October 24th, 2009

Get the Guidogram to Get Guy News First

To get this week’s Guy News broadcast today, you will have to click on the link in the Guidogram email. This week we have outside broadcasts from Guy News reporters investigating the humble homes of our poor MPs.

Subscribe to the Guidogram or wait the whole weekend until Monday for the video…



  1. 1
    Anonymous says:

    Jobby Pants

  2. 2
    Road_Hog says:

    Monday it is then.

  3. 3
    Jimmy says:

    Can I wait until Monday to find out which MPs are being stalked by your adolescent CF acolytes?

    I believe I can.

    • 5

      Jimmy, tell the truth. you are one of Guido’s greatest fans. You remember every detail and comment on here all the time.

      • 8
        Jimmy says:

        You mean like the promise to publish financial information? I’m always happy to jog your memory.

        I’ve always felt that this site filled a much-needed void.

  4. 4
    streamfisher says:

    I think I can wait.

  5. 6

    You lot didn’t believe me when I told you I was going to get away with.

    More champagne anyone?

    PS Don’t forget to keep the receipt.

  6. 7
    Laney says:


    You best not appear in just your pants!

  7. 9
    killemallletgodsortemout says:

    Poke it. I’ll wait til Monday.

  8. 10
    Lynne Truss says:

    What do I keep telling you? It’s “this week’s” not “this weeks”. Where’s your day job? The Times?

    You should sit down and read a good book about grammar, Guido, whilst we all wait until Monday for the video.

  9. 11
    Auntie Flo' says:

    I subscribed last week, so presumably will receive the Guidogram – unless this requires weekly subcription.

    • 14
      Pete says:

      Ditto, presume it’s on its way, remember what time it arrived last week, anyone?

      • 17
        Auntie Flo' says:

        It arrived here on 17/ 10 at 11.36 AM. Does that mean we need to resubscribe? Give us a clue, Guido, do we need to subscribe weekly or is the
        GG just late?

    • 15
      Anonymous says:

      If it does, I’ll know when Monday comes around

  10. 16
    Stronghold Barricades says:

    If it does I’ll wait until Monday comes around

  11. 18
    Govt By Cluster-Fuck says:

    Now why would we alll be wanting to give our email adresses to you Guido ?

    You will be asking for subscriptions next.

  12. 19
    Doc Trough says:

    I registered. Haven’t had any spam. There’s a reason for that though. Haven’t had the Guidogram either. Sounds like Cardiogram or somesuch. You’re carted into casualty and have sensors attached to your temples. If you’ve been co-conspiratorising, they cut your knob off and send it to Mandy for his ‘Cloak of Many Cocks’.

    I’ll close my eyes and draw the curtains.

  13. 20
    Tankus says:


  14. 21
    Comrade Pat's cat says:

    I signed up but I didn’t get my Guidogram yet. BooHoo! :”’(

  15. 22
    Gordon's binnacle says:

    Signed up last week to have something to watch while the wife watch X factor. Ended up watching X factor….. Was the promise to be first a New Labour promise?

  16. 23
    Phaid says:

    I signed up but I didn’t get my Guidogram yet. BooHoo! :”’(


  17. 24
    Summer_Breeze says:

    Mine hasn’t arrived this week either :-(

  18. 25
  19. 26
    DelBoy says:


    Why is there a picture of a skinny bint in a Merc everywhere?

  20. 27
    Control says:

    I watched your guidogram and feel necessary Emily No mates was not standing outside David Milibands house. I know exactly what it looks like and where it is in primrose hill (mainly because there are two armed officers outside 24×7). Accuracy? Tut tut. Don’t give her a second go.

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Dan Hodges on Team Miliband:

“‘Poisonous’, was the picture painted by one former senior advisor. ‘Dysfunctional,’ said one shadow cabinet member. ‘A bunch of medieval courtiers, not an office,’ said another. The most positive description I could get was ‘It’s a work in progress. They’re learning. Slowly. But they are learning.’”

Nick Clegg says:

Do you want lies with that?

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