Oooops
Was down the pub during PMQs. Anything interesting happen?
LOL-Factor | Harry Cole
Goodwife Brooks Gossiped With the Devil | Standard
Barker: Mad Ministerial Microwaver of Dog Cushions | Scrapbook
Being the ‘Yes’ Man of Europe Has Got Ireland Nowhere | Irish Times
The Battle of 1922 | James Lansdale
Lurch to the Left? | Kirsty Walker
Greek Depositors Withdrew €700 Million Monday | Wall Street Journal
Macrory Off | PR Week
Adam Smith to Testify | Guardian
Britain is Conning the Bond Market | Speccie
SOAS and “Typical Israelis” | The Commentator
Re-moding | Dot Commons
The 1922 Voting Calculations of a Tory MP | Paul Goodman
Irish Referendum – ‘Yes’ is ‘Ticket for Titanic’ | Irish Indy
Lack of Accountability of Anonymous Spokesman | Boing Boing
Simon Hughes Riding Trucker | Crash Bang Wallace
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Gobby livens up the Brooks’ press conference:
“Have you had any messages of support from the Prime Minister?”
The last Quango in Paris says:
Mr Bryant and Mr Watson managing to make the whole hacking affair look like a farce – the more they moan the less I care about the whole subject! So partisan it beggars belief at all costs. They cannot rise above it ! If I was to call the PM a ‘liar’ I would want to be VERY sure.
Gordon lost his rag, again!
Usual.
Dave asked about the Mail strike and Gordon read out a list of his ‘achievements’ instead.
It sounded as if Brown just brought in the wrong papers and was reading from his conference speech. Or, more likely, his advisors thought that it was that only half decent speech he has ever made and they wanted to repeat it.
The only surprise was that Sarah Brown didn’t introduce him to the Commons.
Gordon gets his stats from McShane who gets his stats from the daily mirror which is supplied by Maguire who is fed by McBride who is instructed by Gordon who gets his stats from MShane … funny how shit that goes around comes around
The Inquisition
Financial Misconduct = H O C
Financial Incompetence = Labour
Nice to have a bit of originality!!
Postal Strike on! And it’s all down to mandelscum and Crozier, two slimy two faced bastards!
Yes indeed Cameron ,fortune of £30 million,Osborne £4 million and yet they cheated taxpayers of £300,000 in Mortgage money . Did they really need to claim . We are all in it together,what a joke.
Nothing much happens in the regional parliament these days – Today in Strasbourg meanwhile, Tony Blair is recommended as being suitable for the job of President:
Oh here here there has to be somewhere for the former labour party cronnies go next June and good Ridence, like to see Farage for PM though top man!!
Are we talking about the same Farrago who forms half of Farrago and Fondlebum – the modern day reincarnation of Hinge and Bracket?
Jacqui made an appearance and got praise by the PM.
How that trollop even dares to go anywhere near the Commons from her box room at her sister’s house is beyond me.
I CAN see why hubbie had to watch porn – what a simply revolting and repulsive reptile she is.
Bad enoug to change his sexuality by all accounts.
Worse than a triple bagger, 591 taxi, infact there is an opening for a new adjective and/or noun
Lucky I’m Harriet friend, Jacqui Smith thats a job too far
Thesaurus – sorry, but shouldn’t you learn basic written English and spelling before you place any more posts?
She was probably making porn in the box room.
She is a money grabbing old trollop with no morals – and if she has to go make porn movies to pay our money back – so be it.
Now – after just thinking that I need a bucket
Lady Jacqui to you.
Fair play; leave Jacqui’s box alone. Just like Richard Timney apparently.
Could be worse – YOU could be the Rabbit with the batteries (Duracell,claimed on expenses).
Check out Charles Clark – completely fucking hatstand
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/libertycentral/2009/oct/21/labour-fourth-term-programme?showallcomments=true&commentpage=3&commentposted=1
I cannot have her on my set. We get no election!
The Guardian comments are a hoot. Even they are pissing in his hat
Judging by the bags under her eyes she must have been up all night watching porn as well.
Those are her tits.
No, Henry said “eyes” not “thighs”
Second that.
Jaqui smith…..cooooorrrrrrrr i know i would!
Then id have to be locked away for my own good.
Whilst I seeyour point about Jockey it seems ironic that Tories should make such comments with Anne (the man) Milton on their front bench.
She’s got a nice pair though.
Now, don’t forget, everyone . . . her husband was watching gay porn . . .
I wish the squeaker would do something about this.
The old “would the PM agree that our policies are the dogs nuts and everyone else is shite?” type question should be barred.
Ditto the “The boy scout hut in Wales is leaking. Will the PM provide funding to fix it?” nonsense.
This should be a session to hold the government to account on the big issues.
I know I live in a dreamworld, but Bercow would go up 1000% in my estimations if he addressed this.
It’s a farce.
Any decent question is never answered, and it just turns into some spewing of government rhetoric.
BTW, Jacboot has piled on the pounds. Amazing how much further that £400 a month goes these days. I’m no fashion guru, but that was not the most flattering dress Jacqui. You looked like a cross between Waynetta and Demis Roussos
I’m in two minds – some of the nonsense that gets asked is blatant Brown nosing and wasting Parliamentary time. On the other hand the Squeaker shouldn’t neccessarily prevent MPs from being hoist by their own pointless petards.
We the great unwashed ought to take more notice of these chumps at Westminster and just how much of our precious authority and money they piss away asking silly questions. We put them there.
I’ve been in smaller marquees at a Wags wedding party.
PMQ’s has become a joke. Brown NEVER EVER answer a question that he has been asked. It makes you want to grab the TV and shake it around a little as if you are holding and shaking Brown. This man Brown is a total waste of space WTF do they not get rid oif him if nothing else it will help my blood pressure.
Better go to the pub then when we have the leaders debates. We’ll all be ready to be certified if we have to watch Brown on that.
Whatever happened to the Berk ensuring that questions were answered.
Come to think of it, is it my imagination that there is a distinct partiality towards government benches when asking a question? McDoom even read the prepared answer that the plant was questioning him on.
Does Jacqui mean to evade her day in court by growing so wide she will not fit through the doors?
Or like two pounds of shit,in a one pound bag !
Please don’t compare me to that fat tasteless old trollop. And let me tell you, my men don’t go looking for gay porn – I’m woman enough for them – obviously Jacky isn’t, although there seems to be quite a few extra kilos of her after the summer recess – maybe she’s planning to go into ‘piggy porn’ pictures after she loses her seat in the Election – seems like she’s got all the right attributes.
Maybe Jacqui should donate £100,000 to her local SureStart schemes?
And now for my considered view of today’s PMQs, pulling together and embedding and ‘locking in’ all the various aspects of the proceedings and the points of view enunciated by our representatives in the mother of parliaments. So help me God:
Brown is like well shit innit !?
She looked fat and very rough today, I normally would almost anything with a pulse under the age of 60 but I most def would not shag her.
Quite a statement Sir, it’s good to talk!
You dont know a good ride when see one.
I bet her shit stinks too
Thick misogynists the lot of you,have you looked in the mirror lately,yes not a pretty sight I bet.
Said The Warthog !
‘Rough as old fuck’ is I think the appropriate description. Though no, I wouldn’t – even if she does have a pulse.
Gordon’s last reply was obiously written days before and he was going to give that to any question that Dave asked.
He does this week after week so why doesn’t dave catch him out and ask him about the weather orhow mrs brown is.
The questions have to be submitted to the PM’s office beforehand so he doesn’t have to think on his feet. Would be funny though if Dave did ask one he hadn’t prepared for. He would be even more stuttery and shaky than usual. Err err err em…..
and introduced Prohibition.
…of religious nonsense and belief in sky fairies interfering in our lives.
Nah, Guido just the sock puppets going through the motions. Meanwhile, in Brussles the real bastards that run the show are still working on their final take over.
Devils Kitchen is down. Anybody else spotted that?
Try:-
http://devilskitchen.me.uk
FUCKING HELLSKI!!
McDoom dithering over the Post office almost lost it on one of the questions and MB still being a twat
situation normal then
Surely that should be SNAFU?
We’re way past SNAFU and into FUBAR territory.
FUBAR BUNDY indeed – But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet
Not forgetting BOHICA – Bend over, here it comes again. Sums up what this bloody awful showere is doing to us.
Nope.
Double nope.
I’ll see you and raise another two nopes
Im out…
I can’t invest, I’m oot.
I can i’v just got my bonus
My only highlight of the week – ruined!
Better than last week but still rubbish. It’s the predictability of broon’s tractor stats and the herd of elephants in the room: EU referendum, state of the UK’s finances and expenses.
That useless clown Berclow didn’t even remind McBroon that it is questions to the Prime Minister.
Call Me Dave asked a final question which brought forth a series of rants, raves and tractor stats.
The sad thing was that there wasn’t another question to tip Brown over the edge.
Lowlights included the appearance of Lindsay Roy asking a planted question about flu jabs, and the first tentative steps in the rehabilitation of Comrade Jackie Schmidt of Expenses. She didn’t look too radient in a purple dress. Gone are the tailord suits, maybe because she has piled on the lbs.
Or because she isn’t piling on the £’s now.
All the grace of a SuperTanqueray she had….
Please don’t conflate her with my favourite gin!
(You are welcome to deflate her with my favourite gun, however…)
I hope she gets piles on her piles. Going to happen soon by the looks of it.
I’m starting to think she looks like Arnold Schwazenegger in Total Recall…
http://www.moviemistakes.com/picture8072?&mode=picture
A Widdecombe
Presumably you mean the TOP picture? Yes, I can see the likeness there.
Dull as ditchwater
I wrote a verbatim account as best I could in real time, including house and individual reactions. It’s at the bottom of a previous topic. Currently being modded, I guess because it was fairly long. See what you think.
With a tad of paraphrasing you could have written up the whole thing, accurately, in less than a minute. I had a visitor at the door just as it was about to finish, and was glad of the interruption.
Trouble is I’m an addict, Grandad.
Interesting bit from 09:12 -10:10
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8318107.stm
See how he moves his left hand. He has obviously been told to send more non verbal signals. Trouble is he looks like he’s a mechanical grabber at the fun fair.
Put in 50p and try and win Iggle Piggle.
Then he moves onto a karate motion which makes him look a little like an elderly Jamie Oliver trying to remember where he has put the bread knife.
Older readers may be reminded of Foggy Dewhurst: “Look at those hands – lethal weapons, they are.”
He should wear white gloves next time. Then he could do the snooker.
He’s 75 points down with only two reds left, but still he plays on.
75 points down and with only two reds left?
We’re going to put these two reds down and win the game for hard working families.
Its the right thing to do.
The do nothing Tories would pot the black and lose the game.
NURSE!!! Time for my funny sweeties.
Someone get him jackos moonwalker gloves.
Clear evidence of beta-blockers to counter the shakes brought on by the anti-depressants. Someone must have reported our observations here to him.
Labour have a specific person employed solely to read this website 24/7 – Brown then takes advice based on OUR postings.
Sonny on £6 per hour reading this thread from the bunker in D’ Street – tell Brown to top himself,there’s a good boy.
Sonny the buckshee intern more like.
In that case then, brown, fuck off!!!!
They do? Pray tell, could i hire brown to DJ for me with that left claw of his to do a bit of scratching?
Hon-hon-hon-honourable.
Is that Sonny of Sonny and Cher fame? Wondered where he went to.
Of course Sonny sings that song “A Cowboys Work is Never Done” Very apt in Gordons case.
Sonny Bono (no relation…I don’t think)
I believe he died some years ago. Not unlike Socialism!
On January 5, 1998, Bono died from injuries sustained when he struck a tree while skiing on the Nevada side of Heavenly Ski Resort near South Lake Tahoe, California.
wrong hooning Bono, unfortunately
Bono is dead??? Fuck me. I still haven’t stopped crying over Steven Gately yet!
I’m sure I saw Hitler do something similar in “Downfall”.
I wonder if it’s a common trait of despot loonies as the end draws near?
He tried to stick the bread knife into Darlings back in the summer,but Darling simply side stepped and poked Brown in one of his eyes which was the result of a rugby accident.
I’d love to see some team photos or hear recollections of Gordon’s youthful and carefree days in the first XV.
Someone must have something?
Perhaps we could have some similar ones of Dave – although I believe that ‘being in the first XV’ has a different meaning at Eton.
AH AH AH UH OH AH AH
Key enchanges and Gordon’s new spider hands available below:
http://playpolitical.typepad.com/uk_conservative/2009/10/david-cameron-and-gordon-brown-clash-over-the-postal-dispute-and-the-delayed-partprivatisation-of-th.html
Jeee-zus – how big is Dougie Alexander’s nose?????????
His nose is getting bigger by the day.
Careful. Harman will be proposing a nose-hate crime next.
That’s what happens when you tell lots of lies.
Here he is.
where did you get that clip of George Osborne?
McDoom is still around!!!
http://newslion.blogspot.com/
Yes, during the half hour McBroon was waffling the country went a further £10 million into debt, as we do every other half hour.
“You cannot carry on forever squeezing the productive bit of the economy in order to fund an unprecedented engorgement of the unproductive bit.”
I took out my ikkle rubber dummy and told a few white lies to try to change facts,as usual.My name’s Ikkle Davy.
WTF?
PMQ’s Real Time… Moved from incorrect placement
Everyone on the front benches ready for the off, leaning forward and wearing poppies.
Crispin Blunt… Territorials in his area still can’t train till next April! What effect will this have on recruitment? Gordy says anyone going to Afghanistan WILL get training.
Scottish voice congratulating those medical staff already vaccinating people against swine flu in Fife (!) Opportunity for the Gorgon to say how ‘we are ahead of the world in making sure vaccine and antivirals are available to all who need them’.
Dave… The planned postal strikes are bad for everyone including Royal Mail. Gordy says the same, but urges negotiations… going to ACAS. Won’t join with Dave in a combined letter asking them to give up the strike. Dave quotes Peter Mandelson on the strike… Privatise! Gordy says: ‘There is no commercial buyer!’ PM says: ‘This strike is all about modernisation and the implementation of it… Lots of noise from house… from both sides.
Dave says it is all nonsense. The reason that the PM can’t sell the Royal Mail is that he can’t convince his own backbenchers. THAT’S why he can’t sell the Royal Mail. Angry voice and angry stance. Ridiculing: ‘Why not? He’s even selling the Dartford Crossing!’
Prime Minister gesticulating… saying: ‘We want negotiation and arbitration… Already 40,000 jobs have gone. We mustn’t bring this strike into the political arena’… Horse laughs all round. Labour jeers and laughs directed at Cameron. Cameron, also fiercely, quotes Pat McFaddyn… about the PM being weak on the strike… ‘The unions have scented blood’.
Cameron says the PM needs to be courageous and show leadership… ‘The PM just sits in his bunker and can’t even decide what kind of biscuits he likes.’
PM goes into tractor stats mode: ‘The opposition have been wrong on’… lists about 500 irrelevant items…’
Lindsay Cooper… On the failure to develop the Ormskirk bypass, and on the lack of regeneration in Skelmersdale. PM says he has visited W Lancashire… PM wanting to help: ‘We must maintain growth in the economy in order to afford it.’
Nick Clegg says he asked PM to break up the big banks last August. Mervyn King, Governor of the Bank of England asked for this yesterday… Separation of retail and investment functions is essential. PM replies that retail and investment banks being joined is not the point. ‘True regulation’ is the problem. Clegg says banks are currently a cartel; taxpayers are bailing them out with blank cheques… Clegg asks for a windfall profit tax.
Clegg is wrong says PM! (Surpise all round) PM shouts: ‘We shall make money out of all this! We are already restructuring the banking system.’
Paul Flynn: ‘Why should our brave soldiers put their lives at risk in order to
re-elect the corrupt Karzai?’ Lots of murmuring from the MPs. PM says that we will continue to help the ‘infant Afghan democracy.’ We shall support the new election so that, eventually, the troups will be able to come home.
Additional help for the hospice movement asked for by back bencher. PM says he is ‘trying to give more money’, and ‘trying to see what we can do in the future.’
Lynne Jones… Why can’t govt depts contact to reduce greenhouse reduce gas emissions by 10% by 2010… PM, given this smarvellous opportunity… switches from the particular to the general, as usual, talking at length about the future Copenhagen conference on global warming.
Mr Brady… Altringham in Cheshire… ‘Why should my constituents’ taxes be raised so that the PMs constituents can have their taxes lowered?’… PM stalls and blathers over his answer…
Jackie Smith (What no catcalls?… Well, hardly any…) Comments on the work of Surestart centres… Plans of the party opposite may curtail Surestart… PM then waxes lyrical on 3,000 Surestart centres, soon to be 3 and half thousand… throughout the country, some in every constituency. PM says ‘We shall keep them the Tories will cut them’… (Actually I’m interested in this topic and know that the PM he is not quite right. I have heard Cameron say the Tories will ‘build on them’.) Hmmm.
Question on pensions from back bencher… ‘It may still be six years before the earnings link will be restored’… PM, bad temperedly: ‘We have done MORE than this… winter fuel payment etc etc etc’
back bencher: on pleural plaques victims… (This I believe is the serious precursor of fatal mesothelioma, a lung affliction, which does not as yet qualify for industrial injury payments… until it advances to the terminal cancerous condition itself.) PM will meet the MP in person to discuss.
Back bencher… In 2005 Blair surrendered the EU tax concession/settlement… PM jumps in at once, cutting him off, chucking out the statistics left right and centre: 3 million jobs depend on trade with the EU, 3/4 million companies trade with EU… 60% of all our trade is with the EU etc etc etc
Jim Dobbyn… Diabetes UK report… Dealing with pre diabetes conditions and thereby preventing a lot of type 2 diabetes… PM says: ‘We are offering check ups… refs obesity, exercise, ‘change for life’ programmes and healthy diet…
Peter Robinson… Funding for justice in N. Ireleand… ‘What will happen if there are ‘emergencies’ in N Ireland?’… They don’t want to raid money for health and education for this purpose. PM says that we are in the final stage of devolution… We have made provision for a reserve for exceptional security needs. We have given extra money this yea,r and shall do so if necessary in the future.
Ronnie Campbell… ‘The banks have made the economic mess. Why do the poor and the pensioners have to pay for it?’… PM cross again… ‘That is why we took action. No savers have lost money… We are making reforms. We must do them globally or business will move from one country to another’…
Mr Grey… Copenhagen talks… ‘What will you put forward to show we can make compromises to alleviate climate change?… What about the third runway at Heath Row?’… Rah rah rah from the troops… Blather from the PM.
Mr Banks. People approaching retirement, especially women aproaching retirement, need to know what to expect when… Not very illuminating answer…
DPP and assisted suicide. The public prosecutor should not decide such things… Put the debate before the house… PM agrees that the house makes the law and Keir Starmer is only writing a few guidelines on how it might be interpreted.
Anderson… N Ireland .. ‘What shall we do next to implement justice devolution?’… PM says that next comes consultation with the community. Cross community voting on the devolution of policing and justice…
Gary Streeter. Teachers pay is set nationally. Currently children in Devon schools receive less money than city children… Why is this?… Why should children in poor rural areas be discriminated against? PM does not reply merely saying: saying: ‘The Tories are going to cut… cut… cut…’
Katie Clark… About employment rights for temporary and part time workers. PM very short reply which I did not catch.
Back bencher from Cumbria. Cancer units should not be more than 40mins away from any patient. Kendal has no such unit. All his constituents are more than 40 mins away. PM speaks generally yet again… on what he has done, and will do for cancer patients
It was quite a lively house. Clegg came over very well on the banks and scored a few definite hits. There were several ‘planted’ questions from Labour back benchers allowing the PM to warble on and waste time speaking very generally about his current and future policies.
Cameron seemed rather cantankerous, but kept pegging away at the postal strike issue, scoring several hits: showing the PM up as a coward for abandoning plans to privatise the Royal Mail… (PM ‘But there were no buyers!’) He made the PM look incompetent and vascillating again… suggesting that he often doesn’t give a straight answer. (True) He looks weak and shifty. ‘He can’t even make his mind up about which biscuit he likes!’ says Diamond Dave.
The prime minister replied saying the Coservatives were and are wrong on the steps needed to deal with the crisis.
The Prime Minister did not read out any statistics in that regard. The items he referred to were wholly relevant and included the following facts about the wrong position of the Conservatives:
Northern Rock nationalisation
Bank rescues
Stimulus spending
House repossessions
and many others
rounding with
The Conservatives are wrong on Recession and wrong on Recovery.
The fact is the Conservatives are painting themselves in to a corner.
Hahaha
It’s good old car crash television, Mr B. A collection of hoons avoiding communicating with each other. Rah, rah, rah…
I forgot to say, and I think the PM forgot to say, and even you, Mr B, forgot to say, that the Tories are certainly very wrong, and painting themselves into a corner, in joining up with the oddball extremist Poles and the Czechs… Maybe Griffin and his mate will join them. The Shadow Foreign Sec got his knuckes wrapped by Billary and friends in the US about that!
Northern rock SHOULD have been allowed to collapse, As should the other banks. This would have lead to a few bank-holidays and the global financial system finally having to face up to its deep structural weaknesses.
From that collapse, the few stronger banks would have bought the weaker banks and made a killing and the new system would have been better than the former.
However, why should the banks fix the in-built flaws in the financial system when they have ownership of weak, incompetent and wholly bought and paid for politicians who will steal hundreds of billions from the tax-payer to bail them out?
Brown is in the pockets of the bankers and could not give a flying fuck about ordinary tax-payers. That is why we are having to bail them out and subsidise their insane bonuses.
It still amazes me to see socialists defending a LABOUR party that steals from the workers to bail out the bankers.
I am sure that these braindead left-wing reactionaries would be in favour of legalising child-sex too if Brown were to ever admit to his cravings.
Whilst I have no love for Labour I do feel comments about child sex are in poor taste coming from Tories when in my area one Tory councillor bought a house overlooking the school playground and seems to spend lots of time staring out the window.
Anyone else notice that MB’s comments are these days so familiar, facile and shallow that, coupled with his rather lonely adulation for the McDoom, one would be forgiven for coming to the conclusion that MB is in fact McDoom himself rested and medicated for the afternoon.
Can anyone shed light on whether Masturbator and McDoom have ever been seen in the same room at the same time? Just a thought.
The only reference I can find is one that links McBrown with masturbation.
Ref : Gordon is a Wanker
Sounds like winkymcfucknuts only fan.
Must be a lonely existence, all alone, looking for a glimmer of good in such an ocean of bad.
Poor, poor, McBater.
‘These days’ ? I thought his comments had always been facile and shallow. It’s his job to disrupt threads and we probably pay for it.
But they were all caused by labour’s car crash and results aren’t in yet on labour’s next car crash caused by the results of the policies after the first car crash. Who let Jonah Brown drive the cars in the first place?
Ya know, if Brown ever comes to a sudden halt, your face is going to go halfway up his ass.
Ha. Mr Tim Farron talking shit.
Theres plenty of places near Kendal where you can get to North Preston in 40 minutes by car. Unless you drive like a liberal democrat.
The mystery is why anyone would ever want to go anywhere near North Preston.
Carter-Ruck hasn’t filed any super-injunctions today, so probably not.
It’s spot the poppy time. Labour scored higher here with Gordo and front bench sporting them, but Cameron and Osborne sadly lacking. About the most interesting thing.
the absence of a poppy on the labels of those over promoted jobsworths Blob Anusworth and Pieter Hain.
Ainsworth bought one a few years ago but he can’t find it.
He left it up Brown’s arse.
And charged us taxpayers for it no doubt !
just like so many of them billed cost of wreathes to the taxpayer.
Lord Mandelson loves a puckered red poppy
..and why should they. It’s not rememberance Sunday yet is it???
What do you mean “sadly”? It’s fucking October. Will you next be criticising them for not having christmas decorations up?
Christmas Decorations and Bar.
The British Legion doesn’t officially launch its appeal until tomorrow.
Can they be claimed on expenses?
NuLibor’s using LAST YEAR’S POPPIES
They recycle last year’s – old black gay on Old Kent Road – doest it for them
BREAKING NEWS
Millcant & Jonson (?) brought back a job lot from Afghanistan – Ed Balls stuck his up his arse – dont ask me why? I dont know!
as a taxpayer Frank, I bloody well will be criticising them over a potential reduction in christmas decorations due to the recession courtesy of our dear leader
Couldn’t agree more. I was always told poppies should only be worn from beginning of November, but the best bet is to wait and see when servicemen in uniform or one of the royals starts wearing one; the services and the royal family being about the only two bodies with any sense of decorum left nowadays.
Noted and agreed.
Last year I got my poppy from a elderly gent – bestowed and festooned with medals collecting for said organisation – I gave him two pounds – he thanked me most profusely (he was 80′ish – I was 62) – No – I said – it’s YOU we should thank
God bless all
Said well. I’ve got my first one today and usually go through about 8 or so due to loss, folding and general sling the jacket on the sofa hazards. Not only are they a simple sign of respect I think they look jolly smart too.
Maybe they are wearing more Poppies due to the fact they are in the main the cause of all the widow’s and parents without son’s/daughters that they had before this mess started.
Guilty concience maybe? No, more like they are trying to counter any blame pointed at them. Maybe like a kind of armour that a lot of the troops haven’t been given cos the government is too busy throwing money at the banks.
So they can wear a poppy, but not attend any funerals of the soldiers whose deaths they’re responsible for?
Last week that treasonous bastard Brown read out 37 names of servicemen who’d been killed while those troughing motherfuckers were skiving over the summer – I wonder if somone more skilled than I in the art of video manipulation could produce a youtube video of Brown doing that, with an additional poppy sprouting on his lapels with every name?
I’d like to see that. I think it might help me to hate him even more.
Where were the police farce last time anyone read out a list of the servicemen killed in liebours war they were arrested.
On 25 October 2005, Maya Anne Evans stood near the Cenotaph, facing Downing Street, reading aloud the names of British soldiers who had died in the war in Iraq. She was arrested under the Serious Organised Crime and Police Act (2005
A truly excellent observation … the best this week – without doubt !!
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PS
I never thought I could but I hate Brown and what he and his stand for !!
Peter B,
I hate him more.
bastard Brown read out 37 names of servicemen
Real reason (for Broon) is that it reduces the time for others to actually ask awkward questions!
Next!
And didnt at least one of the fuckers claim the cost of the poppy on expenses, the hooning fucker?
Financial misconduct = Conservatives
You=Anal misconduct.
Blinky Fucking Balls
Interesting that Clegg felt the need to spoon-feed his question to Gordon with exquisite care. Almost like he was trying to get through to someone in a delerium. Take a look if you can. It’s quite remarkable.
Yep – Cameron used the wrong target – why oh why don’t Cameron and Clegg liaise before PMQ and then skewer the thief Brown at PMQ – they will reduce him to a quivering jabbering wreck by 12.15pm each Wednesday.
This is not rocket science – it’s bloody easy to do – I suppose they just want to keep him there until the bitter end.
Problem for unemployed people like myself and 3.5 M others is that with Brown as PM,the British economy goes nowhere in terms of confidence.Confidence = jobs.
Forgive me but ….
Start up on your own – you have skills! Contacts?
Do it – write it down
List the options
Sell your mind
Look at it in the morning
‘Phone somebody
Best wishes
It’s October 21st. Remembrance Sundaty is Nov 8th, Armistice Day Nov 11th.
You’ll be expecting Christmas cards to be in the shops already. Oh, wait a minute…
October 21st is Trafalger Day. Bet that was not mentioned in the preceedings.
Apparently we lost at Trafalgar ( according to New Liebores revised history)
http://www.islam4uk.com/current-affairs/latest-news/44-latest/354-trafalgar-square-under-the-shariah
Faux poppy pride by Brown et al on 21st October (actually, I saw Brown was sporting one yesterday) is a bit like Debenham’s setting up their Christmas lights in August. Plenty of time for Cameron and Osborne to join in.
PS. Sorry for flogging the Xmas theme; thought I was being ever so original. Trouble is, nowadays you’ve got to read to the end of the sodding blog to find out if it’s worth commenting. Clearly, I didn’t!
Dave Crudmon here, thanks a bunch you plebs you are serving my purpose very well . I was born to rule with my shiny silver spoon in my pocket and my crudentials from Iton and Oxo. I am no commoner but you lot are so so so doing my job for me ,hate, hate,spite,insults. I almost feel sorry for the jock with you stupid lot at his heels. Hi Ho off I go to comb my locks and polish my millions. keep plodding on you little ones out there ,blog away for me darlings!
You are Pope Tony I and I claim my £5
Even if Steve Bell draws you as a blue jellyfish, be glad, Dave, that you are still prettier than the Gorgon. He is regularly drawn by Bell with a bloated body and a purplish-crimson face like engorged female pudenda.
Jelly fish here, letters beginning to appear in local newspapers about my claiming thousands from you plebs for my mortgage. However I only have £30 million in the bank,not fair. I am king Dave Crudmon,born to rule you little people.Gorgo is far too ordinary,he had to work for his money.
I believe that its considered bad form for a gentleman to wear one until November 01, each year. I wonder if they actually made a donation or will they be claiming it back like ‘Bombardier’ Balls did?
The Labour Party are nothing if not opportunistic…come to think of it they will be nothing after May.
Like a patient on a life support machine with family and friends looking on, waiting to see what’s left in the will – Peerage? Pension?
Dr Dave and Nurse Nick don’t want to switch off the life support machine in case the successor is more popular and anyway they quite enjoy the patient suffering.
I thought the best bit was when Hain cycled up and down the entire visible light spectrum before flashing off into the ultra violet.
I am off sick and am on a cocktail of antibiotics and analgesics, but this is how I remember it. It was just before that lizard ass2mouthed Jacqui Smith.
Jacqui Smith has put on a lot of weight, Guido. She now resembles this character:
She wasn’t that big at Snotty’s Brighton Talk. Perhaps she’s with homunculus?
…or in the chippy?
‘Wrong in the recession, wrong in the recovery’ – it’s the latest (soon to be failed) mantra.
That Mantra launch is on video already.
So we’ve gone from ‘do nothing’ to ‘wrong’.
Great, Gordon. What a razor sharp mind you have.
How long did it take to come up with that one?
About 90 days as long as the recess. Don’t you know the man is SHARP.
Sharp as a marble!
What recovery?
We are going to hear that phrase week in week out. In fact I’m sick of it already.
Ask a question about Defence: Answer will be an unconnected list, followed by wrong in recession, wrong in recovery.
Ask a question about Health: Answer will be an unconnected list, followed by wrong in recession, wrong in recovery.
Ask a question about anything: Answer will be an unconnected list, followed by wrong in recession, wrong in recovery.
I wake up in the morning hating Gordon Brown. I go to bed hating Gordon Brown. My productivity, and I suspect that of the rest of the nation also, will massively increase once we are released from permanently thinking about how much we hate Gordon Brown.
Maybe not.
Remember he kept banging on about the ‘do nothing’ Tories before somebody told him it was making look even more of a fool than usual.
And given the state of the country’s finances how on earth can he dare to say he was ‘right’?
He believes that debt is dandy and he tries to ignore the elephant in the room.
I, too, go to bed hating Brown, but I can go one better; I’ve had several dreams about hating Gordon Brown, too. Last night I dreamt I shot him repeatedly in the head with a German MP40 machine gun. You know when you wake up from a wonderful dream (multi-million pound lottery win, marriage to Kylie Minogue, pumping Brown’s thick fat head full of bullets, that sort of thing) and just for a second you think it’s real, and then it hits you.. just a dream.
Boy, was I pissed.
ROFL !
Ha! ha!
I’ve had a couple of lynch mob dreams………. my stroke of genius was to persuade the mob in my head to work in priority order so we could all share the fun and not miss out on anyone particularly vile and deserving. My subconscious reveals that I hate these people in this order:
1. Gordon Brown
2. Ed Balls
3. David Miliband
4. Harriet Harman
5. Andrew Marr
6. Nick Robinson
7. Tony Blair (I can only assume his lowly placing is because my subconscious lynch mob would have to get on a virtual plane to hunt down Napoleon)
8. Cherie Blair
Obviously Mandleson should be on the list……… I’m just very glad I haven’t been dreaming about him.
Why? Moi aussi.
What were you drinking?
So I am not the only one. I regularly dream of being the Jackal, a sniper with Gordon Brown in my sights. I thought I was going loopy, but perhaps there are many of us who dream of dispatching the author of our woes. See in the Telegraph that the population of England is heading for 5 trillion because of Labour’s so called immigration policies – it was a Scottish plot against the Sassenachs all the time I tell ye!
God… for a moment I thought you wrote that you dreamed of being Jacqui!!!
Join the list of haters but I’m first.
Are you an actual Brown Hater like, for example, Lord Mandelson?
Yes – he fell back on this pathetic clutch of phrases at the end when the drugs were obviously thinning out in his blood and off he went on this curious shrieking about EVERYTHING that tories or lib dems do is WRONG WRONG WRONG.
For the leader of a country it is getting so embarrassing to watch this lunatic drugsters resort to the imbecilic rantings – another sign that he is finished.
Your time was probably better spent in the pub Guido.
The lunatics are still running the asylum in Westminster, the whole lot of them are wasting our oxygen.
You didn’t miss much to be honest…
Perhaps a ‘CoverItLive’ during the BNP Question Time may be more exciting ??
Should be lively!
Definitely one to watch.
I think it will be like a Set 6 GCSE Maths lesson unsuitably timetabled for late on a Friday afternoon… and they will throw chairs.
Interesting to see the QT figures after the show. Bet the ratings will be high.
Probably an all-time high. I for one will be watching the BBC for the first time in 3 years.
QT Cover it live normally on Biased BBC
http://biased-bbc.blogspot.com/
Oh yeah, and Gordon really fucking didn’t like having the piss taken regarding biscuits indecision. He practically bit chunks out of the despatch box at that point. The bloke’s mental.
I think Cameron will have to ask for a new one… two pieces of filth have leaned on it while they lied to Parliament and it needs an exorcism.
I don’t know, Guido – I wasn’t at the pub.
You beat me to it Sir William.
A Tory MP raised the issue of paying more than 4 billion more to europe because Blair gave back the cap Thatcher negotiated. We will have to borrow this money to pay europe. Yet all Cameron did was whine on about Brown being weak regarding the Mail strike.
Strategy apparently – Dave wishes to make sure that the public link Brown to Post Strike and that it isn’t just about “modernisation” but the fact that Brown was unable to get through the legislation on part-privatisation due to his backbenchers – i.e BROWN IS A WEAK PRIME MINISTER HEADING A WEAK GOVERNMENT well that’s according to “Toenails” summary on the Daily Politics Show – anyhow – although “Brillo” was more interested in getting Nick Herbert to tell him what the Tories would do when the Lisbon Treaty was ratified.Herbert stuck to Dave’s line of – “Wait and See” although Caroline Flint(made a funny – ?????) – “You mean you’ll all just stamp your feet and jump up and down !”
Oh – hum – only another 7 months or so of this !!!!
What’s this with Dave,stop being familiar with my name ,you pleb. I am born to rule you stupid lot vote con, vote con ,get conned ,keep blogging against the jock and I might win.On the other hand I could go back to a spot of hunting ,tally Ho!
Are you and I related then?
I’ve just done the ironing
How many did you count love?
Gordon’s Pants Sarah.
Not really a question. More of a statement.
Wright Stuff any good today?
Sarah Brown doesn’t do GB’s ironing. We pay a cleaner to do that.
yes Bill, I get the joke!
you know, it really troubles me to think that there may be people out there who just don’t understand how hard Gordon works. He works day and night to make our country a better place to live. He tries to make people happy.
by the way, let me tell you of a little secret. Next week at PMQs he’s going to wear Desperate Dan socks. One of his parishoners sent them to him after his visit to Vauxhall. Gordon was really pleased by this gift and it’s the first time he’s been able to wear them.
good luck
Anne Widdecome always reminds me of Desperate Dan in a wig.
Reckon she’ll be doing another Have I Got News For You?
I hope so, she was like a recruiting sergeant for the Taliban. Tory ahoy.
Come on Sarah you forgot the bit “Gordon is my hero”
Lizzie
I take that for granted – I hope you and the country do so as well
warm regards
Her noisy, messy hero. You can just imagine the state of the bathroom.
I reckon this is really her.
In that case next week I’m going to ask Guido if I can join him down the pub for a Guinness.
So Gordon Brown works really hard every day on the job in hand for his country?
Mmmmm,so did Adolf Hitler……
Yes but what we really want to know is, how does he like to do it with you, Sarah?
Does he steam on in from the front sans lube and hammer away
or
does he dress you up like an african boy, bend you over and thwappe one up your bottom?
Oh Smeg
you’re cute but you don’t expect me to answer that question do you? I wouldn’t ask you about your sex life would I?
Let’s just see what happens to the economy and hope that everyone gets a job and no one is poor
thanks
If he does to you what he’s done to the economy I’d be amazed if you could sit down at all.
Leave the last method to us CONservatives ,we are used to this at school.
And I’ve just finished sharpening my Bayonet ready for the revolution.
At the hoon to your front stabbity stab stab….thrust, twist, pull.
Gordon’s going very grey. Or maybe he’s had grey highlights, to add a bit more gravitas to his persona whilst he goes about saving the world, again.
Straw looked as though he was doing a crossword, or maybe sudoko.
Wee Dougie looked fed up.
Looks as though Hain has handed the key to the tanning cupboard over to Postman Johnson.
You didn’t miss anything really.
What the Labour front bench do each week now is eye up the opposition benches to see where they might sit after the next general election, and to think that some of them won’t be there at all.
Aintworthit was trying to chat up that slimy and repulsive boy wonder Cooper, who bore the look of someone trying to work out why she was not the Prime Minister yet.
Straw (accountancy is not my strong point,I’m only the Injustice Minister ensuring the victim becomes the criminal and the criminal is offered every help to continue to drive women to suicide cos the cops can’t be bothered) kept sticking his tongue out…..
Ball’s could not be seen – obviously out bullying a weaker person.
Harman – well has there ever been a more lightweight person in politics?
And then the star turn – the criminal Smith deigning to actually turn up and ask a question – all the while her husband is downloading the porn as she was speaking.
The whole spectacle reminded me of the Nuremburg Trials – at least that had a purpose and the offenders either topped themselves or went down the hatch under Pierrepoint’s guidance – this lot are trying to brazen it out to the bitter end.
I wish Hain the Hoon would fuck off back to South Africa and return to robbing banks.
…and digging up cricket pitches!
Phucking filistine!!
He says that people should go to arbitration when it is the right thing to do.
Heard that too. WTF?
we’ve only just gone and declared war boyoh!
war against anyone not wanting their brains switched over to ‘new labour are great, digitally orientated in your own home, while you wait’ boyoh!
nah, noffin’ really but me mam’s making pancakes for tea
Basically Cameron accused the PM of being weak and a ditherer – Brown said that they are plain wrong, but he will get back to them later, sometime.
Who could be arsed watching?
Poverty
Children
Cancer cured
50 million new homos (sorry homes)
Do nothing Tories
It all started in Albania
Free gold plated Blackberrys for every African
A platinum moon rocket for china
The list is fucking endless
As an Irish gentleman (hahahha) our host will understand the term
GOBSHITE
Don’t forget the completely-made-up 500,000 jobs saved…
In order to save the jobs, it was Necessary to destroy them”
but what if they don’t exist in the first place??
haha, you can’t destroy something that doesn’t exist in the first place!!
That was true
500,000 illegals kept in public jobs
McMental knows his statistics
The fat jug eared retarded poof never fibs
He may indeed bend the truth now and again but he cannot tell a lie
“Father I did save the world”
What a fucking cocksucker
You’re too fucking nice to him, Beast.
I’m starting to become comatose just thinking about Brown, proof of the awesome power of black holes.
Baroness Scotland?
R.B. You will be able to help me out: how does the little verse go, about the man who thought…the goal of Man’s Depravity…. was a simple cavity… but now knew it is ‘quite an elaborate affair’?
Please!
Was it not a million jobs? I forget he comes out with such rubbish its hard to keep up sometimes.
What happened to Darling’s “no rewards for failure” mantra?
Oct. 21 (Bloomberg) — Bonuses for financial services employees may rise by 50 percent to 6 billion pounds ($9.9 billion) this year as profit at U.K. banks, brokerages and hedge funds rebounds, according to a Centre for Economics & Business Research Ltd. report.
Full story: http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=newsarchive&sid=a0kDH2TravhE
There was some sort of row about biscuits…
Somebody yawned.
Jacqui Smith was wheeled on to warn against the dangers of obesity.
Jacqui’s been eating all the biscuits in the biscuit factory.
She was a cookery teacher when she “worked” for a wage.
Ginger nut = Hazel Blears
Chocolate brownie = Trevor Phillips
Caramel wafer = Peter Hain
Cheesey crackers – Gordon Brown
Jammy Dodger – Tony Blair
Rich T ?
Cheesy Bell?
I think Guido you were in the better place and you didn’t miss much. Usual tredding on eggshells stuff, and then Brown set off on a triade to prove what a great job he is doing running Britain, but really ruining Britain and is quite laughable really. While the real PM bides his time waiting in the background deciding when to “strike” his prey, somthing like watching an anaconda swallow a pig.
Tirade,please do your homework again.
WE REWARD FAILURE IT IS THE RIGHT THING TO DO!
LOOK AT BROWN, HE IS LIVING PROOF OF OUR POLICY
HE IS A FAILURE AND WE MADE HIM PRIME MINISTER
THE TORIES WOULD NOT REWARD FAILURE AS MUCH AS WE DO
VOTE FOR FAILURE
VOTE LABOUR
If you want a Hunt for a neighbour
Vote Labour
That or be Alistair Darling
“Anything interesting happen?”
According to the Express (I know I know) went to see Bark & Co yesterday. I’m sure that was interesting.
Sorry, should read “Galley went to see..” etc
1000 new biscuits for every hard working family when they have filled in a hard working family tax credit allowance that has been inspected by McMental at 3 AM
Ah, but what KIND of biscuits, Prime Minister, eh? Answer me that!
I’m glad to see that the “public sector” is taking this matter seriously. Unauthorised access to the Public Biscuit Barrel could endanger members of the public after all
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1221667/Dunkin-danger-Councils-admit-specific-Health-Safety-rules-eating-biscuits-answering-spoof-survey.html
lol
A viral marketing campaign that’s funny and relevant – who woulda thunk it?
There really should be a ‘British Biscuit Advisory Board’ – I bet Gordon is even now offering the chair to a fucking Kinnock.
Frank
Dont think that I havent thought of it
There is the BBC – British Biscuit Company
The British Biscuit Advisory Board, in conjunction with The Flour Advisory Bureau, and liaising with the Arrowroot Consultancy, and the Oatcake Agency exists to offer consumers the most up to date relevant advice, opinions, and help, so that buyers can make informed choices from among the vast range of products now available (H/T to ourselves!)
Chairman & Chief Nepotist: Sr. Dolcelatte Garibaldi
Secretary: Lord Bourbon
Vice Chairman: Sir Richard Tee
Vice Secretary: Don King
Chief Medical Adviser: Professor Liebnitz
Company Psychologist: Dr. Crackers
Token Diversity Person: Mo. Lasses
Compliance Officer: Poppy Seed
E.U. Compliance Officer: Amaretti Garibaldi
Legal Officers: McVitie, Hobnob, & Cheesestraw
Nutritional Adviser: Dr. Oliver, O.B.
Mission Statement: tbc
(‘When the Cookie Crumbles, we’re there!’?)
Yea….but which biscuets?
Brown will think the question was about brisket and will witter on for ages about meat.
O no not again,dictionaries can be purchased in the school office. Biscuits dear Lizzie dear Lizzie.
Gordon Brown likes ‘anything with a bit of chocolate on’. That may explain why he is obsessed with being photographed next to Black people.
Black children not “black people”
Just look at his history, he loves nothing other than turning up in a school playground surrounded by small black boys or sponsering an African orphanage with “MY ” money
His SKY sport subscription paid for with OUR money so as to sit on a sofa with Nick brown, Baron Fondlebum and every other poof in the labour party as they drool over well oiled young black men kicking a ball around
I opt out of paying for these perverts
Always best not to have your photo taken.
Bit of Chocolate on= The ‘Scum after Lording it over the Brazilian
British Biscuits for British Workers!
McSnotpick doesnt eat biscuits he digs his meals out of his nose
He’s rather partial to a chocolate finger I believe!
And what are those Clubs with lots of chocolate he’s fond of?
gordon launched labour’s new anti-tory mantra – probably an election mantra too.
“wrong on the recession and wrong on the recovery” very snappy.
he typically introduced it clumsily at the end of a list of his achievements – helping de gaulle to almost single handedly free france from the nazis, protecting hilary clinton from serbian snipers and capturing the enigma code machine from the germans with a handful of crack us commandos……
Who caused the recession? Who is delaying the recovery?
Monsieur Brun.
nice one, fink I’ll have that ….
Woolas has just asked Anna Botting if she’s suggesting NuLab adopt a policy of euthenasia.
Only if it starts with Woolarse.
Please tell me “Anna Botting” is a made-up name.
She *must* be a porn star.
I think she looks like Russell Howard in a wig.
Face on, Woolass looks like a Chub.
And end on, he looks like a roach, I can tell you.
I bet her shit stinks tooI
Caught a snip at lunchtime. Cameron blamed Brown for the Post Office strike -”unions spotted you as weak”- was the barb.
Brown blustered. Apparently the postal strike started in America. Or somewhere.
Is Sir Christopher Kelly totally dense? Ed Balls, still bullying? Crime map crashes, Did the Biscuit Factor do for Gordon ‘crackers’ Brown? The anti-Legg smears have started, Brown loses 40,000 illegal immigrants and Brown dithers on how to deal with MPs expenses
It is becoming more like Prime Minister’s Feeding Time.
In go the blue pills to make Gordon happier, in go the yellow pills to stop his hands shaking.
***DO NOT TOUCH THE BROWN PILLS***
He takes the blue pill to remind him to take the yellow pill and the yellow pill to remind him to take the green pill and the green pill to remind him to take the brown pill. It all makes perfect sense now his fucking colour blind.
An interesting snippet came up (am sure twas on the Daily Politics) about a 7p increase on the basic rate of tax. I think Lab’s response was wait for the PBR.
So, it sounds like the public have a fairly simple choice…..
Lose a further 7% of your income (there or thereabouts) or cut spending.
That I believe is how the GE will be fought.
Here’s the Daily Mail link(other media outlets have also reported on it)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1221863/Income-tax-rise-7p-pay-Britains-debts.html
We will see. Sounds about right, though.
I’d rather see morbidly obese benefit junkies fired from catapults off Beachy Head than lose another 7% of my income.
In fact, I’d happily donate 1% to help pay for the elastic.
Oh Frank, you are a sport
You could have rival teams – a la the R100 and R101 – one using a torsion catapult, the other a trebuchet. See what range, altitude, and artistic impression you could get.
Those trebuchet people are real obsesives…
Has to be an award for “Biggest Splashdown” too.
Unless that’s McDoom with the UK economy….
is this gonna be in the olympics then, he, is it???
Elastic? They could swim back. Have a word with Dunlop
It wouldn’t work. The more money you give to Government, the more it spends. There is no level of taxation at which a Government would say “Well, thanks a bunch. You’ve been most generous. We’ve got all the money we need, so just leave us to get on with providing first-rate public services and we won’t be troubling you again.”
You didn’t miss a lot, just the usual crap.
Brown never answering a question, Cameron with his normal intense look.
Can never understand why everyone doesn’t shout, ANSWER THE QUESTION BOLLOCK BRAIN, if I was in that chamber I would find it irresistable.
Politics used to be interesting, now its absolute rubbish, now when did that start, let me think… hm.. about 1997 I think.
Look if I appeared distracted it is because I am personally working tirelessly in “Saving the World” – after watching “Day after Tomorrow” 14 times I am now watching “March of the Penguins” and “Ice Age 2″
There is after all only 47 days 14 hours 23 minutes left
How many days are there left to save Britian from Brown, that’s what we need to know.
Is there enough time for Gordon to save all the puppies, kittens and rabbits at Copenhagen?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1221916/Climate-change-advert-featuring-drowning-puppies-dying-rabbits-probed-watchdog-350-complaints.html
don’t forget the frogs
Enough for you to learn to spell.
You forgot to tell us you’re getting on with the job, it started in america, omaha beach, do nothing tories, etc., etc., etc..
OBAMA BEACH
PM in PMQ’s ” they were wrong on the recession, and they are wrong on the recovery” he cried this out twice, could this be the forthcoming battle cry ?
Or what he will shout out as he sinks for the final time?
Take your pick:
No, you’re all wrong!
I demand a recount!
I’m never leaving!
It started in america!
I bet NuLabour are seriously thinking of importing hundreds of Afghan election supervisors…
++OSBORNE RESIGNS++OSBORNE RESIGNS WITHIN AN HOUR OF CAMERON’S RESIGNATION++CRACKCOCAINE ADDICTION AND SEX ADDICTION CITED AS REASONS FOR RESIGNATION++OSBORNE IS NOW ON HIS WAY TO PRIORY FOR REHABILITATION++DAVID DAVIS TO REPLACE OSBORNE WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT++STATEMENT FROM CONSERVATIVE PARTY AT 8PM++
ah I see now where Ball’s was during PMQ’s – in the bunker dreaming this post up!
++BALLS RESIGNS++BEING A LARD ARSED FUCKING USELESS SELF SERVING C’UNT CITED AS REASON FOR RESIGNATION++MEMBERS OF PUBLIC HUNT DOWN AND KILL BALLS BY HANGING HIM FROM A LAMPPOST+BALL’S BODY THEN TORN TO PIECES BY CROWD++NOTHING LEFT OF HIM AT ALL NOW++EXCELLENT NEWS INNIT++
We can only dream,can’t we?……
During PMQ’s Gordon cried out ” They were wrong on the recession, and they are wrong on the recovery” as he cried this out twice, could this be the forthcoming battle cry..from the sinking ship..S.S. Labour ?
Brown looked absolutely terrible – his skin is revolting,his eyes are like little holes cut out in in a cornflake box.
When oh when does he “run” his “3 mile every day” – must be another imaginary thing just like the “I saved the world”.
Isn’t there a condition known as Munchausen’s by Proxy where the person creates a terrible situation so they can try to save another person from that calamity?
Should re-name it “Brown by Proxy”
When oh when does he “run” his “3 mile every day” – must be another imaginary thing just like the “I saved the world”.
A bit shaky, but it was windy…
He supposedly uses a treadmill, or so it said in a BBC article recently linked here.
++JACK STRAW RESIGNS++ ADDICTION TO POWER AND ADDICTION TO COMMITTING WAR CRIMES ESPECIALLY TORTURE CITED AS REASONS FOR RESIGNATION++WILL BE REPLACED BY SOMEONE WHO ISN’T A WAR CRIMINAL WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT++CROWDS HOLDING STREET PARTIES++LONDON STOCK EXCHANGE SHARE PRICES RISE THROUGH THE FUCKING ROOF++
++SPEAKER BERCOW RESIGNS++BEING A TOTALLY USELESS CORRUPT C’UNT CITED AS REASON FOR RESIGNATION++LYNCH MOB ON HUNT FOR BERCOW WHO WAS LAST SEEN RUNNING TOWARDS THE M25 IN AN ATTEMPT TO OUTRUN MOB++MOB CATCH BERCOW AND HANG HIM++SHARE PRICES CONTINUE TO CLIMB++
What always happens at PMQs? Absolutely nothing whatsoever! Same sh*t different day.
Summary for GB:
The scum on the Fawkes blog are having a real go at your performance at question time. Specif
Ooops – please ignore previous comment – I pressed the wrong button – we have all done that at some time, and I am very sorry
get down on your knees and beg top boy for forgiveness.
scum.
I get down on my knees regualarly for Lord Mandlebum.
Iain Dale’s put on weight again
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1221592/Worlds-heaviest-man-needs-Chinook-airlift-life-saving-operation.html#comments
Fooking, fookwit fooker
said the fuckwit.
you are quite right jac, fuck all happens at all.
two sessions of PMQs must be reinstated to allow proper scrutiny of the leader of Her Majesty’s Government.
dave hasn’t got the balls to do that though. and his repetitive technique of looking bemused when brown fails to answer questions is just fucking pathetic.
you can imagine dave acting in his inbred petulant manner with heads of state.
david cameron is useless, completely fucking useless: he questions an habitual liar every week and cannot expose a single lie.
dave’s a waste of space. end of story.
Be fair, he does expose the liar every week.
But rather than crow about it, he just passes halfwit some more rope, lets him hang himself, and then just gives that little look to the opposition benches.
Without saying a word he reminds them at every PMQ:
“And you selected this mong to be your PM and Party Leader?….”
Look at the body language of the Labour benches – totally dejected.
I do however agree that picking up the mace and beating some sense into Brown would not only make for some quality reality TV, but it might actually work. It would however leave me feeling hollow – because I would not the one holding the f**king mace.
a rat a tat tat tat, a rat a tat tat tat, a rat a tat tat tat,
Good to see the boiler’s been stoked at last.
Full steam ahead.
Choo! Choo!
If you don’t like CMD, tat – and you must secretly know your idea of a house full of independents is just an alcohol fueled pipe dream – why not vote B&P – you know you want to, and will have to in the end.
a house full of independents?
pay closer attention dullard.
I have never said such a thing. I believe however that if it had say fifty independent members then the independence of parliament would be greatly enhanced.
oh, and thick as thieves is anti-fascist and anti-racist.
you must be new here to be ignorant of that fact.
well done new boy, you have just made a right tit of yourself.
good work!
and whatever you do, go easy on the white spirits you tramp.
and WILL Osborne try harder not to look like a little schoolboy laughing at another kid’s misfortune – keep your bloody mouth shut rather than look like a goldfish – as Churchill once said;
Kill them politely
As for Cameron,I could do a far better job at ripping Brown to shreds every Wednesday and I would work with Clegg to reduce the fraudster to a gibbering wreck by 12.30pm.
It pains me to say this but perhaps Blair did us a favour by hanging on a long as he did. He obviously knew what we had in store with this maniac brown
I wish Brown had got in before the ’05 election so we could have avoided the last 4 years of Labour corruption…
Nick Grifin broke in, lost it and machine gunned the whoie lot of the sad, worthless, lying, thieving bastards.
When will you people realise that Gordon Brown is the saviour of this world. Not only has he saved the world on the Banking front, he is about to save it on “Climate Change”. Once he has done this, he will find another crisis that he can save the world from.
May I also remind you that he is doing this with only one partly working eye, an apparent lack of sanity, and a multi-pack of KitKats.
How are we going to cope without him?
I honestly don’t know
Why, only last week he saved my grannie from an accident on the highway. He dived in front of her and stoped an almost certain fatal accident by chasing away a bee that was flying by her and could of stung her.
Two weeks ago he saved my brother by closing down the company he worked for so he doesn’t have to go to work anymore
he really is precious
I dream about him sometimes……
I can’t work out whether the Gorgon is the manifestation of The Second Coming of Christ or the Mad Mahdi come up out of the Shia’s Holy Well… Oh… Wait a bit… Yes I can.
He’s the second coming of the Mad Mahdi…
Yes, Gordon went radio rental, flopped his wrinkly ‘ol tadger out and cracked one off in bob’s face.
“orderrrr” Squeeked Bercow “Would the prime minister stop masterbating upon the defence secretaries face”
Then he shat his breeches and smeered them over Jacks eyebrows.
Fairly monotonous stuff really.
Any chance you could put that up on YouTube?
It’s on poo-tube.
Gordon poo’d his pants and had to be taken out halfway through to have his nappy changed.
Anything interesting happen?
Mr Speaker: “Bald, Fat, Arselicking, Labour Nobody”
(BBC Voice: “That is the MP for Idolshire East”)
Bald, Fat, Arselicking, Labour Nobody: “Would the Prime Minister agree with me that his efforts to totally rid the UK of unemployment by 2015 will be negated by any future Tory Government”
Gordon McBogey-Picker: “The party opposite has failed to support us in our fight to ensure that every hardworking family is employed by the Govenment…”
(Howls of laughter from Tory Backbenchers)
Speaker: “The Prime Minister must be heard”
Gordon McBogey-Picker: “Fuck you Cameron”
(Howls of protest from Tory Backbenchers)
Mr Speaker: “The Prime Minister must be heard”
(Prime Minister falls to the ground clutching his chest)
Tory Backbenchers: “Die! Die! Die!”
Mr Speaker: “Sitting Suspended, Get a First Aider”
You Labour trolls should note that the UK’s number 1 political blog cannot be arse to watch PMQ because chumpmaster Brown is on a looped tape recording of his acheivements
To realise how offputting it is for Brown to keep on repeating the same shit every week?
We thought it a load of bollocks week 1 and he has doen noting to change anyones mind
Well spelling is not one of your ACHIEVEMENTS so I would shut up if I were you
http://www.newsnow.co.uk/press/openletter.html
Dave Komodo, lizard lips, flicking tongue, stupendous comb over (now featuring a ZigZag parting no less) lost the thread and stumbled around.
After Brown countered that the strike is not about privatisation but against the restructuring plan in remaining areas and which has already meant 14,000 job losses, the poor tonsorially challenged ‘Leader’ of the Opposition stuck to his ill thought out script.
Hahahaha
BBC backs Tories on
Post Office
M King (BoE)
against Brown’s cock-ups !!
4 pm News Channel today
He ain’t go a hope in hell MB
Really! – who are you? – you can’t be sensible!
Lay off poor old baiter – he is on the same pills as McMoron
Master Baiter’s job on here is… to bait…
Masterly!
I have seen better dressed wounds than how fivebellies was dressed today.
Goodness me,it put me right off my afternoon wank.
It didn’t put me off. I ‘ve got other stuff to look at.
Me? I’d rather have a good shite and a cup of hot tea!
Peston’s Blog states “Please forgive me for not having published a column for a bit. I’ve been pre-occupied sorting out family stuff.
That stuff isn’t quite ticketyboo yet. So the blog will go into hibernation for some weeks (please don’t look so pleased).”
I take it he hasn’t been writing the blog on BBC.com for free – are we still paying the fucking bell end’s wages whilst he sorts out his family stuff?
I do hope it stays in hibernation.
Breaking news – bomber has died,supposedly.
I tried to catch what Brown had said but he got deleted before I heard it!
(Actually I was down the pub too, and had a swift half of Guiness, sorry!)
The pound has rallied after the Bank of England said its monetary policy committee voted 9-0 earlier this month not to pump more cash into the economy.
The pound was up 1.8% against the dollar at $1.6630, and up 1.1% against the euro at 1.1087 euros.
but we knowa nuffin ’bout any polling data
A total vindication of Dave signalling that QE must end. I’m glad the MPC agree with the De Facto Government.
Oh no a crisis for Will Hutton!! Quick, what spurious crap are you going to spout now Will??
If we would have listened to the Tory Toffs we would now be in a spiral of depression. I remember the unemployment in the Thatcher years.Gordon is best!
I remember the Glorious Peoples’ Unburied Dead and Winter Of Heroic Discontent. The sacrifice of all those who bought Austin Princesses must not be forgotten!
Oh yes I remember the unemployment under Thatcher, it was horrendous — for a couple of months — then I remember I went freelance, started my own business and earned twice as much as I did before Thatcher…
Gordon is best Susie woozy.
I used to curse the Tories, until I realised one important fact. The recession I lost my job in was caused by the Labour government of Harold Wilson and Jim Callaghan.
Is history repeating itself??
SwanSong
The Komodo dragon’s bite has found its spot, and, even as we watch the poison is circulating in the veins of the great, bumbling and doomed creature. Like a dying bull its demise will be slow, painful and hideous to watch. It will wander on aimlessly, perhaps for months in torment whilst its hunters, in deference to the huge, wasteful vastness of beast observe that bloated, farting mass at close quarters. Skulking at the boundaries, approaching now and then for the occasional skirmish – the hunters will stalk relentlessly till that day when the sickly animal finally succumbs to the slow poison of reality checks and negative polls.
It is huge privilege is it not, to bear witness to the end of a decade of destruction and decadence? No. Actually it has been a sad, long, drawn out siege on happiness.
Brown deserves every bit of pain and suffering that’s coming his way.
Why do you say that? He is running the country . You need to support him not complain. Cameron is a phoney Toff , wake up before it is too late. For phoney read ,sham,counterfeit,fictitious
Bugger it… The strike is definitely going ahead… so I shall have to get someone to go down town to prise my pension cheque out of the GPO…
Lets keep it real folks, and leave the lizards to David Icke.
Someone mentioned earlier about the disorder called;
Münchausen syndrome by proxy
in which a person deliberately causes injury or illness to another person, usually to gain attention or some other benefit.
We can now confirm that there now exists a new syndrome;
Brown Syndrome By Proxy;
where an unbalanced, pill popping Prime Minister causes massive economic debt and social terror across their country in an attempt to be able to claim;
“I saved the world” ……yeah,from yourself.
I believe that the Libyan ‘bomber’ has died today.
And if there’s any sense or dignity in the government, they’ll say nothing and S the F up.
Fuck, I never knew he was ill.
Says here Tally-Ho and his Eton chums want to bring back fox torturing:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/10/20/bloody-typical-115875-21759937/
Pathetic – I assume you are anti-hunting
I also assume you know nothing about hunting
Otherwise you wouldn’t be against hunting
Should we kill rats?
Should we kill diseased badgers passing on their tuberculosis to cattle?
Soon as please, I need a new shaving brush.
End fox torturing by not voting CONservatives,they want to repeal the hunting act and revert to barbaric practices. Hot Potato this one.
Brown’s had his chips
Nah…Jacqui Smith had them!
Which tossers are going to risk their country’s future by voting NuLiebor?
Me for one and millions of others watch this space. You are all lulled into complacency or is it CONplacency. The British public will wake up next spring from this Tory nightmare and vote Gordon.
Stupid boy ……….. !!
Dont we kill wild birds with bird-flu?
What’s the blood difference?
Wildlife has to be managed – a sick old hunted fox is killed by hounds – a healthy fox lives
Darwin’s survival of the fittest !
Bugger.
One of the better examples of the law of unintended consequences came from ZaNu’s hunting legislation.
While Raynard hasn’t been chased across the countryside, he’s become somewhat of a rural lardy and a bit complacent around people – makes a much easier target as a result.
I’ll have to get the night-vision kit out agin.
Not so much rural any more as conspicuously urbane, they even advertise online Bingo sessions on the Box. Anyway to get down to serious matters the clock is ticking only 48? days left to save the Planet, a master stroke, if we are still here after that Q.E.D Gordon HAS saved the World….. blimey! where did I leave that placard:
The End of the World Is Nigh!
The End of the World Is Nigh!
The End of the World Is Nigh!
Can’t we hunt Mad Gordo and company? Tally Ho!
Big deal, talk to a farmer about foxes if you want the truth.
I agree we shouldn’t bring back fox hunting.
At least until every Labour MP has been hunted, anyway. Be much more fun than wasting good rope.
Doubt any would be fast enough to get away. Can you imagine 5 bellies trying to run cross country?
Glaswegian foxhunting.
http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/search/display.var.2532748.0.urban_fox_hunter_to_pay_500_fine.php
7 p tax hike is more likely when you read that:
“Tax inspectors to clamp down on people ‘before they break law’
New guidance from HM Revenue and Customs now defines tax avoiders as those seeking to pay less tax than “if Parliament turned its mind to the specific issue in question”.
[..]
In the key passage defining tax avoidance – and therefore which practices may be pursued – it now states: “Avoidance is not defined in the Taxation Acts…One definition is ‘a situation where less tax is paid than Parliament intended, or more tax would have been paid, if Parliament turned its mind to the specific issue in question’. At a practical level the problem is then essentially one of deciding what Parliament would have intended and identifying who should be asked to decide this.”
“Inspectors need to have in simple terms a working concept of ‘avoidance’ in order to properly identify cases which can be worked…The starting point should be that one would normally expect taxpayers to pay tax on their income or profits…It is reasonable to assume that where a commercial transaction is carried out in a particularly convoluted way, then avoidance is afoot.”
I think that we can say that this will not be applied to MP’s as we can be pretty sure what Parliament would say about the taxing of MP’s….
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/personalfinance/consumertips/tax/6376804/Tax-inspectors-to-clamp-down-on-people-before-they-break-law.html
I forgot to include:
“HMRC has already faced criticism for applying new tax laws retrospectively. Thousands of families who had established trusts were recently hit by retrospective rules.”
Because it’s the right thing to do!
Hypocrites – every one of them.
SHIT! Don’t vote Labour…
POSTAL STRIKE ON SKY BREAKING NEWS
Mandleson gets an absolute slating from the Union guy
SKy News
EXPLOSIVE!!!
Mandleson described as a turncoat and a Minister without responsibility by the union They hate him and this government and are hammering both big style on Sky right now
This is like 1979 all over again
some nobhound journo tried to drag cameron into the fray.
cretin.
Lord Fondlebum of Boy got plenty of name checks…..back off to Europe he goes!
More interestingly they say Mandelson is colluding with RM management to provoke the strike so RM can be sold off on the cheap to Mandy’s Euro friends… or at least the Union guy started to say that before the BBC cut him off, so must have touched a nerve there.
Go back to your game fair you Tory patsy,keep trumpeting the same old rubbish. It makes me laugh at your not so innocent posturing.
Gordon is best at dithering. dissembling and bugger-all else.
Yes Susie, Mandelslime scum is spinning his web. He sure has his own agenda, and hang the rest. He’ll screw anybody, – it’s the Royal Mail he’s busy screwing at the moment.
Why have the two pigs mandelscum scum sc um and crozier his scummy side kick allowed the postal strike to happen!?
They wanted the strike, they are 100% pure bastards! The gorgon has a lot to answer for, and it’s no good Cameron speaking up like little goody two shoes. I’m totally shocked. The Post Office management should be sac ked, and now!
The postal strike may delay tax returns… oh dear.
Bloody disgusting, the government un der the slime of the day mandelscum have cheated the postal workers. He’s the scum of the earth!!!!!
you seem surprised.
Of course he’s the scum of the earth…
Is this news, Mandelson, the serpent.
Nelsons Column is currently an 18ft pillar with a statue of Admiral Horatio Nelson situated at the top, resting above bronze acanthus leaves.
Under the Shari’ah, the construction and elevation of statues or idols is prohibited, and consequently, the statue of Admiral Horatio Nelson would be removed and demolished without hesitation (click on picture to enlarge).
Indeed, there is none truly worthy of worship except Allah (SWT) and thus the veneration of any man or woman is unacceptable, let alone a man such as Horatio Nelson who was a notorious fornicator, as his illicit relationships with married women such as Emma, Lady Hamilton demonstrate.
Furthermore, due to the fact that the actual column is based on the architecture of the Temple of Mars Ultor, in Rome, the engravings on the column will have to be altered in favour of Islamic indentations, possibly floral designs.
Futhermore, all centographs of the infidel will be removed as the idolatry of man and his efforts against the laws of allah are unacceptable.
www
islam4uk
com
Speaking of fornicators – do you think they follow Ramsey’s cooking instructions?
“Nelsons Column is currently an 18ft pillar”
Pure envy.
Ate his vegetables did Horatio. Even on his deathbed he called for someone to kiss his hardy.
And then got pickled in a barrel of Brandy, Die Hard, the original.
The site appears to be down, but judging by the Google caches it’s totally off the wall. In fact it’s so barking that the site’s probably a fake.
However it does mention a ‘March for Shariah’ to Trafalgar Square on Oct 31, so if that happens the site may be genuine.
Hell yeah, you buggered of to the toilet when it was your round! Bloody typical!!!
Just change the date but what has moved on?
You let your readers down ! but it was shit
Watching Jockey Smith today can I suggest replacing PMQs with Westminster Sumo, kicked off by Jockey against Nicholas Soames. Bonus points should be awarded for competitors trapping John Bercow between them.
[...] Oooops Was down the pub during PMQs. Anything interesting happen? [...]
Fiddling Fivebellies wants to nobble the guy running the petition against her:
http://www.birminghampost.net/news/west-midlands-news/2009/10/22/redditch-mp-jacqui-smith-wants-to-see-jacqui-out-now-petition-65233-24987233/