To get this week’s Guy News broadcast today, you will have to click on the link in the Guidogram email. This week we have outside broadcasts from Guy News reporters investigating the humble homes of our poor MPs.
Subscribe to the Guidogram or wait the whole weekend until Monday for the video…
Andrew Lansley Has Been Shot | Dan Hodges
Another Gay Gaffe From Ken | Standard
Pensioners Paying Price for Funny Money | Telegraph
Ken Penis Gaffe | Metro
Hague Photo Mystery | Guardian
The Iranian Model is Hitler | Lawrence J. Haas
No.10′s Andrew Cooper Should Look at this Poll | Douglas Carswell
Livingstone Has Form on Homophobia | ConservativeHome
Investors HBack Over RBS Meddling | CityAM
Riddled With It | Pink News
I Went Mad in the Seventies | Ken
Guy Newsroom Splits | Indy
Polly’s Voodoo Polling | UK Polling Report
Labour SpAd Backs the Bill | Mark Wallace
Guido Goes for the Lobby | Press Gazette
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Max Clifford says…
“Most people want to read nasty things about people, not nice things.”
Maybe if they really wanted to “decontaminate the Labour brand” with business people, they shouldn’t have totally buggered up the economy?
Just a thought.
Jobby Pants
I’ve just pissed myself like Alan Johnson
Monday it is then.
Can I wait until Monday to find out which MPs are being stalked by your adolescent CF acolytes?
I believe I can.
Jimmy, tell the truth. you are one of Guido’s greatest fans. You remember every detail and comment on here all the time.
You mean like the promise to publish financial information? I’m always happy to jog your memory.
I’ve always felt that this site filled a much-needed void.
I think I can wait.
You lot didn’t believe me when I told you I was going to get away with.
More champagne anyone?
PS Don’t forget to keep the receipt.
Guidogram???
You best not appear in just your pants!
Poke it. I’ll wait til Monday.
What do I keep telling you? It’s “this week’s” not “this weeks”. Where’s your day job? The Times?
You should sit down and read a good book about grammar, Guido, whilst we all wait until Monday for the video.
Quite right.
I subscribed last week, so presumably will receive the Guidogram – unless this requires weekly subcription.
Ditto, presume it’s on its way, remember what time it arrived last week, anyone?
It arrived here on 17/ 10 at 11.36 AM. Does that mean we need to resubscribe? Give us a clue, Guido, do we need to subscribe weekly or is the
GG just late?
If it does, I’ll know when Monday comes around
If it does I’ll wait until Monday comes around
Now why would we alll be wanting to give our email adresses to you Guido ?
You will be asking for subscriptions next.
I registered. Haven’t had any spam. There’s a reason for that though. Haven’t had the Guidogram either. Sounds like Cardiogram or somesuch. You’re carted into casualty and have sensors attached to your temples. If you’ve been co-conspiratorising, they cut your knob off and send it to Mandy for his ‘Cloak of Many Cocks’.
I’ll close my eyes and draw the curtains.
wait
I signed up but I didn’t get my Guidogram yet. BooHoo! :”’(
Signed up last week to have something to watch while the wife watch X factor. Ended up watching X factor….. Was the promise to be first a New Labour promise?
I signed up but I didn’t get my Guidogram yet. BooHoo! :”’(
Ditto!
Mine hasn’t arrived this week either
I signed up as well, gordon.brown@gov.uk
Cor!
Why is there a picture of a skinny bint in a Merc everywhere?
Guido,
I watched your guidogram and feel necessary Emily No mates was not standing outside David Milibands house. I know exactly what it looks like and where it is in primrose hill (mainly because there are two armed officers outside 24×7). Accuracy? Tut tut. Don’t give her a second go.
-Control-