To get this week’s Guy News broadcast today, you will have to click on the link in the Guidogram email. This week we have outside broadcasts from Guy News reporters investigating the humble homes of our poor MPs.
Subscribe to the Guidogram or wait the whole weekend until Monday for the video…
How Mervyn King Lost Bank Battle War | WSJ
BBC Corporation Tax Horror Story | IEA
Sally Bercow Judgement in Full | Mr Justice Tugendhat
Commies Blame Capitalism For Terror Attack | The Commentator
Lord Black v Press Regulation | Guardian
Osborne’s Complacency | FT
DWP’s Welfare Failings | Isabel Hardman
Get Used to Coalitions | David Aaronovitch
Woolwich a Showcase in the Banality of Evil | Fraser Nelson
The Enemy Within | Max Hastings
Muslim Led Military-Style Free School Needed | Toby Young
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Jobby Pants
I’ve just pissed myself like Alan Johnson
Monday it is then.
Can I wait until Monday to find out which MPs are being stalked by your adolescent CF acolytes?
I believe I can.
Jimmy, tell the truth. you are one of Guido’s greatest fans. You remember every detail and comment on here all the time.
You mean like the promise to publish financial information? I’m always happy to jog your memory.
I’ve always felt that this site filled a much-needed void.
I think I can wait.
You lot didn’t believe me when I told you I was going to get away with.
More champagne anyone?
PS Don’t forget to keep the receipt.
Guidogram???
You best not appear in just your pants!
Poke it. I’ll wait til Monday.
What do I keep telling you? It’s “this week’s” not “this weeks”. Where’s your day job? The Times?
You should sit down and read a good book about grammar, Guido, whilst we all wait until Monday for the video.
Quite right.
I subscribed last week, so presumably will receive the Guidogram – unless this requires weekly subcription.
Ditto, presume it’s on its way, remember what time it arrived last week, anyone?
It arrived here on 17/ 10 at 11.36 AM. Does that mean we need to resubscribe? Give us a clue, Guido, do we need to subscribe weekly or is the
GG just late?
If it does, I’ll know when Monday comes around
If it does I’ll wait until Monday comes around
Now why would we alll be wanting to give our email adresses to you Guido ?
You will be asking for subscriptions next.
I registered. Haven’t had any spam. There’s a reason for that though. Haven’t had the Guidogram either. Sounds like Cardiogram or somesuch. You’re carted into casualty and have sensors attached to your temples. If you’ve been co-conspiratorising, they cut your knob off and send it to Mandy for his ‘Cloak of Many Cocks’.
I’ll close my eyes and draw the curtains.
wait
I signed up but I didn’t get my Guidogram yet. BooHoo! :”’(
Signed up last week to have something to watch while the wife watch X factor. Ended up watching X factor….. Was the promise to be first a New Labour promise?
I signed up but I didn’t get my Guidogram yet. BooHoo! :”’(
Ditto!
Mine hasn’t arrived this week either
I signed up as well, gordon.brown@gov.uk
Cor!
Why is there a picture of a skinny bint in a Merc everywhere?
Guido,
I watched your guidogram and feel necessary Emily No mates was not standing outside David Milibands house. I know exactly what it looks like and where it is in primrose hill (mainly because there are two armed officers outside 24×7). Accuracy? Tut tut. Don’t give her a second go.
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