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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
If you show me a home where the buffalo roam, I’ll show you a house with a messy carpet.
Er, how can he like english food but ‘English’ isn’t upon a government form Tick Box? Tosser.
I don’t know and why are you calling me tosser?
Hello gordon
No body knows what Mandy has had to do to get the Watch. And I bet most of you out their wouldn’t. I know I couldn’t. I mean Tony Bliar,. Com’on
Aye thae noos but what abae Scootish Food?
halal food is the best
best at inflicting unnecessary pain on animals.
Ban Halal.
Muslim women are some of the best housewives up there with the Thai birds, I’m still trying to work out a loophole to get one without having to convert to the death cult.
P.S. London Muslim any help in this matter would not go un noticed.
Only vices are a glass of whiskey and cigar at christmas time.
Assuming that christmas hasn’t been canceled.
Alfie,
Latino women are wonderful and once they decide that you are what they were looking for then they will be faithful until the end.
They also have physical attributes that are, well… fucking amazing!
bhindi bhaji and kulfi. Yum!
end of what, ONH ??
Ta for that Nick i’ll get researching, this internet lark is wonderful.
Anonythinghy.
End of your life.
How do you know?
Bacon butties are great.
Black pudding aint bad.
Can you get a Halal Christmas??? if not Flock ‘em…….
Who is the hater?
http://www.torybear.com/2009/10/wonderful-piece-of-fan-mail.html
To be fair to Lord Mandleson he doesnt have a family and so he is surely entitled to spend all the money he saves by not sending his children to Private schooling on expensive watches and stuff . But apart from that who says he bought it anyway, maybe it was given to him as a gift perhaps by someone who owns a yacht or some other millionaire friend or businessman. We just dont know so its a bit presumptious to jump to conclusions .
You make a fair point. Why does he need to mush money off the taxpayers of europe then?
Yes, lets be fair to mandelson while he conspires to shit on us all!
UKIP supporters are naturally fair. I hate Mandlesome more that Blair and Brown. The traitors right hand.
Listen here, I’ve got loads of millionaire friends and they’ve never given me anything, nowt, notting, they’re not all freeloading bastards you know … well except for mmmm and thingy ….oh and ermm…..hummmm
That watch look a bit chunky for fisting. I assume he takes it off first.
Not if you use rubber gloves and lots and lots of guacamole
has promise guido !! i likes the rolling eyes and wrinkled nose expressions , can you get simon and kerry from bbcnews24 morning shift, although interviewing OH on the street could be constrewed wrongly. Interview mr beast his leftie opinions will go down well .
doctor beast, please
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word, for what can a buffalo say?
And like the UK where the skies are cloudy all day.
I think today has been a good day although I’ve spent most of it in hospital with a family crisis.
However the weatherman – NOT BBC – say’s we are in for an indian summer for a few days. Enjoy!
Enjoy is a ploy to the antelope and deer at play
where the sky is sunny all day
Give me a home where the buffalo roam…
Read at your peril
http://bastardoldholborn.blogspot.com/2009/10/conservative-challenge-sean-gabb.html
WHY HAS GUIDO NOT MENTIONED TODAY’S GUARDIAN ARTICLE RE: POLICE SURVEILLANCE
The same reason there is no mention of Predsident Klaus’s latest wheeze:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article6889802.ece
Good man. He’s locked his jaws. Whether he’ll remain teethsunk for a few months is another matter.
Very good man – but even he thinks he can only hold out for another week or so.
He makes a very good case for sovereignty doesn’t he?
Ahhh!
Lefty tosshoon speaketh
The man who thinks it ‘all started in America’
TWAT
It did start in America, anyone that believes otherwise is road kill.
Oh! and it’s a global crisis too.
not in australia or new zealand or ipswich
It may have started in America, but we’re finishing it over here; or should I say it will finish us over here?
Even if one’s brains are splattered on the road, and one’s intestines are stuck in the treads of a truck, one knows that Master Baiter talks shit. Shit provided for him that can be described as Balls.
The American version started in America (courtesy of Bill Clinton); the British version started in Britain by McDoom and ZNL; the Irish, Spanish and Icelandic versions (amongst others) are variations on a theme.
The banking crisis (leading to the “global crisis”) was spawned by the world’s favourite bankers (in New York and London) but they were only providing the means for their gummint’s required ends.
Hey that’s what bankers do; go with the flow and get wit’ the programme!
Gummints come up with sweeping strategy (usually just outcome wish lists; the more soshulist the more grandiose and unsustainable) and bankers look for profitable business (ie funding) opportunities.
Even better if you can persuade gummint to regulate you via a bunch of nincompoops and nirvana is if the gummint are also both bedazzled by you and beholden to you. Add in “too large to fail” and we are talking a stiffy.
Those were the days my friend, we thought they’d never end.
And they haven’t.
STOP SHOUTING
WHAT?
Wanking makes you go deaf.
It dont do much for your eyesight neither.
Sorry Guido
But why the silence on the Guardian article this morning?
Probably because it’s in the Guardian so people can read it there! Strange boy.
Well, it is a bit dodgy to admit to being a Grauniad reader! I’m not a Grauniad regular I hasten to add!
Though the comments on CIF are pretty damning.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/oct/25/police-domestic-extremists-database.
What a wily fox President Klaus is… he’s learned a thing or two during all those years of living in a dictatorship.
‘cos he’s just got back from the pub. Give him time.
Big financial misconduct= the square mile
Last week saw further evidence of the dire state of the public finances. Borrowing came in at almost £15bn for September alone and nearly £80bn for the financial year so far. (telegraph)
string the bastards up
It doesn’t matter to them when fuel or council tax, whatever, goes up because they just pay them selves more money.
Emily No-Mates?
Don’t believe it.
She’s got ONE instead
It’s a terribly clever pun.
PS: Guido once bought me a drink! He really did! Oh it was glorious, for those few minutes I was the happiest Co-Conspirator in the cellar. As revolutionary leaders go Guido is pretty kind. He doesn’t even go so far as to have death squads like your Guevaras or your Francos. Mo’ power to him, that’s what I say.
Could the next person who interviews these thick skinned, self adoring politicians, ask them straight out, Do you know what a hypocrite is? and as a follow up, are you one?
Agreed. That’s if GuyNews roving reporters can get an interview? It’s best to drop the ‘G’ when making an appointment on the phone.
“Ello, ……As you are a very famous politicin we at cUY NEWS would like to talk with you please”
Nice, well done. Congrats all round. £20k for a watch?!?! Even if I had it to piss down the drain I’d never buy one – muppet.
How could you ? Jaffa cakes are genuinely cakes as the Inland Revenue proved when losing the tax case
Cobblers. They’re biscuits.
These are Brown’s favourites
http://www.tunnock.co.uk/caramelwafer.html
This’ll get more clicks than Guidiot the Oaf’s pitiful ads.
Can he stomach a Tunnock
Tunnocks in Scotland are labelled alphabetically and have alternative meanings in gay jockinese:
Q) Whit did ye dae wi’ a’ yon money?
A) A’ Tunnock ‘N’ ken?
He’s not a “National Treat” though
MB,
I am still waiting for a reply to my assertion that Germany would have been able to absorb their financial problem if it was not for the massive costs associated with the re-unification of Germany.
The crisis is indeed global, but it’s prime source is America and the United Condom with the Anglo Saxon financial model.
The Germans have a good excuse and their problems are manageable because they have reasonably intelligent people running the country.
You have idiots, incompetent idiots, running the U. Condom!
What is your excuse?
We had to pay back world war2 reparations plus interest. Heaven knows how we ever agreed to that. – Must have been a big back hander somewhere.
Ivor, I think it was the price for being honourable!
Very expensive commodity, honour.
It is, of course, beyond price if one wishes to remain a human being!
Like dignity, priceless!
Nothing on this planet worth selling my dignity or honour for.
But we didn’t start the war. Not really. Why should we have paid for the damage? (I’m not German btw) I’m British-from the UK in England.
well, I hope your not looking at MPs and Peers for an answer, we haven’t done abnything wrong and if we have it was within the rules, and anyway we are innocent.
Have you tried the mini ones? Very good. Some supermarket – can’t remember which one had loads of different flavour – bit of a bridge too far I think.
This is a political blog FFS. Tsk. I like Tunnocks Tea Cakes because you can gently remove the chocolate with your teeth and then eat the marshmellow underneath before devouring the yummy biscuit base. The silver wrapper can then be rolled up into a ball and flicked at a person close by.
but does it have any jam in the middle?
Nice watch, but can he tell the time.
‘I hope your arse recovers soonest X’
Again, this is painful to watch.
The voice-over is something out of the amateur theatrics society. More spontaneity and less script perhaps!
Er, how do you do a spontaneous animation?
I still think you should get your alter ego to appear on these videos. He used to look like Guido Fawkes until he put on some weight…
Swallow petrol then strike a flint.
Ha, very good.
My mummy said if I carry on wanking at my present rate, I can get to be a socialist when I grow up, get squillions of expenses and of course a baronetcy.
do you want to wank me off and i can do you as well. we can be rebels and experiment.
Ah, there you are Master Baiter.
I am still waiting for a reply that Germany would be able to absorb it’s financial problems if it were noy for the massive costs of re-unification with Eastern Germany!
No, I re re-read the post, it is an imitator!
Come on Master Baiter, I thought you were a socialist warrior of great renown not a slimy coward! Where are you?
Did you declare yourself to be a unconscientious objectionable?
ONH he is unconsciously objectionable
I like the format. It’s unique. Cool. Bravo, well done I say.
Well I liked it and better than the first which was Ok.
Do not let your followers work you to death, G.
For one of ‘Mrs Thatchers hippies’ you are not so bad!
With regard to the Milibands’ property portfolio it is always worth remembering this story:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/personalfinance/2807995/If-theres-a-will-theres-a-way.html
Do as we say, not as we do.
do as we say, not as we do
that’s new labour through and through
Guido why the bloody hell did I watch that video of houses and troughers.
I was having pork ribs for tea,now im f—–g not they remind me too much of PIGS.
Their was an article a few weeks ago,dont remember which paper they did a survey on mandelscums watch from memory I think they concluded it cost around 24k.
Oh the humanity.
Jimmy,
How are those polls looking these days?
The darkest hour is before the dawn.
You got the wrong house for David Miliband. He lives on Edis Street in primrose hill. It is the house with the two armed police outside, though they did not stop the bag thief from stealing handbags outside the Queens no1 pub 10 yards away. Maybe Ed lives in Chalcot square.
Those lovely Milliband boys: David and Edward – Labours answer to X-factor’s John & Edward
Very impressive film except that when I see all that finery owned by my various bosses and to which I can only aspire, I cum to quick, I therefore personally recommend this superb product:
http://www.expresschemist.co.uk/product_7773_stud-100—desensitizing-spray-for-men-12g.html
Too quick, of course
I can’t get the link to work: What does it do; paralyse the wrist or summit?
no, it desensitizes the old helmet, I can keep going day and night now, a true keyboard warrior, that clip of Mandlebum’s ( my super hero ) wrist,was a true test, very tough, I honestly have not cum yet!
I love the little animated Guido-head (how do you do it though – is there some software that automatically animates the head and mouth when you input some voice-over?)
And, I can see a style developing which could easilly allow Guido News to fill the yawing chasm left by mainstream news which, as a rule, confines political reporting to pieces to camera outside number 10/House of Commons.
But, just to be boring for a moment, if you are editing it on even half decent software you can smooth out a few of the rough edges: The jarring jump in sound levels when you go from a quiet bit to a noisy street scene – just insert a 3 or 4 frame mix between the joins on the sound track, it takes about 5 seconds and will make a huge difference.
Also watch the popping on that voice mic, as well as handling noise.
You can programme stuff like that in Java well you could back in my day.
So….how many people was that Gordon…….Yes, many!
Its alright, if you need to use your toes as well, take your socks and shoes off.
The head needs to learn to hawk up a greenie and gob it at whatever liar is central screen.
Wot, like Spit The Dog? Good idea.
Looks like Milsoveich will be hanging from a rope like Saddam soon.
Another swinging dick.
too right lad too right
Sadly, not. ‘Death penalty has been done away with.
He’s been dead since 2006.
Think you mean Radovan Karadžić?
They all look the same to me
They are the Sultans of Swing.
dire
Some say that he is a national hero who wanted to prevent a repeat of the WW2 scenario where the Bosnian muslim SS units and the Croatian Ustasha conspired with the Nazis to wipe out the Serbs.
If the americans say he’s guilty there must be a proper and fair trial.
All we know is that he’s called THE STIG.
Yes, very interesting post on here the other day with a Youtube link giving great details about the Grand Mufti and what exactly he got up to!
He is indeed a Serb national Hero.
He is a convicted criminal in his own country from his early years where he sold, as a qualified psychiatrist, medical evaluations to people who wanted to claim early retirement or to criminals who wanted to avoid prosecution.
He commanded the Siege of Sarajevo in which tens of thousands of men women and children within the town died.
And let’s not forget the Srebrenica Massacre which he personally commanded and in which he ordered the death of 8000 men and male children.
A modern day Herod?? A great hero indeed!!!!
Of course he shouldn’t have to turn up for his genocide trial if he doesn’t want to. It’s all within his yuman rights.
Well of course then he needs the top human rights lawyer in the world doesn’t he?
That’ll be Cherie then – She could earn a fortune defending him couldn’t she??
The government (a gang of unelected scotch loonies, trash from the lowest sewers of foreign counties, and a few token compliant English morons for show) have backed down on massive cuts to the Territorial Army (TA).
However, Nu Liebore are still going to cut £17 million each year from the TA budget, which coincidently, is just about the amount the corrupt filth in parliament thieve from taxpayers each year in fake expenses claims.
The liars, thieves, perverts, war criminals and stinking corrupt trash in parliament like to point out that their thieving is an inconsequential ‘drop in ocean’. Well it’s not – the brazen thieving of the filth in parliament has serious adverse consequences for ordinary decent people.
The TA will now get one evening of training a month. The £20 million budget cut is reduced to a £17.5 million budget cut. McDoom will announce this in PMQ on Wednesday as an “increase in the investment we are making in the TA” because he will claim it is an increase in TA proposed spending by £2.5 million over last week’s proposed TA “spending” plans.
Although it isn’t. But I can see it now:
“It is an INCREASE in investment where the tories would have us decrease it; they are the party of cuts whilst we are the party of investment where it is the right thing to do” [Jaw drops disconcertingly; right hand moves in chopping motion]
correct Max and done on quite a few occasions previously.
That’s not actually Miliband’s house she was outside. He lives round the corner now – it’s the one with the armed guards outside.
Unfortunately, the home that David Cameron will inherit will have its windows smashed, front door wide open, valuables taken and sold off, kitchen and garden infested with rats, cockroaches and foxes, squatters shooting up in the living room and excrement smeared all over the walls.
hmmmmmm….. methinks you have a few issues going on in your ZaNuLab head….. enjoy!!
I think Anon was making a point about the “country” that Dave will inherit.
Wow. He really is rich.
Sorry I meant to say “crock of shit that Dave may inherit”.
Brown pledges ‘complete support’ to campaign to crown ‘Boney’ Blair the first President of Europe
So an unelected unwanted British PM gives support to an soon to be unelected unwanted British European president. The end game in the Nu Labour project.
It shall be known as the Blair-Windsor -ization Blairwindism
liked it fawkes
David Miliband needs a bullet putting through his head.
Dont’ sugar-coat it,H-L V, tell us what you really think!
Second homes are where the secondary expenses are
Hi Guido, forgive me for appearing a bit dense, but I’ve just subscribed to the guido-gram and can’t find the link you speak of. Why not just post the video straight to the blog? It’d be more topical that way, plus no hoops to jump through. I want to see it NOW!