Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning View
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Lord Lamont told ITV News…
“I think the PM is just human and Ed Balls is a pretty irritating person”
El Presidente!
He’s too old for Belusconi
He’d have to be 16
It’s a Blair Babe!!
Fuck off TaT you sick shit !
OT – Dennis McShane was pissed out of his tits on the Westminster Hour last night.
I can’t see TaT’s comment.
He hasn’t been … MODERATED has he???
Gasp! Not top boy? Surely not!
It was the dead baby again why oh why does guido still let him on ?????
Sure it isn’t titfer tat. Some other nutter from jockland.
I’m the real nutter from jockland.
thank fuck it wasn’t some twatty little bigot
Suits you Sir – Tone is the man for the job
I’m going to be sick
Straight from Miliband’s disgusting mouth New Labour stitch the electorate up.
ambition has sucked out his brain, the milifying, rimibanding (e)utopian.
I repeat: It was Miliband who signed the Lisbon Constitution. His name is all over it. Never forget.
Miliband = Gobshit.
He’s had a Bliar makeover with grey bits so he doesn’t have to show his identity at the pub. Bliar look a likey. What a prospect. Did anyone see him before? What a tosser.
what an utter prat – millitwat you might be a european and consider it “democratic” – I am not european, i am english end of story.
Look at Milliband’s hair.He’s metamorphosing into a skunk.
Millipede is a disgusting carpetbagger and useless arsehole. His importation of foreign kiddiewinkies for adoption was particularly reprehensible. He is also a troughsnout. I do not like him.
Miliband has the sort of face that can only be improved by the high speed impact with the business end of a hob-nailed boot.
Guido can I be the first to break Ranks and say I liked the Thumbs and I miss them deeply !
The Tories are mad trying to scupper Blair’s EU presidency. FFS Blair is more Tory than most Tories are these days, He makes Cameron look like a Lefty Liberal (which Cameron is)
Agreed but Bliar is damaged goods. In a run off I’d prefer Burlesconi- it’s that bad.
Bliar and his cronies have scuppered this country let’s see if he can do the same for the EU. Vote for Bliar as President but keep the pound.
Another Downfall parody:
I only need a small calvalcade nowadays, just 6 outriders and 6 cars. You know it’s because I’m worth it.
PHWOAAAR!!!
Hey! Things are lookin’ up. I recognise both those bastards!
Ppor old Milipede… It looks like he wants a job with Mr B’Laare, maybe as Major Domo in Emporer Tonys Palace as ‘Head Polisher of Turds…….
If Tony don’t get the job he wants… then Milipede will probably put pressure on Pa Gollums McDoom to bugger ofski….!
Its all so fraught for Die Neues Partie Der Arbeits…. [New Labour]… It will all end in tears just like with Sony Jim Callorghas in the late 1970s.
The only Motorcade that Teflon would look good in, is the one taking him from the Tower of London to the Old Bailey…..!!
Second.
Miliband you Hoon I’m gonna shove that banana up your arse you fucking troughing Hunt
Leave my bro’ alone.
What a luvverly pair of coconuts.
(That’s the milipedes BTW, not the tits on the Goddess Miranda).
Turd.
Well done.
So much effort for so little humour. Another Rich and Mark fail.
Nope. It worked for me. Tony Blair WOULD do anything to get the “job”.
WTF “job” exactly ? “Call me Dave” needs to exit the EU if elected.
It that is simple.
CMD, do you really think he wants an Lisbon referendum, out of the EU or a stop to immigration?
It’s that simple, he’s BluLabour.
Sadly I do actually agree with you, which is why I will be leaving the UK and EU next year.
Having to leave the country of ones birth because of these hoons is not the way it should be.
Lucky you, at 44 I’ve got to build up a little more wealth and get nearer to my company pension retirement age, so I’ve got a good 11 years left.
I quite fancy the east coast of Australia, although somewhere near Cape Town wouldn’t be too bad either (or Durban).
Road_Hog you’re in telecomms. Why delay leaving until you reach your companys pension age? (53?)
Do you expect that BT (I assume) will be able to honour their pension scheme and their pensioners in 11 years time?
I’m a wee bit younger than you (39), and in IT and expecting to work aboard from next year, as I see the UK as doomed doomed doomed doomed. Higher taxes, working longer or less, more crime, more bad stuff in general really.
I don’t have a private pension of any value. Feel the fear and do it anyway.
Road Hog – I’ve bad news: at 44 you won’t make the points for Australia. Your only chance would be to arrive via boat from Somalia, assuming the sharks and crocs don’t get you first.
He’d get a 457 for 4 years and during that time he could find an Ozzie Somali to wed.
Anyone can make the ‘points’ for Australia – just invest $100k in government bonds and then take out a mortgage there against your investment.
@aussie,
I know I won’t make the points, too old, I shall be going as a (young) retiree (although I’ll look to do something, probably online), I’ve got a buy to let which is almost paid off, a decent pension (that even Gordon Brown hasn’t managed to fuck up) and I’m just trying to acquire as much cash as possible. I believe Oz is happy to accept people of any age as long as come laden with money, a good income and won’t be a burden on the economy.
Please stay. We’ll need you.
Labour’s recently-revealed, deliberate policy to swamp the UK with immigrants is the greatest act of treachery ever perpetrated against this kingdom.
Coincidentally it is inimical in the extreme to the Conservative and Unionist Party in that it guarantees a vast increase in the Labour vote.
If, for that selfish reason alone, Cameron doesn’t come out NOW, spitting fire and brimstone and blood and feathers, every Tory voter in the land will know, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that he or she has been shafted senseless, sideways and shitless.
Cameron will feign outrage so the masses will flood to the tories, this wasn’t Labour Policy at all, this is going on throughout Europe, therefore this is a con.
The EU has decided that Labour are finished. they know people are concerned about immigration, so they have brought this crap out ( immigration is an EU NWO policy to destroy the nation statem especially the free west )
So they bring this out,
If Dave says the right things he gets to keep his conservative vote PLUS the duped labour voters who fall for his feigned outrage at this treachery.
Net result LibLavConEU remain in power to pursue the agenda and BNP, the only real opposition to the EU get about 10% because people still dont have the guts to ignore the racist slurs and do what needs to be done.
What ourr ruling LibLavCon elites are doing is herding sheep ( the British people into the abbatoir.
The ruling elites do not care who they rule over.
Everyone is suffering. Even the Queen has cancelled the new aircraft to replace the Royal yaught.
I appreciate is was a long time ago but were we really so badly off when outside the EU. We traded for hundreds of years with the Commonwealth and others and it never stopped just because we entered the common market. And that is exactly the point, we entered the common market NOT a common europe run by a fucking bunch of bureaucrats who make up idiotic laws. The myth that all our trade with europe will stop because we are no longer in the EU is a joke. If our goods are good enough our trade will continue, trade is not going to stop if we are no longer a member. I could state many examples but won’t needless to say our goods will still be bought and our services required if they are good enough. The money saved on our membership of the EU would be immense and would send a very strong message across Europe. The question is who has the balls to come out and say it – other than UKIP. Dave get oiff the fence and come out with a strong no holes barred Euro agenda.
Milliband : “I feel a right tit”
Take me away a million miles from here (UK).
The electorate will give New Labour a mastectomy at the general election. It will only be a start to cut out the cancer of New Labour that has eaten the UK for 12 years.
Nothing willl change, the EU has a Spare party, the CONservatives, we are being coralled into the Abatoir.
Run for the hills, the injuns are coming!
Did you say “rotating knives”?
His patriotic duty- he left tit behind
If he does get this post by way of a Soviet style appointment rather than a democratic election can we refer to him as Chairman Blair rather than President?
Petty, I know, but there’s sod all else we can do.
Okay, okay, how can I buy this one?
It will be on eBay later.
Oh goody.
Please I hope that Tory (sorry Tony) Blair doesn’t get his hands on the EU Presidency!!!! He has done enough damage. Plus if he does get the job, what’s the betting that he will try and force the UK into the Euro!
He’s no need to browns already done it !
Ive just realised blair is better looking than his slot gob wife !
Maybe it’s because Anthony Charles Lynton plays the Haus-Frau whilst someone else Lord’s it about as the Master.
I’M NOT GAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1222926/Power-grandparents-Tories-hand-sweeping-legal-rights-families-together.html
something sensible from the Tories at fucking last
In that case it will be government policy tomorrow. Oh, wait – you said ‘sensible’, forget that then.
Tinkering. Social services not fit for purpose and operating like a gestapo, and all this wannabe minister can come up with is another “right”? Who gets to “balance” these rights? What is needed is root and branch reform of the family courts. The system needs pruning back to a bleeding stump, not another bloody cuckoos birds-nest stuffed into the tree. I call this pathetic. Scraps off the table. Tory tossing.
The correct answer is not dishing out ‘rights’ like sweeties but rather sweeping away all the bad legislation brought in by Labour the EU and telling the adult population to sodding well act like grown ups rather than treat children like chattels being argued over. Getting the power of the State involved in such relationships is not the answer. Family life only with the approval of the state is the end result.
*life isn’t fair* and no matter how much politicians would like to con us they have all the answers they usually do more harm than good with sweeping generalisations or writing shit law and then creating an encyclopedia’s worth of exclusions.
Where the fuck are the muslim murder squads when you need them ?
Rich and mark should be made joint presidents of europe !
anything to stop them drawing such fucking rubbish cartoons !
Thought I would get my usual Monday “this cartoon is shite again” comment out of the way early so i can go the rest of the day without having to look at it again.
Please Guido, we know its your blog but Mondays are bad enough without another R & M poor attempt at satire that at best reaches toilet humour level.
There, thats that done, now I can enjoy my day.
Should we be in any doubt that as to whether or not the UK is a Police State
hope you all read
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/oct/25/police-domestic-extremists-database
and further detailed articles.
(Sunday 25th October 2009)
“Police are gathering the personal details of thousands of activists who attend political meetings and protests, and storing their data on a network of nationwide intelligence databases.
The hidden apparatus has been constructed to monitor “domestic extremists”, the Guardian can reveal in the first of a three-day series into the policing of protests. Detailed information about the political activities of campaigners is being stored on a number of overlapping IT systems, even if they have not committed a crime.
Senior officers say domestic extremism, a term coined by police that has no legal basis, can include activists suspected of minor public order offences such as peaceful direct action and civil disobedience.”
etc…
Looks like sale of Guy Fawkes masks and outfits are going to soar.
‘Including anti-war protestors’ So the police are pro-war as well.
What a sick nation we live in.
This is serious. Do you think that they suspect that we’re getting a tad pissed off and direct action may be forthcoming?
Mondays are the best day of the week. They are the furthest day from the next one.
Government is very happy for Mondays since the slaves still with employment go back to work on Mondays so they can continue to pay tax to pay to be controlled, monitored, fined and taxed and taxed.
Thanks to Old Holborn for pointing me to below.
I’m calling myself “Call me Dave is Tony Blair 2.0″
My name has a point.
What exactly is the point of your made up name? Pray please tell us all, so we can see the point you are trying to make.
Or is it that you just wish to bring Fawkes’ blog into dispute by trying to be the most offensive that you can be ? You are a Tool of your masters.
I refer back again to my entry at
October 26, 2009 at 3:55 am
OK I now see it at
October 26, 2009 at 4:10 am
In fact you made good and valid points. I agree.
You are correct.
The newlabour/quango shadow/EU have set up the Tories perfectly, soon it wont matter what the Tories do or say.
The newlabour goons will be booted out the next election BUT they will simply step over to the shadow state that now rules the UK, all those corrupt newlabour slime buckets like Milliband will still rule over us and Bliar will be strutting around lording it over us!
See how the coup is working now? The EU becomes the master, the quango shadow state rules over us all by way of the EU and the westminster commissars are just highly paid window dressing, ever wonder why this has been set up over the last 10 years?
The UK has been taken over, the EU constitution will choke us into submission in short order, the westminster political class has been either bought off or destroyed or soon will be, we now live in a proto soviet state complete with useless show elections that change NOTHING, the Tories win nothing but extra cash and extra seats at the gravytrain for its camp followers.
The levers of power have almost been fully disconnected from westminster and diverted to to our new masters in Brussels and the quango shadow state, its nearly time that the UK mug taxslave finds out who the REAL bosses are in the UK, the time is nearly upon us when the UK voter finds out that it doesnt matter who walks into No10, they walk into an empty house where no actual power exists anymore, they will prance into parliament to find that parliament decides NOTHING bot blindly follows the orders of the shadow state and the EUSSR overlords.
The biggest surprise awaiting those mugs who think that by electing Dave and his new social democrats they will see the newlabour criminals booted into oblivion are in for a big rude awakening!
Just wait untill Milliband & Co lose their seats and they all walk back into postions of greater power and influence than they ever had in parliament and government!
Absolutely correct.
Minigland is only rimming blair because he knows that the payback for him co signing our rights away is a position of authority that even his tiny brain couldnt imagine.
The only way forward is to fight by taking to the streets, taking the fight to them.
Its not pretty and pleasant but the fact is people will die in the course of the uprising, the political class will see to that.
The ultimate betrayal, when even their lapdogs, the police fail to hold order will be the application of our own military upon us.
However, that makes it even more imperative that we march upon parliament and bring the whole corrupt edifice down, thats speaking both figuratively and literally.
There is simply no other way. Talking wont work, pleading and begging wont work.
March On.
Disagree. Dave & Co. represent the essence of Britain – that’s why they’ll trounce McSnot and his treacherous acolytes at the next G.E.
Having received their mandate there is no doubt that they will set to work in decoupling Britain from the great EUSSR federal project. They know that their very political existence will depend upon it.
The Guardian lead:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/oct/25/police-domestic-extremists-database
There is something wrong about those people on their list. It contains no foreigners at all.
Does this mean:
1) the media, particularly the BBC deliberately misrepresent the UK people
2) only good old fashioned British people have the education to campaign for altruistic causes
3) police know that it is politically incorrect to target foreigners
4) the Guardian chose the only page full of British people for fear of upsetting liberals and foreigners
5) another reason I can’t think of – conspiracy theory
How about lack of no 2 for you?
Mathematic has a theory for populations – the Binomial
If one in five of us is supposedly not of European extraction then the probability of 30 people of European extraction being side by side at random in some dossier is 5 to the power of 30, which is a very large number.
If the hypothesis test at any percentage you want was whether this was a conspiracy the anwser is probably “yes”
Those terror laws were always meant for Us, they knew from the outset we would not surrender sovereignty to the eussr, these new people strutting around the place from far off lands are the new owners and pretty soon, some of them will be living in your house and driving around in your car.
all they have to do for this, is get rid of you and your family.
Repeat after me……cultural revolution.
Fall of the Rebublic
Pretty soon, our Communist Inspired Political Elites intend to solve the road congestion problem, fuel shortage problem, land fill problems, pollution problems, housing shortage problem, all in one go.
It’s a shame most of us Brits will not be around to see the benefits
Let’s get this straight – Soviet Union and Communist Empire collapse because of internal contradictions and inherent incompetence. But in Britain ‘Communist inspired’ politicians rule the roost. Something wrong there.
And that Guardian article was not placed to inform us. No, it was printed to warn us to cower even lower. “Be Afraid” is the real message. “Don’t join protest groups because you will be targeted by the police. That’s the message.
Frankly, it is all the same to me. Humour, I mean: if humour is what it is: if ‘if’ is still what it is (they change the meaning of words so very pomegranate, these days). Can anyone point me straight on the humour? I am very bad at it, you know. Now, where’s my fucking fish for these chips? Bastard fishes, you’ve gotta trawl the whole fucking sea for a bastard fish.
That’s a profoundly disturbing cartoon.
The most horrible aspect is that he’d still be more fanciable than Slotgob, even with Militwat growing out of his armpit.
I woke up with morning wood, which quickly subsided and was replaced by nausia on seeing an image of Bliar looking like a raddled old soho ladyman.
Fuggin’ hell, even I wouldn’t shag it. Looks like a Cairo Tranny innit?
Are those the Milliband brothers in your shirt or are you just pleased to see me?
…..the mere touch of the Foreign Agent’s browncrusted finger was enough to cause Antonia to lactate the sour milk of inhuman unkindness.
You could not send Cherie Berlus(t)coni would not notice her.
Like it or not, there are questions to be asked about UK domestic campaigners and protesters.
Organisations like Greenpeace and Friends of the Earth are counter-democratic; they don’t work within the electoral system and they don’t have their views directly judged. Apparently unaccountable for the actions they take, they nevertheless exercise considerable influence on decisions that governments take.
And they’re preachy as hell …
They fill the vacuum that used to be filled by the Church. Misguided idiots under the thrall of sinister manipulators now worship at the new pagan altar of Man-made Climate Change with all the trembling righteousness that comes with it.
Dissent will not be tolerated.
What? Dubya was right all along? Pull the other one.
If Miliband (D) is after a Euro job from Blair (AJP) in due course, let’s not forget the intentions of the Lord (sic) Mandelson. This trio of creeps want to rule our lives from Brussels without all that old-fashioned hassle of us electing them. Remind you of anyone in the past?
If Bliar and the rest are the best that the EU can find no wonder everything is in such a mess. Once President of the EU he’s such a warmonger he’s mad enough to invade Britain. That’s if he can find anyone to join his army.
Motorcade for our Bliar.
As a former Commie, Milliband ought to know.
Not a squeak as usual from Call me Dave. Utterly hopeless and useless. Why do we continue to pay Opposition MP’s when they fail to oppose?
Melanie Phillips on Labour’s immigration scandal in today’s Daily Mail:
“The outrageous truth slips out: Labour cynically plotted to transform the entire make-up of Britain without telling us”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1222977/MELANIE-PHILLIPS-The-outrageous-truth-slips-Labour-cynically-plotted-transform-entire-make-Britain-telling-us.html#ixzz0V1nN1AVp
Apparently Cameron is to make a statement on this later today.
Blair is so fucking obsessed with america ,he tryed to speed up the process !
even more frightening is he wants to be incharge of europe and he reads the koran
Will he convert again? Could Tone become the First Muslim Pope?
The cartoon seems to have a tits theme….two on Tone’s chest plus Bliar and Millepede.
Divide and rule has always been my policy
I can’t help thinking that the Mail’s (bad) reputation has snuffed out all interest in this otherwise pretty important story. Well done Dacre.
Blair has spent plenty of time with Berlusconi before, so he must have something that appeals to the old goat. They probably swap stories about how easy it is to fool people and make money at it.
Director of Office for Administration & Payment of Individual Entitlements (PMO) – The European Commission
No more need saying!
How can anyone, even the most pro-europe eurofile with the best intentions, believe that the lisbon treaty signatory is a legitimate representitive of UK after the broken promise of a referendum and now the immigration and UK culture manipulation revelations? Its Treason. How can traitoes legitimately sign on our behalf?
Dave-This needs to be your tool in the toolbox. This Government are illegitimate.
Bastards!
Bliar Brown and Mandelson to the tower. Leave them there to rot.
Jesus H Christ: that’s some Freudian nightmare
That’s novel. A tit with tits.
BOLLOCKS TO BLIAR.
(Sorry about that. I just wanted to type it, and I don’t half feel better for having done so.)
“Go on you can have a feel if you want David.”
It’ll make a change from smoking your cock.
Why is Obama sitting on David Bowie’s shoulder?
I don’t get it.
Hasn’t Tony Blair done us enough harm already?
By Daily Mail Comment
Last updated at 8:01 AM on 26th October 2009
Comments (28) Add to My Stories The Labour campaign to have Tony Blair installed as President of Europe gathered momentum yesterday with a typically unctuous endorsement from Foreign Secretary David Miliband.
He lavished praise on his former boss, saying a Blair presidency would be ‘good for Britain and good for Europe’ and that he was ‘puzzled’ by the Tories’ objection to Mr Blair’s enthronement.
Is he really that puzzled? Unless he is completely deluded, Mr Miliband must surely know that it is not just the Tories who object vehemently to the idea of President Blair – it is the overwhelming majority of the British public.
Praise: David Miliband said a Blair presidency would be ‘good for Britain’
They don’t want a European president at all but if they must have one, they would rather it was almost anyone but Mr Blair. On top of his many other egregious failures in government they will simply never forgive him for taking us to war in Iraq on a lie.
But the European political elite – of which Mr Miliband is a leading member – is suspicious of what ordinary people think, which is why they don’t like consulting them. We were promised a referendum on the new constitution but that promise was broken for fear we might vote against it.
So the President of Europe will be unelected and unaccountable to all but a small cosy clique. It is the fulfilment of all Mr Blair’s megalomaniac dreams.
Fortunately there is still some resistance within the EU to his accession – notably in Holland, Poland, Belgium and Luxembourg. We can only hope these dissidents, urged on by what must become a more vociferous campaign of opposition from the Tories, can still prevail.
We’ve rid ourselves of Tony Blair once. The vision of him returning – like Napoleon from exile on Elba – to inflict more damage on Britain is the stuff of nightmares.
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The disclosure that between 2000 and February last year the Government operated a secret policy of allowing almost unfettered immigration to encourage multiculturalism is deeply shocking.
According to Andrew Neather, a former ministerial speechwriter, the policy was intended ‘to rub the Right’s nose in diversity’.
Since 1997, some three million migrants have come to Britain. Although it has brought undoubted benefits, the influx has placed enormous pressure on public services and the national infrastructure.
Yet anyone questioning immigration on such a massive scale has been howled down as a racist. This stifling of debate has caused resentment, especially among some members of the white working class, and it may well have contributed to the rise of the odious BNP.
And still the population rises – possibly to a staggering 70million by 2029 – not because of any grand plan, but just so ministers could infuriate their political rivals in some warped game.
It is, quite simply, grotesque.
The caring generation
For children of divorced parents – of which there are sadly so many today – grandparents can be a beacon of stability in a confusing and uncertain world.
Yet almost half never see their grandchildren again after a marriage split.
It is an unjust and cruel situation which the Conservatives are now pledging to change.
If elected, they intend to alter the law to ensure access rights for grandparents and a chance of their gaining custody in any care proceedings that may follow the split.
It is a long-overdue reform.
Children who lose a parent following a divorce shouldn’t be punished further by being deprived of the love and care of two of their grandparents.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1222955/DAILY-MAIL-COMMENT-Hasnt-Tony-Blair-harm-already.html#ixzz0V5kQiYDC