Home Office Pays Staff to Play Mixed Tug of War
Instead of Catching Illegal Immigrants
Yesterday Ministers admitted to having lost track of around 40,000 migrants with no right to be in Britain including suspected terrorists and criminals. The Home Office is under pressure to track them down and Lin Homer, CEO of the UK Border Agency (UKBA) told the Home Affairs Select Committee yesterday that “Where further action is required it will be taken and any cases which may be considered as harmful to the public will be prioritised.” Good news, hopefully arrests of the most dangerous cases will follow. Ashley Robinson is the civil servant responsible for coordinating the national arrest team. Here is what he was prioritising yesterday:
From: Robinson Ashley
Sent: 21 October 2009 12:57
Subject: Home Office L&SE: Winter GamesFAO Home Office Staff in London & South East (other CSSC members can attend as guests on invitation)
I will be organising Mixed Touch Rugby and Mixed Tug of War at the Home Office L&SE Winter Games on Thursday 26th November 2009: 11-4 @ Metropolitan Police Sports Ground, Imber Court Ember Lane, East Molesey, Surrey, KT8 0BT
SPECIAL LEAVE with PAY for Home Office staff working inside London & South East – subject to line-management authorisation can be applied for. Are you keen to enter a team/event?
Kind Regards
Ashley C Robinson
Club Captain: CSSC Barbarians Rugby
C/o National Arrest Team Coordinator | Immigration Group | United Kingdom Border Agency
Note the special leave with pay to scrum down with the opposite sex at the taxpayers’ expense. Guido called Ashley to ask him why exactly (apart from the obvious fun to be had) he thought this was a good idea:
Guido : Why do you think the taxpayers should pay for your rugby and tug-of-war jolly during business hours?
Ashley : I don’t know what you are talking about.
GF : [Guido reads him back email]
Ashley : Someone has forwarded you my email have they?
GF : Yes
Ashley : [Thinking fast] It is in line with best practice in the private sector, a healthy workforce has less time off and is happier blah, blah, blah…
GF : But why do it on a work day?
Ashley : Think you better speak to the press office…
John Reid did say the Home Office was “unfit for purpose”. Not sure that paying civil servants to have fun and games when they should be working was the solution he had in mind…
Fuckin hell
Good Catch.
More idiots spooging taxpayers money up against the wall.
Pity the likes of Griffin will try to use it as a populist soundbite tonight but fuck him
Imagine if all the civil servants and all the little minions in the hopeless Government Departments suddenly felt the chill wind of a PorkBusters Campaign ?
Imagine if all their expenses were suddenly put under the microscope ?
Imagine all the little perks and jolly’s exposed to a public already enraged by taxpayer money being wasted by feckless morons ?
What you have here is an ongoing series with potential not just a one off story
Kudos Mr Fawkes
The Inquisition
Guido, check your site stats to see if you’re getting many hits from IP addresses at the UKBA, as I’d like to leave the bosses (not the staff) a special message.
Does anyone know what a Sheriff of the City of London does? Or why he needs a chaffuer driven Rolls?
http://bastardoldholborn.blogspot.com/2009/10/home-james.html
The Stinkquisition
They need to practice their Tug of War as they are always pulling one another out of Some F–kers Ar-e. It ain’t easy when you have to pull each other out of the S–t all the time thats why they need the training
The Inkpot
The in queer situation
The Imposition
The Sphincter Desicion
The circumcision
The Addition
The Sink-estate Suspicion
++ Quesion Time audience list leaked+++
http://bastardoldholborn.blogspot.com/2009/10/question-time-audience-list-leaked.html
I suggest that everyone read the Migrationwatch press release here:
http://www.migrationwatchuk.org/
And… take deep breath, because its a lot worse than you think concerning our great and wonderful “UK Border Agency (UKBA)” who’s motto is ‘put your head in the sand and sing la la la if asked anything difficult’
Why would anyone need to read anything those turds put out?
What is the matter IRB, do you get confused by facts?
Depends how you define “facts”.
The information put out by Migration Watch which is taken from Government papers.
Well come on then IRB, elaborate. Or is referring to those with whom you disagree as “turds’ the best you can do?
And?
It’s when you get to the conclusions drawn that the “facts” get a bit “turdy”.
And this government (small ‘g’) are scratching their heads as to why the BNP are gaining ground??
Only Gordon Brown and his corrupt government are unable to see what their policies are doing – Sharia Law for our Grand children?? Christianity side-lined.
Manufacturing and industry generally through the floor. Equality for all?
Don’t make me laugh.
Sharia Law is just around the bend!!!!
Already they are turning our Bananas into hummus and replacing the Radio 4 pips with the call to Mecca.
Did you know they are replacing the Queen with a Saudi Prince next year ? Did you know all Premier League footballers will have to play in a bhurka in 2 years ? How can you all stand by and do nothing when the Archbishop of Canterbury is forced to recite the Koran on his knees till he replaces Christmas with Ramadan!!
It’s later than you think!
Sharia law may be just round the bend, but don’t worry, the eu’s in charge. That means it’ll be a bend of the wrong curvature and therefore illegal.
So you’re saying that the recent TV documentary series about them looking all tough and hard when dealing with illegals was just a sham to reassure the country that something’s being done about us being swamped by foreign criminals whereas in fact they’re not taking the problem seriously at all?
Who’d have thought the mainstream media would resort to such subterfuge!
They were all actors.
It was based on an episode of The Sweeney.
Why read anything they write just a Tory and UKIP front same as Taxpayer’s Alliance . ALL CON ORGANISATIONS
I have a good friend, whose company I really value and enjoy, who went from being a journalist to working in the civil service. Despite several requests, he’s never told me exactly what he does, explaining his duties like this: “I piss your money up the wall – that’s what I do.” At least he’s honest.
Fucking Border angency?
We Haven`t got a fucking border.
We are an Island for fucks sake.
Why is it so fucking difficult to check who comes onto the Island?
As for mixed groping games on full pay are they fucking Mad? I am.
I’m guessing that the UKBA is there to HELP likely labour voters enter the UK.
Remember, Socialist infiltrated organisations do the opposite of what they are named.
The Home Secs hubby played Tug of Love on our cash so what’s the problem?
hey, the part timer is back, how you doing antisocialcitizen?
doing part time hours I see. you lazy troll.
Socialist not only inflitrate organisations poison your pets and eat your babies they are behind the dastardly New World Order the piss stinking drunk on the corner is always yelling about.
Did you know Rothsbanker is a socialist along with Bush and Bliar ?
The Bildeburgers, Trilateral Commision, Skull and Bones, Scouts, Ickes Lizard People. All socialists. It’s true because God told me.
Remember kids, SOCIALISTS!! SOCIALISTS!! SOCIALISTS!! SOCIALISTS!! SOCIALISTS!! SOCIALISTS!! SOCIALISTS!! SOCIALISTS!! SOCIALISTS!! SOCIALISTS!! SOCIALISTS!! SOCIALISTS!! SOCIALISTS!! SOCIALISTS!! SOCIALISTS!! SOCIALISTS!! SOCIALISTS!! SOCIALISTS!!
Socialists also hypnotised the Bankers by using the socialist colour Red in subliminal socialist messages telling them to take Billions in socialist Bonuses and destroy the economy.
Evil cunning socialists!
You write: Socialists also hypnotised the Bankers by using the socialist colour Red in subliminal socialist messages telling them to take Billions in socialist Bonuses and destroy the economy.
Actually, this is true. Note the new BBC colour scheme… RED
Socialist not only inflitrate organisations poison your pets and eat your babies they are behind the dastardly New World Order the piss stinking alky on the corner is always yelling about.
Did you know Rothsbanker is a socialist along with Bush and Bliar ?
The Baldyburgers, Triliteral Commision, Skull and Bones, Scouts, Lizard People. All socialists. It’s true because God told me.
Remember kids, SOCIALISTS!! SOCIALISTS!! SOCIALISTS!! SOCIALISTS!! SOCIALISTS!! SOCIALISTS!! SOCIALISTS!! SOCIALISTS!! SOCIALISTS!! SOCIALISTS!! SOCIALISTS!! SOCIALISTS!! SOCIALISTS!! SOCIALISTS!! SOCIALISTS!! SOCIALISTS!! SOCIALISTS!! SOCIALISTS!!
Socialists also hypnotised the Bankers by using the socialist colour Red in subliminal socialist messages telling them to take Billions in socialist Bonuses and destroy the economy.
Evil cunning socialists!
I had no idea.
Another reason to hate them.
The Incontinent.
the “alky” ranting about the New World Order is the piss stinking one
and therein lies the reason for the double post for the sharp eyed
word beginning with D
@Sock Puppeting Trolls.
I’m getting to annoy you. Good.
@Lightweight Fox News Parrot.
I’m getting to annoy you. Good.
The truth sometimes hurts.
They all prefer dressing in black and rushing around in rubber dinghies to defend our shores while letting anyone in on a trains, planes and trucks.
It is more exciting. The bit they always miss is they need the help of the public for the coasts. It is the locals that see the odd going on, but fear contacting them as they are obviously out of control. They do stop checks, for no reason, on any body they like as long as they are in a boat. But they seem to need a reason at an airport. Most boat captures are done from intelligence like the drug smuggler off Ireland that was caught after a marina manager in the US got suspicious.
When will they learn that it is the public that is their real eyes and ears, and they should stop alienating them.
But the places were the public can not watch like airports etc. is down to them entirely. But then that is just boring, they would rather be dressed as SAS and have a mission!
They are clearly failing in their duty as a quick visit to leicester or Burnley proves.
Spotty white men can be pretty tiresome.
Woof!
I can see we’ll have to get Wallace and Gromit on the case immediately
not been abroad recently then? … we now have major tourist attraction at all airports called the ‘UK Border’
It has many people working for it who often meet you off the plane in their UK Border themed uniforms and then you get to queue up to see it.
It’s such a major attraction they even ask for your passport so you can see the wonderous ‘UK Border’.
It’s just like a theme park – There are rides and everything (although bags keep appearing on them – mine never show up there though)
and has double yellow lines all along
I thought there was a tunnel under the Channel
The border with the Irish Republic?
Which they don’t guard because they are scared the fenians might throw rocks at them.
The irish working classes certainly know how to deal with migrants.
Since when was contact sport on full pay with the opposite sex best practice in the private sector? Sack the CHUMP
Best practice in the private sector is to pay for this sort of thing out of the company’s INCOME and PROFITS!!!
The UKBA do not generate any profit whatsoever, this man is deliberately taking my tax away from what he should be spending it on. Is this fraud?
There’s plenty of private sector buisnesses that ask staff to contribute to the christmas party (if there is one) no problem.
Taxable if they don’t
if the company has spent £150 per person
Dunno about the private sector, but it was all the rage in the ODPM a few years back.
When you run important offices such as Home Secretary with the likes of Mrs Smith and Alan Johnson, what do you expect?? I mean a more unprofessional thick pair of self important imbeciles (self confessed in Smiths case) I have never before envisaged in high office.
Of course when the leader is the HOON, what more can we expect??
Ps just a word on Peter Hain, who recently has been trying to get some cheap publicity for himself on the back of his old anti-apartheid self.
Yes Mr Hain, you are indeed a paragon of virtue, one we can all look up to as arole model-but would would you mean awfully staying away from my bank??
Entirely agree, particularly re Mr. whited sepulchre going for the PM can’t get his jaw un;ocked orange faced Hain.
We also have a tonne of Scots invaded our Parliament.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwVbtH952WM
The New Labour filth that have let in millions of people should be done for the economic sabotage of the UK. Their bullshit of needing foreign workers to pay for the pensioners of today – f’cking lefty madness to justify their socialist experiment, which is falling apart.
a tonne of Scots
What’s that in tons?
oh, about this big
So you can fix it then?
About 26 Jacqui Smith’s!
or the weight of one fat bigoted moron
why do you think I’m down stairs watching the grot
You’d get a lot less than 26 Jacqui Smiff’s to the ton (or even the tonne) – have you seen the size of her?
I don’t think you would even get 10 of her to the ton (that would be only 16 stone each)!
RACIST!
We’ve made them illegal, taken decent people to court, got EU directives, indoctrinated children in schools yet you little-englanders insist on sticking to your traditional measures. You’re so racist.
Next you’ll insist on sticking with jury trials and the presumption of innocence. And you’re racist.
In the days of empire, we were very good at playing tribes. We haven’t forgotten.
While the bonus culture exist it will syphon off all the profits before the tax man or shareholders see them. The bank dividends paid for the pensions.
So someone else has to be blamed. So make out that the people are the problem for growing old, and that the solution is immigration. Good distraction while the troughers loot the bank.
However, we are told daily that it is our obesity, smoking and alcohol consumption that is shortening our lives! How can we be getting older if our lives are being shortened!
I never quite understood those arguments.
Strange that it seems to be capitalists who employ most of these immigrants (not counting civil service cleaners and such like), and that they’ve been used to keep down the wages of the working class.
Vote B&P!
Vote B & Q!
Someone called?
S & M!
Careful Allah (peace be upon him), or tat will call you racist/fascist/bigoted thug…..and not forgetting the all time favorite “Toy-Town-Nazi”
Yep, the biggest problem with the B&P is that they are even more SOCIALIST than this despicable government.
It would be hard to fuck up the economy more than Gordon does, but they actually will manage this.
they are holocaust denying Nazis
a somewhat biger problem than even one obsessive nutter’s need to label everything and everyone socialists
I quite fancy a game of mixed tug of war. How come no one’s invited me?
If you look at the economic policy of the BNP it is undeniably Old Labour.
Dull Aunty Zit,
Socialists have always been the first to fight fascists.
When capital is under stress, like now, fascists are exploited by capital to try to distract and divide workers and the unemployed.
Racism is wrong, so is Aunty Zit.
Fascists and socialists fight over one thing and one thing only…
Who to steal from and harrass.
Form of Socialism – Victim Group
International Socialism – Owners.
National Socialism – Jews, Gypsies.
TransNational Socialism – YOU!
“Socialists have always been the first to fight fascists. ”
I see Jonty’s quoting from his GCSE Politics books again rather than facing the reality of there being nothing but a fag paper’s difference between the two.
When you’re older, you might actually understand Jonty, until then, be quiet and let the grown ups talk.
Master Baiter – aged under 10 when Nulab came to power. A shining example of how well their indoctrination program is working.
Socialism is not equivalent to fascism.
You’re quite right MB. Fascism has only killed about 10 million whereas socialism is well into 100 million+. Not really in the same league at all.
Fascism usually follows on from the inevitable collapse of socialist systems. In terms of policy they are very similar.
The reason they usually fight is simply down to turf wars – they are competing for the same dull minds.
O for goodness sake even I Dave Crudmon see you are talking rubbish socialism is nothing like fascism. Do look up your facts . We Cons are closer to the fascists than Gordo’s lot. If you are going to blog on my behalf – do sound intelligent.
This is an example of why the country is up shit creek sans paddle.
I’ve just driven by BBC TV centre – there’s a lot of placard waving socialist workers out and lots of police.
Funny how neither are ever around W12 usually.
Was it the sodding Countryside Alliance again,quite a rabble they are.
This is what happens when you let the likes of Piggie Jacqui Smith and Postie Johnson run a department.
Too true….
Socialists have no reason to get rid of illegal immigrants. It would be like turkeys voting for Christmas.
Think of all those jobs in asylum support, social services, housing, guardian reading pink and fluffy race coordinators.
A whole industry has been founded on the illegal immigrants – not just kebab shops and takeaways.
Traffic wardens, language translators, home domestics, baggage handlers, …..
You come to my Kebab shop in Penge Eh? The Burger Trench Eh? Hot saveloys served in the old fashioned way eh?
Brown to Cameron: Wrong on the Recession, Wrong on the Recovery mantra = Brown to Johnson: Keep it up Postie your doing everything Right! I only wish the tug of war rope was replaced with Gordons left foot on one side and the other side his right foot. Now that would be money well spent.
‘In line with best practice in the workplace’
Because it is the right thing to do
Whilst I fully see the benefits from such activities, my experience has been such activity during paid time is only as a reward for achievement, it is far from the early stages of taking a team through a turnaround situation.
It does, however, fully demonstrate how little these public sector department managers understand about reality and public opinion.
This national shame ceased to be funny some time ago
I would say that it more like common practise rather than best practise.
It has been shown that such jolly outings do help team building a bit, but only if there are many other aspects of the company in question are changed as well to facilitate the team bonding. Most of the time, and I suspect it is true in this case, jollys are used as attempts to boost morale and nothing more. However if the working environment is poor (and this must be so as they don’t seem to be doing their proper job of finding illegal immigrants) then such moral boosting attempts are like pissing in the wind and therefore a waste of time and money – our money.
Do nothing!
Correct which is why in a happy environment staff don’t mind paying towards company days out like horse racing or whatever. If it wasn’t a happy company no staff would go.
One of my pals works in this sector — corporate team-building events — and says it’s all a complete load of bollocks. Quite often the frustrations and weariness induced by some perfectly pointless project (like building a raft to cross a river, when 50 yards downstream there’s a bridge) bring out simmering, underlying tensions in the “team” and can result in almighty rows, truth-telling, and subsequent sackings.
Best practice is to get on with the job the shareholders or taxpayers are funding.
Twats.
all true, but how would c unts like me make a fat living otherwise?
Yeah
At least you know that I don`t bugger off to a hotel when I`ve said that I am going to wander through the desert and will have to drink my own urine and eat a wichity grub.
Roll out the barrel, there’s another one coming down the turnpike.
You’re a fool Mears
If you are a good manager you can build a team without having to resort to this kind of external help.
external help? I have heard these wastes of time an money called some things, but help?
But you are correct. True leadership inspires and bonds people to the mission. Ineffectual and weak people who lack leadership skills, fracture teams, allow us and them to creep in and poison relationships leading to a lack of trust and fractious in-fighting and a lack of purpose and a failure to perform. That is when weak leaders resort to this kind of “team-building” nonsense to try to artificially infuse something that they personally are incapable of.
As a tax-payer I object to MY money being wasted in such a way. These people have a mission to perform, a goal to achieve and anyone who gets in the way of that mission should be sacked.
Personally, I think that the borders agency should recruit from the ranks of the B&P. Talk about a motivated workforce. The B&P enforcing border controls? they would probably do it for free!
The purpose of the UKBA is to filter out undesirables, not keep everyone out…
you managed to slip through the net you fucker.
I have stood up for many foreign cultures whom I have welcomed and defended here in the country that I was born in and which uniquely is the country of my cultural heritage.
I have argued in favour of a controlled and balanced, tolerant multiculturalism in this country for decades. But we have NOT had that have we. As I have been arguing in favour of foreign cultures being made welcome here, WHO, in my own country, is going to stand up for MY culture?
The B&P people I have spoken to do not want to keep everyone out, just the illegals, the shirkers and the terrorists. If you want to come here to work, contribute to society and pay taxes, you are welcome. The problem is successive governments have allowed far too many of the illegals, shirkers and terrorist sympathisers in to the extent that any rational policy on immigration now amounts to a closed door, until we can sort out, and kick out, those that are here illegally or here to cause injury or harm.
The B&P members with whom I have spoken are NOT against immigration per se, in fact they are not racist at all, they want to see a multiculturalism in this country, but one that actually INCLUDES and PROTECTS the indigenous white Brit and supports integration, instead of segregation and ghetto-isation.
None of the anti-British extremist parties like Labour or the liberals are proposing that are they? They have all allowed the ghetto-isation of vast parts of our towns and cities to the point where people born and bred in some towns now find them unrecognisable.
Labour are violent anti-British extremist war criminals. Their last leader lied repeatedly to start a war that has cost the lives of over a million dark skinned innocents. They have covered up for American torture of innocent people and yet they have the gall to label the B&P as extreme?
I fundamentally oppose the B&P’s socialist tendencies, but their policies on immigration are spot on!
As for merely filtering out undesirable, well, the current lot are failing miserably at that aren’t they. The B&P could not do any worse.
Tat, It’s a pity they let you “migrate” out of the nut-house and let you onto the net.
yeah, look at our Gordon, he didn’t get where he is now without hard work, or a few stabbings …..
In line with the best business practice in firms making money, maybe.
When your company’s losing 20 million an hour you generally find the Jollies Budget gets slashed.
WTF happens if they get an injury??
Ten weeks off at your expense and special pcare at the Civil Service’s own clinic.
Simple. 5 months off sick, and a decent conditional fee agreement
Good point. Guido, Alert the Elf n safety. Get the gig cancelled in case someone ends up like Gordon with a head injury
That crossed my mind too… our village used to have a great bonfire night party and lots of fetes — not any more due to elf’n safety insurance regs.
Why can’t we have a big bonfire like Susie says and burn the lot of the hoons (be more painful for them than shooting), together with the non-job employees in the civil Service who have nothing better to do with their time than organise mixed touch rugby at our/my expense.
I’m going down with my clipboard to do a risk assessment and if I find one leaf on the pitch that someone might slip on, I’m calling the cops.
In this workplace we’re worrying about keeping expenditure down and avoiding redundancies-I think the public sector exists in a parallel universe.If this is Brown’s investment in public services ,he can stick it right up his backside.
he already has, I can assure you
naahh, it’s the wealth creating public sector innit
This is why we are borrowing £20 million a day so civil servants can get big fat salaries to organise Mixed Touch Rugby and Mixed Tug of War days.
do they have mixed showers afterwards?
Not when I’m in charge they won’t.
I’ve heard it said you’ll change the water supply to gas.
Maybe Nick would like the showers to have Zyklon B instead of shower gel?
I shave with zyklon b every morning, never does me any harm.
That is in very poor taste.
Anyway, the B&P are socialists. Read their “manifesto”, if you can be bothered. Statists, worse than Labour.
Don’t forget policies on race and violence towards minorities, especially the preverts.
One Folk!
One Party!
One Leader!
Hail!
Have you seen the videos on youtube of volunteers showering in zyklon B? Didn’t do them any harm either.
I am not denying the holocaust in the least, but some parts of the holocaust story and the profitable compensation industry built up from it are utter bollocks and have been proven so.
They should get their story straight and at least admit the parts that are wrong, as these parts damage the credibility of the rest of the true holocaust story and provide ammunition for the foul racists and anti-semitic bastards that would love a repeat of the “final solution”.
I keep telling you, it’s £20 million an hour you fool!
Should read above borrowing £20 million an hour or £480 million a day.
Anyone with the name Ashley is a prick.
Seconded
Anyone with the name Robinson is a prick.
Damn straight
Agree wholeheartedly
Your song is shit
Oooh
See? They’re all singing it.
But that’s in tune
Did someone mention a tugging session? Count me in
Hiya!
Oi! get back here and give me a rogering
Bestiality’s illegal.
Mandleson under pressure too:
http://page.politicshome.com/uk/clarke_post_privatisation_will_be_in_tory_manifesto.html
The vultures aren’t just circling around New Labour. They are already feeding of its carcass.
Dale’s blog says:
“Parliamentary Standards Authority Chairman will trouser a massive £208,000 a year… Board members will be paid…the equivalent of £104,000, PSAC will thus earn more than three times the salary of the MPs he will be overseeing. ”
Hope Mr Fawkes has some gunpowder left for this yet-to-be-appointed big-time, snout-in-trougher.
“Socialism means never knowing shame”
Plus expenses allowances and other perks, just like the military officers’ and their private school fees perk, and a nice one it is too.
You Berk, it’s spelled perq.
No it isn’t.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/lawandorder/5762979/Senior-police-officers-receive-secret-perks.html
You mean “berq”, shurely?
Correct Herr V. He is a Berq. Which is a misspelling of the word Berk, which is in turn a contraction of the rhyming slang Berkeley Hunt.
Perk, on the other hand is a misspelling of the word perq. (note the full stop) which is a contraction of the word perquisite.
You see MB, I had a state education in the days when they actually educated you. I was not the product of a public school who thought his lacklustre ability cold be bolstered with a veneer of Leftist pseudo intellectualism, such as yourself.
Bring some more capapes please, chop, chop.
MB…., MB……, are you there MB? You gone very quiet MB? Are you looking in the dictionary MB?
Hook, line and sinker!
Triple points, yee haw!
While you are rummaging in the dictionary MB, look up “Capapes”. Do tell me what it is when you find it.
They’re like a can a pe, but much smaller, sheesh!
You are right bottle-fed. It means head-to-toe, surely? As in he fell right in it and was covered from head-to-toe
The link you showed was for the cops that you’ve spent the last ten years politicising, you dozy fucker.
The military’s Boarding School Allowance was done to death a few days ago and you were shown up then to be way out of your depth, Baiter. Your dogwhistling shite doesnt work around here.
I dare say Guido would probably be happy for you to stay around and make an even bigger c’unt of yourself though, so keep trying!
Are senior officers in the police getting private school fees paid for as well?
What will the bobbies on the beat say?
Oh dear!
Are they posted overseas?
No they just put them on a plane.
At last a funny post
Yep posts certainly nore funny than Eddie Izzard.
Discredited one. Your previous assertions about officer’s perks(spell it howy ou like) have been roundly disproven. Repeating the story may be the party line but it has been rumbled. Time to change.
However,they do not earn £208,000 a year and do not need to be appointed to control the excesses of a sanctimonious,self serving set of hypocrites.
Thanks for the link to the piece about police officer’s perks,which was not the subject under discussion.
Have officers lost their perk of free private school fees?
No?
Thought not.
Well, your lot have been continuing to pay it for the last 12 fucking years, so what is your point, you idiot? They’ll lose the perk if you take it away.
So, if its such a big deal, why havent you dont it?
I’ll wait for the deafening silence in lieu of an answer from you that hasnt got anything to do with the pathetic class warfare that backfired on you in Crewe and Nantwich and will backfire everywhere else in seven months time…
And considering the troughing your MP’s have been doing, you’ve hardly got even a toe anywhere near the moral high ground have you?
Arent those self inflicted bullet holes in your feet starting to hurt, MB?
MB, they receive a contribution towards the fees as recognition of their sacrifice, or would you prefer that the children of our fighting folk went uneducated as they are moved from pillar to post?
My wife was an RAF brat and her Father did not take up this offer of private tuition. She attended 14 different schools. Her education was a mess and her dream of becoming an astrophysicist was destroyed because the curriculum at some schools was opposite the curriculum at others at that time.
Consequently she was taught some things three times and others not at all, resulting in poor exam results and she failed to get into college to study the course she wished to follow.
Another friend of mine benefited from his father (a mere corporal) taking up the offer and he had a much more settled education.
MB, when you have been discovered spouting utter shit. Stop!
Who said officers’ sprogs shouldn’t benefit from their parents’ getting the tax payer to pay for their private school fees?
Come on, who said it?
It’ll be better for everyone to own up now.
Hmmm…Well, if that’s the way you want it, don’t say you weren’t warned.
Master Baiter – Get your facts straight; school fees are available for other ranks children as well.
This is not a perk, it is necessary, as the military get posted regularly and their children would have a very interrupted education otherwise. My father was a regular soldier and he did not avail himself of this “perk”, consequently I went to twelve different schools in four different countries.
Private school fees for officers paid for by the tax payer is a great perk.
Or isn’t it?
No.
What is their best perk then?
Apart from officers getting each child’s education subsidised by the state to the tune of 200K or more, what do they get that’s better than that?
After 12 years of New labour why is private education considered a “perk” whereas state education is not?
Expensive quango. I told all you pricks who were shouting for and “independent” body.
Baiter, its getting boring and you dont know what you’re talking about.
All you’re doing is making yourself look like an even bigger c’unt than you already are.
Some achievement.
Nothing boring about military officers getting each child’s private education paid for by the tax payer to the tune of at least 200K.
It’s a great perk.
Isn’t it?
British Biscuits for British Workers!
er that’s it
What is the equivalent cost of state education? It still costs the taxpayer.
Bator’s had a right ol’ kicking today. LOL
Money down the drain=Labour.i dont know what this cost but it could of gone towards better equipment for our forces.
Or more private school fees for military officers’ sprogs.
Change the record
It comes to about 87 million pounds a year, school fees for officers’ sprogs. that’s a lot of bang bang stuff, isn’t it?
Not arf
That’s my line!
sorry fluff
not as much bang bang bang stuff as the army would be able to buy with the 30 million pounds the MOD has been paying every quarter for ten years to Prince Bandit of Saudi Arabia.
oh and let’s not forget the MOD’s taxi expenses which total 50 thousand pounds a month which is exactly the same amount of money it costs to reinforce the underside of helicopters. the MOD chose to pay for the taxi fares they ran up but not for the reinforcement of the helicopters.
soldiers die because the public masters at the MOD would rather jolly round London from restaurant to bar than supply our forces adequately.
string them up I say.
don’t you agree masterbaiter?
Ok Mate. Lets rock!
oh, masterbaiter has run away.
what a coward!
don’t run away masterbaiter, I haven’t finished caving your skull in yet!
Rat a tat tat tat,
Without decorum there can be no discourse.
what a cowardly reply!
you see, I told you masterbaiter is a coward.
A little less naughtiness and a little more decorum please.
Oh and maybe a point?
yes, you do seem to be struggling to find a point worth making.
you are toiling.
you are toiling so much that soon your back will break.
unless your neck gets snapped first ofcourse.
To trade insults with an imbecile whilst diverting ultimately is not satisfying.
atleast you have some insight into your condition imbecile.
unfortunately there is no cure.
oh well.
Perhaps that was a little unfair.
Still chin up, eh?
I would say take your defeat like a man MB but ofcourse you are not a man, you are a bird.
masterbaiter is a bird.
it explains why she goes on and on and on and on and on.
nags like a woman innit.
she nags like a woman because she is one.
game is up MB: you have been rumbled love.
now stick the kettle on. two sugars.
tuscan tony and the beast of berkwell will probably fancy a cuppa too.
well done.
What’s the point?
well the point of a nice cup of tea apart from the social ritual aspect of it is that it leaves one feeling refreshed.
innit.
you dozey tart.
you couldn’t do us a couple of slices of toast while you’re up could you?
with marmalade on top, ta luv.
with a bit of training you will make someone a half decent wife MB.
It’s said a nice cup of tea can be had by the engineer on his chuff chuff, using the steam from his engine.
With practice probably make a mean cappuccino too, with chocolate shavings on the top of all that froth.
Is that true?
Is that where all the froth comes from?
From the engine on the cuff chuff?
Whooo! Whooo!
Now if you two could just play nicely from now on and not disturb the adults – that would be perfect.
Blimey MB stop whingeing. It is in their contract so what’s wrong with them getting it? You lot agreed to it so stop moaning. If you didn’t like it why didn’t you change it 12 years ago?
You moaned about Fred Goodwin’s pension but that’s what he agreed with his bosses. Years ago you also “negotiated” a deal with John DeLorean and he took you to the cleaners.
Stop whingeing, if you can’t negotiate a proper deal then don’t complain about it afterwards.
Why shouldn’t there be more school fees for the private education of officers’ sprogs?
Indeed
You have had the rules of this explained to you ad nauseum and had your argument taken apart piece by piece by several people MB.
Yet you still keep posting the same retarded disproven, incorrect bullshit over and over.
Now Fuck off!
Say MB why don’t you join up, go to Helmand for six months and see what it’s like being shot at every day rather than sitting in your piss soaked nappy whining about this minor “perk”. Twat.
Imagination and foresight
Two things you lack. Add a proper job, given the number of inane posts you make, and it’s another hat-trick for Geoff!
Well that’s a first.
In my imagination I wish I had you lined up in my foresight at about 200 metres.
But how would that feel in hindsight, on the ‘bottom’ bunk in a cell for several years?
Was it over the line Geoff?
Christ,M-B,if that’s the best you can manage things must be even worse in the bunker than I thought.
Thought, wow!
Well that’s the exception that proves the rule.
tits out for the asylum seekers.
BOING!
Did somebody mention war, count me in!
This is common practice across all government departments. Among other perks of the life are:
1. A day off for the Queens’s birthday
2. Half a day off for Maundy Thursday – which with judicious use of fictional ‘flexi’ turns into another day off.
So that’s two days extra leave plus the time off for sports.
you forgot a half day on Christmas eve
Leave early on a Friday?
… come in late on a Monday, Wednesday afternoon early closing.
The County Hall up this way in Hertford is like the Marie Celeste on a Friday -The fcukers allegedly work flexi-time OT all week so they get Fridays off.
and even when it’s empty, you can never find a parking space
When is Mandy Thursday this year
After brown trouser wednesday
…and just before “Fuck You” Friday.
Don’t forget, Mandy Thursday is right after Sheffield Wednesday.
FIST day, fuck it’s still tursday
Well allrighttttttttttttttttt!
I prefer POETS day
Piss Off Early Tomorrows Saturday…oh that’s a civil service one
Of course the highly principled Republican Lefties will refuse the day off for the Queen’s birthday and turn up for work as usual.
So you don’t forget, you worthless lowlifes My day is
23 September 1954
They think it refers to Gordon, “Queen of the South”, formerly known as the “Duchess of Shit St.”
are those lesbian bints doing the Haka?
Thats the all woman shortlist for Conservative candidates.
++ASHLEY ROBINSON ADMITS: I AM A LAZY SKIVING C’UNT WHO IS NOT DOING MY JOB PROPERLY++ROBINSON SAYS ” WHO CARES IF I AM FAILING IN MY DUTY, I AM ORGANISING A NICE JOLLY FOR MY FELLOW PUBLIC SERVANTS WHO GIVES A FUCK, LET’S HAVE SOME FUN AND FORGET ALL OUR TROUBLES.++ASHLEY ROBINSON STICKS TWO FINGERS UP AT TAXPAYER++ ROBINSON SAYS”FUCK YOU TAXPAYER I AM A FAILURE AND I STILL GET PAID FUCKING LOADS OF CASH KEEP PAYING YOU SUCKERS WHILE I HAVE THE LIFE OF REILLY EVEN THOUGH I AM INCOMPETENT AND FAIL TO CARRY OUT THE DUTIES YOU PAY ME TO DO. I AM A FAILURE, SO WHAT? YOU MUGS, JUST COUGH UP FOR ME AND MY FRIENDS TO HAVE FUN STOP MOANING KILLJOYS AND PAY FOR ME TO SWAN ABOUT ON JOLLIES”++
don’t forget the biggest culprit, Lynn Homer, who previously oversaw the Banana Republic antics of B’ham City Council’s elections, and who avoided interrogation as to her guilt by breaking down in tears. Detain and prosecute these scum, for the fifth columnists they are.
I know more about Lin Homer than I can mention……
Oooh you are awful, You Tease!!
Spill the beans, c’mon!
I’ll bet she’s Common Purpose too!
I sat with a consultant surgeon this morning who told me that the Govt have introduced this rule that a patient must be seen within 18 weeks – end of February 2010 from today’s date – this has meant that people have no idea if they will be seen next week,three weeks time or in the 18th week for their operation.
That’s the same here in Somerset as everywhere else.
But the govt are trying to get non-doctor’s to perform some of these operations to ensure these targets are met.
Couple this with the fact the govt are actually encouraging poor performing students to apply to read medicine at University,and we are stuffed – wait 18 weeks for a non-doctor to perform an op or pay up out of your hard earned savings that are getting more and more worthless by the month?
Oh and don’t forget the UK population will rise by 10,000,000 in the next few decades – I can hear the time bomb ticking away that will one day explode – a time bomb built by the Labour Party and set by Brown.
So now we can have tug of war games at my expense?
I will have left the country by the time my kids are through University (with massive debts) – this country is slowly being strangled to death.
non-doctors? Wasn’t that a range of feminine destressing appliances you used to be able to order from the back of grumble mags back in the 70′s?
I’m not sure I’d want a 10″ vibrating rubber cock fixing my dodgy hip.
Today’s the last day to sign the petition for Brown to go:
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/please-go/
It’s not worth giving up your IP address for. I don’t begrudge those who sign it but I can’t imagine that at 9am tomorrow Gordon is going to say. “Oh look. there are 10 million signatures on this petition. I’ll get my coat”
I’ve signed petitions to president Klauss because it’s a moaral booster hopefully. With Gordon it would only strengthen his resolve ‘cos he likes to piss on people.
Guido, you old spoil-sport.
This is just the public sector getting some fat off before they pig-out at the taxpayer’s expense at Christmas.
Tut, tut ..
This ‘gummunt’ is absolutely full of CHUMPS. The sad point is, WE pay for these CLINTS.
The world’s gone mad.
So’s my dish – it ran away with the spoon :-(
……the’ve got the BNP bloke in the middle of the rope and with luck he should stretch right back to Brussels,,,might as well be pulling ropes as it stops them screwing up elsewhere…. what happened to PMQ’s yesterday?
It is in line with best practice in the private sector
Doesn’t sound like my part of the private sector. If it did, instead of playing rugby they would have made a third of the workforce redundant and told the rest ‘no pay rises this year’. Of course, maybe they are talking about senior management instead – in which case they could fly to work in their private helicopter (cant afford pay rises because aviation fuel is getting expensive maybe?). The UK is f£$%^”
In the real world most people start work early, finish late and have a cardboard sandwich at their desk for thier lunch ’10 minute’. A corporate ‘jolly’ either happens outwith working hours or at weekends, otherwise you take a days holiday. Underworked, overpaid public sector scroungers
The Office of National Statistics records that public sector pay has risen 43% since 2000, while private sector pay rose 38%.
Not only do these protected and pension pampered servants get better pay than the private sector, they also get fun days at our expense.
With New Labour intent on destroying Britain’s leading private industries, where do these chumps think their wages will come from.
It used to be by taxing working people or borrowing so future generations would have to pay. We are now all taxed-out and all borrowed-out. Time to get those printing presses rolling. The Mugabe solution.
We should all pull together.
New Labour = We didn’t do it, it was the Tories
The crisis started in America.
Companies bailed out by the US government are to have drastic curbs on executive pay.
Citigroup, Bank of America, American Insurance Group, General Motors and Chrysler will see an average reduction of 90% in the cash part of their pay packages.
It started in America.
What, the tug of war crisis started in America? These big companies are doing Tug of war and touch rugby in lieu of pay?
We’re all in this together
nah Fred, there making loads of your bank staff redundant but , strangely, none of the managers or directors – funny that – have you spent your first million this week yet???
Master Bastard
You really don’t get it do you. Who cares where it started, its how you are going to fix it that counts.
Gordon Brown (your paymaster and fearless leader) keeps saying he is getting on with the job while doing fuck all.
Consumer spending is what drives an economy forward, yet all the cheap money this government prints is going to banks and big companies.
Small businesses and individuals cannot borrow at 0.5% to dig themselves out of trouble.
In 2000 after the technology bust, the Bank of England reduced interest rates to 1% to encourage individuals to borrow and spend, which transferred corporate debt to consumer debt. Eight years later, government beleif in no return to boom and bust encouraged corporations to rack up huge debts again. As consumers are stuffed with massive debt from the last rescue, the government is now bailing out corporations with our money for the second time in a decade.
New Labour is the puppet of big business with Mandelson as the High priest.
Too long
MB you are right this lot have been in government for too long
“Master Baiter says:
October 22, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Too long”
Rough translation – my tiny little brain can’t grasp this properly, so I’ll just dismiss it. Your dear leader would be so proud of you MB.
And what of the UK manufacturing sector MB? That has shrunk since 1997 and vital skills and capability has been lost. Jobs have disappeared and pay has stagnated. What about the industrial heartlands MB?
Open an Argos catalogue at any page and you will find manufactured goods from China on each one. You will have to go through it with a fine toothed comb to find anything made in the UK. You really are out of touch.
Isn’t Argos in Greece?
That’s it MB take the p**s out of the working class. Oh, sorry, forgot, that’s what New Labour do isn’t it?
Grow a pair!
I resent you claiming that the UK manufacturing is dying, I mean just this week we’ve been told the glorious news that the last piano maker in the UK is shutting shop, and production is off to the Far East. More UK manufacturing jobs gone, more highly skilled people put onto the scrap heap. All hail New Labour for supporting British manufacturers.
Pull together=group wanking. It’s what the cabinet has been doing for 12 years.
Well, they’re certainly deviants, that’s for sure
Anyone who says they never masterbate is a liar or impotent.
Socialists should all hang together.
Bankers should all hang together.
Along with all members of ZaNu Lie Baaah
Bankers who took taxpayers money, certainly. But the people in govt who offered it should hang too.
Aunty Zit’s slip is showing,
Bankers at fault, wow!
A true break through.
Well they’re no longer in banking, they are part of the state rent-seekers.
The guilty party is the State, they created the credit, they should face the wall.
More “best practice” – this time from the boys in blue, naturally eager to help the “common purpose” to show Mcsnotty as being tough on crime………. or have they just been caught fiddling the tractor stats again …….
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8320000.stm
But surely bullying and attacking defenceless women with children is NOT a crime – under this thuggish govt of absolutely no talent,the victim is the criminal and the criminal is the victim of simply not having enough taxpayers money thrown at them to support them in their feral lives?
And don’t get me started on Fatso with his playstation /pc and brigade of nurses cos he can’t keep his bloody mouth shut for long enough not to stuff his grotty face with even MORE food.
Well now the Police will be allowed to “lightly beat” suspects without being at risk of prosecution so no crime committed.
A lesson learnt from the IDF. http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/1122549.html
Good hope they beat the muslim troublemakers in this country up a bit, next time they start mouthing off.
“may be considered as harmful to the public will be prioritised”
WTF does that mean in English?
‘May be’ – by whom?
‘Harmful to’ – in what way?
‘prioritised’ – over what? Over stupid mixed tugs of war at Imber Court on our money?
Lin Homer is a dangerous idiot.
It means stab proof vests for the vile Harman while she tours her own constituency while her constituents get stabbed to death in stairwells with no protection – that what it means.
If Brown did not have the 24 hour protection he gets from armed guards,they would have to piece his body back together using sellotape if he was ever found on the streets of Britain by the electorate (well,not really electorate,cos we don’t ever get the chance to vote him and his thugs out).
Christ…. talk about being utterly detached from the reality of life for most people in the UK… good call Guido!
“Well, fancy giving money to the Government! Might as well have put it down the drain.”
AP Herbert
Socialist use the money they extort to harm the culture of the person they extorted from.
Better to put it down the drain than get taxed.
said the part timer.
you are a lightweight anti citizen. you are too scared to do a full day’s work.
fucking part timer.
Off Sick again Tat? I hope medical science expands enough to fix your mental issues.
my health is not in question.
but yours will be c’unt if you backchat top boy again.
you fucking part timer. you have been skiving off again and it has been noted.
we shall have to start calling you sick note you skiver.
propaganda is a full time occupation.
only full timers need apply.
you are not up to a full day’s work anticitizen, you are a workshy dole scrounger.
No, we all know you’re nutty as a snickers bar.
what a very weak ripost anticitizen.
piss poor.
raise your game or fuck off.
good cripple.
Only for you. The truth must hurt.
socialists use money to make socialist nests and socialist hibernate under your bed waiting to drive you socialist mad and witter on about socialists like a complete mong parrot
Bankers use the money they extort to harm the culture of the person they extorted from.
Better to put it in the cayman islands than get taxed.
A friend of mine -a civil servant- was made to attend such an event. They wanted to continue working but was told in no uncertain terms that “if they weanted to be seen as as ‘team player’ theh had better attend the event…”
Winter Games? Good lord. Winter of discontent more like it.
Incidentally
Is the postal strike a deliberate ploy? Should the BBC have the BNP on the QT? How badly HAS Legg cocked up? And who will Dave “Banana Boy” Miliband to grow up?
This is a bit of a red herring – I used to go on team building jollies all the time when I worked for a bank’s head office and it ‘never did me any harm’ – in fact it was probably the most productive time of my life.
Judge by results, not stuff like this. If they are delivering crap results, then have a go at them even if they are working all hours.. It is about working smart not working hard so IF they are improving matters, then I don’t see what the fuss is about.
We used to work a lot of unpaid overtime, so I don’t think the situation is much different here.
Think you got the wrong end of the stick
Sticky end of the wicket?
Or the wicky end of the Stickit.
Well, at least we now know why, even with credit-scoring systems that you could teach a chimp to use to spot duff mortgage applications, the bankers made such a team-built pig’s ear of it.
Eh!
There are an estimated 40,000 illegal immigrants that they’ve lost track of – see Guido’s post for details and sources.
The UKBA are delivering crap results.
Far, far more than that:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1222078/SIR-ANDREW-GREEN-We-halt-conspiracy-silence-immigration-crisis.html
Its plainly deliberate – more socialist engineering freakery. Home Office is infiltrated by these people’s tribal cousins who engineer file “disappearances” same goes for DPP’s office, check out the tribal provenance of the prosecutors working there.
Tough on crime, hoh yes!
Robinson is not fit for purpose – sack him.
Which one are we talking about?
Nick I would thnk. Or that is who it should be.
Well done to the mole who leaked this.
Surely there must be much more of it all over the country, so keep ‘em coming – in the face of such lunacy you’ll be doing your bit to put things right.
To be fair, I can recall during the 80s and 90s when I was in corporate world that such events were indeed commonplace…..
…. but that was before Gordon Brown abolished boom and bust, saved the world, borrowed the odd trillion quid and fucked my pension.
Now the private sector is a somewhat more frugal place to be. And I’ll be voting for whichever party commits to make the public sector likewise.
seconded.
Thirded.
Fourthed…
Same as that. In times of growth and profit, private sector did these things..i.e. late ’80′s and ’90′s. Not any more.
These people are so behind the curve (god awful expression)..and don’t realise it.
I remember those 80′s days. Went all over the world stayed in five star hotels, trips, it was great.
Uh – is any party offering this ?
“Ashley : I don’t know what you are talking about.”
followed by :
“Ashley : Someone has forwarded you my email have they?”
Where in the Civil Service Code does it say part of the job is to LIE ?
This man has LIED to the public he is suppose to serve – is there no effective action we can take against him ?
There should be.
I’ve watched recent reruns of Yes Minister – nothing has changed.
Alan Douglas
The hunt for the email leaker will now assume absolute priority. This is a grave threat to national security. Everyone who has received the information in the email is guilty by association. We are all doomed!
Search the Palace of Westminister. Recall Jackytatty-booty Smiff. Knacker, over ‘ere quick.
It must be a Tory MP – send the anti-terrorist mob in.
Ashley is not just taking a paid day off. How many manhours does it take to organise such an event?
Loads.
But he probably does it all in his free time.
Right, where’s my atenolol tablets.
I’m up to 50mg a day already. Anybody know who will be on the panel for Question time? bet its the ‘big guns’ who turn out, Straw or Harperson, Clegg, Conservatives?, will spend 45 minutes spouting the moral high ground in the full knowledge that no awkward questions will be asked about their policies, plus lefty socialist journalist or celeb ,should be a right circus, don’t think I will be watching, BBC….. soap operas is what we do.
Straw for Lab, Warsi for Con, Huhne for Lib, Bonnie Greer is the non party political panellist (black American now living in the UK) and of course Nick Griffin for the BNP.
Bonnie Greer is a right-on, aged hippie with right-on 1968 anti-Vietnam War right-on, headband views. Power to the people, man. Make love not war.
Oh, by the way, she brings her colour into most discussions, whether or not it is relevant.
Probably only slightly less extreme and bogoted than Yasmin Alibi (for Hain) Brown.
Nick can usually handle odds of 4 to 1 against. Just hope he doesn’t fuck-up under pressure. I wonder how many times he will be called “Toy-Town-Nazi” by the unwashed ones.
Nick Griffin should have the stage sprayed for cockroaches before he agrees to take his seat.
Tonight will be a glorious night in the anals of the Party!
One Folk!
One Party!
One Leader!
Hail!
Opening Reading – Damian Lewis and Adjoa Andoh delivered extracts from The Peasants’ Revolt of 1381 and The Pan-African Congress of 1945.
Lovely!
At least we have a leader of a party on the QT panel. Why not Brown, Cameron and Clegg?
Atenolol? Is that the trade name for Special Smaties?
Land registry to lose 1,500 jobs and close 5 offices.
Well that’s a sign the boom in house affordability is just starting.
And the Mugabe hyperinflation. It’s coming any day now. Honest.
Quite something and a sign of the times me thinks. I can never remember at anytime previously where the LR has cut staff. Brown investment mantra appears to be yet another mantra in tatters.
Nice sting Guido. You must have some great insider contacts. What these people, (including the likes of McBride) dont seem to realise, is that they probably work alongside a not insignificant proportion of decent people that are not interested in poxy nonsense like this, who just want to be seen to be doing a good job and disapprove of taxpayers’ money being squandered in this way. Hence emails leaked to Guido.
Long may they continue.
A couple of things spring to mind:
1. Aren’t these people all on flexi, in which case they should have plenty of leave available for a bit of fun like this?
2. Are the events open to staff who have been on extended sick leave with a bad back?
Of course the ones on sick leave with the “bad back” won’t be there!
They’ll be too busy playing golf….
contacts old boy, contacts
how is an aspiring civil servant supposed to worm his way to the top of a government department without the vigorous networking of golf ?
simply preposterous
golf days are essential
tug of war is for the sexual deviants
War on Terror,War on Climate change.
Letting 40,000 unknown carbon producers loose in the country fucks that on both counts.
Labour dont do joined up thinking.
That’s a lot of shit.
Count me in
and bog rolls
I suspect 40,000 is a gross underestimate.
Has anyone at the UKBA checked with Baroness Scotland to see if she has any idea where any of the 40,000 lost immigrants are? Or are they too busy?
Bloody hell!
I hope you are not suggesting that they ALL work for the fragrant Baroness!
I must have been sniffing the wrong end.
Ask Ali BaBa
We know where they are. Most of them work in the civil service or local government as diversity co-ordinators.
Good to know that the UKBA keeps up the best traditions of our CS and our ‘government’ and tries first off to lie about what it is doing!
British Groping For British Workers!
The Penguin
I think the Sunlight Centre for Open Politics should go along and try to enter a team.
1: There are no scrums in touch rugby.
2: Better this than some ‘awareness training’.
3: Should the Army stop playing sport together? Is that an affront to the taxpayer?
Foxtrot Oscar!
No the army would never play Rugby on paid time.
Would they?
I did. And cricket. And skiing – that even had it’s own unfortunate monicker, Ex. Snow Queen. Those were, of course, more innocent times….
Please inform Guidiot the Oaf.
He will foment a frothing tide of OUT RAGE against this pernicious use of the saintly payers of tithes and taxes, oh woe!
I would love to see a face to face debate between Guido and MB, as for all his bravado when posting here and calling our host “The Oaf” and whatever else, I think we all know that the latter would end up being made to look like the dopey little prick we all know he is by the former – I’d pay good money to see that.
It is clear,once again that originality of thought and sharpness of wit are singularly lacking in your case. Coupled with woeful research skills and an inability to form a reasoned argument,your work this term has fallen short of the standards required.
Of concern is your continuing asociation with Socialist types. You will never get into Parliament if this continues.
Write out 5000 times ‘Baroness Thatcher made the country great’ then knit yourself a blue rosette.
The Army are being paid to play Rugby, Cricket and even going skiing when they should be stamping people’s passports?
God save us all from the hairy hordes!
It made a welcome change from smashing doors in at sparrow fart and rooting around in ditches for command wires. Richly deserved and quite necessary.
The army are being paid to keep fit and to be competitive, numbnutz.
Or should they stay at their desks all day long?
point 3.
Why not? The TA have been told to stop training.
on 3) – No. The Army have a job where real rugby plays a part in terms of team building, physcial activity, leadership etc.
Let’s start a petition for “No touch rugby by civil servants on a weekday”.
Touchy Feely Rugby can be very dangerous, Gordon lost an eye playing it (allegedly).
The Army is different because, by the nature of military life, they are not fighting all the time. The life of a soldier consists, they say, of long periods of boredom and short periods of terror. Soldiers need to stay fit, meanwhile, so it’s either the gym or sport, or both. These Border Agency people have work to do all the time and playing rugby is no direct help to them.
A fair analogy would be a genuine training course for Border Agency staff. Nobody would object to that.
What, like a training course in how to apprehend illegal immigrants?
Don’t be daft, the chumps might catch some.
Point 3
As the Army pay squaddies for 24/7/365 they couldnt possibly do any sport in their own time as they dont officially have any.
Ok then. Should all TA units including OTC’s who are paid by the hour stop being paid for sessions dedicated to sport?
Rugby is as likely to injure them as keep them fit.
I have no problem with Civil Servants having a sports day here and there., Good for team work. I don’t even mind paying for it.
My bigger concern is that the work they are employed to do is pointless non-work.
Not the case here.
I forgot what I was going to type. Whatever! Basically I think Ashley is a bit of ████*.
* Rhymes with ‘Punt’, very topical!
Oh yeah sorry! I was going to say Ashley is a bit of a ████ like Blinky is a bit of a bully.
I’m not doing this very well today am I? The Trots really are freaking me out. They’ve started fighting with the Bolshies >inside< the BBC now….
yeah yeah…the workers should own the means of production.. now leave me alone, please, I'm trying to do some lines here dude!!!!
████ still rhymes with ‘Punt’ in that one too, and it’s STILL topical. How strange life is.
Now I’ve got to find Dimbo before he’s rogered by Griffin…again. Honestly, Nick is like a Terrier on heat.
Fwd:
A big cheer for Guido’s growing army of email-forwarders! Long may they continue!
Thanks fortunately the UK Border Agency is full of right wing nut jobs.
Does Guido Say “Hello, this is Guido fawkes” when he phones these miscreants up?
‘
“If Guido Fawkes calls, tell him I’m not in”. Secretary-”Eh”?
Secretary- “How are you spelling that Mr Forks”
its you lot that is paying for it now. Me I am out of work and also not well.
The rightous are beyond contempt, but the middle class will just pay up or fly away to somewhere nice.
One step away from a Roman-style orgy and while London burns “Nero” Brown will be on the fiddle.
I am a liar.
I have been caught out by Guido. I am going to cancel the jolly now that it has come to the attention of the most popular blog in the country for if I do not then I will get my fucking brains bashed out and Guido will make my life a fucking misery.
plus his thousands of followers….
Mr Fawkes has blown the lid off our outing and I’m not getting my kick-back commission
I’ve just asked my boss for paid leave to go play touch rugby.
He rather impolitely informed me, in essence, that yes I could, providing I didn’t bother ever coming back.
If only I’d wasted my education and gone into the Civil (chumps r us) Service
Funny that. I’ve just asked myself if I can close the business down to play rugby and I’ve had to tell myself to fuck off.
Have you invited yourself to your Christmas party yet?
I’m going. But I mentioned paternity leave, that’s out. As for
a health and safety course I had to punch myself in the throat.
No that’s workplace bullying, you better take yourself off to the tribunal
Under New Labour, gone are the days of a pint of lager,packet of crisps and a round of darts get together after work.
Pints – how long will they last against the metric onslaught?
Crisps – smaller portions but not smaller prices with the cover of the food police threatening them with legislation.
Darts – Good God no. Someone might have an eye out.
‘them’ being the crips manufacturers.
Crips?
Ain’t they a gang?
You mean they’re manufacturing the little feral bastards now?
Well, that’s one growth industry that Brown can crow about.
The metrication of pints of ale has already started. I drink 10 on a Friday night now instead of a dozen.
good work Guido, and Guido’s mole.
it’s not just the Home Office though, is it? From personal experience I can state categorically that this sort of spendthrift laziness and troughing is endemic throughout the entire public sector. I used to work at an NHS Trust hq and was appalled by the wasteful indulgence and arrogant frivolity exercised in by all grades of staff from top to bottom – like an idiot I was foolish enough to openly voice my opinion at the troughing at taxpayers’ expense and thus was marked for termination.
It is not so different in the private sector in my experience. Except that there belts are tightened when business is poor and such jollies are postponed or scrapped. But in the public sector they just keep rolling along. Guardian Thursday today. How many pages of non-jobs are there today?
Just in one SHA I know the annual bill for FIRST CLASS travel by staff runs into hundreds of thousands
In just one PCT* that I know, there is a budget of £10,000 set aside for the HQ building to pay for lunchtime buffets for staff – the purpose being that staff can get memoranda read out to them whilst troughing, rather than having to go through all the effort of reading it themselves. It’s not just ham sarnies and a few vol-au-vents either, this is really good quality grub and they spend over £2K a week on it. As well as the subsidised canteen.
*South Staffordshire, based in Tamworth. Just in case Guido or any other interested parties would care to dig deeper.
I was f*cking disgusted, especially as patients are starving to death in Staffordshire hospitals and to get by as a patient you’d better have family and friends who’ll bring you grub in, whilst the admin staff who never see a patient stuff their fat stupid faces at the taxpayers expense.
I know for a fact that a certain Labour Lord used to take his entire team of consultants on an annual skiing trip every year… Around our way, they have more nautical preferences — the councillors take turns to be invited aboard the ocean going yacht owned by the ex-mayor for various round Britain and beyond sailing trips.
Q: How does an ex-public servant afford the £300k to buy a yacht?
Approving Planning permission is very valuable…
Its called “Planning gain”.
Ask any developer.
(snap 421)
MY LATEST MONEY-SPINNER
No news today then on the Recorder, what not even a WI bring and buy?, £10,000 a year allowance for the communication highway well troughed.
There’ll be singing and dancing in the streets of East Molesey that night I can tell ye. A’ on oor money bytheway.
Send him doon, yon Zanu Warrior
Send him doon yon ZaNu Labour Chief,Chief, Chief!
You ask why they are doing this rather than catch illegal immigrants?
It’s because this is easier.
That is all.
I WAS JACQUI SMITH’S DOUBLE
Wouldn’t Hide and Seek be a more appropriate game for them to play?
Excellent point. Can you copy it to Chris Grayling, please?
Nobody would go looking and they wouldn’t be missed. Headline on front page of the Daily Sport (whatever happened to that, tit count for today 347), Hide and Seek World Champion Found Dead in Cupboard.
…mmmmmmm Ride ‘n’ Tweak.
ride ‘n’ squeak
Nah! Their bosses wouldn’t let them just in case they stumbled over some real illegals and actually had to do something.
I’d personally set up a game called “spot the worker”.
There must be some poor sod somewhere in whitehall that actually does a fair day’s work for pay however bloated the salary?
fucking arseholes – get back to work
Ashley Robinson is a very good fellow, he is doing what we tell him to do.
Mr Robinson works for the EU. As do all the British public servants, they work for us now.
Did you miss a meeting?
Ah, well, if we’d had the sense to join Schengen, that would be true. The French and others would be doing some of the work of keeping out the illegals and we wouldn’t have to queue up at immigration when we travel to the Schengen countries. But no, we wanted to go it alone. When the EU could actually have provided us with a benefit we turned it down.
You are in on the Schengen deal you mug.
Although not officially of course, so you recieve none of the benefits, only the costs.
Any benefits you could get from the EU are refused to you by your government.
There is nothing in it for the British people to be in the EU but the EU could not survive without British contributions.
Funny old world, isn’t it?
you are joking aren’t you?
Other countries do try to stop illegals coming in, but as France aren’t allowed to do that at the borders with spain, italy, etc. its mainly the “catch people who are already here” lark.
If we were in schengen we wouldn’t be allowed to check/stop the folks that are currently hanging around in sangatte.
The real Europeans are very clever, when illegal immigrants gain entry to Europe they wave them through, they even supply them with tickets to travel to Britain.
40,000 illegal immigrants can’t be found in England! You must have had over a million of them entering your country unchallenged in the last five years alone.
Yes, they seem to be getting in to Britain with no problems whatsoever.
What were you saying about check/stops?
Your checks don’t seem to be working very well, if at all, do they?
Do the lizards organise the free tickets to Britain?
As long as we are dealing with idiot British poeple like you this takeover of your country is going to be a breeze.
“we” being the lizards … right?
Glad to see you are on our side Cuffed Arse.
Good slave.
….hanging around Sangatte!
Two-thirds of that lot are already in the UK warmed and fed by the taxpayer, the rest will be along shortly.
Liebour: “asylum-smuggling” its what we do.
No lizards, rather snakes in the grass.
Hate to break it to you but Sangatte closed in 2002 when Britain gave “visas” to about 1200 people. The “Jungle” was located in Calais but since the French bulldozed it the illegals have moved up to Dunkirk for now.
Does this TOUCH RUGBY thing include such moves / players
the likes of Michelle Cassidy, Suzanne Pegg and Erica Roe?
Border Agency publicity shots please….
Brillo on tele now, talking to CWU union leader etc,
The CSSC is populated by workshy idlers. They include, amongst others, staff who telecommute from the Mediterranean. I’m sure its fine for their morale but anyone in the private sector(who afterall pay their salaries) who tries to conduct business with these loafers will soon realise that the phrase “sense of urgency” has no meaning in their world.
said the workshy idler.
Just wait till the TWATS injure themselves, then it’s trauma counciling and 40 weeks off on sick leave with full pension benefits.
You have to remember that people working for the public sector, are fat and ugly. If they play rugby, they will land on someone and injure them!!!
Just look for those guarding the Prime Minister.
I’m pissed off about the Postal strike.
The cat shite profiteroles that I sent to Brown as a pick me up will be practically inedible by the time he gets them.
What Post Strike – I’ve just had my normal post delivery from our normal postwoman AND it was actually earlier than usual. So what’s going on ? Is it a strike or not ?
Now that has cheered me up! :)
Yep…had my post this morning. Asked the postie why he wasn’t on strike? Not my turn..it’s the sorters today,mine tomorrow..
..”but don’t worry,it’s a load of shit,I’ll be working as normal”.
So where’s the unanimity of the CWU, gentlemen?
All the post through my letterbox this morning was addressed to the house next door.
Now, that’s solidarity for you.
Even if it is between the ears.
I think they saw what happened to the miners.
We don’t need “Royal Mail” to be a monopoly, there are lots of people who’ll do their jobs.
I support postal competition!
you support crackcocaine use but that does not mean it should be made compulsory.
you are arguing in favour of people having to go to a mail office to collect their mail and for the universal postage price to be scrapped and replaced with pay per mile postage.
you are arguing in favour of a more expensive service with less value to the user.
you are an idiot antisocialcitizen. you are a complete wanker.
fuck off and soil someone else’s blog you fucking retard.
I would argue for “Universal postage price to be scrapped and replaced with pay per mile postage”.
Charges should align with costs. I detest forced subsidy in all it’s forms.
Tat obviously thinks his location and communications costs should be subsidised.
BTW Tat it’s not your blog. You’re the troll, not me.
Competition in mail delivery? Oh, yes! That’s when everyone wants the plum jobs, but nobody wants -say- to deliver mail to a small village half way up a mountain in Mid Wales.
Well I could find 40,000 illegals easily. Just go round to Baroness Scotland’s flat. Most of them will be there working.
No doubt many of them are on flexitime as well, so they will not be in their offices on Friday either.
As president of the Cabinet Office Naked Gilbert and Sullivan Society, I don’t see any problem with some Home Office colleagues having a little romp in the mud from time to time.
Hi!
I’m going to say I’m going then stay at home on full pay. Sweet!
and all you guys who are attacking this skiver robinson are also moaning about reall hard working post men getting a decent wage and decent conditions.
you must be having a larf.
useless c’unts like robinson should be strung up, whereas the post men should be given our full support.
they earn their money, robinson does not.
simple, innit.
True tat, very true. Our postman does four rounds, now. He has so many bags of mail -one per round- that he has to take his own car as his is a ‘foot round’ and they will not give him a van, even though he has four rounds.
You will find that most of the “mail” delivered today but your postman is junk mail. This junk mail is worth millions to the PO.
They recruit ethnic minorities and pay them minimum wage and the posties deliver it. There is so much of it, that the real post is secondary.
Thats why they are doing 4 rounds.
Rubbish – I’ve worked for the PO – its stuck in a timewarp.
OT: Has it go to the stage where you just have to say the words “Mark Oaten” to get a laugh? Jacqui Smith is nearly there – how long before Gordon Brown reaches such dizzying heights?
..or in my case, depths.
When people here Mark Oaten they either say: “who?” Or look very sick. They don’t laugh!
Harman just announced that the MPs are going to get another three -week holiday. It’s great money for a part-time job.
“Harriett Harman this morning announced the business in the House of Commons for the next two weeks. She also revealed that the House will rise for Christmas on Wednesday 16th December, and return on Tuesday 5th January.”
They need that time off to go and collect their Chritmas cards.
Or taxpayers funded all expenses;first class travel and 5 star hotels fact finding missions to the Bahamas;Australia or wherever the fancy takes them.
It’s hard to imagine loving again after these hate-filled twelve years of Labour.
What planet do you live on,the most glorious and wonderful years of my life. Labour Care – Tories Stamp on the weak like they did last time.God help us if they get in.
After what Labour have done just please fuck off and die you cretin
Well, that’s understandable. 10,000 envelopes stuffed with turds must take time to open.
There’s fuck all for them to do these days.
Naaa naaa nee naaa naaa – chase me chase me!!!!!!!!
Hi Duncan.
Yet another pitifully incompetent government department. More interested in their own bullshit and bonuses than doing their jobs. Bring back troops from Afghanistan and use them to police immigration, sack all the UKBA cretins, their bosses and while you’re at it 75% of the entire civil service. Almost immediately you’d see an improvement as long as the sackings were from the top down.
Leaked script from tonights edition of BBC’s Question Slime:
Jack Straw: So Nick, why do you expect the British public to support you when you advocate repatriating all our Muslims, don’t you realise just how vile you are??
Nick Griffin: We only advocate sending them back to their country, Labour on the other hand have murdered 80,000 Muslims with illegal wars in Iraq and Afghanistan!!
Jack Straw: Hmmmph – OK, some of the BNP councillors have prison records, they are criminals!!!
Nick Griffin: There are 60 MP’s in the HoC with criminal records, none of them are BNP. You have Gerry Adams and Martinn McGuiness, they are murderers. You also have a cabinet full of expenses thieves and tax dodgers!!
Jack Straw: Fuck, this was suposed to be embarrasing for him not me!!!
We can’t even get “Illegal Asylum Seekers” who we’ve deported accepted by their own country anyway even if we do apprehend them as we are deporting them “against their will”!
http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/280602
You can’t deport me either, I’ve got a cat
What is wrong with an old DC3 and a load of parachutes?
I like how they’ve got a picture of a cat. just in case that part of the story needed illustrating.
I think this might be a Daily Mail cobbled together pieve of old cock. Notice they think their readers are so stupid they illustrated the article with a library image of a cat, just in case they needed to be reminded what they look like?
The Mail has some excellent stories but every-so-often they publish some right old tripe.
I don’t care.
I’ve got a cold. I didn’t sleep last night so I’ve just tried a cheeky nap.
Was just dropping off and guess what woke me up? The bloody postman at the door with a package and the post.
Is there no stopping these b*stards?
My postman is working today – the strike isn’t that solid
Same here – got a letter for Mr.C.Lion
Mine isn’t but his replacement was gorgeous and blonde and she smiled cheerfully as she delivered my junk mail.
Posties are history thanks to their militant commie unions.
I’ve just had all the normal post plus a parcel delivered by van. Only one letter came via TNT – the rest is all Royal Mail.
third world mail service for a third world country
We had a delivery at work today. The postman mentioned that the strike was currently only amongst the drivers who move post between depots. The strike for those doing the door to door deliveries starts tomorrow. Whether this is just locally or over the whole country is not clear.
Apparently it’s only the mail centres etc out to-day and local delivery/sorting offices are un-affected. Our “posties” will be “out” tomorrow
BBC also announced that CWU is to hold three more days of national strike starting Thursday next week.
It’s going to get a lot worse before it get’s better or until someone “Blinks”first
Are even AlJaBeebya having a coded Laugh at Gordon’s economic policies?
Headline: “Zero growth for UK retail sales”
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8319975.stm
Touch rugby?
what do you touch?
Let me show you….
I imagine that he will prioritising a forensic analysis of everyone’s email activity over the last couple of days to finger whoever sent the email to Guido.
I hope they covered their tracks well, or they probably can expect a couple of coppers knocking on their doors – because it’s the right thing to do.
it’s a threat to national security not just the right thing to do
We need to learn the lessons, draw a line under this, move on and get on with the job because it’s the right thing to do.
AND, there will be no rewards for failure unless you work in the public sector or are a Labour MP.
Hope she had a few choice words for Brown and Bliar’s folly
ROLL UP, ROLL UP !!
COME DOWN TO EAST MOLESEY NEXT THURSDAY !!
VENUE:-
L&SE Winter Games on Thursday 26th November 2009: 11-4 @ Metropolitan Police Sports Ground, Imber Court Ember Lane, East Molesey, Surrey, KT8 0BT
COME AND THROW YOUR OLD FOOD SCRAPS, COMPOST,ROTTEN APPLES ETC. AT SOME ‘KEY WORKERS’ ON THEIR FULLY PAID ‘JOLLY’ !
GREAT FUN FOR ALL !
So are you going, with a camera, Guido? Look forward to the report.
Typical isn’t it? The second a civil servant is confronted he resorts to jargon…It’s “best practice”…. well no it isn’t actually, best pratice is that you lazy sods are being paid to work, not play rugby.
Try a few weeks in the private sector, see where that kind of bollocks gets you:
“Why weren’t you answering your phone? We’ve missed three valuable orders!”
“Oh, I fancied a game of rugby….”
“Right, you’re fired, you useless sack of shit. Security! Escort this arsehole off the premises…”
Ratsniffer,
That’s wishful thinking / made up nonsense, and you know it.
I’ve worked in both, extensively, and there’s difference but it’s all evened out. In public sector you take a lower wage & limited promotion chances in return for job security, in private you take better wage and promotion chances in return for job insecurity.
Almost mirror images but ALL covered by the same employment rights. So, ratsniffer, show me the stats that don’t show these people ‘escorted from premises by security’ that didnt result in a big payout?
Arsehole capiltalists, talking arsehole capitalist nonsense. Yet again. Like the private sector is some free-for-all sacking…fest. Bullshit.
“you take a lower wage & limited promotion chances in return for job security”
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah!!!
That might have been true 15 years ago but under Nulabour public sector wages and perks have climbed very nicely than you, and are equal to, or more than equivelant private sector renumeration. Not to mention pensions, of course.
Sorry but hahahahahaa etc, doesnt really make an argument. Or i’m i missing something?
Oh and your point about public/private wages matching. Pure bullshit mate, as far as normal workers wages go anyway.
I think that ratsniffer was perhaps being a little theatrical in getting his point across..which he did admirably.
On the other hand…
“So, ratsniffer, show me the stats that don’t show these people ‘escorted from premises by security’ that didnt result in a big payout?”
Are you so dumb that you think everybody in the private sector who gets fired for ‘negligence..incompetence’..call it what you will..always get ‘big payouts’,then you are sorely mistaken.
If sacked and asked to leave the premises immediately,they will almost all get pay in lieu of notice only…and that’s it.
But..don’t let a good old bit of anticapitalism get in the way of reality.
Just because UK industry is hamstrung does not mean the rest of the competition is.
I have “let go” an employ because I just could not work with him.
I have seen sales staff disappear on a weekly basis for single bad decision.
In fact one big firm I worked for ran a worst out of the door policy regularly.
Years ago, I watched 3 different senior people get escorted out by security in the UK. That was when people still had the ability to run companies here.
“an employee”
“a gimp”
Someone I know suspended today. Doesn’t look good. Expenses fiddling.
£2,000. Won’t see him again.
Last week I let an employee go. Not enough work. Call back in December and we’ll see.
Is this what I died for in Afghanistan?
No, you died to make T Bliar a very, very, very wealthy socialist.
Blair? A socialist? Pah!
Apologies, a typo should read sociopath.
All socialist leaders are “more-equal”, so yes, a socialist (the reality, not the marxist nightmare/dream).
Sick comment.
Oh for fucks sake. Is this the extent of your ‘rumour, plots and conspiracy’? Civil Servants Get The Odd Day Off To Do Something That Isnt Their Day Job’ shock fucking horror.
It took a forwarded email to ‘expose’ this shocking fucking tax wasting fucking horror? Do you not have google? Do you live in a fucking cave? Are you that removed from society, since most of the population are, according to some, civil servants, did you not already know this shocking fact from simply drinking in a pub, once, somewhere? The Civil Service has a *gasp* sports day??!! The Hoons.
Christ, don’t know about you or fellow readers, but I nearly shat myself reading this ‘exclusive’.
The PA Newswire has picked it up, the Shadow Home Secretary has complained. You know, it is news.
Shadow home secretary Chris Grayling said: “This is just not good enough.
“Our immigration system has been shambolic for years, and far too few people refused the right to stay here have actually been deported.
“If this is symbolic of what is happening in the Home Office, then it really does need major changes.”
Err, not exactly ‘news’ though is is? It’s hand picked propaganda for the tory party. But it’s not, at all, news. If this is the best you have, Guido, i shall keep my 10 pounds PA and give it to Old Holborn….
Feel free!!!!
Hmmm, you speak for Guido?
Play on words,dear boy!
Need a clue?
Actually its a damning indictment of 12 years of labour, utterly and actively failing to enforce border controls. And the department responsible thinking a jolly is in order at our expense, when they have ‘mislaid’ 400,000 illegals. So yes it is a big deal.
What fucking border? We live on AN ISLAND.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I stand by my comments. This is not news. This has been known for some time, but like little puppies you lap it up because master says so. This is Guido playing to The Sun readership of the blog world for extra advert dough. Except he neglects to show us some tits.
Speaking of illegals is Baroness Scotland’s ex cleaner still in the country?
More to the point is Baroness Scotland still in the country and counting all the money she saved by paying cash!
She has saved a few bob not having a cleaner… her house must be a tip by now.
Probably as last I read she was appealing under Blair’s Human Rights Act – i.e. a right to family life and UKBA cannot deport anyone whilst there is an appeal pending(or even afterwards) so no doubt she will be given retrospective “leave to remain” indefinitely in due course
Does she have a pet cat? If yes she’s safe. (daily mail)
A right mangy old puss by all acounts.
Looks to me like Gordon Brown will be turning the lights out in Huddersfield this evening!
http://www.kirklees.gov.uk/events/eventdetails.asp?evDtID=61459&evID=3659
Early evening family entertainment that promises to be filled with fun, magic, music and laughter.
Hard to imagine in Huddersfield.
At least Blunkett had a reasonable excuse and could say, I can’t see any illegal immigrants!
As for the shower you mention, pathetic!
Only slightly off-topic, but I’m sure many of us in the private sector have had awaydays and “team-building” days – anyone think they work?
I’ve had great times and won trophies (best go karting drive of my life that was), and shot managment in the head (“What, it was loaded? it’s only a bit of paint, don’t cry…”) but are these drunken bashes of any real value?
Does it matter?
For me,it was those bloodsucking leeches known professionally as ‘Management Consultants’ that always suggested these events. It was the creeps upon whose blood they preyed i.e. The Chairman/CEO who said..”Oooh..good idea!” and everbody else immediately groaned.
All that was achieved was a bit of fun for a day…often with old underlying resentments rearing their ugly heads..and new ones emerging.
Gave the staff something to chat about for a a couple of days,then all back to where we were to begin with…SNAFU.
Someone ought to ask the home office about how they fiddle the immigrant numbers at Lunar house, Croydon.
Immigration figures are manipulated. For example a family of six coming to England and seeking asylum goes down on the records as one case, however if the same family are deported then they are entered on the records seperately making six cases.
Why has no one mentioned this before?
I think you’ll find thats ‘Lunatic’ house and yes you are correct otherwise.
Why not ask them if there are any rugby players or tuggers amongst them? Have them on the team next time.
Lies, damn lies and statistics……..
True figures would only show up ZanEuLabour failure and shove up BNP support.
…and then when the family of six has six kids a piece the only time the statistics crops up is when the Oiffice of National Statistics wakes up and say ooooo look how much more fertile the people of Britain are now!
ONS – more ZaNuLiebor deceit!
Migration Watch – nearer the truth!
By the way, Guido, are you doing a live blog for Question Time tonight?
I haven’t seen it in ages. Might watch tonight, though, or use the watch again service.
I wonder if the usual supsects will try to force the broadcast off air? They like democracy so much that they had to destroy it in order to save it…
Guardian has a report on the UAF “democrats” outside TV Centre “Build a bonfire, build a bonfire, put Nick Griffin on the top, put the Nazis in the middle, and burn the fucking lot”
But remember children, the UAF are the good guys. Apparantly.
yes, that is right frank, the anti fascists are the good guys.
as were the anti fascists who protected Jewish people in the east end of London from the fascists.
they were the good guys too.
you do agree, don’t you frank?
to be honest tat, no, I don’t agree. I don’t think anyone whose response to a speech or march is to demand gagging or a violent response is a good guy. Barricading streets so that people you don’t like can’t walk along it seems the act of thugs whether it’s in Belfast or Whitechapel. Don’t you agree?
urgh!
A stench of fascist sympathisers.
Some blogs do ‘em!
Unless, of course, they start acting like facists, then it is hard to tell the difference.
it depends on who is barricading who really.
the union of anti fascists are barricading white supremacists and so the UAF are clearly the good guys,
fucking hell frank, you will be telling us the KKK only set fire to crucifixes so they can toast marshmallows next.
your position is crumbling beneath your feet frank.
careful, you will fall and break your neck if you are not more careful.
it depends on who is barricading who really.
It does?
I disagree. Anyone who says, “I’m not going to argue with you, or discuss this with you, I’ll simply use force to block you, stop you, silence you” is *not* the feckin’ good guy in my book.
*Some* might get more sympathy from me than others, but tactics like that – used by the UAF and others – and not what I would call liberal measures. It’s hard not to see them as simple mirror images of the national socialists they claim to hate.
the KKK in the UK?
fuck off frank.
we defeated hitler’s fascism and you appear to be content to let fascists run riot in London.
no fucking chance frank.
you have let yourself down fisher: it is one thing to argue in favour of freedom of speech and movement and it is quite another to defend white supremacists as you have done today on this thread.
you should be ashamed of yourself.
you should be ashamed of yourself.
And yet, I’m not. Gosh.
I’ll be honest – I see more fascism coming from Brown than the bernerper. Nick Griffin has no blood on his hands, and at least he will risk going on QT. I don’t recall the last time I saw brown asnwering straight questions.
I’m not defending the BNP here btw, I’m suggesting the UAF are twats. There’s a pretty significant difference there, if you care to think about it.
I’ve been a UAF activist, It’s clear to see you have not been in recent times.
Your inevitable denial will just be like Mr Rosen who lives in his ivory tower with his hands in his ears and closing his eyes so he is oblivious to the people who turn up to the demo’s shouting kill the jews and zionists.
He ignores UAF people calling for jewish deaths which would obviously include him so he can continue to play general with his little army.
It will all end in tears.
The UAF fascists appear to be the only ones running riot.
I noticed on a clip on BBC News that the “impartial” BBC apparently allows the Anti-Fascist Campaigners to tie banners to their doorways and erect barricades in front of Television Centre and to hand leaflets to people going in and out. Can’t remember them actually allowing anyone else to do this ? Seems that the BBC is starting to get a little edgy about their invite to Griffin ?
Good to see at least two people, who hold extreme views on the panel and in whom the security services have an interest, the old commie Straw and the new nazi Griffin.
UK Border agency, the only one in Europe where they appear to have illegals working behind the aiport desks to ensure a very nice queue for returning Brits whilst waving plane loads from Africa straight on by.
yes I noticed that too. The Mrs and I, being middle-aged, caucasian and quite obviously very British, were made to stand and wait until some f*cking immigration monkey who could barely speak English interrogated us, whilst his brothers from the dark continent came strolling through with a smile and a nod. I couldn’t believe my eyes, but ‘er indoors wouldn’t let me sound off about.
I had to laugh though, as his name was Kabongo, which I thought was a tropical fruit drink :) and yes it did turn out that he was from the Congo. You couldn’t make it up, lads, you really couldn’t.
Don’t you love it when you land at Heathrow and approach That sign that says UK Border and a person who can barely speak english asks you to show your passport, the CCTV cameras follow your every move, whilst flak-jacketed police armed with Heckler & Koch Machine Guns stare menacingly at you. It’s then you know that you’re back “home” in ” Brown’s Stalinist Britain”
It’s why I do not ago abroad – besides one day they might not let me back in !!!
…not forgetting the statutory warning that “if you as much as raise a whisper of protest to one of our staff you will be flailed and flogged.”
“We have the right to work in safety and not be threatened by members of the public”
- the ironic mantra of the UK Civil Service, precisely because they are neither civil nor have any concept of service.
When I flew to the Czech Republic last year the baggage check-in people and security staff at Heathrow were all women in long black dresses and hijabs, and men in long white dresses with islamist beards and mecca caps. It was like we’d entered an ironic parallel universe!
I fly constantly and my home airport is BRS (Bristol). I concur with the above but only when I arrive back in my own country do I get grief. Maybe this is good however got got stopped twice in a row in the same week while other obvious possible non brits passed by unchallenged. Pilled aside by by plod AFTER BORDER CONTROL. The second time I just told them to either arrest me or just fuck right off but make the fuck sure you have a dam good lawyer. I was then just waved on. FACT!!
I am White, a Brit speak in bristolian accent (no ones perfect) and born within the sound of engines from that airport and a fucks site older than any of the twats that stopped me. Been flying out of that airport for 30 years and before the fucking scanners were even there or fucking invesnted. I am a full and top member of a number of frequent flier club for as long as I can remember and a full member of that airport itself at the time.
Bastards all of them and miss the obvious because they are all total fucking useless dickheads.
In transit now and agin back to BRS no doubt for more of this shit
BRAIN DEAD FUCKTARDS AND GATE NAZIS
ASSHOLES!!
http://newslion.blogspot.com/
Move along please, nothing to see here
FAO Home Office Staff in London & South East (other CSSC members can attend as guests on invitation)
I will be organising Chutney Rumble @ The Lion’s Enclosure at West Midlands Safari Park on Thursday 26th November 2009. RSVP
Illegal Immigrants Pay to Play Mixed Tug of War with Home Office Staff
“Mr. Maude: To ask the Minister for the Cabinet Office when she last met Mr. Damian McBride in the course of her official duties.”
As any good lawyer knows, you don’t ask a question if you don’t know the answer:
“Tessa Jowell: I have not met Damian McBride in the course of my ministerial duties since his resignation on 11 April 2009.”
Hasn’t met him in the course of ministerial duties… what about outside her ministerial duties?
http://www.shanegreer.com/2009/10/22/damian-mcbride-in-the-course-of-ministerial-duties/
Guido is going to catch him at it again. He knows bonkers Brown phones Damo McB for a long talk about how terrible his day has been before going upstairs for a cry.
McBride.
R.I.P.
Gone, but still so rotten.
It’s true – really – it’s so true – believe me – it’s true !!
So help me God !!
I just knew that you had that red faced nonce look about you!
Hold the front pages Guido, I’ve heard that the British Army allows its personnel to play rugby on work time and they don’t even have to take leave for it! How dare they let their men swan around a rugby pitch all day when they could be in Afghanistan shooting people!
Dry your eyes, team sports are an excellent method of maintaining morale and improving teamwork and the Civil Service has clearly defined rules on how sport should be consucted during work time, just as the military does – this is neither novel nor outrageous.
It’s true – really – it’s so true – believe me – it’s true !!
So help me God !!
Ed Balls said it was gonna be a game of CRICKET
Not quuite the same. The Forces, when they are not fighting, have a job keeping the troops occupied. Of course they train, break, mend and clean things, but this cannot be a full time job, because of the expenses of operating equipment apart from anything else; Eurofighter for example.
Also, the Forces expect members to lay down their lives for their comrades in combat, and hence anything that constitutes to morale and team building is rightly valued.
I don’t see where the Border Agency parallels this in any way at all, any more than a Council Refuse Collection Department or a Rates Office would.
Soldiers have to train hard to stay fit. Rugby is training. Civil servants do not need to play rugby. If they went on a training course nobody could object.
Notice: UKBA Staff Levels 6-10 incl
Your away day to Legoland has been arranged for 26 November. Programme as follows:
09:30 Coaches departs Victoria Street
11:00 Coaches arrive Legoland
11:15 to 11:30 Organised into teams by Section Heads
11:30 to 12:00 Ice breaker exercise
12:00 to 13:00 Motivational talk and Update from Department Head
13:00 to 14:30 Lunch
14:30 to 15:00 Introduction to new departmental Knowledge Management Practices, including Data Security
15:00 to 16:00 Free to attend Legoland
16:00 to 16:30 Afternoon Tea
16:30 Coaches depart for Victoria Street
18:00 Coaches arrive Victoria Street
We appreciate that it will be a long day but hope that the sense of cohesion and team building that will result will prove helpful in the face of the uncertainty that all of us face in the coming months.
“Dry your eyes, team sports are an excellent method of maintaining morale and improving teamwork”
Jeez..talk about stuck in the 1980′s…or have you just had a visit from your Management Consultants?
I blame the culture. I know of a blogger who recently hired an ex-civil servant. He went on holiday almost immediately. The financial report he was supposed to complete still isn’t done and to make matters worse he went on tv to represent the blog and made a complete tit of himself. If that weren’t enough he went to a meeting with the solicitors on Tuesday and still hasn’t reported back.
You just can’t get the staff.
It’s true – really – it’s so true – believe me – it’s true !!
So help me God !!
The ink stain
I worked with civil servants for a couple of years. They spent more energy finding ways to make sure something did not get done – MOD, anyone? To top it all, they revelled in their brainwashed state of nothingness and actually believed that they were contributing more than just hydrogen sulphide and methane to society.
And the rules on replying to mail was within 10 working days and you must pick up the phone within 10 rings. Wankers.
Perhaps you’re just not in the loop Jim.
OT, I know, but breaking news, Mandlebum’s head of yet another ministry:
36 titles and counting.
http://www.ministryofwaxing.com/
Yes but at least our wonderful Police Farce are always out there protecting us and looking after us the voters.
Girl, 10, sprayed with CS gas after police storm teenager’s birthday party
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1222154/Riot-police-spray-CS-gas-eyes-girl-10-raiding-brothers-birthday-party.html
Buch of twats! Nu Labour stazi.
Peter Mandleson reported beyond anger about PO. I wonder if his view would be same in opposition? No of course not. Never backed a union but now I find myself in the bizare situation of doing so.
Sorry about combined topics on posting but again in transit and difficult places with limited connections so just grab my fav’s and then loose links.
Less junk mail. Wheeee!
“To make matters worse, when Mr Symonds appeared in court a few days later to face his charge, the case was thrown out of court due to lack of evidence.”
Seems the police are just out of control. How can you go, in heavy handed, for a bail condition on a crime that has no evidence?
TM’s finest ever post over on ConsHome. Eton Dave really doesn’t want the proles getting involved with candidate selection.
PS Nice picture of Hillary (motormouth) Clinton.
I can’t see this event taking place as they’ll have some squalid media-opportunist there to take photos of how our tax take is spent. Snap away.
A tactical own goal from Guido perhaps? They might cancel now.
I disagree with myself. Could have been daft sods trying to give someone a run around.
Question Time tonight – possible scenario’s
1.) Just before the programme is due to go out live;
“I am afraid we cannot go to Question Time at this moment due to “technical problems” – we shall now be showing a repeat of Fawlty Towers – the episode where Basil insults the Germans.”
2.)Programme starts and the other panelists stand up and walk out,giving the one eyed Gorgon a full 45 mins propoganda all to himself.
3.)First question is asked by a member of the audience who is then assaulted by other audience members and a full scale battle starts in which David Dimbleby head butts Jack “Accountancy is not my strong point” Straw snd then turns to the camera saying;
“I always wanted to do that”.
The programme is then switched to another episode of Fawlty Towers – this time the one where the Psychiatrists stay at the hotel,prior to visiting Brown in Downing St.
I do predict it will not last the full time on air.
Likeliest result is that it’ll be a shoutfest I think – UAF in the audience simply drowning Griffin out.
fascist white supremacists will not be tolerated frank.
we did not tolerate hitler and we will not tolerate griffin and they are cut from the same fascist cloth.
stop defending white supremacists frank.
it is unacceptable behaviour and it will be challenged.
democracy is a precious thing that needs to be defended. having the illegal bn p party of white supremacists on television or radio is not acceptable as it is a danger to our democracy and social cohesion.
end of story.
cobblers. Every other european country manages to handle a mildly nationalistic fringe party – many in coalition government. None have seen democratic collapse in consequence; what is so different here? The berneps are entirely run of the mill. Average.
What *is* damaging to democracy is the ruling elite’s plan to add ten million people to this country in coming years without the consent of the british people, if the ONS can be believed and I reckon they can – we don’t get asked, we don’t get a choice, and suggestion that mass immigration might not have benefits is met with squeals of “racist!”
We fought hitler because he posed a threat to us – the bernerpee pose no existential threat to this country. They’re just another opportunist political party. The only difference to their socialist chums in Labour is that so far they haven’t killed anyone.
Yes you ‘re right on this one Frank. Tat doesnt see the big picture. Its either freedom of speech or its state control. Tat wants that control, he just doesnt like the fact that currently he doesnt have it.
a bn p member was found in possession of the largest haul of explosives ever found on the British mainland.
his intention was to set off the explosives in order to start a race war.
therefore the bn p white supremacists pose as much of a threat to the safety of British civilians as alqaeda.
the bn p and alqaeda are both extremist anti democratic lunatics.
and I am surprised that you are defending them frank.
you’re an idiot.
It’s people like you tat and your ‘rote front’ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotfrontk%C3%A4mpferbund ideas and support for the UAF that gets people like Hitler into power!
I would rather not be airbrushed out of history so will oppose unlimited immigration and to pull of the facist EU before it starts a world war or before Turkey is included as a member.
Here’s your problem tat : The Bee ‘n’ Pee ‘aint “illegal, end of – despite what the Hoon Hain wants to rant about.
Don’t get me wrong, their “message” is as revolting as their frontman – but that doesn’t make fascist tactics as employed by the UAF any more acceptable than those employed by the unmentionables.
Or are you suggesting that free speech should be limited to your view of what’s acceptable free speech. Not exactly a libertarian argument, is it ?
For me, get these thugs out in front of the public and carefully – and rationally – demolish their ethos. Then go on to turn the guns on the mainstream/centrist pols as to why they’ve become so disconnected from over 1 million voters as to make the b+p seem like a valid voice.
Censorship and the statist premise that extreme elements in any society can be prevented by suppression – now there’s a real danger to democracy.
Very good
Spot on
You mean the democracy we have at present, based on three precepts:
a) exclude the electorate from any meaningful involvement in the decision-making process
b)retain power for as long as possible
c) plunder the public purse for the benefit of oneself and ones relatives
What you really mean is that Socialists will not be tolerated – both parties you mention were Socialists, not fascists.
I think you should write this out 100 times during the next wet break.
Not wanting to be ethnically replaced in the land of your ancestors is not ‘supremacist’. Are the Tibetans ‘supremacists’ for not wanting to be ethnically replaced by the Han Chinese?
To people like TaT, the idea that white people are actually the native population somewhere is odious.
The clue is in the first letter T, he used to post as ‘Thick as Thieves’ but got fed up with always being labeled simply ‘thick’
the holocaust denier nick griffin got a good fucking hiding on question time last night.
excellent.
unite against fascism: all are welcome.
In Wales we get it half an hour later. Best I not listen to the news then else it will spoil the fun.
Ah,I always thought the Welsh were a little slow but this is ridiculous!
Is that to give them enough time to subtitle it in Welsh, whats Yakky dar for Nazi! we will not tolerate Nazis! not in England’s green and pleasant land says Jack Straw (fucking Nazi yourself shouts out 80 year old heckler in audience).
anwybodus gwirlionym. Sorry, no direct translation for ‘Nazi’. Ignorant idiots will do.
Is it going to be live ?,the Gulf Times says it’s being broadcast from a some hideout.
question time is never live; it is at least 10 minutes behind.
Its pre-recorded, so they can spin it out to fill the programme slot if needs be.
Isn’t there something rather splendid about our desire to be good at sport? Maybe this game is going to be in the Olympics? Maybe that is why it’s important the Home Office carry on regardless. A secret operation perhaps, except, now it’s in the public domain?????
Blair does God for the Americans.
http://croydonian.blogspot.com/2009/10/tony-blair-in-ignoring-his-grandmothers.html
I’d prefer it if God did Blair. A thunderbolt and a deep “Hooooooooooon!” from on high would be most acceptable. Humanity would do well to launch the resultant ash into space, just to be sure like. Perhaps Chezza would condescend to don Mantilla and veil and cling theatrically to the pod on ejection?
Blair just demonstrates that the most important thing in life is sincerity. Once you can fake sincerity you’ve got it made.
Sack the fucker, in fact dont give him any notice, just call security and chuck the good for nothing sod out into the street
The Civil Service are there to work, we pay for them, so they should work their socks off! I dont mind them having ‘bonding’ sessions BUT only in their own time, ie when were not paying them!
This is a sign of very weak management from the Minister of State down, by the way who is the Minister of State? – Phil Woolyarse, ah that explains it
The trouble is Creamer all the bosses come from private industry where they got the sack – if they left poor industrious, well intentioned civil servants to get on with it the system would work – right!
If you’re looking for someone to blame for the rise of the BNP look no further than the Left!
The Left’s mismanagement of immigration handed the BNP a million votes.
Now of course any fan of facts knows that immigration is a sideshow statistically speaking, but it was a Labour government and, lest we forget the magnificently efficient and optimised Civil Service, who gifted Nick Griffin his place on Question Time.
I am proud to say that I have never and will never vote for the BNP.
Sadly there are a million people who will never be able to say the same – it’s a bit like having a tattoo isn’t it!
Nelsons Column is currently a pillar with an 18ft statue of Admiral Horatio Nelson situated at the top, resting above bronze acanthus leaves.
Under the Shari’ah, the construction and elevation of statues or idols is prohibited, and consequently, the statue of Admiral Horatio Nelson would be removed and demolished without hesitation (click on picture to enlarge).
Indeed, there is none truly worthy of worship except Allah (SWT) and thus the veneration of any man or woman is unacceptable, let alone a man such as Horatio Nelson who was a notorious fornicator, as his illicit relationships with married women such as Emma, Lady Hamilton demonstrate.
Furthermore, due to the fact that the actual column is based on the architecture of the Temple of Mars Ultor, in Rome, the engravings on the column will have to be altered in favour of Islamic indentations, possibly floral designs.
Possible Replacement for Nelson Statue: Islamic Clock
On completion of the demolition of Nelson’s statue and the alteration of its Corinthian engravings, we would envisage seating an exquisitely constructed Islamic clock with the black flag of Islam flying high over it (refer to picture); this clock could also be fitted with an electronic device that would sound the Islamic call to prayer 5 times a day; moreover, because the statue of Horatio Nelson is coincidentally positioned facing due south, on its replacement with an Islamic orientated clock, the front of the clock could duly be rotated 45 degrees (anti-clockwise) so as to indicate the direction of the qibla i.e. direction of the Kaabah in Makkah, thereby making it easier for Muslims in the locality to know which way to pray.
Saw this posted yesterday at Oldholborn when it was Trafalgar Day. Thought it was a joke.
Good to see that Choudary has got himself a full time job as Judge of the Sharia Court and lecturer at the Sharia university. Dont expect he’s still claiming benefits.
I really do not want an Islamic cock in Trafalgar Square
The B & P do is kicking off on BBC News Channel – looks like we could have sold more tickets than last night’s Chelsea match
THe BBC can’t say if the attendees are inside or what !
Ah – those were the days – even Mr Hain’s reliving his youth
Ann Cryer would not sit on panel because her grandchildren are half Indian!
What?
Playing into Grffin’s hands I reckon
Beats PMQs
All BBC staff have been instructed to wear their BBC passes …..
Uniformed policemen must wear their helmet …..
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Stop Pushing Nigel
Methinks a few farmers might be able to breeze in
Bring out the water hoses – that’ll do
Helicopter with CS gas
End of the world nigh
Without doubt
Traffic stationary
Police in control
Missed me bus
No violence – protestors come in front door
10 teenage girls dragged on their arses screaming
Oh and the Socialist Workers are playing to preconceptions superbly – the *very* well spoken Lukas Kudic having been ejected from TV Centre tells the Guardian and others that “We were in reception next to Piers Morgan. The police got violent with one person. They grabbed my arms and put them behind my back.”
That’ll be Lukas Kudic-Gloster, of the SWSS, Kings, and formerly St Pauls – a jolly nice school that’s just a little pricier than Eton I believe? Rah rah rah, we’re going to smash the oiks. Rah rah rah….
Fair’s fair though, it’s bloody expensive being a socialist these days – you need Daddy’s dosh.
There are a lot of people who need to get a life! if all you have to look forward too is Nick Griffin on TV.
Tell that to the demonstrators Lizzie
The tap-dancing zebra cancelled.
Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it, deary.
You need to get out more china!
Postmen on strike; fascists in the BBC; rioters outside; loud explosions heard throughout the capital (Bonfire Night approaches)…
this has all the makings of a state of emergency. Lord High Mandleson cancels Question Time and will make an announcement to the Nation.
Thank fuck I am out of it…
Labour with its fucking clueless immigration policies has created the BNP.
More people will hear the BNP & will unfortunately sympathise with “some” of the points they make hence increasing their support further.
The fucking useless Labour puppets like Straw arent listened too anyway.
Another bit of their mess we will have to live with.
There’s a really good video on U Tube showing a marching group of anti-fascists in a German town.They then turn down the street past this doorway (probably the local NF office/lair) in which stand 4 or 5 thugs who watch the group as they get nearer.
There are German policemen in green fatigues escorting the demo.
Then one of the thugs takes exception to what one of the protesters says and approaches him,the other thugs reach into the doorway and produce aluminium baseball bats and start to raise them
Within milliseconds,the 3 or 4 policemen have their handguns pointed at the thugs who suddenly decide they are not quite as brave as they thought they might be – one of them is dragged off and dealt with further down the street.
Great to watch the police reaction.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fitl4ARpIc&feature=related
Anyone speak german. All I got was “plastic windows”.
It all went wrong when instead of recruiting redbrick university graduates who couldn’t quite get into the Security Service or SIS, they went for what was called within the I.S. (as it was then) the Turbans and Tampax recruitment drive.
Looks great in the publicity photos but few of the thick and multi-hued bastards can do a cryptic crossword (or indeed interview the punters in any depth).
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23755260-armed-met-checkpoints-to-tackle-turk-turf-war.do
lets all celebrate the marvellous shithole tat londonistan has become!
Holy shite botman! No wonder I can’t get any poe-lice to stop the chavs pissing behind my bins.
Why visit foreign shit holes when you can bring it all to London?
Kick the whole bloody lot of them out back to Turkey.
If only these protesters advanced on Downing St – Brown would be out by the weekend.
Get 5 million of us down there.
Instead of paying these filthy public sector paracites massive pensions when they retire at 48, why not burn them?
It could be a family day out at weekends, making bonfires and wickermen and such to burn these criminal scum.
I reaaly cannot understand why people would be excited by Nick Griffin, extremist right wing leader on a Beeb chat show.
It’s really kicking off now – leaflets are being distributed
Bloody hells bells
You’ve said that 5 times already darling
Don’t darling me – you tosspot
HEY Fawkes
you couldnt be arsked to do PMQ this week, how about a fight night special on QT tonight then
It’s already kicked off. Now we know the BBC hyped it up,probably to incite this riot.What is their purpose?
Guardian report:
“4.58pm:
The BBC say it was actually around 25 protestors who broke into the building.
The news channel is carrying some dramatic pictures of the protestors, who appear to have acquired flares.”
I *told* you it was just like the seventies… Winter of discontent, crippling debt, flares….
The place they should be storming is No:10 to get rid of Brown, Nick Griffin is small fry.
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Nick Griffin is in the building !!
Oh goody
You need to get lost you loser if you are impersonating me!
But where is Elvis?
He’s behind you !!!
Oh no he’s not
He’s coming up your rear.
Margaret Hodge – Barking
‘Nuff said
………….. … and she’s complaiing about half truths !!!n
Nice to see the UAF and the unions protecting me from that nasty Griffin,I wasn’t going to watch QT tonight as I was going out,but now I will watch,if they think it’s bad for me to hear what he says then I think it must be good for me to listen,I wanted him to take a battering in the QT debate as the public will be after him.
There is a loser on here who doesn’t know who he is and thinks he is Lizzie, which I find offensive, Guido you need to moderate this idiot!
Seems the protesters never considered the possibility that there may be more than one entrance to the BBC.
I bet Daddy is furious – he spent a small fortune sending little Lukas Kudic-Gloster to St Pauls and the bugger and his SWP buddies can’t grasp the concept of a back door?
wtf….
this modding script utterly baffles me
have you got it set on stun Guido?
he has it set up to filter out the B ? p the wally
And I *think * s dubbleu p too….
Typical misdirected effort – they’re not really interested in Griffin, just raising their own media profiles.
BTW : On one of your earlier post Frank, if “it’s bloody expensive being a socialist these days – you need Daddy’s dosh.” – chances are that Daddy’s using someone else’s dosh….
It’s always the left who start the violence.
It’s always the extremists. Left or right.
BREAKING NEWS
THREE STRIKES & BROWN’s OUT
If only. He will be carried out kicking and shouting foul in a straight jacket!
‘with best practice in the private sector’ As a ringer for a some private and public sectors rugby teams I can tell you they all play out of hours and do not get paid to be there.
BBC 5 live – why are you protesting against the BNP
Jessica Mills – Coz its, like, you know, erm , like wrong. Its just, erm, really wrong, because, its erm, like, so wrong. They Shouldn’t be allowed, to like, erm , like , be allowed , like, you know, to express themselves, like, you know, like we are.
I doubt anyone would want to express themselves like that.
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“I am well aware that the orthodox opinion is that six million Jews were gassed and cremated or turned into lampshades. Orthodox opinion also once held that the earth is flat…I have reached the conclusion that the ‘extermination’ tale is a mixture of Allied wartime propaganda, extremely profitable lie, and latter day witch-hysteria.” – Nick Griffin
Next he’ll start claiming that WW2II wasn’t the first time that it was claimed that 6 million were disposed of, or that the 6 million figure actually comes from the Talmud, which says that the Messiah will not come until 6 million are slaughtered, or that they keep changing the plaques at Auschwitz from 4 million killed there to 1.5 million or some other the rubbish and babbling that goes on at rense.com.
Funny how Irans Amendinnerjacket says the same thing.
Did you enjoy our day off Jess? I did.
It could have been worse. The lazy bastards might have been playing WITH illegal immigrants.
Dave Cameron is a millionaire 30 times over George Osborne is a millionaire 4 times over. They have taken 300,000 pounds from the tax payer in mortgage payments for a second home,I am poor,they are rich . They are immoral. All the fuss about a game of rugby is small beer.
I think that’s a well good idea. Ashley sounds like such a nice guy. Givin the staff a break, and havin fun. That’s what work is all about
We all came from Africa apart from the Irish,Jews,red indians,aborigines,Incas in fact every fucker from around the world except the English who have always been a mongrel people with no culture or identity.
My great great great grandad Winston Boatang who used to work down the pit for fuckall and watch half his kids die of TB in a shithole tenement would turn in his grave.
I can’t believe you haven’t picked up on the IMMENSE story as revealed by Andrew Neather’s article ‘Don’t listen to the whingers – London needs immigrants’ published in the Evening Standard on Friday.
I was speechless… and f*cking furious. How dare they?