          Anonymous says:

          Yup, send her back to Kampala. Just a pity Amin’s not still in power!

        • 52
          Anonymous says:

          Labour will probably make alibhai-brown a special adviser on ethnic replacement…err I mean multiculturalism and diversity.

          • larf says:

            and if Labour dont, then Cameron will.

          • barefootcontessa says:

            Always thought she was a sensible thoughtful woman, but she came over as in immigrant with a big chip- trying desperately to put a cork back in to a bottle that’s been de-corked.

    • 48
      Peter B says:

      I emailed Daily Politics to apologise on behalf of us Brits to ex Aus PM for MS Brown’s behaviour – I subsequently email DP – referring to PY – ‘what a gentleman@

      Ms B !!! – Sickening !!!

    • 49
      • 55
        the shade of dr kelly says:

        do you think she was actually a sane person until she picked up the surname “brown” – could be a whole new manifestation of the curse of brown.

        • 87
          Anonymous says:

          She got an Alibi?

        • 203

          She’s just simply fucking rude and deluded.

          She’s so far up the agenda that she cannot see that she is talking absolute tosh.

          It’s got so bad that I hope one day someone will just punch her in the face and say “Shut up with your ridiculous faux racists nonsense woman and iron my fucking shirt!”

          • Anonymous says:

            People should learn not to bite the hand that feeds them.

            Or the hand might be withdrawn suddenly.

      • 67
        Throbber says:

        She is a disgrace – she see’s herself as baing apart and better than the rest of Britain.

        • 149
          barefootcontessa says:

          Bit like Bonnie Greer. There’s a supercilious, arrogant, better than thou person if there ever was one!

          • righty right wing (mrs) says:

            Remarkable that in the whole of Great Britain we simply lack the talent to staff the British Museum – & require a Yank extremist to do the job for us.

            Where did it all go wrong?

          • Peter B says:

            Where did it all go wrong?

            People voted NuLiebor !!!

          • Anonymous says:

            Didn’t Bonnie Greer.claim she was only over here to escape the Bushitler terror regime.

            Well, now he’s gone and the Messiah is President shouldn’t she piss off back to her own country?

          • Brown's a Tosser says:

            12 Years of Nulabour that is the problem.

        • 265
          Airey Belvoir says:

          Her big idea seems to be that we should not admit immigrants on the basis of what they can contribute to our society , but what they ‘need’ from us. Madness. As Kennedy said “Ask not what your country’ etc

      • 77
        Throbber says:

        She really is a Hunt. She knows nothing about that on which she pontificates.
        Mind you that is the dictionary definition of a leftie.

        • 88
          Dick the Prick says:

          Dunning Kruger effect – bit of an epidemic

          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect

        • 100
          Ratsniffer says:

          She is a total and utter discrace and she is rapidly becoming the Beeb’s new Polly. Another one of the handwringing liberal elite.

        • 124
          cant hunter says:

          She’s fucking useless, trouble is she really thinks she’s important and good at what she attempts. How much does the Indie pay her ? Its money for old balti. Please lock her in a room with Mary ( all moist when thinking of Cyclops Brown) Riddell and that Toynbee anaesthetic and detonate.

          • Doc Trough says:

            Brillo sounds like Joyce Grenfell:

            “….and Yasmin…….don’t do that..”

          • thick as thieves says:

            she is talking gibberish.
            she is a politician supremacist and as such she is a danger to the cohesion of the citizens and residents of this country and should be hanged.

          • Allan@Aberdeen says:

            Yasmin Alibhai-Brown was on the panel of Question Time immediately post-9/11 and she said that the US deserved the attacks. Mind you, the specially-selected BBC audience for that night agreed with her and together they baited the former US Ambassador to the UK in such a manner that it shamed Britain

      • 97
        ZaNuLabour Fascist says:

        Alibaba is a rude bitch. Crazy woman! Howard is right – sort out asylum and freeloaders and people are more receptive to immigration which serves the host country! Besides, what is Alibaba’s twaddle about “people who need to come in” – perhaps someone should explain to Alibaba that in a democracy, politicians are elected to serve the citizens who voted for them, not all the foreigners who didn’t!!!

      • 131
        Ivor Schwartzporsche says:

        She wouldn’t look out of place cleaning u-bends

    • 59
      The Kestion says:

      Ah yes ‘alibi’

      Here’s one of Griff speaking like what Ali ba ba writes.

    • 80
      Anonymous says:

      Another one of the Yazzmonster’s finest moments. Not sure if it’s part one or part two that she suggests that if Israel give up their weapons Iran would do the same.

    • 181
      Erich Honecker says:

      She is a caricature ungrateful immigrant and an inflammatory racist to boot. Still, according to The Guardian’s Joseph Harker, and that grotesque stasi telltale Jo Brand, only white people can be racist, so I must be wrong.

    • 240
      Anonymous says:

      What a stupid woman.

      She clearly has no intelligence.

      If she came in under a points system, she would have failed.

    • 245
      Ivor Schwartzporsche says:

      Alibahi-Brown is the most odious person I’ve ever heard. Period.

      • 382
        Tron says:

        YAB was welcomed into this country when she was thrown out of Africa yet she spits in the face of the English on every occasion . She hates our history and culture and she has done a good job ( with her Labour Luvvie friends ) of dragging both down into a PC mess.
        If The Indie goes bust the BBC will employ her. One way or another that racist woman will never be off our screens.
        We invited her here and gave her a home. Are we tolerant or are we stupid ?

        • 508
          Egg Nog says:

          Fucking cheeky bastard, it has begun to piss me off like it never used to to hear people like her say ‘we’ when referring to the British. Get to fuck, you’ll never be British you chippy cow aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrgh.

  7. 8
    Tesco is Shite says:

    I’m with Sue. How about slapping Cyclops, Los Millibands, McNulty and Harridan. They’ve done more to screw up my life, and yours, than Griffin ever did, or will.

    • 35
      albacore says:

      Got to be the Millipedes.
      There’s a reek of brimstone about every picture of them.

      • 78
        Master Baiter says:

        Nah, Griffin is the one to slap.

        • 86
          Alex Hilton says:

          Baiter, I’m after you! I shall sit at flabby Gordon’s right hand, not you.Mmmmmwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaa!!!!

          • Master Baiter says:

            George Osborne is looking more paranoid by the minute, his emergency conference diet is coming apart at the seams too.
            To be honest he’s a gift.

        • 107
          Ivor Schwartzporsche says:

          Miliband is THE one to slap for the simple reason; it is none other than He and the signature of his person upon the Lisbon Treaty. He has no alibi. Slap him.

      • 101
        Stronghold Barricades says:

        Not worth wasting any time on the milliblands

  8. 9
    Anonymous says:

    Got to 250 then got bored. Could last longer if it were slippery Jack or the Gorgon though.

  9. 10

    Need one for Jacqui Smith, Patrician Scotland, Harriet and best of all Cherie Blair

    How could ever get tired of slapping that dreadful grasping woman

  10. 13
    Question Slyme says:

    Nick Griffin for EU president

  11. 14
    albacore says:

    Psst! Guido! Everybody already knew you were a slapper.

  12. 15
    The Ghost of Christmas Past says:

    This is just silly and puerile.

    Everyone knows it should have been bliar and browns faces that need a good slap.
    Oh and that bitch mini-gland too.
    Far more important stuff going on than the need to slap griffenwaffen…we can do that when we’re out of the EU.

  13. 15
    chomping on the bit says:

    1008 before getting bored

  14. 20
    Anonymous says:

    Try it whilst spanking your monkey!

  15. 21
    abritishaboridgene says:

    Why don’t you put Dimblebollocks up there and ask for conspirators to arse-fuck him?

  16. 24
    Rio Ferdinand says:

    833 slaps in 30 seconds

    • 29
      Alex Ferguson says:

      If you smoked less blow you would have slapped him quicker son.

    • 304
      Fernando Torres, Red Goal Machine says:

      If you spent more time training and less time messing about on web-sites, you wouldn’t have looked such a nob on Sunday, would you. Whose your daddy now?

  17. 27
    John Terry says:

    how did he do that?

    i got 241 in 30 seconds and Griffin is still talkin’!!

  18. 30
    Mike Law says:

    You delete Griffin’s comments! You are kidding… why would you do that?

    I cannot think of anything better than tearing that idiot a spare arsehole on this blog; why spoil our potential fun?

    • 123
      Master Baiter says:

      Probably in truth they don’t want to be associated with racist fascist trollops.

      • 260
        SO17 says:

        Do you have dreams where you project your skinny white ass into the ‘Roots’ film storyline. Where you have superhuman powers and destroy all the slave owners?
        All the freed women slaves shouting Massah Baiter as they strip off their kit?
        Admit it you do.

        • 289
          Master Baiter says:

          Substitute freed young boy slaves and you’ve nailed it.

        • 294
          stilyagi_air_corps says:

          And in your dreams you can
          see yourself as a prophet, saving the World
          I just can’t believe
          You are such a fool

          – Frank Zappa

          • thick as thieves says:

            zappa was up his own arse aswell.
            not the best example to offer SAC.

          • Fenland Nelly says:

            tat, is it true you’re an illegal immigrant hiding out in a crummy, shit-stained bedsit?

            Is that why you hate English people?

          • meals on wheels says:

            thick as thieves is actually a club-footed, hunchbacked dwarf from the Asian sub-continent, living in his own filth in a one-bedroomed council flat in Mandela Towers in Hackney.

            He lives on Mars Bars, apart from one free halal meal a day delivered to his door by a nice, white, middle-class lady from the Immigrant Welfare Council.

          • nell says:

            I suspect that tat is none of that.

            As a mental analogy of course that would fit broon or griffen perfectly apart from the asian connection. But only beanpea would be interested in that bit.

          • fuck this I’m going for a pint

          • stop the rot says:

            This blog is almost totally dumbed-down and infantilised these days.

            A lot fewer posts from the likes of ‘thick as thieves’, ‘master baiter’ and ‘nell’ would improve the quality immeasurably.

            Perhaps it’s too much to hope for.

          • you have my axe says:

            we must stop the cancer that is killing guidos site.

          • thick as thieves says:

            hey, I have been away for a couple of days and I have had a lot of insults to catch up with.
            lighten up you miserable bastard.
            you just can’t please some people.

          • shake your lettuce says:

            mine is made of Blackpool Rock

          • rick says:

            Trollop.

          • we must stop the cancer that is killing the UK

            and its name is Labour

          • nell says:

            Well fenland nelly you sure are not from the fens because we do not use that sort of language!!

          • LOLLOL says:

            Nell, why don’t you go and hang out on somewhere like popbitch. It would be much more your cup of tea, dear.

            How’s the banjo practice going?

          • nell says:

            hello beanpea person .

            Why are you on here ? Remind me???

            When you do not agree with guido’s point of view ????

          • LOLLOL says:

            So, Nelly, is this blog only open to those who share “guido’s point of view”? (whatever that is)

            You may indulge in mass groupthink in the backward Fens but round here we prefer to think for ourselves, or is that too alien a concept for someone with 6 toes on each foot and a brain the size of a walnut?

          • Ed says:

            We’ve got rid of tat, now it’s just nell and master baiter to go before standards on this blog can get back to how they were before these muppets dumbed it down.

          • stilyagi_air_corps says:

            OK, OK. ‘Rat Race’ by the Specials. The entire lyric.

      • 352
        thick as thieves says:

        Oi, don’t call me a trollop… OK!

      • 374
        The Ghost of Christmas Past says:

        Or arselicking marxists with a penchant for talking from the anal orifice.

  19. 31

    You people on the right are all so violent and beastly…

    • 40
      Question Slyme says:

      Thank goodness I’m on the left like Stalin and Moa Tse Tung who abhored violence!

      • 56

        Being a Maoist is a good start to running the EU.

      • 71
        dead and buried says:

        100 million+ dead is the price worth paying to keep the left in power and spread Communism.

        Labour love Hitler for showing how a lie can be turned into truth to keep the people in check with secret police (ACPO). Labour love Stalin for showing that the state can be made all powerful, despite a brain drain that cripples your economy. Labour like Chairman Mao for showing the benefits of a “cultural revolution”.

        • 262
          thick as thieves says:

          hey, dead and buried, do you know how many people america has killed since the end of the second world war?
          70 million.
          they better pull their socks up and try much harder if they wish to out do the socialists’ 100 million dead civilians, innit.
          and then they really will be NUMBER ONE!
          USA USA NUMBER ONE CIVILIAN KILLERS!
          top of the charts.

          • Call me Infidel says:

            70 million eh? Evidence? Thought not.

          • thick as thieves says:

            evidence you dog?
            the american military industrial complex, to quote an american president, has been involved in perpetual conflicts of its own making for every single day since the end of the second world war.
            you fucking cretinous c’unt.
            are you a Holocaust denier as well, infidel?

          • Caveat emptor says:

            Evidence. Unsupported statements are merely opinions and should be prefaced as such.

            viz. In my opinion, 70 million etc. etc.

          • thick as thieves says:

            google it motherfucker. I am not here to spoonfeed imbeciles like you.
            do your own research you lazy c’unt.

          • Call me Infidel says:

            As I said where’s your evidence? You have none, just your bullshit and bluster. What has the the holocaust got to do with this? Are you trying to pin that on the US as well? You really are a half-witted moron.

          • thick as thieves says:

            fuck off you Holocaust denier.

      • 79
        ZaNuLabour Fascist says:

        You forgot Pol Pot and his pupil Brown.

    • 47
      Sue Tzuzir says:

      I went to school with someone called Fabian, he was a right knob. Kicked shit out of him on a daily basis.

    • 58
      Degrees for all says:

      …and you love it. Welcome back babe.

  20. 37
    Anonymous says:

    Can we have a CAMEROON one?

  21. 40
    Prezza says:

    Perhaps a Mandy A.R.S.E fookin game?

  22. 46
    Bob says:

    Thats it, puerile games that may Britain Great!
    SALCK off, do nothing…………….

  23. 50
    No friend of Nick's says:

    Childish !!

  24. 51
    righty right wing (mrs) says:

    Slow scandal & news day?

  25. 54
    Gonk says:

    Nick Griffin makes me burst out with laughter but Yasmin tum te tum Brown
    makes me want to take a 20 yard run up and barge her
    into a wall.

  26. 66
    Big Bazongas says:

    I’ll take Griffin before Straw every time. EVERY time. Straw’s sleazy, miserable evasions on QT were utterly abominable and indefensible. At least Griffin attempts a modicum of honesty in his replies, even if he is sometimes deluded.

    • 157
      barefootcontessa says:

      It was amusing when jack the straw nearly lost his rag. Jack the straw does not like it up him!

      • 193
        Anonymous says:

        When you appear on a panel discussion with a fascist and come out of if looking worst you have to start wondering where it all went wrong.

  27. 70
    Master Baiter says:

    If infantile, Guidiot the Oaf, for once a pleasing post.

  28. 73
    Susie says:

    In the meantime, here’s another lefty hoon playing with his bunny…

    http://www.rathergood.com/bunny_too_tight

  29. 75
    Cream Puff says:

    Brilliant, Slap a Nazi!

  30. 82
    SO17 says:

    If race isn’t an issue why do the left keep making it one?
    Laws and regulations to protect minoritys. Schemes and projects to advance minoritys.
    If the British people are such Bastards that all of these measures are needed to make immigration and intergration work why do it?
    The lefts solution in all things they get wrong is to reinforce failiure until they get the result they want.
    I think Nick Griffin likes me but I know Jack Straw and his mates hate my fucking guts.
    So I wont do any slapping.

    • 91
      Master Baiter says:

      Another racist trollop

    • 98

      Because minorities are more violent than the exisiting population.

      http://bastardoldholborn.blogspot.com/2009/10/race-hate.html

      • 126
        Master Baiter says:

        Do minorities not exist, idiot?

        • 142
          SO17 says:

          I hate the left not the immigrant patsy that you and your patronising one world fucktoids exploit.
          YOU keep black people in a permanent state of victimhood that puts the break on their advancement not me.

          • Zil Mentality says:

            Also, as needs to be pointed out as often as possible ( which the Bator hates )

            ZuNuLiebor elite love employing domestic slaves ‘off the book’ to save a penny or two on the minimum wage and if they are illegal immigrants, even better! who are they going to complian to.

          • Master Baiter says:

            Zil death us do part

            Bleedin’ skarsgit!

          • Zil Mentality says:

            The original skarsgit of course spawned the god awful letterbox mouth Cherie

          • Dixon of Duck Green says:

            its ‘scousegit’ jeeps give me strength

        • 220

          The figures state than Black minorities are involved in 30 times more racism than whites on a population equalised basis.

          Fighting immigration is therefore fighting racism. Surely the B&P is therefore anti-racist?

          • thick as thieves says:

            argued the member of the KKK.

          • No arguing about it, the figures state that.

          • thick as thieves says:

            I, unlike the labour or bn p party, am willing to engage in the debate.
            many people travelling to this country are coming from less lawful countries than ours.
            some of that lawlessness is caused by our foreign policy and some from the lack of law in the mother countries, but that does not detract from the fact that both new labour’s foreign and domestic policy has failed to protect British citizens and residents.
            that failing is sufficient, in my mind, for the conservatives to call a vote of no confidence in the labour government for failing to honour its primary duty.

          • What’s to debate?

            This is a fact. Black minorities are involved in 30 times more racism than whites on a population equalised basis.

            It would seem that Anti-immigration is the most effective measure to lower Racist attacks.

      • 146
        public service announcement says:

        Only white people are racist.

    • 264
      Ivor Schwartzporsche says:

      SO17 says:
      October 27, 2009 at 4:03 pm
      If race isn’t an issue why do the left keep making it one?
      ——————————
      SO17-Because it keeps them in work. I’ll give a very good example: Traffic Wardens are there to keep traffic flowing. Right? Then why do they clamp vehicles so that they remain on the yellow line. Its to make money out of fining folk. They put lines down where there isn’t a problem anyway.
      We’ve been had over too often and we’re going to fight back. One more thing: How much pollution as a result of making red & yellow road paint and the machines to lay it down?

      • 307
        Ivor Schwartzporsche says:

        PS. I went up to a Traffic Warden in Calshot St. I asked where he was from. He said kenya. I said so its true then?
        He said, “Whats true?
        I said “The flap of a butterfly’s wings in Brazil can set off a storm in Texas.

    • 332
      Anonymous says:

      When the inevitable happens and the left’s dopey socially engineered multicultural paradise fails to materialise, they already have the scapegoat set-up; the indigenous Britons.

  31. 84
    Six Dinner Sid says:

    Pretty feeble I must confess.

    Could do better G Fawkes.

    3/10.

  32. 89
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Why slap NicK?
    Heterosexual family man who loves his country, wants to flog and hang scum.
    He is a “toy town Nazi”?
    Add up how many people he has had killed compared to Blair and that weird fucker who is currently squatting in 10 Downing St

    • 93
      Master Baiter says:

      And another racist trollop

    • 94
      Master Baiter says:

      I curse you Beast. Bow down and spank the monkey to a picture of Gordon in his holiday sports jacket, like I do.

      A wank I think.

      • 104
        George Osborne says:

        ‘Ere stop messin’ abahht!

      • 129
        The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

        Its the “Slacks ” that are tucked in to his socks on the beech that does it for me
        Gordon all relaxed with a laptop, 50 red boxes 10 phones, highly buffed shoes and a bucket and spade
        A man at ease with himself having just saved the world.
        Thank God for Gordon

    • 172
      barefootcontessa says:

      Lot of truth in that BoC, not because Griffin isn’t pretty nauseating – both externally and internally – (he suffers from the same ‘bad eye’ and quivering lips problem as our revered gorgon), but because he didn’t start an illegal war and thus isn’t responsible for the deaths of thousands of innocents , you can blame the Bliar for that!

    • 505
      Anonymous says:

      Agreed – there are other targets.
      Yet we concertrate of Nick.

  33. 92
    Seasick Dave says:

    Eight more US troops killed in Afghanistan today.

  34. 96

    http://www.liberalconspiracy.org/2009/10/27/spectator-tries-to-airbrush-out-aids-denialism-screening/

    I fucking hate Sunny Hundal – what a Hoon. He’s the Nathan Barley of politics. Can somebody make us a slap Hundal game please?

  35. 119
    Anonymous says:

    Could we have one for Ed Cajones?

  36. 121
    Ratsniffer says:

    The whole of the Bee En Pee deserve a slap, for trying to slip under the radar with real racism, not handwringing liberal patronising percieved racism, but the real McCoy.

    However all of this has acted as a convenient diversion for Snotty and his chums to try to claim the moral high ground when in reality – and for reasons of sheer political spite – they simply opened our borders and then tried to hide it from the public.

    Jack Straw is an utterly odious creature. If Michael Howard has “something of the night” about him, then Straw is Nosferatu, and his faustian pact to decieve the British public in the name of “multiculturalism” will rank as one of the most undemocratic acts, ever.

    No wonder he looked so shifty on QT the other night. This single act alone has allowed the likes of the Bee En Pee to prosper, and he and his disgusting marxist chums should be thoroughly ashamed.

    • 138
      LOL says:

      Ratsniffer, sociopaths like Straw, Brown, and Blunkett don’t feel shame.

      It’s kill or be killed as far as they are concerned.

  37. 130
    Andy says:

    Looks like Guido’s “slap Griffin” thread has backfired just like BBC’s show-trial of him did last week.

    Perhaps most people in Britain are just sick to the back teeth of political correctness, multi-culturalism, and being made to feel like outcasts in their own country.

    If we want to slap anyone it’s Brown, Mandelson, Cameron, Huhne, Clegg, Warsi, Alibaiah-Brown and the rest of the scum who’ve sold us down the river.

    • 136
      Master Baiter says:

      Cheer up Andy, you must come over and we can sit and look at my Gordon Brown memorabilia together in my bedroom. Scrummy, you’ll be loving Chairman Gord like I do in no time.

      A wank before you arrive, I think.

    • 320
      Engineer says:

      Andy, your second paragraph is about right, but perhaps we could add “being comprehensively ripped off by taxation, lied to, ignored and denigrated”.

  38. 139
    Four eyes says:

    Steady as you go…

  39. 150
    Dick the Prick says:

    Except he has done a few days ago but don’t let facts get in the way of whatever it is you’re whinging about eh?

    • 162
      Ed says:

      Correction Mr Prick. There have been no threads on Guido’s blog about Neathergate.

      Iain Dale had had one though, to his credit.

      • 234
        Dick the Prick says:

        It was quote of the day which gets its own thread through Politics Home so only about 5 of us ever comment on it. Yeah, fair play – point conceded.

  40. 152
    Jon Forest says:

    What we need is one where we can enter the cabinet room and slaughter the New Labour liars and traitors therein with an axe. The game would be to see who could inflict most damage in 30 seconds.
    All in jest of course – but we could keep the details of the winner handy for a time when that particular skill set could be put to real use.

  41. 153
    The Lunatic Leader of Londistan, the Bonkers Bullion Bungler, the lying git says:

    FOR ALL HIS FAULTS, – NICK GRIFFIN ACTUALLY SAYS SOMETHING THAT RESONATES WITH MANY PEOPLE.

    MAKE FUN – SLAP – PONTIFICATE – FEEL HORRIFIED – PUT ON THE PO-FACE AND ACT LIKE A HOON – DO ANYTHING YOU LIKE – BUT YOU CAN’T IGNORE THAT HE’S DRAWING PEOPLE

    How can I compete with that?

    • 167
      Swamped in Peterborough says:

      I’d rather vote for him than slap him.

    • 175
      thick as thieves says:

      oh yeah, nick’s a big draw: on question time he blew his own brains out with a shotgun while 8 million people were watching.
      the ugly, inadequate moron placed the barrel into his mouth and gently squeezed the trigger.
      politically speaking, griffin’s finished.
      now we can get on to the real debate without it being hijacked by white supremacists.

      • 188
        LOL says:

        What real debate would that be then t(w)at?

        should you have three wagonwheels and a bottle of tizer for your tea or go mad and lash out on a doner kebab followed by a wank over a picture of the Bullingdon Boys?

        BTW, are they still poking their knobs through your letterbox?

      • 241
        Nick says:

        OK can you get around to dropping the ‘as thieves’ bit from your moniker now.

      • 243
        Rip Van Winkle says:

        tat, you’re talking out of your back orifice again!

        Never underestimate just how dumb the British electorate is. After all, they voted this present shambles in three times and there’s still one in four of them that would do it again.

        You couldn’t make it up.

        • 267
          thick as thieves says:

          a small and dwindling percentage voted for the new labour war and occupation party. a hung parliament will be the outcome of the next election.
          nick, who the fuck are you?
          fuck off you nobody.
          thanks.

    • 431
      Charles Manson says:

      Didn’t know he was an artist – what type of people does he draw? Fakhirs?

  42. 156
    FrogDog says:

    He still doesn’t shut up….you can go on forever slapping him. I gave up at 1007…….

    Is there a Gordon the Moron slap-o-meter or even a Gordon the Slapper meter……. come on lads get fondling that software. And can we see some blood trickling/gushing from his orifices as well. Ah yes!

    Ta nicely

    • 311
      Susie says:

      Last night I had this lovely dream… I was a drone flying over Afghanistan and my computer went berserk and I took out Gordon by mistake.

      Everyone was very sorry and they held a public inquiry into the accident which concluded that it was no-one’s fault, but lessons would be learned.

  43. 161
    FrogDog says:

    As Chicken Yoghurtz says

    One is a fat, wonkey-eyed loser with repugnant attitudes towards immigration, and the other is the leader of the British National Party.

    One has his thugs break down foreigners’ doors at dawn, and the other is the leader of the British National Party.

    One has his thugs intern foreigners and their children, and the other is the leader of the British National Party.

    One has his thugs regularly and frequently beat foreigners, and the other is the leader of the British National Party.

    One has his thugs traumatise foreigners’ children, and the other is the leader of the British National Party.

    One is loading darkies on to planes and sending them back to some of the world’s worst hellholes, and the other is the leader of the British National Party.

    As the Yarls Wood door clanged shut on her, no doubt Adeoti Ogunsola said to herself, ‘thank God Gordon Brown isn’t a fascist’.

    As the life drained out of him, no doubt Manuel Bravo said to himself, ‘thank God Gordon Brown isn’t a fascist’.

    As the bullets thudded into him, no doubt Adam Osman Mohammed said to himself, ‘thank God Gordon Brown isn’t a fascist’.

    Half the country seems up in arms that Nick Griffin is being allowed near a television studio but when a man, who has done things to foreigners that would give Griffin wet dreams from here to eternity goes, goes on GMTV barely anybody squeaks. Hell, a huge chunk of them voted for him.

    Some fat wannabe-Nazi pillock goes on the telly and you’d think the barbarians were at the gates. The Prime Minister is shipping darkies off like so much freight and we’re more worried about whether the one with all the teeth from Girls Aloud is lip-synching on Saturday night TV. And yet Griffin’s never going to wreck the number of lives Brown has – not if he lives to be a thousand.

    Griffin’s a bleep in a small, squalid way. You want to see a proper bleep? He’s running the bleeping country.

    Steady on lads….a bit more decorum is needed here…none of that bleeping nonsense…..

  44. 163
    Blugirl says:

    I expect to……or be called a racist….you know the usual rhetoric from the likes of Master Baiter….though I prefer to call him a prick with a d##k

  45. 165

    FORGET WHAT THEY SAID IN SOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AND WALK AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, IF MY DREAMS FOR LABOUR CAN’T GET YOU THROUGH ONE MORE DAY………

  46. 166
    • 171
      realpolitik says:

      Too late, he’s going to sign next week. UKIP might aswell disband and you lot start voting Tory again.

      Dave promises to look at the EU, immigration and all those other trivial little things that you lot are so concerned about.

      • 186
        thick as thieves says:

        selloutpolitik,
        dave is a useless c’unt. if you put your trust in dodgy dave you must be fucking mental.
        grow a spine eh you fucking coward.

        • 192
          LOL says:

          Poor old thick as thieves. The thick tosser doesn’t understand irony when it’s staring him in the face

          ROTFLMAO!!

          • thick as thieves says:

            oh God, you really don’t understand this game do you?
            points retard, it is all about how many points you score and how quickly.
            how they are scored and who sets them up is of no consequence.
            a bit like you.

          • ROTF says:

            Only in your tiny, deranged mind, thick as shit. Out here in the real world everybody is laughing their tits off at you!

          • thick as thieves says:

            free entertainment is not to be despised you fool.
            first you must win the people. the question is how.
            here ends today’s lesson.

      • 190
        Susie says:

        The Jury’s still out… the case has been adjourned until 3rd November.

        We can stop Lisbon YES WE CAN!

      • 191
        Gonk says:

        What are you concerned about. Where to get good coffee, choice of bands in
        the students union.

      • 277
        Ivor Schwartzporsche says:

        @realpolitik
        You’re sooo wrong. Anyway, although I’ve signed all the petitions I still can’t help thinking that having the lisbon Treaty in place at the next election may be better. Why you may ask?
        Because the fight back for our country will get proper serious. Especially when folk such as journalists realise that they won’t be needed anymore and foreign police will work here for half the money, etc.

  47. 168
    SO17 says:

    Labour love diversity so much that all our town and city centres look the same.
    Full of baseball capped patois speaking mockneys who listen to the same music,watch Xfactor and eat shit out of a bucket.
    please save me Mr somali wife beater from dying of mediocraty.

    • 175
      realpolitik says:

      It’s called multi-cultural enrichment.

      You’re supposed to celebrate it, not complain about it.

      Now stick your head back up your arse and get back to slapping Naughty Nick the Fascist Bogeyman.

      • 216
        thick as thieves says:

        said the guy with the pillow case on his head.

        • 224
          ROTFLMAO says:

          Said the guy with his boyfriend’s skid-marked underpants on his head.

          Poor old tat, you really are a feckin joke aren’t you!

        • 254
          Sign Of The Cross says:

          It’s not a pillowcase, it’s a proper pointy hat with eye holes in and I’m watching you.

    • 229
      Anonymous says:

      They seem to draw the line at diversity of ideas though.

  48. 170
    Jackboot soon to stamping on your face says:

    DU HAST DU HAST

    Du hast

    Du
    Du hast
    Du hast mich

    Du
    Du hast
    Du hast mich

    Du hast mich
    Du hast mich gefragt
    Du hast mich gefragt
    Du hast mich gefragt und ich hab nichts gesagt

    Willst du bis der tod euch scheidet
    Treu ihr sein fr alle tage…

    Nein

    Willst du bis zum tod der scheide
    Sie lieben auch in schlechten tagen….

    Nein

  49. 182
    Jonty enjoying university still says:

    I love mincing with the freshmens

    lgbtcampaign@labourstudents.org.uk

  50. 185
    General Lee says:

    How sad.

    Not one of the odious Griffin’s “policies” has affected anyone, anywhere, at any time.

    Save your energy for the creeps ruining the country

    • 214
      barefootcontessa says:

      Why is everyone with normally good sense over reacting re Griffin? The immigration policy of newlabour HAS been a disaster, but Griffin will be a flash in the pan, and will, like Powell dissappear like snow off a dyke. I’ve never heard such unutterable rubbish coming out of the mouthes of normally thoughtful sensible people. Politicians all have an axe to grind so it’s no use listening to anything they say.

  51. 189
    Whining little shits who can't stand to see their fatarse gay Fuhrer mocked says:

    Booo hooo hoo! Booo hooo hoo! Booo hooo hoo! Booo hooo hoo! Booo hooo hoo! Booo hooo hoo! Waah WAAAAAHHH!! WAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

    • 202
      Sir William Waad says:

      Careful, you’ll tip the potty over.

    • 204
      LOL says:

      Don’t call Gordon Brown a “fatarse gay Fuhrer”. He may mince a lot and holiday in Cape Cod, but how can he be gay when he’s married FFS!

      On the other hand, he did have an affair with Mandelson, so maybe you’re right.

      • 258
        NanziBoy Nicky and his Gay Lover Martin Webster says:

        In an attempt to head off continuing rumours about Griffin’s bisexual past, and in particular Griffin’s failure to sue his alleged former lover Martin Webster, deputy to Tyndall in the 1970s NF, and The Sunday Times and Searchlight who reported the relationship, Lecomber has repeatedly posted messages on a B&P Internet discussion board turning attention onto Tyndall. In deeply homophobic terms, Lecomber questions why Tyndall failed to oust his former deputy when he obviously knew of his gay relationship.

        Always fun to post. LMFAO!

    • 207
      yeh but no but says:

      yeah but it aint exacatly hard or oringinal to go after the easy targets is it.

      If people put as much time into publically dissing nu labour as they did Mrs T and Griffin we would not be in shit we are today

      • 261
        NanziBoy Nicky and his Gay Lover Martin Webster says:

        Mr Fawkes hammers Broon regulalry

        Are you new here ?

        • 440
          Charles Manson says:

          Should have started in 1996 though. Started too late and look where that has got us!

  52. 197
    Sir William Waad says:

    I don’t know what all the fuss is about. He’s not exactly Oswald Mosley and even if he does want to send Dame Shirley Bassey into exile for some reason that escapes the rest of us, nobody’s going to let him. Can we think of something more important, like how we keep the lights on in future, how we feed ourselves, war, terrorism, health, education or Jacqui’s bathplug?

    • 232
      caesars wife says:

      Evening standard running news that Griffin to be challenged as leader !! citing that he didnt get over the other nationalist themes , so perhaps QT was more contrived than we first thought , if they dont want other nationalist themes to escape into peoples minds , wonder what they are ??

      jasmin did an excellent job on DP left me totally convinced the socialists want to destroy everything . citing that debate has got out control sounds like they are getting a bit worried , Andrew neils figures were alarming and he gets former Austrailian PM on his show must be biggest world leader to share DP mug of tea .

  53. 198
    streamfisher says:

    Nick Griffin is not and never will be in a position to influence the Governance of this Country, thought he was old news well chewed over by the rabid attack dogs. Please concentrate on the Hyenas for now.

  54. 211
    Das Fuhrer Comrade Gorgon Brownstatinovich, lying, twofaced creep says:

    BOOOO HOOOOOOOO!!!!!

    I want people to slap MEEEEEEEE!!!

    anything to be noticed!!!!!

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    Princess Polytwaddle says

    I LOVE YOU GORGON!!!!!

    • 233
      caesars wife says:

      Tonybee getting slapped by little john is still a classic , oh the joys of unmasking the labour lies back then , funny how they keep inventing news ones though

      • 299
        Ratsniffer says:

        It was funny, CW, very funny, but he didn’t go in hard enough…the likes of smug patronising toybee have been needing a good slap for years…..allowed to waffle on with their dripping wet idiology on the BBC for so long that they look utterly horrified if they are actually challenged for spouting such deranged waffle.

  55. 223
    barefootcontessa says:

    Slap Nick Griffin? – NEVER – What a ridiculous idea! he’d enjoy it too much!

    • 345
      Invasion of the B&P trolls says:

      He does enjoy a good slap on the cheeks from his gay lover Martin Webster

  56. 231
    Lizzie says:

    Off topic here, because Griffin isn’t worth commenting on. I see Cameron has given the thumbs down to President Blair, oh dear! Blair hasn’t applied yet as he is considering the salary, which may not be enough.

    • 252
      streamfisher says:

      He has paid his deposit on it, several billion ongoing (Blair gives back U.K. rebate to EEC). Do you still think he doesn’t want the job?

      • 306
        Lizzie says:

        Blair would take it if it were offered to him I’m sure, if only to upstage Brown yet again. But there are others Europeans who are very interested, Blair had better brush up on his French.

        • 501
          Flat Hedgehog says:

          I seem to remember he’s got enough french to impress them (ie more than none).

          They should perhaps be reminded about Iraq if ever they get enthusiastic about him.

    • 463
      Fernando Torres, Red Goal Machine says:

      Salary never bothered Blair much. He managed to get 15 million quids worth of property on a salary of less than 200 grand. Self-certification, I believe. All the nobs that voted for him want certifying.

  57. 236
    rick says:

    Nothing to see here – just slap along folks – ignore that Straw man behind the curtain.

  58. 238
    Rip Van Winkle says:

    Guido, you’re barking up the wrong tree, me old mucker.

    Haven’t you realised yet? The masses HATE the professional political class. The more you try to denigrate the likes of Griffin, whatever you may feel about him, the more the masses will be drawn to him.

    My enemy’s enemy is my friend.

    • 316
      Anonymous says:

      UKIPs silence on Neathergate is also worrying. You’d think they would want to seize the moment and come out as a viable, non-fascist alternative to those feeling disillusioned and let down.

  59. 239
    SO17 says:

    ‘Toleration’ whats that shit about?
    I have piles which I have to tolerate but I dont fucking like them.
    Another lefty soundbite that means fuck all.

    • 274

      They don’t want toleration they want you to love them shitting down your neck. It’s about control always was, always will be power over others the left loves.

    • 446
      Charles Manson says:

      Toleration means keep taking the medicine and doing (and thinking) what you are told by the leftie fascists. Got it?

  60. 250
    Down with Brown! says:

    500 slaps until I got bored.

    • 275
      Max says:

      Got to 983, couldn’t find a way of stopping except by closing the tab; there is usually a time frame to make the thing more sporting so I presume it’s another BBC cock up?

  61. 256
    • 297
      caesars wife says:

      Aljahbeeba making healine the most any Mp has yet had to repay , and making out tories worst troughers , so it explains why jackie spiff only had to appologise then !! at 113k she would have been well in front

    • 308

      Good – he was at uni the same time as me and he was an awful prick – besides, he had his dad to teach him troughing from an early age.

      Odious slimy creep – why isn’t he in the Labour Party which is his natural home?

      • 350
        The Ghost of Christmas Past says:

        Cos like the rest of them, theyre all under one roof, the roof of parliament.

        Makes no difference what party of bastards they hail from, theyre all as corrupt and sleazy as one another, it goes with the territory.

        Fuck em all, let god sort em out.

  62. 257
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Is there a slap Gordon Brown website? Or has it crashed?

  63. 259
    genghiz the kahn says:

    PB posting from Harrow Gazette suggested that McNulty will know on Thursday if anything will happen to his bank account.

  64. 273
    Anonymous says:

    On a previous thread relating to Cameron and the EU, there were quite a lot of posts from the Fabian Society. I asked them to reveal their funding mechanisms and provide full details of their structure and members. Still haven’t had any replies but I did find this article from the Guardian newspaper very recently asking for accountability and funding of the Taxpayers Alliance written by a certain Sunder Katwala. Yes you got it, he is the Chair of the Fabian Society, which incidentally is not registered as a charity. Sauce for the goose …………………

    It would seem that the Fabian Society is just the “intellectual arm” of the Liebour party, so now you know!

    “Taxpayers’ Alliance? Not in our name
    14 Oct 2009: Sunder Katwala: Why, when it claims to represent UK taxpayers, does the alliance so fear public accountability? Why won’t it say who its donors are? “

    • 285

      Fabians were and are the original fascists – eugenicists too. A right nasty bunch, entertainingly painted as “liberals” by a compliant media and political class. Those bastards were the original Common Purpose.

      • 290
        Ivor Schwartzporsche says:

        ‘Ere, I’m confused. Are the tpa the fabians or is the tpa tory? thanks

        • 293
          anon says:

          It’s easy to see how the arab supremacists get on so well and fit in with the facist left

    • 386
      Corky says:

      To 273.
      Anonnymous would you like to re phrase the intellectual bit.

  65. 284
    Anonymous says:

    Griffin & the BNP are a pathetic lot & not worthy of slap…they should be ignored.

    Rather in the slap machine, I’d like to see, in order of preference:

    T Blair
    Mrs C Blair
    G McBroon
    M Martin
    A Campbell
    P Mandelsen
    J Straw

  66. 286
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    thick as thieves says:
    October 27, 2009 at 5:54 pm
    note to retard: I am funny.
    you are just a joke.
    truth hurts innit.

    Sorry TAT I have been busy
    Just when were you funny ?
    I missed it
    Beast

    • 291
      Anonymous says:

      Give him a break. Maybe he didnt mean funny ha ha.

      • 313
        thick as thieves says:

        beast of berkwell and his anonymous gay lover,
        type in thick as thieves to the search engine for relevant material.
        good spastics.

        • 322
          The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

          Gay and “spastic” references
          Is it half term by the way?
          Time for supper so Im off
          Give your mummy a good hard shag for me
          Go on, you know you want to
          Post the pics on facebook

          • thick as thieves says:

            fuck off spastic.
            and leave mother out of it you c’unt.
            now run off and have your tea part timer.
            and don’t come back until you have something interesting to say.
            which will be never.
            you berk.

        • 353
          The Ghost of Christmas Past says:

          spazzaphobic?

  67. 295
    Master Baiter says:

    You’re all racist trollops.
    I however am NOT.
    I have learn to love god.

    • 327
      thick as thieves says:

      I’m a darkie, how can I be racist?

      • 334
        Ivor Schwartzporsche says:

        TaT I’m surprised at you. There are and have been many conflicts of interest over time between racists. Colour don’t make no never mind.

        • 340
          thick as thieves says:

          7.09 is not me ivor, as well you know.
          7.09 is a bn p thief stealing my name.
          who will be modded to fuck if he persists in his thieving ways.

          • thick as thieves says:

            How can I be a bn p thief, they won’t let me in, cos I is black.

          • Ivor Schwartzporsche says:

            TaT-colour doesn’t make a racist. I was driving my car through west London about a year ago. Actually it was in March I remember now.
            This tatty car came past in the contraflow on the A406 with some asian looking lads in it and even though I politely let them in front, one of them shouted at me “Go leave our country you white F****r”.
            I was shocked because I only drive in London very rarely as I live in the northern Home County.
            I do have a Union Flag and a St George on either side of my number plates though.

      • 338
        Amused says:

        In exactly the same way that anybody can be racist.

  68. 296
    Harry says:

    Dear Jonty Pyror

    I wrote to explain
    I’m your biggest fan
    I just wanted to ask
    Could I eat your ass?
    Write back as soon as you can

    You’ve had a lotta dick
    Had a lotta dick
    I’ve had a lotta time
    Had a lotta time
    You’ve had a lotta dick Jonty
    But you ain’t had mine

    Dear Jonty Pyror
    I wrote to complain
    Ya never wrote me back
    How could I ever eat
    Your ass when ya treat
    Your biggest fan like that?

    You’ve had a lotta dick
    Had a lotta dick
    I’ve had a lotta time
    Had a lotta time
    You’ve had a lotta dick Jonty
    But you ain’t had mine………

    xx

  69. 315
    SO17 says:

    Fossilised remains of a sea mammal with a gob so big it could bite a car in half have been found in Devon.
    Scientists think the descendent of this creature ‘Cherieus Blarius’ now lives in north london.
    ‘Ze modern equivalent seems to have ze slightly smaller gob but a much more enlarged arse’ said Tony Blair.

  70. 321
    Anonymous says:

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/oct/27/torture-collusion-claim-evidence-secret

    Why is this only in the Guardian? It stinks and is only to protect Bliar, Straw and Milliband. They know no shame.

    • 326
      Ivor Schwartzporsche says:

      Hats off to the guardian. Expect no news such as this from europe in future though.

    • 371
      Doc Trough says:

      They really are diabolic filth. They must not be untouchable or we may as well pack it in.

  71. 324
    ROTFLMAO says:

    And the score so far is:

    Griffin 3
    Guido 0

    Oh dear! Another cock-up just like last weeks Question Time.

    • 342
      ZMONG! says:

      that would be his tiny 3% voteshare

      Fatty Dick Sniffin might win a council member with that

      THE POWER!!

    • 388
      thick as thieves says:

      er, how many seats do the british nazi party have in the British Parliament?
      oh yeah, FUCK ALL!
      now do one you retard.

      • 408
        Ivor Schwartzporsche says:

        TaT- it depends on what your definition of a nazi is

      • 425
        Caveat emptor says:

        Couple of hundred it seems. Invading all over and imposing their vision of the new 21st Century man to whom the future must belong on a less than convinced country.

  72. 333
    El_Caudillo_Ha_Muerto says:

    Griffin is not the solution

    – as most would agree

    He is, however a symptom of the solution

    • 437
      Anonymous says:

      Griffin is not the solution

      Neither are Labour, LibDems or Tories the solution to anything.

      In the case of the Tories and Labour, they are the creators of the mess were in.

  73. 335
    John Standing says:

    So what conclusion does one draw from the mainstream (non-)coverage of Neathergate? Why, that the superficial charge that Blair, Straw, Roche and Portes decided to accelarate the racial change of England to skewer the political right is untrue, of course. The motive wasn’t political at all. The motive was existential. They really, really wanted – and continue to want – to change the racial constititon of this country. They did that for its own sake, and as an end in itself.

    Don’t agree. Well, read this comment on an American blog which identifies the businesses calling for increased immigration back in those barmy days. They are not looking for skilled labour. There was no skills gap. That, too, isa lie:

    http://majorityrights.com/index.php/weblog/comments/griffin_on_question_time_reaction_thread/P200/#c83859

    • 341
      Al says:

      Spot on. We’ve been sold down the river by LibLabCon.

    • 347
      Anonymous says:

      Neather himself admitted that they were looking for more nannies, cleaners, waiters and other little men/women to do menial jobs on their behalf. Importing a servant class, if you will. The social engineering was an added bonus, the cherry on top of the cake.

    • 407
      Ivor Schwartzporsche says:

      John Standing-thanks for that. Quite a revelation.

    • 413
      Ken says:

      Interesting website. It’s good to hear the non-PC point of view for once.

  74. 346
    thick as thieves says:

    dear dear fans, you know the rules!
    no membership, no face time.
    please fill out your fan club application forms and submit them for my approval and include your subscription fees for the year. then I will, once your forms have been scrutinised and it is established that you are fit and decent people(I have my doubts), I will enter your names into the tat fan club lottery which will give you the chance of meeting your hero and asking him your stupid and pointless questions.
    but we must follow the drill. everyone knows that if we don’t follow the drill then we will be living in fucking anarchy.
    now please form an orderly line cripples and the first step to your official acceptance as fans, the submission of applications, can begin.
    thankyou for your cooperation.

  75. 348
    Iain Dale's doppelganger says:

    My top ten ladies for slapping

    10 Margaret Hodge
    9 Baroness Jay
    8 Sharon Shoesmith
    7 Hazel Blears
    6 Jacqui Smith
    5 Tessa Jowell
    4 Harriet Harman
    3 Polly Toynbee
    2 Yasmin Alibaba Brown
    1 Cherie Blair

    Discuss

    • 357
      DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:

      Not a bad start, but Harriet Harman should definitely be at No 1.

      It’s a shame not to have Baroness Scotland in the list.

      And how about Thatcher? Some might consider it unsporting to slap someone as old and frail as she is these days, but I still think it would be rather fun.

    • 361
      nell says:

      baroness s and baroness u – what about them?

    • 363
      Pissedoff says:

      Doctor’s receptionists who want to know every detail of your complaint, however personal, before they’ll give you an appointment with your GP.

    • 450
      simon r says:

      Hang on a minute, what about Ruth Kelly & Yvette Cooper – oh sorry – you stated ladies not post op transexuals. My mistake.

  76. 354
    nell says:

    http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5joHuopu8zAaY2-bPnwEL5HM9mC8g

    gordon has written to the EU saying the EU must create 10million more jobs by 2014.

    I wonder whether president bliar and his ‘fragrant’ first lady and militwit as his EU foreign minister will count towards the target? Oh and no doubt there’ll be a job in there for gordon!!

    The rest will obviously have to be EU diversity officers.

    • 405
      Ivor Schwartzporsche says:

      ten million traffic and bin inspectors then

      • 424
        Corky says:

        To 404 Ivor.
        Yes I hear they will be needing a few in Leeds 8 weeks binmen on strike, shite piling up in the streets and i believe they want to cut their pay by soddin thousands and the poor sods are on a measly 18k.
        Welcome to the winter of discontent and meanwhile these thieving scumbags of MP,s are fighting like ferrets in a fucking sack because they have been caught out.

    • 462
      Charles Manson says:

      Fredrik Reinfeldt must have laughed his socks off! What am embarrassing prat, dog turd and twat our one eyed Gorgon is!

      How about creating 10 million diversity co-ordinators Moron Brown? Oh, what’s that you say? You have already done that in England……

  77. 365
    Meanwhile back in the Treasury basement.. says:

    GDP by Quarter Quarterly Annual
    Q1 – 2009 – Published Revised June 09 -2.4% -4.54%
    Q2 – 2009 – Published Late July 09 -.5% -5.05%
    Q3 – 2009 – Published Late Oct 09 -0.35% -4.75%
    Q4 – 2009 – Published Late Jan 09 +0.6% -2.65%
    Q1 – 2010 – Published Late April 10 +0.7% +0.45%

    This is why there won’t be an election until May 2010.

    Labour are throwing everything into the economy inc. the kitchen sink to salvage their electoral credibility. The long term cost of borrowing and QE is over the election horizon as far as they are concerned. It will be gruesome.

    • 394
      Anonymous says:

      It feels like a death march into the desert.

    • 464
      Charles Manson says:

      Jacqui Give Me The Pork Smith has the kitchen sink and the plug and she ain’t throwing that anywhere, broken economy or not!

    • 478

      The “economic” stats remind me of Ozymandias’s plaque .

      “My name is Gordondias, PM of PMs:
      Look on my works, ye Proles, and despair!”
      Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
      Of that colossal economic wreck, boundless and bare,
      The lone and level red-ink stretch far away.

  78. 373
    Harry says:

    who wants to wank me off

  79. 381
    nell says:

    People who go into politics do not want to be left alone!! That is a contradiction in terms!!!!

  80. 383
    Not long till labour gone says:

    MPs will no longer be able to claim for mortgages on second homes, apparently.

    First step, now the immigration and EU situation needs fixing.

  81. 385
  82. 389
    Ian Thorpe says:

    Can we have a Slap Barack Obama next. He always looks so please with himself he deserves a few million slaps. Not as many as Griff or Gordon mind you

    • 403
      herman bumster says:

      He’s played more golf in his 10 months in office than Dubya did in his whole 8 years, so he needs a good slapping for that.

  83. 410
    W.W. says:

    Guido,
    You seen this?
    http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/industry_sectors/natural_resources/article6891819.ece

    Even the Ruskies are more clued up than the biggest hoon of all, the fuckwitt ‘running’ our country.

    W.W.

  84. 412
    YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR DOING says:

    Gordon Brown reverses TA cuts

  85. 414
    a plea says:

    This blog is almost totally dumbed-down and infantilised these days.

    A lot fewer posts from the likes of ‘thick as thieves’ and ‘nell’ would improve the quality immeasurably.

    • 449
      albacore says:

      Sssh! Guido’s done his market research.
      Nice little earner.
      Although it is a bit in-yer-face to flaunt that portfolio every day.

    • 475
      B&P namechanger says says:

      It’s all gone to hell in handbasket
      Why can’t we worship Dick Sniffin on Guidos blog in peace ?
      Political Correctness gone mad!

  86. 418
    Pongo says:

    No 10 to lobby for Blair EU job

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8328979.stm

    …I give up!

  87. 426
    snoop doggy snog says:

    a public service announcement

    hi, my name’s sandra and i used to have a boyfriend who worked for t-mobile – he showed me how to eavesdrop on people through their mobile phones, at any time, whether the phone was in use or not. if you suspect your phone-set is being bugged, please inform your telephone company, hackers invariably use an accomplice on the inside – and t-mobile’s as about as secure as a sieve. bloggers are regularly targeted by the oddbods who carry out this kind of illegal surveillance.

    • 456
      Anonymous says:

      Hi Sandra. You don’t know the half of it. I will tell you that your wiring in your home is a loop. Just like the loop you see advertised in banks and post offices. You know, the purple sign with an Ear Symbol’ on, – for hard of hearing? No different.
      In fact your tv aerial will do.

  88. 432
    Engineer says:

    Apparently it is now acceptable for governments and senior government advisors to tell us all to go vegetarian. Not breeding farm animals for meat, dairy products, wool, leather and so on will prevent the methane generation by their digestive systems and so stop global warming – apparently. (Doesn’t say anything about all the non-domesticated ruminants, but maybe they’re too polite to fart, or something.) Madsen Pirie isn’t too impressed by this piece of lunacy from Brown and Lord Stern.

    I just think it’s hilarious. The idea that stopping cows farting will save the world is government by intellectual pygmies.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/environment/climatechange/6445930/Lord-Stern-is-wrong-giving-up-meat-is-no-way-to-save-the-planet.html

    • 467
      albacore says:

      And Gordon endorses this ground-breaking discovery?
      Perhaps someone might advise him that there is rather more distress involved when a cow coughs – if one happens to be standing behind it at the time.
      On the other hand, maybe those great, hulking dinosaurs simply farted themselves into extinction.

      • 474
        Sarah Palin. The poster girl of Neoconservative Scientific illiteracy says:

        These same Evil so called “Scientists” trying to tell us all that we can’t do what we want with no consequences would have you believe in Giant Thunder Lizards roaming the Earth, that man was descended from apes and some rubbish called Global Warming.

        It’s like something from a Kenny Everett comedy sketch.

        My Bible says nothing about these “Dinosaurs” or “Evolution” and I know who I’m going to believe between Scientists and the Good Book. You Betcha!

        My husbands an Oilman you know.

  89. 436
    Dixon of Duck Green says:

    CON 31% (+9.6)
    LAB 34% (-8.7)
    LD 12% (-6.4)
    PC 15% (+2.4)

    The first Wales-only YouGov poll

    See PB.COM http://www2.politicalbetting.com/

  90. 444
    Anonymous says:

    guido

    your better than this mate. cheap, boring rubbish. and now you say you censor the comments of those whose opinions you dislike!!!

    what is the difference between you and labour now?

    every time some middle class twat like you picks on griffin a few thousand more people will vote for him.

    i half tempted to do it myself, just to stick it to you arrogent morons.

    n

  91. 451
    nell says:

    OK

    Off to Hospital tonight.

    Good night . God Bless!!

    Be kind to one another!!!!

  92. 454
    Down with Brown! says:

    South West Norfolk Conservatives have voted to refer Liz Truss’s selection back to a full meeting of the Association just a few days after selected her. She lied about an affair she had a couple of years ago. Dale not happy at all.

  93. 455
    Mr. Nobody says:

    Not sure which Nick I’d rather slap… Griffin or Robinson. Both, probably.

    Just seen Robinson’s piece on News at Ten, and it reminded me why I watch ITN more often than the BBC these days. He was almost making the case for Blair as president of Europe. Horrible thought, that. Just in case anyone is actually listening, I won’t accept this man as president. I’m mostly agnostic about Europe, sometimes in favour, sometimes against. However, if this political reject is chosen for us by other EU governments, I will devote the rest of my life to campaigning against the EU. That is how strongly I feel. Blair is a no-no. He lied to us about the war in Iraq. He lied, lied, and lied again. What would Dr. Kelly have us do?

    Come on, EU. If you want an EU president, make him/her electable in all countries, not some crazy political appointment decide by governments. This is not on, and appointing Blair would be especially stupid. If we want the UK and the EU to sing from the same hymn sheet, appointing Blair would make UK public opinion resent the EU and guarantee friction for many years to come.

    • 484
      Gorgon Zola says:

      It wont happen, Pravda made a feeble attempt to justify Blair’s candidacy last night:

      a) He’s well known.

      b) He was the first foreign leader to meet Bush…

      They forgot to mention he’s a raving social, economic, war criminal!

  94. 457
    Bartlett says:

    Guido

    Griffen is a welcome distraction for our self-serving political elite. Im surprised you’re endorsing their hypocrisy. Still Straw, Greer, Warsi et al will appreciate yur efforts

  95. 459
    gone fuckin mental says:

    and fuck all about the leaks from downing street and the uturn with the TA

    • 473
      A fly on the bunker wall says:

      You can just picture it. Reid tells Brown “This won’t look good to the voters”. Brown immediately says “So,if i reverse the decision,i look as if i’m taking positive action,and displaying leadership”
      “Now where’s that list of names i’ve got to read out at PMQ’s. Not too long this week i hope?”

  96. 460
  97. 465
    Vai Tibi says:

    Childish Guido – please raise your sights; you are capable of much more meaningful attacks than this.

  98. 469
  99. 472
    Master Baiter says:

    ‘Ere stop messin’ abaahht!!

    Find God you racist trollops. Aaagh!!

  100. 476
    Bird with small brain says:

    My local pub was always popular, until something happened, I know not what, and overnight virtually everyone decamped to the rival pub up the road. Now it is empty with folorn notices in the window advertising football and vitually no customers. I think Guido needs to watch that he doesn’t reach a tipping point, when anyone with half a brain transfers their affections to a rival blog. Tonight isn’t very edifying. And don’t bother to call me a tit, someone’s already done that..

  101. 477
    GORDON BROWNS IMAGINARY FRIEND says:

    The BBC reported about an hour ago that MP’s will be banned from claiming for second mortgages and will in future only be allowed to claim for rent Jackie smith will be OK then ! Also there will be a ban on all family “working” for them

  102. 483
    The Grim Reaper says:

    This comment, in between slapping Nick Griffin, has been deleted by Guido.

    Probably.

  103. 488
    Watt Tyler says:

    Puerile.

  104. 491
    Some bloke says:

    This is crazy but it’s true. I’ve just seen the 6pm news on the BBC and their advice for anyone captured by Somali pirates in the Indian Ocean is to say ‘hello’ and then “welcome aboard” in their local language “so they don’t feel threatened by you…”

    When can we finally do away with these dangerous and infernal Internationalist bastards?

    • 492
      The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

      Short controlled bursts of gunfire would be the best greeting
      Its understood in any language

  105. 494

    “More fun than deleting his comments on the blog.” Why would you wan to delete his comments, assuming they were potentially not illegal? What happened to the free speech you seem to think so much about?

    • 495

      For the benefit of the hard of thinking, once again, this is private property. There is no freedom of speech, no right of reply, no right to bore Guido’s audience. Guido isn’t stopping you exercising your freedom of speech on your own blog.

  106. 497
    Oswald Mosley says:

    Even Cassette Boy is more even handed.

    And funny, rather than spiteful.

    He takes the piss out of Griffin and Brown, and doesn’t afraid of anything!

    Guido will have to do much more to get that press pass. Maybe Guido knows that Manglebum will be less cruel than what Boris will make him do for one.

    http://cassetteboy.wordpress.com/

  107. 498
    janzorom says:

    Nick Griffin was recently invited to participate in a celebrity decathlon. Vain and publicity hungry, he initially agreed, but eventually pulled out when someone explained how many different races were involved.

  108. 500
    Anonymous says:

    Another day, another proof that the exploiters of England are so getting worried.

  109. 506
    olded says:

    You poor pathetic cretin, you’re stupidity is only trump’t by you’re naivety.
    olded

  110. 509
    Anonymous says:

    The IRA supported Scum like this What about Roger casement
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Casement

  111. 512
    www.english-fucking-hypocrites.org says:

    Excellent!

    Now start a web-site where you can slap a black man or a muslim or a jew or a lesbian or a male homosexual or anyone who isn’t an English white middle-class or working-class male.

    Or is that illegal?



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